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[BALL BOUNCING]

2
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Michael?

3
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What are you doing out here, son?
It's after midnight.

4
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MICHAEL:
Couldn't sleep, Pops.

5
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Well, neither can we,
with all that noise you're making.

6
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Come on, let's go inside.

7
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Just one more shot?

8
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[CHUCKLES]

9
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All right. Just one.

10
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Yeah.

11
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[JAMES CHUCKLES]

12
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That's good. Shoot it again.

13
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Getting pretty good, son.
Go ahead, shoot till you miss.

14
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You think if I can get good enough,
I can go to college?

15
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Hey...

16
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...if you get good enough,
you can do anything you want to, Michael.

17
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I want to play at North Carolina.

18
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That's a real fine school.
Real fine school.

19
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You can get a first-class education there.

20
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I want to play on a championship team.

21
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Then I want to play in the NBA.

22
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[CHUCKLING]
All right, let's slow down, son.

23
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Don't you think you ought
to get a little sleep first?

24
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- And once I've done all that...
- Uh-huh.

25
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...I want to play baseball,
just like you, Dad.

26
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Baseball. Now, that's a sport.

27
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And when you're finished with that,
I suppose you're gonna fly, huh?

28
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[CROWD CHEERING]

29
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MICHAEL:
I just feel at this particular time...

30
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...that I reached the, uh, pinnacle of
my basketball career and I must retire.

31
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[MURMURING]

32
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The one good thing that comes out of this
is that my father had the opportunity...

33
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...to see me play my last basketball game,
and that means a lot to me.

34
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MALE REPORTER:
What are you gonna do now?

35
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Well, I've never really told anybody this,
except for one person, and, uh...

36
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But I think I'm gonna go play
professional baseball.

37
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[MURMURING]

38
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- What position will you play?
- I don't know. As a kid, I was a pitcher.

39
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I think that would be kind of hard for me
to pitch, so I'm gonna play the outfield.

40
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[SCREAMING]

41
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KID:
Woo-hoo!

42
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Let's get out of here, Dad. This stinks.

43
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Don't bring me here anymore, all right?

44
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- Don't bring me here anymore, all right?
SWACKHAMMER: Are you listening?

45
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Did you hear him? Did you hear him?
That little brat is right.

46
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I've told you, if I've told you once...

47
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...I told you a thousand, thousand,
thousand, thousand times.

48
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We need new attractions.

49
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- Right.
- New ones.

50
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Uh-huh.

51
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- Get it?
- Big, shiny new things, yeah.

52
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- Absolutely, sir.
- Look at me. Look at me and listen.

53
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The customer is always right.

54
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[SCREAMS]

55
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BOTH: Right.
- The customer is always right.

56
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BUPKUS:
Exactly.

57
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Always.

58
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[GROANS]

59
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ALL:
Right.

60
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- Okay, we need something...
NAWT: My bad.

61
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We need something...

62
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[YELLS]

63
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...nutty.
- Nutty.

64
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- Something wacky.
NAWT: Wacky.

65
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We need something, something...
Something... We need something...

66
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Looney? Oops.

67
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Looney. Thank you.

68
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Looney?

69
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I'm an elk. Shoot me.

70
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Yes. Looney. Yes.

71
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Now you're talking.
Looney. Looney. That's it.

72
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That's the word I was looking for.
Looney.

73
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- Get the Looney Tunes.
- Looney Tunes!

74
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- Bring them here.
BLANKO: Sir. Just noticing, sir.

75
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They're from Earth.
What if they can't come?

76
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What did you say?
What if they can't come?

77
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- Make them.
- Cool.

78
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Make them. Ha-ha-ha.

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CREATURES:
We're gonna go get them. Yeah. All right.

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UMPIRE:
Strike!

81
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Looks good in that uniform.

82
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Looks great. Can't teach that.

83
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Can't teach it.

84
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Thanks for autographing that basketball
for my kid. I'm a hero now.

85
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No problem. Happy to do it, man.

86
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Let's go!

87
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Curve ball. Don't swing.

88
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Don't swing.

89
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UMPIRE:
Ball!

90
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Fastball, outside corner. Swing.

91
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Strike!

92
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CATCHER:
That was your pitch.

93
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I know, I missed it.

94
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Don't worry. I'll get you another one.

95
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Podolak. Podolak, come here.

96
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Sorry, I didn't mean to...

97
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- Come here.
- Yes, sir?

98
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Make sure nobody bothers Michael. I want
him to be the happiest player in the world.

99
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The happiest.

100
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Slider. Don't swing.

101
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Strike three!

102
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I told you not to swing.

103
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I couldn't help it.

104
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I understand. Hey, nice talking to you.

105
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[ORGAN PLAYING "CHARGE"]

106
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We're not worried. We're not worried.

107
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PLAYER 1: Good job, Mike.
PLAYER 2: Good hustle.

108
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Good cut, Michael. Good cut.

109
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That was a strikeout, Mike?
Good-looking strikeout. Real good.

110
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You look good when you strike out.
When I strike out, it looks nasty, man.

111
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At least you look good, man.
Good-looking.

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[GRUNTING]

113
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Hi, Mr. Jordan.

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Mr. Jordan, I'm Stan Podolak...

115
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[YELLS]

116
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[STAN GROANING]

117
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Oh, jeez.

118
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- You all right? That was a nasty fall.
- Yeah.

119
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Oh. I'm Stan Podolak, Mr. Jordan.
I'm the Barons' new publicist.

120
00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:26,435
I'm here to make your life easier.
Want me to drive you somewhere?

121
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Want me to pick up your laundry,
babysit your kids? I will do it.

122
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I am here to personally guarantee
that no one will ever bother you.

123
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[CROWD GASPING AND MURMURING]

124
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What was that?

125
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Hang on.

126
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- Hanging on.
- Hanging on.

127
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BLANKO:
Are we there yet?

128
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[YELLING]

129
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- Bombastic.
- Cool.

130
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[GUNSHOTS]

131
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ELMER:
All right, you irascible bunny.

132
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Come back here, you screwy rodent.

133
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I'll, uh, be with you in a second, folks,
after I finish with nature boy here.

134
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:31,834
All right, you pesky rabbit.
I've got you now.

135
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Ouch!

136
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,047
Hmm.

137
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:42,928
One small step for moi...

138
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,931
One giant leap for Moron Mountain.

139
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[SCREAMS]

140
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And one whopper headache for
Elmer Fudd.

141
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Diminutive, ain't they?

142
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- We seek the one they call Bugs Bunny.
- Yeah, Bugs Bunny.

143
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,239
- Have you seen him?
- Where is this guy?

144
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,199
BLANKO:
Is he around?

145
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:07,786
Hmm. Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny.

146
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,956
Say, does he have, uh,
great big long ears?

147
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,542
- Like this?
- Yeah. Yeah.

148
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,795
And does he hop around like this?

149
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,884
- Yeah.
- Well, uh...

150
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:24,303
...does he say, "What's up, doc?"
Like this:

151
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:29,683
- Eh, what's up, doc?
- Yeah!

152
00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,852
Nope. Never heard of him.

153
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,854
[ALL SIGHS]

154
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:39,776
You know, maybe there is no intelligent life
out there in the universe after all.

155
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[HUMMING]

156
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POUND:
Hold on there, Mr. Looney Tune.

157
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BANG:
Hey, what do you think we are, stupid?

158
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Don't move a muscle.

159
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:56,210
Okay, bunny, gather up your Tune pals.

160
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- We're taking you for a ride. Ha, ha.
NAWT: Move it, mister.

161
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Totally. All right.
So, like, where are we going?

162
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,931
Are we there yet?

163
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STAN: Sorry it took so long.
MICHAEL: Don't worry.

164
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:14,603
STAN: That exit wasn't clearly marked.
MICHAEL: Hold up, right here.

165
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,230
STAN: What, here?
MICHAEL: Yes.

166
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:23,070
Thanks for the ride, Sherm.
Appreciate it.

167
00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:25,030
- It's Stan, Mike.
- Sorry.

168
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,617
But you can call me Sherm if you want to.
I've followed your whole career.

169
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- You're the greatest athlete that's ever lived.
- Stan, Stan, Stan.

170
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,957
How do I get out?
The door doesn't work.

171
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:38,126
- I'm sorry. I forgot... It's a classic.
- Oh, yeah.

172
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,964
It's a classic, but it's got a few
peccadilloes. Hold on just a second.

173
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:45,300
A few, huh? It's smoking, too, man.
You need to get that checked.

174
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,261
[GROWLING]

175
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,971
Thanks for the ride.

176
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:50,639
Oh.

177
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:53,809
Oh, this is nice. This is a nice house.

178
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:56,061
That is a beauty. What is that, Colonial?

179
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,479
It's a nice house.

180
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,982
If you need anything done
around the house, I'd be happy...

181
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,276
- Oh, no, I'm fine, thanks.
- Anything you need.

182
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,444
- You gave me a ride. I appreciate it.
- Sure.

183
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:07,114
Tomorrow I'm gonna drive, okay?
So I don't need the ride.

184
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,658
But thanks, though.

185
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:10,951
Too conspicuous?

186
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,495
Yeah.

187
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,038
[CHUCKLES]

188
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:18,375
- All right. All right.
- Thanks, though.

189
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,836
- Tomorrow.
- See you tomorrow.

190
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[BARKS]

191
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,846
Come on, dog. No, not today.

192
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[GRUNTS]

193
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,890
Dog, get off me. Your breath.

194
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,018
- Mr. Jordan, are you okay?
- Get off of me!

195
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,394
Get off of him, Charles.

196
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,646
- Bad dog. Git.
- Get off of him.

197
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,524
- Get off me, Charles.
- Get off of him before I cook you.

198
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:45,402
Come on, come on.
Come on, baby. Come on.

199
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,781
[CHATTERING AND CHEERING]

200
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,744
Get out of the car!

201
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,081
Good game.

202
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,500
Hey, Jeff, you okay?

203
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,717
- How was your game?
JEFF: I don't want to talk.

204
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,552
- Hi, Dad.
JASMINE: Hey, hey.

205
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,180
PASSENGERS:
Michael!

206
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,225
- Daddy, Daddy!
- How you doing?

207
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,728
JUANITA: Hey.
MICHAEL: Hey.

208
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:23,607
- Ooh. You're all covered with drool, baby.
- That's your dog.

209
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:26,068
- What's wrong with Jeff?
- He went two for five...

210
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,362
...lost 32 points in his average.
- Is that all?

211
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:31,740
Yeah, so that puts him at like a.685
or something.

212
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,575
He's batting what?

213
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:36,870
Mm.
Smells good in here. What you cooking?

214
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,915
HOUSEKEEPER: Chicken.
- Chicken and what?

215
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,918
- Chicken and collard greens.
- Good. I'm gonna need a good meal tonight.

216
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,920
[HOUSEKEEPER CHUCKLES]

217
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:47,589
Is everything okay?

218
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:51,301
I stunk up the place.
I hope this baseball thing was a good idea.

219
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:54,680
It was another career day for Michael Jordan
at Barons Field this afternoon.

220
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,098
Let's face it. This baseball...

221
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,183
What are you guys watching?

222
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:01,228
- Today he had three strikeouts.
- Is this the only thing on TV?

