Boner Police Ep. 04: Escape / Cover

>"Big sweaty ballsac gunna dip in yo mouf boy. I got some jungle juice I mixed up in this here toilet we can drink. Hope you like that big pony dick BOY."
>Fuck, this place is horrible.
>You have been incarcerated for two days ever since you were arrested by the Boner Police for stealing potatoes.
>Your cell mate has taken an interest in you.
>He is sitting on your bed next to you, whispering into your ear.
>You push him away.
"Dude. You're a foal. You're like what, eight? Why the fuck did they even put you in here?"
>He rubs his hooves together and grins evilly, "I stole some candy. From the teacher's desk."
...
>"Then I RAPED HER!"
>This fucking town.
>You have to get out.
>Tootsie Roll, your tiny cell mate, has seriously been trying to rub his nuts on you at night.
>Kid has a problem.
>You pick up the spoon you have snuck in and begin digging.
...
>It's been five days and you finally have a tunnel dug that you have successfully kept hidden.
>Tootsie Roll stands next to you.
"You ready to get out of here little guy?"
>"Imma get out and the first thing Imma do is RAPE THAT BITCH AGAIN! And play with my toys."
>You dig the last few inches up.
>The ground above you crumbles and you pull Tootsie Roll up to find yourself-
>"BWEEEEEEW! We got us a runner!"
>You have successfully dug yourself into Fluttershy's living room.
>Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and Lyra sit at her table.
>They all tackle you and hold you down.
>Tootsie Roll jumps on your face and begins humping.
"Why are you betraying me Tootsie!?"
>His little balls drag across your forehead.
>"I have diplomatic IMMUNITY! And I'm honestly a little sexually confused."
>A few hours later you are back in jail.
>With a new cell mate.
>Sombra stares at you.
>"Hey. Hey you. I know you hear me. Hey. Check it out: my dick is made of crystaaaaaaaal."
>Bed sheets can be made into a noose.


+++BONER POLICE+++


>Day undercover in Equestria.
>Rainbow Dash is in your house.
>The house you just took out a loan to fix again.
>The two of you are alone.
>Dash is actually pretty chill if she's not around the other two rapists.
>"So Anon, can I ask you to do something for the force?"
>You give her a deadpan look.
"Okay first of all, it's not really a 'force'. It's more of a rape mob."
>"Fair enough."
"Second, what do you need?"
>She smiles, "I need you to go undercover so we can bust this pony we're after. If you work with us, we'll leave you alone for a week."
>You don't have to think.
"Deal."
...
>A couple of hours later, you stand in front of Berry Punch's house in a fat suit and wearing a fake mustache.
>Lyra's voice buzzes right in your ear through a reciever.
>"Just follow everything I say."
>You knock on the door.
>Berry answers with a glass of wine in her hoof.
>"Hey! Come on in!"
"Okay?"
>She pulls you inside and you sit on the couch.
"Hello ma'am, I'm here in regards to some damaged property and stolen uh, kegs at the bar down the street."
>She sets her wine down and smiles at you.
>"Oh I know what you're here for big boy. Rainbow Dash outdid herself with her birthday present to me this year!"
>Oh no.
>She stalks toward you, "she knows chubby stallions are my fetish. And you're so nice to do this for me Anon. Now pull it out, I'm drunk and down to fuck!"
>She jumps on you and begins to undo your pants.
>The fat suit makes it so you can't get up or even reach her.
>You scream into the wire on your chest.
"Help! Lyra my cover is blown!"
>Lyra laughs into the reciever.
>"That's not the only thing about to be blown! Happy bucking birthday Berry Punch!"
>Being drunk, Berry throws up all over your crotch the instant she gets your dick in her mouth.
>She slumps against your fat and giggles.
>"Happy birfday Boner Squad!"