Eng Pledge (2018)

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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I just can't understand
why you put the shirt on.

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- Dude, let it go.
- I don't get it.

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No, it's, I'm not angry anymore

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I just wanna understand
your thought process.

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Why does my shirt matter?

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You wanna show you care, you
wanna show you're committed.

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I am not trying
to date these guys.

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Yes, you are!
That's the whole thing!

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Well, actually,
maybe it's smart, you know?

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It'll seem like
he's playing it cool or, ah..

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Yeah, or playing it like a moron
is what he's gonna..

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Sorry about that.

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See, that's the kind
of friend I would date.

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Alright, I'm gonna take
the lead, you're gonna take..

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- You're gonna take the lead.
- I'm going with him.

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- 'Cause you're better looking.
- Do I tuck my shirt in?

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I don't care,
you look like you're gonna

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fix the computer anyway.
Let's go!

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That's a fucking
shitty thing to.. Okay.

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Andrew!

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Oh! How you doin', big dog?

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Big dog!

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How you doin'?

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We're here to rush, we're here.

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Bids went out yesterday.

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Bids don't go out
till the end of rush week.

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Yeah, uh, but ours do.

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Hey, thanks for having me, man.

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- Yeah, man. Yeah.
- Appreciate it.

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Um, well, that's fine.

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We are very flexible.

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We've got a lot of
free time on our hands.

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You let us know, and we can

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we can be back here
anytime you want.

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So, you got, you know,
you've got my Facebook

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and you stay, uh,
you stay fresh.

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And, uh, I want you
to stay fresh.

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Thank... thanks for your time.

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Day drink time.

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Day drink boys!

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Yeah, day drink.

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They said... they said
2 o'clock, so I don't..

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- A.m. or p.m.?
- Oh, hi!

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How you doin'?

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<i>Hi!</i>

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Oh, oh,
just could I get one second?

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Could I have one... one...
one quick second, please?

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Um, we... we were invited
to the day drink

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and I'm noticing
it's not a lot.. No one's here.

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- You missed it.
- Missed it.

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<i>Okay, well, um, is anyone home,
is anyone inside?</i>

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Maybe we could hang out?

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- No.
- No, it's not...

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Um, what's your name,
by the way?

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- Got to be kidding me.
- Nailed it, okay.

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Moving on, guys.

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<i>We're moving on.</i>

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<i>Roll out.</i>

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That sucked.

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I shouldn't date
non-Jews anyways, so it's..

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<i>Fuck Kappa.</i>

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Oh, yeah, fuck Kappa.

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Hi!

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Hey, hi.

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<i>Hi.</i>

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<i>Uh..</i>

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Hey, wh... what are you guys
doing tonight?

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Oh, we're headed to,
um, to, to Beta Chi.

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That's a shame. Hold this.

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When you get bored,
you guys should come by.

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<i>Yeah, I, uh, definitely.</i>

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I... I'd like that.
We'd like that.

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- You're all friends, right?
- <i>We're close, we're tight.</i>

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We're best friends.

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Good, well,
this is good for three.

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- That's convenient.
- <i>You guys better make it!</i>

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Well, we're gonna try to..

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We're gonna try
to make that happen.

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- Promise?
- <i>I promise.</i>

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- Uh-huh.
- Good.

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Oh, my God.

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I would swallow her underwear.

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Alright, after Beta Chi,
we're going to that party, okay?

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- Definitely.
- Deal.

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- Alright, Beta Chi time.
- Let's go.

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Beta Chi time.

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Alright, guys,
act natural, okay?

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Stop saying "Act natural."

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What does that mean,
"Act natural"?

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<i>Derek!</i>

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Derek! Derek,
there you are, you bitch.

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How you doin'?

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- Do I know you?
- Yeah. I am, uh..

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Ah, you remember we met, uh..
You're the admin for the group.

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You're on the group,
the rush group?

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I'm David.

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What's good with you?

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Hey, guys.
Ah, you guys rushing?

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No, no, we're just,
we're just checking it out.

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You guys, um, hear anything
about the pledging?

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Uh, no, no. We didn't...
We didn't hear anything.

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You know, I doubt they're gonna
let anybody haze anyway

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after last year.

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I just heard it was
gonna be like a lot of drinking

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maybe some weird naked shit.

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Uh, sorry,
what weird naked shit?

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I'm up for anything.

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Is that like your thing?

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- Weird naked shit?
- No. What?

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Do you... do you... do you..

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What about, what about Kristen?

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<i>I had her good last night, man.</i>

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- No way!
- <i>Yeah.</i>

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Oh, how'd you meet her?

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Wh... where'd you meet her?

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Did you meet her here?

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I'm not saying
I wouldn't be into naked..

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Listen to a conversation
for once in your life.

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- Alright, take it down a notch.
- <i>Are you kidding me right now?</i>

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Nice meeting you guys,
I'm gonna go.

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Yo, it's alright, man.

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- That's awesome.
- Cool, man.

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Y'all, I'll catch you guys
a lil' later.

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I'm gonna get a drink.

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You got drinks in the back?

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Yeah, alright,
I'm gonna get a drink.

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- Hey, how are things going?
- I'm being very natural.

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- Okay, alright.
- Very, very poorly.

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Ah, yeah, I'm kinda
having that problem too.

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I don't know, my jokes,
they're not landing.

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- Wow, shocker.
- Hey, Daniel.

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It's David.

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Yeah, um, this is a closed
rush party, man.

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Okay, if we did
something wrong

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we'd love
constructive criticism.

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Please just tell us,
we wanna know.

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Please don't tell us,
I don't wanna know.

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I'd like to, we'd like to.

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You're just not the right..
You guys are weird.

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- We're weird?
- Yes.

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- We're weird?
- Yes.

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Well, that's..
We're weird?

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- <i>Yes.</i>
- We're weird?

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The sixth time and still...

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He's weird?
You're saying he's weird?

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I'm getting sick
of this, let's go.

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Let's give 'em the beer,
get 'em the hell out of here.

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I don't want your fucking beer.

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David, just take the beer..

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- It's okay.
- <i>You're gonna regret this.</i>

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- Get outta here.
- <i>Big time, big time.</i>

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<i>Thank you for your hospitality.</i>

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Fuck Beta,
let's go to that other part..

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What is that?
What, are you mad at me?

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Oh, no, I love being humiliated!

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Oh, my God.
Look, I threw a Hail Mary!

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I took a big risk, you know

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<i>and I wanted
to make it happen for us.</i>

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<i>I don't think that's so bad.</i>

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<i>Can we just go
to this girl's party</i>

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and forget about that frat?

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- It's so not worth it.
- There is no party, man!

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It's clearly a prank.

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Alright, fine,
a prank by her would be amazing.

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I would love to be pranked
by a girl like that.

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Look, let's just,
let's go back to the dorm

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we'll get drunk, alright?

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Obviously, this night's
not working out.

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- Thank you.
- <i>But that's not..</i>

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It's not just tonight.

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If we go home and we,
and we just give up

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that's the next four years.

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That's just us drinking
and playing Xbox

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and doing nothing
for the rest of college.

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That doesn't sound bad.

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That sounds way better
than someone making fun of me

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every time I walk
through their door.

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David, I can't even
get this address anymore.

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I mean, can you read that?
What do you want me to...

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I know the address, so don't
worry about the address.

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I got that in my head.

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It says nothing, I mean, what
if we can't find this place?

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If we can't find the place,
I will call a cab immediately.

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Right away, okay?

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You'll pay for the cab?

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Of course, I'll pay for the cab.

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You'll get me an egg cream
on the way home?

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I was gonna buy you
an egg cream no matter what.

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- <i>Can we go?</i>
- Yeah, fine.

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- Alright. Yeah.
- I'm in.

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- Thank you.
- Okay, last chance, man.

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Yes, that's all I'm asking for.

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Alright, guys, I think, uh..

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This is, um, this is it.

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What is this?

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It's a driveway.

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- With grass?
- Yeah, with grass. Come on.

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Guys, this is just a prank,
I'm going to sit down.

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No, do not sit down.

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It is impossible to get you up
when you sit down, let's go.

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Would you pl..

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Oh, goddamnit.

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Ow!

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Ow! Fucking ticks.

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D-David?

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Oh, my God,
does that look like a prank?

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That's the best prank
in the world.

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- Uh, yeah.
- Come on, let's go. Come on.

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- It's amazing!
- Hey, hey, that. Look at that.

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- She's really cute!
- Yeah.

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Oh, man!

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- I would love to meet her.
- Yeah, this is good.

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I think this is
the best I'll do, you know?

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Well, give yourself
some credit.

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You know, they're kinda,
like, better from afar

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so we don't mess it up.

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That's what
I'm saying exactly, yeah.

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When you get close
and then you disappoint

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and you have to talk and you
have to like impress them.

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Is it weird that I'm aroused?

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I'm also very sweaty, I think...

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- <i>Hey, guys!</i>
- Oh!

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- Hey.
- <i>Whoa!</i>

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I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to spook ya.

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Yeah, so... sorry, we thought
it was an a... abandoned house.

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No. No, not quite.

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Okay.

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You wanna join us?

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- Yeah!
- Yes, yes, definitely.

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- Yeah.
- Definitely, yes.

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<i>I think that'll be really good.</i>

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We, we're not doing,
I think we're free.

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Thank you, sir,
bless your heart.

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You're a really good guy,
I won't let you down.

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- I'm Ricky, by the way.
- I'm Ethan, thank you.

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- I'm Justin.
- Great.

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- I, ah..
- Great, here.

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- Oh! Take that.
- Okay.

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- Just picked up.
- Oh, these are heavy!

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It's at least like,
200 years old.

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- That's right.
- Yeah.

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Let yourselves in.

244
00:13:33,816 --> 00:13:34,751
Yeah.

245
00:13:36,587 --> 00:13:39,390
Oh, merlot.
I'm big, I'm big on merlot.

246
00:13:58,309 --> 00:14:00,142
Gentlemen!

247
00:14:00,144 --> 00:14:03,845
- Meet Maxwell Peterson III.
- Oh, call me Max.