223
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:04,189
- That brings his batting average down...
- What's up with this?

224
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,566
...to an anemic.214,
which is also his weight.

225
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:10,487
Baseball bat?
Get this guy a tennis racquet.

226
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,572
Did everyone get mad at you?

227
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:16,827
No. Worse.
Everyone was real nice about it.

228
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:20,539
Michael, I know golf is your sport,
but not here.

229
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,916
I think you should open up
your stance a little.

230
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,335
It might make you more aggressive
at the plate.

231
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:29,923
- You think so? I'll try to remember that.
- Watching this hurts me more than you.

232
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:34,010
What are you guys doing
watching this stuff? It's bad for you.

233
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:44,563
There you go. Road Runner. Beep, beep.

234
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,152
[ROAD RUNNER BEEPS]

235
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:53,405
Oh. Stop this cartoon.

236
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,240
[PORKY PANTING]

237
00:17:55,408 --> 00:18:00,996
We've got an emergency
Cartoon Character Union Meeting to go to.

238
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:06,001
Hey, wait for me. Hold your horses.

239
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,259
Dang. Where'd they go?

240
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:24,060
- Stop the music. Top duck coming through.
FOGHORN: Hey!

241
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:28,190
Jeez. It's getting so a guy can't even
get himself wet around here.

242
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,650
So, what's the big emergency?

243
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:34,780
Uh, these little guys would like to make
an announcement. Here you go, shorty.

244
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,324
- Go.
- All right, all right.

245
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:38,617
[CLEARS THROAT]

246
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:43,371
You, all of you, are now our prisoners.

247
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,875
[LAUGHING]

248
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:50,212
TUNE:
We're in big trouble now.

249
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:54,216
We are taking you to our theme park
in outer space.

250
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,885
- No fooling.
- Where you'll be our slaves.

251
00:18:57,053 --> 00:19:00,555
And placed on display for the amusement
of our paying customers.

252
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:03,558
Oh, fear clutches my breast.

253
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,310
[LAUGHING]

254
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:09,648
We ain't going nowheres.

255
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,864
Eh, not so fast, doc.

256
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:21,117
You just can't turn us into slaves.
That would be bad.

257
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,578
You've gotta give us a chance
to defend ourselves.

258
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,373
- Oh, yeah? Who says?
NAWT: Says who?

259
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:27,707
BUPKUS: Why?
- Just a sec.

260
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:31,461
- There. Read them and weep.
- What's this?

261
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:35,006
"Give them a chance
to defend themselves."

262
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,883
Aw. Do we have to?

263
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,468
- It's in the rule book.
- It is.

264
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,804
Okay. It is in the rule book.

265
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:42,055
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]

266
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:44,432
We have to confer.

267
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:52,440
All right, troops. It is for us to choose
a battlefield that affords us...

268
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,234
Oh, I got it.

269
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:56,903
Yes, Private Porkster?

270
00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:59,948
How about we challenge them to a...

271
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,659
...spelling bee?
- Say...

272
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,953
...we could have a bowling tournament.

273
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,162
[CHUCKLES]

274
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,290
Suffering succotash.

275
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,292
What's wrong with all of you?

276
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:11,960
I say we get a ladder...

277
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,421
...wait till the old lady's out of the room...

278
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:17,465
...then grab that little bird.

279
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:21,011
Whoa, whoa, take a deep breath, Sly.

280
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:24,848
Okay, let's analyze the competition.

281
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:30,979
Now, uh, what are we looking at here?
We got a small race of invading aliens.

282
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:34,399
Small arms. Short legs.

283
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,151
Not very fast.

284
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:38,069
Tiny little guys.

285
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,614
Can't jump high.

286
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,699
ALL:
Ah.

287
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:48,914
We challenge you to a basketball game.

288
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,124
All right. Basketball it is.

289
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,001
- Basketball.
- Basketball.

290
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,420
- Boy, oh, boy.
- All right.

291
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,630
What is basketball?

292
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:57,839
- What's that?
- Beats me.

293
00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,507
We didn't have that in school.

294
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:02,344
- Lights.
FOGHORN: Pardon me. Sorry.

295
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,512
Hey! Down in front.

296
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,806
NARRATOR:
An exhilarating team sport...

297
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:11,561
...currently growing rapidly in popularity
is basketball.

298
00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:16,524
Unlike football and baseball,
only five men can play on a team.

299
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:21,363
It's a fast-paced, razzle-dazzle game
that requires quick wits...

300
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,865
...and even faster reflexes.

301
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:26,868
Here's how it's done
in the professional ranks...

302
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:32,540
...the National Basketball Association,
featuring the best players in the world.

303
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:36,419
- The best players in the world.
- The best.

304
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,630
[HORNS HONKING]

305
00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:54,896
[CROWD BOOS]

306
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,441
POUND:
Excuse me. Oh, so sorry.

307
00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:00,068
NAWT:
Excuse me.

308
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,570
BUPKUS:
Ow. Get your feet out of my nose.

309
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,739
BANG:
Quiet, they're looking.

310
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:08,243
NAWT:
Hey, it's basketball.

311
00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:10,787
BANG: Where?
BLANKO: Whoa. Now what?

312
00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:14,624
[CROWD CHEERS]

313
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:15,875
NAWT: Hey, hey!
POUND: What?

314
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,877
NAWT: She's looking again.
BUPKUS: Close it up.

315
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,462
- Tightly.
- Aah.

316
00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:21,172
POUND:
You poked me again.

317
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:22,757
[NERDLUCKS GRUNTING]

318
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:24,009
- Sweetheart?
- What?

319
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:27,262
- I thought you'd get better seats.
- This is as good as I could get.

320
00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:30,682
This guy next to me is doing something
very weird in his raincoat.

321
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:33,893
Honey, will you just let me watch the game?
Barkley's killing us.

322
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:36,479
Hey, someone's killing someone.

323
00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:38,356
No. Seriously?

324
00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:41,067
POUND: Wow, a killer.
BANG: Let me see.

325
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:44,988
There. That's him, the killer.

326
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:48,158
He's big.

327
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:50,076
He's good.

328
00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:51,453
He's mine.

329
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,997
NAWT: Okay, go get him.
POUND: Yeah.

330
00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:11,514
Get back on defense.
Let's go. Get back on defense, man.

331
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,809
[CROWD CHEERS]

332
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,730
What are you doing?

333
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,239
Time out. Call time out.

334
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,449
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

335
00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:32,160
What's wrong with you, man?
You're killing us.

336
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:34,996
- Let him in. Open up.
- Open.

337
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:37,874
BUPKUS:
Wow. He did it.

338
00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:40,627
I got it. I got his talent.

339
00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:42,045
- All right.
- Super.

340
00:23:42,213 --> 00:23:45,131
- Sit down, Chuck.
- Man, I'm fine. I am fine.

341
00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:47,092
No, no. I played you too many minutes.

342
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:50,053
- But I'm not tired.
- Go get the doctor.

343
00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:00,939
- What's up, man? You all right?
- Yeah.

344
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,816
You sure?

345
00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:07,070
Come on, we're okay.
You're okay. Come on, let's go.

346
00:24:12,827 --> 00:24:15,036
Come on, Patrick. It's showtime.

347
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,664
MAN:
What's wrong with him?

348
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,047
Popcorn...

349
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:27,632
In a shocking development...

350
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:31,553
...five NBA players have been placed
on the disabled list in the last 24 hours...

351
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,013
...all suffering from the same
mysterious ailment.

352
00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:35,765
- Yeah? Hmm.
- Whatever this mystery is...

353
00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:39,519
...it affects the player's coordination.
- I'll be home in a couple days.

354
00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:41,938
- Watch Patrick Ewing.
- Put your mom on the phone.

355
00:24:43,566 --> 00:24:46,401
- It wasn't just in New York.
- Hey, baby. How you doing?

356
00:24:46,569 --> 00:24:50,321
- Check out the highlights.
- You watching TV?

357
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:53,741
What the hell is going on?

358
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:58,663
- You gonna be all right?
- I'm ready, coach. All right.

359
00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:01,291
Looks like I retired just in time.

360
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:03,084
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

361
00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:07,922
All right, baby, gotta go.
I'll call you later, okay? Love you. Bye.

362
00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:09,132
It's open!

363
00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:12,719
Come on, it's game time.
Get your Hanes on. Lace up your Nikes.

364
00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:16,347
Grab your Wheaties and your Gatorade
and we'll pick up a Big Mac on the way.

365
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,892
Now we take you live
to the Forum in Los Angeles...

366
00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:21,394
...where the Lakers are refusing
to take the court.

367
00:25:21,562 --> 00:25:23,313
[CHATTERING]

368
00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:25,315
Guys, we gotta get dressed.

369
00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:29,277
We got a game in five minutes.
I mean, we're talking about a huge fine here.

370
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:31,529
- No, we can't go in the locker room.
- Oh, man.

371
00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:34,908
You heard what happened to Barkley
and Ewing. There's germs in there.

372
00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:38,203
Cedric, that was in New York,
3000 miles away.

373
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,997
Bacteria can travel faster
than the speed of light.

374
00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:44,292
- It could be Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
PLAYER: Yeah, could be.

375
00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:46,836
All right. Dress in the hallway.

376
00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:49,380
PLAYERS:
Okay.

377
00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:57,180
Okay, okay, now, which one of you maroons
has ever played basketball before?

378
00:25:57,348 --> 00:26:01,768
I have, coach. And there's an important
strategic question I need to ask you.

379
00:26:01,936 --> 00:26:03,144
Yes, yes?

380
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:10,318
What do you think? I'm kind of partial
to purple and gold, myself.

381
00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:12,987
It goes better with my coloring.
A one, two, three, four.

382
00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:15,615
Guys? Nice outfit, Daffy.

383
00:26:15,783 --> 00:26:20,495
The little aliens say it's their turn
to, uh, use the court.

384
00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:23,915
Sure, let the little pipsqueaks
knock themselves out.

385
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:27,001
Too bad you can't practice
getting taller, boys.

386
00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:28,586
[TUNES LAUGHING]

387
00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:29,963
[THUNDER CRASHES]

388
00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:36,844
BUPKUS: Whoa!
NAWT: Ah!

389
00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:51,109
[YELLS]

390
00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:58,825
[GROWLS AND CHUCKLES]

391
00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:00,743
[ROARS]

392
00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,166
[CHUCKLING]

393
00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:08,584
Hey, little pig.

394
00:27:09,712 --> 00:27:11,671
- Boo.
- Aah!

395
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:14,966
I wet myself.

396
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,884
[MONSTARS CHUCKLING]

397
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:21,014
Time to play a little basketball.

398
00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:28,271
Those little pipsqueaks
just turned into superstars.

399
00:27:28,439 --> 00:27:31,065
They're monsters.

400
00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:33,109
Suffering succotash.

401
00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:35,361
They're Monstars.

402
00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:39,574
Bye-bye.

403
00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:45,121
Eh,
I think we might need a little bit of help.

404
00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:46,456
[BILL SIGHS]

405
00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:48,583
BILL:
A hundred and seventy-five yards.

406
00:27:48,751 --> 00:27:52,920
Okay, little fella.
You my friend or are you my enemy?

407
00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:55,673
You are my friend, right?
You are my ally.

