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- >Today is not like other days.
- >Today, you have a plan.
- >Today, you WILL have fun!
- >Unfortunately, Twilight has decided to start the day by singing, which has woken you up way off schedule.
- >You slide out of the rafters and tap her on the head, just hard enough to stop her from singing.
- >Well, now that you've woken up, there's no point in going back to sleep.
- >You backflip out a window and notice the sky is pretty weird.
- >All checkerboard clouds and stuff.
- >A quick look around reveals that Rarity is the cause.
- "Rarity."
- >"Mm Hmm?"
- "You don't do the weather. That's what Rainbow Dash does."
- >"That can't possibly be the case. I've dealt with the weather for all the time I've lived here."
- >This is a problem. The weather needs to be a certain way for you to have fun.
- "You're going to make dresses, or I'm going to make you."
- >She ignores you.
- >Final straw.
- >You lift her over your head and stop being outside
- >And start being in Carousel Boutique.
- >You place her on the ground, and push her towards a sewing machine.
- "Be a dear and make some clothes or whathaveyou."
- >And then you notice Applejack trying to make some dresses.
- >That can't be right...
- "What's with the tailoring, AJ?"
- >"It's what ah've always done."
- "No it bloody isn't."
- >You grab Applejack, and stop being in Carousel Boutique
- >And start being in Sweet Apple Acres.
- >Why are all the trees dead?
- >Oh. Pinkie's trying to harvest them.
- >That's definitely not right.
- "AJ, fix the farm. Pinkie, You're coming with me."
- >You tackle Pinkie, and stop being in Sweet Apple Acres
- >And start being in the worst stand up comedy routine ever conceived.
- >Or Sugarcube Corner, not that there's a difference right now.
- >You place Pinkie down, and look around for the sorry excuse of a comedian that's trying to-
- >Oh, it's Fluttershy.
- >You pick her up, and stop being in Sugarcube Corner
- >And start being in Fluttershy's Cottage.
- >Animals running amok everywhere.
- "You live here. Get these animals to calm down."
- >Tossing Fluttershy to the side, you notice that Rainbow Dash is tied up in a pot.
- >You run your finger along her face and taste it.
- "Needs more pepper, but enough cookery. You're fixing the weather."
- >You stop being in Fluttershy's Cottage
- >And start being in an open field.
- "Nice and clear, if you would."
- >She looks confused for a bit, before tentatively flying up to a cloud and kicking it.
- >Something seems to dawn upon her, though you can't imagine what, and then she starts kicking up a nice clear day.
- >Perfect.
- >You stop being in a field
- >And start being back in the library.
- >Twilight isn't there. This is a good thing.
- >You grab as many books as you can, and stuff them into your bottomless box, along with a sizeable quantity of string you've been saving.
- >And by saving, you mean you've been unravelling the rugs one by one while Twilight wasn't looking and hiding the string from them in your bottomless box.
- >You skip and prance your way back you the field, and dump all the books and string on the ground.
- >It is time to build a kite.
- >You lay all the books out in a giant diamond shape, with a bunch of extra books to form the supports.
- >Then, because just laying the books out like that obviously won't hold together, you wrap the kite in piles and piles of string.
- >Yeah. That should do.
- >You lead a line of string out a ways, and wonder how you're going to get the kite off the ground.
- >Uhhhh.
- >Hmmm.
- >The best way to get it off the ground would be to get it in the air.
- >The easiest way you can think to do that would be to make it so gravity pulled the kite up instead of down.
- >You bend over and grab the world
- >And lift it above your head.
- >The kite falls into the sky, and you cling tight to the ground.
- >Before the kite can get too far away, you flip the world back to normal, and grab the kite string.
- >You run around, trying to get enough speed that the kite stays aloft.
- >And it does!
- >You fly your kite all day, and well into the evening, before a purple unicorn approaches you.
- >"Hey, Anon. I was worried when you weren't in the library asleep by four, so I went looking for... Are those the books that were missing from the library?"
- "Well, yeah. What else would I make a kite out of?"
- >She opens her mouth to speak, but stops herself.
- "And do you know how difficult it was to get this kite aloft? I had to reverse gravity!"
- >The most incredulous of incredulous looks.
- "No, really! Well, more like I moved the ground while gravity stayed still, but it's the same effect."
- >You were wrong. The look only gets more incredulous.
- >You put your hand on the ground and lift the world above you, making sure you don't hit your kite.
- >Twilight falls into the sky, and you hold on tight to the ground.
- >You put the ground back where it belongs, and stand on your kite string.
- >Arms outstretched, you catch Twilight as she falls back down.
- "Y'see, if I knew how to use telekinesis, I wouldn't have had to do that."
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