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  1. 00:18: Hi, everyone! How have you been?
  2. Thanks for voting for me and Lotus in the couple poll!
  3. But well, I guess it's no surprise I won.
  4. It's just the obvious conclusion!
  5. Four heroines? Hot guys? Cute lesbians?
  6. Hmph, this was hardly even a contest!
  7. But you guys have a good eye for this kind of thing!
  8. Makes me want to wriet you all a recommendation to the Ahenenerbe.
  9. With that in mind,
  10. if you voted for any other couples, buzz off.
  11. You have no right to listen to my words of gratitude.
  12. I suggest you find yourselves a nice corner to cry in.
  13. Especially the ones that voted for Kai and Eleonore should off themselves.
  14. No, I don't really care, but our 14-year-old-God was fuming at that.
  15. (The image is for illustartion purposes only)
  16. But you know, even if he's got a few screws loose,
  17. it's thanks to him that I'm here, and we've got this result.
  18. So accept the present with a magnanimous? heart!
  19. Dies Irae: Acta est Fabula. Did you enjoy the opera?
  20. The time has come for the curtain call.
  21. It hurts to say goodbye, but we have to move on to the next story.
  22. But remember those words that symbolize Dies Irae?
  23. Its script is the height of cliche,
  24. but its actors are of the finest fold, beyond exquisite.
  25. So I believe with all my heart you'll find the next time and all the times after enthralling.
  26. You guys should believe in that, too.
  27. Isn't that right, Lotus?
  28.  
  29. 01:57: Of course.
  30. I'd be happy if you all could believe with us.
  31. By the way, Anna, I've got something to say before it's all over.
  32.  
  33. 02:06: Hmm? There's something left?
  34.  
  35. 02:09: Yeah, it's something I always felt I had to say.
  36. The other words that symbolize Dies Irae,
  37. and I guess you could call it a feeling I've kept bottled up all this time...
  38. Anyway, listen to what I have to say, alright?
  39. And all of the folks from the Obsidian Round Table and Shirou,
  40. all of you come on out.
  41. This is the last time, so gather around and listen to the cry of my soul.
  42. Let's do this. Anna, give us some rhythm.
  43.  
  44. 02:42: Roger that!
  45. Let's go!
  46. Ja Ein,
  47. Ja Zwei,
  48. Ja Ein, Zwei, Drei, Vier!
  49.  
  50.  
  51. 02:55: Mercurius is a nasty creep!!!
  52.  
  53. 03:13: Wow! Lord Heydrich's laughing like crazy!
  54.  
  55. 03:17: You jerk! You big nasty stupid jerk!
  56.  
  57. 03:21: You should not exist in this world.
  58.  
  59. 03:24: I'm mad at you, you know?
  60.  
  61. 03:28: Ya heard 'em.
  62. That's how it goes.
  63.  
  64. 03:31: Y-Yay!
  65.  
  66. 03:33: I'll never forgive Karl Krafft. I hate him.
  67.  
  68. 03:36: That's right! You tell him, Kasumi!
  69. Rip him a new one, Sakurai!
  70. Don't hold back, Marie and Himuro!
  71. Shirou and Honjou, put more heart into it!
  72.  
  73. 03:42: Karl... Krafft...!
  74.  
  75. 03:46: Niflheimr Fenriswolf!
  76.  
  77. 03:51: Midgardr Volsunga Saga!
  78.  
  79. 03:54: Just thinking about him made Isaak faint from the agony!
  80. Schreiber's turned into a rabid beast!
  81. Mackie's getting ready to ram his Volsunga Saga into him!
  82.  
  83. 04:04: Fuck off to Valhalla!
  84.  
  85. 04:06: I love you, Theresia...
  86.  
  87. 04:09: Valeria...
  88.  
  89. 04:10: Wilhelm's, uhh... Whatever, never mind.
  90. And why is the only thing you can talk about is how much you love Theresia, father?
  91. You're creeping poor Lisa out.
  92.  
  93. 04:20: Der Freischutz Samiel!
  94.  
  95. 04:26: Big sis Ele fired her railway gun!
  96.  
  97. 04:30: You're so beautiful...
  98.  
  99. 04:32: Dummy...
  100.  
  101. 04:34: And you two! How long are you gonna keep making out in the corner,
  102. you sixty-years-age-gap-couple?
  103.  
  104. 04:41: Everyone's been looking forward to this...
  105. Anyway, that's everyone, right?
  106.  
  107. 04:45: Yep. Big sis Helga's over there singing some creepy song,
  108. and Johann's grabbing Isaak's sleeve and fidgeting. We haven't forgotten anyone.
  109.  
  110. 04:52: Musashi and Rei are smiling too. We've got the whole gang!
  111.  
  112. 04:56: That's right!
  113. Probably, definitely, without a doubt,
  114. that's the whole cast!
  115. We're not missing anyone, right?
  116. No one, right?
  117. Of course not, okay, okay!
  118. So let's end the show.
  119. Everyone listening at home, join in!
  120. Acta est Fabula!
  121.  
  122. 05:20: But wait.
  123. I kind of get the feeling we're leaving someone out here...
  124. I've got no idea. I can't remember....
  125. Maybe I'm imagining it? Who could it be...?
  126. Well, it doesn't really matter!
  127. Hey, Lotus...
  128. Wait up, don't leave me behind!
  129.  
  130. 06:02: I go by Spinne.
  131. Number X of the Obsidian Round Table, Rot Spi—
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