248
00:14:03,847 --> 00:14:05,014
What's your name?

249
00:14:05,016 --> 00:14:06,950
- Ethan.
- Nice to meet you.

250
00:14:06,952 --> 00:14:08,851
- Justin.
- Nice to meet you, Justin!

251
00:14:08,853 --> 00:14:10,186
- <i>What about you, man?</i>
- <i>I'm David.</i>

252
00:14:10,188 --> 00:14:12,055
- Nice to meet you.
- And I'm just like..

253
00:14:12,057 --> 00:14:14,692
New England Colonial,
it's like, come on.

254
00:14:14,694 --> 00:14:16,194
<i>It's just.. Yeah.</i>

255
00:14:20,366 --> 00:14:22,233
So... so do you guys
live here or, uh..

256
00:14:22,235 --> 00:14:25,935
Yeah. I mean, it's a long
drive to class, but..

257
00:14:25,937 --> 00:14:27,438
Oh, sorry.

258
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:30,374
<i>Totally fucking worth it.</i>

259
00:14:30,376 --> 00:14:32,176
What he said.

260
00:14:32,178 --> 00:14:34,478
So, uh, can I get you guys
a drink or anything?

261
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:37,781
- I would like to hang out, yes.
- Excellent. You two with me?

262
00:14:37,783 --> 00:14:39,584
- Alright, you're with me.
- <i>Let's do it.</i>

263
00:14:39,586 --> 00:14:41,187
- Let's do it to it.
- Oh.

264
00:14:42,154 --> 00:14:44,124
Do anyone of you like Scotch?

265
00:14:46,159 --> 00:14:48,426
Oh! Oh, man.

266
00:14:48,428 --> 00:14:50,562
What is that, liquid brick?

267
00:14:50,564 --> 00:14:51,663
How's rush week going, man?

268
00:14:51,665 --> 00:14:53,598
- Yeah, it's, you know.
- Huh?

269
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,300
It's kind of a,
a little bit of a mixed bag

270
00:14:55,302 --> 00:14:58,003
but, you, what year are you?

271
00:14:58,005 --> 00:14:59,405
- I'm a senior.
- Oh..

272
00:14:59,407 --> 00:15:01,340
You look like a senior.

273
00:15:01,342 --> 00:15:02,277
Yeah.

274
00:15:10,418 --> 00:15:11,517
Whoa.

275
00:15:16,491 --> 00:15:18,257
Wh... what,
what frat is this again?

276
00:15:18,259 --> 00:15:19,728
Say hello to Bret.

277
00:15:20,529 --> 00:15:21,827
Uh, hello, Bret.

278
00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:25,198
No, I'm good, I had a beer at..
Okay, sure. Uh..

279
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,834
- Uh, cheers.
- Mm, the good stuff.

280
00:15:28,836 --> 00:15:31,538
- Oh, no, thanks.
- You don't want any?

281
00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:33,240
- No, I'm good.
- That's premium vodka.

282
00:15:33,242 --> 00:15:34,642
I don't drink.

283
00:15:34,644 --> 00:15:36,512
Well, that's pretty
fucking rude.

284
00:15:38,648 --> 00:15:39,714
<i>Oh, thank you.</i>

285
00:15:41,016 --> 00:15:42,283
Come on, guys,
we've got more people to meet.

286
00:15:42,285 --> 00:15:43,720
Chill, man, it's cool.

287
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:51,559
Wow!

288
00:15:53,530 --> 00:15:54,629
Oh, yeah, oh.

289
00:15:54,631 --> 00:15:56,264
<i>Are you gonna go talk to 'em?</i>

290
00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:58,734
Yeah, I just, uh, I'm gonna
do a little strategizing

291
00:15:58,736 --> 00:16:00,369
and I'm gonna,
I'm gonna get over there.

292
00:16:00,371 --> 00:16:02,638
Ben, man, sup?

293
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:03,672
- How's it goin', man?
- Yeah.

294
00:16:03,674 --> 00:16:04,673
Did you guys meet David yet?

295
00:16:04,675 --> 00:16:06,208
No, hey.

296
00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:09,180
David was just telling us
about his, um, his strategy.

297
00:16:11,182 --> 00:16:12,314
Oh, yeah?

298
00:16:12,316 --> 00:16:13,982
I mean, it's..
Wheels are turning.

299
00:16:13,984 --> 00:16:15,084
Come on, man,
I'll introduce you!

300
00:16:15,086 --> 00:16:16,085
No, that's okay,
you've gotta...

301
00:16:16,087 --> 00:16:17,086
<i>Come on.</i>

302
00:16:17,088 --> 00:16:18,087
There's a method to my madness.

303
00:16:18,089 --> 00:16:19,088
<i>I'll do it. I'll..</i>

304
00:16:19,090 --> 00:16:21,156
You could introduce me, I'll...

305
00:16:21,158 --> 00:16:22,625
- <i>Yeah?</i>
- Yeah.

306
00:16:22,627 --> 00:16:26,665
Ladies, please,
meet Sam, Ben, David.

307
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,400
Hi.

308
00:16:30,402 --> 00:16:31,901
- Hey.
- Hi.

309
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:34,537
- I'm Stacey.
- How's it going?

310
00:16:34,539 --> 00:16:37,040
You look like
my little brother.

311
00:16:37,042 --> 00:16:38,141
Thank you.

312
00:16:38,143 --> 00:16:40,444
Th... thank you for saying that.

313
00:16:40,446 --> 00:16:42,212
- Anybody wanna do a shot?
- Shots?

314
00:16:42,214 --> 00:16:43,246
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

315
00:16:43,248 --> 00:16:44,715
- Yeah.
- Yes, please.

316
00:16:44,717 --> 00:16:47,084
- <i>I'll do shots.</i>
- Shots are my middle name.

317
00:16:47,086 --> 00:16:48,252
Anyone want a special shot?

318
00:16:48,254 --> 00:16:50,121
I'll.. I'd like, I'd like that.

319
00:16:50,123 --> 00:16:51,756
- Yeah? You?
- I'd like that.

320
00:16:51,758 --> 00:16:53,357
What's a special shot?

321
00:16:53,359 --> 00:16:55,159
- <i>That's a special shot.</i>
- <i>Oh!</i>

322
00:16:56,162 --> 00:16:57,294
<i>Pleasure's all you, bro.</i>

323
00:16:57,296 --> 00:16:59,463
How many special shots
are we doing here?

324
00:16:59,465 --> 00:17:01,633
<i>Um, o... okay.</i>

325
00:17:01,635 --> 00:17:03,568
See, I didn't realize that,
Stacey, you were not specific

326
00:17:03,570 --> 00:17:04,569
'cause if he's doing...

327
00:17:04,571 --> 00:17:05,871
- Cheers!
- Cheers!

328
00:17:05,873 --> 00:17:07,773
Cheers! Are we doing
another special shot?

329
00:17:07,775 --> 00:17:08,774
Or is that the last...

330
00:17:08,776 --> 00:17:11,176
<i>Drink your fucking shot, David.</i>

331
00:17:11,178 --> 00:17:12,677
<i>Oh!</i>

332
00:17:12,679 --> 00:17:14,012
- Ooh!
- <i>Whew!</i>

333
00:17:14,014 --> 00:17:15,947
- Whoo! Yeah.
- <i>Alright, come on, boys.</i>

334
00:17:15,949 --> 00:17:18,049
- There's more party to be had.
- Okay.

335
00:17:18,051 --> 00:17:19,317
- <i>Alright!</i>
- You're welcome.

336
00:17:19,319 --> 00:17:20,620
- <i>I'll see you later, right?</i>
- <i>Whoa!</i>

337
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:21,621
Awesome, man!

338
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:22,622
And you, talk to you later.

339
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:23,558
Bye!

340
00:17:25,293 --> 00:17:27,560
Enjoy the party.

341
00:17:27,562 --> 00:17:29,629
- <i>David, come on, man.</i>
- A hundred percent.

342
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:32,064
I will do that.

343
00:17:32,066 --> 00:17:33,001
Yeah.

344
00:17:35,437 --> 00:17:36,371
Yeah.

345
00:17:40,308 --> 00:17:43,610
Your shirt is so soft!

346
00:17:43,612 --> 00:17:46,012
Thanks, it's my favorite.

347
00:17:46,014 --> 00:17:47,314
This is so amazing.

348
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,816
- You should.. Not now, man.
- This is so amazing.

349
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:49,817
This is so..

350
00:17:51,887 --> 00:17:54,588
Hi, I'm David, I'm David.

351
00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:56,123
- She doesn't care.
- No, but it's okay.

352
00:19:08,735 --> 00:19:10,035
Oh, yeah, this one.

353
00:19:17,510 --> 00:19:19,845
- Don't touch the fucking...
- Sorry.

354
00:19:19,847 --> 00:19:21,613
I thought I told you
not to touch the door.

355
00:19:21,615 --> 00:19:23,549
- I'm sorry, Ethan.
- Uh, I... I'm sorry!

356
00:19:23,551 --> 00:19:25,049
No, it's, uh, it's my fault.

357
00:19:25,051 --> 00:19:27,653
I... I... I asked her to show me
where the bathroom is.

358
00:19:27,655 --> 00:19:30,222
- Uh, I apologize.
- That's great, it's fine. Yeah.

359
00:19:30,224 --> 00:19:31,723
Don't worry about it,
it's just, you know

360
00:19:31,725 --> 00:19:34,029
we keep our valuables
down there, and so..

361
00:19:35,462 --> 00:19:37,329
- Don't touch the door.
- Okay.

362
00:19:37,331 --> 00:19:40,001
- Everything okay?
- Yeah, everything's fine.

363
00:19:40,936 --> 00:19:42,769
You guys want a drink?

364
00:19:42,771 --> 00:19:45,507
- Yeah.
- Great! Cool, lead the way.

365
00:19:46,908 --> 00:19:49,943
Why don't you show him
where the drinks are?

366
00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:12,197
We have to kick
you guys out, sorry.

367
00:21:13,632 --> 00:21:15,200
<i>Yeah, we need to crash.</i>

368
00:21:16,036 --> 00:21:17,869
It's morning time.

