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- >Walking around Ponyville
- >Selling chocolate with Fluttershy
- >Because...
- >......
- >........
- >It's a long story....
- >You both approach the door
- >Knock on it
- >Lyra answers
- Hello would you like to buy some chocolate?
- >Lyra frowns
- >"Did you just say....chocolate?"
- >Fluttershy nods
- >"Um with or without nuts...."
- >Lyra doesn't respond
- I need the bits to avoid her fetish guessing
- >"And I need the bits to fund my fetish guessing."
- >Lyra is foaming at the mouth
- >"Chocolate?!"
- >"CHOCOLAAAATE!"
- >"CHOCOLAAAAATE!"
- >You jump on Fluttershy's back
- >"Oh my~ Anon."
- >You slap her ass and she runs off with a squeak
- >Lyra chases after you two
- >Luckily you lost Lyra after a few minutes
- >You're about to get off of Fluttershy's back
- >"No! Anon stay please!"
- I'm going to crush your back at this point...
- >"But it's making me wet."
- >You get off of her
- Now's not the time for that crap. We need to sell all this fucking chocolate Pinkie forced on us.
- >You two haven't really had much luck
- >Fluttershy is bad at trying to make sales
- >And no one wants to buy from you, because fuck you
- We need to find some way to appeal to the customer.
- >Fluttershy ponders this
- >"Oh!"
- >"I know something I find really appealing, they'll be sure to buy the chocolate!"
- Great!
- >You go to a random house
- >Knock on the door
- >Some old mare looks at you
- >"What do you two want?"
- >Fluttershy speaks up
- >"Um m-ma'am we have a special surprise for you!"
- >"Chocolate!"
- >The old mare is about to close the door
- >"B-b-but wait there's more!"
- >Fluttershy uses her teeth to pull down your pants and boxers
- >"If you buy our chocolate you can touch hot monkey dick!"
- >The old mare slams the door
- >Glare
- >"Well I found it appealing...."
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >Some time later
- >Knock on another door
- >Some middle aged stallion
- Would you like to buy some chocolate.
- >"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
- >"Is it good?"
- It's chocolate
- >"But is it good?"
- Yes
- >"Do you know that?"
- >God damn it
- >While you're playing twenty questions Fluttershy is staring at your crotch
- >She blushes and slowly approaches it
- >Fluttershy begins nuzzling it and her muzzle and mane press up warmly against you
- >You notice, and want to glare but you're in a conversation with this guy
- >He clears his throat
- >"I hear chocolate is bad for you."
- In *ah~* moderation it's okay.
- >"I hate milk chocolate."
- >You wince and grimace between each word
- We *sssss* have dark chocolate.
- >Fluttershy begins using her wings to pet your boner
- >She gives it a kiss
- >Her mane is pressed up against your crotch and she's drooling and moaning
- GOD DAMN IT WILL YOU STOP THAT?!
- >The stallion gasps
- >"Well buck you too buddy!"
- >He slams the door on you
- >"S-sorry I couldn't help myself...."
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >Knock on the library door
- >Wait it's a library
- >Spike answers it
- >"You know you two can come in right?"
- Yeah, but we're here to sell chocolate.
- >Spike perks up
- >"Sure I love chocolate!"
- >FINALLY!
- >Fluttershy frowns
- >"Twilight said you're not supposed to have too many sweets Spike...."
- >Whisper to Fluttershy
- Don't screw this up for us...
- >You turn to Spike
- How much do you want?
- >"All of it!"
- >Hell yeah!
- Sure thing!
- >"No! You're going to get a tummy ache!"
- >"If you're going to be so irresponsible you get no chocolate mister!"
- >WHAT?!
- >No!
- >Spike growls and slams the door
- >Turn to Fluttershy
- You really suck you know that?
- >"Is that your fetish Anon?"
- No....
- >"Well there's only one way to find out..."
- >She pounces you into a bush
- >Begins to feel you up
- Stop!
- >"Sucking you off might be your fetish!"
- It's not!
- >Before she can go any further...
- >"CHOCOLAAAAAATE!"
- >"CHOCOLAAAAATE!"
- >Fluttershy gets up, and motions to her back
- >You hop on and get out of there
- >Also....
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >There's benefits to Fluttershy loving you in a creepy and rapey way
- >When she's not trying to rape you or guess your fetish she's doing nice things for you
- >She bought you lunch
- >You're both munching on some fries and shakes going over your game plan
- I don't know Fluttershy this whole chocolate selling thing has been a bust.
- >Sigh
- It's just fucking chocolate too, and they're like real cheap. Everyone's got to be a critic or something...
- >Fluttershy pats your hand reassuringly
- >"If you were to sell me chocolate I would buy all of it."
- Only because you want to fuck me though...
- >"Well not just that, I love you."
- Yeah, whatever. We need ideas to sell all of this chocolate.
- >"How about we get naked!"
- You're already naked
- >"But you're not..."
- You just want to see me naked don't you...
