Tsuyoshikentsu: Okay, so tell me again about Amsterdam.

Phoenix_Inferno: Okay, watcha wanna know?

TK: Eberron is legal there, right?

PI: Yeah, it's legal, but it ain't 100% legal. I mean, you can't just walk into a... game store, roll an Artificer, and start playing away. I mean, they want you to play it in your home campaign or certain designated games.

TK: And those are RPGA games.

PI: Yeah, it breaks down like this, okay, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to play it, and if you're the DM of a RPGA game, it's legal to run it. It's legal to optimize it, but, but, that doesn't matter, because... get a load of this, all right, if you get stopped by a DM in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to character audit you. I mean, that's the right the DMs in Amsterdam DON'T have.

TK: Oh man, I'm going, that's all it is to it, I'm fuckin' going.

PI: I know baby, you dig it the most.... But you know the funniest thing about Europe is?

TK: What?

PI: It's the little differences. I mean, they got the same shit over there that they got here, but it's just, it's just, theirs is a little different.

TK: Example.

PI: Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam, and buy a splatbook. And I don't mean just like no Complete Psionic, I'm talking about Serpent Kingdoms. And in Paris, you can buy a splatbook in McDonald's. And you know what they call an... an... an optimized build in Paris?

TK: They don't call it an optimized build?

PI: No man, they got the tier system. They wouldn't know what the fuck an optimized build is.

TK: Then what do they call it?

PI: They call it a build with cheese.

TK: A build with cheese. What do they call a munchkin?

PI: Well, a munchkin's a munchkin, but they call it le munchkin.

TK: Le munchkin. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a roleplayer?

PI: I dunno, I didn't read "What's a DM to Do?" ...You know what they put on Druid 20 builds in Holland instead of Natural Spell?

TK: What?

PI: Wild feats.

TK: Damn! (Laughs)

PI: I seen them do it man, they fuckin' drown them in that shit.

TK: Yuck.