369
00:21:17,871 --> 00:21:19,638
- I really thank you.
- Wild night.

370
00:21:20,774 --> 00:21:23,473
- Did you have fun?
- Come on, boys.

371
00:21:23,475 --> 00:21:25,442
Alright, sure. I mean,
I hope we didn't

372
00:21:25,444 --> 00:21:27,645
overstay our welcome and all.

373
00:21:27,647 --> 00:21:29,214
I really appreciate
your having us.

374
00:21:33,853 --> 00:21:34,986
What are you guys
doin' tomorrow?

375
00:21:34,988 --> 00:21:36,289
Nothing, why?

376
00:21:37,824 --> 00:21:39,624
We really like you guys.

377
00:21:39,626 --> 00:21:41,659
We think you might be
club material.

378
00:21:41,661 --> 00:21:42,895
Well, that...
that's really great.

379
00:21:42,897 --> 00:21:46,732
- We really like you, too.
- This was so much fun.

380
00:21:46,734 --> 00:21:49,001
Good, so, uh, pack a bag

381
00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:50,803
and we'll see you
tonight at 8:00.

382
00:21:50,805 --> 00:21:52,738
So is this like a,
is this like a bid?

383
00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:54,473
Eight o'clock.

384
00:21:54,475 --> 00:21:55,975
- Alright.
- Okay.

385
00:22:06,922 --> 00:22:08,988
<i>Dude, you told us
to get dressed two hours ago.</i>

386
00:22:08,990 --> 00:22:10,790
<i>Why are you still
getting packed?</i>

387
00:22:10,792 --> 00:22:12,559
'Cause it takes
a very long time

388
00:22:12,561 --> 00:22:15,328
to get me to look
this good, alright?

389
00:22:15,330 --> 00:22:17,363
Hey, do you think
those girls are there a lot?

390
00:22:17,365 --> 00:22:18,531
<i>Yeah, are you kidding?</i>

391
00:22:18,533 --> 00:22:19,666
They're probably there
all the time.

392
00:22:19,668 --> 00:22:21,135
It's an amazing house.

393
00:22:21,137 --> 00:22:23,738
My question is,
does the club own a yacht?

394
00:22:23,740 --> 00:22:26,674
Because I've always wanted
to get a blow job on a yacht.

395
00:22:26,676 --> 00:22:28,409
I think maybe
you should focus on, you know

396
00:22:28,411 --> 00:22:29,410
like kissing a girl

397
00:22:29,412 --> 00:22:31,814
or just a regular
blow job first.

398
00:22:33,683 --> 00:22:36,317
Guys, if we had
a house like that

399
00:22:36,319 --> 00:22:38,686
the girls would
definitely come to us.

400
00:22:38,688 --> 00:22:40,287
Alright, this whole
thing could be pretty fun.

401
00:22:40,289 --> 00:22:42,924
It's going to be incredible.

402
00:23:08,253 --> 00:23:09,254
Hello?

403
00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:12,789
- David?
- Hello?

404
00:23:12,791 --> 00:23:14,793
- Just go in their house?
- I don't know how.

405
00:23:15,693 --> 00:23:16,628
Hello?

406
00:23:21,399 --> 00:23:23,601
- Okay.
- Are we, uh, are we early?

407
00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,037
Wow.

408
00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:26,572
Guys?

409
00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:35,114
Welcome, gentlemen.

410
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,854
Hi, Max, did you get much sleep?

411
00:23:42,856 --> 00:23:44,858
Put the bags on the floor
and get in line.

412
00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:58,837
The three of us
were talking last night.

413
00:23:58,839 --> 00:24:00,405
We realized
we might have given you

414
00:24:00,407 --> 00:24:03,275
the wrong idea about our club.

415
00:24:03,277 --> 00:24:06,979
You see, our club is not about
beautiful women and drugs.

416
00:24:06,981 --> 00:24:08,716
No, those are by-products.

417
00:24:09,684 --> 00:24:12,952
By-products of a singular focus.

418
00:24:12,954 --> 00:24:15,988
You see, the Crypteia
produces the best.

419
00:24:15,990 --> 00:24:19,061
Each and every member
dominates his field.

420
00:24:20,095 --> 00:24:23,696
<i>Advertising, tech, finance.</i>

421
00:24:23,698 --> 00:24:27,067
<i>So, if you pledge today, yes</i>

422
00:24:27,069 --> 00:24:28,969
<i>there are gonna be
beautiful women</i>

423
00:24:28,971 --> 00:24:32,939
<i>and lots of parties,
but more importantly</i>

424
00:24:32,941 --> 00:24:35,675
<i>you're gonna have a future
so fucking bright</i>

425
00:24:35,677 --> 00:24:37,111
<i>that you're gonna need
sunglasses</i>

426
00:24:37,113 --> 00:24:39,249
<i>every time you look
in the mirror.</i>

427
00:24:40,515 --> 00:24:42,682
Have I cleared this up?

428
00:24:42,684 --> 00:24:45,253
- Yeah, that sounds good.
- That sounds good.

429
00:24:45,255 --> 00:24:49,523
I think the word he was
looking for is, "Yes, sir."

430
00:24:49,525 --> 00:24:50,658
- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.

431
00:24:50,660 --> 00:24:52,493
- Uh..
- Oh, no, no, no.

432
00:24:52,495 --> 00:24:54,397
You will speak
once you're spoken to.

433
00:24:55,732 --> 00:24:57,066
Yes, sir.

434
00:25:01,604 --> 00:25:03,238
- You had a question.
- <i>Yes.</i>

435
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,509
Uh, is... is there gonna be more
pledges or is... is this it?

436
00:25:28,432 --> 00:25:30,735
I don't think
you're hearing me, Sam.

437
00:25:31,937 --> 00:25:34,205
You see, this club is exclusive.

438
00:25:36,309 --> 00:25:38,574
There are never more
than ten active members

439
00:25:38,576 --> 00:25:40,413
on campus at any time.

440
00:25:41,780 --> 00:25:43,581
You're at the doorway
to the elite.

441
00:25:45,918 --> 00:25:49,420
But that doesn't mean
you won't have to work for it.

442
00:25:49,422 --> 00:25:52,356
You see, privilege
comes with hard work

443
00:25:52,358 --> 00:25:56,095
comes with... sacrifice.

444
00:26:02,202 --> 00:26:03,467
So are you ready to pledge?

445
00:26:03,469 --> 00:26:04,568
- Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!

446
00:26:04,570 --> 00:26:06,338
Louder, our members
don't mumble!

447
00:26:06,340 --> 00:26:07,471
- Yes, sir!
- <i>Yes, sir!</i>

448
00:26:07,473 --> 00:26:10,308
Are you ready
to be kings of the campus?

449
00:26:10,310 --> 00:26:12,877
- Yes, sir!
- Do you have what it takes?

450
00:26:12,879 --> 00:26:14,479
- <i>Yes, sir!</i>
- <i>Louder!</i>

451
00:26:14,481 --> 00:26:15,480
- Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!

452
00:26:15,482 --> 00:26:16,614
One more time!

453
00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:18,550
- Yes, sir!
- Good!

454
00:26:18,552 --> 00:26:22,687
Over the next 48 hours,
you will be tested

455
00:26:22,689 --> 00:26:26,591
physically, mentally

456
00:26:26,593 --> 00:26:27,929
emotionally.

457
00:26:29,697 --> 00:26:30,898
Make us proud.

458
00:26:31,733 --> 00:26:34,002
We're in this together.

459
00:26:36,438 --> 00:26:39,239
- Phones, now.
- What?

460
00:26:39,241 --> 00:26:41,108
Come on, everybody, in the bag.

461
00:26:41,110 --> 00:26:42,144
O... okay.

462
00:26:50,719 --> 00:26:51,820
<i>Line up!</i>

463
00:27:14,611 --> 00:27:18,613
Alright, so, every year,
we pick a class president.

464
00:27:18,615 --> 00:27:20,284
Uh, who'd would like
to volunteer?

465
00:27:22,486 --> 00:27:24,585
I could do it, I mean,
I was very active in

466
00:27:24,587 --> 00:27:26,155
high school politics.

467
00:27:26,157 --> 00:27:27,224
Great!

468
00:27:34,298 --> 00:27:35,465
I resign as president.

469
00:27:35,467 --> 00:27:36,732
Well, as president,
I'm gonna need you to

470
00:27:36,734 --> 00:27:37,733
make a decision here.

471
00:27:37,735 --> 00:27:39,168
Right, um, I resigned.

472
00:27:39,170 --> 00:27:41,870
Do we brand you
or everybody else?

473
00:27:41,872 --> 00:27:42,871
I think there's some
confusion here.

474
00:27:42,873 --> 00:27:44,007
Time's up!

475
00:27:44,009 --> 00:27:47,043
<i>What the fuck?
What the fuck?</i>

476
00:27:50,549 --> 00:27:53,316
You're gonna have to think
faster than that, cocksuckers.

477
00:27:55,687 --> 00:27:57,455
Indecisiveness
will get you hurt.

478
00:27:57,457 --> 00:27:59,089
David, you had
a perfect opportunity

479
00:27:59,091 --> 00:28:00,491
and you messed it up.

480
00:28:00,493 --> 00:28:03,294
You see, guys, that is exactly
what you have this weekend

481
00:28:03,296 --> 00:28:06,530
a perfect opportunity to go
through 48 hours of hell.

482
00:28:06,532 --> 00:28:09,733
Yes, mind you, but still
come out on top.

483
00:28:09,735 --> 00:28:10,970
Right, Paul Blart?

484
00:28:15,608 --> 00:28:16,707
Who's next?

485
00:28:16,709 --> 00:28:18,443
You just said
that if he got branded

486
00:28:18,445 --> 00:28:19,977
the rest of us
didn't have to do it.

487
00:28:19,979 --> 00:28:21,846
That was only
if he made a decision.

488
00:28:21,848 --> 00:28:23,714
I'm gonna need you
to lean forward for me.

489
00:28:23,716 --> 00:28:26,017
No, man, I'm not
doing that, I'm not doing that.

