Memoirs of Lord Taranteeno:

'Twas from the mouth of Lord Taranteeno that I listened to this tale, and 'twill be from the mouth of Lord Taranteeno that I shall with pen write onto paper.

 When we first stepped onto the battlefield, we had never thought that they would fight us with such vigour, with such strength. However, first went Lady Ferro-Seed-Kaybee*, then went the Sir Mien-Shao-Jaytee**. Then went the venerable Rebblite Kiki, and among the three they took down the opponent's Lady Scratchet and Sir Pawniard. Afterwards, both the Lady 'Resha Of The Vullabies, and Lady Shawty fell to the opposing Lady Pluf-'o-the-Gardens, but didn't fall without giving the foe a trouble or two. Sorrowful it was, and there after it was only me and Lady Pluffle-Jenny. Lady Pluffle-Jenny knew how to pray, and she did so, sometimes mysteriously gaining having  wounds healed as though the Holy Lord himself became her healer.

'Tis the end of the first volume of the memoirs.


*Some books nowadays opt to use the name K.B.
**Some books nowadays opt to use the name J.T.