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  1. ectoBiologist/AG♂ grabbing the journal, he opens it up and lazily starts flipping through the pages until he finds what he's looking for.
  2. [8/17/2011 3:06:57 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: The summoner.
  3. [8/17/2011 3:07:20 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: }:OOO
  4. [8/17/2011 3:07:31 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty is excited! She hunkers down for storytime.
  5. [8/17/2011 3:07:46 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: God, what are you a gru8?
  6. [8/17/2011 3:07:48 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: Listen.
  7. [8/17/2011 3:08:02 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: hEHE, uHH, sORRY,
  8. C:{
  9. [8/17/2011 3:08:52 PM | Edited 3:09:13 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: The Summoner was suppoooooooosed to 8e the second gr8 troll revolutionary and the reason His Imperial Condescension 8anished all adults from the planet in the first place.
  10. [8/17/2011 3:10:02 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: oH, wOW,
  11. [8/17/2011 3:11:22 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: Yeah, yeah, shut up. The Summoner had wings after their pup8ion. This is why everyone saw them as a sym8ol of revolution and gathered with them since it was rare for anyone to get wings and still is. Unless you're awesome, which I am.
  12. [8/17/2011 3:11:52 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty rolls her eyes a little.
  13. [8/17/2011 3:12:47 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: ectoBiologist/AG♂ looks up at Tavros skeptically.
  14. [8/17/2011 3:12:51 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: You want to hear the rest or not?
  15. [8/17/2011 3:14:53 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: yES, pLEASE,
  16. [8/17/2011 3:16:07 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: Good. Okay, so, according to Mindfang, the Summoner raises an army and a revolution and runs the adults off the planet. And that's it.
  17. [8/17/2011 3:17:01 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: }:O
  18. bUT, tHEY HAD WINGS?
  19. tHAT'S SOOOO COOL,
  20. i WONDER, hOW THAT HAPPENED,
  21. [8/17/2011 3:23:25 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: Like I said. It happened when they pup8ed.
  22. [8/17/2011 3:23:55 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: They apparently has an army of 8east and even helped Mindfang tame Pyralspite, Redglare's dragon lusus.
  23. [8/17/2011 3:24:08 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: She was kind of awesome.
  24. [8/17/2011 3:24:24 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: ectoBiologist/AG♂ has a sort of look on his face like he's thinking about something that would have been nice.
  25. [8/17/2011 3:24:55 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: }:O
  26. tHE SUMMONER WAS A GIRL?
  27. cOOOOOOOL,
  28. [8/17/2011 3:25:34 PM | Edited 3:25:43 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: I just said "she" didn't I?
  29. [8/17/2011 3:25:55 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: It's like you 8n't even listening.
  30. [8/17/2011 3:26:23 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: }:I
  31. [8/17/2011 3:26:33 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: 8ut yeah. The Summoner was a she and had your weird ass a8ility to communic8 with animals.
  32. [8/17/2011 3:27:03 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: Not like that's important, 8ut Mindfang thought it was valua8le and it let him control Pyralspite.
  33. [8/17/2011 3:27:34 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: }:O
  34. oH, cOOL, sHE COULD COMMUNE WITH ANIMALS TOO!
  35. wOOWWWW,
  36. [8/17/2011 3:28:55 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: Yeah, yeah. Still, she was a 8itch. She killed Mindfang.
  37. [8/17/2011 3:29:06 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: aWWW, }:(
  38. [8/17/2011 3:29:13 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: ectoBiologist/AG♂ isn't even reading the book, anymore.
  39. [8/17/2011 3:29:47 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: Stuck a lance through his chest. And she was supposed to 8e his m8sprit.
  40. [8/17/2011 3:29:53 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: So much for destiny.
  41. [8/17/2011 3:30:20 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: D:{
  42. oH NOOO,
  43. [8/17/2011 3:30:43 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: wHY WOULD SHE DO THAT??
  44. [8/17/2011 3:30:57 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: Hell if I know. Mindfang never says.
  45. [8/17/2011 3:31:11 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: Only that he knows she's the one who's going to end his life.
  46. [8/17/2011 3:32:14 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: And he's go forward with it like it's nothing. 8rave and courageous and awesome. 8ut then, after everything he manages to do, to get sta88ed 8y someone so low on the hemospectrum who was supposed to 8e his lover.
  47. [8/17/2011 3:32:25 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: Not exactly the glorious end I expected for someone I respected.
  48. [8/17/2011 3:33:31 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: wELL,
  49. mAYBE, tHERE WAS A GOOD REASON?
  50. i, i DON'T KNOW,
  51. }:(
  52. i DON'T LIKE STORIES, wITH MEAN ENDINGS,
  53. [8/17/2011 3:34:00 PM | Edited 3:34:02 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: You're a troll, 8n't you? Mean endings are kind of what happens in our culture.
  54. [8/17/2011 3:34:24 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: Hell, Redglare got strung up for "doing his duty." Stuuuuuuuupid.
