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Chinggis Radio

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  1. Not sure what to call this story yet
  2.  
  3. >A few years after both the Merge and the Collapse
  4. >Things haven't gone back to normal yet
  5. >they probably never will, but we're getting used to it
  6. >No news from the Feds in a while
  7. >Seems like they have given up and are leaving us alone
  8. >they can't defend us, so why would we pay taxes?
  9. >they did not agree with our stance at first
  10. >but a few ambushes and fallen trees have convinced them
  11. >Sadly, the feds were not the only ones who wanted to "tax" us
  12. >Orkish warbands ranging from small to not-so-small have attacked us relentlessly
  13. >But for a few months, it's been strangely calm
  14. >Not sure if they're planning something or if they just got tired of it
  15. >Probably neither, they're not smart enough and all they like is fighting
  16. >And that's why we have sentries like me
  17. >We don't have alarms set up, all we got are bells. Electricity is for radios only
  18. >We've guessed power lines have been destroyed or the Dams shitted up by the Greens, or both
  19. >Only radio signal we've been picking up clearly is really weird
  20. >What sounds like Mongolian Throat-Singing, 24/7
  21. >And it's more than just one track, doesn't sound like it's looping
  22. >No idea where it's coming from really, we only got one antenna
  23. >Anyways, we have larger fish to fry
  24. >We've gotten used to this way of life well enough, thanks to some preppers and our older townsfolk
  25. >Some of them were of those who farmed this land in the fifties, when there was barely any infrastructure
  26. >they know how to do stuff the old way, no running water or electricity needed
  27. >We've managed to keep the town safe and well-fed
  28. >We've also received refugees from nearby towns who got raided and razed by the Greens
  29. >We needed their expertise and manpower, and over here, we stick together
  30. >Ork attacks were hard to fight though, the only weapons we had were hunting rifles
  31. >Some of us are knowledgeable in metalworking and gunsmithing, we even built some SMGs ourselves, along reloading ammo
  32. >We repaired the guns the Orks had too
  33. Cont
  34.  
  35. >My turn on the watchtower tonight
  36. >It's pretty cold up here, but I'm used to it
  37. >Only me, my Double-Great-Grandpa's old 1891 Dragoon Mosin and a bottle of Moonshine
  38. >He was a Russian Cossack and fought in WW1
  39. >My Grandpa told me he fought the Commies from Kuban to Siberia, fled to Canada in 1921 after the Whites lost Vladivostok
  40. >He hopped on a boat to Canada as the city fell, few of his comrades made it
  41. >Only spoke French and Russian, so he moved to rural French Canada
  42. >We've passed down this bad boy for generations, along with his Shashka, both in great condition
  43. >Once again it is used for war
  44. >This time, it's not to hold back the Reds, but to hold back the Greens
  45. >While examining the masterful engineering of the Hexagon bolt, I take a sip form my canteen
  46. >Moonshine is pretty good, but mixed with water because I don't want to be blind drunk on watch
  47. >It was a gift from Jean-Pierre, the local Doctor and Bartender
  48. >I've heard rumors about him cooking up Pervitin in the back of his bar
  49. >He's a good christian, but I don't blame him
  50. >Fuck it's hard staying awake
  51. >Maybe this alcohol is still too strong
  52. >It's been Six Months since the last raid, so I guess I could take a nap...
  53. >FUCK YOU RETARD
  54. >DON'T THINK THAT YOU MORON, YOU'LL JINX IT
  55. >I slap myself in the face
  56. >The sharp pain on my cheek reminds me of Mama
  57. >I did retarded shit back then, I don't blame her
  58. >She cooked really well, was a great woman
  59. >She wasn't here to see what happened, died in a Car Accident
  60. >Rest in peace Mama
  61. >Although she wasn't here to witness all the weird shit that went down
  62. >The blanket she made for me is pretty darn warm, great for sleeping outside
  63. >it almost seems like she knew about what was coming
  64. >Honestly, I wouldn't care that much if we could still watch Hockey on TV
  65. >The Sun is rising and the Town is waking
  66. >I'm no longer needed, I can go back to sleep
  67. >I'll stay up here, this place is not that bad.
  68. >Pull my Expos Cap down and drift into sleep
  69. Cont
  70.  
  71. >Next day, chilling with Bros at JP's Tavern
  72. >Had no Tavern in town prior to the Collapse, so it's a big log cabin we built a while ago
  73. >He has a distillery at the back, and a room for himself
  74. >Bob the Carpenter made some chairs and tables, antique store had a really old Pool table
  75. >I always sucked at pool, but it's fun
  76. >Playing with Mike and Frank while Steph is throwing knives at a target hung on the wall
  77. >Frank wins again, Mike was probably distracted by his own thoughts
  78. >He's probably thinking about his weird conspiracy theories
  79. >Frank buys us drinks because he won
  80. >It's supposed to work the other way, but we accept it
  81. >Ok bro we know you really want that place in heaven, but this is a bit much
  82. >We order some drinks, try to make smalltalk with JP
  83. >He's a bit jumpy, maybe the rumors are true
  84. >If yes, his supply could come in handy in emergency situations
  85. >I remember reading about a Finn that downed his entire squad's supply of Pervitin
  86. >His squadmates, stunned, saw him disappear into the woods at warp speed
  87. >probably melted tracks in the snow
  88. >They find him a few weeks later, 400km from his previous position, in a pit in the snow
  89. >He has no ammunition, no food except for some pine buds in his pack
  90. >His pulse was 200 beats/minute and he had dropped down to 43 kilos
  91. >As long as we don't take 30 tablets in one shot like he did, we would probably be fine
  92. >Extra energy could save our lives, and those of the whole community we swore to protect
  93. >Back on track.
