Catching Up (2019) EN

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(PIANO MUSIC PLAYS)

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M_I_SForEver

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(GENTLE MUSIC)

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(ALARM BEEPING)

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(SCOTT EXHALES)
(GENTLE MUSIC)

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(OXYGEN HISSING)

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SCOTT: You ready?

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Did the alarm go off?

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Mine did.

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You forgot pants again.

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(SCOTT SIGHS)

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I'll be back.

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DAVE: That's not
what they're there for.

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SCHMITTY: What
are they there for?

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DAVE: I'm tellin' you man,

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anything more than a
handful is a waste.

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Her ratio's all outta whack.

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SCHMITTY: (LAUGHS) What
is with you and ratios?

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What are you, a mathematician?

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DAVE: Face it man,
your girlfriend's chest

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- is oversized.
- No!

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No, no there is no such thing

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- as oversized.
- Oh my God.

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What are we talking here,
Schmitty? What do you like?

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G cups, L cups, Z cups?

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You're a joke.

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SCHMITTY: I want my
cup to runneth over.

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DAVE: Oh (CHUCKLES), all
right. I think we're done here.

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God.

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Let's drown this animal out.

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You're listening to "Dave
Fuller in the A.M.,"

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playing nothin' but the '80s,
just the way we like it.

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Here's another song to help
start your day the correct way.

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(SYNTH-POP MUSIC)

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Move your booty, please.

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Can you tell them to hurry up?

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Relax, you have time.

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I'm supposed to meet
Trevor before class.

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Who the hell is Trevor?

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Not now, they're leaving.

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Who's Trevor?

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Mom!

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That's a good sign.

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You can shut the hell up if
you want me to keep driving

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your ass around
every single day.

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Language.

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He's always talking
shit on my friends.

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- Yo!
- Oh, come on guys.

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So, what did we
go with this time,

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the beer guzzling party boy
or the parking lot pot dealer?

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Fuck you!

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He doesn't smoke pot.

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Okay, that's enough.

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Go start the car.
(ANGELA SIGHS)

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I'm gonna see Donna later today.

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Her sister's been
askin' about you again.

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What should I tell her?

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You could tell her to stop.

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She really wants to meet you.

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Why don't you just ask
her to dinner sometime?

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I need a secretary, not a
girlfriend, but thank you.

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I'm just trying
to help you out.

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Why don't you
help Angela instead?

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She's a nurse,
not a psychiatrist.

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- Scott.
- Liz.

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(CAR HORN HONKING)

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(KIDS CHATTERING)

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Angela!

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All right, I'll see ya.

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Bye, man. I'll see ya.

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Thanks for the ride.

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Hey, wait a second.

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(SIGHS) For what?

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I want you to meet him.

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Why?

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Just shut up and be polite.

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TREVOR: Hey.

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Hey.

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(KISSING SOUNDS)

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Babe, this is my brother Frank.

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You don't have to talk
to him slow or anything.

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He's not retarded.

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I get it.

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So, you work here, right?

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Yes.

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I doubt they'd let him
work here if he was retarded.

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(ANGELA EXHALES)

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Well, I'm glad
we could do this,

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but I have to make
a phone call so...

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It was nice meeting you.

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You too.

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(GENTLE MUSIC)

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(WEREWOLF HOWLING)
(PHONE VIBRATING)

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God damn you.

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FRANK: Good
morning to you too.

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What do you want?

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Well, I wanted to be the first

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to wish you happy birthday but
clearly the moment's passed.

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God, I wanna stab you
in the throat right now.

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Nice, thank you.

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So, what's the plan for tonight?

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Working.

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Oh, my parents are treating me

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to dinner and a
movie tomorrow night.

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Can you come?

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I have some
assignments to grade,

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- but maybe I can pull it off.
- You're coming.

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All right, I'm almost inside.

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I'll talk to you later.

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(SIGHS) Thanks for
wakin' me up, asshole.

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(LORRAINE SCOFFS)

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Ugh!

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That's why you
only swipe right.

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You can weed out all
the ugly ones later,

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but just keep swiping,
swiping, swiping.

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You'll find the perfect
girl, I promise.

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There's so many women...

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See you later.

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(BRAD'S THROAT CLEARS)

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Frank.

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Brad.

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God, I fuckin' hate that guy.

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Hey, guess who I
saw this weekend?

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I have no idea.

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Miss Dennis.

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Hi, girls.

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The gym teacher.

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Finally invited her over for
some extracurricular activity.

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Sounds inappropriate.

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Eh, not as much as I'd
hoped for if I'm bein' honest,

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but I'm workin' on it.

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- Thanks.
- Did you hear the news?

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Gettin' a new teacher next week.

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Special ed, confirmed female.

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Whoever spots her
first gets to smash.

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You're aware this isn't
a singles bar, right?

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Jesus, Frank, you don't
watch too much TV do you?

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High schools, law
firms, hospitals.

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It's like 20% work,
80% somethin' else

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that usually happens
in a broom closet.

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COURTNEY: Hi, Mr. Wells.

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FRANK AND BRAD: Hi, Courtney.

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- Goodbye, Brad.
- Goodbye.

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People like to reduce
Gregor's transformation down

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to a one note metaphor.

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Usually it's something
about how his professional

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and personal responsibilities
are dehumanizing.

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"He's a worker bee working
his life away for the man,

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so he turns into a
literal worker bee."

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Nevermind the fact that
Kafka describes him

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as more of a dung
beetle and dung beetles

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don't share the same
social hierarchy as bees.

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They all eat shit.

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(STUDENTS CHUCKLING)

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Which brings me to
your next paper.

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(STUDENT GROANS)

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It's only a three pager,
so don't freak out.

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Can I get a
volunteer to jot down

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some guidelines on the board?

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I'll help ya out, Wells.

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Oh wait, I'm crippled too.

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(STUDENTS LAUGHING)

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Tom.

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Thank you.

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So did you meet your
sister's new dipshit boyfriend?

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Momentarily.

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SCOTT: Did you
get a read on him?

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He's affectionate and he
wears exactly one earring.

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That's all I know.

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(SCOTT SCOFFS)

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That's all you need to know.

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Maybe your mother can
talk some sense into her.

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She's workin' late again.

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Any idea what you
wanna do for dinner?

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You're gonna make dinner?

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Well, I mean, what kinda pizza

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we're gonna order (CHUCKLES).

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♪ When the moon hits your eye ♪

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♪ Like a big pizza
pie that's amore ♪

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(VAL SPEAKING FAINTLY)

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Frank?

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FRANK: Yes?

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Oh my God!

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Hey!

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Wow.

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Sorry-

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- You guys know each other?

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We grew up together.

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It's been, what, like 10 years?

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How are you?

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What have you been up to?

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Not too much.

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In retrospect the last 10 years
have been incredibly lame.

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(JUDY CHUCKLES)

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I'm teaching.

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Are you visiting or...?

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No, I'm back.

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I start next Monday.

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So, you're the new
teacher I heard about?

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I guess so.

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Val was just about to
show me to my class.

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Why don't you come with us?

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I would, but I have a class.

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Okay but we need to talk more.

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I'll see you around?

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Yeah, I'll see you around.

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(GENTLE MUSIC)

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For these thy gifts which
we are about to receive

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from thy bounty through
Christ our Lord.

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Amen.

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So, have you gotten any
compliments on the perfume?

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Nope.

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Are you sure you're
using it correctly?

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You know, two spritzes
and a walkthrough?

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I don't like perfume.

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It makes me queasy.

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Gets in your mouth.

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I always wear perfume.

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I know, I'm having
trouble tasting my food.

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(LORRAINE CHUCKLES)

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Well, the girl
at the store says

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that's what she wears and
her boyfriend loves it.

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You should come back with me.

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I saw some cute dresses.

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That's okay.

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Well, I wanna get you
something nice for next Saturday.

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Besides, don't you think your
wardrobe could use an update?

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Yeah, I feel really
underdressed right now.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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You can get more
here than you can get

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at a $50 a plate
restaurant where they give

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you one piece of asparagus
and call it a side dish.

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Did I tell you what Frank
got me for my birthday?

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Hm?

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He got me tickets to
see "The Bloody Cradle"

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at The Movie Tavern.

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"The Bloody Cradle?"

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It's about this bag
lady that gets raped

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in the alley behind
the supermarket

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and then she pops
out this psycho fetus

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that hunts down all the people

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that used to piss
her off at work.

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It suffocates one guy
with its own amniotic sac.

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Lorraine,

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we're eating, hm?

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And I don't wanna hear
about things like that.

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Sounds like a
good present, Frank.

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FRANK: All right, what
are we thinkin' here?

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LORRAINE: M&Ms
and popcorn, 100%.

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- Here.
- Stop.

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Just take it.

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Isn't that what boyfriends
are supposed to do?

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DAVE: Hey, look at this.

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Frank and Lorraine
out on the town.

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Oh boy.

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What is this?

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(LORRAINE CHUCKLES)

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I'll let you deal with that.

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DAVE: Why don't
you come on over?

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I'm in line.

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00:13:01,706 --> 00:13:02,972
I see you over there.
(FRANK SIGHS)

262
00:13:02,974 --> 00:13:04,207
Can't hide from me.

263
00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,213
(FRANK SIGHS)

264
00:13:10,215 --> 00:13:12,148
Mr. Frank Wells.

265
00:13:12,150 --> 00:13:12,949
Beth, this is Frank.

266
00:13:12,951 --> 00:13:14,017
Frank, this is Beth.

267
00:13:14,019 --> 00:13:15,551
- Hi.
- Hello.

268
00:13:15,553 --> 00:13:16,786
They forced me and Frank
to play together in school

269
00:13:16,788 --> 00:13:19,255
on account of us both
being freaks of nature.

270
00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:22,659
(BETH CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

271
00:13:22,661 --> 00:13:23,526
Is that your girlfriend?

272
00:13:23,528 --> 00:13:24,360
She's pretty.

273
00:13:24,362 --> 00:13:25,295
FRANK: Oh, uh-

274
00:13:25,297 --> 00:13:27,297
- Lorraine is our dyke friend.

275
00:13:27,299 --> 00:13:29,198
Frank's merely playing
the part of her beard.

276
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,867
It's kind of a hobby.

277
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,870
And here I thought
no one was buying it.

278
00:13:35,674 --> 00:13:37,173
Listen, why don't
you grab us a seat

279
00:13:37,175 --> 00:13:39,208
while Frank and I talk
a little business?

280
00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:40,109
Sure, yeah.

281
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,179
That's great,
that's really nice.

282
00:13:43,181 --> 00:13:44,414
You see that?

283
00:13:44,416 --> 00:13:46,149
I tell her to leave us
alone, she just does it.

284
00:13:46,151 --> 00:13:47,383
What is this?

285
00:13:47,385 --> 00:13:48,685
She looks like one
of my students.

286
00:13:48,687 --> 00:13:50,653
She's interning at
the radio station.

287
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,121
She probably thinks
she has to be here.

288
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:54,424
I told her it was a work date,
whatever the hell that is

289
00:13:54,426 --> 00:13:55,825
and I picked her
up and everything

290
00:13:55,827 --> 00:13:57,660
almost like a real person.

291
00:13:57,662 --> 00:14:00,063
- Lovely.
- And what about you, huh?

292
00:14:00,065 --> 00:14:01,397
When are you gonna
start courting women

293
00:14:01,399 --> 00:14:02,665
you actually have a chance with?

294
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,067
How's the show going?

295
00:14:04,069 --> 00:14:05,101
Highly stimulating.

296
00:14:05,103 --> 00:14:06,102
When are you coming on?

297
00:14:06,104 --> 00:14:07,303
I'm not coming on your show.

298
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:08,504
It's on first
thing in the morning.

299
00:14:08,506 --> 00:14:09,772
Your students
won't even hear it.

300
00:14:09,774 --> 00:14:11,074
Come on.

301
00:14:11,076 --> 00:14:12,575
"Cripple Versus Cripple"
It's an excellent idea.

302
00:14:12,577 --> 00:14:14,110
My listeners would love it.

303
00:14:14,112 --> 00:14:15,545
It's offensive as hell, so
I'm sure they would love it.

304
00:14:15,547 --> 00:14:16,879
Then come on the
show and say that.

305
00:14:16,881 --> 00:14:18,348
Nice try.

306
00:14:18,350 --> 00:14:20,016
We have a little weekly
debate, tell some war stories.

307
00:14:20,018 --> 00:14:21,217
There's nothing
offensive about that.

308
00:14:21,219 --> 00:14:22,719
Well, I don't have any stories

309
00:14:22,721 --> 00:14:25,521
and it looks like you're doin'
just fine without me here,

310
00:14:25,523 --> 00:14:27,490
so I should probably get back.

311
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,424
Whatever.

312
00:14:28,426 --> 00:14:29,225
We'll continue this later.

313
00:14:29,227 --> 00:14:30,026
I'm sure we will.

314
00:14:30,028 --> 00:14:31,160
Enjoy your non date.

315
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,261
Enjoy your work date.

316
00:14:32,263 --> 00:14:34,464
Baby steps my friend.

317
00:14:34,466 --> 00:14:36,265
NARRATOR: Because
these demons of the undead

318
00:14:36,267 --> 00:14:38,601
- can exist only be ravishing-
- What did Dave say?

319
00:14:38,603 --> 00:14:40,003
About what you'd expect.

320
00:14:43,908 --> 00:14:45,708
Hold my hand, okay?

321
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:46,943
What?

322
00:14:46,945 --> 00:14:48,611
When my mom comes
in, hold my hand.

323
00:14:48,613 --> 00:14:50,880
- No, I heard you. Why?
- I want her to see.

324
00:14:50,882 --> 00:14:52,215
What's the big deal?

325
00:14:52,217 --> 00:14:53,483
Seriously?

326
00:14:53,485 --> 00:14:55,518
With abnormal powers
of love they enslave-

327
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,487
- (SIGHS) My hands
are all sweaty.

328
00:14:57,489 --> 00:14:58,654
Just hold my fucking hand.

329
00:14:58,656 --> 00:14:59,489
For how long?

330
00:14:59,491 --> 00:15:00,723
I don't know.

331
00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:02,759
Too much is better
than not enough.

332
00:15:02,761 --> 00:15:04,360
(FRANK SIGHS)

333
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:05,828
NARRATOR: In
the dark of night

334
00:15:05,830 --> 00:15:08,698
they leave their tombs to
satisfy their need for blood.

335
00:15:10,435 --> 00:15:12,135
No one is safe.

336
00:15:12,137 --> 00:15:16,239
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(MAN SCREAMING)

337
00:15:19,577 --> 00:15:21,110
(WOMAN SCREAMS)

338
00:15:21,112 --> 00:15:22,678
Only by destroying-

339
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,514
(DOOR LATCHES)

340
00:15:24,516 --> 00:15:27,250
FRANK: Have a good one, guys.

341
00:15:28,353 --> 00:15:29,852
Found you.

342
00:15:29,854 --> 00:15:30,753
Hey.

343
00:15:31,790 --> 00:15:33,089
How'd they do?

344
00:15:33,091 --> 00:15:35,691
Well, they think Twain
is a type of string.

345
00:15:35,693 --> 00:15:36,859
(EXHALES) Oh, God.

346
00:15:36,861 --> 00:15:37,927
Yeah.

347
00:15:37,929 --> 00:15:39,562
"Tom Sawyer"

348
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,397
I remember him being
kind of a dick.

349
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,532
Yeah, it's required reading.

350
00:15:42,534 --> 00:15:44,367
Can't say I'm a fan either.

351
00:15:44,369 --> 00:15:45,835
(JUDY CHUCKLES)

352
00:15:45,837 --> 00:15:47,837
So, I am about to go on break.

353
00:15:47,839 --> 00:15:48,871
What are you up to?

354
00:15:51,009 --> 00:15:53,009
(JUDY LAUGHS)

355
00:15:53,011 --> 00:15:54,444
So how's the class going?

356
00:15:54,446 --> 00:15:56,212
They puttin' you through
the ringer over there?

357
00:15:56,214 --> 00:15:58,347
No, it isn't too bad.

358
00:15:58,349 --> 00:16:00,349
I think they're
getting used to me.

359
00:16:01,386 --> 00:16:02,852
They're pretty good actually.

360
00:16:02,854 --> 00:16:04,720
I bet my students are
better behaved than yours.

361
00:16:04,722 --> 00:16:06,255
I bet they are.

362
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,290
Mine are a bunch of little
bastards. (JUDY CHUCKLES)

363
00:16:07,292 --> 00:16:08,724
I mean, you have your standouts

364
00:16:08,726 --> 00:16:10,927
but at least once a day
there's one I just wanna grab,

365
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,261
pull to the front of the class

366
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:13,429
and slap the hell out of.

367
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,698
Really make an
example out of 'em.

368
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,200
Public flogging is a lost art.

369
00:16:17,202 --> 00:16:18,434
Sounds like you
should have been

370
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,969
a Catholic school
teacher in the '60s.

371
00:16:19,971 --> 00:16:22,038
Those nuns knew
what they were doin'.

372
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,206
(JUDY CHUCKLES)

373
00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:25,508
Oh, do you know that guy Brad?

374
00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:27,009
I think he's the
psychology teacher.

375
00:16:27,011 --> 00:16:28,845
I am aware of Brad Hamilton.

376
00:16:28,847 --> 00:16:30,313
Okay.

377
00:16:30,315 --> 00:16:33,116
So, he invited me to lunch
as a welcoming gesture

378
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:36,119
and then he said that if
I ever got overwhelmed

379
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:37,653
that I could come
and talk to him

380
00:16:37,655 --> 00:16:40,857
because he basically had a
degree in being a good listener.

381
00:16:40,859 --> 00:16:42,558
Jesus Christ.

382
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,894
I have got to know
what you said to that.

383
00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:46,362
"No, thank you."

384
00:16:46,364 --> 00:16:47,330
To all of it?

385
00:16:47,332 --> 00:16:48,164
JUDY: Yeah.

386
00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:50,633
(CHUCKLES) Poor Brad.

387
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:51,734
Yeah.

388
00:16:51,736 --> 00:16:54,003
(JUDY LAUGHS)
(FRANK LAUGHS)

389
00:16:54,005 --> 00:16:55,738
So, what brought
you back here?

390
00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:57,807
I mean, not that
I'm complaining.

391
00:16:59,277 --> 00:17:01,110
Reality.

392
00:17:01,112 --> 00:17:03,779
I did the whole
douchey post grad thing

393
00:17:03,781 --> 00:17:08,451
where I told myself I was
gonna travel and see the world.

394
00:17:08,453 --> 00:17:11,154
Didn't get very far
but that's okay.

395
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,089
This place always
felt like home to me.

396
00:17:14,893 --> 00:17:17,260
I'm sorry I didn't
keep in touch.

397
00:17:17,262 --> 00:17:18,694
It's fine.

398
00:17:18,696 --> 00:17:20,463
No, really, I missed this.

399
00:17:20,465 --> 00:17:22,565
(GENTLE MUSIC)

400
00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:25,067
Well, now that you're back
we have plenty of catching-

401
00:17:25,069 --> 00:17:26,802
(BELL RINGS)

402
00:17:26,804 --> 00:17:28,171
Oh, I hate that thing.

403
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:30,072
(JUDY CHUCKLES)

404
00:17:30,074 --> 00:17:31,407
I guess that's my cue.

405
00:17:32,911 --> 00:17:34,210
Round two tomorrow?

406
00:17:34,212 --> 00:17:35,978
Yeah, I'll be here.

407
00:17:35,980 --> 00:17:36,812
Okay.

408
00:17:36,814 --> 00:17:37,713
See you then.

409
00:17:37,715 --> 00:17:40,449
(GENTLE MUSIC)

410
00:17:45,590 --> 00:17:48,357
So, Trevor, you working yet?

411
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:49,892
No, not yet.

412
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:51,360
- I'm looking though.
- Thanks.

413
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,996
Maybe you could get
him a job at the shop.

414
00:17:53,998 --> 00:17:55,932
Do you know anything about cars?

415
00:17:55,934 --> 00:17:56,866
I guess.

416
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:58,100
Do you have a car?

417
00:17:58,102 --> 00:18:00,002
Jesus Dad, can you ask
any normal questions?

418
00:18:00,004 --> 00:18:01,604
How is that not
a normal question?

419
00:18:01,606 --> 00:18:02,838
How did you two meet?

420
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,440
Remember when I went
to Allison's party?

421
00:18:04,442 --> 00:18:05,441
- Mm hm.
- No.

422
00:18:05,443 --> 00:18:06,375
What party was this?

423
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:08,277
Can I tell the God damn story?

424
00:18:09,614 --> 00:18:12,415
So, Trevor is friends
with Allie's cousin, Mike.

