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- She bit into it. Chewed. Swallowed. Gave every impression of having a
- delicious dinner.
- "Want a bite?" she said, innocently.
- "Yeah," I said. I like spicy food. I always order the curries with four
- chilies next to them on the menu at the Pakistani places.
- I peeled back more foil and took a big bite.
- Big mistake.
- You know that feeling you get when you take a big bite of horseradish
- or wasabi or whatever, and it feels like your sinuses are closing at
- the same time as your windpipe, filling your head with trapped,
- nuclear-hot air that tries to batter its way out through your watering
- eyes and nostrils? That feeling like steam is about to pour out of your
- ears like a cartoon character?
- This was a lot worse.
- This was like putting your hand on a hot stove, only it's not your
- hand, it's the entire inside of your head, and your esophagus all the
- way down to your stomach. My entire body sprang out in a sweat and I
- choked and choked.
- Wordlessly, she passed me my horchata and I managed to get the straw
- into my mouth and suck hard on it, gulping down half of it in one go.
- "So there's a scale, the Scoville scale, that we chili-fanciers use to
- talk about how spicy a pepper is. Pure capsaicin is about 15 million
- Scovilles. Tabasco is about 50,000. Pepper spray is a healthy three
- million. This stuff is a puny 200,000, about as hot as a mild Scotch
- Bonnet Pepper. I worked up to it in about a year. Some of the real
- hardcore can get up to a million or so, twenty times hotter than
- Tabasco. That's pretty freaking hot. At Scoville temperatures like
- that, your brain gets totally awash in endorphins. It's a better
- body-stone than hash. And it's good for you."
- I was getting my sinuses back now, able to breathe without gasping.
- "Of course, you get a ferocious ring of fire when you go to the john,"
- she said, winking at me.
- Yowch.
- "You are insane," I said.
- "Fine talk from a man whose hobby is building and smashing laptops,"
- she said.
- "Touche," I said and touched my forehead.
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