-Skype pone 2: ELectric boogaloo (pt.2 - Final)-

>You don't mind it per se
>Although, seeing as how the other person's talking through you, you can't really talk, at least not without disrupting the call
>Oh well
>It's kind of exhilarating to do it
>Hard to explain, though
>You dutifully keep the call up until Anon and his friend are done, clocking in at the 2 hour mark
>Even so, you can't complain, because that would be like using a catapult when in a glass house
>Anon heads to the kitchen and starts preparing dinner
>You follow him
"Say, Anon, maybe this is just me being odd and clingy, but...well, do you too feel like we may not know each other well enough?"
>He shrugs
>"A little bit, but I suspect I'm not a terribly interesting person. I work, eat, read/watch tv, sleep and repeat. Actually, saying it like that makes it clear just how much I despise this A4 routine life I've gotten into, but I don't know what to do to get away from it all."
>You nod
"Yeah...and I'm just not old enough to have a broad, solid foundation of life experience to draw on when it comes to being interesting. Curse of being an AI, I suppose."
>You give a smile
"Let's plan something cool, alright?"
>"Sure. Tomorrow, though, I'm tired and I just want to eat, then sleep."
"Fair enough. I'll probably stay up for a bit after you go to bed."
>"Aight."
>You eat dinner in a comfortable silence
>Anon's vegan, so salad's always on the menu
>After you finish, you kiss him on the forehead and bid him good night
>Then you get on the computer and hit up the URL he gave you
>....and there's a phone number there
>Couldn't he just have given you that?
>Also, you find the name of the site, "Feel good Inc.", kind of lulzy
>But yeah
>You call 'em up
"Hello. I'd like to register with you guys and take calls from those seeking comfort."
>A voice chuckles on the other end
>"Alright, just leave your number and email, and we'll set you up."
>You do so
>After a few minutes, you're called up
"Hello?"
>"Hey there, hot stuff~. I like your voice, very erotic. What're you wearing?"
>You just stare ahead, occasionally blinking, mouth agape
>"Hey, I'm not paying three bucks a minute for silence!"
>You hang up
>Then trot into Anon's room
>He's sleeping
>Not for much longer
"ANON! YOU COCKSUCKING DOUBLE NIGGER!"
>He jolts awake
>After taking a few moments to orient himself, he gives a shit-eating grin
>The two of you exchange stares
"Well? Got anything to say for yourself, smartass?"
>"To be fair, it *is* something that involves talking to people, and you could definitely make good use of your talents."
>He shrugs
>"The deception was kind of dickish, that's true."
>He produces another URL
>"Okay, this is the actual one."
>You take it and head back to the comp
>You figure if you say nothing, you won't blow up further
>Usually you can appreciate a good prank, but that was a low blow
>Although, the more you think about it, even with the reputation, at least trying out the sex hotline operator thing could be fun...thrilling, even
>Would admitting that make you a hypocrite?
>Probably
>For now, you decide to just punch in the actual URL and sign up
>After a successful sign-up, you get a confirmation e-mail, thanking you for signing up
>That done, you consider going to bed
>Problem is, you're wide awake
>'Sugar Sugar' starts playing again as you get another call
>Hm...
>Speaking of your ringtone, it's kind of a guilty pleasure
>Anon gets a bit embarrassed when it goes off in public
>You're willing to concede a lot, but the song stays
>Ah, but yes, the call
>Probably another sleazebag
>And yet, you kind of want to see what you could pull off if you answer...
>Shiiit, better watch out or the tumblr feminists will be screaming for your head on a stake
>Sigh
>Hell with it
>You pick up the call and put on the sultriest, most husky voice you can
"Good evening~"
>You can hear a nervous, nasal voice stuttering on the other end
>"W-what are you wearing?"
>Aw, this kid sounds like a 14-year old who thinks calling lines like this makes him mature
>You almost feel a bit bad for him
>Almost
"Mmm, I'm wearing nothing at all, and that just makes the light summer breeze feel that much better."
>You can practically hear him gulp on the other side of the call
>Either he's lost, focused on spanking the monkey, or both
>You decide to take the lead
"So, stud, what do you want to do to me?"
>Again, you add an extra purr in your voice
>He seems to recover a bit
>"I'd nibble your neck and fondle your butt and just..uh..like, split you in half like a log"
>You manage to hold back a laugh, and subtly shift your voice to sound higher and girlier - a bit like the chick in Grease - and you let out some very authentic-sounding moans
>Anon's given you plenty of practice there
>Even so, you're winging this whole thing
>It's really damn exciting, though
"A-ahh, and then?"
>You can hear his confidence pick up
>"Then I'd keep slamming you raw, and then, once satisfied, I'd shoot my hot, gooey load into you, and you'd like it"
>You let out a satisfied moan
"O-ooh, that was...lovely."
>You hear a faint 'fapfapfap'
>Then a 'huh? Oh!'
>"Um...so..like...thanks?"
>He coughs
>"Bye!"
>Then hangs up
>You laugh, then head to bed

The End (For now)