lmao

It was quite the shocking display as how everyone within Crafthold, including those that were close to him within Tochan hadn't figured out that he was infact, thee Dante Janus.

But for some reason, Katzan with his throbbing erection to murder him did. Which was strange if he had to say himself.

Clapping his hands together at the light show that took place infront of him, he couldn't help but make a request of her. "My girlfriend is coming from her vacation soon and I'd like to surprise her. How much coin would it take for you to perform one of those flashing things at her arrival?" he asked genuinely.

The kid side of him wanted to ask 'Again! Again!' but this request was a lot more important to him. But honestly, it wasn't. His dick was going to please her one way or another so it didn't matter.

He'd then pause as he was given to ten seconds to explain why she shouldn't hand him over to Katzan. Which made him a bit confused since Katzan was right behind him. But that was a question for another day.

"First of princess. I wouldn't want you to get physical at all since your knocked up. Really, it'd suck if your baby was born handicapped. Also, that means no wine. Even if its been a realll bad day, no wine. But the good news is that you should feel free to have all the chocolate you want!" he responded as his five minutes was already up.

His smile would soon become a frown as it seemed like he was mysteriously caught.

"Um. Well. You see. Katzan with his hate boner for me wants to kill me because his buddy was caught red handed trying to rob me for no reason and died underneath Somnus's foot. I wasn't there. But I heard it popped like a thousand rubber bands on a watermelon!" he explained in his usually crazy way.

"The thing what I don't understand is why try to murder me and try to recruit me instead since I literally fought a stronger magi than me. Did I also forget to say that this magi was a sin magi?" he finished his explanation.

He'd then turn to Katzan. "Can't we just shake each others balls and call it a nice day?" he asked.

But then Te paused as he grabbed his chin to ponder what he had just said.

"No.. That came out wrong. Not balls. Don't ask me why I was thinking about balls but I meant to say hands. Let's shake hands and become the best of friends from now on." he rephrased with a nod before giving Katzan a thumbs up.
(Te)