oh boy

((stuff happened))
<Orea_Luanda> no, I mean like... Why am I half naked :?
<Orea_Luanda> And here :?
* Revark_Fritan pecks the head on its check, then immediately drops it.
<Frederick> AAAERRGG
<Horkos_Mement> *KISSSS THE HEAAAAADDDDDDD*
<Revark_Fritan> *there*
<Horkos_Mement> *OH DANG IT*
* Frederick triggers the gun several times
<Horkos_Mement> *THAT WONT WORK DANG*
<Revark_Fritan> *wait orea*
<Revark_Fritan> *you blacked out?*
<AlexThresh> "Oh yow decided if you were drwnk yow didn't mind. Also yow made owt with Revark and I stopped yow from having sex."
<Orea_Luanda> Huh :? I guess :?
<Frederick> Oh god io necessitare a drink
<Horkos_Mement> *well im still ded hot dang*
<Orea_Luanda> I guess I was right about not minding... Hehe :p
<Orea_Luanda> Wait.
<Orea_Luanda> What :?
<Revark_Fritan> *um*
* Orea_Luanda blushes very heavily
<Revark_Fritan> *its nothing really! lets get back to the game!*
<Horkos_Mement> *political problem*
<AlexThresh> Piirst takes a look at Frederick. She can't recall what he looks like.
* Frederick switched to comb move and combs his hair
<Orea_Luanda> ... What happened exactly :?
<Horkos_Mement> *ah well at least its better than bein stuck in that stuffy box*
* Orea_Luanda gets up looking at revark
<Revark_Fritan> *nothing of interest lets move along haha so much fun*
<Orea_Luanda> WHAT THE FUCK DID WE DO :?
<Horkos_Mement> *well still ded here*
<Revark_Fritan> *we just kissed! we just kissed and hugged!*
<AlexThresh> "Wow, gill. Not so lowd." She shook her head.
<Revark_Fritan> *i swear! nothing else!*
<Horkos_Mement> *revark*
<Orea_Luanda> JUST FUCKING KISSES AND HUGS :?! THAT HAD BETTER FUCKING BE IT :!
<Frederick> Want a shell?
<Revark_Fritan> *piirst twisted your tits?*
<AlexThresh> "Then I pinched yowr rwmbleglobes." She informed with a nod. "Nothing else."
<Frederick> I got polls
<AlexThresh> "Wow. Revark. Vwlgar."
<Orea_Luanda> I'M NOT FUCKING GOING TO DEAL WITH A FUCKING GRUB :!
<Revark_Fritan> *w-what?*
<Horkos_Mement> *well i'm still ded*
<Horkos_Mement> *u gotta kiss the head*
<Horkos_Mement> *u gotta jusT DO IT*
<AlexThresh> Piirst takes the head from Revark since he's a pansy and kisses Horkos' head on the lips and then throws it away with a kick.
<AlexThresh> Splosh
<Frederick> Hey, why is there a body and why I didn't do it!
<AlexThresh> "Moving on!"
<AlexThresh> (no body)
* Orea_Luanda runs into the south trailer
<Horkos_Mement> *magics as im finally not ded*
<Horkos_Mement> "Hi."
<AlexThresh> Piirst checks out his pajamas. "Sup"
<Horkos_Mement> "Weell thaat waas... iinteereestiing?"
<AlexThresh> "Don't lie."
* Revark_Fritan is just sitting.
<Frederick> I need to calm down a bit, going to the lake
<Frederick> Anyone coming?
<AlexThresh> "Swre."
* Frederick walks to the shore
<Revark_Fritan> *ill come*
<Revark_Fritan> *nothing else here*
<Horkos_Mement> "AAt leeaast II'm noot iin aa caaptchaalooguuee caard."
* Revark_Fritan follows Frederick.
<AlexThresh> Piirst wears the swimsuit, then it's quickly eaten by her ring. Discarding Orea's clothes to flutter to the floor. She then heads to the water.
<Frederick> Welp
* Orea_Luanda has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
* AnionCation ([email protected]) has joined
<Frederick> Hey, who did that show down there?