- >"...*squeak* yes..."
- >Shake your head
- >See an ad for Celestia's musk.
- Hey isn't that the perfume you always wear?
- >She nods
- The ad says that it makes you irresistible and you'll get all the stallions.
- >She smiles
- Well, I haven't fucked you yet.....
- >She hangs her head
- Maybe we can sell by making shit up like the perfume ads do.
- >Fluttershy gasps
- >"B-b-b-but that's bad!"
- Ugh, if you go along with me I'll.....dry hump you for five seconds.
- >Her wings shoot out instantly
- >She's drooling
- >"Deal!"
- >You follow Fluttershy to an alleyway
- >You press your crotch up against her tail
- >Start dry humping her
- >1
- >2
- >3
- >4
- >5
- Done.
- >Your pants are all ready soaking wet and Fluttershy is oozing juices
- It was only five seconds...fucks sake
- >"Oh Anon! That was great! I can't wait for the real thing!"
- You're implying you'll get the real thing...
- >She gets bedroom eyes and giggles
- >Ignore it
- Time to sell some chocolate
- >Knock on a door
- >It's Mr.Waddle
- You'll stop being old.
- >He buys ten
- >Really?
- >Fluttershy knocks on the next one
- >Some random mare
- >"Oh um...hi....if you um buy our chocolate your wishes will come true...."
- >The mare raises an eyebrow
- >"If that's true then how come Anon hasn't given you the monkey dick yet?"
- >Shit
- >You walk behind Fluttershy
- >Dry hump her again
- >The mare perks up
- >"I'll take 20!"
- >Move on to the next sucker
- >Knock on the door
- If you buy our chocolate you'll get to cum inside your favorite pony!
- >"Woohoo! Rainbow Dash here I cum!"
- >He took 50 chocolates
- >Soon you're making sales left and right
- It'll do something related to apples
- >"I'll take 5 sugarcube."
- >"It'll uuum make you assertive?"
- >"Iron Will, must test this for himself!"
- >"...I'll take 10."
- You'll stop being such a bitch
- >"I'll take 30...you dick..."
- >"It'll help you guess your lovers fetish!"
- >"What's Anon's fetish?"
- .....Um chocolate
- >"Sure I'll take a few."
- >They buy some chocolate and close the door
- >Fluttershy is rubbing the chocolate all over herself
- What the hell are you doing?!
- >"But you said-"
- It's not my fetish!
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >You've sold about half of the chocolates
- >The two of you have tons of bits now
- >Pinkie jumps out at you
- Aaah!
- >"Hey silly fillies!"
- >"You know the deal, I supplied the chocolate and get all of the profits from the first half of the chocolate supply!"
- I don't remember that, and that means you get all the bits we made so far!
- >"Yep!"
- Screw that! You dumped all this stuff on us anyway!
- >"Um Anon....I think it may be too late..."
- >You check the bits you made
- >They're gone and so is Pinkie
- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
- >10 minutes later
- UUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
- >Fluttershy is flinching and whimpering
- >After she sees you are calmed down she approaches you
- >She nuzzles your waist
- >"Well, you still have something."
- What?
- >"You have my love."
- >She coos happily
- >You push her away
- >Before you can shoot down Fluttershy's hopes and dreams for a relationship you're interrupted by....
- >"CHOCOLAAAAAATE!"
- >That
- >"CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAATE!"
- >You don't even get on Fluttershy's back this time
- >You both run for it
- >It's no use
- >Lyra is tracking your every move
- >You put on disguises
- >She puts on a disguise that fools you and breaks your disguises
- >You two hide under a tree
- >She's waiting for you in the branches
- >Soon you're on the outskirts of Ponyville
- >You trip over Fluttershy
- >Fluttershy blushes at you
- >"Oh Anon...how romantic...<3"
- Now's not the time
- >It's too late Lyra is standing over the both of you
- >Shit
- >"I've been trying to catch you and your best friend all day!"
- She's not my-
- >Pinkie zips by
- >Cupcake in your mouth
- >What the hell?
- >Spit it out
- >Lyra gets an unsettling grin
- >You hold Fluttershy closely
- >She holds you
- >"Now that I have you right where I want you...."
- You'd like to buy all our chocolate?
- >She suddenly gets a normal smile
- >"No, I was gonna do that but then I saw Fluttershy's offer about hot monkey dick!"
- So you're just trying to rape me?
- >"Who said it had to be rape?"
- >Fluttershy frowns in thought
- >"Is a threesome with Lyra and I...."
- >Lyra adds
- >"With chocolate!"
- >"With chocolate....your fetish?"
- Nope
- >Fluttershy looks sad
- >Lyra gets that unsettling smile
- >"He's never tried it before, it just might be his fetish..."
- >Fluttershy's wings shoot out
- >Fuck this
- >Run for it
- >"Um Anon, wait come back!"
- >Fluttershy flies after you
- >Lyra is hopping after you
- >They both chase you into the sunset
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >Fucking Lyra
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