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Hey [streamer], I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down. I wanted to say congrats! I know you can do a little better but I always want to tip my hat off to you. Through thick and thin I will still be here to always support you. I know times are hard, but you always come back with a good attitude. I wish you the very best on your next runs, and hope you get an even better score. I will continue to be here and find new strats as always. Great job Stiv. I am rooting for you always! You should be proud.





Your performance overall during your uploading of Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze videos is excellent! HOWEVER, I believe we both can see where you might have messed up at certain points of this game so I think you can improve your time on this video as well as all the other times that you've achieved on all your other Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze videos that you've attempted so far!

ALSO, consider when you actually time your speedruns from start to finish in this game because I've noticed that you seem to time them as soon as you select your team rather than actually gaining control of that team when the first stage starts which may have resulted in you posting worse times than before especially in the early stages of the game!

To summarise for future Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze attempts, improve on where you've gone wrong at particular stages of this game and time your speedruns from the very second you gain control of your chosen team at the first stage until the last successful hit at the final boss!

I hope my advice helps you on this!




This is the run. If these words could possibly describe the amount of positivity in my body right at this very moment, your screen would shatter in shock. This whole run is perfect. There's been no fuck ups anywhere, the sole reason he's behind right now is due to amazing luck in his previous run. He's also amazingly calm in intense situations and never fucks up and at any possible chance he gets. He loves you guys, he loves streaming, the only reason he still streams rarely is because his is sending the donations he gets to charity to build a roof over some poor child. He also has an amazing social life, when he streams though he stream all day. I can't believe he hasn't been honoured fo his duties to society already. This is a complete and utter epitome of the perfect speedrunner.

I’ll just do an interview: this was a game I can’t recommend. I cannot recommend it at all. I can’t recommend anybody play it, do it, stream—anybody who speedruns it, well they’re just fucking—I hate ‘em. They’re fucking idiots, and they fucking are stupid for promoting this game. Go fucking play regular Donkey Kong Country, you fucking dumbasses. Pissing me off. Fucking ruining fucking people’s lives. Go speedrun something cool, like fucking Mario or something. Fucking morons.

 I've created a monster, cuz no one wants to see moomoo no more they want goldfish i'm chopped liver. but if you want moomoo this is what i'll give you. some tropical freeze mixed with some shark skipper. some pogos that'll jumpstart this run quicker than a jump when i dosido at the bitchnado in 3-3 when I'm on great PB pace. When i'm so far ahead of you in the weekly race. (hey!) you waited this long now stop debating cause i'm back on the grind with sick strat making. I know these dongs get a little cranky but the pogos and the jumps are so complicating. so fugu in the sea wont let me be or let me be me so let me see. they tried to shut me town at the end of world 3 but it feels so empty without me. so come on slip, right off a cliff screw that. lose all your time and all of your lives and get ready cuz this pace is about to get steady. i just beat all my gold splits, Fuck you Freddy!

1-1 is super free, it's all about starting the level at the right frame then you need to hit the barrel as soon as possible at the end, other then that you go through the motions

ATTENTTION SPEED MAN. Hey speed man, im watching you with my wife and kids. Could you please go a little slower? we're trying to figure out what dks superpower is. no mortal could ride barrrels and stuff. also my wife baked some meat loaf for dinner, want to come over? thank you speed man and god bless