490
00:28:26,019 --> 00:28:29,287
- It's quick, guys.
- Ricky, come on, man.

491
00:28:29,289 --> 00:28:30,856
There's gotta be another way.

492
00:28:30,858 --> 00:28:32,259
Somethin' else, you know?

493
00:28:33,727 --> 00:28:35,028
Sorry, bud.

494
00:28:41,236 --> 00:28:43,436
Can I pick the spot?

495
00:28:43,438 --> 00:28:44,771
Sure, man.

496
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,374
Okay.

497
00:28:51,713 --> 00:28:54,180
Just like... right there, okay?

498
00:28:55,350 --> 00:28:56,916
Can... can you give me
a countdown?

499
00:28:56,918 --> 00:28:58,284
Yeah, sure, one.

500
00:29:01,022 --> 00:29:04,025
- Oh, God!
- <i>That's so fucked up!</i>

501
00:29:04,994 --> 00:29:06,126
Oh, my God!

502
00:29:06,128 --> 00:29:08,694
- I'm not doing this?
- Oh, my God!

503
00:29:08,696 --> 00:29:10,397
<i>I can't do this.</i>

504
00:29:10,399 --> 00:29:11,798
I can't do this.

505
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:12,799
<i>Oh, come on,
we're gonna brand you</i>

506
00:29:12,801 --> 00:29:14,067
<i>for all the right reasons.</i>

507
00:29:14,069 --> 00:29:15,135
I'm not gonna do it.

508
00:29:15,137 --> 00:29:16,437
It's not a walk-on, boys.

509
00:29:16,439 --> 00:29:18,373
If I don't even get picked,
then I'm just branded.

510
00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:19,607
I don't want this!

511
00:29:19,609 --> 00:29:20,874
- <i>Turn around!</i>
- <i>This is fucked up.</i>

512
00:29:20,876 --> 00:29:24,878
- I, I can't do this.
- Shh.

513
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,249
It's either cheek...

514
00:29:27,617 --> 00:29:29,551
or cheek.

515
00:29:29,553 --> 00:29:32,153
Ah, just come on,
just do it quick.

516
00:29:32,155 --> 00:29:33,323
<i>Just do it quick.</i>

517
00:29:33,924 --> 00:29:35,156
Ah..

518
00:29:35,158 --> 00:29:37,258
Say, "Thank you,
President David!"

519
00:29:37,260 --> 00:29:41,095
Oh, God, thank you,
President David.

520
00:29:41,097 --> 00:29:42,431
Cute butt!

521
00:29:45,336 --> 00:29:46,801
Fuck! Fuck!

522
00:29:49,907 --> 00:29:51,407
- Beautiful.
- <i>Alright, time out.</i>

523
00:29:51,409 --> 00:29:53,309
<i>This isn't happening.
Pause, guys.</i>

524
00:29:53,311 --> 00:29:55,244
- How about you, Spike Lee?
- David, Justin, I'm sorry.

525
00:29:55,246 --> 00:29:56,445
I'm... I'm... I'm through
with this.

526
00:29:56,447 --> 00:29:57,647
Stop, wait, please, please.

527
00:29:57,649 --> 00:29:58,881
Calm down, calm down, calm down.

528
00:29:58,883 --> 00:30:00,049
- I wanna go home. No. No.
- Calm down. Okay.

529
00:30:00,051 --> 00:30:01,850
Ricky, please,
I just wanna go home.

530
00:30:01,852 --> 00:30:03,052
<i>Sorry, I'm... I'm... I'm
through with this.</i>

531
00:30:03,054 --> 00:30:04,820
Alright, you can go.

532
00:30:04,822 --> 00:30:07,257
- Give me your word.
- Okay, okay.

533
00:30:07,259 --> 00:30:08,258
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Thank you, Ricky.

534
00:30:08,260 --> 00:30:10,927
I appreciate it.
No, no, oh!

535
00:30:17,135 --> 00:30:18,737
- <i>And you!</i>
- No!

536
00:30:29,482 --> 00:30:30,881
Okay, great.

537
00:30:30,883 --> 00:30:32,783
Cool off. Dinner's in five.

538
00:30:32,785 --> 00:30:34,254
<i>We're having pork chops!</i>

539
00:30:49,103 --> 00:30:50,135
Fuck.

540
00:30:50,137 --> 00:30:51,203
He said it would be
five seconds.

541
00:30:51,205 --> 00:30:52,504
It's way more than five seconds.

542
00:30:52,506 --> 00:30:55,440
Guys, it's... it's just hazing,
it's just hazing.

543
00:30:55,442 --> 00:30:57,242
Okay. I know it
fucking sucks, I know. I...

544
00:30:57,244 --> 00:30:58,645
Look, I've heard of way worse.

545
00:30:58,647 --> 00:31:00,912
You've heard of fraternities
that brand people?

546
00:31:00,914 --> 00:31:02,515
Yeah, sure, sure!

547
00:31:02,517 --> 00:31:04,317
My brother told me
that at his frat

548
00:31:04,319 --> 00:31:06,552
the president chopped
a pledge's finger off one time.

549
00:31:06,554 --> 00:31:09,088
That's not hazing,
that's fucking torture.

550
00:31:09,090 --> 00:31:11,357
This... this doesn't happen
at a fraternity, okay?

551
00:31:11,359 --> 00:31:12,859
We need to contact
the authorities.

552
00:31:12,861 --> 00:31:14,360
It's not a fraternity,
you know, it's a social club

553
00:31:14,362 --> 00:31:15,595
so let's just keep that in mind.

554
00:31:15,597 --> 00:31:16,929
Come on, guys,
look, when he comes back in

555
00:31:16,931 --> 00:31:18,264
I'm saying somethin',
we're going home.

556
00:31:18,266 --> 00:31:19,633
No, you're not, okay?

557
00:31:19,635 --> 00:31:21,067
What the fuck are you
talking about?

558
00:31:21,069 --> 00:31:22,935
I didn't come here
to get branded and leave!

559
00:31:22,937 --> 00:31:25,004
David, take a look around.
We're all hurt, okay?

560
00:31:25,006 --> 00:31:27,608
We can't keep doing this
for 48 hours. Look at him!

561
00:31:27,610 --> 00:31:29,643
No, you're not saying
a word, I swear to God!

562
00:31:31,347 --> 00:31:32,781
- Don't fucking blow it!
- I won't..

563
00:31:35,451 --> 00:31:36,687
<i>Hey!</i>

564
00:31:37,554 --> 00:31:39,188
That was fucking crazy.

565
00:31:40,323 --> 00:31:41,889
You all okay?

566
00:31:41,891 --> 00:31:43,393
That was shitty, Ricky.

567
00:31:46,962 --> 00:31:48,730
I know.

568
00:31:48,732 --> 00:31:51,668
But when you're pledging,
it's supposed to be shitty.

569
00:31:52,502 --> 00:31:53,668
Right.

570
00:31:53,670 --> 00:31:55,537
Look, guys,
I hate this as much as you do

571
00:31:55,539 --> 00:31:57,972
but if we wanna get there, we
have to keep to tradition first.

572
00:31:57,974 --> 00:31:59,610
Come on, man, I can't do this.

573
00:32:01,546 --> 00:32:04,313
<i>I... I can't do that, man.</i>

574
00:32:04,315 --> 00:32:08,086
Hey. Justin, come on, man.

575
00:32:12,223 --> 00:32:13,157
Look..

576
00:32:14,425 --> 00:32:17,460
It's getting too intense,
let me know.

577
00:32:17,462 --> 00:32:18,831
I'll make 'em ease up.

578
00:32:25,671 --> 00:32:26,605
Okay?

579
00:32:29,006 --> 00:32:30,873
Come on, come on.

580
00:33:08,883 --> 00:33:11,617
Rachel. Rachel, don't go.

581
00:33:11,619 --> 00:33:13,585
She probably just stayed over.

582
00:33:13,587 --> 00:33:14,588
Rachel!

583
00:33:18,058 --> 00:33:19,360
Just wait till it's over.

584
00:33:32,774 --> 00:33:34,040
<i>In line, gentlemen.</i>

585
00:33:34,042 --> 00:33:35,778
Take your positions.

586
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:40,915
On your knees.

587
00:33:40,917 --> 00:33:41,851
Now!

588
00:33:43,886 --> 00:33:44,821
Bowls.

589
00:33:51,227 --> 00:33:52,560
Oh, my God.

590
00:33:52,562 --> 00:33:53,761
<i>Oh, that doesn't..</i>

591
00:33:53,763 --> 00:33:56,697
<i>We have prepared
something very special.</i>

592
00:33:56,699 --> 00:33:57,633
Oh!

593
00:34:00,838 --> 00:34:02,205
<i>Smells good, doesn't it?</i>

594
00:34:05,107 --> 00:34:07,107
- <i>Bret's quite the chef.</i>
- <i>Oh!</i>

595
00:34:07,109 --> 00:34:08,412
<i>Gotta love the seasoning.</i>

596
00:34:11,849 --> 00:34:12,816
Oh.

597
00:34:17,421 --> 00:34:18,855
<i>Bon appetit,</i> boys.

598
00:34:18,857 --> 00:34:21,389
Uh, I'm... I'm sorry,
um, what's in this exactly?

599
00:34:24,496 --> 00:34:26,161
What does this
have to do with the club?

600
00:34:26,163 --> 00:34:27,363
Just eat the soup.

601
00:34:27,365 --> 00:34:28,931
He's just looking
for a little context

602
00:34:28,933 --> 00:34:30,433
'cause, you know,
we're gonna eat it.

603
00:34:30,435 --> 00:34:32,203
- Max gave you an order.
- Bret.

604
00:34:33,404 --> 00:34:35,705
Look, guys, this is part
of tradition, okay?

605
00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:37,573
The Crypteia's been
doing this for centuries.

606
00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:38,876
Yeah, but this college
isn't even..

607
00:34:41,379 --> 00:34:43,749
We're looking for
your breaking point, gentlemen

608
00:34:46,117 --> 00:34:48,119
because great men
don't have one.

