My Roomate Bruno

>playing video games late at night
>despite your hatred of the games ending, you can't stop playing Mass Effect 3 multiplayer
>got plenty of time to use the 360 since your new roommate is working late again tonight
>nice to have the apartment to yourself but it sure is quiet
>he's a nice guy but a bit strange
>wears a black suit and sunglasses everywhere, even to bed (then again you wear a fedora and trench coat all the time, so who are you to judge)
>you moved in last week after meeting through an add on Craigslist
>add read "man seeks roommate willing to falsify alibi at any time of the day or night, no questions asked. must love fluffy ponies."
>a bit strange, but the price was right and the apartment was decent, so who are you to complain
>he doesn't seem to have a pet but you do see him carrying fluffies around every so often, guess he works with them or something
>you hear the door open and shut as your big, black, bald roommate  walks in with a couple of fluffy ponies in tow
Hey Bruno, how's it hanging?
>"Anon." he politely nods, setting down the fluffies he carries on the ground
>they immediately hug his legs and start mewling "wuv new daddy!"
>a few of them seem to have blood on their fluff but it doesn't look like its theirs
>you notice blood is staining Bruno's suit too
Where... where you been all day buddy?"
>"Not important." he says as he dusts himself off
>fluffies see you playing ME3 and rush over to be entranced by the TV
>"pwetty!", "shiney!", "Shepawd Dwons!" they start cheering
>the last one sets you off a bit, but you maintain your cool
>why fluffy ponies like the end of ME3 is beyond you
Hey Bruno, you gonna keep these guys, cause we don't have a safe room or anything.
>"Yeah we do." he says nonchalantly, leading the fluffies over to a door you never noticed before
>you look inside as well to see what looks like a portal to some kind of fluffy paradise
>fluffies frolicking in a happy sunny meadow, hugging each other, playing hide in plain site, having "special hugs" in the pillow hills, and feasting from the spaghetti tree
>you stare in befuddlement as the fluffy ponies rush in cheering
Huh? You think I would have noticed that before.
>Bruno simply nods as he closes the door to the magical land
>"Going to bed."
>and with that he heads to his room
Night dude!
>you go back to playing 360
>close to another Premium Spectre Pack