425
00:18:12,417 --> 00:18:15,518
I had no idea who he was
or anything and you know,

426
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:18,588
we're dancing around the
pool and Trevor tripped over

427
00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:20,823
the diving board and fell
straight into the deep end.

428
00:18:20,825 --> 00:18:22,325
And so I go over to pull him out

429
00:18:22,327 --> 00:18:23,826
and the first thing
he says to me is,

430
00:18:23,828 --> 00:18:24,827
"Hey, you wanna dance?"

431
00:18:24,829 --> 00:18:26,229
And of course I say yes.

432
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:28,097
And so we're dancing
and he's just dripping

433
00:18:28,099 --> 00:18:29,599
all over me the whole night.

434
00:18:29,601 --> 00:18:31,133
TREVOR: I dance
better than I swim.

435
00:18:31,135 --> 00:18:32,668
You're an okay dancer, babe.

436
00:18:34,639 --> 00:18:36,072
What?

437
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,206
What?

438
00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:39,342
What are you
making that face for?

439
00:18:39,344 --> 00:18:41,244
What, I can't be
moved by your story?

440
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:43,479
Can you stop being a pathetic
douche for like one second?

441
00:18:43,481 --> 00:18:46,249
Was that Jean Paul Sartre who
said that or Rene Descartes?

442
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,651
You're just jealous you can't
actually get a girlfriend.

443
00:18:48,653 --> 00:18:50,353
- (TREVOR CHUCKLES)
- Okay, stop.

444
00:18:50,355 --> 00:18:53,389
Does anybody have
anything positive to say?

445
00:18:55,026 --> 00:18:56,792
How was your day, Frank?

446
00:18:56,794 --> 00:18:57,827
Fine.

447
00:18:58,863 --> 00:19:00,596
Did he tell you who's back?

448
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:01,631
LIZ: Who?

449
00:19:01,633 --> 00:19:02,531
Guess.

450
00:19:05,870 --> 00:19:07,236
Tell me.

451
00:19:07,238 --> 00:19:09,605
Judy Flanagan works
at our school now.

452
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,007
LIZ: Really? Wow.

453
00:19:11,009 --> 00:19:12,875
Judy's this girl that
Frank used to know,

454
00:19:12,877 --> 00:19:14,210
they used to make
each other valentines

455
00:19:14,212 --> 00:19:15,845
and then the one time
she made a valentine

456
00:19:15,847 --> 00:19:18,214
for somebody else, Frank
cried for like two hours.

457
00:19:18,216 --> 00:19:19,382
No, I didn't.

458
00:19:19,384 --> 00:19:21,183
That's not funny.
That was sad.

459
00:19:21,185 --> 00:19:22,652
Well, it didn't happen, so...

460
00:19:22,654 --> 00:19:24,687
He thought it was a
secret that he liked her,

461
00:19:24,689 --> 00:19:25,955
but everybody knew.

462
00:19:28,259 --> 00:19:29,425
Tough crowd.

463
00:19:33,064 --> 00:19:35,097
You never told me you
were in love with her.

464
00:19:35,099 --> 00:19:35,998
I wasn't.

465
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,367
It was kid stuff.

466
00:19:38,369 --> 00:19:40,536
So, we hate him, right?

467
00:19:40,538 --> 00:19:42,071
Who, Trevor? I don't know.

468
00:19:42,073 --> 00:19:43,806
It's kinda hard
to form an opinion

469
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,875
when you're being strung up by
the balls in the town square.

470
00:19:45,877 --> 00:19:47,109
That's a bit much.

471
00:19:47,111 --> 00:19:49,245
Yeah, well, I guess
dinner table humiliation

472
00:19:49,247 --> 00:19:50,813
brings out my dramatic side.

473
00:19:51,616 --> 00:19:53,249
God, this is torture.

474
00:19:53,251 --> 00:19:54,917
You're lucky you have a scrotum.

475
00:19:57,088 --> 00:19:58,754
I think this one
really brings out

476
00:19:58,756 --> 00:20:00,489
the yellow in your teeth.

477
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:01,557
Oh, thank you.

478
00:20:02,627 --> 00:20:04,260
Why don't you
just pick something?

479
00:20:04,262 --> 00:20:06,295
Because she won't be satisfied

480
00:20:06,297 --> 00:20:09,565
unless it's some
pink frilly bullshit.

481
00:20:10,768 --> 00:20:12,068
CONNIE: Lorraine.

482
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,206
It's not pink.

483
00:20:19,444 --> 00:20:22,945
We ran into Becky Stevens
and her husband last week.

484
00:20:22,947 --> 00:20:25,481
Their son Teddy is moving
back here for work.

485
00:20:28,152 --> 00:20:30,119
Well, maybe you two
could meet up sometime.

486
00:20:30,121 --> 00:20:31,987
You're the same age.

487
00:20:31,989 --> 00:20:34,156
Why would that happen?

488
00:20:34,158 --> 00:20:35,491
Well, why not?

489
00:20:36,794 --> 00:20:39,028
He might have some insights
into the job market.

490
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,996
You don't wanna work
at Randy's forever.

491
00:20:40,998 --> 00:20:42,264
Can we not do this today?

492
00:20:42,266 --> 00:20:43,499
Put your shoulders back.

493
00:20:44,602 --> 00:20:46,068
You wanna take pride
in your appearance

494
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,737
if you wanna meet the right man.

495
00:20:48,673 --> 00:20:50,106
I have a boyfriend, Mom.

496
00:20:50,108 --> 00:20:52,441
He's sitting right
outside, remember?

497
00:20:52,443 --> 00:20:54,176
I know you're
with Frank right now

498
00:20:54,178 --> 00:20:56,779
and I know your heart's
in the right place.

499
00:20:56,781 --> 00:20:57,980
What does that mean?

500
00:20:59,150 --> 00:21:00,549
Nothing, I like Frank.

501
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:03,419
It's just, we think
that maybe it's time

502
00:21:03,421 --> 00:21:05,321
for you to start thinking ahead.

503
00:21:05,323 --> 00:21:07,089
- Who's we?
- Keep your options open.

504
00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:08,557
Your family.

505
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,359
We just, all we're saying
is that if you were

506
00:21:10,361 --> 00:21:13,829
to get serious with Frank,
life might be very difficult.

507
00:21:13,831 --> 00:21:16,098
(LORRAINE SIGHS)

508
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:19,435
I just want you to have the
best chance of being happy.

509
00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:27,977
Oh my God, what is
taking her so long?

510
00:21:27,979 --> 00:21:30,246
Are they having a sale
and straight jackets?

511
00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:33,149
(CELLPHONE CHIMES)

512
00:21:33,151 --> 00:21:35,050
Angela is on her way.

513
00:21:35,052 --> 00:21:37,052
You're really leaving
me here with this?

514
00:21:39,023 --> 00:21:39,922
Thank you.

515
00:21:41,659 --> 00:21:44,326
(GENTLE MUSIC)

516
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:48,497
(CONNIE'S THROAT CLEARS)

517
00:21:48,499 --> 00:21:49,398
Ready?

518
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,867
(GENTLE MUSIC)

519
00:21:57,675 --> 00:22:00,042
Yeah, we had this one
chick come in yesterday, man.

520
00:22:00,044 --> 00:22:01,544
(SCOTT GRUNTS)

521
00:22:01,546 --> 00:22:04,647
She had the long blonde
hair, the skin tight dress,

522
00:22:04,649 --> 00:22:08,184
the heels and the, yeah, those
things will be on the ground

523
00:22:08,186 --> 00:22:10,753
by the time she's 45 (GRUNTS).

524
00:22:10,755 --> 00:22:11,620
How's that feel?

525
00:22:13,724 --> 00:22:15,224
It's still kinda loose.

526
00:22:15,226 --> 00:22:16,192
Okay (GROANS).

527
00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:21,764
You know, I dated a girl like
that before I met your mother.

528
00:22:21,766 --> 00:22:22,765
Loose?

529
00:22:22,767 --> 00:22:23,666
No.

530
00:22:24,869 --> 00:22:26,836
Well (CHUCKLES)...

531
00:22:26,838 --> 00:22:28,170
Lift your arm a little.

532
00:22:31,776 --> 00:22:34,610
Did you know mom would say
yes when you asked her out?

533
00:22:34,612 --> 00:22:36,612
No, I had no idea.

534
00:22:36,614 --> 00:22:38,147
I mean I did all right,

535
00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:39,381
but I wasn't the kinda guy

536
00:22:39,383 --> 00:22:40,983
that had girls
fallin' all over him.

537
00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:42,751
Obviously, I was
hopin' she'd say yes,

538
00:22:42,753 --> 00:22:44,820
but there was only
one way to find out.

539
00:22:45,890 --> 00:22:47,122
There.

540
00:22:47,124 --> 00:22:48,257
I think you're good.

541
00:22:50,461 --> 00:22:52,928
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)

542
00:22:52,930 --> 00:22:54,196
Help me!

543
00:22:54,198 --> 00:22:56,131
Help me I've fallen
and I can't get up!

544
00:22:56,133 --> 00:22:57,867
Well, don't just look at
me. You got legs, right?

545
00:22:57,869 --> 00:22:58,701
Use 'em!

546
00:22:58,703 --> 00:22:59,768
(STUDENTS LAUGHING)

547
00:22:59,770 --> 00:23:00,603
Help me!

548
00:23:00,605 --> 00:23:02,171
Avalanche!

549
00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:04,073
I feel like a fish outta water!

550
00:23:04,075 --> 00:23:05,674
(STUDENTS LAUGHING)

551
00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:08,110
(BELL RINGS)

552
00:23:08,946 --> 00:23:10,179
Sweet freedom.

553
00:23:13,117 --> 00:23:15,584
It's a short story so
read the whole thing.

554
00:23:15,586 --> 00:23:18,654
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)

555
00:23:21,158 --> 00:23:23,325
Henry, can you hang
back for a minute?

556
00:23:23,327 --> 00:23:24,226
Oh!

557
00:23:25,162 --> 00:23:26,328
BOY: Okay.

558
00:23:26,330 --> 00:23:27,863
I'll catch you
outside of psych, man.

559
00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:30,065
- All right.
- All right, man.

560
00:23:30,067 --> 00:23:33,469
Look, I'm not trying
to embarrass you,

561
00:23:33,471 --> 00:23:36,572
but I need you to stop being
so disruptive in class.

562
00:23:36,574 --> 00:23:37,940
What do you mean?

563
00:23:37,942 --> 00:23:39,375
Have you forgotten
what was going

564
00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:40,843
on in here when I came in?

565
00:23:40,845 --> 00:23:42,645
You've been putting on
a clown show for weeks.

566
00:23:42,647 --> 00:23:44,046
You weren't here.

567
00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:44,980
We were just fooling
around until you came back.

568
00:23:44,982 --> 00:23:46,348
Look, I get what you're doin',

569
00:23:46,350 --> 00:23:48,250
but I need you to
give it a rest.

570
00:23:48,252 --> 00:23:50,686
What you do outside of
class is your own business.

571
00:23:53,190 --> 00:23:54,089
You can go.

572
00:23:59,163 --> 00:24:01,063
I'll see you tomorrow.

573
00:24:04,669 --> 00:24:07,703
Oh, you're one
of those people.

574
00:24:07,705 --> 00:24:08,971
Those people?

575
00:24:08,973 --> 00:24:10,606
People that have
no credibility.

576
00:24:10,608 --> 00:24:12,875
All right, Brad.
(BRAD LAUGHS)

577
00:24:12,877 --> 00:24:13,709
Hey!

578
00:24:13,711 --> 00:24:15,711
Hey, what's goin' on?

579
00:24:15,713 --> 00:24:16,645
Frankie!

580
00:24:16,647 --> 00:24:17,713
Hey Frankie, come over here.

581
00:24:17,715 --> 00:24:18,647
All right.

582
00:24:18,649 --> 00:24:19,982
Help us solve this issue.

583
00:24:19,984 --> 00:24:22,351
Studio or live, music?

584
00:24:24,221 --> 00:24:25,187
Studio.

585
00:24:25,189 --> 00:24:27,356
(LAUGHS) See, Brad?

586
00:24:27,358 --> 00:24:28,824
No one agrees with you.

587
00:24:28,826 --> 00:24:30,693
Plenty of people
agree with me, okay?

588
00:24:30,695 --> 00:24:33,162
I'll show you what real
music is on Saturday.

589
00:24:33,164 --> 00:24:35,097
It won't be live,
but it'll be good.

590
00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:36,565
What's on Saturday?

591
00:24:36,567 --> 00:24:39,635
Brad invited everyone to this
place in Northern Liberties.

592
00:24:39,637 --> 00:24:40,736
You should come.

593
00:24:40,738 --> 00:24:42,004
I'm gonna bring my roommate.

594
00:24:42,006 --> 00:24:43,772
Dude, you should
totally come, bro.

595
00:24:43,774 --> 00:24:44,940
It's '80s night.

596
00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:46,342
It's like your
buddy on the radio.

597
00:24:46,344 --> 00:24:48,310
♪ 'Cause this is '80s night ♪

598
00:24:48,312 --> 00:24:49,678
♪ Oh, what a night ♪

599
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,113
♪ Mm, mm ♪

600
00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:53,916
(BRAD GRUNTING)

601
00:24:55,252 --> 00:24:56,986
You're going to this?

602
00:24:56,988 --> 00:24:57,820
Yeah.

603
00:24:57,822 --> 00:24:59,154
Y'know, it might be fun.

604
00:24:59,156 --> 00:24:59,955
Might be?

605
00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:00,789
It's gonna be great.

606
00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:02,024
Come on.

607
00:25:02,026 --> 00:25:03,225
Don't you wanna
see Brad's moves?

608
00:25:03,227 --> 00:25:04,660
Of course he wants
to see my moves.

609
00:25:04,662 --> 00:25:06,562
He's always wanted
to see my moves.

610
00:25:10,901 --> 00:25:12,067
Sure, why not?

611
00:25:12,069 --> 00:25:13,836
Frankie!
(JUDY SQUEALS)

612
00:25:13,838 --> 00:25:15,204
Frankie!
(JUDY LAUGHS)

613
00:25:15,206 --> 00:25:16,038
♪ '80s night ♪

614
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:17,506
♪ Oh, what a night ♪

615
00:25:17,508 --> 00:25:18,841
♪ It's like the clock
goin' 'round that clock ♪

616
00:25:18,843 --> 00:25:20,075
♪ And boom, up down ♪

617
00:25:20,077 --> 00:25:21,176
I'll show you.

618
00:25:21,178 --> 00:25:22,845
- Here we go.
- If I have to watch 18

619
00:25:22,847 --> 00:25:24,213
- make this-
- Oh!

620
00:25:24,215 --> 00:25:25,748
- He's not gonna make it.
- It's a double.

621
00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:27,016
- He's not gonna make it!
- Aw, you're fuckin' done.

622
00:25:27,018 --> 00:25:28,183
- No, no, no, no, no,
- You're fuckin' done!

623
00:25:28,185 --> 00:25:29,551
- no, no, no, no, no.
- Here he goes!

624
00:25:29,553 --> 00:25:30,519
- They're gonna catch him.
- Watch, watch!

625
00:25:30,521 --> 00:25:32,988
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

626
00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:34,556
- Shit!
- Always reliable.

627
00:25:34,558 --> 00:25:36,025
(MAN IN PLAID LAUGHS)

628
00:25:36,027 --> 00:25:37,259
That was some bullshit.

629
00:25:37,261 --> 00:25:38,327
I can't even enjoy
this shit, man.

630
00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:40,295
We ain't even got no volume.

631
00:25:41,399 --> 00:25:43,766
Hey, Plain Lorraine,
can we get some volume?

632
00:25:45,036 --> 00:25:46,268
ZEKE AND MAN IN T-SHIRT: No?

633
00:25:46,270 --> 00:25:47,703
- Oh, boy.
- Okay.

634
00:25:47,705 --> 00:25:49,271
- Lorraine!
- Oh, man!

635
00:25:50,141 --> 00:25:51,874
(MAN LAUGHS)
(ROCK MUSIC)

636
00:25:51,876 --> 00:25:53,575
Watch this, he's
gonna bring 'em in.

637
00:25:53,577 --> 00:25:54,476
Here we go.

638
00:25:54,478 --> 00:25:56,311
You ready?

639
00:25:56,313 --> 00:25:57,146
MAN: Good.

640
00:25:57,148 --> 00:25:58,747
(MAN LAUGHS)

641
00:25:58,749 --> 00:25:59,815
MAN: Here we go!

642
00:25:59,817 --> 00:26:01,016
It's a great team.

643
00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:02,351
Hello?

644
00:26:02,353 --> 00:26:03,485
Hey.

645
00:26:03,487 --> 00:26:04,753
LORRAINE: What's up?

646
00:26:06,123 --> 00:26:08,957
So, you're gonna kill me
but Angela took the van.

647
00:26:08,959 --> 00:26:10,759
What do you mean?

648
00:26:10,761 --> 00:26:12,961
I told her I needed it
for your parents' thing,

649
00:26:12,963 --> 00:26:14,897
but she took it anyway.

650
00:26:14,899 --> 00:26:16,398
Where?

651
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,834
Atlantic City with her
dumbass friends, I think.

652
00:26:18,836 --> 00:26:21,303
It looks like I'm grounded here.

653
00:26:21,305 --> 00:26:23,138
So you're ditching me?

654
00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:24,306
Sorry.

655
00:26:24,308 --> 00:26:25,841
I just found out.

656
00:26:25,843 --> 00:26:28,177
ZEKE: Yo, what kind of
customer service is this?

657
00:26:30,114 --> 00:26:32,214
Look, I gotta
get back to work.

658
00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:34,016
Talk to you later.

659
00:26:36,087 --> 00:26:38,554
ZEKE: Excuse me, you
got customers back here!

660
00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:41,523
(LORRAINE SIGHS)
(ROCK MUSIC)

661
00:26:43,094 --> 00:26:44,226
LIZ: Frank?

662
00:26:44,228 --> 00:26:45,094
In here.

663
00:26:48,532 --> 00:26:49,732
I got it.

664
00:26:51,135 --> 00:26:52,034
Thanks.

665
00:26:53,871 --> 00:26:55,104
What's wrong?

666
00:26:55,106 --> 00:26:57,272
I can't find anything
in these damn drawers.

667
00:26:57,274 --> 00:26:58,240
Well, slow down.

668
00:26:58,242 --> 00:26:59,742
I can't.

669
00:26:59,744 --> 00:27:02,745
Dad's stuck at the shop, the
train comes in 45 minutes.

670
00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:03,612
All right.

671
00:27:03,614 --> 00:27:05,214
What do we need to do?

672
00:27:07,151 --> 00:27:09,518
Chin up just a little.

673
00:27:13,524 --> 00:27:14,456
(FRANK GASPS)
(LIZ GASPS)

674
00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:15,390
Oh, shit.

675
00:27:15,392 --> 00:27:16,592
I'm so sorry, did I cut you?

676
00:27:16,594 --> 00:27:17,526
FRANK: It's fine.

677
00:27:17,528 --> 00:27:18,660
Fuck.

678
00:27:19,997 --> 00:27:21,463
Do you need some help?

679
00:27:21,465 --> 00:27:23,332
Remember, it's supposed
to slide right over.

680
00:27:23,334 --> 00:27:24,867
FRANK: I think
I almost got it.

681
00:27:24,869 --> 00:27:26,301
Can you even see
what you're doing?

682
00:27:26,303 --> 00:27:28,070
FRANK: Don't.

683
00:27:28,072 --> 00:27:29,271
Relax, Frank.

684
00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:30,439
It's not like you're
playing with it.

685
00:27:30,441 --> 00:27:31,573
FRANK: Please don't.

686
00:27:31,575 --> 00:27:32,808
We're cuttin' it close

687
00:27:32,810 --> 00:27:34,376
if we're gonna make this train.

688
00:27:35,980 --> 00:27:37,913
FRANK: All right, it's on.

689
00:27:37,915 --> 00:27:42,918
(ENGINE RUMBLING)
(ROCK MUSIC)

690
00:28:11,715 --> 00:28:16,151
(GIRLS CHATTERING)
(ROCK MUSIC)

691
00:28:17,354 --> 00:28:18,253
Frank!

692
00:28:22,293 --> 00:28:24,459
This is my roommate, Bianca.

693
00:28:24,461 --> 00:28:25,294
- Hi.
- Hello.

694
00:28:25,296 --> 00:28:26,228
This is Frank.

695
00:28:26,230 --> 00:28:27,830
He's the smartest guy I know.

696
00:28:28,766 --> 00:28:30,165
I don't know.

697
00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:33,302
My title might be in contention
after agreeing to this.

698
00:28:33,304 --> 00:28:34,603
Yeah.

699
00:28:34,605 --> 00:28:35,637
Where's Brad?

