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Flutterrape: Chocolate with nuts

Nov 27th, 2012
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  1. >Walking around Ponyville
  2. >Selling chocolate with Fluttershy
  3. >Because...
  4. >......
  5. >........
  6. >It's a long story....
  7. >You both approach the door
  8. >Knock on it
  9. >Lyra answers
  10. Hello would you like to buy some chocolate?
  11. >Lyra frowns
  12. >"Did you just say....chocolate?"
  13. >Fluttershy nods
  14. >"Um with or without nuts...."
  15. >Lyra doesn't respond
  16. I need the bits to avoid her fetish guessing
  17. >"And I need the bits to fund my fetish guessing."
  18. >Lyra is foaming at the mouth
  19. >"Chocolate?!"
  20. >"CHOCOLAAAATE!"
  21. >"CHOCOLAAAAATE!"
  22. >You jump on Fluttershy's back
  23. >"Oh my~ Anon."
  24. >You slap her ass and she runs off with a squeak
  25. >Lyra chases after you two
  26. >Luckily you lost Lyra after a few minutes
  27. >You're about to get off of Fluttershy's back
  28. >"No! Anon stay please!"
  29. I'm going to crush your back at this point...
  30. >"But it's making me wet."
  31. >You get off of her
  32. Now's not the time for that crap. We need to sell all this fucking chocolate Pinkie forced on us.
  33. >You two haven't really had much luck
  34. >Fluttershy is bad at trying to make sales
  35. >And no one wants to buy from you, because fuck you
  36. We need to find some way to appeal to the customer.
  37. >Fluttershy ponders this
  38. >"Oh!"
  39. >"I know something I find really appealing, they'll be sure to buy the chocolate!"
  40. Great!
  41. >You go to a random house
  42. >Knock on the door
  43. >Some old mare looks at you
  44. >"What do you two want?"
  45. >Fluttershy speaks up
  46. >"Um m-ma'am we have a special surprise for you!"
  47. >"Chocolate!"
  48. >The old mare is about to close the door
  49. >"B-b-but wait there's more!"
  50. >Fluttershy uses her teeth to pull down your pants and boxers
  51. >"If you buy our chocolate you can touch hot monkey dick!"
  52. >The old mare slams the door
  53. >Glare
  54. >"Well I found it appealing...."
  55. >Fucking Fluttershy
  56. >Some time later
  57. >Knock on another door
  58. >Some middle aged stallion
  59. Would you like to buy some chocolate.
  60. >"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
  61. >"Is it good?"
  62. It's chocolate
  63. >"But is it good?"
  64. Yes
  65. >"Do you know that?"
  66. >God damn it
  67. >While you're playing twenty questions Fluttershy is staring at your crotch
  68. >She blushes and slowly approaches it
  69. >Fluttershy begins nuzzling it and her muzzle and mane press up warmly against you
  70. >You notice, and want to glare but you're in a conversation with this guy
  71. >He clears his throat
  72. >"I hear chocolate is bad for you."
  73. In *ah~* moderation it's okay.
  74. >"I hate milk chocolate."
  75. >You wince and grimace between each word
  76. We *sssss* have dark chocolate.
  77. >Fluttershy begins using her wings to pet your boner
  78. >She gives it a kiss
  79. >Her mane is pressed up against your crotch and she's drooling and moaning
  80. GOD DAMN IT WILL YOU STOP THAT?!
  81. >The stallion gasps
  82. >"Well buck you too buddy!"
  83. >He slams the door on you
  84. >"S-sorry I couldn't help myself...."
  85. >Fucking Fluttershy
  86. >Knock on the library door
  87. >Wait it's a library
  88. >Spike answers it
  89. >"You know you two can come in right?"
  90. Yeah, but we're here to sell chocolate.
  91. >Spike perks up
  92. >"Sure I love chocolate!"
  93. >FINALLY!
