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Butler- SHoving Juliet and Tackling Dwarf

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  1. “You wouldn’t shoot a fairy,” said Juliet, slipping the glasses onto
  2. her face.
  3. Immediately, something appeared in her vision as though it had
  4. popped out of a toaster. The something was certainly not human. It
  5. hung suspended from a harness and was aiming a bulbously barreled
  6. weapon at her head. Whatever it was wore a bodysuit that seemed to
  7. be made of a viscous tarlike substance, which clung to its wobbling
  8. torso and coated every hair of its shaggy beard.
  9. “Shoot the fairy!” she yelped, shocked. “Shoot it!”
  10. ...
  11.  
  12. He was trained to recognize stress
  13. registers, but even if Artemis hadn’t forced him to listen to that MP3
  14. lecture in the car, he knew the difference between genuinely shocked
  15. Juliet and having a laugh Juliet. So when Juliet cried Shoot the fairy,
  16. Butler decided on a course of aggressive action in the time it would
  17. take a hummingbird to flap its wings.
  18. No gun, so no shooting, he thought. But there are options.
  19. The option Butler chose was to grasp his sister’s shoulder firmly and
  20. push her sideways so that she actually skidded along the pebbled
  21. beach, her shoulder plowing a furrow in the stones.
  22. Scratched shoulder. I’ll be hearing about that for weeks.
  23. Butler swung both arms forward and used the momentum to pull
  24. himself up and into a full-tilt launch at whatever had spooked Juliet. At
  25. this point he could only hope that the whatever was close enough to
  26. grapple, otherwise there was a fairy somewhere laughing into his face
  27. mask and calmly aiming a weapon.
  28. His luck held. Butler made contact with something squat and lumpy.
  29. Something that struggled and bucked like a pig in a blanket, and
  30. exuded a particular odor that a person might experience if that person
  31. were unfortunate enough to somehow end up facedown in a medieval
  32. swill patch.
  33. I know that smell, Butler realized, holding on grimly. Dwarf.
  34.  
  35. - The Atlantis Complex, Chapter 6
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