700
00:28:35,639 --> 00:28:38,307
(ROCK MUSIC)

701
00:28:47,084 --> 00:28:49,218
(TECHNO-POP MUSIC STARTS)

702
00:28:53,691 --> 00:28:55,591
- (LAUGHING)
- Wait, who's turn is it?

703
00:28:55,593 --> 00:28:56,792
Who's turn is it?

704
00:28:56,794 --> 00:28:58,126
- Okay, okay, okay.
- It's your turn, okay.

705
00:28:58,128 --> 00:29:00,829
Never have I
ever... flashed an old man.

706
00:29:01,866 --> 00:29:03,098
Or woman.

707
00:29:03,100 --> 00:29:04,666
Oh, that's it!

708
00:29:04,668 --> 00:29:05,601
What?

709
00:29:05,603 --> 00:29:06,435
Oh my-

710
00:29:06,437 --> 00:29:07,936
- It was an accident.

711
00:29:07,938 --> 00:29:09,104
It was an accident.

712
00:29:09,106 --> 00:29:11,440
Mm mm, on purpose.
(BRAD LAUGHS)

713
00:29:11,442 --> 00:29:12,608
Okay.

714
00:29:12,610 --> 00:29:13,408
All right, it's my turn.

715
00:29:13,410 --> 00:29:14,476
Here we go.

716
00:29:14,478 --> 00:29:16,144
- Never have you ever-
- Wait!

717
00:29:16,146 --> 00:29:17,145
Oh no, no.

718
00:29:17,147 --> 00:29:18,547
(ALL LAUGHING)

719
00:29:18,549 --> 00:29:19,915
(BIANCA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

720
00:29:19,917 --> 00:29:21,350
I'm so stupid.

721
00:29:21,352 --> 00:29:23,085
All right, shh, shh.

722
00:29:23,087 --> 00:29:23,919
Mm.

723
00:29:23,921 --> 00:29:25,254
Never have I ever,

724
00:29:26,357 --> 00:29:28,290
had sex in a car.

725
00:29:28,292 --> 00:29:29,424
Really?

726
00:29:29,426 --> 00:29:31,126
Yeah, mm hm.

727
00:29:31,128 --> 00:29:32,027
Mm!

728
00:29:34,298 --> 00:29:36,999
All right, Frankie, come on,
let's go. It's your turn.

729
00:29:37,001 --> 00:29:39,334
Didn't this game go out
of style in high school?

730
00:29:39,336 --> 00:29:40,769
You're not even
playing it correctly.

731
00:29:40,771 --> 00:29:41,970
Oh my God!

732
00:29:41,972 --> 00:29:44,439
Just say something
so you can drink too.

733
00:29:44,441 --> 00:29:46,074
You're intolerably sober!

734
00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:48,777
Do it before I have the
bouncer kick you out, please!

735
00:29:51,815 --> 00:29:55,984
Never have I
ever... made out in public.

736
00:29:55,986 --> 00:29:57,119
Whoa!

737
00:29:57,121 --> 00:29:59,688
Frankie, come on buddy!

738
00:30:00,791 --> 00:30:02,457
I might have to challenge that.

739
00:30:02,459 --> 00:30:04,459
Flag! (IMITATES AIR WHOOSHING)

740
00:30:04,461 --> 00:30:05,594
(BRAD LAUGHS)

741
00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:07,229
- Okay, shut up.
- What?

742
00:30:07,231 --> 00:30:09,064
Is Val coming?

743
00:30:09,066 --> 00:30:10,299
No.

744
00:30:10,301 --> 00:30:11,800
No, Nancy and Joe
are over there.

745
00:30:11,802 --> 00:30:14,503
I just try and exclude the
older people, you know?

746
00:30:14,505 --> 00:30:16,471
So it doesn't get
awkward (LAUGHS).

747
00:30:16,473 --> 00:30:17,639
I hate older people.

748
00:30:17,641 --> 00:30:18,540
I hate 'em (LAUGHS).

749
00:30:18,542 --> 00:30:19,775
(GLASSES CLINKING)

750
00:30:19,777 --> 00:30:21,510
Okay, on that note, I
think I need a refill.

751
00:30:21,512 --> 00:30:22,945
BRAD: Mm, so do I.

752
00:30:22,947 --> 00:30:23,779
Please?

753
00:30:23,781 --> 00:30:24,713
Double, thank you.

754
00:30:28,852 --> 00:30:30,752
Your friend really
needs to succumb

755
00:30:30,754 --> 00:30:33,055
to my charms in a
more timely fashion.

756
00:30:33,057 --> 00:30:34,289
Maybe she's not like that.

757
00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:35,590
They're all like that.

758
00:30:35,592 --> 00:30:36,758
Well, maybe she's not.

759
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,494
(TECHNO-POP MUSIC)

760
00:30:43,968 --> 00:30:46,368
Wait, do you like
Flanagan or something?

761
00:30:48,238 --> 00:30:49,638
Oh my God.

762
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:50,672
Come on, bro.

763
00:30:50,674 --> 00:30:51,840
You like her!

764
00:30:53,043 --> 00:30:55,077
Are you gonna say
something to her?

765
00:30:55,079 --> 00:30:56,345
You know what?

766
00:30:56,347 --> 00:30:57,713
You need a shot. Let me
buy you a shot, okay?

767
00:30:57,715 --> 00:30:59,181
You can't let them
see you nursin'

768
00:30:59,183 --> 00:31:00,549
this rum and Coke all night.

769
00:31:00,551 --> 00:31:01,950
I'm good, thanks.

770
00:31:01,952 --> 00:31:03,986
Why don't you go
ask her to dance, man?

771
00:31:03,988 --> 00:31:05,821
Just show her that, you know?

772
00:31:05,823 --> 00:31:07,589
Come on, what do
you have to lose?

773
00:31:07,591 --> 00:31:08,857
What are you waitin' for,

774
00:31:08,859 --> 00:31:10,158
one of those guys
at the airports

775
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,694
just guiding you
in with the things?

776
00:31:13,497 --> 00:31:14,663
Just be yourself.

777
00:31:14,665 --> 00:31:16,164
Go for it!

778
00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:18,133
That only works if yourself
is what they're looking for.

779
00:31:18,135 --> 00:31:19,401
I'm just sayin'.

780
00:31:19,403 --> 00:31:21,103
Okay, thank you.

781
00:31:21,105 --> 00:31:22,671
Give it a rest, Miagi.

782
00:31:22,673 --> 00:31:24,473
Yeah, wax on wax off.

783
00:31:26,377 --> 00:31:27,576
(BRAD SIGHS)

784
00:31:27,578 --> 00:31:29,077
I kinda wanna fuck
Bianca anyway.

785
00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:31,947
Shots, bartender!

786
00:31:31,949 --> 00:31:33,215
Two shots.

787
00:31:33,217 --> 00:31:36,585
Two big shots for me
and my boy, Frankie!

788
00:31:36,587 --> 00:31:37,419
Have a second.

789
00:31:37,421 --> 00:31:40,322
(ALL CHATTERING)

790
00:31:44,828 --> 00:31:48,797
Mm, Lorraine, this
is Teddy (CHUCKLES).

791
00:31:48,799 --> 00:31:50,599
TED: Ted's fine.

792
00:31:50,601 --> 00:31:52,868
Oh, I know, you're
all grown up now.

793
00:31:52,870 --> 00:31:54,970
Teddy was just saying that
he works at a law firm.

794
00:31:54,972 --> 00:31:56,271
PR firm, actually.

795
00:31:56,273 --> 00:31:57,572
Oh, I'm sorry.

796
00:31:57,574 --> 00:31:59,674
Does your firm do
corporate videos?

797
00:31:59,676 --> 00:32:00,642
TED: Yeah, yeah.

798
00:32:00,644 --> 00:32:01,843
CONNIE: You know what?

799
00:32:01,845 --> 00:32:02,677
Lorraine has a degree
in broadcasting.

800
00:32:02,679 --> 00:32:03,545
Oh, interesting.

801
00:32:03,547 --> 00:32:04,379
You know what?

802
00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:05,580
Excuse me for a minute.

803
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,253
So, what was your focus?

804
00:32:12,423 --> 00:32:14,523
Videography mostly.

805
00:32:14,525 --> 00:32:16,358
You don't have to
talk to me, you know?

806
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,527
I'll just tell her you
weren't interested.

807
00:32:18,529 --> 00:32:19,694
I didn't say that.

808
00:32:21,065 --> 00:32:22,864
So, what do you
wanna do with it?

809
00:32:22,866 --> 00:32:24,699
Not corporate
videos I'm assuming.

810
00:32:26,136 --> 00:32:27,202
Movies.

811
00:32:27,204 --> 00:32:28,103
Oh, what kind?

812
00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:32,107
You know those movies where

813
00:32:32,109 --> 00:32:34,910
a bunch of kids are fucking
in a cabin out in the woods

814
00:32:34,912 --> 00:32:36,344
and some dude in a mask rams

815
00:32:36,346 --> 00:32:38,113
a steak knife
through their heads?

816
00:32:39,016 --> 00:32:40,015
Those kinda movies.

817
00:32:41,952 --> 00:32:43,385
That's specific.

818
00:32:46,757 --> 00:32:48,890
So look, I know it's
none of my business,

819
00:32:48,892 --> 00:32:50,425
but your mom was saying
that she didn't think

820
00:32:50,427 --> 00:32:52,127
your boyfriend would be
in the picture much longer

821
00:32:52,129 --> 00:32:54,029
and she mentioned that
you might be interested

822
00:32:54,031 --> 00:32:55,230
in goin' out some time.

823
00:32:58,569 --> 00:32:59,468
Excuse me.

824
00:33:00,571 --> 00:33:02,537
I can't believe how
fast she's grown...

825
00:33:02,539 --> 00:33:05,107
Wait a minute,
I'll be right back.

826
00:33:05,109 --> 00:33:06,341
Lorraine, hey?

827
00:33:06,343 --> 00:33:07,843
- What are you doing?
- Going to bed.

828
00:33:07,845 --> 00:33:09,277
RICHARD: Why?

829
00:33:09,279 --> 00:33:11,146
Don't you see what
she's trying to do?

830
00:33:11,148 --> 00:33:12,114
It's embarrassing.

831
00:33:12,116 --> 00:33:13,148
Oh, don't worry about it.

832
00:33:13,150 --> 00:33:14,883
She never takes a break, Dad.

833
00:33:16,019 --> 00:33:17,252
I understand.

834
00:33:17,254 --> 00:33:19,187
Then why don't you
tell her to stop?

835
00:33:19,189 --> 00:33:21,590
Your mother's not the
easiest person to argue with.

836
00:33:21,592 --> 00:33:23,625
So you won't even try?

837
00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:26,828
I will, I will but
now's not the best time.

838
00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:28,964
Just... don't walk out.

839
00:33:28,966 --> 00:33:30,232
Come sit with me.

840
00:33:30,234 --> 00:33:32,000
I'm no good at these
things, you know?

841
00:33:32,002 --> 00:33:34,002
I'm a sweatpants and
loafers kinda guy.

842
00:33:34,004 --> 00:33:35,837
Come on, I'll make sure
nobody talks to you.

843
00:33:35,839 --> 00:33:37,739
I'll chew with my mouth
open or something.

844
00:33:37,741 --> 00:33:39,307
(LORRAINE CHUCKLES)
(RICHARD CHUCKLES)

845
00:33:39,309 --> 00:33:41,943
(GENTLE MUSIC)

846
00:33:43,514 --> 00:33:45,580
I'll be there in a minute.

847
00:33:45,582 --> 00:33:47,749
Don't worry about it, okay?

848
00:33:47,751 --> 00:33:49,117
I'll make you a plate.

849
00:33:49,119 --> 00:33:53,221
(GENTLE MUSIC)
(LORRAINE SIGHS)

850
00:33:54,324 --> 00:33:55,891
Fuck you, Frank.

851
00:33:57,628 --> 00:34:00,262
(DANCE MUSIC STARTS)

852
00:34:07,104 --> 00:34:08,803
(JUDY LAUGHS)
(BIANCA LAUGHS)

853
00:34:08,805 --> 00:34:11,673
Oh my God, I think I
just found you a husband.

854
00:34:11,675 --> 00:34:12,541
(JUDY LAUGHS)
(BIANCA LAUGHS)

855
00:34:12,543 --> 00:34:13,341
What?

856
00:34:13,343 --> 00:34:14,276
That guy?

857
00:34:14,278 --> 00:34:15,477
Yes, that guy (GIGGLES).

858
00:34:16,313 --> 00:34:17,812
- What?
- Come on!

859
00:34:17,814 --> 00:34:19,514
He is totally your type!

860
00:34:20,617 --> 00:34:22,984
Your last boyfriend had
bigger boobs than me.

861
00:34:22,986 --> 00:34:24,219
Was he a tranny?

862
00:34:24,221 --> 00:34:27,055
Mm mm, a bodybuilder.

863
00:34:27,057 --> 00:34:29,624
He was a personal trainer.

864
00:34:29,626 --> 00:34:31,626
- Oh my God!
- Same thing.

865
00:34:31,628 --> 00:34:34,663
- Jesus!
- You should go talk to him.

866
00:34:34,665 --> 00:34:35,564
Hi.

867
00:34:36,633 --> 00:34:37,666
I'm Alex.

868
00:34:37,668 --> 00:34:38,600
What's your name?

869
00:34:39,636 --> 00:34:41,069
Judy.

870
00:34:41,071 --> 00:34:42,938
This is Frank and Bianca...

871
00:34:44,408 --> 00:34:46,074
And Brad.

872
00:34:46,076 --> 00:34:49,044
So, none of my friends are
really into this kinda music.

873
00:34:49,046 --> 00:34:50,745
They think it's cheesy.

874
00:34:50,747 --> 00:34:52,747
Will you dance with me?

875
00:34:52,749 --> 00:34:57,085
Hey, how do you know
they're not together, bro?

876
00:34:57,087 --> 00:34:59,688
Oh, I didn't mean
any disrespect.

877
00:34:59,690 --> 00:35:00,889
Are you two-

878
00:35:00,891 --> 00:35:02,424
- No, we're just friends.

879
00:35:04,394 --> 00:35:05,493
Just sayin'.

880
00:35:06,330 --> 00:35:07,295
Okay (CHUCKLES).

881
00:35:08,332 --> 00:35:09,965
So, do you wanna dance?

882
00:35:09,967 --> 00:35:11,666
Sure.

883
00:35:11,668 --> 00:35:13,435
- Watch my drink for me?
- Mm hm.

884
00:35:13,437 --> 00:35:18,506
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(SINGER VOCALIZING)

885
00:35:22,246 --> 00:35:23,745
Do you wanna dance?

886
00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:24,813
Oh, no.

887
00:35:27,084 --> 00:35:28,116
Mm, mm, mm.

888
00:35:28,118 --> 00:35:30,685
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

889
00:35:34,424 --> 00:35:37,192
(BRAD SIGHS)

890
00:35:37,194 --> 00:35:38,960
You okay, buddy?

891
00:35:38,962 --> 00:35:40,695
I'm gonna find the bathroom.

892
00:35:41,999 --> 00:35:43,331
You need help?

893
00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:44,165
No.

894
00:35:44,167 --> 00:35:46,901
(MUFFLED DANCE MUSIC)

895
00:36:14,665 --> 00:36:16,898
Fuck, fuck!

896
00:36:28,178 --> 00:36:31,346
JUDY: Frank, are you okay?

897
00:36:31,348 --> 00:36:32,447
(JUDY KNOCKS)

898
00:36:32,449 --> 00:36:33,548
Frank?

899
00:36:33,550 --> 00:36:35,083
(BRAD LAUGHS)

900
00:36:35,085 --> 00:36:37,419
Hey, what is the big deal?

901
00:36:37,421 --> 00:36:40,088
Okay, can you please
just go and check on him?

902
00:36:40,090 --> 00:36:42,657
(SIGHS) This is
my favorite song.

903
00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:43,958
- Well, I'm sorry.
- You're ruining

904
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,060
my favorite song.

905
00:36:45,062 --> 00:36:46,628
Okay.

906
00:36:46,630 --> 00:36:49,698
(JUDY EXHALES)

907
00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:51,132
Frank?

908
00:36:51,134 --> 00:36:52,801
Come on, what the fuck?

909
00:36:52,803 --> 00:36:53,935
Don't come in here.

910
00:36:55,238 --> 00:36:56,771
What, are you crying in there?

911
00:36:56,773 --> 00:36:59,140
Brad, can you please
just get rid of her?

912
00:37:01,411 --> 00:37:02,310
Please.

913
00:37:05,515 --> 00:37:06,414
Yeah, man.

914
00:37:07,718 --> 00:37:09,951
Yeah, I'll get rid of her.

915
00:37:13,523 --> 00:37:14,689
Is he in there?

916
00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:16,324
Yeah, he's pukin'
his guts out.

917
00:37:16,326 --> 00:37:17,859
Is he okay?

918
00:37:17,861 --> 00:37:20,061
He's cleaning himself up
and then he's takin' off.

919
00:37:20,063 --> 00:37:21,563
Come on.

920
00:37:21,565 --> 00:37:23,031
It's the men's room.

921
00:37:23,033 --> 00:37:25,633
You can't go in there. He
said he'll see you on Monday.

922
00:37:25,635 --> 00:37:27,001
Come on, let's go.

923
00:37:27,003 --> 00:37:28,470
- Let's go, come on.
- Brad.

924
00:37:28,472 --> 00:37:29,404
Come on!

925
00:37:29,406 --> 00:37:30,338
He's fine.

926
00:37:32,175 --> 00:37:33,308
(JUDY SIGHS)

927
00:37:33,310 --> 00:37:36,144
(TRAIN RATTLING)

928
00:37:42,686 --> 00:37:45,820
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

929
00:37:56,666 --> 00:37:58,433
I spent half the night
in the bathroom pretending

930
00:37:58,435 --> 00:38:00,268
to wash my hands and
the other half standing

931
00:38:00,270 --> 00:38:01,903
in the corner like a jerk-off.

932
00:38:01,905 --> 00:38:04,906
And then the moment I
woke up the next morning,

933
00:38:04,908 --> 00:38:06,808
she was on my ass about
what I thought of him

934
00:38:06,810 --> 00:38:09,244
and if I was gonna get
a job at his company.

935
00:38:09,246 --> 00:38:11,379
- Why would she do that?
- Have you met Connie?

936
00:38:11,381 --> 00:38:13,114
She's out of her Goddamn mind.

937
00:38:13,116 --> 00:38:15,383
No, I mean if you
say you're with me,

938
00:38:15,385 --> 00:38:18,686
why is she trying to set
you up with some other guy?

939
00:38:18,688 --> 00:38:20,155
I don't know.

940
00:38:20,157 --> 00:38:21,890
Maybe it's 'cause you still
live with your parents.

941
00:38:21,892 --> 00:38:25,193
Yes, I do. Much like yourself.

942
00:38:25,195 --> 00:38:27,429
She obviously thinks you're
just doin' me a favor.

943
00:38:27,431 --> 00:38:28,663
So what if she does?

944
00:38:28,665 --> 00:38:30,632
Maybe I don't want
people thinking that.

945
00:38:30,634 --> 00:38:32,801
Why do you care
what my mother thinks?

946
00:38:32,803 --> 00:38:34,803
You wanna repeat
that or should I?

947
00:38:34,805 --> 00:38:37,872
I have to care what
she thinks, asshole.

948
00:38:37,874 --> 00:38:40,842
And I can't make her believe
anything if you're not there.

949
00:38:40,844 --> 00:38:42,477
Remind me to thank Angela.

950
00:38:44,114 --> 00:38:45,680
Oh my God, yes!

951
00:38:45,682 --> 00:38:48,149
Hey, how much are these?

952
00:38:48,151 --> 00:38:49,617
Two for three.

953
00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:51,920
(LORRAINE CHUCKLES)
(SHOP BELL RINGS)

954
00:39:02,599 --> 00:39:07,669
(FILE THUDS)
(FRANK SIGHS)

955
00:39:08,071 --> 00:39:08,870
Dad?

956
00:39:11,074 --> 00:39:11,973
Dad!

957
00:39:13,910 --> 00:39:16,578
(RELAXED GUITAR MUSIC)

958
00:39:50,714 --> 00:39:55,783
(FRANK PANTING)
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

959
00:40:11,101 --> 00:40:13,268
This is a nice classroom.

960
00:40:14,738 --> 00:40:16,938
It's great that you're a teacher.
A lot of the people I see

961
00:40:16,940 --> 00:40:18,773
can barely move
around their homes.

962
00:40:20,477 --> 00:40:22,577
Well, I think that's it.

963
00:40:22,579 --> 00:40:24,012
So, what happens now?

964
00:40:24,014 --> 00:40:26,180
So, I made a list
of registered PCAs

965
00:40:26,182 --> 00:40:28,516
that aren't too far
from you, all male.

