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- >Day Waifu War in Equestria
- >This is it.
- >You've gone through countless hordes of Sunfags in order to get to this point.
- >You even took out that faggot who kept shouting 'Praise the Sun!' and genuflecting to Celestia's perch at every opportunity.
- >But now, you face your greatest challenge.
- >As you stand on the other side of the arena, you see the smoke begin to billow in
- >Wild and formless, tendrils of inky blackness whip about for several seconds before coalescing into a monstrous single-horned visage.
- >"CRYSTALS!"
- >The stadium shakes as the voice of the former Crystal King sends ponies into a cowering mess under their seats.
- >But you stand firm and glare at the giant face.
- >It snorts once before condensing into a smaller, more edgy form.
- >Great black and red crystal spines erupt from his equine frame, looking like something straight out of the sonic fandom back on earth.
- >From her post high above the arena, Celestia calls down to the two of you.
- >"Champions! Now begins the final challenge for my love!"
- >Both of you turn towards the Princess of the Sun, though keeping a wary eye on one another.
- >"You have done well to make it to this point, but this is your last chance to become my hero, along with all that entails."
- >It's difficult to tell, but you think she winks at you.
- >Sombra makes a grunting sound and the two of you resume glaring at one another.
- >Celestia pays no mind as she turns her attention to the far end of the arena and bobs her head once.
- >You turn towards the guards stationed there in front of a large, golden-yellow wheel.
- >"My little ponies, turn the Sun Dial that we might see what the final challenge will be!"
- >One of the guards nods and lifts his hoof.
- >Pulling down hard on the wheel, you watch as it clatters about, shaking wildly from side to side as you await your fate.
- >This continues on for several seconds, and when it shows no signs of slowing, you turn your attention towards Sombra.
- "You're going down, blockhead."
- >The former king grunts and growls, sneering as he responds
- >"Hng, grr, crystals..."
- "Heh, dork."
- >The stallion looks like he wants to say something else, but the clattering begins to die away as the wheel slows, drawing both of you back to your fates.
- >At last, it settles down, and the guard takes a look at where it stopped.
- >A hush falls over the crowd as he turns back to Celestia and cries out.
- >"It... it's challenger's choice!"
- >The ponies begin to whoop up a frenzy, stomping their hooves and whinnying like wild beasts.
- >Your heart thuds away in your chest as you turn to Celestia with a big grin on your face.
- >The Challenger, that's...
- >Celestia meets your gaze with a small smile and bobs her head.
- >"Then, Anonymous, as Sombra has participated in these events before, that means you are the challenger."
- >The stallion sniffs and snorts, grumbling 'slaves' under his breath, but you really couldn't care about him.
- >This is your chance.
- >You have to pick your challenge carefully to maximize your ability to win.
- >A game that you wouldn't be able to lose at...
- >As you close your eyes to think, you can feel the tension in the arena building.
- >They're waiting.
- >All of them.
- >Waiting on you.
- >A thin sheen of sweat breaks out on your palms as you consider and reconsider your options.
- >At last, Celestia clears her throat.
- >"Anonymous, do you have a challenge? Or will you default the decision to Sombra?"
- >Nodding your head, you smirk.
- "I do. Though I think I'll need to explain the rules to my rival here."
- >Celestia bows slightly and allows you to take the stallion aside and explain the rules of the game.
- >It takes a few minutes, but after several affirmative grunts, you're pretty sure he's got it.
- >Perfect.
- >Stepping away, you call up to Celestia and the crowd.
- "This is an ancient game from my homeworld; with this one game, even the smallest of children can topple the strongest of adults, rendering them weak and powerless!"
- >A ripple of excitement goes through the crowd and you can see some of them leaning forward to get a better view.
- >You turn to Sombra and give him a smirk.
- "It wouldn't be sporting if I didn't give you a chance to walk away before I shame you in front of all these ponies."
- >The stallion snorts and shakes his head.
- >"Ugn, ragh!"
- >Oh well, it was worth a shot.
- >The two of you set yourself some ten paces apart.
- >You square your shoulders, and Sombra shifts his weight onto his hind legs.
- >Bringing up your hands, you watch as the once crystal king does the same with his hooves.
- >A single nod and the two of you begin.
- >One beat.
- >The crowd goes still
- >Two beats
- >You hold your breath
- >Three beats
- >Sombra's eyes narrow to pinpricks
- >You grin.
- "SHOOT!"
- >"CRYSTALS!"
- >Both of you thrust out one of your limbs.
- >Your hand is a flat plane, a salute level with your chest.
- >His upturned hoof is decorated with a fine crystal shaped sphere.
- >The seconds pass and Sombra looks at his hoof.
- >Fear crosses his face as you trot over and place your hand over the ball before leaning close to him and whispering.
- "Paper. Covers. Crystals."
- >"FNAR!"
- >Sombra howls, dissipating into smoke as the crowd roars in approval.
- >You take several long bows at each corner of the stadium before turning back to Celestia.
- >Finally, it was over.
- >You'd won.
- >And now, your prize...
- >Today was a good day to go up against a species that don't have fingers.
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