408
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:59,427
You are my associate,
my personal assistant.

409
00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:02,889
You are my weapon. You are leaving.

410
00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:07,310
- Great shot.
- Nice shot, Mr. Murray.

411
00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:14,150
MICHAEL:
You can stop posing now.

412
00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:15,693
[CHUCKLES]

413
00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:18,780
- Good try.
- Not bad, not bad.

414
00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:21,032
BILL: Something for you to shoot at.
- Hit it good.

415
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,076
Do my best.

416
00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:26,120
It was a good shot.

417
00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:28,164
Yeah, I know.

418
00:28:28,332 --> 00:28:29,791
Mike, I gotta ask you something.

419
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:31,584
The NBA has to face reality.

420
00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:33,878
What's happening to these players
is serious.

421
00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:36,714
They're gonna need new players
with talent.

422
00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:40,968
Guys who are skilled, but never really
thought about a professional career before.

423
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,138
You think I got a shot?

424
00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:47,558
- Come on, really?
- No.

425
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:51,229
- Don't kid me.
- Listen. It's a man's game.

426
00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:53,689
- You can't play.
- What if I tried really hard?

427
00:28:53,857 --> 00:28:55,900
Keep it down. I'm trying to hit this ball.

428
00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:57,944
It's because I'm white, isn't it?

429
00:28:58,112 --> 00:29:00,279
No. Larry's white. So what?

430
00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:03,991
Larry's not white. Larry's clear.

431
00:29:05,369 --> 00:29:06,994
- Good shot, Larry.
STAN: That's nice.

432
00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:09,038
Get inside his ball.

433
00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:10,415
STAN:
Whoa.

434
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,208
LARRY:
You clowns can't beat that.

435
00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:14,460
- My best shot ever.
- You haven't played long.

436
00:29:14,628 --> 00:29:15,670
A Hall-of-Fame shot.

437
00:29:15,838 --> 00:29:18,089
- Really nice shot, Mr. Bird.
LARRY: Larry, please.

438
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,508
- Nice shot, Mr. Larry.
- Nice shot, Larry.

439
00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:22,427
You can do this.

440
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,846
Don't be nervous. You can do this.

441
00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:27,807
Larry, you feel that the NBA
has to face reality, don't you?

442
00:29:27,975 --> 00:29:31,310
Gotta look for more dominant players
in places they never looked before.

443
00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:34,230
Just look at the ball.
Visualize where you want it to go.

444
00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:37,525
- Right, right, right.
- Be the ball. Be the ball.

445
00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:38,943
Get off the tee.

446
00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:40,903
You can't jump.

447
00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:43,823
I... Yeah, go on.

448
00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:46,993
- Close to the pin?
BILL: Close to the pin? For dinner?

449
00:29:47,161 --> 00:29:49,454
LARRY: Sounds good.
BILL: I'll go close to the pin.

450
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,706
- Okay, cool.
- I'll take some of that.

451
00:29:54,168 --> 00:29:55,334
BILL:
That's not bad.

452
00:29:56,003 --> 00:29:57,211
LARRY:
Good shot.

453
00:29:57,379 --> 00:29:59,130
Get down.

454
00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:02,216
MICHAEL:
Look at that. Look at that spin.

455
00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:14,562
Come on.

456
00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:18,191
It is alive.

457
00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:26,115
Yes! Yes! My first hole in one. Yes!

458
00:30:26,617 --> 00:30:27,658
BILL:
Oh.

459
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:30,328
LARRY: Don't say it.
STAN: Never seen one of these before.

460
00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:34,499
Larry, nothing but the bottom of the cup.

461
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:37,335
BILL: That's his ball too.
- Yeah, yeah, it's my ball. Sorry.

462
00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:39,337
- Let me get a picture.
- You guys are jealous.

463
00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:43,966
All right, here we go. Now, you gotta smile.
Reach in for the ball and then smile, okay?

464
00:30:44,134 --> 00:30:45,843
- Yes.
- And you think, "This is good."

465
00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:47,470
MICHAEL: Just take the picture.
- Okay.

466
00:30:57,606 --> 00:30:59,273
- What kind of camera is that?
- Just...

467
00:30:59,441 --> 00:31:01,359
Don't point it at me. Close the lens cap.

468
00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:03,486
- I didn't do anything.
- Where did he go?

469
00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:05,571
[YELLING]

470
00:31:08,242 --> 00:31:09,742
Hey!

471
00:31:10,327 --> 00:31:13,037
No, no, no!

472
00:31:22,673 --> 00:31:24,423
[BIRDS TWITTERING]

473
00:31:24,967 --> 00:31:28,469
Oh, uh, look out for that first step,
doc, it's a real lulu.

474
00:31:29,096 --> 00:31:30,137
Bugs Bunny?

475
00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:32,431
Eh, you were expecting
maybe the Easter Bunny?

476
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:35,518
- You're a cartoon. You're not real.
- Not real, eh?

477
00:31:35,686 --> 00:31:37,979
If I weren't real, could I do this?

478
00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:42,441
Ugh.

479
00:31:42,609 --> 00:31:44,235
Oh, look. Is that Michael?

480
00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:46,070
It's Michael.

481
00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:47,655
GRANNY:
It's Air Jordan.

482
00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:50,449
Basketball.

483
00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:52,660
Ooh. I tought I taw...

484
00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:56,372
I did. I did see Michael Jordan.

485
00:31:56,540 --> 00:32:00,626
Pardon me, Mr. Jordan.
Uh, can I have your auto...?

486
00:32:00,794 --> 00:32:02,169
Your John Hancock, please?

487
00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:04,463
Back off. Let the doctor take a look.

488
00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:09,427
- A little high.
- No.

489
00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:10,761
Going down.

490
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,680
No!

491
00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:17,476
[CHATTERING]

492
00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:21,022
So, what do you say we go
for a little spin?

493
00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:27,069
Hmm.
Now, let's see what we got inside here.

494
00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:29,280
[YODELS]

495
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:31,115
DAFFY:
Say "ah."

496
00:32:33,035 --> 00:32:35,578
All right. He's okay.

497
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:40,750
- What's going on here?
- Why, Michael, I thought you'd never ask.

498
00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:45,254
These aliens from outer space want
to make us slaves in their theme park.

499
00:32:45,422 --> 00:32:46,881
What do we care? They're little.

500
00:32:47,049 --> 00:32:49,258
So we challenged them
to a basketball game.

501
00:32:49,426 --> 00:32:52,345
But then they show up
and they ain't so little. They're huge.

502
00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:55,806
We need to beat these guys,
because they're talking about slavery.

503
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:59,852
They'll make us do stand-up comedy,
the same jokes every night for all eternity.

504
00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:03,397
We'll be locked up like wild animals
and then trotted out to perform...

505
00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:07,693
...for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed,
fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens.

506
00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:10,488
Uh, what I'm trying to say is...

507
00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:12,948
...we need your help!

508
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:15,409
Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now.

509
00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:19,830
Right. And I'm a Shakespearean actor.

510
00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:27,838
Mike? Michael? It's Stan. Stan Podolak.

511
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,675
Uh, look,
I need you to come out now, okay?

512
00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,968
Because you got a baseball game
tomorrow.

513
00:33:33,136 --> 00:33:36,931
And I'd look pretty stupid
if you don't show up.

514
00:33:37,099 --> 00:33:39,767
Think Michael's all right?
I hate to leave him like this.

515
00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:44,063
I'm sure he's fine. I think he just had to
get away from that Stan character.

516
00:33:44,231 --> 00:33:46,357
- God, he's pathetic, isn't he?
- Yeah.

517
00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:48,359
I'm gonna give us both twos back there.

518
00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:50,778
We weren't in any kind of
emotional state to putt.

519
00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:52,697
- I think that's fair.
- Yeah.

520
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:57,284
Now, if Mike is gone,
the NBA is gonna need some new people.

521
00:33:57,452 --> 00:33:58,744
There's room at the top.

522
00:33:58,912 --> 00:34:01,706
An exciting guy who could maybe
even perform at half-time.

523
00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:04,667
You still tight with David Stern?
A phone call from you...

524
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:08,754
Look, I want to help, but I haven't
played basketball in a long time.

525
00:34:08,922 --> 00:34:11,298
- My timing's all off.
- Eh, we'll fix your timing.

526
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,467
Look at our facilities.

527
00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:15,970
We've got hoops.

528
00:34:16,138 --> 00:34:17,805
ELMER:
We got weights.

529
00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:21,058
We've got balls. Whoa!

530
00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:23,394
You sure do. This place is a mess.

531
00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:26,063
Mess?
You're worried about a little mess?

532
00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:29,483
There's nothing here
a little spit shine wouldn't fix.

533
00:34:29,651 --> 00:34:31,902
- Spit shine!
- Spit shine!

534
00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:52,381
Lemony-fresh.

535
00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:54,258
You guys are nuts.

536
00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:57,470
Correction: We're Looney Tunes.

537
00:34:57,637 --> 00:35:03,350
And as such are the exclusive property
and trademark of Warner Bros. Inc.

538
00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:05,770
[RUMBLING]

539
00:35:08,023 --> 00:35:09,982
[GROWLING]

540
00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:13,527
I'm here.

541
00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:16,322
Me too.

542
00:35:17,073 --> 00:35:18,616
That hurt.

543
00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:20,743
[GROWLING]

544
00:35:21,077 --> 00:35:22,119
Who are these guys?

545
00:35:22,287 --> 00:35:26,916
Well, uh, remember the tiny aliens
I told you about?

546
00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:28,292
Oh.

547
00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:32,296
You heard of the Dream Team?
Well, we're the Mean Team, wussy-man.

548
00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:34,381
- Wussy-man.
- Wussy-man?

549
00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:37,843
We're the Monstars. M-O-N... Um...

550
00:35:38,011 --> 00:35:40,554
Let's see what you got, chump.

551
00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:43,307
I don't play basketball anymore.

552
00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:45,935
"I don't play basketball anymore."

553
00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:47,144
[LAUGHING]

554
00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:49,230
Maybe you're chicken.

555
00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:50,689
[MIMICS CHICKEN]

556
00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:53,526
I say, I resemble that remark.

557
00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:54,735
You calling me chicken?

558
00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:56,529
Hey. Come here.

559
00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:02,618
Here you go. Take him.

560
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:06,205
Watch the footwork. Can you believe it?

561
00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:10,417
Get out of the way.

562
00:36:10,585 --> 00:36:12,211
[YELLING]

563
00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:17,675
POUND:
Hey, everybody. Look at your hero now.

564
00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:19,593
[MONSTARS LAUGHING]

565
00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:23,681
You guys are making a big mistake.

566
00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:27,142
You're all washed up, baldy.

567
00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:28,435
Baldy?

568
00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:29,979
He is not washed up.

569
00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:31,939
- Michael's the greatest ever.
- Shut up.

570
00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:33,858
Ooh.

571
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,442
[TWEETY WHIMPERING]

572
00:36:36,695 --> 00:36:38,821
TWEETY:
My poor little cranium.

573
00:36:38,989 --> 00:36:42,408
- You okay?
- Yeah, are you okay?

574
00:36:42,576 --> 00:36:43,617
Whoops.

