History of WW2 in Equestria Oneshot

"I didn't know you owned a turtle, Rainbow."
>Rainbro's showing you around her home, and you just happend to notice her pet.
>"Haha, yeah. It's definitely not the sort of pet you'd expect someone as awesome as me to have, but me and this little guy have history. He saved my butt once."
"What's his name?"
>"Tank. And he's a tortoise, not a turtle. I call him that because he just keeps going, like a tank."
>Wait, that can't be right.
"I'm sorry, I don't think I heard you right. What's his name?"
>"Tank. T-A-N-K."
>You notice you are confused. Very confused.
"I don't mean to sound, uh, rude, but how do you know what a tank is?"
>"What?"
"Where I come from, 'tank' refers to a kind of military vehicle, one I'm fairly sure you don't have."
>Rainbow shoots you an annoyed look.
>"I'm not stupid. Tanks are big, strong things that can take a lot of punishment. Even I know that, Anon."
"But why is that word association made? The only reason tank means something that can take a beating is because the military vehicle of that name can take a beating.
>Rainbow shakes her head.
>"You're starting to sound way too much like Twilight. Come on, lets g–"
>RRRRUUUUUMMMMMBBBBLLLLEEEECRASH

>Half of Rainbow's cloud house is just gone, and you almost fall to your death before Rainbow wraps her forelegs around your chest and pulls you back from the edge.
>She flies you both out into the skies, through the massive hole where the wall should have been.
>You both get a good look at what's going on from a couple hundred feet off the ground.
>Rainbow's house is half-obliterated and spiralling down towards ground, but that's not the biggest problem you have.
>That would be the giant white hole in the sky, burning brighter than the sun and spewing tracked, armoured fighting vehicles all over Ponyville.
>You're no military geek, but you're pretty sure that's an M-1 Abrams lodged in Twilight's tree-house.
>Sugarcube Corner has been crushed under a goddamn Panzerkampfwagen Maus, and you see Pinkie trying to open the hatch on the top.
>"Ohmygoshohmygosh what do we DO!"
"We run, and we DON'T FUCKING STOP."
>As Rainbow speeds you away, you hear Pinkie's delighted laughter and the unmistakeable earth-shattering ROAR of an artillery piece.