> Sora: Talk to Mila.

-- gamingFashionista [GF] began pestering kittyPulverizer [KP] at 12:44 --
GF: Guess what I just got!
KP: oh hmm what ever could it be :I
KP: a dancing bear?
GF: Nope! Cat-paw sunglasses!
GF: You jealous? ;)
KP: ha ha very funny
KP: im not that into cats
KP: to like silly sunglasses
GF: My hero would totally wear these. And she'd rock them awesomely.
GF: So naturally I'm gonna rock them like a hurricane. ;)
KP: you kidding me lady gaga would probably just a whole coat of live cats
KP: she wouldnt stop at the glasses
GF: Ha!
GF: That's an idea! Let me just take that down...
GF: Coat... made of... cats.
GF: (They'll be plushie cats, don't worry!)
KP: good because if it was any other way id have to hunt you down mister :3c
KP: ... youre wearing those glasses right now arent you
KP: as youre talking to me
GF: Duhhhh!
KP: wow doooork
KP: hehheh
GF: I am not a dork! I am a fashionable young man!
KP: you are a total dork
KP: no real man would dress like you :3c
GF: Hey! That hurts, Mila! :'(
KP: its the truth man you dont hold a candle to schwarzenegger
KP: now that is a real man
GF: That man has no class at all!
GF: Now me, I have class.
GF: I have ARSELOADS of class.
KP: you kidding me
KP: schwarzenegger doesnt need no fucking class
KP: he just busts down that wall and crashes the sucker
GF: Bah, needs less muscles, more frills.
GF: Frills make everything better.
KP: um no
KP: frills do not make anything better
KP: frills are like the bane of humanity
GF: You have no appreciation for style!
KP: i totally have style
KP: did you see my hat
KP: its a wonderful hate :3c
KP: *hat
GF: Your hat is truly mighty amongst hats.
KP: thank you kind sir
KP: actually maybe i should just call you lord gaga
GF: Oh, that's such a good name!
GF: I think I'll keep it!
KP: fits you since youre crazy already :I
GF: Now I am most certainly not crazy!
KP: you must be since you were in a circus
KP: arent most circus people like crazy
GF: Hey! That's totally unfair and cliche...y!
GF: We're all 100% sane. Mostly.
KP: mostly being...?
GF: Most of us!
KP: nah i meant timewise
GF: Huh? :?
KP: oh no i meant like when you guys are sane and when youre not...
KP: okay you know that was dumb forget it
KP: ugh
GF: Aww, it's okay.
KP: i guess so
KP: anyway howve you been lord gaga
GF: I've been great! Playing through IWBTG again, that game is aaaalmost a match for my skills.
GF: Almost. ;)
KP: whoa everyone we got a gaming badass here :3c
GF: Dude, you have no idea. ;)
KP: sburb will clearly not be able to withstand your gamers badassery levels
KP: better clear the way sora royale is coming to break all your games
GF: You're damn right it won't! I'm gonna beat everyone's high scores on that thing.
GF: Wait, no.
GF: First I'm going to establish the high score.
GF: Then I'm gonna break it.
KP: you cant break that score :I
GF: Only I can break my own high score! That's how great I am.
KP: you wanna bet?
GF: I will totally bet.
GF: I bet my awesome cat shades that I can beat my own high score.
GF: Because you know you want these. ;)
KP: oh please
KP: fine then ill bet that stupid scarf nanny bought me
KP: because i know you like frilly shit like that
KP: :I
GF: Great! It's a deal!
GF: The deal... has been struck.
GF: We're totally metaphorically shaking hands right now.
KP: we are spitting in our hands and shaking it
KP: sealing the deal
KP: all metaphorically
GF: Ick, that had better be metaphorical.
KP: hey its how bros seal deals :3c
GF: But it's gross!
KP: *true bros i should say
KP: nah you get pretty used to it
GF: I
GF: Guess I could go through with it.
GF: Just for you.
KP: it actually feels pretty good on hot days
GF: Ugh!
KP: now dont i feel special
KP: i think you mean ahh
GF: No I totally mean ugggh. Also, ew.
KP: what ive done it tons of times i can attest to its coolness
KP: both literal and metaphorical
GF: Grody to the ninth degree!