575
00:36:43,785 --> 00:36:47,496
You're not scared of them,
are you, Michael?

576
00:36:56,882 --> 00:36:59,133
- Let's play some basketball.
TUNES: Yeah.

577
00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:05,598
PLAYER:
Yeah, serve her! Come on! Rebound!

578
00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:23,991
You're...
You're Charles Barkley.

579
00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:28,662
Girls. Come on over. Hurry up. Hurry.

580
00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:31,040
Look. It's Charles Barkley.

581
00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:32,249
Hey, can I play?

582
00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:34,001
[GIRLS CHATTERING]

583
00:37:58,818 --> 00:38:00,611
You're not Charles Barkley.

584
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:02,780
Just a wannabe who looks like him.

585
00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:06,283
Sorry. Break out.

586
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:08,953
You shouldn't even be here. Be gone.

587
00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:11,664
Wannabe. Be gone.

588
00:38:11,915 --> 00:38:13,666
DOCTOR:
Just a few more tests, gentlemen.

589
00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:18,379
Electrolyte levels, glucose,
CBCs, RBCs, etcetera.

590
00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:20,756
And we've scheduled a 12-lead
stress test...

591
00:38:20,924 --> 00:38:24,635
...and neurological battery
to include EEG, reflex tests...

592
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:30,307
And this girl, 5-feet-nothing,
blocked my shot.

593
00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:32,977
When did you first start having
this dream?

594
00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:35,813
It wasn't a dream. It really happened.

595
00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:37,982
[BEEPING]

596
00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:42,903
And it climbed up my back
and into my brain.

597
00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:46,991
Are there any other areas
besides basketball...

598
00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:52,204
...where you find yourself
unable to perform?

599
00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:56,959
- No.
- Just asking.

600
00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:04,133
I've been MRI'd, EKG'd,
x-rayed, laser beamed...

601
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:06,468
I promise I'll never swear again.

602
00:39:06,636 --> 00:39:08,595
I'll never get another technical.

603
00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:09,930
I'll never trash-talk.

604
00:39:10,098 --> 00:39:11,306
I've got other skills.

605
00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:14,018
- I could go back and work on the farm.
- Really?

606
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:17,646
Or maybe I could go back to the jungle
and be a missionary again.

607
00:39:17,814 --> 00:39:20,816
What are you saying?
That I'm trying to disobey my mama?

608
00:39:20,984 --> 00:39:22,776
I didn't say that. You did, Muggsy.

609
00:39:22,944 --> 00:39:24,069
But I love my mama.

610
00:39:24,237 --> 00:39:26,280
Still can't find anything wrong with us.

611
00:39:26,448 --> 00:39:28,115
Hey, maybe nothing's wrong with us.

612
00:39:28,283 --> 00:39:30,534
That's right, Muggs.
Maybe it's just in our head.

613
00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:33,245
We're fine.
It's just some psychosomatic deal.

614
00:39:33,413 --> 00:39:36,081
Or something to do with the moon,
or the alignment of the planet.

615
00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:39,293
I'll never go out with Madonna again.

616
00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:41,378
[GRUNTING AND PANTING]

617
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:45,382
What are you doing?

618
00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:48,802
- I'm, uh... I'm fixing a divot.
- Oh.

619
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,098
He's fixing a divot!

620
00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:14,787
[BEEPS]

621
00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:25,255
Has anyone here ever played basketball?

622
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,508
Um, I have.

623
00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:29,968
I'd like to try out for the team.

624
00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:33,972
- Hey.
- Hi. My name is Lola Bunny.

625
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:36,934
- Lola?
- Ha, ha. Yes.

626
00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:40,854
Hello. Eh, my name is Bugs.

627
00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:43,524
Ahem. You want to play a little
one-on-one, doll?

628
00:40:44,067 --> 00:40:45,651
- "Doll"?
- Uh-huh.

629
00:40:45,819 --> 00:40:50,280
- On the court, Bugs.
- Sure.

630
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:51,532
Ooh. She's hot.

631
00:40:51,699 --> 00:40:52,741
[SIZZLES]

632
00:40:52,909 --> 00:40:54,743
There she goes.

633
00:40:54,911 --> 00:40:57,788
- Ready?
- Yes.

634
00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:00,749
I got it. I got it.

635
00:41:03,545 --> 00:41:05,003
That girl's got some skills.

636
00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:08,298
Yes?

637
00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:14,680
Don't ever call me "doll."

638
00:41:15,557 --> 00:41:17,182
Check.

639
00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:21,645
Hey, nice playing with you.

640
00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:22,855
Very smooth.

641
00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:26,024
Ah, she's obviously nuts about me.

642
00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:27,234
Obviously.

643
00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:28,443
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

644
00:41:28,611 --> 00:41:30,237
MICHAEL:
Okay. Where's the ball?

645
00:41:31,865 --> 00:41:33,157
Let's do some drills.

646
00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:34,825
[TUNES CHATTERING]

647
00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:40,956
Can anyone lend me a pair of sneakers?

648
00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:43,417
Uh, sneakers?

649
00:41:47,255 --> 00:41:49,131
- Sorry.
- Someone has to go to my house...

650
00:41:49,299 --> 00:41:52,217
...and pick up my basketball gear.
- To your house?

651
00:41:52,385 --> 00:41:54,178
- In 3-D land?
MICHAEL: Yeah.

652
00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:56,430
Whatever you do...

653
00:41:56,598 --> 00:41:58,599
...don't forget my North Carolina shorts.

654
00:41:58,766 --> 00:42:01,435
Your shorts? From college?

655
00:42:01,603 --> 00:42:04,438
I wore them under my Chicago Bulls
uniform every game.

656
00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:07,941
Hey. I washed them after every game.

657
00:42:08,109 --> 00:42:09,276
- Yeah.
- Sure.

658
00:42:09,444 --> 00:42:10,819
- I did.
- Gross.

659
00:42:12,447 --> 00:42:15,115
DAFFY:
The view back here stinks.

660
00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:16,825
BUGS: Whoa.
DAFFY: What?

661
00:42:16,993 --> 00:42:18,994
BUGS:
We're right in front of Michael's house.

662
00:42:19,162 --> 00:42:20,621
DAFFY:
I knew that.

663
00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:23,498
BUGS:
Shh. Okay, let's go in this way.

664
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:26,168
DAFFY:
I say, let's go in that way.

665
00:42:27,295 --> 00:42:30,214
BUGS:
He just never learns.

666
00:42:31,799 --> 00:42:33,467
DAFFY:
Now, let me see.

667
00:42:33,635 --> 00:42:38,055
I must be very, very close.

668
00:42:38,765 --> 00:42:40,057
[GROWLS]

669
00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:41,391
Mother.

670
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:43,518
[DOG BARKING AND DAFFY YELLING]

671
00:42:43,686 --> 00:42:45,646
[BUGS HUMMING]

672
00:42:47,273 --> 00:42:49,191
Nice digs.

673
00:42:49,359 --> 00:42:50,901
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

674
00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:55,614
Well, well. I wonder who that could be.

675
00:42:57,283 --> 00:43:00,369
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.

676
00:43:00,536 --> 00:43:03,538
Shh. Everyone's sleeping.

677
00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:05,707
- I knew that.
- Come on, come on.

678
00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:08,043
We gotta find Michael's basketball stuff.

679
00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:12,172
Nope. Nothing in here.

680
00:43:12,882 --> 00:43:16,343
Nope. Ah, but a very nice dinette set.

681
00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:19,054
Uh-uh. Not here.

682
00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:20,639
Let's look upstairs.

683
00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:22,933
Yes, oh, fearless leader.

684
00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:27,229
So he needs his special underwear.

685
00:43:27,397 --> 00:43:29,022
Oh. Shh.

686
00:43:29,190 --> 00:43:32,067
Sorry.
You think she's got enough toys?

687
00:43:32,235 --> 00:43:36,280
BUGS: Speaking of toys, you know all
those mugs and t-shirts and lunch boxes...

688
00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:38,490
...with our pictures on them?
- Yeah.

689
00:43:38,658 --> 00:43:40,784
BUGS: You, uh, ever see any money
from all that stuff?

690
00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:43,620
DAFFY: Ha. Not a cent.
BUGS: Hmm. Me neither.

691
00:43:43,788 --> 00:43:44,955
DAFFY:
It's a crying shame.

692
00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:48,250
We gotta get new agents.
We're getting screwed.

693
00:43:48,418 --> 00:43:49,960
BUGS:
We have found the trophy room.

694
00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:52,045
Now spread out and search the place.

695
00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:55,382
Yes, sahib. Oh, brother.

696
00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:58,760
Here I am, in the peak of my form
playing second banana...

697
00:43:58,928 --> 00:44:01,555
...to some sort of a harebrain.
- Yap, yap, yap. Hmm.

698
00:44:01,723 --> 00:44:04,308
This could be useful. Aha.

699
00:44:04,726 --> 00:44:06,268
If this were a union job, I...

700
00:44:07,061 --> 00:44:08,312
That's very nice.

701
00:44:09,439 --> 00:44:11,356
Oh, one of his shoes.

702
00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:18,071
Where is that other shoe?

703
00:44:19,949 --> 00:44:21,825
Where are you?

704
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:24,077
Eureka!

705
00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:26,663
Come to Papa.

706
00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:28,582
[BUGS GRUNTING]

707
00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:33,003
- Oops.
- What a fuzz-foot. You are so clumsy.

708
00:44:34,422 --> 00:44:36,798
- Catch, feather head.
- Thanks.

709
00:44:40,595 --> 00:44:44,848
- Well, time to go.
- Did we get everything?

710
00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:47,309
- The shorts.
- The shorts.

711
00:44:47,477 --> 00:44:49,436
BUGS:
In there?

712
00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:51,521
Okay, I'll check.

713
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,358
[GROWLS]

714
00:44:55,777 --> 00:44:57,819
I found the shorts.

715
00:44:58,613 --> 00:45:00,197
[DAFFY YELLS]

716
00:45:02,075 --> 00:45:04,409
The pain.

717
00:45:04,786 --> 00:45:07,996
- I'm right behind you, pal.
- Uh, that's none too reassuring.

718
00:45:08,164 --> 00:45:10,582
Nice puppy. How's about a bone?

719
00:45:11,584 --> 00:45:14,836
- No dice.
- What about a nice holiday ham?

720
00:45:15,004 --> 00:45:17,964
- He ain't buying it. Can't we talk this over?
- Down, Beethoven.

721
00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:20,592
Ooh. The kids are here.

722
00:45:23,096 --> 00:45:25,389
Give it to me, Charles.

723
00:45:28,476 --> 00:45:30,852
- Here you go, Bugs.
- Thanks, kid.

724
00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:32,187
Shoo. Shoo.

725
00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:33,397
[WHIMPERS]

726
00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:39,319
Bad dog. That is the last time
I'm ever working with dogs or children.

727
00:45:39,487 --> 00:45:41,780
- Bye-bye.
- Hey, where you going?

728
00:45:41,948 --> 00:45:45,492
Well, uh, you see, the Looney Tunes have
a big basketball game coming up...

729
00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:49,121
...and, uh, your dad's gonna play.
- All right.

730
00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:51,540
Yeah. But don't tell anybody.