966
00:40:28,518 --> 00:40:30,518
You can have them meet
you in a neutral setting

967
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,153
and talk about what you expect.

968
00:40:32,155 --> 00:40:34,188
It's important to
be clear about that.

969
00:40:34,190 --> 00:40:35,423
If you need anything else,

970
00:40:35,425 --> 00:40:38,359
give me a call at the
office before four p.m.

971
00:40:38,361 --> 00:40:40,028
and don't take
crap from anybody.

972
00:40:40,030 --> 00:40:41,863
That's a big one.

973
00:40:41,865 --> 00:40:43,231
Noted.

974
00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:45,967
(SOFT ROCK MUSIC)

975
00:40:51,441 --> 00:40:53,207
Where is this guy?

976
00:40:53,209 --> 00:40:54,042
Late.

977
00:40:55,412 --> 00:40:57,812
Seems like a good way to
kick off a complete fiasco.

978
00:40:57,814 --> 00:40:59,547
At least you'll get
a story out of it,

979
00:40:59,549 --> 00:41:00,815
especially if one
of them decides

980
00:41:00,817 --> 00:41:02,984
to shoot you in the
face or something.

981
00:41:04,154 --> 00:41:05,086
Thanks.

982
00:41:06,723 --> 00:41:09,357
(FUNKY MUSIC)

983
00:41:17,901 --> 00:41:20,468
Oh, I can't stand these guys

984
00:41:20,470 --> 00:41:22,503
that take up the
handicap parking spaces

985
00:41:22,505 --> 00:41:24,606
who don't even need it
and screw over the people

986
00:41:24,608 --> 00:41:26,240
that could really
use it, you know?

987
00:41:26,242 --> 00:41:27,742
I'll park there
like once in awhile,

988
00:41:27,744 --> 00:41:30,178
but only if I'm
gonna be in and out.

989
00:41:31,448 --> 00:41:33,014
This is gonna be quick, right?

990
00:41:33,917 --> 00:41:35,583
Do you know the Heimlich?

991
00:41:35,585 --> 00:41:38,086
No, but I can learn.

992
00:41:38,088 --> 00:41:40,455
I'm not sure you'd survive
it though (LAUGHS).

993
00:41:43,493 --> 00:41:44,559
Don't wanna hurt ya.

994
00:41:45,562 --> 00:41:47,595
I respect my clients.

995
00:41:47,597 --> 00:41:49,831
I sympathize with them.

996
00:41:49,833 --> 00:41:51,566
I understand them.

997
00:41:52,969 --> 00:41:57,205
I love my clients.

998
00:41:58,675 --> 00:42:01,309
Where I am from,
it is not like here.

999
00:42:01,311 --> 00:42:03,311
People who are lame, like you,

1000
00:42:03,313 --> 00:42:05,747
sometimes they'll leave
them in the streets,

1001
00:42:05,749 --> 00:42:08,082
other times they'll
kill them out of mercy.

1002
00:42:09,152 --> 00:42:11,352
If only we could be there now.

1003
00:42:11,354 --> 00:42:14,522
So, when would I
get my first paycheck?

1004
00:42:14,524 --> 00:42:19,093
I sorta took the bus here
and I'm running low on funds.

1005
00:42:19,095 --> 00:42:23,097
I don't even know if I
have enough to get back.

1006
00:42:31,908 --> 00:42:34,909
Hey, thanks for meeting me.

1007
00:42:34,911 --> 00:42:35,810
Yeah, sure.

1008
00:42:37,681 --> 00:42:39,113
Elwood, right?

1009
00:42:39,115 --> 00:42:41,249
Well, that's what
it says on the papers,

1010
00:42:41,251 --> 00:42:43,885
but I usually just go by Woods.

1011
00:42:43,887 --> 00:42:46,054
Well, it says here you
have no criminal record

1012
00:42:46,056 --> 00:42:48,056
in the state of Pennsylvania.

1013
00:42:48,058 --> 00:42:51,259
Any other qualifications
besides not being a killer?

1014
00:42:51,261 --> 00:42:54,128
You mean like... like
nursing school?

1015
00:42:54,130 --> 00:42:56,731
I mean how do you feel about
wiping another man's ass?

1016
00:42:59,235 --> 00:43:02,103
I'll wipe your windows if
you want, man. A job's a job.

1017
00:43:04,407 --> 00:43:09,444
(FRANK CHUCKLES)
(MELLOW MUSIC)

1018
00:43:10,013 --> 00:43:11,179
(INDISTINCT)

1019
00:43:11,181 --> 00:43:12,580
Oh, oh, Pacino.

1020
00:43:12,582 --> 00:43:13,514
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

1021
00:43:13,516 --> 00:43:14,348
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1022
00:43:14,350 --> 00:43:15,249
He's great.

1023
00:43:17,620 --> 00:43:18,586
WOMAN: Thank you.

1024
00:43:18,588 --> 00:43:20,922
♪ When the sun goes down ♪

1025
00:43:20,924 --> 00:43:24,492
♪ Just beyond these hills ♪

1026
00:43:24,494 --> 00:43:27,829
♪ I remember how ♪

1027
00:43:27,831 --> 00:43:30,465
♪ The night's supposed to feel ♪

1028
00:43:30,467 --> 00:43:31,666
What are you drinking?

1029
00:43:31,668 --> 00:43:33,534
I don't know
but it was strong.

1030
00:43:34,537 --> 00:43:35,737
Water?

1031
00:43:35,739 --> 00:43:36,637
Sure.

1032
00:43:37,607 --> 00:43:40,508
(WATER SPLASHING)

1033
00:43:45,048 --> 00:43:45,947
I'm Gina.

1034
00:43:46,916 --> 00:43:47,815
Hey, Gina.

1035
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,520
Are you gonna
tell me your name?

1036
00:43:52,522 --> 00:43:53,421
Lorraine.

1037
00:43:54,390 --> 00:43:55,289
Cute.

1038
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,293
Do you have a
boyfriend, Lorraine?

1039
00:44:00,463 --> 00:44:01,362
No.

1040
00:44:02,832 --> 00:44:04,332
Do you have a girlfriend?

1041
00:44:09,873 --> 00:44:12,173
Ugh, I've been third
wheeling it all day.

1042
00:44:12,175 --> 00:44:13,241
It's driving me crazy.

1043
00:44:14,344 --> 00:44:16,277
Why don't you
find a boyfriend?

1044
00:44:16,279 --> 00:44:17,645
Why don't you?

1045
00:44:17,647 --> 00:44:20,281
(MELLOW MUSIC)

1046
00:44:39,169 --> 00:44:42,136
(DOORBELL RINGING)

1047
00:44:42,138 --> 00:44:44,939
(WOODS KNOCKING)

1048
00:44:46,776 --> 00:44:49,510
(DOOR CREAKING)

1049
00:44:52,348 --> 00:44:53,481
Can I help you?

1050
00:44:54,350 --> 00:44:56,317
I'm here for Frank.

1051
00:44:56,319 --> 00:44:57,485
Oh, oh, yeah.

1052
00:44:57,487 --> 00:44:58,920
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on in.

1053
00:44:58,922 --> 00:44:59,887
Right down here.

1054
00:44:59,889 --> 00:45:02,490
(NEW WAVE ROCK MUSIC)

1055
00:46:19,335 --> 00:46:22,670
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)

1056
00:46:27,543 --> 00:46:29,543
Did you guys measure
in the flour yet?

1057
00:46:29,545 --> 00:46:30,444
Not yet.

1058
00:46:36,085 --> 00:46:37,685
Hi.

1059
00:46:37,687 --> 00:46:39,453
Okay, you guys know
what to do next, right?

1060
00:46:39,455 --> 00:46:41,155
Not too much vanilla.

1061
00:46:42,525 --> 00:46:43,758
Hey.

1062
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,060
Woods, this is Judy.

1063
00:46:46,062 --> 00:46:47,595
Nice to meet you.

1064
00:46:47,597 --> 00:46:48,996
FRANK: Woods is gonna be
helpin' me out from now on.

1065
00:46:48,998 --> 00:46:50,531
Cool.

1066
00:46:50,533 --> 00:46:52,700
Figured we'd stop by and
see how things were going.

1067
00:46:56,773 --> 00:46:58,239
They don't seem to hate you.

1068
00:46:59,342 --> 00:47:00,875
I was worried about
you the other night.

1069
00:47:00,877 --> 00:47:02,476
Brad said you were sick.

1070
00:47:02,478 --> 00:47:03,811
Yeah, I think
that was my first

1071
00:47:03,813 --> 00:47:06,113
and last Brad Hamilton outing.

1072
00:47:06,115 --> 00:47:07,214
I don't blame you.

1073
00:47:08,618 --> 00:47:10,851
Would you wanna give it
another shot this weekend?

1074
00:47:10,853 --> 00:47:13,421
I'm thinkin' somethin'
nice and boring.

1075
00:47:13,423 --> 00:47:16,657
Yeah, that sounds
perfect (CHUCKLES).

1076
00:47:16,659 --> 00:47:19,393
Judy, would you get the
broom out of the closet?

1077
00:47:20,430 --> 00:47:21,929
Sorry, I'll call you.

1078
00:47:21,931 --> 00:47:22,897
Sure.

1079
00:47:32,608 --> 00:47:33,808
My man.

1080
00:47:33,810 --> 00:47:34,709
Hey.

1081
00:47:34,711 --> 00:47:35,843
What are you doin'?

1082
00:47:35,845 --> 00:47:37,912
FRANK: Just finishin'
up this chapter.

1083
00:47:39,215 --> 00:47:40,481
Shouldn't you be getting
ready for your date?

1084
00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:41,649
It's not a date.

1085
00:47:41,651 --> 00:47:43,351
Do you even know
what you're gonna wear?

1086
00:47:43,353 --> 00:47:44,952
Haven't really
thought about it.

1087
00:47:44,954 --> 00:47:47,455
We gotta make sure you're
looking fresh, alright?

1088
00:47:47,457 --> 00:47:51,325
The better you look, the
better you feel, you know?

1089
00:47:51,327 --> 00:47:52,827
They notice that shit.

1090
00:47:55,732 --> 00:47:56,630
All right.

1091
00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:58,833
Which one do you want?

1092
00:48:00,303 --> 00:48:03,037
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

1093
00:48:04,474 --> 00:48:06,474
You can't ever fully appreciate
cake until you've lived

1094
00:48:06,476 --> 00:48:08,642
with filthy hippies for a week.

1095
00:48:08,644 --> 00:48:10,511
I stayed with my
sister and her husband

1096
00:48:10,513 --> 00:48:13,414
out in San Francisco
and it was brutal.

1097
00:48:13,416 --> 00:48:16,484
They're into some sort
of alternative living,

1098
00:48:16,486 --> 00:48:20,421
which apparently involves not
bathing or cooking your food.

1099
00:48:20,423 --> 00:48:21,856
Oh, boy.

1100
00:48:21,858 --> 00:48:22,790
Yeah.

1101
00:48:22,792 --> 00:48:24,125
I swear, I couldn't recognize

1102
00:48:24,127 --> 00:48:25,593
a single thing they
put in their mouths.

1103
00:48:25,595 --> 00:48:27,628
I actually had to
wait until they went

1104
00:48:27,630 --> 00:48:29,397
to bed so I could
sneak out and eat tacos

1105
00:48:29,399 --> 00:48:31,565
in the middle of the
night and then walk around

1106
00:48:31,567 --> 00:48:33,067
the block three times so that

1107
00:48:33,069 --> 00:48:36,070
they wouldn't smell it
on me in the morning.

1108
00:48:36,072 --> 00:48:38,005
That sounds like
a really dark time.

1109
00:48:38,007 --> 00:48:39,073
Yeah, never again.

1110
00:48:40,043 --> 00:48:41,776
What about your sister?

1111
00:48:41,778 --> 00:48:43,177
Oh, you know Angela,

1112
00:48:43,179 --> 00:48:45,212
she presents her own challenges.

1113
00:48:45,214 --> 00:48:46,847
Does she have a boyfriend?

1114
00:48:46,849 --> 00:48:48,849
Usually. And then she
always gets her heart broken

1115
00:48:48,851 --> 00:48:50,117
when they turn out to be-

1116
00:48:50,119 --> 00:48:51,619
- Jerks?

1117
00:48:51,621 --> 00:48:54,789
Yeah, not the word I was
gonna use but close enough.

1118
00:48:55,658 --> 00:48:56,490
What about you?

1119
00:48:56,492 --> 00:48:58,159
Are you seeing anybody?

1120
00:48:58,161 --> 00:48:59,360
No.

1121
00:48:59,362 --> 00:49:01,395
No online dating profile?

1122
00:49:01,397 --> 00:49:02,296
No.

1123
00:49:02,298 --> 00:49:04,098
Why not?

1124
00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:07,601
That stuff is, I don't know.

1125
00:49:07,603 --> 00:49:09,570
I might sound lame,

1126
00:49:09,572 --> 00:49:11,739
but I kind of always
liked the idea

1127
00:49:11,741 --> 00:49:13,741
of being friends
with somebody first.

1128
00:49:15,778 --> 00:49:18,946
It's not lame but it
is old school (CHUCKLES).

1129
00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:23,217
(WOMAN LAUGHS)

1130
00:49:26,155 --> 00:49:28,389
Your new friend works fast.

1131
00:49:28,391 --> 00:49:29,990
He does.

1132
00:49:29,992 --> 00:49:33,060
(CELLPHONE CHIMES)

1133
00:49:34,230 --> 00:49:37,465
(CHUCKLES) You
remember that guy Alex?

1134
00:49:38,801 --> 00:49:40,167
The guy from the club?

1135
00:49:40,169 --> 00:49:41,402
Yeah.

1136
00:49:41,404 --> 00:49:43,337
Well, we ended up
seeing each other after

1137
00:49:43,339 --> 00:49:46,207
and now he won't
stop texting me.

1138
00:49:51,781 --> 00:49:53,747
Have you ever been
to California?

1139
00:49:53,749 --> 00:49:54,815
No.

1140
00:49:54,817 --> 00:49:56,050
Well, you should go.

1141
00:49:56,052 --> 00:49:57,451
It's beautiful.

1142
00:49:57,453 --> 00:49:59,086
Just don't stay with my sister.

1143
00:50:00,356 --> 00:50:02,823
♪ It's dangerous ♪

1144
00:50:02,825 --> 00:50:04,992
(MEN SPEAKING FAINTLY)

1145
00:50:04,994 --> 00:50:06,727
Here we go, guys.

1146
00:50:06,729 --> 00:50:08,162
It's gonna definitely
be a great season.

1147
00:50:08,164 --> 00:50:09,997
- Yeah.
- Me too, man.

1148
00:50:11,367 --> 00:50:14,034
What do you think about the
NBA building super teams?

1149
00:50:14,036 --> 00:50:15,603
I think it's going to
be good for everybody.

1150
00:50:15,605 --> 00:50:16,537
I mean, hey.

1151
00:50:18,307 --> 00:50:19,940
- To friendship.
- Friendship, brother.

1152
00:50:19,942 --> 00:50:20,774
Thank you.

1153
00:50:20,776 --> 00:50:23,244
(COUNTRY-ROCK MUSIC)

1154
00:50:33,356 --> 00:50:35,222
(LORRAINE CHUCKLES)

1155
00:50:35,224 --> 00:50:38,192
(GINA WHIMPERS)

1156
00:50:38,194 --> 00:50:40,361
So do you always hang
out here after work?

1157
00:50:40,363 --> 00:50:41,529
LORRAINE: Sometimes.

1158
00:50:41,531 --> 00:50:43,964
You don't have
anywhere better to go?

1159
00:50:43,966 --> 00:50:47,034
Hey, watch it or I'll
have Randy ban your ass.

1160
00:50:48,471 --> 00:50:50,905
Mm, he wouldn't ban this ass.

1161
00:50:50,907 --> 00:50:52,173
Would you (CHUCKLES)?

1162
00:50:52,175 --> 00:50:53,607
It's all right.

1163
00:50:53,609 --> 00:50:55,609
Screw you, at
least I have one.

1164
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:01,315
So, did you just
move here or...?

1165
00:51:04,220 --> 00:51:06,554
No, my roommate
dragged us here

1166
00:51:06,556 --> 00:51:09,123
to hang with some
guy she met online.

1167
00:51:09,125 --> 00:51:10,658
I've been on chaperone duty.

1168
00:51:10,660 --> 00:51:13,227
She probably didn't feel
like getting murdered alone.

1169
00:51:13,229 --> 00:51:14,728
Yeah, I guess.

1170
00:51:14,730 --> 00:51:16,530
So, are they meeting
you here or...?

1171
00:51:18,301 --> 00:51:19,667
No, they were going to,

1172
00:51:19,669 --> 00:51:21,135
but they started
drinking at the apartment

1173
00:51:21,137 --> 00:51:23,637
and now they're
too drunk to drive.

1174
00:51:23,639 --> 00:51:25,072
Fucking geniuses.

1175
00:51:26,542 --> 00:51:28,609
Hey, Lorraine!

1176
00:51:28,611 --> 00:51:31,879
How 'bout some
shots for the boys?

1177
00:51:31,881 --> 00:51:33,347
Not working, dipshit.

1178
00:51:34,250 --> 00:51:35,616
How 'bout a lap dance then?

1179
00:51:35,618 --> 00:51:37,685
(GUYS CHUCKLING)

1180
00:51:37,687 --> 00:51:39,353
I love you, too!

1181
00:51:39,355 --> 00:51:40,955
Friend of yours?

1182
00:51:40,957 --> 00:51:42,756
I've known him
since high school.

1183
00:51:42,758 --> 00:51:45,826
He's just an idiot who
thinks he's still on varsity.

1184
00:51:47,196 --> 00:51:49,363
He's basically like Peter
Pan, only a bigger asshole.

1185
00:51:50,233 --> 00:51:51,632
God, I don't know how you deal

1186
00:51:51,634 --> 00:51:53,067
with these people every night.

1187
00:51:53,069 --> 00:51:55,202
It's better than hanging
out with my parents.

1188
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:00,074
We could hang out at my place

1189
00:52:00,076 --> 00:52:01,475
if you don't wanna go home yet.

1190
00:52:02,712 --> 00:52:04,778
I can't tonight.

1191
00:52:04,780 --> 00:52:05,846
Why not?

1192
00:52:07,216 --> 00:52:09,149
I just, I can't tonight.

1193
00:52:11,354 --> 00:52:13,621
Okay, I give up.

1194
00:52:16,092 --> 00:52:17,324
You wanna reset?

1195
00:52:18,594 --> 00:52:20,094
What?

1196
00:52:20,096 --> 00:52:21,228
I just beat you.

1197
00:52:22,832 --> 00:52:24,965
Oh, yeah sure.

1198
00:52:24,967 --> 00:52:30,037
(SINGER VOCALIZING)
(MELLOW MUSIC)

1199
00:52:34,677 --> 00:52:36,877
Why don't you
just ask her out?

1200
00:52:36,879 --> 00:52:38,612
Just ask her out?

1201
00:52:38,614 --> 00:52:40,180
You don't foresee any
challenges with that?

1202
00:52:40,182 --> 00:52:41,448
I'm not psychic.

1203
00:52:41,450 --> 00:52:43,517
Do you wanna know what
I'd be doing if I was?

1204
00:52:43,519 --> 00:52:44,985
No.

1205
00:52:44,987 --> 00:52:46,954
I'd like to know what you'd
be doing if you were me.

1206
00:52:48,090 --> 00:52:49,390
I'd be trying to
get fake hand jobs

1207
00:52:49,392 --> 00:52:50,924
from my fake girlfriend.

1208
00:52:50,926 --> 00:52:52,526
You're letting this thing
with Lorraine get to you.

1209
00:52:52,528 --> 00:52:53,861
No, I'm not.

1210
00:52:53,863 --> 00:52:54,762
Okay.

1211
00:52:56,432 --> 00:52:57,731
- Here you go.
- All right!

1212
00:52:58,801 --> 00:52:59,667
Looks good.

1213
00:52:59,669 --> 00:53:00,501
MILLIE: Enjoy.

1214
00:53:00,503 --> 00:53:01,669
Oh, I will.

1215
00:53:01,671 --> 00:53:02,936
You sure you
don't want anything?

1216
00:53:02,938 --> 00:53:04,238
I'm good, thanks.

1217
00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:05,105
Okay.

1218
00:53:09,412 --> 00:53:10,277
Damn.

1219
00:53:11,180 --> 00:53:12,046
Really?

1220
00:53:12,048 --> 00:53:13,480
Can we focus here?

1221
00:53:13,482 --> 00:53:15,783
It's a little hard with
stuff like that walkin' around.

1222
00:53:15,785 --> 00:53:17,217
Why don't you ask her out?

1223
00:53:17,219 --> 00:53:18,018
Nah.

