Something I generated in talk to transformer

Welcome to Nintendo direct, we are here to introduce a new accessory for the "Nintendo We Took Your Money ".
Here at nintendo we are proud to introduce the new and improved and shiny "Nintendo slavory machine."
We take pride in our work. With the Nintendo slavory machine it can make you and your family our slaves and
play our games for us.
We are the new slaves who can play your games and have the freedom to choose whether they like it or not.
You have been warned and you better keep your money or the Nintendo slavory machine will make you a slave to us.
This is not a joke.
We are real and we are here for real.
We are the new slaves and we are coming for your money.
We will make your life a nightmare if you do not get us our money.
The Nintendo slavory machine can make you or your kids slaves to us.
There is a new slave every day. It is called your kid and