  94. >Fluttershy frowns
  95. >"Twilight said you're not supposed to have too many sweets Spike...."
  96. >Whisper to Fluttershy
  97. Don't screw this up for us...
  98. >You turn to Spike
  99. How much do you want?
  100. >"All of it!"
  101. >Hell yeah!
  102. Sure thing!
  103. >"No! You're going to get a tummy ache!"
  104. >"If you're going to be so irresponsible you get no chocolate mister!"
  105. >WHAT?!
  106. >No!
  107. >Spike growls and slams the door
  108. >Turn to Fluttershy
  109. You really suck you know that?
  110. >"Is that your fetish Anon?"
  111. No....
  112. >"Well there's only one way to find out..."
  113. >She pounces you into a bush
  114. >Begins to feel you up
  115. Stop!
  116. >"Sucking you off might be your fetish!"
  117. It's not!
  118. >Before she can go any further...
  119. >"CHOCOLAAAAAATE!"
  120. >"CHOCOLAAAAATE!"
  121. >Fluttershy gets up, and motions to her back
  122. >You hop on and get out of there
  123. >Also....
  124. >Fucking Fluttershy
  125. >There's benefits to Fluttershy loving you in a creepy and rapey way
  126. >When she's not trying to rape you or guess your fetish she's doing nice things for you
  127. >She bought you lunch
  128. >You're both munching on some fries and shakes going over your game plan
  129. I don't know Fluttershy this whole chocolate selling thing has been a bust.
  130. >Sigh
  131. It's just fucking chocolate too, and they're like real cheap. Everyone's got to be a critic or something...
  132. >Fluttershy pats your hand reassuringly
  133. >"If you were to sell me chocolate I would buy all of it."
  134. Only because you want to fuck me though...
  135. >"Well not just that, I love you."
  136. Yeah, whatever. We need ideas to sell all of this chocolate.
  137. >"How about we get naked!"
  138. You're already naked
  139. >"But you're not..."
  140. You just want to see me naked don't you...
  141. >"...*squeak* yes..."
  142. >Shake your head
  143. >See an ad for Celestia's musk.
  144. Hey isn't that the perfume you always wear?
  145. >She nods
  146. The ad says that it makes you irresistible and you'll get all the stallions.
  147. >She smiles
  148. Well, I haven't fucked you yet.....
  149. >She hangs her head
  150. Maybe we can sell by making shit up like the perfume ads do.
  151. >Fluttershy gasps
  152. >"B-b-b-but that's bad!"
  153. Ugh, if you go along with me I'll.....dry hump you for five seconds.
  154. >Her wings shoot out instantly
  155. >She's drooling
  156. >"Deal!"
  157. >You follow Fluttershy to an alleyway
  158. >You press your crotch up against her tail
  159. >Start dry humping her
  160. >1
  161. >2
  162. >3
  163. >4
  164. >5
  165. Done.
  166. >Your pants are all ready soaking wet and Fluttershy is oozing juices
  167. It was only five seconds...fucks sake
  168. >"Oh Anon! That was great! I can't wait for the real thing!"
  169. You're implying you'll get the real thing...
  170. >She gets bedroom eyes and giggles
  171. >Ignore it
  172. Time to sell some chocolate
  173. >Knock on a door
  174. >It's Mr.Waddle
  175. You'll stop being old.
  176. >He buys ten
  177. >Really?
  178. >Fluttershy knocks on the next one
  179. >Some random mare
  180. >"Oh um...hi....if you um buy our chocolate your wishes will come true...."
  181. >The mare raises an eyebrow
  182. >"If that's true then how come Anon hasn't given you the monkey dick yet?"
  183. >Shit
  184. >You walk behind Fluttershy
  185. >Dry hump her again
  186. >The mare perks up
  187. >"I'll take 20!"
  188. >Move on to the next sucker
  189. >Knock on the door
  190. If you buy our chocolate you'll get to cum inside your favorite pony!
  191. >"Woohoo! Rainbow Dash here I cum!"