609
00:34:49,455 --> 00:34:51,822
So show us what kind
of men you are

610
00:34:51,824 --> 00:34:54,057
and eat the soup.

611
00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:15,346
- Now!
- <i>Let's go!</i>

612
00:35:15,348 --> 00:35:16,316
Eat it!

613
00:35:17,785 --> 00:35:19,885
<i>With your fingers and hands!</i>

614
00:35:21,656 --> 00:35:24,222
<i>Get your fucking mouth
in there!</i>

615
00:35:24,224 --> 00:35:27,560
<i>There you go, come on,
pick up the pace a little bit.</i>

616
00:35:27,562 --> 00:35:29,962
<i>Show a little life!</i>

617
00:35:29,964 --> 00:35:31,463
You like that,
you little pussy?

618
00:35:31,465 --> 00:35:35,167
- Fucking eat the soup!
- Come on, eat it!

619
00:35:35,169 --> 00:35:38,504
Now, now, now! Swallow it!

620
00:35:38,506 --> 00:35:40,474
<i>I wanna see it
all over your hair!</i>

621
00:35:41,810 --> 00:35:43,009
<i>You know what,
if any of you spit out</i>

622
00:35:43,011 --> 00:35:44,276
<i>this fucking soup on my table</i>

623
00:35:44,278 --> 00:35:48,048
I swear to God,
I will fucking bury you!

624
00:35:53,522 --> 00:35:54,956
<i>You know,
your brothers have prepared</i>

625
00:35:54,958 --> 00:35:56,156
this wonderful meal for you

626
00:35:56,158 --> 00:35:58,425
and you wanna spit my own food
out on my table?

627
00:36:04,067 --> 00:36:06,266
Everybody on the floor now!

628
00:36:06,268 --> 00:36:07,635
Crawl!

629
00:36:07,637 --> 00:36:09,337
Crawl like the little
bitches you are!

630
00:36:09,339 --> 00:36:12,506
- Go, go, go!
- <i>Nose and toes, gentlemen.</i>

631
00:36:14,210 --> 00:36:16,410
Nose and toes
right fucking now!

632
00:36:16,412 --> 00:36:19,748
- I don't do knees.
- Get on your elbows!

633
00:36:19,750 --> 00:36:21,783
- Are you fucking stupid?
- No.

634
00:36:21,785 --> 00:36:24,553
Shut the fuck up.
Are you fucking stupid?

635
00:36:24,555 --> 00:36:27,089
- Yes.
- Shut the fuck up!

636
00:36:27,091 --> 00:36:30,726
Are you fucking stupid?

637
00:36:34,965 --> 00:36:36,131
Are you stupid?

638
00:36:36,133 --> 00:36:37,967
- Do you want me to...
- Shut the fuck up!

639
00:36:37,969 --> 00:36:39,735
Jesus Christ!

640
00:36:39,737 --> 00:36:40,870
Get him, get him.

641
00:36:40,872 --> 00:36:43,706
Tighten it,
tighten it, tighten it!

642
00:36:53,852 --> 00:36:56,086
You are such a stupid asshole.

643
00:36:56,088 --> 00:36:57,520
I must be doing something wrong

644
00:36:57,522 --> 00:37:01,091
'cause every single one of you
deserve to fucking die

645
00:37:01,093 --> 00:37:05,261
and instead, I have to sit here
and take care of you!

646
00:37:10,670 --> 00:37:13,237
- How do you like that?
- Whoo!

647
00:37:22,015 --> 00:37:23,547
- You fucking love it!
- Oh!

648
00:37:23,549 --> 00:37:25,382
- Oh, fuck!
- Shut up.

649
00:37:25,384 --> 00:37:26,818
<i>Do you fucking love it?</i>

650
00:37:26,820 --> 00:37:28,920
Damn it, what the fuck is wrong?

651
00:37:28,922 --> 00:37:31,456
Why do we always get
the fucking losers?

652
00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:33,091
What the fuck is wrong with us?

653
00:37:34,561 --> 00:37:38,296
Beat him, beat him.

654
00:37:38,298 --> 00:37:40,598
- Shut the fuck up!
- Whoo!

655
00:37:44,371 --> 00:37:48,007
- <i>Shit!</i>
- That is fucking disgusting.

656
00:37:48,009 --> 00:37:50,443
Did you just fucking vomit
on my goddamn floor?

657
00:37:50,445 --> 00:37:51,977
Did you fucking vomit?

658
00:37:51,979 --> 00:37:52,978
You motherfucker.

659
00:37:54,582 --> 00:37:58,851
Yeah. Get in there,
nice and clean, Mr. Mop and Glo.

660
00:38:11,633 --> 00:38:14,202
<i>Okay, everybody,
on your feet, let's go!</i>

661
00:38:14,204 --> 00:38:15,535
<i>Get the fuck up!</i>

662
00:38:15,537 --> 00:38:17,004
Get the fuck up,
through the door

663
00:38:17,006 --> 00:38:19,706
<i>through the fucking door, go!</i>

664
00:38:19,708 --> 00:38:21,976
<i>Let's fucking go,
you fat fuck!</i>

665
00:38:22,979 --> 00:38:26,446
<i>Max, Ricky, open up!</i>

666
00:38:29,786 --> 00:38:30,720
<i>Where's Stacey?</i>

667
00:38:32,956 --> 00:38:35,124
Ricky, tell me where she is.
I know she's here.

668
00:38:35,126 --> 00:38:37,126
I haven't seen her
since yesterday.

669
00:38:37,128 --> 00:38:38,129
Have you heard?

670
00:38:43,533 --> 00:38:45,368
So, uh, Bret, if you wouldn't
mind doing the honors..

671
00:38:47,303 --> 00:38:49,305
We've prepared a very lovely
place for you all to sleep.

672
00:38:51,575 --> 00:38:54,576
Oh, and, uh, I need
to get this chair right..

673
00:38:54,578 --> 00:38:57,182
Gentlemen, your new bedroom.

674
00:38:59,383 --> 00:39:00,584
Why don't we start with you?

675
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,120
It's not quite a hotel room

676
00:39:04,122 --> 00:39:05,824
<i>but I think it'll serve
its purpose.</i>

677
00:39:08,425 --> 00:39:10,226
Come on.

678
00:39:10,228 --> 00:39:12,428
Now, I expect you all
to get some really good rest

679
00:39:12,430 --> 00:39:14,364
and in the morning,
be sharp and ready to go

680
00:39:14,366 --> 00:39:15,465
for more of the pledging.

681
00:39:15,467 --> 00:39:16,833
Sound good? Excellent.

682
00:39:16,835 --> 00:39:19,369
Oh, uh, watch out
for the rats in the back.

683
00:39:36,355 --> 00:39:37,755
Fuck.

684
00:39:37,757 --> 00:39:39,390
The floor's actually
not so uncomfortable.

685
00:39:39,392 --> 00:39:40,992
David, shut up.

686
00:39:40,994 --> 00:39:43,028
The light will be a problem,
but I can lie on this floor.

687
00:39:43,030 --> 00:39:44,798
David, shut up.

688
00:39:46,566 --> 00:39:48,867
- I could... I could...
- David, shut the fuck up, man.

689
00:39:48,869 --> 00:39:50,735
This is your fault we're here.

690
00:39:50,737 --> 00:39:52,604
Now, what the fuck
is that supposed to mean?

691
00:39:52,606 --> 00:39:54,139
Are you kidding me right now?

692
00:39:54,141 --> 00:39:56,309
This was all your idea.
You brought us here.

693
00:39:56,311 --> 00:39:58,944
You got us branded, you did all
this shit. It's your fault.

694
00:39:58,946 --> 00:40:00,545
Oh, this is my fault?
You didn't want to be here?

695
00:40:00,547 --> 00:40:02,649
No, man! I didn't
wanna do any of this shit!

696
00:40:04,085 --> 00:40:06,451
And you know what?
I would have said me.

697
00:40:06,453 --> 00:40:07,586
<i>What the fuck does that mean?</i>

698
00:40:07,588 --> 00:40:09,757
When they asked to brand
you or everybody else..

699
00:40:12,393 --> 00:40:15,661
...I would've said,
I would've said me.

700
00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:18,466
I mean, who doesn't,
who doesn't say that?

701
00:40:22,804 --> 00:40:25,072
Okay, that's ridiculous. They
didn't give me a chance to say..

702
00:40:25,074 --> 00:40:26,374
...to say anything.

703
00:41:17,461 --> 00:41:18,663
Hey.

704
00:41:29,608 --> 00:41:32,976
- What is this?
- Tequila. Enjoy.

705
00:41:32,978 --> 00:41:35,145
Look, I think my burn's
infected, man. Can I get out?

706
00:41:35,147 --> 00:41:37,383
- I'll let 'em know.
- No, seriously. Hey!

707
00:42:01,574 --> 00:42:05,243
<i>The Crypteia is dedicated
to finding and training</i>

708
00:42:05,245 --> 00:42:07,813
<i>the future leaders
of our great nation.</i>

709
00:42:07,815 --> 00:42:10,282
<i>Formally established in 1852</i>

710
00:42:10,284 --> 00:42:14,086
<i>the club boasts traditions that
date back to ancient Sparta.</i>

711
00:42:14,088 --> 00:42:16,955
<i>Our members include heads of
industry, politicians</i>

712
00:42:16,957 --> 00:42:19,825
<i>and other brave men
who drive progress.</i>

713
00:42:19,827 --> 00:42:22,861
<i>Wow, talk about
an alumni network.</i>

714
00:42:22,863 --> 00:42:26,899
<i>Of all the animals, the
Crypteia celebrates the rat.</i>

715
00:42:26,901 --> 00:42:29,534
<i>While most regard the rat
as a lowly creature</i>

716
00:42:29,536 --> 00:42:32,505
<i>one should not overlook
its most valuable trait</i>

717
00:42:32,507 --> 00:42:33,973
<i>tunnel vision.</i>

718
00:42:33,975 --> 00:42:36,809
<i>If a rat is hungry,
if it truly wants something</i>

719
00:42:36,811 --> 00:42:38,811
<i>it will tear through
any obstacle</i>

720
00:42:38,813 --> 00:42:42,282
<i>be it dirt, brick, flesh,
or even wood.</i>

721
00:42:42,284 --> 00:42:45,986
<i>If you value your goal,
you could do the same.</i>

722
00:42:45,988 --> 00:42:47,720
<i>Think you have what it takes?</i>

723
00:42:47,722 --> 00:42:51,191
<i>Bust a gut
and keep moving out.</i>

724
00:43:02,272 --> 00:43:05,806
<i>The Crypteia is dedicated
to finding and training</i>

725
00:43:05,808 --> 00:43:08,376
<i>the future leaders
of our great nation.</i>

726
00:43:08,378 --> 00:43:10,145
<i>Formally established
in 1852..</i>

727
00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:12,313
<i>...the club boasts traditions</i>

728
00:43:12,315 --> 00:43:14,249
<i>that date back to
ancient Sparta.</i>

729
00:43:17,587 --> 00:43:20,389
- Hi.
- <i>Hi.</i>

730
00:43:20,391 --> 00:43:23,591
<i>Wow, talk about..</i>

731
00:44:11,878 --> 00:44:14,580
<i>Good morning, pledges!</i>

732
00:44:14,582 --> 00:44:17,081
So, tell me, boys,
how'd you sleep?