731
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:53,875
[DOOR CLOSES]

732
00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:55,836
[PSYCHIC HUMMING]

733
00:46:08,349 --> 00:46:10,350
I see aliens.

734
00:46:10,518 --> 00:46:13,895
Little aliens from outer space.

735
00:46:14,063 --> 00:46:17,107
They forced their way inside your bodies.

736
00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:22,696
They need your talent
to win a basketball game against...

737
00:46:22,864 --> 00:46:24,739
...Bugs Bunny.
PATRICK [WHISPERS]: Bugs Bunny?

738
00:46:24,907 --> 00:46:31,163
I also see Michael Jordan
being sucked down a golf hole...

739
00:46:31,330 --> 00:46:32,831
...by furry creatures.

740
00:46:32,999 --> 00:46:36,209
- That's it. We're out of here.
- We're leaving now.

741
00:46:36,377 --> 00:46:39,421
- Let's try some acupuncture.
- Good idea. Bye.

742
00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:42,382
STAN:
This is it. This is it.

743
00:46:42,550 --> 00:46:45,343
I don't know where you are, Michael,
but wherever you are...

744
00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:49,055
...you obviously enjoy being there
more than spending time with me.

745
00:46:49,223 --> 00:46:52,726
You better hope this Jordan character
still know how to play hoops.

746
00:46:52,894 --> 00:46:54,728
BUGS:
You and me both, brother.

747
00:46:54,896 --> 00:46:57,939
DAFFY:
Listen, how is this for a new team name:

748
00:46:58,107 --> 00:47:00,525
- The Ducks.
BUGS: Please.

749
00:47:00,693 --> 00:47:04,404
What kind of Mickey Mouse organization
would name their team the Ducks?

750
00:47:04,572 --> 00:47:07,407
DAFFY:
So sue me. It's just a suggestion.

751
00:47:07,575 --> 00:47:09,242
[BUGS HUMMING]

752
00:47:12,205 --> 00:47:13,580
You're doing it.

753
00:47:13,748 --> 00:47:14,915
You're becoming mighty.

754
00:47:15,082 --> 00:47:17,792
- Go!
PORKY: Come on, guys. No pain, no gain.

755
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,128
I don't hear it. What is it?

756
00:47:20,713 --> 00:47:22,881
FOGHORN: Come on.
- Come on.

757
00:47:23,883 --> 00:47:26,384
- Eh, guys?
ALL: Yes?

758
00:47:26,552 --> 00:47:30,013
Look who's finally ready to play.

759
00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:38,522
Let's see if I remember how to do this.

760
00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:46,863
Nice.

761
00:48:06,259 --> 00:48:07,592
[CLAPPING]

762
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,302
[CHUCKLES]

763
00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:10,929
Michael!

764
00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:16,434
Is it really you? Oh!

765
00:48:16,602 --> 00:48:21,856
Thank God you're all right.
Oh! I was so worried.

766
00:48:22,024 --> 00:48:24,651
Come on, Stan. Don't hug me, please.

767
00:48:24,819 --> 00:48:26,278
- Sorry.
- What are you doing here?

768
00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:28,697
I gotta take you back.
You got baseball practice.

769
00:48:28,864 --> 00:48:32,450
I can't. I'm helping my friends
in their basketball game.

770
00:48:36,455 --> 00:48:39,249
Michael, you know that your friends
are cartoon characters?

771
00:48:40,793 --> 00:48:42,752
Yeah. So?

772
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:47,424
Doesn't bother you, it doesn't bother me.
Let me help. Let me help. I can help.

773
00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:49,593
- What can you do?
- Well, you know, I mean...

774
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,929
...I may not be very tall, but I'm slow.

775
00:48:53,097 --> 00:48:55,807
- And large.
- And a dork.

776
00:48:55,975 --> 00:48:58,059
I'll do anything, Michael. Anything.

777
00:48:58,227 --> 00:49:00,854
- Anything?
- Anything.

778
00:49:02,023 --> 00:49:04,774
Come here. Come here for a second.

779
00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:07,152
- Sit right here.
- Okay.

780
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:09,112
- Okay?
- Okay. No problem.

781
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,197
All right. All right, let's go, team.

782
00:49:11,365 --> 00:49:12,866
[CHUCKLES]

783
00:49:13,034 --> 00:49:15,619
If somebody gets injured,
we could see a lot of minutes.

784
00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:18,538
I'm a cheerleader.

785
00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:21,416
[SIRENS WAILING]

786
00:49:35,556 --> 00:49:36,556
[CHATTERING]

787
00:49:36,724 --> 00:49:39,601
FOREMAN: Mr. Commissioner,
we've got the place sealed off.

788
00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:44,731
Quiet!
Ladies and gentlemen, please, quiet!

789
00:49:44,899 --> 00:49:48,485
Listen. After meeting with team owners,
I have decided...

790
00:49:48,653 --> 00:49:52,906
...that until we can guarantee the health
and safety of our NBA players...

791
00:49:53,074 --> 00:49:56,284
...there will be no more basketball
this season.

792
00:49:56,452 --> 00:49:58,370
[SHOUTING]

793
00:50:01,165 --> 00:50:03,166
[HORNS HONKING]

794
00:50:07,588 --> 00:50:09,547
[CROWD CHEERING]

795
00:50:18,307 --> 00:50:19,349
Yes.

796
00:50:25,147 --> 00:50:26,940
[GROWLING]

797
00:50:35,491 --> 00:50:38,076
Just get out of my way.

798
00:50:44,709 --> 00:50:46,292
- Ready?
ALL: Yes!

799
00:50:46,836 --> 00:50:48,128
Let's go.

800
00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:55,510
Are these the best seats?

801
00:50:55,678 --> 00:50:57,595
Like them. Yes.

802
00:50:57,763 --> 00:51:01,307
Can see everything from here.
Very good.

803
00:51:02,518 --> 00:51:04,227
[SNORING]

804
00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:11,943
- Ready to go?
- Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Riot.

805
00:51:12,111 --> 00:51:13,570
[CLEARS THROAT]

806
00:51:13,946 --> 00:51:17,157
[IN DEEP VOICE]
Ladies and gentlemen...

807
00:51:17,324 --> 00:51:21,786
...the starting lineup for the Tune Squad.

808
00:51:21,954 --> 00:51:23,705
[CHEERING]

809
00:51:23,873 --> 00:51:29,210
Standing 2-foot-4,
The Wonder From Down Under...

810
00:51:29,378 --> 00:51:32,797
...the Tazmanian Devil.

811
00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:42,307
At small forward,
standing a scintillating 3-foot-2...

812
00:51:42,475 --> 00:51:47,771
...The Heartthrob of the Hoops,
Lola Bunny.

813
00:51:50,649 --> 00:51:56,529
At power forward,
The Quackster of the Courts, Daffy Duck.

814
00:51:56,697 --> 00:51:58,615
DAFFY:
Thank you. Thank you.

815
00:51:58,783 --> 00:51:59,991
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

816
00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:01,367
[MAN COUGHS]

817
00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:05,205
Very funny. Let's all laugh at the duck.

818
00:52:05,372 --> 00:52:11,503
And at point guard, standing 3-foot-3,
4 feet if you include the ears...

819
00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:15,590
...co-captain of the Tune Squad...

820
00:52:15,758 --> 00:52:18,885
...The Doctor of Delight, Bugs Bunny.

821
00:52:19,053 --> 00:52:20,720
Thank you. Thank you.

822
00:52:23,265 --> 00:52:27,811
And now,
the player-coach of the Tune Squad...

823
00:52:28,437 --> 00:52:31,606
...at 6-foot-6, from North Carolina...

824
00:52:31,774 --> 00:52:38,363
...His Royal Airness, Michael Jordan.

825
00:52:41,575 --> 00:52:43,993
Who? Is he a Looney Tune?

826
00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:46,246
Uh... Uh, well, perhaps.

827
00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:52,293
- You guys ready?
- I'm set to take it to the rack, Jack.

828
00:52:52,461 --> 00:52:54,838
Those Monstars
will wish they'd never been born.

829
00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:57,841
- Guys, let's just go out and have fun.
ALL: Yeah!

830
00:52:58,008 --> 00:53:01,427
ANNOUNCER:
The challengers for the Ultimate Game...

831
00:53:01,595 --> 00:53:05,181
...all the way from Moron Mountain:

832
00:53:05,349 --> 00:53:11,145
The Monstars.

833
00:53:14,024 --> 00:53:16,901
Go Monstars! Go Monstars!
Go Monstars!

834
00:53:17,736 --> 00:53:19,529
[CROWD BOOING]

835
00:53:20,990 --> 00:53:22,782
[GROWLS]

836
00:53:25,119 --> 00:53:27,287
What are you looking at?

837
00:53:27,454 --> 00:53:28,621
[GROWLS]

838
00:53:33,544 --> 00:53:34,794
[BLANKO CHUCKLES]

839
00:53:34,962 --> 00:53:36,671
Cool shoes.

840
00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:40,216
Uh...

841
00:53:40,885 --> 00:53:42,302
Ready?

842
00:53:42,803 --> 00:53:44,679
[HORN BLARES]

843
00:53:47,725 --> 00:53:50,143
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I got the ball. I got the ball.

844
00:53:50,311 --> 00:53:51,811
Yipe!

845
00:53:52,313 --> 00:53:53,354
Ooh.

846
00:53:58,944 --> 00:54:01,863
Way to go, boys.
Did you see the moves on that one?

847
00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:06,159
BANG: Come on, show me something.
Come on, show me something.

848
00:54:09,330 --> 00:54:11,080
- Whoops.
- The duck.

849
00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:13,458
BUPKUS:
Yeah, beat up on the duck.

850
00:54:18,672 --> 00:54:20,089
Oh, my.

851
00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:22,342
She was wide open.

852
00:54:23,177 --> 00:54:24,886
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

853
00:54:33,228 --> 00:54:35,521
NAWT: Watch it, coming your way.
Watch out, watch out.

854
00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:37,899
BANG:
Get him.

855
00:54:42,863 --> 00:54:44,822
How did he do that?

856
00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:49,035
- Nice shot, Mr. J.
- Hey, hey, come on. Get back on defense.

857
00:54:50,829 --> 00:54:52,372
Way to go!

858
00:54:52,539 --> 00:54:53,790
Air J! Air J!

859
00:54:55,042 --> 00:54:56,084
[BELL RINGING]

860
00:54:56,251 --> 00:54:57,293
MONSTARS:
Red light.

861
00:54:57,461 --> 00:55:01,381
- Feed me. Feed me.
- Feed you? Feed me.

862
00:55:04,885 --> 00:55:07,345
- Bad old putty tat.
POUND: I'll take that, thank you.

863
00:55:08,472 --> 00:55:11,057
Don't try this at home.

864
00:55:12,142 --> 00:55:14,310
[SINGING]
I wish I was in the land of cott...

865
00:55:14,478 --> 00:55:16,145
You going somewhere?

866
00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:20,900
May I remind you, sir, that physical
violence is patently against the rules.

867
00:55:21,068 --> 00:55:26,614
Yeow! Did you order Original Recipe
or Extra Crispy?

868
00:55:26,782 --> 00:55:28,533
[HORN BLARES]

869
00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:32,120
- Let's go.
- Me?