1224
00:53:18,020 --> 00:53:19,019
Why not?

1225
00:53:19,021 --> 00:53:20,220
She's serving me pancakes.

1226
00:53:20,222 --> 00:53:21,755
It's a conflict of interest.

1227
00:53:21,757 --> 00:53:23,457
Oh, okay. So if you weren't
stuffing your face right now,

1228
00:53:23,459 --> 00:53:25,225
you would ask for
her phone number.

1229
00:53:25,227 --> 00:53:26,160
Sure, why not?

1230
00:53:26,162 --> 00:53:27,661
No fear whatsoever?

1231
00:53:27,663 --> 00:53:30,130
What's there to be afraid
of? What, is she gonna say no?

1232
00:53:30,132 --> 00:53:32,800
I've heard no from
plenty of girls.

1233
00:53:32,802 --> 00:53:34,068
Why do you even give a shit?

1234
00:53:34,070 --> 00:53:35,602
You haven't seen
her in 10 years.

1235
00:53:35,604 --> 00:53:37,071
Yeah, I know.

1236
00:53:37,073 --> 00:53:38,706
Why would you allow
yourself to feel that way?

1237
00:53:38,708 --> 00:53:39,940
She's not like us.

1238
00:53:41,644 --> 00:53:44,078
I suppose it's not
entirely your fault.

1239
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:45,979
Sometimes cripples fall
in love with cripples,

1240
00:53:45,981 --> 00:53:47,448
sometimes they don't.

1241
00:53:47,450 --> 00:53:49,917
It's not like they have
singles bars devoted to us.

1242
00:53:51,287 --> 00:53:54,388
Crippled or not, it's all
process of elimination.

1243
00:53:54,390 --> 00:53:55,889
Weren't you the
guy in high school

1244
00:53:55,891 --> 00:53:57,624
who talked about how he
could get any girl he wanted?

1245
00:53:57,626 --> 00:53:59,660
What, you just had't
made your selection yet?

1246
00:53:59,662 --> 00:54:01,362
Now it's process of elimination.

1247
00:54:01,364 --> 00:54:03,297
That's... That's great.

1248
00:54:03,299 --> 00:54:05,132
Maybe I was a little
naive back then.

1249
00:54:05,134 --> 00:54:06,600
I'm wiser now.

1250
00:54:06,602 --> 00:54:08,769
Back then I talked the talk
without really walking the walk.

1251
00:54:08,771 --> 00:54:10,104
Oh, so you walk the walk now?

1252
00:54:10,106 --> 00:54:12,206
No, I just talk a little less.

1253
00:54:12,208 --> 00:54:13,841
Yeah, I'm not
seein' that at all.

1254
00:54:13,843 --> 00:54:15,309
What do you want me to say?

1255
00:54:15,311 --> 00:54:17,478
I'm just lookin' for
an informed opinion here.

1256
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:18,746
You're in a similar situation.

1257
00:54:18,748 --> 00:54:19,747
I'm a cripple.

1258
00:54:19,749 --> 00:54:20,981
Will you cut it out with that?

1259
00:54:20,983 --> 00:54:21,815
Why?

1260
00:54:21,817 --> 00:54:22,649
Why can't I say that?

1261
00:54:22,651 --> 00:54:23,851
I'm allowed to say that.

1262
00:54:23,853 --> 00:54:25,085
'Cause it sounds
like something

1263
00:54:25,087 --> 00:54:26,353
you scrape off the
bottom of your shoe.

1264
00:54:26,355 --> 00:54:28,188
Oh my God, look at you
with all your big ideas.

1265
00:54:28,190 --> 00:54:30,090
Can we drop the shock jock
thing for a second here?

1266
00:54:30,092 --> 00:54:31,959
Does your dick work?

1267
00:54:31,961 --> 00:54:33,360
Can you eat a girl out?

1268
00:54:33,362 --> 00:54:34,628
What does that have
to do with anything?

1269
00:54:34,630 --> 00:54:35,596
Come on, give
me something here.

1270
00:54:35,598 --> 00:54:36,530
Yes.

1271
00:54:36,532 --> 00:54:37,798
Can you take her out dancing?

1272
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:39,433
Yeah, sure.

1273
00:54:39,435 --> 00:54:41,402
Right, good for you.

1274
00:54:41,404 --> 00:54:43,537
No one cares. Because 99 out

1275
00:54:43,539 --> 00:54:46,140
of 100 girls won't
bother to find out.

1276
00:54:46,142 --> 00:54:49,109
You might've had a chance
back in like the '50s.

1277
00:54:49,111 --> 00:54:51,478
Back then people knew you
don't fall in love with a body,

1278
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:53,247
you fall in love with a head.

1279
00:54:53,249 --> 00:54:54,148
A head?

1280
00:54:54,950 --> 00:54:55,849
Yeah, a head.

1281
00:54:56,919 --> 00:54:59,586
My point is that the
sex used to come later.

1282
00:54:59,588 --> 00:55:01,355
Now it comes first and that's

1283
00:55:01,357 --> 00:55:04,258
where they initially assume
that you're not capable.

1284
00:55:04,260 --> 00:55:05,759
Yeah, but even if
that's true, I mean,

1285
00:55:05,761 --> 00:55:07,961
she's not just some
girl I met at a bar.

1286
00:55:07,963 --> 00:55:08,796
We know each other.

1287
00:55:08,798 --> 00:55:10,030
- We-
- Nobody wants

1288
00:55:10,032 --> 00:55:11,598
to grow old with you
because nobody thinks

1289
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:12,866
they're getting old anymore.

1290
00:55:12,868 --> 00:55:14,268
Nobody says to themselves,

1291
00:55:14,270 --> 00:55:18,038
"Jee, we'll all be
disabled someday, right?"

1292
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:20,641
This isn't PBS, it's MTV.

1293
00:55:20,643 --> 00:55:22,376
You can't get attached.

1294
00:55:22,378 --> 00:55:23,310
Tell her.

1295
00:55:23,312 --> 00:55:24,578
Bang it out.

1296
00:55:24,580 --> 00:55:27,047
Get it out of the
way and move on

1297
00:55:27,049 --> 00:55:30,517
or shut up and be her friend.

1298
00:55:30,519 --> 00:55:31,785
But I don't recommend it.

1299
00:55:32,888 --> 00:55:33,787
Why not?

1300
00:55:34,990 --> 00:55:36,857
Because you think
she'll slowly start

1301
00:55:36,859 --> 00:55:39,026
to realize that you're
a legitimate option

1302
00:55:40,362 --> 00:55:42,629
and then one day after
she's had an ugly breakup

1303
00:55:42,631 --> 00:55:45,199
from some dickbag
with pierced ears,

1304
00:55:45,201 --> 00:55:47,134
you'll make her feel better

1305
00:55:47,136 --> 00:55:50,771
and she'll finally decide
to suck on your pecker.

1306
00:55:50,773 --> 00:55:53,073
But until that day
you gotta watch

1307
00:55:53,075 --> 00:55:54,942
her date these other guys,

1308
00:55:54,944 --> 00:55:57,478
big, strong guys
that you'll have

1309
00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:59,346
to imagine her getting fucked by

1310
00:55:59,348 --> 00:56:01,915
and your day probably
won't even come.

1311
00:56:03,052 --> 00:56:04,985
That shit hardly works
out for regular guys,

1312
00:56:04,987 --> 00:56:06,854
let alone you and me.

1313
00:56:06,856 --> 00:56:10,390
We're goin' up against biology
here, natural selection.

1314
00:56:10,392 --> 00:56:13,060
Females are wired to
find us repulsive.

1315
00:56:13,062 --> 00:56:15,896
If every woman in the world
was drunk off her ass 24/7,

1316
00:56:15,898 --> 00:56:18,398
your chances would
go up like 6%.

1317
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:20,467
Do you really think the first
girl you fall in love with

1318
00:56:20,469 --> 00:56:22,402
is gonna be the
one to accept you?

1319
00:56:24,206 --> 00:56:26,473
I mean, it has to have
happened before, right?

1320
00:56:26,475 --> 00:56:28,175
I'm sure it's
happened somewhere.

1321
00:56:32,014 --> 00:56:34,047
Listen, we're not pioneers.

1322
00:56:34,049 --> 00:56:35,482
We're just the shlubs
on the ground trying

1323
00:56:35,484 --> 00:56:37,384
to figure this
shit out as we go.

1324
00:56:39,522 --> 00:56:41,989
Do you wanna know why you
really invited me here?

1325
00:56:41,991 --> 00:56:43,590
I'm sure you're
about to tell me.

1326
00:56:43,592 --> 00:56:45,792
You need someone to
be straight with you.

1327
00:56:45,794 --> 00:56:46,793
You ready for this?

1328
00:56:48,931 --> 00:56:49,830
You're fucked.

1329
00:56:50,933 --> 00:56:51,865
You're not crazy.

1330
00:56:51,867 --> 00:56:53,100
You're absolutely right.

1331
00:56:53,102 --> 00:56:54,334
But you already have more

1332
00:56:54,336 --> 00:56:56,003
than most people
like us get to have.

1333
00:56:56,005 --> 00:56:57,271
You're a teacher.

1334
00:56:57,273 --> 00:56:58,906
You have a family
that gives a shit.

1335
00:56:58,908 --> 00:57:00,807
Hell, you can speak.

1336
00:57:00,809 --> 00:57:02,342
You don't get to have it all.

1337
00:57:03,178 --> 00:57:04,845
You're a link in the chain.

1338
00:57:04,847 --> 00:57:07,748
You make a good living, you
influence a few people's lives

1339
00:57:07,750 --> 00:57:10,417
in a positive way
and maybe have sex

1340
00:57:10,419 --> 00:57:11,919
with a girl once before you die.

1341
00:57:11,921 --> 00:57:13,820
So the story of how you
weren't a complete waste

1342
00:57:13,822 --> 00:57:16,456
of space will get passed
down through the generations.

1343
00:57:16,458 --> 00:57:19,092
And then one day in 1,000 years,

1344
00:57:19,094 --> 00:57:20,460
some other crippled guy will get

1345
00:57:20,462 --> 00:57:22,563
the shot of marrying
the girl of his dreams.

1346
00:57:23,632 --> 00:57:26,433
You want someone to love
you for who you are?

1347
00:57:26,435 --> 00:57:28,001
Get a dog.

1348
00:57:28,003 --> 00:57:30,437
(PATRONS CHATTERING)

1349
00:57:33,375 --> 00:57:34,841
Everybody ready?

1350
00:57:34,843 --> 00:57:36,143
I'm gonna open that gate.

1351
00:57:37,813 --> 00:57:38,979
MAN: You ready?

1352
00:57:40,115 --> 00:57:41,081
Ready.

1353
00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:42,249
Okay, here they come!

1354
00:57:42,251 --> 00:57:47,087
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(MONSTERS SCREECHING)

1355
00:57:47,089 --> 00:57:49,256
Hold on, hold on!

1356
00:57:49,258 --> 00:57:50,157
Oh, man.

1357
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:52,993
That's genius.

1358
00:57:54,029 --> 00:57:59,099
(PHONE CHIMES)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

1359
00:57:59,501 --> 00:58:00,233
Uh.

1360
00:58:02,905 --> 00:58:05,405
Shit, I gotta go.

1361
00:58:06,842 --> 00:58:07,741
What?

1362
00:58:08,844 --> 00:58:10,110
Randy offered me
a shift at work.

1363
00:58:10,112 --> 00:58:12,112
I can't afford to be picky.

1364
00:58:12,114 --> 00:58:13,280
We've been trying
to get our hands

1365
00:58:13,282 --> 00:58:14,548
on this thing for weeks.

1366
00:58:14,550 --> 00:58:16,316
Well, we'll do
it next weekend.

1367
00:58:16,318 --> 00:58:17,317
Don't we have more nonsense

1368
00:58:17,319 --> 00:58:18,452
with your parents next weekend?

1369
00:58:18,454 --> 00:58:19,820
We'll do it after, then.

1370
00:58:19,822 --> 00:58:21,254
We'll figure it out.

1371
00:58:21,256 --> 00:58:22,155
I gotta go.

1372
00:58:23,525 --> 00:58:26,226
(WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

1373
00:58:26,228 --> 00:58:28,128
(CREATURE SHRIEKING)

1374
00:58:28,130 --> 00:58:29,796
(WOMAN SCREAMS)

1375
00:58:29,798 --> 00:58:31,331
MAN: What's the matter?

1376
00:58:31,333 --> 00:58:32,966
Your side's draggin'.

1377
00:58:32,968 --> 00:58:35,102
(TV CLICKS)

1378
00:58:35,104 --> 00:58:37,838
(BUGS CHIRPING)

1379
00:58:41,477 --> 00:58:46,546
(LORRAINE LAUGHS)
(GINA LAUGHS)

1380
00:58:47,216 --> 00:58:48,248
I'm okay, thanks.

1381
00:58:48,250 --> 00:58:49,683
You're gonna get me drunk.

1382
00:58:49,685 --> 00:58:51,351
You're getting yourself drunk.

1383
00:58:52,421 --> 00:58:54,388
You're supposed to
be helping me (LAUGHS).

1384
00:58:56,392 --> 00:59:01,328
Mm, one for me... and
one for my homos.

1385
00:59:01,330 --> 00:59:04,698
(GINA LAUGHS)
(LORRAINE LAUGHS)

1386
00:59:04,700 --> 00:59:05,599
Mm.

1387
00:59:07,302 --> 00:59:08,402
Ever fucked a guy?

1388
00:59:09,238 --> 00:59:11,638
No, have you?

1389
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:13,040
Yeah.

1390
00:59:13,042 --> 00:59:15,175
I mean, I sort of knew
it wasn't what I wanted

1391
00:59:15,177 --> 00:59:17,377
but I guess I felt
like I had to.

1392
00:59:20,082 --> 00:59:22,482
So, does anyone know
you're into chicks?

1393
00:59:22,484 --> 00:59:23,417
My best friend.

1394
00:59:24,319 --> 00:59:25,285
What's her name?

1395
00:59:26,188 --> 00:59:27,087
Frank.

1396
00:59:28,991 --> 00:59:30,257
Is he gay?

1397
00:59:30,259 --> 00:59:31,758
No.

1398
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:34,094
Does he ever try to
get away with shit?

1399
00:59:34,096 --> 00:59:35,262
What do you mean?

1400
00:59:35,264 --> 00:59:37,330
Like, he's never
tried to see you naked?

1401
00:59:37,332 --> 00:59:39,099
"Come on, it's
just us guys here.

1402
00:59:39,101 --> 00:59:40,033
- Come on."
- Oh.

1403
00:59:40,035 --> 00:59:40,834
- Come on.
- No, no, no.

1404
00:59:40,836 --> 00:59:42,335
He's not like that.

1405
00:59:42,337 --> 00:59:43,804
Where the hell did you find

1406
00:59:43,806 --> 00:59:45,806
a straight guy that doesn't
wanna have sex with you?

1407
00:59:45,808 --> 00:59:46,840
High school.

1408
00:59:46,842 --> 00:59:48,008
(GINA LAUGHS)

1409
00:59:48,010 --> 00:59:49,509
Now I know you're
full of shit.

1410
00:59:51,013 --> 00:59:52,913
He's not just some guy.

1411
00:59:55,217 --> 00:59:56,550
We're both a little weird,

1412
00:59:56,552 --> 00:59:58,618
so it just kinda makes sense.

1413
00:59:59,722 --> 01:00:01,555
And you both have
old people names.

1414
01:00:02,925 --> 01:00:04,925
(GINA LAUGHS)

1415
01:00:04,927 --> 01:00:07,794
So, he's okay with it.

1416
01:00:09,098 --> 01:00:10,931
Who are we hiding from out here?

1417
01:00:12,034 --> 01:00:13,100
My parents.

1418
01:00:13,102 --> 01:00:14,701
Well, my mother.

1419
01:00:14,703 --> 01:00:15,736
What?

1420
01:00:15,738 --> 01:00:16,803
She a bitch?

1421
01:00:19,875 --> 01:00:22,576
She just wants
certain things for me.

1422
01:00:22,578 --> 01:00:23,577
She's old fashioned.

1423
01:00:23,579 --> 01:00:25,445
(GINA SCOFFS)

1424
01:00:25,447 --> 01:00:26,480
Fuck you.

1425
01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:29,316
What's your family like?

1426
01:00:30,152 --> 01:00:31,251
Like yours.

1427
01:00:33,255 --> 01:00:35,122
I told my parents when I was 15.

1428
01:00:36,358 --> 01:00:37,591
What'd they do?

1429
01:00:39,762 --> 01:00:42,763
(GINA SIGHS)

1430
01:00:42,765 --> 01:00:44,498
Don't bother telling them.

1431
01:00:45,601 --> 01:00:46,533
Just leave.

1432
01:00:49,505 --> 01:00:53,206
Just take this thing
and keep driving.

1433
01:00:56,178 --> 01:00:58,612
I can't, it's my parents' car.

1434
01:00:58,614 --> 01:01:00,347
(GINA LAUGHS)

1435
01:01:00,349 --> 01:01:03,116
Okay, just think about
how good it's gonna feel

1436
01:01:03,118 --> 01:01:05,118
to say and do whatever you want.

1437
01:01:08,423 --> 01:01:11,691
♪ I love vaginas ♪

1438
01:01:11,693 --> 01:01:13,627
(LORRAINE LAUGHS)

1439
01:01:13,629 --> 01:01:14,728
Come on!

1440
01:01:14,730 --> 01:01:16,897
- Say something.
- I'm not gonna do that.

1441
01:01:16,899 --> 01:01:18,431
Come on.

1442
01:01:18,433 --> 01:01:20,000
God, you're boring.

1443
01:01:20,002 --> 01:01:23,203
(GENTLE MUSIC)
(BUGS CHIRPING)

1444
01:01:55,237 --> 01:01:57,304
Almost done.

1445
01:01:59,641 --> 01:02:01,942
I thought you and Lorraine
were hangin' out tonight?

1446
01:02:01,944 --> 01:02:03,610
FRANK: Randy surprised her.

1447
01:02:03,612 --> 01:02:05,612
It's fine, I had
papers to do anyway.

1448
01:02:05,614 --> 01:02:06,813
You should take a break.

1449
01:02:06,815 --> 01:02:07,781
It's the weekend.

1450
01:02:07,783 --> 01:02:09,716
You should get outta the house.

1451
01:02:09,718 --> 01:02:11,685
This wouldn't be about
Donna's sister would it?

1452
01:02:11,687 --> 01:02:13,453
Why, you want me to call her?

1453
01:02:13,455 --> 01:02:14,521
My God.

1454
01:02:14,523 --> 01:02:15,789
What?

1455
01:02:15,791 --> 01:02:17,924
I mean, would it kill
you to go on one date?

1456
01:02:17,926 --> 01:02:20,327
I mean, is it because
she's in a wheelchair?

1457
01:02:20,329 --> 01:02:21,595
Really?

1458
01:02:21,597 --> 01:02:23,029
Do you have any idea how
ridiculous that sounds?

1459
01:02:23,031 --> 01:02:24,264
I don't know.

1460
01:02:24,266 --> 01:02:25,999
You seem to have some
big problem with it.

1461
01:02:26,001 --> 01:02:28,335
I don't have a problem.

1462
01:02:28,337 --> 01:02:30,470
It's like, "Oh, hey,
one of the teachers

1463
01:02:30,472 --> 01:02:31,972
at school has red hair, too.

1464
01:02:31,974 --> 01:02:35,141
You two should totally go out
for frozen yogurt sometime."

1465
01:02:35,143 --> 01:02:36,076
Please.

1466
01:02:36,078 --> 01:02:37,878
It's equally superficial.

1467
01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:39,246
I don't even know this person.

1468
01:02:39,248 --> 01:02:40,881
You're expecting me
to jump all over it.

1469
01:02:40,883 --> 01:02:42,849
I'm not expecting
anything except

1470
01:02:42,851 --> 01:02:44,751
for that my son who deserves

1471
01:02:44,753 --> 01:02:46,486
a break and never
goes out on dates,

1472
01:02:46,488 --> 01:02:49,489
have a good time with
a potential new friend

1473
01:02:49,491 --> 01:02:51,524
and that's all I'm saying.

1474
01:02:51,526 --> 01:02:53,326
You know, I think she's lonely

1475
01:02:53,328 --> 01:02:56,730
and she probably needs
this. I feel bad.

1476
01:02:56,732 --> 01:02:59,599
I mean, she probably
doesn't get to go out a lot.

1477
01:03:00,969 --> 01:03:02,402
Oh my... fine.

1478
01:03:02,404 --> 01:03:03,670
You can call her.

1479
01:03:03,672 --> 01:03:04,804
Fine.

1480
01:03:04,806 --> 01:03:05,872
I did.

1481
01:03:08,810 --> 01:03:10,076
Oh my God, no.