733
00:44:17,083 --> 00:44:18,282
Did you, uh,
stay away from the rats?

734
00:44:18,284 --> 00:44:19,851
How long have we been in here?

735
00:44:19,853 --> 00:44:22,620
Well, you've been here
for, uh, 12 hours.

736
00:44:22,622 --> 00:44:25,923
My burn's infected,
I need to go.

737
00:44:25,925 --> 00:44:28,327
You know, I think we can get
that taken care of, actually.

738
00:44:28,329 --> 00:44:29,760
Oh, yes, we can!

739
00:44:29,762 --> 00:44:31,298
Come, right this way.

740
00:44:56,258 --> 00:44:58,024
Alright, pledges,
right this way.

741
00:44:58,026 --> 00:44:59,692
Gentlemen,
please have your seats.

742
00:44:59,694 --> 00:45:00,827
Hey, Max, man,
is there any way

743
00:45:00,829 --> 00:45:02,396
I could get just, like,
a pretzel or something?

744
00:45:02,398 --> 00:45:03,531
Yeah, sure, I'll get you
something to eat.

745
00:45:03,533 --> 00:45:06,333
Don't worry, I've taken
good care of you so far.

746
00:45:06,335 --> 00:45:08,402
Ethan, you're my golden boy.

747
00:45:08,404 --> 00:45:10,339
Why don't you take
this golden seat?

748
00:45:15,745 --> 00:45:19,148
I am terribly sorry for the way
you've been treated so far.

749
00:45:20,716 --> 00:45:22,250
<i>It's all part
of the hazing process</i>

750
00:45:22,252 --> 00:45:23,886
<i>so there's nothing
to worry about, okay?</i>

751
00:45:25,522 --> 00:45:28,089
<i>Now, I have someone
very special that will help</i>

752
00:45:28,091 --> 00:45:30,625
<i>you know, lift your spirits,
alright?</i>

753
00:45:30,627 --> 00:45:31,694
<i>What do you say, guys?</i>

754
00:45:32,863 --> 00:45:34,464
Can I get a little excitement?

755
00:45:36,833 --> 00:45:39,267
Come on, give me
some excitement!

756
00:45:39,269 --> 00:45:41,169
<i>Okay, clap, there we go!</i>

757
00:45:41,171 --> 00:45:43,539
Okay, so, cue music.

758
00:45:46,311 --> 00:45:48,578
Gentlemen..

759
00:45:48,580 --> 00:45:50,779
...for you.

760
00:45:52,550 --> 00:45:54,951
- Ooh!
- <i>Oh, man.</i>

761
00:45:54,953 --> 00:45:56,385
<i>Oh, my gosh!</i>

762
00:45:56,387 --> 00:45:58,522
<i>I got enough of a hard-on
to go around.</i>

763
00:46:00,526 --> 00:46:02,359
- <i>Ooh!</i>
- Oh!

764
00:46:02,361 --> 00:46:04,597
- It wasn't cheap!
- God damn.

765
00:46:05,631 --> 00:46:07,264
I'm happy my legs are crossed.

766
00:46:07,266 --> 00:46:08,599
Woo!

767
00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:12,703
- Woo!
- <i>Oh.. Oh..</i>

768
00:46:12,705 --> 00:46:14,338
- Woo!
- <i>Oh..</i>

769
00:46:14,340 --> 00:46:16,373
<i>Oh, man!</i>

770
00:46:16,375 --> 00:46:17,941
Ow!

771
00:46:19,778 --> 00:46:21,346
<i>Damn.</i>

772
00:46:22,716 --> 00:46:25,048
<i>Oh, man. Yeah!</i>

773
00:46:25,050 --> 00:46:26,653
<i>Come on, heartthrob.</i>

774
00:46:30,190 --> 00:46:31,757
- Woo!
- Fuck.

775
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,793
College, guys,
am I right?

776
00:46:36,830 --> 00:46:39,397
Ethan, uh, you're injured.

777
00:46:39,399 --> 00:46:41,367
Would you mind terribly?

778
00:46:41,369 --> 00:46:44,637
- I'm okay.
- No, no, no, no, no. It's fine.

779
00:46:44,639 --> 00:46:46,070
<i>It's on us, really.</i>

780
00:46:46,072 --> 00:46:47,939
You know, she's here
to do her job.

781
00:46:47,941 --> 00:46:49,742
- Thank you.
- <i>Really, I'm okay.</i>

782
00:46:49,744 --> 00:46:51,343
Don't worry,
she's gonna make sure

783
00:46:51,345 --> 00:46:52,947
you're back in tip-top shape.

784
00:47:00,988 --> 00:47:03,456
I'm sure you know..

785
00:47:03,458 --> 00:47:05,824
Yeah, just be careful.

786
00:47:05,826 --> 00:47:07,562
Oh, that looks infected.

787
00:47:11,733 --> 00:47:13,768
That's better. Thank you.

788
00:47:16,673 --> 00:47:20,142
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, yeah, round two, baby.

789
00:47:21,411 --> 00:47:23,344
<i>Hey, we're not
paying extra for that.</i>

790
00:47:28,318 --> 00:47:29,951
Rachel?

791
00:47:36,025 --> 00:47:37,393
Run.

792
00:47:46,804 --> 00:47:48,203
Yeah!

793
00:47:50,941 --> 00:47:52,140
<i>Fuckin'..</i>

794
00:47:52,142 --> 00:47:54,042
That was awesome, right?

795
00:47:54,044 --> 00:47:55,844
Alright, boys,
you sit tight

796
00:47:55,846 --> 00:47:57,212
I'm gonna get you some snacks.

797
00:47:57,214 --> 00:47:59,617
And you said you wanted
pretzels, right?

798
00:48:00,819 --> 00:48:03,051
Great.

799
00:48:11,129 --> 00:48:13,730
Guys.
Shh, come here.

800
00:48:13,732 --> 00:48:15,398
We have to go now.

801
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,033
You're gonna mess it up
for all of us.

802
00:48:17,035 --> 00:48:18,968
No, you can pledge
without us, okay?

803
00:48:18,970 --> 00:48:20,303
We need to leave.

804
00:48:20,305 --> 00:48:21,705
Okay, can you just
tell me what's happening?

805
00:48:21,707 --> 00:48:23,940
I will tell you outside.
We have to go.

806
00:48:23,942 --> 00:48:26,008
This is a bad idea.
We're almost done here, guys.

807
00:48:26,010 --> 00:48:29,313
Are you sure? Because I think
staying here is a real bad idea.

808
00:48:29,315 --> 00:48:31,749
- It's just hazing.
- Yeah, this is what frats do.

809
00:48:31,751 --> 00:48:34,720
David... this isn't a frat.

810
00:48:36,055 --> 00:48:37,588
<i>We have to go.</i>

811
00:48:37,590 --> 00:48:39,591
Are you coming?

812
00:48:39,593 --> 00:48:41,458
Yeah, I'm coming.

813
00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:43,160
- Okay, let's go.
- Alright. Let's go.

814
00:48:43,162 --> 00:48:44,664
Shh.

815
00:48:50,936 --> 00:48:52,837
What the fuck?

816
00:48:56,811 --> 00:48:58,176
Where are you going?

817
00:48:58,178 --> 00:49:00,245
- Why is the door locked?
- Uh..

818
00:49:00,247 --> 00:49:02,380
Max didn't want any more girls
showing up, so..

819
00:49:02,382 --> 00:49:04,949
We were gonna go get some food.
We were feeling...

820
00:49:04,951 --> 00:49:06,354
We're leaving.

821
00:49:08,322 --> 00:49:09,921
Come on.

822
00:49:09,923 --> 00:49:11,524
<i>You're almost done.</i>

823
00:49:11,526 --> 00:49:13,259
Hey, look,
Ethan's really hurt

824
00:49:13,261 --> 00:49:16,495
and he needs to see
a doctor or a nurse.

825
00:49:16,497 --> 00:49:18,397
You know, I think, like,
a nurse with an actual

826
00:49:18,399 --> 00:49:20,702
medical degree
and not just a outfit.

827
00:49:23,271 --> 00:49:26,972
If you leave, that's it.

828
00:49:26,974 --> 00:49:28,109
You're out.

829
00:49:30,546 --> 00:49:31,979
You get that, right?

830
00:49:34,950 --> 00:49:35,951
Yeah.

831
00:49:37,352 --> 00:49:38,620
I'm sorry.

832
00:49:40,255 --> 00:49:41,521
Let's just..

833
00:49:41,523 --> 00:49:44,425
Let's get your phones,
your bags..

834
00:49:44,427 --> 00:49:48,028
- And cab home on me.
- Thank you, but I'd rather go.

835
00:49:48,030 --> 00:49:50,164
- <i>We need to get our phones.</i>
- Why do we need our phones?