  94. >As the bartender comes back with our drinks, Mike goes on one of his legendary rants
  95. >He sounds almost exactly like Alex Jones
  96. >Something about how the Government is run by interdimensional child-molesting demons
  97. >Also according to him Elves are an Hoax
  98. >As he's getting to the part where the RCMP is teaming up with Orks to destroy Catholic Communities, a familiar figure approaches
  99. >It's Chief, the guy in charge of the town's Militia, our Boss
  100. >He's a big guy (UUUU)
  101. Cont.
  102.  
  103. >He explains to us that the Radio silence has been broken for the first time in months
  104. >And it isn't another Mongolian Music Station
  105. >Apparently a some kind of Caravan got stranded in the woods around a hundred clicks from here
  106. >Said their horses and cattle disappeared during the night
  107. >Sounds like bullshit, but Chief says they'll pay us if we guide them back to safety
  108. >in weapons
  109. >ShieetNegroThatsAllYouHadToSay.webm
  110. >As expected, Mike, Frank and Steph volunteer too
  111. >We decide to not use the main roads
  112. >We would risk getting spotted, and fucked by snow anyways
  113. >We grab our gear and our guns
  114. >But not Steph, he grabs his knives
  115. >Once all our gear is ready, we go rest in the barracks
  116. >Tomorrow we leave at dawn
  117. Next Morning
  118. >Frank wakes up first, cooks us some eggs and venison for breakfast
  119. >so much for leaving at dawn
  120. >It's pretty good, we probably won't have eggs in the woods but we can hunt
  121. >We say our goodbyes and disappear innawoods
  122. >We aren't boy scouts by any means, but we aren't retarded
  123. >Our lads have gone in the woods before to help refugees (not the rapey kind, the useful kind)
  124. >We haven't gotten any more refugees since a while back, all towns around us probably got raided bare
  125. >Luckily, the position of the Caravan is pretty close to somewhere we've already been
  126. >It was a great spot to ambush RCMP patrols
  127. >It's a small clearing, with cliffs on both sides of the road
  128. >It's a great spot for an ambush
  129. >Caravan guys are fucking retarded if they thought that was a good spot for a camp
  130. >Fuckers are asking for trouble
  131. >We've been walking through the woods for a while, it will probably take a hand of days to get there and back
  132. >Find a good spot near a creek for camp
  133. >I mean it would be nicer if it wasn't completely frozen
  134. >Gets pretty cold at this time of the year, but seems like it got worse since the merge
  135. >But we're not urbanite niggers, we can handle it
  136. >Frank and Steph go hunting while we set up a fire and a camp
  137. Cont
  138.  
  139. >Coming back to camp with firewood in my arms
  140. >Wait nigger I think I heard something
  141. >While Mike is fixed on disassembling and cleaning his M1, something is fucking with our packs
  142. >I quietly lower the wood on the ground and whip out my trusty Hi-Power
  143. >with shaking hands, screw on a silencer (I threaded the barrel a while ago) as fast as I possibly can without making too much noise
  144. >one of the fuckers raises his head
  145. >It's a little fucking bunny cunt
  146. >LOOKSLIKEMEATISBACKONTHEMENU.pdn
  147. >shoot the fucker in the head
  148. >pink mist all my rucksack
  149. >we'll deal with that later
  150. >before the stealing niggers can even react, they have already met their maker
  151. >Mike almost gets a heart attack, jumps from his seat
  152. >he whips out his 1911, and mag-dumps into the woods while screaming "FUCK YOU GAY JEWNIGGERS"
  153. >1911 Jams before he empties his extended mag
  154. >kek, but at least his hand is fine
  155. >Knowing his luck, his gun would've blown up if it was a glock
  156. >He racks the slide but somehow accidentally drops the mag
  157. >Madman freaks out, throws his 1911 at a tree, making some bark come off
  158. >Having heard the shots, Frank and Steph come back running
  159. >WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING? YOU DUMB ANIMALS ARE GOING TO GET US SPOTTED AND YOURSELVES KILLED!