1482
01:03:10,078 --> 01:03:11,578
The one time that
we went to Tom's

1483
01:03:11,580 --> 01:03:13,079
the ambulance had to come
'cause she like faked

1484
01:03:13,081 --> 01:03:15,315
this big ass anxiety attack
and passed out in his bathtub.

1485
01:03:15,317 --> 01:03:18,852
Yeah, like literally
everyone hates her.

1486
01:03:20,422 --> 01:03:21,221
(ANGELA CHUCKLES)

1487
01:03:21,223 --> 01:03:22,622
(DOORBELL RINGS)

1488
01:03:22,624 --> 01:03:24,324
(SIGHS) I'll call you back.

1489
01:03:30,499 --> 01:03:31,831
Hey.

1490
01:03:31,833 --> 01:03:32,699
Hey.

1491
01:03:34,236 --> 01:03:35,135
What's up?

1492
01:03:36,104 --> 01:03:37,370
What are you doing here?

1493
01:03:37,372 --> 01:03:39,139
Surprised you're not in
Atlantic city fucking

1494
01:03:39,141 --> 01:03:40,640
up my night again.

1495
01:03:40,642 --> 01:03:42,742
I had a really fun time with
my mother, so thanks for that.

1496
01:03:42,744 --> 01:03:44,711
What the fuck are
you talking about?

1497
01:03:46,148 --> 01:03:47,647
Is Frank ready?

1498
01:03:47,649 --> 01:03:48,815
ANGELA: He's not here.

1499
01:03:48,817 --> 01:03:50,517
He left like half an hour ago.

1500
01:03:50,519 --> 01:03:51,651
To go where?

1501
01:03:51,653 --> 01:03:53,219
Woods is taking him on a date

1502
01:03:53,221 --> 01:03:54,955
with some girl
that my mom knows.

1503
01:03:57,259 --> 01:04:00,360
I can't believe she
talked me into this.

1504
01:04:00,362 --> 01:04:02,028
Dude, it might be great.

1505
01:04:02,030 --> 01:04:03,363
You don't know.

1506
01:04:04,366 --> 01:04:05,432
Yeah, okay.

1507
01:04:07,669 --> 01:04:08,768
You nervous?

1508
01:04:08,770 --> 01:04:10,503
I think wary is the word.

1509
01:04:10,505 --> 01:04:11,504
That's fair.

1510
01:04:11,506 --> 01:04:14,174
(DOOR CREAKING)
(PIANO MUSIC)

1511
01:04:19,214 --> 01:04:20,947
This is her.

1512
01:04:20,949 --> 01:04:21,848
Show time.

1513
01:04:22,985 --> 01:04:25,785
Text me if you need
anything, as always.

1514
01:04:25,787 --> 01:04:26,753
Have fun.

1515
01:04:26,755 --> 01:04:28,922
(PIANO MUSIC)

1516
01:04:32,461 --> 01:04:34,361
My sister loves this place.

1517
01:04:34,363 --> 01:04:35,996
So, she's to blame for this?

1518
01:04:35,998 --> 01:04:38,198
Yeah, she has terrible
taste (CHUCKLES).

1519
01:04:40,969 --> 01:04:42,736
So, what grade do you teach?

1520
01:04:42,738 --> 01:04:44,471
- 11th.
- KRISTIN: Do you like it?

1521
01:04:44,473 --> 01:04:45,605
Yeah.

1522
01:04:46,975 --> 01:04:49,376
Oh, Donna said that you
used to be into writing.

1523
01:04:49,378 --> 01:04:51,011
Have you ever had
anything published?

1524
01:04:51,013 --> 01:04:52,212
No.

1525
01:04:52,214 --> 01:04:53,880
I actually never focused
too much on writing.

1526
01:04:53,882 --> 01:04:55,849
My mom was probably
embellishing.

1527
01:04:55,851 --> 01:04:57,884
Oh, I thought you
wrote short stories.

1528
01:04:57,886 --> 01:05:01,755
I wrote a few in college, but
I prefer talking about them.

1529
01:05:01,757 --> 01:05:04,157
All the enjoyment, none of
the crushing self doubt.

1530
01:05:04,159 --> 01:05:05,692
(KRISTIN CHUCKLES)

1531
01:05:05,694 --> 01:05:07,961
Maybe you should try
writing about your own life.

1532
01:05:07,963 --> 01:05:09,996
I'm sure you've seen lots
of interesting things.

1533
01:05:09,998 --> 01:05:12,265
The interesting parts of my
life couldn't fill a pamphlet,

1534
01:05:12,267 --> 01:05:13,733
let alone a novel.

1535
01:05:13,735 --> 01:05:15,435
Oh, it's not about
being entertaining,

1536
01:05:15,437 --> 01:05:18,605
it's about showing people
your side of things.

1537
01:05:18,607 --> 01:05:20,640
Oh, have you ever thought
about doing a blog?

1538
01:05:20,642 --> 01:05:21,474
No.

1539
01:05:21,476 --> 01:05:22,742
Why not?

1540
01:05:22,744 --> 01:05:25,678
I don't see the point
in something like that.

1541
01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:28,548
Not letting your
voice go to waste.

1542
01:05:28,550 --> 01:05:30,483
I mean, it doesn't matter
if you're interesting.

1543
01:05:30,485 --> 01:05:32,085
What matters is you're
part of a culture

1544
01:05:32,087 --> 01:05:33,620
that many people
don't understand.

1545
01:05:33,622 --> 01:05:34,954
You mean German Irish?

1546
01:05:36,091 --> 01:05:37,290
Okay.

1547
01:05:37,292 --> 01:05:38,825
You don't think it's
important to show people

1548
01:05:38,827 --> 01:05:40,293
what life is really like for us?

1549
01:05:40,295 --> 01:05:41,995
Not by exploiting
myself on the internet.

1550
01:05:41,997 --> 01:05:44,731
It's not exploitation
if it's on your own terms.

1551
01:05:44,733 --> 01:05:46,833
That's exactly what it is.

1552
01:05:46,835 --> 01:05:48,635
I have a friend who
does it for a living.

1553
01:05:48,637 --> 01:05:49,602
Does what?

1554
01:05:49,604 --> 01:05:50,637
Turns his disability into

1555
01:05:50,639 --> 01:05:52,439
a joke on the radio every day.

1556
01:05:52,441 --> 01:05:53,540
Do people listen?

1557
01:05:53,542 --> 01:05:54,941
Not for the right reasons.

1558
01:05:54,943 --> 01:05:56,409
Well, at least
he's contributing.

1559
01:05:56,411 --> 01:05:57,477
Contributing to what?

1560
01:05:57,479 --> 01:05:59,546
The conversation.

1561
01:05:59,548 --> 01:06:01,381
"The conversation."

1562
01:06:02,584 --> 01:06:05,151
(CUTLERY CLATTERING)

1563
01:06:05,153 --> 01:06:07,520
Why is this the way we have
to talk about ourselves?

1564
01:06:07,522 --> 01:06:09,756
We're two totally
different people.

1565
01:06:09,758 --> 01:06:11,558
My friend I just told you about,

1566
01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:14,327
they practically forced us
to be buddies in school.

1567
01:06:14,329 --> 01:06:17,697
It just so happens that we
like each other, sometimes.

1568
01:06:17,699 --> 01:06:20,467
I mean, it's the same thing
with this one kid in my class.

1569
01:06:20,469 --> 01:06:22,702
He's the only disabled
student in the whole grade.

1570
01:06:22,704 --> 01:06:24,604
There are four other
English teachers,

1571
01:06:24,606 --> 01:06:26,739
but they put him with me.

1572
01:06:26,741 --> 01:06:29,742
All right, well I think
you're just being cynical.

1573
01:06:29,744 --> 01:06:31,945
I write about my life and
I get positive responses

1574
01:06:31,947 --> 01:06:33,279
from all kinds of people.

1575
01:06:35,016 --> 01:06:38,318
You know, maybe if you tried
having those conversations,

1576
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:39,752
you wouldn't feel so lonely.

1577
01:06:39,754 --> 01:06:41,087
I never said I was lonely.

1578
01:06:41,089 --> 01:06:43,356
It's not an insult.

1579
01:06:43,358 --> 01:06:47,760
I just... look, we've
all been there.

1580
01:06:47,762 --> 01:06:49,562
I certainly have.

1581
01:06:53,335 --> 01:06:55,502
Your mom said you were
having a hard time.

1582
01:06:55,504 --> 01:06:57,670
I mean, I guess she thought

1583
01:06:57,672 --> 01:06:59,739
you might want
someone to talk to.

1584
01:06:59,741 --> 01:07:02,208
(PIANO MUSIC)
(PATRONS CHATTERING)

1585
01:07:13,555 --> 01:07:14,954
You want dessert?

1586
01:07:14,956 --> 01:07:16,623
KRISTIN: Can I get it to go?

1587
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:33,573
BRAD: What's up, Woods?

1588
01:07:33,575 --> 01:07:34,641
Oh, hey man.

1589
01:07:34,643 --> 01:07:35,542
Frankie!

1590
01:07:36,645 --> 01:07:38,411
Have you seen this?

1591
01:07:38,413 --> 01:07:40,280
Are you involved with this crap?

1592
01:07:40,282 --> 01:07:41,981
I'm chaperoning.

1593
01:07:41,983 --> 01:07:42,916
Oh, come on.

1594
01:07:42,918 --> 01:07:45,084
"A Night Under The Stars?"

1595
01:07:45,086 --> 01:07:46,219
(BRAD SCOFFS)

1596
01:07:46,221 --> 01:07:47,120
Lame.

1597
01:07:48,623 --> 01:07:51,391
But I think your
girl's gonna be there.

1598
01:07:52,394 --> 01:07:53,693
Okay.

1599
01:07:53,695 --> 01:07:54,894
Well, I'm just sayin',

1600
01:07:54,896 --> 01:07:56,596
it might be a good
place to make a move.

1601
01:07:56,598 --> 01:07:59,465
You got the lights,
the atmosphere.

1602
01:07:59,467 --> 01:08:00,900
The smuggled booze.

1603
01:08:00,902 --> 01:08:03,002
You'll be dressed
up lookin' sharp.

1604
01:08:03,004 --> 01:08:04,871
Just give it a rest all right?

1605
01:08:04,873 --> 01:08:06,005
What, are you still pissed

1606
01:08:06,007 --> 01:08:07,473
'cause she danced with some guy?

1607
01:08:07,475 --> 01:08:08,975
Why do you care?

1608
01:08:08,977 --> 01:08:10,977
Because I'm just trying
to help the cause, bro.

1609
01:08:10,979 --> 01:08:13,112
There's no cause, Brad.

1610
01:08:13,114 --> 01:08:14,280
It's just work.

1611
01:08:14,282 --> 01:08:16,015
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)

1612
01:08:31,967 --> 01:08:33,967
- You sure you're good, man?
- Oh yeah, thanks.

1613
01:08:33,969 --> 01:08:35,068
- All right, see ya tomorrow.
- See you tomorrow.

1614
01:08:35,070 --> 01:08:36,202
WOODS: 'Bet.

1615
01:08:36,204 --> 01:08:37,604
(LINE TRILLING)

1616
01:08:37,606 --> 01:08:39,939
LORRAINE: It's
Lorraine, leave a message.

1617
01:08:39,941 --> 01:08:41,241
Hey, what's the deal?

1618
01:08:41,243 --> 01:08:42,408
Call me back.

1619
01:08:43,211 --> 01:08:44,043
(FRANK SIGHS)

1620
01:08:44,045 --> 01:08:46,546
(GENTLE MUSIC)

1621
01:09:17,579 --> 01:09:18,478
Hey.

1622
01:09:19,981 --> 01:09:20,847
What's up?

1623
01:09:22,317 --> 01:09:23,850
I've been calling
you all week.

1624
01:09:23,852 --> 01:09:25,585
Is everything okay?

1625
01:09:25,587 --> 01:09:26,619
Yeah.

1626
01:09:26,621 --> 01:09:28,755
FRANK: Where you been?

1627
01:09:29,924 --> 01:09:32,358
I was at your
house on Saturday.

1628
01:09:33,695 --> 01:09:35,261
You have fun on your date?

1629
01:09:36,598 --> 01:09:37,830
What?

1630
01:09:37,832 --> 01:09:39,299
Angela said you
were on a date.

1631
01:09:40,502 --> 01:09:41,668
Okay.

1632
01:09:41,670 --> 01:09:43,970
I told you I
needed you that day.

1633
01:09:43,972 --> 01:09:45,238
No you didn't.

1634
01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:46,773
You said it was a possibility.

1635
01:09:46,775 --> 01:09:49,642
Then you ran off and
never got back to me.

1636
01:09:49,644 --> 01:09:50,910
Something else came up.

1637
01:09:50,912 --> 01:09:53,179
Yeah, it's weird how
that keeps happening.

1638
01:09:53,181 --> 01:09:56,349
Angela was telling me all
about her Atlantic City trip.

1639
01:09:56,351 --> 01:09:57,583
So you've been ignoring me

1640
01:09:57,585 --> 01:09:59,452
because of something
Angela said?

1641
01:10:00,488 --> 01:10:01,854
I missed a couple dinners.

1642
01:10:01,856 --> 01:10:02,855
That's not the point.

1643
01:10:02,857 --> 01:10:04,590
My mom thinks something's wrong.

1644
01:10:04,592 --> 01:10:05,825
Why?

1645
01:10:05,827 --> 01:10:07,327
Because you keep
standing me up.

1646
01:10:07,329 --> 01:10:08,628
How does that mean you're gay?

1647
01:10:08,630 --> 01:10:10,330
What the fuck, asshole?

1648
01:10:10,332 --> 01:10:11,964
They probably just
heard you say that.

1649
01:10:11,966 --> 01:10:13,533
How long do we have
to keep doing this

1650
01:10:13,535 --> 01:10:14,867
before you get
your shit together?

1651
01:10:14,869 --> 01:10:16,502
The whole point was to
get her off your back

1652
01:10:16,504 --> 01:10:17,770
long enough to
figure something out.

1653
01:10:17,772 --> 01:10:19,005
That's not your problem.

1654
01:10:19,007 --> 01:10:20,006
You're supposed
to be helping me.

1655
01:10:20,008 --> 01:10:21,274
All I do is help you.

1656
01:10:21,276 --> 01:10:22,775
I have my own life.

1657
01:10:22,777 --> 01:10:24,844
Oh, I'm really sorry

1658
01:10:24,846 --> 01:10:26,479
I interfered with
your busy schedule.

1659
01:10:26,481 --> 01:10:29,615
I didn't realize you were
such a fucking ladies man.

1660
01:10:29,617 --> 01:10:31,250
Yeah, well, there's a
lot of things I'd love

1661
01:10:31,252 --> 01:10:33,119
to tell you about but
all you wanna talk about

1662
01:10:33,121 --> 01:10:34,821
is your parents and
whatever bullshit party

1663
01:10:34,823 --> 01:10:36,289
I have to go to next.

1664
01:10:36,291 --> 01:10:37,957
How do you not know how
ridiculous this is getting?

1665
01:10:37,959 --> 01:10:39,225
Yeah, it is ridiculous.

1666
01:10:39,227 --> 01:10:41,394
It's ridiculous that you
would use your situation

1667
01:10:41,396 --> 01:10:43,129
to get out of helping me.
It's pathetic actually.

1668
01:10:43,131 --> 01:10:44,197
I didn't use anything.

1669
01:10:44,199 --> 01:10:45,398
Yes, you did.

1670
01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:47,133
Why can't you just admit
that you were wrong?

1671
01:10:47,135 --> 01:10:48,167
Fine, yeah.

1672
01:10:48,169 --> 01:10:49,369
It's my fault.

1673
01:10:49,371 --> 01:10:50,903
It's my fault your
life's going nowhere.

1674
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:52,705
Fuck you.

1675
01:10:53,608 --> 01:10:54,807
I feel bad for you.

1676
01:10:56,277 --> 01:10:57,677
You feel bad for me?

1677
01:10:57,679 --> 01:10:58,644
Yeah.

1678
01:10:58,646 --> 01:11:00,113
They don't care about you.

1679
01:11:00,115 --> 01:11:01,848
They only like you because
they don't know you.

1680
01:11:02,984 --> 01:11:04,584
Just keep doin'
what you're doin'.

1681
01:11:04,586 --> 01:11:05,918
I'm sure it'll work itself out.

1682
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:07,687
You can do it without me.

1683
01:11:07,689 --> 01:11:10,289
(SOMBER MUSIC)

1684
01:11:20,135 --> 01:11:23,369
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)

1685
01:11:29,477 --> 01:11:31,944
Okay, I'm gonna put you
guys in groups for this one.

1686
01:11:31,946 --> 01:11:34,514
(SCOFFS) Do we really need
to be put in groups, Wells?

1687
01:11:34,516 --> 01:11:36,282
I mean, we're all
just people, right?

1688
01:11:36,284 --> 01:11:38,151
Even us hideously
deformed people.

1689
01:11:38,153 --> 01:11:41,254
(STUDENTS CHUCKLING)

1690
01:11:42,657 --> 01:11:44,223
Take out your books, please.

1691
01:11:47,762 --> 01:11:49,629
Henry, why don't you summarize

1692
01:11:49,631 --> 01:11:51,998
last week's discussion
of McCourt for us?

1693
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:53,232
I don't remember.

1694
01:11:53,234 --> 01:11:55,034
Something about
potatoes probably.

1695
01:11:55,036 --> 01:11:56,335
(STUDENTS LAUGHING)

1696
01:11:56,337 --> 01:11:57,570
Well, maybe you
would know what

1697
01:11:57,572 --> 01:11:58,738
was said if you didn't spend

1698
01:11:58,740 --> 01:12:00,440
all of class
staring at Courtney.

1699
01:12:00,442 --> 01:12:02,241
STUDENTS: Oo (CHUCKLING)!

1700
01:12:05,079 --> 01:12:06,245
Do you recall now?

1701
01:12:10,418 --> 01:12:11,684
How 'bout you, Brian?

1702
01:12:15,790 --> 01:12:17,723
What do you want?

1703
01:12:17,725 --> 01:12:19,959
I'm at work, I gotta go.

1704
01:12:19,961 --> 01:12:21,994
I already told you, I'm at work.

1705
01:12:21,996 --> 01:12:22,962
Yeah.

1706
01:12:23,832 --> 01:12:24,730
Yeah, later.

1707
01:12:25,733 --> 01:12:28,267
(CHUCKLES) Sorry about that.

1708
01:12:28,269 --> 01:12:29,735
That the girl from the club?

1709
01:12:29,737 --> 01:12:31,137
A different one actually.

1710
01:12:31,139 --> 01:12:33,372
And this one's coming
on real strong.

1711
01:12:33,374 --> 01:12:35,107
Like sending me
pictures of her ass

1712
01:12:35,109 --> 01:12:36,642
at three in the morning strong.

1713
01:12:36,644 --> 01:12:38,244
Don't you hate
when that happens?

1714
01:12:38,246 --> 01:12:40,580
I might need a
break after this one.

1715
01:12:42,116 --> 01:12:43,883
You always been good at that?

1716
01:12:43,885 --> 01:12:45,017
Good at what?

1717
01:12:46,387 --> 01:12:48,354
What, talking to girls?

1718
01:12:50,992 --> 01:12:52,458
It's just confidence.

1719
01:12:52,460 --> 01:12:54,160
You can't look at them like
they're better than you.

1720
01:12:54,162 --> 01:12:56,062
A lotta these chicks think
they're something special

1721
01:12:56,064 --> 01:12:58,064
and they won't
talk to you unless

1722
01:12:58,066 --> 01:12:59,098
you have the right ride

1723
01:12:59,100 --> 01:13:00,633
or a nice logo on your shirt

1724
01:13:00,635 --> 01:13:02,869
and if they make
you feel like that,

1725
01:13:02,871 --> 01:13:04,003
they ain't worth it.

1726
01:13:06,174 --> 01:13:07,740
What if she was worth it?

1727
01:13:08,943 --> 01:13:10,776
Oh, you're talking about like,

1728
01:13:10,778 --> 01:13:12,612
like actually liking a chick?

1729
01:13:12,614 --> 01:13:13,880
Yeah, sure.

1730
01:13:13,882 --> 01:13:16,883
Well, no dude should
ever have that problem

1731
01:13:16,885 --> 01:13:18,851
'cause romance doesn't
get you anywhere.

1732
01:13:18,853 --> 01:13:20,620
Chicks don't care about
romance until they're old

1733
01:13:20,622 --> 01:13:22,388
and saggy and nobody
wants 'em anymore.

1734
01:13:22,390 --> 01:13:24,590
All they want is some dude
to spend money on them.

1735
01:13:24,592 --> 01:13:27,226
(EXHALES) Man,
what happened to you?

