How to be normalfag when not normalfag

In response to this "normalfag bingo": http://puu.sh/i9o7v.jpg

"moved out of parent's home" — to move to japan / to have space to put figures
"played in a team sport" — group wotagei / calls
"been on a vacation or a road trip with friends" — travelled to another city/country for a live
"10+ friends who would come to your funeral" — internet friends. please come.
"been to a festival or concert with friends" — anisong of course
"get compliments regularly" — people say "gg" all the time!
"can make conversation easily" — with other weebs / Ps / Livers / DDs
"held at least one birthday party" — for waifu
"go out most weekends" — to attend cons / events / lives
"went to prom and had a date" — dakimakura-chan wore a very cute dress
"use social networking sites and apps" — to follow seiyuu, idols, artists, etc.
"lost virginity" — to a tenga / doll / melon / whatever
"had a relationship that lasted at least 1yr" — already married to waifu
"tagged in photos with girls" — when friends upload photos of seiyuu, and people in it
"had at least 5 sexual partners" — wow what a DD
"rarely alone on birthdays and New Year" — always with waifu
"have had a job" — earn money to buy figures
"been to a house party" — group viewing of a live is a house party, right?