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  1. Tsuyoshikentsu: Okay, so tell me again about Amsterdam.
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  3. Phoenix_Inferno: Okay, watcha wanna know?
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  5. TK: Eberron is legal there, right?
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  7. PI: Yeah, it's legal, but it ain't 100% legal. I mean, you can't just walk into a... game store, roll an Artificer, and start playing away. I mean, they want you to play it in your home campaign or certain designated games.
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  9. TK: And those are RPGA games.
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  11. PI: Yeah, it breaks down like this, okay, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to play it, and if you're the DM of a RPGA game, it's legal to run it. It's legal to optimize it, but, but, that doesn't matter, because... get a load of this, all right, if you get stopped by a DM in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to character audit you. I mean, that's the right the DMs in Amsterdam DON'T have.
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  13. TK: Oh man, I'm going, that's all it is to it, I'm fuckin' going.
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  15. PI: I know baby, you dig it the most.... But you know the funniest thing about Europe is?
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  17. TK: What?
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  19. PI: It's the little differences. I mean, they got the same shit over there that they got here, but it's just, it's just, theirs is a little different.
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  21. TK: Example.
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  23. PI: Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam, and buy a splatbook. And I don't mean just like no Complete Psionic, I'm talking about Serpent Kingdoms. And in Paris, you can buy a splatbook in McDonald's. And you know what they call an... an... an optimized build in Paris?
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  25. TK: They don't call it an optimized build?
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  27. PI: No man, they got the tier system. They wouldn't know what the fuck an optimized build is.
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  29. TK: Then what do they call it?
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  31. PI: They call it a build with cheese.
  32.  
  33. TK: A build with cheese. What do they call a munchkin?
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  35. PI: Well, a munchkin's a munchkin, but they call it le munchkin.
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  37. TK: Le munchkin. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a roleplayer?
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  39. PI: I dunno, I didn't read "What's a DM to Do?" ...You know what they put on Druid 20 builds in Holland instead of Natural Spell?
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  41. TK: What?
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  43. PI: Wild feats.
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  45. TK: Damn! (Laughs)
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  47. PI: I seen them do it man, they fuckin' drown them in that shit.
  48.  
  49. TK: Yuck.
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