836
00:49:50,166 --> 00:49:51,532
Fuck it,
I'll get a new one.

837
00:49:51,534 --> 00:49:55,102
Campus is, like, two miles away,
and Ethan's hurt.

838
00:49:55,104 --> 00:49:56,172
We need to call a cab.

839
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,844
Fuckin' fine. Can... can we just
hurry, please?

840
00:50:01,044 --> 00:50:02,711
Okay.

841
00:50:02,713 --> 00:50:04,278
- No.
- <i>Jesus Christ.</i>

842
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,750
- Guys. Don't. Guys, guys.
- By the piano.

843
00:50:13,524 --> 00:50:15,693
I don't... I don't
see any bags. I don't..

844
00:50:19,363 --> 00:50:21,296
They try to run?

845
00:50:21,298 --> 00:50:23,900
- <i>Yup.</i>
- Hmm.

846
00:50:23,902 --> 00:50:25,300
Fuck this. Fuck this, man.
Fuck, I wanna...

847
00:50:25,302 --> 00:50:29,472
Get back inside or I will rip
your fuckin' nose off!

848
00:50:29,474 --> 00:50:31,039
- <i>Whoa, hey!</i>
- Really, guys?

849
00:50:31,041 --> 00:50:32,675
Without saying goodbye?

850
00:50:32,677 --> 00:50:34,444
<i>Jesus Christ.</i>

851
00:50:34,446 --> 00:50:37,247
<i>Look, I..
Can we just go and... and...</i>

852
00:50:37,249 --> 00:50:39,082
- People know we're here.
- No, they don't.

853
00:50:39,084 --> 00:50:40,517
Yes, they do,
I texted them.

854
00:50:40,519 --> 00:50:41,652
Right when we got here,
I texted them.

855
00:50:41,654 --> 00:50:44,254
I checked all your phones.

856
00:50:44,256 --> 00:50:46,423
<i>Look, we... we just wanna go.
Ethan's really hurt.</i>

857
00:50:46,425 --> 00:50:47,858
- Let us go.
- On your knees.

858
00:50:47,860 --> 00:50:49,058
Okay, this isn't necessary.

859
00:50:49,060 --> 00:50:50,561
If you could just
let us walk out the door

860
00:50:50,563 --> 00:50:51,695
right now,
everything'll be fine.

861
00:50:51,697 --> 00:50:53,330
Will you just get on
the fucking floor?

862
00:50:53,332 --> 00:50:56,333
No, okay? Now we are leaving,
and that's it!

863
00:50:56,335 --> 00:50:58,904
Alright, I... I'm sorry, I know
this was a big opportunity

864
00:50:58,906 --> 00:51:01,105
<i>and I was excited,
but it's over.</i>

865
00:51:02,876 --> 00:51:04,441
No, stop!

866
00:51:04,443 --> 00:51:07,612
<i>There's no need for that,
guys. Come on.</i>

867
00:51:07,614 --> 00:51:09,314
- Fuckin' baby.
- Watch it.

868
00:51:10,450 --> 00:51:12,049
- Hey!
- Get the fuck off me!

869
00:51:12,051 --> 00:51:14,020
It wasn't me. I swear.
It wasn't me.

870
00:51:14,022 --> 00:51:17,222
- He's just trying to..
- Shut up!

871
00:51:17,224 --> 00:51:20,358
<i>Now you're all gonna be part
of a little experiment.</i>

872
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:21,528
Oh, fuck.

873
00:51:22,964 --> 00:51:25,196
On the floor, now.

874
00:51:25,198 --> 00:51:27,198
- Please, man, come on.
- Now!

875
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:30,170
Now, I want you all
to pay attention carefully.

876
00:51:31,306 --> 00:51:33,005
<i>I have no medical training..</i>

877
00:51:33,007 --> 00:51:34,540
- Max, Max.
- ...whatsoever.

878
00:51:34,542 --> 00:51:36,142
<i>We don't want to
pledge anymore.</i>

879
00:51:36,144 --> 00:51:37,643
We're done. Just let us go.
I'm begging you.

880
00:51:37,645 --> 00:51:40,013
- <i>Ethan, they don't care.</i>
- Max.

881
00:51:40,015 --> 00:51:42,851
If you were all wondering
what you had for dinner..

882
00:51:48,323 --> 00:51:49,623
<i>What is that? Hey.</i>

883
00:51:49,625 --> 00:51:52,159
Oh, fuck. Jesus.

884
00:51:52,161 --> 00:51:55,095
- What the fuck. Max.
- I just wanna go.

885
00:51:55,097 --> 00:51:56,630
- What are you doing, man?
- <i>Max!</i>

886
00:51:56,632 --> 00:51:58,799
You know, this rat
kinda reminds me of you.

887
00:51:58,801 --> 00:52:01,035
<i>What the fuck? Hey.</i>

888
00:52:01,037 --> 00:52:03,838
- It's scared.
- <i>Max, Ricky, this is crazy.</i>

889
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:05,240
And it's starving.

890
00:52:06,876 --> 00:52:08,009
- Come on. Sam.
- <i>We'll do whatever you want.</i>

891
00:52:08,011 --> 00:52:11,913
Don't do this.
No, hey, don't! Max!

892
00:52:11,915 --> 00:52:14,549
Max! Stop it!

893
00:52:14,551 --> 00:52:16,286
<i>Stop, this is crazy!</i>

894
00:52:25,261 --> 00:52:27,898
Fuck, I can't watch this,
I can't watch this.

895
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:31,634
You watching, pledges?

896
00:52:31,636 --> 00:52:33,402
Stop.

897
00:52:37,375 --> 00:52:39,943
Stop! Stop it!

898
00:52:39,945 --> 00:52:41,610
Sam!

899
00:52:44,348 --> 00:52:46,382
<i>Make that little bitch
watch it!</i>

900
00:52:46,384 --> 00:52:47,884
Max, stop it!

901
00:52:51,222 --> 00:52:54,324
<i>Let him go, let him go,
let him go, man.</i>

902
00:52:54,326 --> 00:52:55,727
<i>You guys watching?</i>

903
00:52:59,197 --> 00:53:01,631
Keep your eyes forward!

904
00:53:25,191 --> 00:53:28,026
Somebody help me, come on!

905
00:53:34,234 --> 00:53:35,267
Fuck.

906
00:53:35,269 --> 00:53:37,038
Stop this, stop this.

907
00:53:40,641 --> 00:53:43,743
Just pass out, pass out,
pass out. Shh.

908
00:53:43,745 --> 00:53:45,479
Shh! Shh!

909
00:54:27,124 --> 00:54:31,528
Oh, boy, do we have a surprise
coming for you guys.

910
00:54:32,696 --> 00:54:34,162
<i>It's about fucking time, huh?</i>

911
00:54:34,164 --> 00:54:36,564
Okay, my, my aunt has
a lot of money, alright?

912
00:54:36,566 --> 00:54:38,200
<i>So if you just please
let me call her</i>

913
00:54:38,202 --> 00:54:39,969
<i>just please... please..</i>

914
00:54:39,971 --> 00:54:41,871
Jesus Christ,
I cannot wait to put

915
00:54:41,873 --> 00:54:43,239
your fucking head on a spit.

916
00:54:43,241 --> 00:54:45,241
All this guy has done
since he's gotten here

917
00:54:45,243 --> 00:54:47,542
is just fucking bitch,
bitch, bitch!

918
00:54:47,544 --> 00:54:50,880
You fucking ingrate,
what is your fucking problem?

919
00:54:50,882 --> 00:54:52,681
Let me please just call her!
I'll call her, it'll be fine!

920
00:54:52,683 --> 00:54:54,750
She'll make it okay,
she'll make it okay, please!

921
00:54:54,752 --> 00:54:57,154
- Shut your fucking..
- <i>What the fuck!</i>

922
00:54:57,156 --> 00:54:59,622
Oh, fuck! Oh, jeez!

923
00:55:06,464 --> 00:55:07,731
- Are you alright?
- Yeah.

924
00:55:07,733 --> 00:55:09,835
Okay, everybody
just calm down.

925
00:55:12,838 --> 00:55:15,174
- Come on.
- <i>Justin.</i>

926
00:55:18,443 --> 00:55:19,609
Put the fire iron down.

927
00:55:19,611 --> 00:55:21,344
Fuck you,
you lizard illuminati

928
00:55:21,346 --> 00:55:22,479
pieces of shit.

929
00:55:24,383 --> 00:55:26,651
I think you're getting your
conspiracy theories mixed up.

930
00:55:26,653 --> 00:55:29,486
Justin, what are you gonna do?

931
00:55:29,488 --> 00:55:32,023
What am I gonna do? Why don't
you come and see, Ricky, huh?

932
00:55:32,025 --> 00:55:33,191
- Okay, alright.
- Huh, buddy?

933
00:55:33,193 --> 00:55:37,196
Come on, pork chop!
Bring it on!

934
00:55:37,198 --> 00:55:39,497
Fuck this motherfucker!
Come here!

935
00:55:39,499 --> 00:55:41,734
- Go, go!
- Get 'em, get 'em!

936
00:55:57,551 --> 00:55:59,254
<i>Pledges, open the door.</i>

937
00:56:04,558 --> 00:56:06,059
<i>Pledges!</i>

938
00:56:47,637 --> 00:56:49,039
<i>Hello?</i>

939
00:56:52,276 --> 00:56:53,575
Pledges, open the door.

940
00:56:53,577 --> 00:56:55,010
<i>You need to give us
our phones.</i>

941
00:56:55,012 --> 00:56:57,112
Open the door and maybe
we can talk about that.

942
00:56:57,114 --> 00:56:59,080
You're insane!
You need help!

943
00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:02,218
- Go the fuck away!
- <i>David.</i>

944
00:57:02,220 --> 00:57:03,752
<i>I've got a group
of girls downstairs</i>

945
00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:05,388
<i>that wanna suck your cock.</i>

946
00:57:30,916 --> 00:57:32,448
Ben..

947
00:57:32,450 --> 00:57:34,051
<i>If you could open that door</i>

948
00:57:34,053 --> 00:57:35,852
you would have
opened it already.

