AS Espering UR

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AS: > Hellooo buddy! Friend! Pal! <
AS: > Long time no see huh <
UR: Heya Log|um.
UR: What'5 happ|n|n?
AS: > Oh you know, the usual, reading some of them weird book and junk <
AS: > What about you? Still on the road, wind in the beard and such? <
UR: Yeah, 'cept without the w|ndy beard.
UR: |t'5 way to freak|ing cold out here for that.
UR: L|ke
UR: |f | 5tuck my ch|n out |t would crack and 5hatter |nto a m|ll|on pe|ce5 cold.
UR: |t'5 the colde5t 5ummer on record.
AS: > Huh. I guess that's fair reasoning. <
AS: > Okay i'll just go straight to the point here <
AS: > I don't know if you believe in this shit but, would you perhaps have a uuh, how do i put this <
AS: > Magic... related... ancestor? <
AS: > I truly wish i had any way to rephrase that <
UR: Dude | don't even know what an an5e5tor |s.
UR: And d|dn't you 5ay that magic 5tuff was ju5t a5tet|c?
AS: > Scheisse. Wasn't that some stupid shit i did not think through <
AS: > Ok, maaaybe i read something in a book about an ancient troll lineage with red majestic beards <
AS: > And apparently they had something to do with magic? <
AS: > This is so fucking embarassing <
AS: > You really can't deny the wizard aesthetic is awesome though, don't even try <
UR: |t really |5.
UR: Al5o what'5 a l|neage.
AS: > Oh that's a thing some trolls believe in <
AS: > It's like, imagine there was a troll so much like you that you two share even your symbol <
AS: > It's weird but i am almost sure i have found mine, so i am pretty convinced <
AS: > It's in one of my oldest books, it tells the tale of a mighty pirate, it even has my symbol on it! <
UR: D|d he dre55 l|ke a w|zard too?
AS: > Well, he had a pointy hat, just like mine <
AS: > And he had a powerful wand that could sink entire ships <
AS: > I tried using wands for a while, not the best results <
UR: Huh.
UR: 5o you're 5ay|ng | have a 5uper powerful...
UR: ... dude?
UR: |n the pa5t or 5omething?
AS: > Kinda?? I mean no promises, it's probably a rare thing or a big weird coincidence <
AS: > Some trolls devote their lives to searching for their ancestors, it's just a choice really <
UR: 5ounds l|ke a b|g wa5te of t|me |f you a5k me.
UR: Then aga|n |'m the one 5pend|ng 5eventeen hour5 5|tt|ng |n a truck.
AS: > Heheh i figured you'd say something like that <
AS: > Suit yourself i guess! <
AS: > It was nice catching up, i'll see you later <
UR: Oh, okay.
UR: Take care. Lemme know how f|nd|ng w|zard me goe5.
AS: > You know it <
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