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- EB: hey, dave!
- TG: hey egbert
- TG: whats going on
- EB: not a whole lot! today's been kind of really uneventful.
- EB: what about you?
- TG: eh pretty much same
- TG: not a whole lots going on
- TG: shits so boring around here with school starting
- EB: i don't know, man. that sounds pretty exciting to me.
- EB: i mean, who wouldn't want to attend the target and walmart half-off of school supplies sales?
- EB: so tell me, dave.
- EB: are you a crayola kid?
- TG: dude come on
- TG: does it look like id use that roseart shit
- EB: i was just going to ask that.
- EB: yeah, actually.
- EB: you DO seem like a roseart kid to me.
- TG: fuck that
- TG: once i used a roseart crayon and i will never make that mistake again
- TG: i had to sleep with cal for a fucking week
- EB: was your childhood filled with waxy, faded and crumbly lies branded and called, "roseart"?
- EB: it's ok, dave.
- EB: i won't judge you! i'll HELP you.
- TG: i just told you dude
- EB: we can get past this.
- TG: oh my god
- EB: no. i don't believe you.
- EB: you have to show me your super cool pencil case now.
- TG: its bright fucking pink with hello kitty on it
- TG: shits so kawaii
- EB: lame. we both know that barbie is the way to go.
- TG: hell no
- EB: hell yes.
- TG: have you seen her face
- TG: its creepy as fuck
- TG: she is always smiling
- TG: ALWAYS
- EB: hello kitty doesn't even have a mouth.
- EB: THAT'S terrifying, dave.
- EB: imagine a cat with its mouth sewn shut.
- EB: that is what i imagine when i think of hello kitty.
- TG: oh god
- TG: youre really fucked up arent you
- TG: thats ok
- TG: ill call lalonde up she can probably help you
- EB: do you really still go school shopping for crayons and markers?
- TG: my bro makes me go with him
- TG: its ironic of course
- EB: that's cute. did he finally buy you a new comforter and sheet set?
- EB: you know. to replace your hello kitty one, of course.
- TG: yeah man
- TG: no way i got a new hello kitty one
- TG: it matches my pencil case p much perfectly
- EB: do you have a jeweled and bedazzled, kawaii iphone case, too?
- EB: resin decor and everything.
- TG: hell yeah
- TG: bitches be jealous and shit
- EB: everyone is jealous of your pencil case and matching hello kitty bedroom.
- EB: except for me.
- EB: i remain unmoved and unaffected.
- TG: i think youre in denial to be honest
- EB: i think you're the one in denial here.
- EB: barbie is clearly the best adorable decision.
- TG: nah i dont think so
- TG: fuck that
- EB: how about polly pocket?
- EB: do you have a grudge against her, too?
- EB: what did polly ever do to you?
- TG: wait who said i had a grudge against polly
- TG: she better than barbie
- EB: i can only assume you would! you hate barbie, after all.
- EB: don't you dare say that about barbie.
- TG: hello kitty is where its at sorry egbert
- TG: case closed
- EB: this case is most certainly not closed.
- EB: i'll see you in court next week, strider.
- TG: OH SHIT
- TG: im calling my lawyer up now
- TG: your shit is gonna get slammed so hard
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