KP: heehee :3c
KP: its way better than dressing up
GF: That's nasty, sister. Nasty as hell. Dressing up is way better!
KP: no way bro
KP: leave the dresses for some other girl
KP: i like getting dirty
GF: Well you can have all the dirt you'd like! I'm certainly not using it.
KP: that makes me a very happy girl then :3c
KP: i will cherish all this dirt youve given me
GF: It's precious.
KP: i will keep it in a jar
KP: use it to taunt tentacled pirates
GF: Arrr! Dirt! My one weakness!
KP: fear me and my clods of dirt
KP: i will dirty everything you love
GF: Noooooo!
KP: mwahahahahahaha
GF: You monster! :'(
KP: sorry i was born this way
KP: ;3
GF: Oh! Straight through the heart!
KP: *blows smoke off gun*
KP: yup i still got my aim
GF: You and Kris should have a competition. ;)
KP: that smilie worries me
KP: what kind of competition
GF: A marksman competition, ooobviously!
GF: Gosh!
KP: oh
KP: haha
KP: yeah i totally thought it was that
KP: yup
KP: a marksman competition
KP: gosh what else could it had been
GF: You wound me with your assumptions, ma'am!
KP: what hey they were like
KP: totally valid assumptions
KP: you were leaving that open-ended
KP: :I
GF: You should know that the winking smiley is more versatile than that!
GF: It's like the swiss army knife of smilies. ;)
KP: yeah a swiss army knife of suggestions too there
GF: Heh, heh, heh.
KP: whats so funny
GF: Oh, nooothing. ;)
KP: oh i know what youre trying to do here
GF: What am I trying to do here, huuuuh?
KP: youre trying to get me to think terrible things :I
KP: well too bad i am onto you
GF: Damn. Foiled again!
KP: yes give it up my fashionable nemesis
GF: Next time, Gadget!
GF: Next time!
-- kittyPulverizer [KP] ceased pestering gamingFashionista [GF] at 14:03 --
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-- kittyPulverizer [KP] began pestering gamingFashionista [GF] at 14:39 --
KP: in your dreams claw :3c
GF: Now I just need a fluffy white cat.
KP: i have tons of cats
KP: what cats are you looking for bro
GF: A long-haired white fluffy one!
GF: Which will sit in my lap and mrooowl at just the right moment.
KP: oh you must be talking about mr raditastic
KP: he loves marshmallows just gonna say
GF: Oh my goodness that is just too adorable.
KP: you kidding me he is a shredder of death
GF: An adorable shredder of death!
KP: dont say that around him hell get offended
GF: Okay, I won't.
KP: good :3c
KP: ill ship him via stork
GF: Great! I'll keep an eye out!
GF: ... oh, he doesn't shed, does he?
KP: dude all cats sheds
KP: *shed
GF: Maybe he'd better not come over then. All my poor clothes! :(
KP: oh come on
KP: no one can resist cats
KP: they are easily forgiven
GF: I totally can't, but I make sure to put on clothes I don't care about before cuddling them.
KP: haha i cuddle all the cats and i just dont give a fuck about clothes
GF: Clothes are important!
KP: nope
KP: wrong its food and breathing
GF: Food, breathing and fashion!
KP: err nope
KP: *food breathing and cats
KP: thats right
GF: That's a funny way to spell fashion!
KP: thats a funny way to spell felines :3c
GF: I used the joke first, you can't have it!
KP: i dont see your name on it buster
GF: It's right there! Property of Sora Royale.
KP: where i dont see it in the original sentence
GF: Look at the back, durrrr!
KP: thats stupid you cant turn sentences over
GF: I must be special, then. ;)
KP: no sorry youre just a regular fashionable circus boy
GF: Oh noooo!
KP: yup im sorry to deliver the sad news to you
GF: I think I have to go cry now. :'(
KP: oh
KP: no
KP: dont do that
KP: thatd make me feel like a douche
GF: Heh heh, nah, just kidding.
GF: I'm a real tough guy despite appearances!
KP: oh haha
KP: i believe that
GF: You'd better! ;)
KP: or what :3c
GF: Or... uh...
GF: Look over there! A distraction!
KP: who what where
-- gamingFashionista [GF] ceased pestering kittyPulverizer [KP] at 15:40 --