B&B and the mysterioys wrestler

>Another day in the ORIGINAL life of Blar and Blarco.
>Now the kids were ready to hop onto another dimension, this time for real.
>Do you think it is gonna be safe there?- said Blarco with a dead stare.
>HELL YEAH, BLARCO, MY BEST FRIEND! NOW GRAB MY HAND AND LET'S GO - Blar grabbed Blarco in the wrong spot.
>I think you are touching my private place - said Blarco with a dead Stare.
>SORRY BLARCO, BUT NO PART OF YOU IS PRIVATE - said Blar while touching him everywhere with both hands.
>Now that is true - said Blarco with a dead stare.
>After Blar used her dimensional switchblade, they crossed to a new dimension.
>Moments later, they arrived to a colliseum where people were gathering for a show.
>EXCELENT, BLARCO. WE ARE IN THE WRESTLING DIMENSION, INVENTED IN BLAMERICA.
>I am learning new things - said Blarco with a dead stare.
>SEE, THERE IS THE BLUNDERTAKER, THE BLOCK, AND BLEY BLYSTERIO!!
>But it seems someone is missing - said Blarco with a dead stare.
>LOOK, IT'S MY FAVOURITE WRESTLER! HIS TIME IS NOW!
>Oh, I cannot seem him - said Blarco with a dead stare.
>HA HA, YOU'RE SO FUNNY, BLARCO, MY BEST FRIEND. WE ALL CAN SEE HIM. WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME.
>Now you are right, I can see him perfectly - said Blarco with a dead stare.
>CAREFUL, NOW I WILL SQUEAL LIKE A FANGIRL FOR I'M A TEENAGER WHO LOVES BUFFED MEN.
>Even though we are just friends, I am hurt for your statement - said Blarco with a dead stare.
>NOW I'M GONNA FAINT BEFORE I HAVE A CHANCE TO YELL THE NAME OF MY FAVOURITE WRESTLER OUTLOUD - said Blar as she dropped to the ground.
>Amazing cliffhanger material - said Blarco with a dead stare.


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You the drill, to know BLAR's fav read the first letter of each line...

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Back in the day, when I first joined /sveg/ as a nameles anon, I would write some John Cena theme greens. This story was a throw back and the last time I wrote a legit John Cena joke text.