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- >be me
- >530 Lbs of mummy's golden child
- >sitting on toilet squeezing out a big poo that I've held for a day
- >finally drops out along with a BRRRRRAPPPPPPFFPPPPTHTHTHTPPP
- >look in the bowl at my masterpiece, skidmarks longer than the M6
- >"Mummy, MUMMY, come and see what I did!"
- >mum unlocks the door from the outside using the special key for emergencies
- >proudly point at the toilet bowl
- >wow! You've done so well, and it's all in the bowl too! That's 10 good boy points
- >clap my hands because I've been saving my good boy points for weeks, finally at 150
- >cash them all in for a special hour with my catgirl
- >mummy phones up the people who send the catgirl and talks with them
- >hear girl arrive at the door and sit on the end of my bed and take off my pants for the first time in 2 days
- >can hear them talking downstairs
- >"God, it's not him again is it? He's getting too large for me to do anything"
- >hear mummy say "Please, we have a system and it's the only way I can get him to do anything"
- >girl sighs and says "I have the catears headband too, I'll be wearing it again?"
- >clap my hands because I can tell special time is about to begin
- >girl comes into my room and meows and purrs
- >have special fun time, she makes my peepee feel good
- >the next 59 minutes are spent while I tell her about my comics and my video games
- >she's really impressed
- >eventually leaves after the hour is up
- >mummy comes up with my snack of tendies for being such a good boy
- >"enjoy your tendies, snookums, I have to leave now for my nightshift"
- >eat my tendies in bed and dream about my waifu Mikasa-san afterwards
- How can anyone diss the NEET life? Enjoy your long hours and ungrateful wives, wageslaves.
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