<AnionCation> (Fuck, internet)
<AlexThresh> (wb)
<AlexThresh> "Show?"
<Enigma> (everything went to shit)
<Frederick> (And you complain?)
* Enigma is now known as Daemus
<Frederick> The cadaver
<AlexThresh> "Oh that was mwrderer asshole who I knocked owt for trying to fwck me."
<Frederick> Ouch
<Frederick> Wanna throw him into the waste?
<Horkos_Mement> "Muurdeereer? Yoouu meeaan Vorpas?"
<Frederick> I would use cement to dispose but I got none
<AlexThresh> "Swre."
<AlexThresh> Piirst grabs his ankles.
<AlexThresh> "Yow can have the bitey end"
<Frederick> I'll take care of the logistics
<Revark_Fritan> *guys*
<Revark_Fritan> *do you think this*
* Frederick grabs the camera
<Revark_Fritan> *that well*
<Revark_Fritan> *that this is the right thing to do?*
<Frederick> OK, we are all ready?
<AlexThresh> She just drags him she guesses?
<Revark_Fritan> *guys?*
<AlexThresh> "well he did mwrder some bwoy."
<Revark_Fritan> *well yes but*
<Horkos_Mement> "IIf yoouu'ree taalkiing aaboouut Vorpas, theen yees."
<Frederick> To the trash triturating machine!
<Revark_Fritan> *but*
<Horkos_Mement> "AAnd aalsoo thaat 'bwoy' iis mee."
<Revark_Fritan> *but we cant just kill him*
<AlexThresh> Piirst puts him in the recycling bin for the garbage truck to get later. And dusts her hands of it. "now swimming."
<AlexThresh> Lowest effort murder ever.
* Frederick begins to play "walking on sunshine"
* Revark_Fritan stares at the body.
<Horkos_Mement> "EEh, iif soomeeoonee fiinds thee heeaad..."
* Frederick falls into comatose... Again
<Revark_Fritan> *...*
<Horkos_Mement> "OOh, aand noow Frederick's oouut..."
<AlexThresh> Piirst goes with a jump into the shoreline water
* Revark_Fritan sits down at the edge of the water.
* AnionCation walks out of the caravan, looking sober..er, and wipes vomit from her mouth
* AnionCation is now known as Orea_Luanda
<AlexThresh> Piirst is floating on her back and swimming like she belongs in the water.
<Orea_Luanda> Well, err, i'm going to be honest I can't be fucked to find a shirt hehe :p
<AlexThresh> "Yew lie. There's shirts in the caravan"
* Revark_Fritan can't look at Orea.
<Orea_Luanda> Yeah........ Go look for yourself :p
<AlexThresh> "Also i dropped yowr clothes i originally stole next to the fire."
<AlexThresh> Piirst is never wrong.
<Orea_Luanda> But at this point I don't think anyone is caring about nudity.
<Orea_Luanda> Oh, you did :?
<AlexThresh> "I know i don't give a flip!"
<Orea_Luanda> Yeah, I'll just put those on then :)
* Orea_Luanda does so
<Orea_Luanda> I thought your ring just destroyed them though :?
* Orea_Luanda heads to the shoreline
<AlexThresh> "Nope. Gives me the benefit of the clothes as if i wore them."
<Horkos_Mement> "Eh, II'm juust glaad II'm noot iin aa reemootee fooreest and/or caaptchaalooguuee caard."
<Orea_Luanda> Huh. O.o
* Revark_Fritan stares at the horizon.
<Orea_Luanda> Oh, you are alive again :!
<Orea_Luanda> *cough* ehrm.. Revark :|
<Horkos_Mement> "Yeeaah, yoouu haave Piirst too thaank foor thaat!"
<Revark_Fritan> *...*
<Revark_Fritan> *hey orea*
<Orea_Luanda> What exactly happened... Between us... :|
<AlexThresh> "Hey dead guy..!" She calls.
<Revark_Fritan> *you made a dare*
<Horkos_Mement> "Huuh?"
<Horkos_Mement> "Oh, thaat?"