870
00:55:32,287 --> 00:55:35,665
- Oh, boy. I'm ready. I can do this.
- The mouse? You picked the mouse?

871
00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:38,126
- I love basketball. I always have. Do you?
- Uh-huh.

872
00:55:38,293 --> 00:55:40,420
- You're big. I bet you're good.
- Right.

873
00:55:40,587 --> 00:55:42,213
I'm small, but I'll try hard to be good.

874
00:55:42,381 --> 00:55:44,882
- Okay. Yeah.
- Really, I will. I always try hard.

875
00:55:45,050 --> 00:55:47,385
My mom says,
"Try your best at everything you do..."

876
00:55:47,553 --> 00:55:49,178
CROWD:
Oh!

877
00:55:50,639 --> 00:55:52,807
Try to get by me, doll.

878
00:55:52,975 --> 00:55:54,642
"Doll"?

879
00:55:59,314 --> 00:56:02,108
Don't ever call me "doll."

880
00:56:02,276 --> 00:56:03,943
- Nice shot.
- Thanks, Bugs.

881
00:56:04,111 --> 00:56:05,278
Hmm?

882
00:56:05,446 --> 00:56:08,406
Where's the defense, boy?
I got you right here.

883
00:56:09,241 --> 00:56:11,409
911.

884
00:56:11,577 --> 00:56:14,704
Piece of pie? Pork chop?
Some sorbet, perhaps?

885
00:56:27,301 --> 00:56:28,801
[YELLS]

886
00:56:31,221 --> 00:56:32,263
Half-time.

887
00:56:32,431 --> 00:56:33,973
[HORN BLARES]

888
00:56:34,725 --> 00:56:36,100
Holy putty tat.

889
00:56:37,853 --> 00:56:40,229
BUPKUS: Yeah, man, we got it going on.
One more half.

890
00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:42,106
POUND:
Right, man. We got them.

891
00:56:42,274 --> 00:56:44,442
Moron Mountain, here we come.

892
00:56:44,610 --> 00:56:46,611
We're gonna be slaves.

893
00:56:46,779 --> 00:56:49,989
Come on, guys, keep your head up.
Got a whole other half to play.

894
00:56:51,992 --> 00:56:53,201
[CHATTERING]

895
00:56:57,164 --> 00:56:58,915
[GRUNTING]

896
00:57:03,962 --> 00:57:06,130
It's the boss.

897
00:57:06,298 --> 00:57:08,925
ALL:
Hello, Mr. Swackhammer.

898
00:57:09,093 --> 00:57:10,593
All right.

899
00:57:10,761 --> 00:57:14,180
Not bad for the first half,
but we gotta keep this up.

900
00:57:14,348 --> 00:57:15,515
No problem. We stole...

901
00:57:15,682 --> 00:57:17,975
We stole talent from the best players
in the NBA.

902
00:57:18,143 --> 00:57:20,269
From the NBA.

903
00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:21,979
[BLABBERING]

904
00:57:22,147 --> 00:57:23,523
Shut up.

905
00:57:23,690 --> 00:57:24,732
[SNIFFS]

906
00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:26,859
I smell something.

907
00:57:27,027 --> 00:57:28,194
[SNIFFS]

908
00:57:28,362 --> 00:57:30,488
Uh, we have been playing really hard.

909
00:57:30,656 --> 00:57:32,990
- Yeah.
- Not you, you idiot.

910
00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:37,537
It's coming from over here.

911
00:57:37,704 --> 00:57:38,746
POUND:
That locker.

912
00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:43,584
- Look.
- Aah!

913
00:57:43,752 --> 00:57:46,838
- It's the chubby boy.
- Ah.

914
00:57:47,005 --> 00:57:50,800
It smells like a spy.

915
00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:52,510
[CHUCKLING]

916
00:57:53,262 --> 00:57:56,722
You guys need a publicist?
I can make you big. Ha, ha.

917
00:57:57,015 --> 00:57:59,142
- I know we're down.
DAFFY: Yeah. Let's hear the story.

918
00:57:59,309 --> 00:58:01,519
But I've been in this situation
many times before.

919
00:58:01,687 --> 00:58:05,022
We can still win this thing.
It's not over with. We gotta come together.

920
00:58:05,190 --> 00:58:07,233
We gotta believe in ourselves.
We can win this game.

921
00:58:07,401 --> 00:58:08,985
DAFFY:
Yeah, right. That's gonna help us.

922
00:58:09,153 --> 00:58:10,194
[KNOCKING]

923
00:58:11,238 --> 00:58:12,405
[MOANING]

924
00:58:12,573 --> 00:58:15,741
Looks like Stan just had
a close encounter with a bug-zapper.

925
00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:19,954
Monstars. The Monstars.

926
00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:26,502
DAFFY: Ooh. That's gotta hurt.
- You all right, Stan?

927
00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:28,421
The Monst...

928
00:58:28,881 --> 00:58:33,134
The Monstars stole the talent
from the NBA players.

929
00:58:33,302 --> 00:58:34,719
[ALL GASP]

930
00:58:34,887 --> 00:58:36,053
[ALL GROAN]

931
00:58:36,763 --> 00:58:38,764
So that's what happened to those guys.

932
00:58:38,932 --> 00:58:42,685
I think we should qui... Forfeit.

933
00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:44,729
ALL: Yeah.
- I didn't get dragged down here...

934
00:58:44,897 --> 00:58:47,607
...just to get my butt whipped
by a bunch of ugly Monstars.

935
00:58:47,774 --> 00:58:50,651
I ain't going out like that.
We're letting them push us around.

936
00:58:50,819 --> 00:58:51,986
[BUGS HUMMING]

937
00:58:52,154 --> 00:58:55,948
We gotta fight them back. We gotta take it
to them. We gotta get right in their faces.

938
00:58:57,409 --> 00:58:59,118
What do you say?

939
00:58:59,703 --> 00:59:01,746
Are you with me or not?

940
00:59:01,914 --> 00:59:03,748
[SNORING]

941
00:59:07,127 --> 00:59:10,296
Finished? Great speech and all, doc.
You had them riveted.

942
00:59:10,464 --> 00:59:13,424
- But, uh, didn't you forget something?
- What?

943
00:59:14,134 --> 00:59:16,093
Your secret stuff.

944
00:59:16,261 --> 00:59:17,637
[GULPING]

945
00:59:23,685 --> 00:59:24,810
Wow.

946
00:59:25,145 --> 00:59:27,104
Whoa, nice deltoids.

947
00:59:27,272 --> 00:59:28,981
Play along.

948
00:59:30,234 --> 00:59:33,152
Uh, stop hogging it, Mike.
We're your teammates.

949
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:35,988
Secret stuff?

950
00:59:36,156 --> 00:59:39,909
DAFFY: Secret stuff?
- You wouldn't hold out on us, would you?

951
00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:42,161
No, I mean,
I didn't think you guys really needed it.

952
00:59:42,329 --> 00:59:45,289
I mean, you're so tough.
You're competitive.

953
00:59:45,457 --> 00:59:49,502
We're also chicken, son. We need it bad.
- Hey.

954
00:59:49,670 --> 00:59:52,046
- Uh, I'd like some of that.
LOLA: Could I have a sip, please?

955
00:59:52,214 --> 00:59:55,925
You know, this goes against everything
they taught me in health class.

956
00:59:56,677 --> 00:59:57,885
Do you want to win or not?

957
00:59:58,053 --> 01:00:00,054
Bottoms up.

958
01:00:01,890 --> 01:00:02,932
- Yummy.
- All right.

959
01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:05,851
How about we go out
and kick some alien butt, huh? Let's go.

960
01:00:06,019 --> 01:00:09,355
- How about it? Ready?
TUNES: Yeah!

961
01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:20,616
[GROWLING]

962
01:00:31,503 --> 01:00:33,212
BUGS:
Coming through.

963
01:00:35,382 --> 01:00:36,632
Bugs.

964
01:00:37,884 --> 01:00:38,926
Special delivery.

965
01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:42,555
[CROWD CHEERS]

966
01:00:43,807 --> 01:00:44,849
Boo!

967
01:00:51,064 --> 01:00:54,191
Eh, nice kaboom, Wile E.

968
01:01:09,750 --> 01:01:12,126
Let's teach them a lesson.

969
01:01:17,257 --> 01:01:18,674
Nice butt.

970
01:01:27,142 --> 01:01:29,018
PORKY: Going up.
POUND: You're mine, fool.

971
01:01:31,146 --> 01:01:32,646
Slammy.

972
01:01:34,649 --> 01:01:37,234
Hello.
A little surprise for you, my friends.

973
01:01:37,402 --> 01:01:38,444
[CHUCKLES]

974
01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:44,617
Two points.

975
01:01:54,086 --> 01:01:56,754
Ooh. This will be good.

976
01:01:57,589 --> 01:01:59,215
[LAUGHING]

977
01:02:01,385 --> 01:02:02,885
[GROWLS]

978
01:02:04,596 --> 01:02:05,971
[YELLS]

979
01:02:09,017 --> 01:02:10,726
- Okay, birdie.
- Uh-oh.

980
01:02:11,853 --> 01:02:13,646
[YELLS]

981
01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:29,578
MICHAEL: Yes!
- Time out!

982
01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:31,247
[HORN BLARES]

983
01:02:31,665 --> 01:02:33,499
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

984
01:02:33,875 --> 01:02:36,585
Shut up, you little bug.
Get away from me. Powwow.

985
01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:40,506
All right. We're right back in this game.
Come on, now. Let's play tough defense.

986
01:02:40,674 --> 01:02:42,091
Why didn't you get this guy?

987
01:02:42,676 --> 01:02:45,636
POUND: He's a baseball player.
- Yeah, boss, a baseball player.

988
01:02:45,804 --> 01:02:48,222
Looks like a basketball player to me.

989
01:02:48,390 --> 01:02:50,141
Yeah, me too.

990
01:02:50,308 --> 01:02:53,853
- He's the one I want for Moron Mountain.
- Hey.

991
01:02:55,730 --> 01:02:57,773
Are you talking to me?

992
01:02:57,941 --> 01:03:01,152
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
You want a piece of me? Come and get it.

993
01:03:01,319 --> 01:03:02,611
[CHUCKLES]

994
01:03:02,779 --> 01:03:04,155
BLANKO:
Uh-oh.

995
01:03:05,073 --> 01:03:06,657
What did you have in mind?

996
01:03:07,909 --> 01:03:10,077
Hat about we raise the stakes
a little bit?

997
01:03:10,245 --> 01:03:11,704
Hmm.

998
01:03:12,122 --> 01:03:13,706
Interesting.

999
01:03:13,874 --> 01:03:17,001
If we win, you give the NBA
players their talent back.

1000
01:03:17,169 --> 01:03:19,128
But what if we win?

1001
01:03:20,547 --> 01:03:22,256
- If you win?
- Uh-huh.

1002
01:03:22,883 --> 01:03:23,883
You get me.

1003
01:03:24,050 --> 01:03:25,134
Good deal, boss.

1004
01:03:25,635 --> 01:03:27,636
Doc, you think that's a good ide...?

1005
01:03:30,974 --> 01:03:33,225
SWACKHAMMER:
You'll be our star attraction.

