George does things!

$name : George does things!
$author : TacoCat1717
$description : George goes on an adventure!
$amount : 5

$event1
[event1a] {50%}
ate [some food|a cat|a taco|his children|everything|his homework|himself]
[drove a car|sailed a boat|piloted a submarine|flew a plane|launched a rocket|crashed his car|crashed his plane]
went [spelunking|bungee jumping]
stood up[| to bullying| for himself| extremely slowly]
discovered [a lost city|an ancient civilization|a new planet|a new element|the skeletal remains of [a cat|a dinosaur]]
lost his [wallet|sanity|dignity|money]
went to [China|America|Africa]
learned how to say "[excuse me|why|what the heck|how's it going|oh my god|where's the bathroom|I really need to use the bathroom]" in [Mandarin|English|Spanish|French|Greek|sign language|morse code|braille|closed captioning]
[learned|spoke fluently in|tried to speak|forgot how to speak] [Mandarin|English|Spanish|French|Greek|sign language|morse code|braille|closed captioning]
started [a civil war|a world war|World War [1-30]]
chugged [15-25] [capri-suns|chocolate milks|bottles of blood]
assaulted [a taxi|everyone|his closest friends|the President|a random man]
wrote [a book|an autobiography|a biography about [his mother|his father|Kim Jong Un|his gerbil|literally everyone]]
assassinated [the president|his entire family]
slaughtered [50-90] [pigs|cows|chickens|sheep|horses|farm animals|innocent children]
sang [the alphabet|Twinkle Twinkle Little Star]
farted [|loudly|quietly|extremely loudly]
talked about [cheese|his love life|nothing in particular|the weather|his adventures]
slapped [a policeman|his mother|his grandson|a poor child]
rated a restaurant [2-5] stars
got a pet [dog|cat|gerbil|fish|rock]
got trapped in a [cage|box|deep hole]
converted to [Christianity|Islam|Judaism|Atheism]
stopped [racism|sexism]
played [Fortnite|Minecraft]
broke [a bone|[2-50] bones|all of his bones]
attended his grand[mother|father]'s [74-80]th birthday party
became the leader of [the Central African Republic|of a communist regime|of Russia|of North Korea]
had [an idea|a great idea|a terrible idea]
invented [common decency|cars|the lightbulb|teeth|the Bee Movie]
[befriended Kim Jong Un|asked out Kim Jong Un|proposed to Kim Jong Un|had a baby with Kim Jong Un]
set an alarm for [1-12]:00 [AM|PM]
had a dream that he [event1]
had a nightmare that he [event1]
adopted a [cat|dog|child|gerbil|highway]
woke up in [a hospital|an insane asylum|someone else's room|the sky]
accidentally [event1]
drove from [Sweden|Australia|Japan|Mars] to [Nepal|the Sun|Canada|Paris, France|New York City|Hawaii]
declared himself [king|Supreme Overlord|God]
wrote a [1-12],000 page fan-fiction
[didn't like his happy meal|threw his happy meal across the room]
invited [everyone he knew|some people|literally nobody|literally everyone|his pet [gerbil|cat|dog|fish] to a party]
[exploded|imploded]
[peed|pooped] his pants
said [heck|shoot|frick|dang|ow|oh no|why oh why|"Why, God, must you do this to me?!?!"]
obtained a [nuclear detonator|nuclear bomb|pancake|whole lot of pancakes|crumby biscuit]
had [breakfast|lunch|dinner]
[milked a cow|cut off a horse's head]
adopted [[2-100]|[10-100],000] children
wore [|no] clothes
[pet|fed] his [cat|gerbil|dog|fish]

$event1a
played a mobile game
opened a lemonade stand
made a friendship bracelet
robbed a bank
felt bad
gave his true love a partridge in a pear tree
had a gamer moment
did the Naruto run
did a school presentation
filed a lawsuit
failed a test
had a bad day
bought one new shoe
founded a company
made a comic
kissed a horse
punched his auntie
asked his gerbil out
felt a strong attraction to his gerbil
ordered fries
forgot his homework
churned butter
went on a waterslide
found an easter egg
started a crusade
had a really really fun time
took a world tour
did a vlog
literally died
had a different opinion
went on a rollercoaster
became famous
donated his earnings to charity
biked to work
went in the mines
built a house
corrupted a government
changed his name to Fred and promptly changed it back
assassinated his grandmother
made things awkward
went scuba diving
thouroughly enjoyed himself
jumped off a cliff
built a robot
established communism
lit himself on fire
played a board game
fainted
ran really fast
rage quitted
broke his mouse
hosted a party
pressed F to pay respects
made a joke
got a tattoo
donated all of his savings to McDonald's
bought an in-app purchase
squished a spider
caused a scene
typed loudly
gave birth
looked on the bright side of things
crossed a bridge when he came to it
succumbed to hypothermia
started a revolution
nuked North Korea
played truth or dare
made himself a bagel
checked his watch
lost his phone
posted a selfie
went to a job interview
beat a random person to death
invaded Russia
sang in a barbershop quartet
watched cartoons
had a big surprise
payed his taxes
committed tax fraud
kidnapped his entire family
pouted
had an aneurysm
ate some cereal
lost his job
summoned a demon
started a self-sustaining community
binge-watched Netflix
sleepwalked
threw some shade
stalked his friend's father
did some off-road biking
became life-threateningly obese
got diabetes
forgot how to speak
discovered fire
forgot how to walk
forgot how to read
forgot how to write
went on an adventure
murdered his girlfriend
ate a tortilla chip vertically
jumped off a pier
prevented World War 3
adopted a baby version of himself
shut down his computer
woke up
had explosive diarrhea
found Nemo
became a werewolf