<Revark_Fritan> *for me to kiss you*
<Horkos_Mement> "Yeeaah thaat waas aa daaree/waay too saavee my liife."
<Orea_Luanda> Oh....
<Revark_Fritan> *then we kissed and hugged*
* Orea_Luanda looks at the ground
<Revark_Fritan> *that's it*
* Revark_Fritan keeps looking at the horizon.
<Orea_Luanda> So... Basically I got drunk and had you kiss me? That's all :?
<Horkos_Mement> "II guueess soo."
<Revark_Fritan> *we started rolling around and stuff but yeah*
<AlexThresh> "HEY DEAD BWOY"
<AlexThresh> "COME SWIM"
<Orea_Luanda> And stuff? Please, don't be vague :/
<Horkos_Mement> "Suuree!"
<Orea_Luanda> Look.
<Horkos_Mement> *kersploosh, he is now swimming.*
<Orea_Luanda> Come over here :/
<Revark_Fritan> *...*
* Revark_Fritan stands up.
* Orea_Luanda pats the ground by her
<AlexThresh> Piirst is nude and swimming laps around Horkos.
<Orea_Luanda> (Is sitting down)
* Revark_Fritan sits down next to Orea, a bit too far away.
<Orea_Luanda> Look, shall we just... :/
<Orea_Luanda> Try to forget that happened :?
<Revark_Fritan> *yeah*
<Revark_Fritan> *lets just*
<Revark_Fritan> *do that*
<Orea_Luanda> I'm... Ok being friends and all... :/
<Horkos_Mement> *Swimming. Splash sounds. Onomatopoeia.*
<Revark_Fritan> *...*
<Revark_Fritan> *me too*
<Orea_Luanda> But... I'm just... Not going to fuck you. :/
<AlexThresh> Splish splash not taking a bath.
<AlexThresh> "CALLED IT"
<Revark_Fritan> *i dont really why i did it*
<Orea_Luanda> Yeah... Thanks piirst :)
<Revark_Fritan> *i just wanted it SO much*
<Orea_Luanda> :?
<Revark_Fritan> *and then you woke up*
<Orea_Luanda> What do you mean :?
<AlexThresh> "Call me, the imperial dickblocksension."
<Revark_Fritan> *i dont know just*
<Revark_Fritan> *i never felt so*
<Revark_Fritan> *powerful*
<Orea_Luanda> Very well your royal cockblockhighness :p
<Revark_Fritan> *never before*
<Horkos_Mement> "Thaat iis peerfect. The dickblocksension."
<Orea_Luanda> Huh. :/
<AlexThresh> "I like sober Orea. She's a blast!"
<Orea_Luanda> Do you want to talk about it :?
<Revark_Fritan> *...*
<Revark_Fritan> *no*
<Revark_Fritan> *i just want to forget*
<Orea_Luanda> *sigh* alright then :/
<Orea_Luanda> Friends :?
* Revark_Fritan looks at Orea.
<Revark_Fritan> *friends*
<Horkos_Mement> "II'm deefiiniiteely glaad thaat noow II haavee twoo woorkiing eeyees. AAnd noo staaplees iin my fooreeheeaad."
* Orea_Luanda lightly hugs revark and walks into the sea
* Revark_Fritan remains still for a moment.
<Orea_Luanda> Alright! So... How does this swimming thing work then hehe :?
* Revark_Fritan stands up.
<Revark_Fritan> *guys*
<Revark_Fritan> *i think im uh*
* Orea_Luanda dives into the sea, into the sand
<Revark_Fritan> *im going home*
<Revark_Fritan> *ill see you another time*
<Orea_Luanda> OW FUCK :! THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS :!
<Orea_Luanda> oh.. Ok, err, cya revark :!
<Horkos_Mement> "Yeeaah thaat iisn't."
* Revark_Fritan smiles at Orea for a moment, but then the smile vanishes.
<Horkos_Mement> BTW, see ya Revark!
<AlexThresh> "Yes, havin' no staples and two eyes is a good thing."
<Revark_Fritan> He turns around and begins walking.