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Facade Stageplay - Adventures of Edward the nub #2

Jul 16th, 2014
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  1.  
  2. FACADE STAGEPLAY
  3. Thu Jul 17 00 51 18 2014
  4.  
  5. GRACE
  6. Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
  7.  
  8. TRIP
  9. What, Grace... this?
  10.  
  11. GRACE
  12. Yes, you know how I feel about it --
  13.  
  14. TRIP
  15. I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
  16.  
  17. GRACE
  18. You know I've had to ask you about this several --
  19.  
  20. TRIP
  21. Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute!
  22.  
  23. ED
  24. What a terrific audience.
  25.  
  26. GRACE
  27. Fine, Trip... fine...
  28.  
  29. (Trip opens the front door.)
  30.  
  31. TRIP
  32. Ed!!
  33.  
  34. TRIP
  35. Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! Great to see you! It's been a while, how's it going?
  36.  
  37. ED
  38. Eat my shorts.
  39.  
  40. GRACE
  41. No, no, here we are!
  42.  
  43. GRACE
  44. Ed,
  45.  
  46. GRACE
  47. Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever!
  48.  
  49. TRIP
  50. Yeah, it has been a long time.
  51.  
  52. GRACE
  53. And, I've got to say, you look really good!
  54.  
  55. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  56.  
  57. (ED closes the front door.)
  58.  
  59. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  60.  
  61. (ED opens the front door.)
  62.  
  63. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  64.  
  65. (ED closes the front door.)
  66.  
  67. ED
  68. thanks.
  69.  
  70. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  71.  
  72. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  73.  
  74. GRACE
  75. Oh, ha ha ha!
  76.  
  77. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  78.  
  79. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  80.  
  81. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  82.  
  83. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  84.  
  85. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  86.  
  87. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  88.  
  89. GRACE
  90. Make yourself at home, come on in!
  91.  
  92. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  93.  
  94. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  95.  
  96. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  97.  
  98. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  99.  
  100. ED
  101. Eat my short dick.
  102.  
  103. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  104.  
  105. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  106.  
  107. TRIP
  108. Alright, Ed, that's it, you've got to leave.
  109.  
  110. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  111.  
  112. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  113.  
  114. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  115.  
  116. (Trip opens the front door.)
  117.  
  118. TRIP
  119. We'll be fine -- you should just go.
  120.  
  121. (Trip closes the front door.)
  122.  
  123. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  124.  
  125. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  126.  
  127. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  128.  
  129. ED
  130. Wow.
  131.  
  132. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  133.  
  134. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  135.  
  136. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  137.  
  138. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  139.  
  140. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  141.  
  142. (ED knocks on the front door.)
  143.  
  144. (ED knocks on the front door.)
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