949
00:57:35,854 --> 00:57:38,021
You would have been through that
door already, but you're not!

950
00:57:38,023 --> 00:57:40,924
<i>You're not through it, so
I know you can't get through!</i>

951
00:57:40,926 --> 00:57:44,062
Listen, Max, you have Sam

952
00:57:44,064 --> 00:57:46,331
and you have Ben.

953
00:57:46,333 --> 00:57:48,099
Let us go.

954
00:57:48,101 --> 00:57:49,836
What are you talking about?
What are you doing?

955
00:57:55,775 --> 00:57:56,943
<i>Oh, God.</i>

956
00:57:58,912 --> 00:57:59,978
What?

957
00:57:59,980 --> 00:58:02,214
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, what?

958
00:58:07,021 --> 00:58:08,688
<i>Pledges, open the door.</i>

959
00:58:13,627 --> 00:58:16,261
- <i>Open the fucking door!</i>
- It's a stalemate.

960
00:58:16,263 --> 00:58:18,699
We're not coming out,
you're not getting in!

961
00:58:25,506 --> 00:58:28,509
- Motherfucking..
- Shh! Easy, easy.

962
00:58:32,114 --> 00:58:34,681
Stick to the fucking plan.

963
00:58:34,683 --> 00:58:35,784
Easy.

964
00:58:46,329 --> 00:58:47,794
<i>If they won't open up
the fucking door</i>

965
00:58:47,796 --> 00:58:48,996
<i>then you know
what I'm gonna do?</i>

966
00:58:48,998 --> 00:58:50,231
<i>I'm gonna take a knife
and I'm gonna</i>

967
00:58:50,233 --> 00:58:52,433
<i>fucking crack
their skulls open..</i>

968
00:58:52,435 --> 00:58:53,603
<i>You mother..</i>

969
00:58:57,441 --> 00:58:58,639
You selfish fuck!

970
00:58:58,641 --> 00:59:00,641
<i>We have three freshmen</i>

971
00:59:00,643 --> 00:59:02,877
locked in a bathroom upstairs

972
00:59:02,879 --> 00:59:04,680
and you're down here with us?

973
00:59:11,855 --> 00:59:15,491
<i>See, you guys just don't
get it, do you?</i>

974
00:59:15,493 --> 00:59:19,063
You talk on and on
and on and on.

975
00:59:21,065 --> 00:59:23,965
See, it's not about
hurting these people.

976
00:59:23,967 --> 00:59:26,302
It's about learning not
to see them as people at all.

977
00:59:26,304 --> 00:59:27,872
Shut the fuck up!

978
00:59:31,409 --> 00:59:32,508
Let's handle this.

979
00:59:32,510 --> 00:59:34,177
Yeah, well, a minute ago
I saw them tear

980
00:59:34,179 --> 00:59:35,580
right through you guys.

981
00:59:41,554 --> 00:59:43,619
Careful, Ben.

982
00:59:43,621 --> 00:59:44,656
Yeah?

983
00:59:45,957 --> 00:59:48,791
Maybe I should just skip
the trip upstairs.

984
00:59:48,793 --> 00:59:50,062
Come on, try it.

985
00:59:51,764 --> 00:59:53,097
Come on, little man.

986
00:59:53,099 --> 00:59:55,734
- Fuck!
- Okay, alright. Enough.

987
01:00:07,914 --> 01:00:09,249
Shh.

988
01:00:31,205 --> 01:00:32,807
<i>I don't hear anything.</i>

989
01:00:35,776 --> 01:00:37,445
<i>Oh, fuck.</i>

990
01:00:51,927 --> 01:00:53,362
We gotta think of something.

991
01:00:56,064 --> 01:00:57,632
We need to go.

992
01:00:57,634 --> 01:01:00,568
We gotta get out of here
right now, okay?

993
01:01:00,570 --> 01:01:01,868
- We gotta move.
- Yeah, but how?

994
01:01:01,870 --> 01:01:02,869
<i>We're just gonna run.</i>

995
01:01:02,871 --> 01:01:04,605
We're gonna run and swing

996
01:01:04,607 --> 01:01:06,840
and fight until
we're just out that door.

997
01:01:06,842 --> 01:01:08,442
David, we don't know what's
on the other side of that door.

998
01:01:08,444 --> 01:01:10,777
They're just people.
They're just human..

999
01:01:10,779 --> 01:01:14,348
They're college students.
One of them is four feet tall.

1000
01:01:14,350 --> 01:01:16,784
<i>We can get the fuck
outta here right now.</i>

1001
01:01:16,786 --> 01:01:18,121
<i>Alright,
you good with that?</i>

1002
01:01:19,856 --> 01:01:22,560
Okay. Fuck it, fuck it.
Yeah, alright.

1003
01:01:24,328 --> 01:01:26,197
Yeah, alright. Fuck!

1004
01:01:27,998 --> 01:01:30,067
Oh, shit.
Oh, fucking shit.

1005
01:01:32,570 --> 01:01:35,672
- Alright, man.
- One..

1006
01:01:35,674 --> 01:01:37,139
Two... three.

1007
01:02:03,001 --> 01:02:04,968
David?

1008
01:02:04,970 --> 01:02:06,936
- Oh! Ah!
- David?

1009
01:02:06,938 --> 01:02:09,406
No! Let's go! Let's go!

1010
01:02:31,498 --> 01:02:34,499
Hey, come on, come on. I found
a way, let's go, let's go.

1011
01:02:34,501 --> 01:02:36,601
Yeah, come on.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!

1012
01:02:36,603 --> 01:02:38,903
Go, go, go, go!

1013
01:02:38,905 --> 01:02:40,508
<i>To the right,
to the right.</i>

1014
01:02:50,585 --> 01:02:52,754
- Which way?
- Come on, we're going this way.

1015
01:02:59,093 --> 01:03:00,926
Guys.

1016
01:03:00,928 --> 01:03:01,896
Shh.

1017
01:03:03,798 --> 01:03:05,898
- You hear that, right?
- No, no, no, it's this way.

1018
01:03:05,900 --> 01:03:07,401
No, no, no, Shh, shh.
Listen.

1019
01:03:08,437 --> 01:03:10,805
- Oh, there it is.
- Come on.

1020
01:03:11,907 --> 01:03:13,008
Come on.

1021
01:03:29,092 --> 01:03:32,260
- What is this place?
- I don't know.

1022
01:03:32,262 --> 01:03:34,130
<i>Build a mansion on
a bunch of tunnels?</i>

1023
01:03:40,738 --> 01:03:42,105
What the hell?

1024
01:03:45,842 --> 01:03:46,874
What?

1025
01:03:49,613 --> 01:03:51,046
Rachel.

1026
01:03:51,048 --> 01:03:53,749
Alright. It's okay.

1027
01:03:53,751 --> 01:03:55,486
<i>Please, hold still. Uh..</i>

1028
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:03,827
Do you know how to
get out of here?

1029
01:04:03,829 --> 01:04:05,497
I don't.. I don't know.

1030
01:04:07,232 --> 01:04:09,132
Ben, do you..

1031
01:04:09,134 --> 01:04:11,101
- <i>What the hell?</i>
- Ben?

1032
01:04:11,103 --> 01:04:13,703
This is starting to feel
like a trap again.

1033
01:04:13,705 --> 01:04:15,905
No, listen to me. They're
fucking psychopaths, man.

1034
01:04:15,907 --> 01:04:17,710
They killed Sam.

1035
01:04:19,044 --> 01:04:20,178
They killed Dav..

1036
01:04:21,547 --> 01:04:23,046
How do you know
we can trust her?

1037
01:04:23,048 --> 01:04:25,549
- She helped us, alright?
- Helped us when, man?

1038
01:04:25,551 --> 01:04:27,318
She's the one who brought
us here in the first place.

1039
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:28,652
She's the reason
we're pledging at all.

1040
01:04:28,654 --> 01:04:29,722
Look!

1041
01:04:33,659 --> 01:04:35,863
<i>You're not the ones pledging.</i>

1042
01:04:45,839 --> 01:04:47,272
We gotta go.

1043
01:04:47,274 --> 01:04:49,140
<i>We gotta go right now.</i>

1044
01:04:49,142 --> 01:04:51,143
Alright, come on.

1045
01:04:51,145 --> 01:04:52,446
<i>Alright, come on.</i>

1046
01:05:59,015 --> 01:06:01,917
Rachel! Rachel!
Hey!

1047
01:06:01,919 --> 01:06:03,320
Oh, come on.

1048
01:06:43,997 --> 01:06:45,663
Shit.

1049
01:06:52,205 --> 01:06:54,340
End of the line, boys.

1050
01:06:55,942 --> 01:06:59,845
Oh, I am so goddamn
excited for this.

1051
01:07:48,798 --> 01:07:50,499
Eh, fuck it. Let's do it.

1052
01:08:02,746 --> 01:08:04,447
- Come on, fat boy!
- Ah!

1053
01:08:12,188 --> 01:08:13,421
Come on.

1054
01:08:17,260 --> 01:08:19,964
Yeah, squeal like a pig,
fuckin' fat boy!

1055
01:08:33,511 --> 01:08:34,977
- <i>Watch it. Watch it.</i>
- Ah!

1056
01:08:34,979 --> 01:08:36,180
Come on!

1057
01:08:37,548 --> 01:08:39,515
- Ah!
- You like that?

1058
01:08:48,060 --> 01:08:50,159
Oh! Ah!

1059
01:09:04,744 --> 01:09:06,079
Come on!

1060
01:09:28,201 --> 01:09:30,404
Yeah!

1061
01:09:36,577 --> 01:09:37,745
Woo!

1062
01:11:02,367 --> 01:11:03,668
Max!

1063
01:11:15,981 --> 01:11:17,416
Please.

1064
01:11:23,722 --> 01:11:24,790
Please.

1065
01:11:25,992 --> 01:11:27,160
Please!

1066
01:11:41,976 --> 01:11:43,842
Please.

1067
01:11:43,844 --> 01:11:45,679
Help. Please.

1068
01:12:59,792 --> 01:13:04,792
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