1006
01:03:34,561 --> 01:03:37,146
You'll sign autographs all day long.

1007
01:03:38,565 --> 01:03:41,192
And play one-on-one
with the paying customers.

1008
01:03:42,652 --> 01:03:43,694
[LAUGHS]

1009
01:03:44,070 --> 01:03:46,822
And you'll always lose.

1010
01:03:48,492 --> 01:03:50,743
Do we have a deal?

1011
01:03:54,247 --> 01:03:55,915
Deal.

1012
01:03:56,082 --> 01:03:57,124
NAWT:
All right.

1013
01:03:57,292 --> 01:03:58,918
[CROWD MURMURING]

1014
01:04:01,963 --> 01:04:04,465
I don't think you should have
done that, doc.

1015
01:04:04,633 --> 01:04:06,300
I have faith in my team.

1016
01:04:08,345 --> 01:04:09,386
Crush them.

1017
01:04:11,348 --> 01:04:13,098
POUND:
Feeding time, boys.

1018
01:04:17,729 --> 01:04:19,980
[BABBLES THEN YELLS]

1019
01:04:20,398 --> 01:04:21,607
POUND:
Goodbye.

1020
01:04:23,777 --> 01:04:24,944
[MICHAEL GRUNTS]

1021
01:04:29,115 --> 01:04:30,157
Fore.

1022
01:04:30,325 --> 01:04:31,867
[YELLS]

1023
01:04:35,956 --> 01:04:39,291
But, Mommy,
I don't want to go to school today.

1024
01:04:40,377 --> 01:04:45,130
I want to stay home
and bake cookies with you.

1025
01:04:46,216 --> 01:04:47,258
[POUND CHUCKLES]

1026
01:04:47,425 --> 01:04:49,843
LOLA: I'm open, I'm open.
- Lola, Lola, heads up.

1027
01:04:50,345 --> 01:04:52,513
LOLA: Oh!
POUND: Belly flop.

1028
01:04:54,266 --> 01:04:55,349
[GASPS]

1029
01:04:55,517 --> 01:04:57,059
LOLA:
Oh, my. Bugs!

1030
01:04:57,936 --> 01:05:00,145
- Bugs!
- Is this your man?

1031
01:05:00,313 --> 01:05:01,814
[POUND CHUCKLES]

1032
01:05:01,982 --> 01:05:03,399
Are you okay?

1033
01:05:03,567 --> 01:05:05,776
Me? Oh, yeah. I'm fine.

1034
01:05:05,944 --> 01:05:07,611
Are you okay?

1035
01:05:07,779 --> 01:05:09,989
Oh, Bugs. Thank you.

1036
01:05:10,156 --> 01:05:11,907
Aw, it was nothing.

1037
01:05:12,617 --> 01:05:16,662
That was the nicest thing anyone's
ever done for me.

1038
01:05:21,126 --> 01:05:22,167
Time out.

1039
01:05:22,335 --> 01:05:23,836
[WHISTLE BLOWS AND HORN BLARES]

1040
01:05:24,004 --> 01:05:25,588
[GROANING]

1041
01:05:25,839 --> 01:05:28,674
PLAYER:
I could have been a contender.

1042
01:05:28,842 --> 01:05:30,593
The Monstars. The Monstars.

1043
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:33,470
PLAYER: I could have had a...
- Clear!

1044
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:49,695
Okay.

1045
01:05:51,197 --> 01:05:54,033
- We need a fifth player.
- Hey, coach, listen.

1046
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:57,411
You got any more secret stuff?
I think it's starting to wear off.

1047
01:05:57,579 --> 01:05:59,955
It didn't wear off. It was just water.

1048
01:06:00,123 --> 01:06:02,833
You guys had the special stuff
inside of you all along.

1049
01:06:03,668 --> 01:06:06,211
Yeah, yeah, I knew that.
But listen, you got any more?

1050
01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:09,965
LOLA: I'll take some.
PORKY: Yeah, uh, can I have some too?

1051
01:06:11,343 --> 01:06:12,718
- Stan?
- Me?

1052
01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:16,013
You're in at center.

1053
01:06:16,181 --> 01:06:17,556
Just guard the big guy, okay?

1054
01:06:17,724 --> 01:06:20,059
Guard him? Guard him? I'll smother him.

1055
01:06:20,226 --> 01:06:24,396
I'll be all over him like a cheap suit.
I'll be on him like stink on rice.

1056
01:06:24,564 --> 01:06:25,856
I tell you, he's going down.

1057
01:06:32,739 --> 01:06:35,741
Michael, over here. Over here.
Over here, I'm open.

1058
01:06:44,459 --> 01:06:45,751
Yes!

1059
01:06:47,796 --> 01:06:49,380
Ha, ha. Nice sho...!

1060
01:06:49,547 --> 01:06:52,383
BANG:
Big man pancake.

1061
01:06:53,677 --> 01:06:54,843
ALL:
Ooh.

1062
01:06:55,970 --> 01:06:57,388
[SIREN WAILING]

1063
01:06:57,555 --> 01:06:59,765
Let's get him out of here.

1064
01:07:19,953 --> 01:07:21,704
Eew.

1065
01:07:22,789 --> 01:07:24,248
Oh, my.

1066
01:07:27,168 --> 01:07:28,961
[CROWD CLAPPING]

1067
01:07:31,297 --> 01:07:32,506
How'd he do that?

1068
01:07:32,674 --> 01:07:35,467
Aw, anybody could do that, doc.
Even you.

1069
01:07:35,635 --> 01:07:37,803
Watch this.

1070
01:07:38,179 --> 01:07:41,098
No sweat. This is Looney Tune Land.

1071
01:07:44,644 --> 01:07:47,938
Ten seconds to go?
Thanks for telling me, doc.

1072
01:07:48,106 --> 01:07:51,483
I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
Your Airness...

1073
01:07:51,651 --> 01:07:56,196
...but if you don't find a fifth player,
your team will forfeit the game.

1074
01:07:56,364 --> 01:07:58,991
- Forfeit?
- Precisely, Sir Altitude.

1075
01:07:59,367 --> 01:08:01,201
No way. We'll find someone.

1076
01:08:01,369 --> 01:08:03,579
[HUMS FANFARE]

1077
01:08:06,249 --> 01:08:07,332
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1078
01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:09,710
I didn't know Dan Aykroyd
was in this picture.

1079
01:08:10,253 --> 01:08:11,670
Hey.

1080
01:08:12,338 --> 01:08:14,923
Perhaps I could be of some assistance.

1081
01:08:15,884 --> 01:08:17,676
That's our fifth guy.

1082
01:08:17,844 --> 01:08:20,596
Thanks, Bill.
Now you get to live your dream. Let's go.

1083
01:08:20,764 --> 01:08:22,556
- All right.
- All right.

1084
01:08:22,724 --> 01:08:25,058
- We need to score two points...
- Here's how I see it.

1085
01:08:25,226 --> 01:08:26,310
- Duck.
- Yes.

1086
01:08:26,478 --> 01:08:29,354
- Kick it to the girl bunny down in the post.
LOLA: Yeah?

1087
01:08:29,522 --> 01:08:31,523
- You dish it back to the guy bunny.
- Got it.

1088
01:08:31,691 --> 01:08:34,193
- You swing it to Mike. You go to the hole.
- Bill.

1089
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,361
- And dominate.
- We're on defense.

1090
01:08:36,529 --> 01:08:39,948
- Oh, yeah.
- Whoa. I don't play defense.

1091
01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:42,326
- Typical.
- Gonna have to listen to Mike on this.

1092
01:08:42,494 --> 01:08:47,164
Okay. Somebody steal the ball, get it to me
and I'll score before the time runs out.

1093
01:08:47,999 --> 01:08:49,833
Don't lose that confidence. Okay.

1094
01:08:50,001 --> 01:08:52,544
- Paws and wings in here. Okay.
ALL: Yes!

1095
01:08:54,214 --> 01:08:56,006
[CHEERING]

1096
01:08:58,593 --> 01:09:00,594
This is why I was born.

1097
01:09:00,762 --> 01:09:02,596
I thrive on pressure.

1098
01:09:02,764 --> 01:09:06,308
- Excuse me, uh, sorry.
- Yo, yo, easy on the trousers, Daf. Easy.

1099
01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:09,895
Pardon me. Mr. Murray,
something's really been bugging me.

1100
01:09:10,063 --> 01:09:12,815
- Yeah?
- Just how did you get here anyway?

1101
01:09:14,234 --> 01:09:17,277
Producer's a friend of mine.
Just had a teamster come and drop me off.

1102
01:09:17,445 --> 01:09:19,071
Uh-huh.

1103
01:09:19,239 --> 01:09:20,405
Well, that's how it goes.

1104
01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:23,659
Hey, you see this, uh, kind of chunky
fellow over here?

1105
01:09:23,827 --> 01:09:24,910
[POUND CHUCKLES]

1106
01:09:25,411 --> 01:09:26,870
Uh-huh.

1107
01:09:27,038 --> 01:09:28,705
[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]

1108
01:09:29,123 --> 01:09:32,543
- Oh. Oh, that's good. Oh, yes.
- Let's do it. You the duck.

1109
01:09:32,794 --> 01:09:35,712
Now, let's all play fair. Here.

1110
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:37,798
Yo, spaceman. Don't choke now.
Come on.

1111
01:09:37,966 --> 01:09:40,133
It's gut-check time.

1112
01:09:43,888 --> 01:09:46,223
BILL:
This must be mine. Woo-hoo!

1113
01:09:46,391 --> 01:09:49,518
This belongs to me.
I'm going this way. I'm going left.

1114
01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:52,312
Whoa! Don't ever trust an Earthling.

1115
01:09:55,483 --> 01:09:56,525
LOLA:
Mike!

1116
01:09:57,694 --> 01:10:00,112
POUND:
Get the rabbit. Get the girl.

1117
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:01,822
Come on, come on. I'm open.

1118
01:10:02,448 --> 01:10:03,448
I'm op...!

1119
01:10:04,075 --> 01:10:05,909
- That's mine.
- Not today.

1120
01:10:06,411 --> 01:10:08,871
BUPKUS: Hey.
BLANKO: Bring it on, dude.

1121
01:10:09,038 --> 01:10:11,456
BILL:
Whoopsie-daisy.

1122
01:10:12,584 --> 01:10:14,251
You're mine.

1123
01:10:22,677 --> 01:10:24,011
Mike, I'm open!

1124
01:10:26,431 --> 01:10:27,598
Never mind.

1125
01:10:31,436 --> 01:10:33,312
[GROWLING]

1126
01:10:52,832 --> 01:10:53,999
[HORN BLARES]

1127
01:10:54,167 --> 01:10:55,208
[CHEERING]

1128
01:10:55,501 --> 01:10:56,543
[YELLS]

1129
01:10:58,421 --> 01:10:59,546
[LAUGHING]

1130
01:11:02,926 --> 01:11:04,718
The Tunes win!

1131
01:11:10,099 --> 01:11:11,308
That was a nice pass, man.

1132
01:11:11,476 --> 01:11:13,602
That was a great stretch
for the basket too.

1133
01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:17,522
You know, you really got some skills.
You might be able to play in the NBA.

1134
01:11:18,232 --> 01:11:20,943
Thanks, Mike.
I'll probably quote you on that.