1736
01:13:27,228 --> 01:13:30,596
I got wise my friend, and
it's feelin' pretty good.

1737
01:13:30,598 --> 01:13:31,864
Were it so simple.

1738
01:13:31,866 --> 01:13:33,733
It is that simple,
that's my point.

1739
01:13:34,969 --> 01:13:36,502
You know what?

1740
01:13:36,504 --> 01:13:38,704
- I'm gonna prove it to you.
- Oh yeah, how's that?

1741
01:13:39,607 --> 01:13:41,374
What are you doing after work?

1742
01:13:41,376 --> 01:13:44,210
(HOUSE MUSIC)

1743
01:13:47,048 --> 01:13:49,515
So, which one do you like?

1744
01:13:51,119 --> 01:13:52,018
I don't know.

1745
01:13:52,020 --> 01:13:53,686
This is ridiculous.

1746
01:13:53,688 --> 01:13:55,254
Chill, man.

1747
01:13:55,256 --> 01:13:56,689
This is a business.

1748
01:13:57,659 --> 01:13:58,858
Nobody cares what you look like

1749
01:13:58,860 --> 01:14:00,726
as long as you have some
cash in your pocket.

1750
01:14:00,728 --> 01:14:01,761
It's a beautiful thing.

1751
01:14:01,763 --> 01:14:03,429
I don't do this stuff.

1752
01:14:05,133 --> 01:14:06,599
You're a man.

1753
01:14:06,601 --> 01:14:09,502
This is something men
do, so just pick one.

1754
01:14:10,605 --> 01:14:12,405
Your dick won't
know the difference.

1755
01:14:13,308 --> 01:14:15,541
Dibs on the blonde though.

1756
01:14:21,583 --> 01:14:24,417
(HOUSE MUSIC)

1757
01:14:29,057 --> 01:14:31,357
BAMBI: You okay, sweetie?

1758
01:14:31,359 --> 01:14:32,425
I'm fine.

1759
01:14:35,863 --> 01:14:36,963
Just fine?

1760
01:14:42,236 --> 01:14:44,437
Does your friend
take you out a lot?

1761
01:14:45,607 --> 01:14:47,707
This is my first
time actually.

1762
01:14:52,046 --> 01:14:52,945
Relax.

1763
01:14:55,049 --> 01:14:57,350
I'm gonna take care of you.

1764
01:15:01,389 --> 01:15:03,956
He said I could ask
for something extra?

1765
01:15:06,361 --> 01:15:07,460
Extra?

1766
01:15:09,130 --> 01:15:11,764
Yeah, there's more
money in my pocket.

1767
01:15:17,205 --> 01:15:20,339
Sorry, they don't
really let us do that.

1768
01:15:20,341 --> 01:15:21,974
Oh, I'm sorry.

1769
01:15:23,845 --> 01:15:25,678
Do you wanna
buy another dance?

1770
01:15:27,715 --> 01:15:29,582
Can you get my friend for me?

1771
01:15:32,086 --> 01:15:32,985
Okay.

1772
01:15:34,122 --> 01:15:34,920
Thanks.

1773
01:15:34,922 --> 01:15:37,490
(HOUSE MUSIC)

1774
01:15:46,334 --> 01:15:47,600
What's up?

1775
01:15:47,602 --> 01:15:49,001
Can you help me
off here, please?

1776
01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:50,302
Are you all right?

1777
01:15:50,304 --> 01:15:51,137
Did you ask her?

1778
01:15:51,139 --> 01:15:51,971
Yes.

1779
01:15:51,973 --> 01:15:52,805
So, what happened?

1780
01:15:52,807 --> 01:15:53,706
Nothing happened.

1781
01:15:54,609 --> 01:15:55,741
She shut you down?

1782
01:15:55,743 --> 01:15:56,876
Yeah, can we go?

1783
01:15:56,878 --> 01:15:58,244
No, let me get
a different one.

1784
01:15:58,246 --> 01:15:59,979
- Don't worry about that bitch.
- No, don't do that.

1785
01:15:59,981 --> 01:16:01,213
Come on, it'll
take two seconds.

1786
01:16:01,215 --> 01:16:04,016
Can you please just
help me off this couch?

1787
01:16:04,018 --> 01:16:05,584
I wanna get out of here.

1788
01:16:17,932 --> 01:16:22,835
♪ I hate to leave
you high and dry ♪

1789
01:16:22,837 --> 01:16:26,539
♪ Bet you thought
you fooled us ♪

1790
01:16:26,541 --> 01:16:28,340
Man, this is pathetic.

1791
01:16:28,342 --> 01:16:29,608
(LORRAINE CHUCKLES)

1792
01:16:29,610 --> 01:16:31,977
Why don't you take the
rest of the night off?

1793
01:16:31,979 --> 01:16:32,912
You sure?

1794
01:16:32,914 --> 01:16:34,613
Yeah, go ahead, I got this.

1795
01:16:34,615 --> 01:16:36,716
Okay, thanks.

1796
01:16:39,620 --> 01:16:42,588
♪ And I wanna force you ♪

1797
01:16:42,590 --> 01:16:46,192
(BUGS CHIRPING)
(KEYS JINGLING)

1798
01:16:54,602 --> 01:16:55,601
(LORRAINE SCOFFS)

1799
01:16:55,603 --> 01:16:57,002
Are you serious?

1800
01:16:58,039 --> 01:16:59,338
Go back inside.

1801
01:16:59,340 --> 01:17:01,173
- You're gonna kill someone.
- Fuck off.

1802
01:17:03,478 --> 01:17:04,844
(LORRAINE SCOFFS)

1803
01:17:11,119 --> 01:17:11,951
Here.

1804
01:17:11,953 --> 01:17:13,319
(KEYS JINGLING)

1805
01:17:13,321 --> 01:17:14,220
(ZEKE GROANS)

1806
01:17:14,222 --> 01:17:15,688
Go back inside.

1807
01:17:15,690 --> 01:17:16,555
ZEKE: You...

1808
01:17:17,625 --> 01:17:20,059
You are one stupid
bitch, you know that?

1809
01:17:20,061 --> 01:17:21,160
Go now.

1810
01:17:22,063 --> 01:17:23,462
Keep your fuckin' panties on.

1811
01:17:23,464 --> 01:17:25,064
You gonna go get
my keys or what?

1812
01:17:25,066 --> 01:17:27,066
You can get 'em
yourself in the morning.

1813
01:17:27,068 --> 01:17:28,167
Yeah?

1814
01:17:28,169 --> 01:17:30,503
Where you gonna go?

1815
01:17:30,505 --> 01:17:32,571
You gonna go see
your girlfriend?

1816
01:17:32,573 --> 01:17:34,807
You gonna have fun with your
girlfriend? Can I come with?

1817
01:17:34,809 --> 01:17:36,876
We could have fun,
the three of us.

1818
01:17:36,878 --> 01:17:38,677
Get the fuck off me.

1819
01:17:38,679 --> 01:17:39,912
What?

1820
01:17:39,914 --> 01:17:42,882
When'd you stop
likin' dick, huh?

1821
01:17:42,884 --> 01:17:44,116
What the?

1822
01:17:44,118 --> 01:17:46,352
Get the fuck away from me!

1823
01:17:48,823 --> 01:17:52,658
(LORRAINE CRIES OUT)
(TENSE MUSIC)

1824
01:18:07,375 --> 01:18:12,411
(PENSIVE MUSIC)

1825
01:18:41,075 --> 01:18:42,675
CONNIE: What happened?

1826
01:18:44,378 --> 01:18:45,311
Nothing.

1827
01:18:45,313 --> 01:18:46,478
Obviously something happened.

1828
01:18:46,480 --> 01:18:47,746
A bottle fell off the shelf.

1829
01:18:47,748 --> 01:18:48,814
I'm fine.

1830
01:18:50,818 --> 01:18:51,851
Oh my God.

1831
01:18:51,853 --> 01:18:53,085
Can you just stop?

1832
01:18:53,087 --> 01:18:54,286
That is not a
bottle, Lorraine.

1833
01:18:54,288 --> 01:18:55,321
- How did that happen?
- Jesus Christ!

1834
01:18:55,323 --> 01:18:56,589
- Why?
- Tell me the truth!

1835
01:18:56,591 --> 01:18:58,290
Why do you have to be
involved in everything?

1836
01:18:58,292 --> 01:18:59,658
You are my daughter.

1837
01:18:59,660 --> 01:19:01,327
You never tell me
anything anymore.

1838
01:19:01,329 --> 01:19:03,562
I have no idea what
is going on with you.

1839
01:19:06,500 --> 01:19:07,800
Tell me the truth.

1840
01:19:07,802 --> 01:19:12,771
(LORRAINE WHIMPERING)
(SOLEMN MUSIC)

1841
01:19:25,519 --> 01:19:28,554
ANNOUNCER: And he takes
outside for ball four.

1842
01:19:28,556 --> 01:19:30,356
Hitter missed the zone.

1843
01:19:30,358 --> 01:19:31,590
Oh, come on.

1844
01:19:33,027 --> 01:19:35,327
You are not going over there.

1845
01:19:35,329 --> 01:19:36,295
Just stop.

1846
01:19:36,297 --> 01:19:37,129
Why not?

1847
01:19:37,131 --> 01:19:38,397
My friends sleep over

1848
01:19:38,399 --> 01:19:39,565
at their boyfriends'
houses all the time.

1849
01:19:39,567 --> 01:19:40,532
It's not a big deal.

1850
01:19:40,534 --> 01:19:41,567
That ain't happenin'.

1851
01:19:41,569 --> 01:19:42,401
Shut up!

1852
01:19:42,403 --> 01:19:44,703
I'm not talking to you.

1853
01:19:44,705 --> 01:19:45,537
Take her car keys.

1854
01:19:45,539 --> 01:19:46,372
She's done.

1855
01:19:46,374 --> 01:19:47,773
This isn't helping.

1856
01:19:47,775 --> 01:19:48,741
Stop!

1857
01:19:48,743 --> 01:19:50,509
- Get down here.
- No!

1858
01:19:50,511 --> 01:19:52,811
You're being a little bit
dramatic, don't you think?

1859
01:19:52,813 --> 01:19:54,980
(KNOCKING)
(LIZ SIGHS)

1860
01:19:54,982 --> 01:19:57,149
(SPORTS ANNOUNCER CHATTERING)

1861
01:20:03,224 --> 01:20:04,356
(DOOR SLAMS)

1862
01:20:04,358 --> 01:20:06,358
Oh my God.

1863
01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:07,726
Oh, honey.

1864
01:20:08,529 --> 01:20:09,995
What happened?

1865
01:20:09,997 --> 01:20:14,667
(LORRAINE SOBBING SOFTLY)
(SPORTS ANNOUNCER CHATTERING)

1866
01:20:25,112 --> 01:20:26,512
I think we should call them.

1867
01:20:26,514 --> 01:20:28,247
And what are you gonna say?

1868
01:20:28,249 --> 01:20:30,115
They've obviously
made up their minds.

1869
01:20:30,117 --> 01:20:31,317
It's wrong.

1870
01:20:31,319 --> 01:20:33,452
It's not our place
to get involved.

1871
01:20:35,623 --> 01:20:37,089
Did you call the cops?

1872
01:20:38,759 --> 01:20:40,059
Why not?

1873
01:20:40,061 --> 01:20:41,627
He should be in jail.

1874
01:20:41,629 --> 01:20:44,196
What if he comes back
next time you're at work?

1875
01:20:50,171 --> 01:20:51,937
There are towels
in the bathroom

1876
01:20:51,939 --> 01:20:53,238
if you wanna take a shower.

1877
01:20:53,240 --> 01:20:54,106
Thanks.

1878
01:21:01,882 --> 01:21:04,016
(LORRAINE SIGHS)

1879
01:21:31,612 --> 01:21:33,345
(LORRAINE KNOCKING)

1880
01:21:35,750 --> 01:21:36,648
Hey.

1881
01:21:39,620 --> 01:21:40,953
How was your weekend?

1882
01:21:43,824 --> 01:21:44,656
Fine.

1883
01:21:44,658 --> 01:21:45,691
How was yours?

1884
01:21:47,561 --> 01:21:50,129
I took your advice.

1885
01:21:50,131 --> 01:21:51,463
Really worked out.

1886
01:21:52,867 --> 01:21:54,733
It had to happen eventually.

1887
01:21:55,703 --> 01:21:56,602
I know.

1888
01:22:01,642 --> 01:22:04,576
You're not gonna make me
say I'm sorry are you?

1889
01:22:04,578 --> 01:22:07,846
So, what you're really
saying is Angela was right.

1890
01:22:07,848 --> 01:22:10,349
Please do not let
her hear you say that.

1891
01:22:10,351 --> 01:22:11,950
That's like the
opposite of helpful.

1892
01:22:11,952 --> 01:22:13,685
Nothing I say is gonna help.

1893
01:22:19,326 --> 01:22:21,860
I thought you didn't
care about that stuff.

1894
01:22:21,862 --> 01:22:22,694
What stuff?

1895
01:22:22,696 --> 01:22:24,163
Relationships.

1896
01:22:24,165 --> 01:22:26,865
Well, apparently
this is different.

1897
01:22:26,867 --> 01:22:28,000
That sucks.

1898
01:22:28,002 --> 01:22:28,901
Yeah.

1899
01:22:29,870 --> 01:22:31,737
So, what are you gonna do?

1900
01:22:31,739 --> 01:22:32,971
I don't know.

1901
01:22:32,973 --> 01:22:35,374
I mean, I've seen the
kind of guys she likes.

1902
01:22:35,376 --> 01:22:36,408
They're not me.

1903
01:22:37,745 --> 01:22:39,378
And that's not even me
feeling sorry for myself.

1904
01:22:39,380 --> 01:22:41,680
It's just, she could
have any guy she wants.

1905
01:22:43,050 --> 01:22:45,651
It's okay to feel sorry
for yourself once in awhile.

1906
01:22:45,653 --> 01:22:47,419
It's called being human.

1907
01:22:48,489 --> 01:22:50,255
Well, it's overrated.

1908
01:22:51,392 --> 01:22:52,658
(FRANK SIGHS)

1909
01:22:52,660 --> 01:22:54,526
Everybody's acting like
this should be some kind

1910
01:22:54,528 --> 01:22:55,894
of learning experience.

1911
01:22:55,896 --> 01:22:57,629
I don't want it
to be a trial run.

1912
01:22:57,631 --> 01:22:59,598
I want it to be her.

1913
01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:02,101
I guess part of me always
thought it would be.

1914
01:23:04,171 --> 01:23:05,437
Maybe it's just better

1915
01:23:05,439 --> 01:23:08,674
to leave things the way
they are and move on.

1916
01:23:09,710 --> 01:23:10,542
Can you?

1917
01:23:16,250 --> 01:23:18,617
Or you could always
drink yourself to death.

1918
01:23:19,587 --> 01:23:20,853
Thank you.

1919
01:23:20,855 --> 01:23:22,588
Finally some advice
I can actually use.

1920
01:23:22,590 --> 01:23:23,489
Mm.

1921
01:23:28,129 --> 01:23:31,096
(LORRAINE GROANS)

1922
01:23:34,502 --> 01:23:37,236
(BUGS CHIRPING)

1923
01:23:46,614 --> 01:23:47,613
That's him.

1924
01:23:52,586 --> 01:23:54,353
- All right.
- Whoa, whoa.

1925
01:23:54,355 --> 01:23:56,889
Are you sure you're
good with this?

1926
01:23:56,891 --> 01:23:58,524
Yeah, I'm good.

1927
01:24:04,465 --> 01:24:07,132
(KEYS JINGLING)

1928
01:24:07,134 --> 01:24:08,367
Hey, man, you Zeke?

1929
01:24:08,369 --> 01:24:09,268
(FIST THUDS)

1930
01:24:09,270 --> 01:24:11,837
(ZEKE GROANS)

1931
01:24:13,307 --> 01:24:16,074
That's from Frank,
you fuckin' pussy.

1932
01:24:16,076 --> 01:24:19,311
(FOOT THUDS)
(ZEKE GROANS)

1933
01:24:19,313 --> 01:24:20,679
A little extra from me.

1934
01:24:21,482 --> 01:24:23,315
Don't lemme see you here again.

1935
01:24:23,317 --> 01:24:25,884
(ZEKE GROANING)

1936
01:24:27,821 --> 01:24:29,855
FRANK: Lookin'
straight with the shirt?

1937
01:24:29,857 --> 01:24:31,723
WOODS: Yeah,
it's getting there.

1938
01:24:31,725 --> 01:24:33,592
Yeah, it's gonna look good.

1939
01:24:33,594 --> 01:24:34,626
Hey.

1940
01:24:34,628 --> 01:24:35,460
Hey.

1941
01:24:35,462 --> 01:24:36,862
Yo.

1942
01:24:36,864 --> 01:24:38,363
Look at you.

1943
01:24:38,365 --> 01:24:39,431
Please.

1944
01:24:40,935 --> 01:24:41,833
How was work?

1945
01:24:43,404 --> 01:24:44,236
Fine.

1946
01:24:44,238 --> 01:24:45,704
No Zeke sightings?

1947
01:24:46,574 --> 01:24:47,673
Nope.

1948
01:24:52,112 --> 01:24:54,079
So, is she gonna be there?

1949
01:24:55,583 --> 01:24:58,450
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

1950
01:25:04,658 --> 01:25:06,225
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

1951
01:25:06,227 --> 01:25:11,296
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)

1952
01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:28,447
Guys, cut it out.

1953
01:25:28,449 --> 01:25:31,116
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

1954
01:25:36,423 --> 01:25:37,789
- There you go my friend.
- Thank you, Sir.

1955
01:25:37,791 --> 01:25:40,459
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

1956
01:25:43,330 --> 01:25:44,830
Are you serious?

1957
01:25:45,599 --> 01:25:46,531
You down?

1958
01:25:46,533 --> 01:25:48,600
You look like you need it.

1959
01:25:48,602 --> 01:25:51,203
At least do it
under the table.

1960
01:25:51,205 --> 01:25:52,337
Cool.

1961
01:25:52,339 --> 01:25:57,109
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)

1962
01:26:02,116 --> 01:26:03,682
WOODS AND FRANK: Cheers.

1963
01:26:06,654 --> 01:26:08,086
(FRANK EXHALES)

1964
01:26:08,088 --> 01:26:13,091
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)

1965
01:26:16,797 --> 01:26:19,331
Yeah, the students
did a lot this year.

1966
01:26:19,333 --> 01:26:22,334
(MAN WITH BEARD
SPEAKING FAINTLY)

1967
01:26:22,336 --> 01:26:24,236
(WOMAN SPEAKING FAINTLY)

1968
01:26:24,238 --> 01:26:25,070
Oh, sure.

1969
01:26:25,072 --> 01:26:25,937
Excuse me.

1970
01:26:25,939 --> 01:26:27,072
Nice talking to you.

1971
01:26:27,074 --> 01:26:29,608
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

1972
01:26:32,546 --> 01:26:33,578
I'll be back.

1973
01:26:33,580 --> 01:26:36,048
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

1974
01:26:41,722 --> 01:26:42,821
Having fun?

1975
01:26:42,823 --> 01:26:45,090
Oh, I am having a blast.

1976
01:26:45,092 --> 01:26:46,625
FRANK: Looks like it.

1977
01:26:46,627 --> 01:26:47,459
Yeah.

1978
01:26:47,461 --> 01:26:48,660
You look nice.

1979
01:26:48,662 --> 01:26:49,695
So do you.

1980
01:26:51,598 --> 01:26:53,298
I haven't seen you for awhile.

1981
01:26:53,300 --> 01:26:54,800
Yeah, I've been around.

1982
01:26:55,936 --> 01:26:58,770
Hm, The Mysterious
Mr. Wells (CHUCKLES).

1983
01:27:00,574 --> 01:27:01,773
So would it be a breach

1984
01:27:01,775 --> 01:27:03,442
of conduct if I
asked you to dance?

1985
01:27:04,745 --> 01:27:07,179
I don't think anybody
cares that we're here anyway.

1986
01:27:07,181 --> 01:27:10,415
Yeah, it doesn't look
like it. (JUDY LAUGHS)

1987
01:27:10,417 --> 01:27:11,249
Shall we?

1988
01:27:11,251 --> 01:27:12,384
We shall.

1989
01:27:12,386 --> 01:27:17,122
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)

1990
01:27:18,659 --> 01:27:20,459
DJ: Ladies and gentlemen,

1991
01:27:20,461 --> 01:27:21,860
it's time to slow things down.

1992
01:27:21,862 --> 01:27:24,529
(DREAMY MUSIC)

1993
01:27:25,899 --> 01:27:28,100
(CHUCKLES) I've actually
never done this before.

