/shar/t in mart

If losing by 2 or more or a player gets injured, play one of the pedestrian chants.

Play Bart or Lisa's respective chant before the goalhorn if they somehow score.

If we get a red card or injury, go P2 and put Homer's Day in that player's spot.

If losing at 65, go +1.

If losing at 85, go P3 and +2.