1135
01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:24,196
But I'm gonna take this opportunity
to retire from the game.

1136
01:11:24,364 --> 01:11:25,989
- No, come on.
- No.

1137
01:11:26,157 --> 01:11:28,408
No, I'm gonna retire right now.
That's all there is to it.

1138
01:11:28,576 --> 01:11:31,203
I'm gonna go out on top,
undefeated and untied.

1139
01:11:31,371 --> 01:11:32,788
That's the way it's gonna be.

1140
01:11:32,956 --> 01:11:35,457
- You go celebrate with your team.
- Come help us, man.

1141
01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:40,462
I'd like to, but I have to ice down my knees
right away, okay? They're starting to go.

1142
01:11:40,630 --> 01:11:43,340
- All right. Goodbye, man.
- All right, see you.

1143
01:11:44,884 --> 01:11:48,553
- Are you sure?
- Yes. Definitely sure. Definitely.

1144
01:11:49,514 --> 01:11:51,014
- Losers.
MONSTARS: Sorry.

1145
01:11:51,182 --> 01:11:52,808
- Choke artists.
- Sorry again.

1146
01:11:52,976 --> 01:11:55,852
Wait till I get you back
on Moron Mountain.

1147
01:11:56,020 --> 01:11:57,062
[YELLS]

1148
01:11:57,230 --> 01:12:00,482
All right. The party's over.
Get in the spaceship.

1149
01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:02,234
Why do you take it from this guy?

1150
01:12:02,402 --> 01:12:04,736
Because he's bigger.

1151
01:12:04,904 --> 01:12:06,196
He's bigger?

1152
01:12:06,364 --> 01:12:08,907
Than we used to be.

1153
01:12:10,243 --> 01:12:11,660
What are you doing?

1154
01:12:12,620 --> 01:12:15,205
- Wait. What are you doing? Wait.
POUND: Come here.

1155
01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:19,710
[MONSTARS LAUGHING]

1156
01:12:24,841 --> 01:12:26,425
[YELLS]

1157
01:12:31,305 --> 01:12:33,306
Had it in you all the time, didn't you?

1158
01:12:35,435 --> 01:12:38,186
One thing, though.
Pass me the ball, Bugs.

1159
01:12:38,354 --> 01:12:40,105
You gotta give my friends
their talent back.

1160
01:12:40,940 --> 01:12:42,816
Do we have to?

1161
01:12:42,984 --> 01:12:45,569
Yeah, it's part of the deal.
Touch the ball.

1162
01:12:47,447 --> 01:12:49,740
Oh, okay.

1163
01:12:49,907 --> 01:12:52,743
BLANKO: Fair is fair.
- There you go. Touch it.

1164
01:12:59,792 --> 01:13:01,460
That was so much fun.

1165
01:13:01,627 --> 01:13:04,212
I feel so insignificant.

1166
01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:06,131
My clothes don't fit.

1167
01:13:06,299 --> 01:13:08,717
- What a trip.
- Ha, ha. I'm up for another one.

1168
01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:11,386
Can we ask you a favor, Mr. Bunny?

1169
01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:13,722
We don't want to go back
to Moron Mountain.

1170
01:13:13,890 --> 01:13:16,933
- We hate it up there.
- It stinks.

1171
01:13:17,101 --> 01:13:20,228
Um, I was thinking,
could we stay here with you?

1172
01:13:20,396 --> 01:13:22,064
ALL:
Please.

1173
01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:23,690
Oh, brother.

1174
01:13:23,858 --> 01:13:26,234
Eh, I don't know if you guys
are looney enough.

1175
01:13:26,402 --> 01:13:27,819
Looney enough?

1176
01:13:27,987 --> 01:13:30,197
[HUMMING "LOONEY TUNES" THEME]

1177
01:13:34,952 --> 01:13:36,703
Michael, do you know what time it is?

1178
01:13:36,871 --> 01:13:40,123
Seven-fift... Seven-fift... Quarter past 7.

1179
01:13:40,291 --> 01:13:43,001
Exactly. You've got a baseball game
in five minutes.

1180
01:13:43,169 --> 01:13:45,045
Okay. Take this.

1181
01:13:46,172 --> 01:13:48,799
- Is it safe?
- Yeah, put it in my bag.

1182
01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:51,384
Okay. Let's go.

1183
01:13:51,552 --> 01:13:53,428
I really enjoyed playing with you guys.

1184
01:13:53,596 --> 01:13:55,180
You guys got a lot of, uh...

1185
01:13:56,349 --> 01:13:57,891
- A lot of, uh...
TUNES: Yes?

1186
01:13:58,059 --> 01:14:00,227
Well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it.

1187
01:14:00,394 --> 01:14:02,187
[CHATTERING AND CHUCKLING]

1188
01:14:02,939 --> 01:14:04,856
All right. Gotta go.

1189
01:14:05,399 --> 01:14:07,025
- Bugs.
- Eh, Mike.

1190
01:14:07,193 --> 01:14:10,737
- Stay out of trouble.
- You know I will.

1191
01:14:10,905 --> 01:14:12,697
Come here.

1192
01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:16,201
Woo-hoo!

1193
01:14:16,577 --> 01:14:19,121
CROWD [CHANTING]:
We want Michael! We want Michael!

1194
01:14:19,789 --> 01:14:23,083
The delay is killing us. Where's Michael?

1195
01:14:23,251 --> 01:14:24,876
Where is Michael?

1196
01:14:25,044 --> 01:14:27,045
Oh, he's not back from his other game.

1197
01:14:27,213 --> 01:14:29,005
- What other game?
- Shh.

1198
01:14:29,715 --> 01:14:31,091
Uh-uh. What other game?

1199
01:15:05,251 --> 01:15:07,460
Ladies and gentlemen...

1200
01:15:10,423 --> 01:15:12,132
...Michael Jordan.

1201
01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:14,092
[CROWD CHEERING]

1202
01:15:29,734 --> 01:15:32,569
Guys, we suck.

1203
01:15:32,737 --> 01:15:35,363
Yeah, man.
My grandmother plays better than I do.

1204
01:15:35,531 --> 01:15:39,242
At least you guys are still tall.
I'm nothing now. Just another short guy.

1205
01:15:39,410 --> 01:15:42,787
- You got that right.
- That's the only thing you got right.

1206
01:15:46,292 --> 01:15:47,375
- Who's that?
- Who's that?

1207
01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:50,212
SHAWN: I don't know.
- Been getting your butts kicked?

1208
01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:51,630
MUGGSY: Who's that?
- It's Mike.

1209
01:15:51,797 --> 01:15:53,131
- What's up?
- Why are you here?

1210
01:15:53,299 --> 01:15:56,801
Don't be embarrassed. Just face it.

1211
01:15:56,969 --> 01:15:57,969
You guys stink.

1212
01:15:58,137 --> 01:16:00,931
- Come on, Mike. Lighten up.
- I know, man.

1213
01:16:01,098 --> 01:16:04,100
You want your games back, huh?
What little games you had to begin with.

1214
01:16:04,518 --> 01:16:07,103
- It's hard enough as it is, Mike.
- Give us a break.

1215
01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:09,856
I'm gonna regret this.

1216
01:16:11,108 --> 01:16:12,984
Stan, give me the ball.

1217
01:16:15,488 --> 01:16:16,905
ALL:
Oh.

1218
01:16:17,281 --> 01:16:18,865
Look at that.

1219
01:16:19,033 --> 01:16:21,159
Looks like something from Star Trek.

1220
01:16:22,161 --> 01:16:25,121
- Touch it.
- No way, Jose.

1221
01:16:25,289 --> 01:16:28,917
Pat, you want your talent back?
You don't have any choice. Just touch it.

1222
01:16:29,794 --> 01:16:31,419
- I don't know.
- Don't touch it.

1223
01:16:31,587 --> 01:16:34,798
You're gonna walk around with a bad game
for the rest of your career.

1224
01:16:34,966 --> 01:16:36,633
Touch the ball.

1225
01:16:37,426 --> 01:16:39,386
Careful, Pat.

1226
01:16:41,138 --> 01:16:42,597
We've tried everything else.

1227
01:16:53,859 --> 01:16:56,695
Come on, Charles. Touch it.

1228
01:16:56,862 --> 01:16:59,447
The rest of you guys. Just touch it.

1229
01:17:05,579 --> 01:17:08,164
- What was that?
- I liked that, Mike.

1230
01:17:08,332 --> 01:17:10,250
Hey, I caught it.

1231
01:17:10,710 --> 01:17:13,128
SHAWN: Look at Muggsy handle the rock.
LARRY: Handle it, baby.

1232
01:17:13,296 --> 01:17:16,423
- I can handle that rock again.
LARRY: That's the old Muggs I know.

1233
01:17:16,590 --> 01:17:18,758
PATRICK:
Yeah, get height now.

1234
01:17:19,010 --> 01:17:21,219
It gave me my powers back.

1235
01:17:21,387 --> 01:17:24,055
That wasn't bad.
Let me show you something.

1236
01:17:25,474 --> 01:17:28,351
- The Round Mound is back.
- Want to see something?

1237
01:17:30,062 --> 01:17:32,897
PATRICK:
Oh, man. That felt good.

1238
01:17:35,151 --> 01:17:37,027
SHAWN: I got it.
MUGGSY: You got it. Yeah, baby.

1239
01:17:37,194 --> 01:17:41,114
Hey, Michael. Why don't you stay,
play some three-on-three with us?

1240
01:17:41,282 --> 01:17:43,616
No, I don't think so.

1241
01:17:43,784 --> 01:17:45,744
You gonna work on that baseball swing?

1242
01:17:45,911 --> 01:17:49,914
Leave the baseball player alone.
He doesn't play basketball anymore.

1243
01:17:50,082 --> 01:17:52,250
He probably doesn't even
have it anymore, guys.

1244
01:17:52,418 --> 01:17:54,210
Michael, do you hear them?

1245
01:17:54,378 --> 01:17:57,213
They don't think
you can play the game anymore.

1246
01:18:00,801 --> 01:18:02,510
There's only one way to find out.

1247
01:18:06,932 --> 01:18:10,268
ANNOUNCER:
The Chicago Bulls welcome back...

1248
01:18:10,436 --> 01:18:15,523
...Michael Jordan!

1249
01:18:27,078 --> 01:18:29,287
What's the matter, Bill?

1250
01:18:31,374 --> 01:18:33,583
Larry, that could have been me.

1251
01:18:33,751 --> 01:18:38,630
Will you get off that kick?
It's over. It's done with. You can't play.

1252
01:18:41,675 --> 01:18:43,134
Okay.

1253
01:18:44,053 --> 01:18:46,429
Let's go, Bulls.

1254
01:26:54,334 --> 01:26:56,627
Well, that's all, folks.

1255
01:26:56,795 --> 01:26:59,005
That's my line.

1256
01:26:59,172 --> 01:27:02,300
Step aside, babe. Let a star do this.

1257
01:27:02,467 --> 01:27:03,968
That's all...

1258
01:27:04,136 --> 01:27:06,637
That's all, folks.

1259
01:27:07,639 --> 01:27:09,807
Can I go home now?

1260
01:27:15,689 --> 01:27:17,690
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