>be me
>2 and a half months ago
>almost late for my history lecture
>rush into lecture theatre through the left door (there are two doors, one on the left at the back and one on the right at the back)
>enter hall
>scanningforaseatnexttoahotgirl.exe
>decide to sit next to this white qt3.14 with black hair
>i sit down and pull out my laptop
>lecture starts
>towards the end of the lecture i try to think of things to say to make conversation
>decide to say "man our lecturer is quite enthusiastic - it really makes this subject interesting!"
>lecture ends
>my heart is racing
>she starts packing up
>nowornever.mov
>"So... uh... our lecturer... is.... umm.....uh... he's eager-.... he's enthusiastic"
>fuckme.jpg
>she gives me a confused look
>killmyself.mp4
>she kind of smiles
>wait what
>"you think so? to be honest some of my other lecturers are way more enthusiastic"

now here, a normal person would have said something like "oh what other subjects do you take?"
but instead...

>me: "yeah...."
>proceed to shake my head then walk off"

end my life