$event2
for literally no reason
with his eyes closed
telepathically
because he felt bad for himself
while underwater the whole time
on easter Island
with his bare hands
with gloves on
with his feet
during his anniversary
in the [early|late] [13-19]00s
in [1800-2100]
in the '[5-9]0s
during a presidential speech
on [election day|Christmas Day|Halloween night|the first day of school|Valentine's Day|the last day of school|his birthday|the first day of Christmas|Easter|New Year's Eve]
in the [dead of night|evening|early morning|afternoon|morning]
with a stuffy nose
in a fancy restaurant
and no one liked it
and immediately got overthrown
because it was part of his quest
to win a bet
and got paid $[10-50].00
and made a meme about it
without a permit
while on a waterslide
with his mother
in broad daylight
without realizing
in his sleep
in the middle of the street
in Sweden
in an abandoned building
at [1-12]:[10-59] [AM|PM]
during a wedding
during a funeral
without his parent's signature
out of spite
for a dare
while everyone watched
on the farm
and immediately apologized
during a field trip
with only one hand
while downing a root beer
while filing for divorce
in Iowa
in the middle of Russia
during the winter
during the summer
on the hottest day of the year
in Alabama
on the continent of Australia
next to a kangaroo
while running for his life
in the boy's locker room
in the girl's locker room
in exchange for his soul
to earn back computer privileges
when no one was looking
but nobody saw it
and only one person noticed
and took a picture of it
at the beach
[1-10],000,000 feet underground
at a fair
because he's stupid
after he finished his homework
in his spare time
in his free time
and recorded it for YouTube
for the first time in his life
as part of his daily routine
for the first time in [25-40] years
on his [74-80]th birthday
on his 23rd birthday
and livestreamed the whole thing
as a surprise birthday gift
and wrote a book about it
in an infinite white void
while falling into a bottomless pit
and made a documentary of it
to show off
because someone paid him $[2-9].00 to do it
due to peer pressure
and decided to sue
because he was bored
because he had no other choice
just because
and boy was that lucky
and then everyone clapped
and posted it on Reddit
and instantly regretted it
with a sword in his hand
because he just had to
but didn't mean to
because he really had to pee
somewhere on Mars
and ate a cookie
and lit himself on fire
but didn't like it very much
which caused the apocalypse
at school
while on a reality show
and got arrested
and got sentenced for life
and still remembers it today
and tells everyone about it to this day
and still brags about it
and still can't live it down
while naked
and would definitely do it again
and is never doing that again
and has the entire thing memorized
and took notes on it
and immediately started panicking
but realized it was just a dream
and the whole thing was just a mess
in Utah
in Southeast Asia
while in a wheelchair
from the comfort of his own bed
in just one day
over the course of a year
over the course of his lifetime
and then just kept on doing it
in a boat
in a submarine
and immediately got addicted
for a logical reason that's difficult to explain
and got put in the time-out chair for it
and was subsequently grounded
and was immediately suspended
for a school project
while humming a little tune
to the beat of a song
while doing a dance move
while wearing airpods
for attention
to impress his crush
because he needed money
as a compliment to the chef
passive-aggresively
very reluctantly
while giggling gleefully the whole time
without a care in the world
inside the FBI headquarters
and lost his eye
and lost his arm
and lost his life
with a runny nose
while holding his baby
at a baby shower
at a family reunion
at a court hearing
in a jail cell
right next to his wife
at his own wedding
to reach enlightment
instead of going to work
but it was just a prank
as a prank
for part of his evil plan
to win a contest
because he needed to practice
because he needed experience doing it
in a spaceship
in an airplane

$main
George [event1] [event2]!
George [event1] and then [event1]! {30%}
George [event1] [event2] [event2]! {30%}
George [event1] and [event1] because of it! {10%}
George [event1] and [event1] and even [event1]! {10%}
George Washington was the 1st President of the United States! {0.5%}
George died. {0.01%}