  55. [8/17/2011 3:34:54 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: }:C
  56. [8/17/2011 3:35:25 PM | Edited 3:35:54 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: Mindfang manipul8ed every low8lood at his trial to form a lynchmo8. And then killed His Honora8le Tyranny while missing an arm and an eye.
  57. [8/17/2011 3:35:27 PM | Edited 3:35:44 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: Now that's a 8adass.
  58. [8/17/2011 3:35:50 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: jUST BECAUSE IT IS, a THING THAT HAPPENS IN OUR, uHH, cULTURE,
  59. dOESN'T MEAN i HAVE TO LIKE IT,,,
  60.  
  61. }:O
  62. oH, wOW,
  63. tHAT, dOES SOUND, pRETTY COOL,
  64. [8/17/2011 3:36:36 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: Yeah, it does!!!!!!!! He was a very powerful troll and deserves every ounce of respect I give him.
  65. [8/17/2011 3:36:45 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: Still. Sta88ed like it was nothing.
  66. [8/17/2011 3:37:22 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: 8ut, I guess he lived to a ripe old age. The Summoner wasn't even hatched when this last entry was written.
  67. [8/17/2011 3:38:03 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: }:O
  68. oH, wOW,
  69. sO, hE KNEW EVEN BEFORE SHE WAS BORN, wHAT WOULD HAPPEN BETWEEN THEM?
  70. [8/17/2011 3:39:12 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: Yeeeeeeeep.
  71. [8/17/2011 3:40:18 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: ectoBiologist/AG♂ closes the journal and shoves into his sylladex.
  72. [8/17/2011 3:40:27 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: There you go. Story time over.
  73. [8/17/2011 3:40:31 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: aWWW,
  74. [8/17/2011 3:40:38 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty was having fun with storytime.
  75. [8/17/2011 3:41:06 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: What? It's not like I know anything else a8out The Summoner. Except, may8e, she inspired Pupa Pan or something.
  76. [8/17/2011 3:41:21 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: }8O
  77. wOW, tHAT'D BE COOOOOOL,
  78. [8/17/2011 3:42:34 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: Ugh. I don't need your 8ullshit fakey-fake stories mucking up the only evidence of who my ancestor is.
  79. [8/17/2011 3:44:26 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: }:OOO
  80. uHH, sORRY,
  81. sO, mINDFANG WAS, uHH, yOUR ANCESTOR?
  82. [8/17/2011 3:44:32 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty is the slowest troll
  83. [8/17/2011 3:45:18 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: ....Holy shit, you are slow.
  84. [8/17/2011 3:45:29 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: ::::|
  85. [8/17/2011 3:45:59 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: }:(
  86. sORRY,
  87. [8/17/2011 3:46:51 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: ectoBiologist/AG♂ takes a bite of peanut butter and chews it slowly.
  88. [8/17/2011 3:47:16 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: Anyway, yeah. Mindfang was my ancestor. Admiral Spinnerette Mindfang.
  89. [8/17/2011 3:47:30 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: Who did you think I 8ased my FLARP character on?
  90. [8/17/2011 3:47:44 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: oHH,
  91. oOOHHHHHHHHHH,
  92. oKAY, uHH, i GET IT NOW,
  93. [8/17/2011 3:48:50 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: So, we done here? Can I get 8ack to painting the 8arn?
  94. [8/17/2011 3:53:41 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: Or were you hoping for something else? I don't mind talking a8out my ancestor, 8ut it feels a 8it one-sided when most low8loods don't even 8elieve in this kind of thing.
  95. [8/17/2011 4:00:01 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: ectoBiologist/AG♂ glares at Tavros and the reaches forward and snaps his fingers directly in her face.
  96. [8/17/2011 4:00:04 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: H8Y!
  97. [8/17/2011 4:01:12 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: aAHH!
  98. [8/17/2011 4:01:22 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty flails.
  99.  
  100. s, sORRY,
  101. i WAS, tHINKING ABOUT STUFF,
  102. [8/17/2011 4:02:26 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: What could you possi8ly 8e thinking a8out that made your head just 8lank out like that.
  103. [8/17/2011 4:02:51 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: uHH, tRYING TO THINK ABOUT, wHAT THAT SUMMONER LADY WAS LIKE,
  104. aND,
  105. hOW COOL IT WOULD BE, tO HAVE WINGS,
  106. [8/17/2011 4:03:33 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: It's awesome. That's all you need to know.
  107. [8/17/2011 4:03:48 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: aWWWW, i WISH i HAD WINGS, }:(
  108. sHOOT,
  109. [8/17/2011 4:07:30 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: Yeah, it's pretty 8oss.
  110. [8/17/2011 4:07:55 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: bLUH,
  111. nOW i'M JEALOUS, }:I
  112. [8/17/2011 4:09:34 PM] ectoBiologist/AG♂: You should 8e. I'm awesome, after all.
  113. [8/17/2011 4:10:58 PM] Tavvy/RoBroNep/Monty: uHH, iF YOU SAY SO,
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