1994
01:27:28,102 --> 01:27:30,702
(DREAMY MUSIC)

1995
01:27:39,680 --> 01:27:41,213
(JUDY CHUCKLES)

1996
01:27:41,215 --> 01:27:43,915
(DREAMY MUSIC)

1997
01:27:50,724 --> 01:27:53,492
Oo, everyone's
trying to figure out

1998
01:27:53,494 --> 01:27:55,160
how to grind in slow motion.

1999
01:27:55,996 --> 01:27:58,430
(FRANK CHUCKLES)
(DREAMY MUSIC)

2000
01:28:10,844 --> 01:28:14,379
(STUDENT VOMITING)

2001
01:28:29,563 --> 01:28:31,830
Can I call someone
to come pick you up?

2002
01:28:32,933 --> 01:28:34,699
DRUNK STUDENT: I'm
okay, I can go back in.

2003
01:28:34,701 --> 01:28:35,801
JUDY: Where is it?

2004
01:28:35,803 --> 01:28:37,269
DRUNK STUDENT: It's gone.

2005
01:28:37,271 --> 01:28:38,870
It better be.

2006
01:28:38,872 --> 01:28:41,039
Now, get back inside.

2007
01:28:41,041 --> 01:28:42,774
We're gonna check on you later.

2008
01:28:45,412 --> 01:28:46,445
Okay.

2009
01:28:48,048 --> 01:28:49,181
Judy, wait.

2010
01:28:52,619 --> 01:28:53,919
I need to talk to you.

2011
01:28:55,122 --> 01:28:56,021
Okay.

2012
01:28:57,024 --> 01:28:58,223
I've really
enjoyed spending time

2013
01:28:58,225 --> 01:29:00,158
with you since you've been back.

2014
01:29:00,160 --> 01:29:01,092
Me too.

2015
01:29:03,464 --> 01:29:05,263
And it's made me
realize something.

2016
01:29:09,069 --> 01:29:14,072
Before you left, I always
felt a certain way about you,

2017
01:29:15,742 --> 01:29:16,975
but I never said anything

2018
01:29:16,977 --> 01:29:19,377
because I was afraid
I wasn't good enough.

2019
01:29:20,614 --> 01:29:22,180
You were perfect and I wasn't.

2020
01:29:23,884 --> 01:29:25,283
I've done everything
I possibly can

2021
01:29:25,285 --> 01:29:27,452
to avoid having
this conversation.

2022
01:29:29,156 --> 01:29:31,389
I told myself I was fine
with the way things were,

2023
01:29:31,391 --> 01:29:34,226
but I can't keep pretending
to be fine all the time.

2024
01:29:35,529 --> 01:29:37,062
I can't go back in
there and dance with you

2025
01:29:37,064 --> 01:29:39,998
and joke around and not
have it mean anything.

2026
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:41,733
And I can't sit around
and watch you fall

2027
01:29:41,735 --> 01:29:43,702
for Alex or whoever else
without ever knowing

2028
01:29:43,704 --> 01:29:46,471
if it could have been me,

2029
01:29:46,473 --> 01:29:48,340
because that's what I want.

2030
01:29:50,177 --> 01:29:52,244
Frank, I didn't know.

2031
01:29:57,284 --> 01:30:00,318
Um...

2032
01:30:00,320 --> 01:30:01,820
I don't know what to say.

2033
01:30:05,025 --> 01:30:09,861
I care about you too,
but in a different way.

2034
01:30:11,665 --> 01:30:13,565
Sorry, I don't wanna hurt you,

2035
01:30:15,569 --> 01:30:17,469
but I spend every
day taking care

2036
01:30:17,471 --> 01:30:21,339
of other people and
worrying about them.

2037
01:30:21,341 --> 01:30:23,408
I'm not asking you
to take care of me.

2038
01:30:25,112 --> 01:30:26,011
I know.

2039
01:30:30,217 --> 01:30:34,452
I just need someone who's
gonna take care of me.

2040
01:30:35,923 --> 01:30:37,589
I'm not perfect.

2041
01:30:38,959 --> 01:30:39,958
I'm sorry.

2042
01:30:41,762 --> 01:30:42,761
Me too.

2043
01:30:42,763 --> 01:30:45,230
(TENDER MUSIC)

2044
01:30:47,267 --> 01:30:50,468
(JUDY INHALES SHARPLY)

2045
01:30:50,470 --> 01:30:51,469
(JUDY EXHALES)

2046
01:30:51,471 --> 01:30:56,408
(GENTLE MUSIC)
(JUDY SNIFFLING)

2047
01:31:07,087 --> 01:31:10,522
(GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES)

2048
01:31:24,671 --> 01:31:29,140
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC
PLAYING IN HEADPHONES)

2049
01:31:31,278 --> 01:31:32,177
Have fun.

2050
01:31:37,351 --> 01:31:38,850
LIZ: So just
order in for dinner.

2051
01:31:38,852 --> 01:31:40,352
I didn't have time
to make anything.

2052
01:31:40,354 --> 01:31:41,252
FRANK: We'll be good.

2053
01:31:41,254 --> 01:31:42,721
Thank you, sir.

2054
01:31:42,723 --> 01:31:44,155
- Love you.
- All right, love you, too.

2055
01:31:44,157 --> 01:31:45,056
Have fun.

2056
01:31:47,327 --> 01:31:49,661
Just call me if
you need anything.

2057
01:31:49,663 --> 01:31:51,096
We won't be that far away.

2058
01:31:51,098 --> 01:31:52,063
They'll be fine.

2059
01:31:53,066 --> 01:31:54,466
Watch out for your sister.

2060
01:31:54,468 --> 01:31:55,734
We'll sleep in shifts.

2061
01:31:59,973 --> 01:32:00,839
Bye.

2062
01:32:03,043 --> 01:32:05,810
(OXYGEN HISSING)

2063
01:32:15,088 --> 01:32:15,987
Woods.

2064
01:32:18,692 --> 01:32:19,591
Woods?

2065
01:32:29,970 --> 01:32:32,404
(URINE SPLASHING)

2066
01:32:32,406 --> 01:32:33,571
(FRANK SIGHS)

2067
01:32:37,044 --> 01:32:40,478
(TOILET FLUSHING)

2068
01:32:40,480 --> 01:32:43,381
SCOTT: Okay, let's
see, daddy's new toy.

2069
01:32:43,383 --> 01:32:47,052
Let's see if I'm
working this right.

2070
01:32:47,054 --> 01:32:49,888
Yes, red light's on.

2071
01:32:49,890 --> 01:32:51,756
It's pretty cool, right?

2072
01:32:51,758 --> 01:32:53,892
I know it's not as
cool as your balloon.

2073
01:32:53,894 --> 01:32:56,094
I hope I'm doin' this right.

2074
01:32:56,096 --> 01:32:57,128
Hey, dude.

2075
01:32:57,130 --> 01:32:58,496
Look at the camera for me.

2076
01:32:59,733 --> 01:33:00,565
Say hi.

2077
01:33:00,567 --> 01:33:01,433
Jeez.

2078
01:33:01,435 --> 01:33:02,801
What are you doin'?

2079
01:33:02,803 --> 01:33:04,469
- Shit, was it loud?
- Later, see what she thinks.

2080
01:33:04,471 --> 01:33:05,704
- I was up.
- Hey pal.

2081
01:33:05,706 --> 01:33:06,838
- Sorry, I found it
- Frank?

2082
01:33:06,840 --> 01:33:08,807
on the shelf, got curious.

2083
01:33:08,809 --> 01:33:10,041
SCOTT: Bless you.

2084
01:33:10,043 --> 01:33:11,676
My goodness. What
are you sneezin' for?

2085
01:33:11,678 --> 01:33:13,978
You wanna hang out
for a few minutes?

2086
01:33:13,980 --> 01:33:15,447
SCOTT: You goofy?

2087
01:33:15,449 --> 01:33:17,582
Yeah. Maybe you're
allergic to the balloon.

2088
01:33:17,584 --> 01:33:20,318
I was just admiring
your dad's camerawork.

2089
01:33:20,320 --> 01:33:22,320
Award winning.

2090
01:33:22,322 --> 01:33:23,388
You remember this?

2091
01:33:23,390 --> 01:33:24,889
No.

2092
01:33:24,891 --> 01:33:26,491
SCOTT: Can you say hi
to your mom? Say hi, Mom.

2093
01:33:26,493 --> 01:33:27,992
No, no way.

2094
01:33:27,994 --> 01:33:29,961
- This was at the old house.
- Balloon's more interesting.

2095
01:33:29,963 --> 01:33:31,529
Frank, hey buddy?

2096
01:33:31,531 --> 01:33:33,231
Take a look at the
camera would ya?

2097
01:33:33,233 --> 01:33:34,766
Nope, he's his own man.

2098
01:33:34,768 --> 01:33:36,468
He's doin' his own
thing (LAUGHS).

2099
01:33:37,404 --> 01:33:38,970
He's a good looking kid.

2100
01:33:38,972 --> 01:33:40,238
Ladies and gentlemen here

2101
01:33:40,240 --> 01:33:42,807
is the future captain
of the football team.

2102
01:33:42,809 --> 01:33:44,109
You'll be a stud buddy.

2103
01:33:44,111 --> 01:33:45,610
The girls are gonna be linin' up

2104
01:33:45,612 --> 01:33:47,746
to get to ya with
a strut like that.

2105
01:33:47,748 --> 01:33:49,013
Handsome guy like you.

2106
01:33:49,015 --> 01:33:50,515
That's right.

2107
01:33:50,517 --> 01:33:53,151
You're gonna be fightin' the
girls off with a stick buddy.

2108
01:33:53,153 --> 01:33:56,020
Look at this guy
struttin' around.

2109
01:33:56,022 --> 01:33:58,022
Cheerleaders, you're gonna
be swimmin' in cheerleaders.

2110
01:33:58,024 --> 01:33:59,424
They're gonna be all over you.

2111
01:33:59,426 --> 01:34:00,558
Right buddy?

2112
01:34:00,560 --> 01:34:01,793
That's right.

2113
01:34:01,795 --> 01:34:04,329
Big man on campus.
Look at that strut.

2114
01:34:04,331 --> 01:34:06,965
(SOLEMN MUSIC)

2115
01:34:08,068 --> 01:34:10,135
(FRANK GRUNTS)

2116
01:34:10,137 --> 01:34:11,169
What are you doing?

2117
01:34:11,171 --> 01:34:12,437
LORRAINE: Just shut up.

2118
01:34:12,439 --> 01:34:17,475
(SCOTT SPEAKING FAINTLY)
(GENTLE MUSIC)

2119
01:34:28,688 --> 01:34:29,687
Relax.

2120
01:34:33,193 --> 01:34:37,061
(GENTLE MUSIC)

2121
01:34:51,545 --> 01:34:55,647
(LORRAINE GASPS)
(FRANK GASPS)

2122
01:34:55,649 --> 01:34:58,650
(LORRAINE MOANS)

2123
01:34:58,652 --> 01:35:03,721
(FRANK PANTING)
(GENTLE MUSIC)

2124
01:35:43,230 --> 01:35:47,265
SCOTT: Can't let it go, you
gotta hold onto it (CHUCKLES).

2125
01:35:47,267 --> 01:35:49,100
Hold on, don't let it go.

2126
01:35:49,102 --> 01:35:50,268
Don't let it go.

2127
01:35:50,270 --> 01:35:52,403
Oh, hold on, get it.

2128
01:35:52,405 --> 01:35:54,372
No, there it goes.

2129
01:35:54,374 --> 01:35:55,607
Say bye.

2130
01:35:55,609 --> 01:36:00,478
(BUGS CHIRPING)
(ENGINE RUMBLING)

2131
01:36:03,516 --> 01:36:06,184
(PENSIVE MUSIC)

2132
01:36:55,268 --> 01:36:56,234
Lorraine?

2133
01:36:56,236 --> 01:36:57,335
Wait!

2134
01:36:57,337 --> 01:36:58,169
Lorraine!

2135
01:36:58,171 --> 01:37:00,805
(GENTLE MUSIC)

2136
01:37:07,647 --> 01:37:10,281
(WATER SPLASHING)

2137
01:37:16,256 --> 01:37:18,523
That's Angela's job.

2138
01:37:18,525 --> 01:37:20,525
She got an
important phone call.

2139
01:37:21,628 --> 01:37:23,194
Besides, it's the
least I can do.

2140
01:37:24,130 --> 01:37:25,029
Okay.

2141
01:37:26,733 --> 01:37:27,966
I'll dry.

2142
01:37:27,968 --> 01:37:30,668
(WATER SPLASHING)
(BUGS CHIRPING)

2143
01:37:42,582 --> 01:37:43,815
So,

2144
01:37:47,053 --> 01:37:50,088
I talked to my friend Gina,

2145
01:37:50,090 --> 01:37:51,723
her roommates are
cool with me crashing

2146
01:37:51,725 --> 01:37:53,758
with them 'til I find
something decent.

2147
01:37:56,463 --> 01:37:58,296
You know you can
stay here, right?

2148
01:38:01,001 --> 01:38:02,734
I can't keep waiting around.

2149
01:38:03,837 --> 01:38:05,737
I have to just do it.

2150
01:38:07,374 --> 01:38:08,239
Yeah, I guess.

2151
01:38:08,241 --> 01:38:10,341
(HOPEFUL MUSIC)

2152
01:38:13,947 --> 01:38:16,514
You wanna finish that movie?

2153
01:38:17,984 --> 01:38:18,816
Sure.

2154
01:38:18,818 --> 01:38:21,386
(MELLOW MUSIC)

2155
01:38:46,479 --> 01:38:48,212
All right, let's get into it.

2156
01:38:48,214 --> 01:38:50,114
Erin, can you pass
those out please?

2157
01:38:52,619 --> 01:38:53,818
Okay.

2158
01:38:53,820 --> 01:38:55,119
If there are no
dissenters among us,

2159
01:38:55,121 --> 01:38:56,788
I'm gonna put you guys in pairs.

2160
01:38:57,657 --> 01:38:58,923
Heather you're with Tom.

2161
01:39:00,293 --> 01:39:01,459
Melissa with Katie.

2162
01:39:02,729 --> 01:39:04,395
Henry with Courtney.

2163
01:39:06,066 --> 01:39:07,365
Paul you're with Lindsey.

2164
01:39:08,735 --> 01:39:09,801
Anthony and Erin.

2165
01:39:11,604 --> 01:39:14,005
Ben and Allyson.

2166
01:39:14,007 --> 01:39:16,074
(FRANK SPEAKING FAINTLY)

2167
01:39:16,076 --> 01:39:17,475
I mean, gluten is clearly

2168
01:39:17,477 --> 01:39:18,709
the worst thing
possible for you.

2169
01:39:18,711 --> 01:39:19,944
Absolutely.

2170
01:39:19,946 --> 01:39:20,812
- I had one session-
- Do you even know

2171
01:39:20,814 --> 01:39:22,313
what gluten is?

2172
01:39:22,315 --> 01:39:24,182
It's bread, I think.

2173
01:39:24,184 --> 01:39:26,350
But anyway (SPEAKING FAINTLY).

2174
01:39:26,352 --> 01:39:27,318
How are you?

2175
01:39:27,320 --> 01:39:28,186
Good, how are you?

2176
01:39:28,188 --> 01:39:29,020
Good.

2177
01:39:29,022 --> 01:39:30,321
How's your class?

2178
01:39:30,323 --> 01:39:31,389
It's good.

2179
01:39:31,391 --> 01:39:34,025
(GENTLE MUSIC)

2180
01:39:48,274 --> 01:39:50,341
(TEACHERS CHATTERING)

2181
01:39:50,343 --> 01:39:51,609
Yeah.

2182
01:39:51,611 --> 01:39:53,678
WOODS: I do a lot of
hanging upside down.

2183
01:39:53,680 --> 01:39:55,313
Eight-minute abs, right?

2184
01:39:55,315 --> 01:39:56,981
Hey, we should
do eight-minute abs

2185
01:39:56,983 --> 01:39:58,616
in the classroom once a day.

2186
01:39:58,618 --> 01:39:59,650
Change our lives.

2187
01:39:59,652 --> 01:40:00,618
Yeah, ya think?

2188
01:40:00,620 --> 01:40:01,853
Yeah and cut out gluten.

2189
01:40:01,855 --> 01:40:04,222
(GENTLE MUSIC)

2190
01:40:08,228 --> 01:40:10,027
Why do you keep
lookin' at that thing?

2191
01:40:10,029 --> 01:40:11,696
It's late. I have
to pick up the key

2192
01:40:11,698 --> 01:40:13,564
from her roommate before
she leaves for work.

2193
01:40:13,566 --> 01:40:14,398
What?

2194
01:40:14,400 --> 01:40:15,633
Is there traffic?

2195
01:40:15,635 --> 01:40:16,801
You're gonna make
it, take it easy.

2196
01:40:18,938 --> 01:40:21,005
(HORN BLARING)

2197
01:40:21,007 --> 01:40:24,142
(SIGHS) Oh, Jesus.

2198
01:40:31,784 --> 01:40:32,683
All right...

2199
01:40:38,758 --> 01:40:41,492
Tell your parents I really
appreciate everything.

2200
01:40:41,494 --> 01:40:42,460
Yeah, will do.

2201
01:40:53,907 --> 01:40:56,507
(GENTLE MUSIC)

2202
01:40:59,279 --> 01:41:00,645
Thanks, asshole.

2203
01:41:00,647 --> 01:41:05,483
(GENTLE MUSIC)
(TRAIN RATTLING)

2204
01:41:30,877 --> 01:41:32,243
DAVE: A true classic.

2205
01:41:32,245 --> 01:41:34,245
SCHMITTY: I don't
think I'd go that far.

2206
01:41:34,247 --> 01:41:36,347
DAVE: Well, it's
not up for discussion.

2207
01:41:36,349 --> 01:41:37,348
It's a classic.

2208
01:41:37,350 --> 01:41:38,849
It's like Mother's cooking.

2209
01:41:38,851 --> 01:41:39,850
SCHMITTY: Mother's cooking?

2210
01:41:39,852 --> 01:41:40,885
Dave, I've been to your house.

2211
01:41:40,887 --> 01:41:42,420
Your mother cannot cook.

2212
01:41:42,422 --> 01:41:43,955
DAVE: Well, I meant your
mother's cooking, Schmitty.

2213
01:41:43,957 --> 01:41:45,790
Tell her I'm sorry I haven't
called her back, by the way.

2214
01:41:45,792 --> 01:41:46,991
(SCHMITTY LAUGHS)

2215
01:41:46,993 --> 01:41:48,492
And also tell her to
tune in tomorrow morning

2216
01:41:48,494 --> 01:41:50,628
for a new segment called
"Cripple Versus Cripple,"

2217
01:41:50,630 --> 01:41:52,663
during which the
most valid invalid

2218
01:41:52,665 --> 01:41:54,565
in the tri-state
area, yours truly,

2219
01:41:54,567 --> 01:41:56,167
will engage in
some healthy debate

2220
01:41:56,169 --> 01:41:57,969
with my good friend Frank Wells.

2221
01:41:57,971 --> 01:41:59,203
It should be very intriguing

2222
01:41:59,205 --> 01:42:00,905
so you certainly
don't wanna miss it.

2223
01:42:00,907 --> 01:42:02,607
And for now, here's another song

2224
01:42:02,609 --> 01:42:04,875
to help start your
day the correct way.

2225
01:42:04,877 --> 01:42:07,144
♪ Why ♪

2226
01:42:07,146 --> 01:42:10,448
♪ Take away what you crave ♪

2227
01:42:10,450 --> 01:42:15,419
♪ You gotta live a
little to feel okay ♪

2228
01:42:17,090 --> 01:42:19,323
♪ I ♪

2229
01:42:19,325 --> 01:42:22,660
♪ I don't even care
what they say ♪

2230
01:42:22,662 --> 01:42:27,732
♪ Don't really think
about 'em anyway ♪

2231
01:42:29,402 --> 01:42:34,472
♪ It gets harder
just before release ♪

2232
01:42:35,608 --> 01:42:40,544
♪ It gets easy
when you're free ♪

2233
01:42:41,748 --> 01:42:44,482
♪ Why don't we say ♪

2234
01:42:44,484 --> 01:42:47,718
(SINGER VOCALIZING)

2235
01:42:47,720 --> 01:42:51,822
♪ Why can't we play ♪

2236
01:42:51,824 --> 01:42:54,225
♪ Our ♪

2237
01:42:54,227 --> 01:42:56,961
♪ Why don't we say ♪

2238
01:42:56,963 --> 01:43:00,064
(SINGER VOCALIZING)

2239
01:43:00,066 --> 01:43:04,001
♪ Why can't we play ♪

2240
01:43:04,003 --> 01:43:06,304
♪ Our own game ♪

2241
01:43:07,840 --> 01:43:10,474
(MELLOW MUSIC)

2242
01:43:10,577 --> 01:43:15,577
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