  192. >He took 50 chocolates
  193. >Soon you're making sales left and right
  194.  
  195. It'll do something related to apples
  196. >"I'll take 5 sugarcube."
  197.  
  198. >"It'll uuum make you assertive?"
  199. >"Iron Will, must test this for himself!"
  200. >"...I'll take 10."
  201.  
  202. You'll stop being such a bitch
  203. >"I'll take 30...you dick..."
  204.  
  205. >"It'll help you guess your lovers fetish!"
  206. >"What's Anon's fetish?"
  207. .....Um chocolate
  208. >"Sure I'll take a few."
  209. >They buy some chocolate and close the door
  210. >Fluttershy is rubbing the chocolate all over herself
  211. What the hell are you doing?!
  212. >"But you said-"
  213. It's not my fetish!
  214. >Fucking Fluttershy
  215. >You've sold about half of the chocolates
  216. >The two of you have tons of bits now
  217. >Pinkie jumps out at you
  218. Aaah!
  219. >"Hey silly fillies!"
  220. >"You know the deal, I supplied the chocolate and get all of the profits from the first half of the chocolate supply!"
  221. I don't remember that, and that means you get all the bits we made so far!
  222. >"Yep!"
  223. Screw that! You dumped all this stuff on us anyway!
  224. >"Um Anon....I think it may be too late..."
  225. >You check the bits you made
  226. >They're gone and so is Pinkie
  227. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  228. >10 minutes later
  229. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
  230. >Fluttershy is flinching and whimpering
  231. >After she sees you are calmed down she approaches you
  232. >She nuzzles your waist
  233. >"Well, you still have something."
  234. What?
  235. >"You have my love."
  236. >She coos happily
  237. >You push her away
  238. >Before you can shoot down Fluttershy's hopes and dreams for a relationship you're interrupted by....
  239. >"CHOCOLAAAAAATE!"
  240. >That
  241. >"CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAATE!"
  242. >You don't even get on Fluttershy's back this time
  243. >You both run for it
  244. >It's no use
  245. >Lyra is tracking your every move
  246. >You put on disguises
  247. >She puts on a disguise that fools you and breaks your disguises
  248. >You two hide under a tree
  249. >She's waiting for you in the branches
  250. >Soon you're on the outskirts of Ponyville
  251. >You trip over Fluttershy
  252. >Fluttershy blushes at you
  253. >"Oh Anon...how romantic...<3"
  254. Now's not the time
  255. >It's too late Lyra is standing over the both of you
  256. >Shit
  257. >"I've been trying to catch you and your best friend all day!"
  258. She's not my-
  259. >Pinkie zips by
  260. >Cupcake in your mouth
  261. >What the hell?
  262. >Spit it out
  263. >Lyra gets an unsettling grin
  264. >You hold Fluttershy closely
  265. >She holds you
  266. >"Now that I have you right where I want you...."
  267. You'd like to buy all our chocolate?
  268. >She suddenly gets a normal smile
  269. >"No, I was gonna do that but then I saw Fluttershy's offer about hot monkey dick!"
  270. So you're just trying to rape me?
  271. >"Who said it had to be rape?"
  272. >Fluttershy frowns in thought
  273. >"Is a threesome with Lyra and I...."
  274. >Lyra adds
  275. >"With chocolate!"
  276. >"With chocolate....your fetish?"
  277. Nope
  278. >Fluttershy looks sad
  279. >Lyra gets that unsettling smile
  280. >"He's never tried it before, it just might be his fetish..."
  281. >Fluttershy's wings shoot out
  282. >Fuck this
  283. >Run for it
  284. >"Um Anon, wait come back!"
  285. >Fluttershy flies after you
  286. >Lyra is hopping after you
  287. >They both chase you into the sunset
  288. >Fucking Fluttershy
  289. >Fucking Lyra
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