  160. >I've never seen Frank this mad
  161. >I explain what happened while Mike picks up his gun and his mag
  162. >We laugh it off, Mike included
  163. >Steph explains that they were coming back when they heard the gunfire, they dropped their catches though
  164. >I show Frank the dead rabbits, and Steph leaves to get the Turkeys they caught
  165. >When he comes back, we've already got the rabbits skinned and roasting
  166. >That shit's great, tastes even better when you caught them yourself
  167. >Turkey's great too, maybe we can keep some for letter to supplement our rations
  168. >Aaaaand it's gone
  169. >Too bad, we'll catch more game later
  170. >I fall asleep in my Hammock with a full stomach, hugging my nugget, wondering about who the fuck is in charge of Chinggis Radio
  171. Cont
  172.  
  173. Two Days later
  174. >We've been walking for a while, nothing much happened yesterday
  175. >Found some more rabbits, but nothing more
  176. >Better than nothing, they tasted great
  177. >We're getting close to the Caravan's last position
  178. >Maybe a day more or so, but we need to find a crossing first
  179. >most of the river is frozen, but the ice isn't thick enough in most places
  180. >We're following the river, looking for a possible crossing
  181. >Mike just WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP
  182. >He wasn't too annoying at first, but damn when it's been 3 days of him schizo-ranting
  183. >He even scared away a deer before we could shoot it
  184. >I like the guy, but for fucks sake can't he shut the fuck up?
  185. >Frank seems fine with it, like nothing can annoy him
  186. >Steph randomly throws knives at trees in front of us, then picks them back up
  187. >He's getting really good at this
  188. >The sound of him sharpening his knives have helped me fall asleep for the last few nights
  189. >I wonder if Knife Sharpening ASMR is a thing
  190. >Or was a thing, not even sure if the internet still exists
  191. >not up here at least, maybe when it's all over he can start an ASMR channel
  192. >/K/omfy /K/ommando Noises or something like that
  193. >Told him about it, he likes the idea
  194. >Maybe if Elon Musk gave us satellite internet instead of giving it to Africans we could do it
  195. >too bad, everyone knows Nigerian children need to be taught about JavaScript
  196. >It's getting darker, we should set up camp soon
  197. >Would be nice to find a crossing today
  198. >Oh, talking of the devil
  199. >Seems like this not as wide
  200. >Frank is poking the ice with his walking cane to see if it's good enough
  201. >No idea why he uses a cane, he's as old as we are, plus he has good legs
  202. >Of course, Steph, not giving a fuck, just runs past him to the middle of the river
  203. >I think he saw something
  204. >With a crazed look on his face, he takes out a fucking SS dagger and starts stabbing the ice
  205. >niggerwhatthefuckareyoudoing.jpeg
  206. Cont
  207.  
  208. >he makes some kind of round hole in the ice with a few precise stabs
  209. >leaves his SS dagger on the ice, takes out his switchblade
  210. >with the switchblade in hand, he looks at the water, 100% focused on whatever the fuck he is trying to do
  211. >still has a faint smile on his face
  212. >after a few long seconds of us looking at him, dumbfounded, he takes a single stab at the water
  213. >he plunges his other arm in the freezing river
  214. >his hand comes back out with a fucking trout in it
  215. >it doesn't take long before it stops wriggling, the switchblade still in its side
  216. >he slaps the fish on the ice
  217. >LOOKSLIKEMEATISBACKONTHEMENUBOYS_2.webm
  218. >still frozen by what we had just witnessed, he gets up and turns to us with a shit-eating grin
  219. >we walk up to him to examine his catch, still amazed
  220. >"NIGGER HOW THE FUCK?"
  221. >Steph looks me dead in the eyes
  222. >he simply whispers one word
  223. >"Anime."
  224. >ok fair enough
  225. >We pick our shit back up
  226. >Frank wants to empty the fish NOW
  227. >Ok foodbro, do your thing
  228. >As he gets his tools out, I hear faint rustling in the bushes from the other side of the river
  229. >OH SHIT
  230. >Me, Frank and Steph leg it to the other side of the river and take cover
  231. >I get my Nugget out and go prone behind a fallen tree
  232. >A few paces on my right, Steph is crouched behind a rock
  233. >He already has knives in both hands, and one in his mouth
  234. >How many fucking knives does he have?
  235. >No idea where Frank went, but I know he's a good shot with his Ruger American, I trust him
  236. >A few seconds pass, and after what feels like eternity we hear more rustling
  237. >As a human figure wanders out of the woods, I take my aim
  238. >Oh, we're retarded
  239. >It's just Mike, he was probably taking a piss
  240. >"Hi guys sorry I had shit to do in the bushes wait what is that fucking hole in the-"
  241. >His is interrupted by the crack of a gunshot from his side of the woods
  242. >As Mike's body falls limp, a small streak of dark blood descends from his scalp
  243. Cont.
  244.  
  245. >My mind goes from DEFCON 5 to DEFCON 1 in less than a heartbeat
  246. >Faster than that time my Dad found me wanking to Lutty Schematics
  247. >I frantically look for hostiles
  248. >Somewhere far to my right, I hear Frank yell "THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE TREES"
  249. >Good news, it wasn't one of us
  250. >Bad news, we've got friends
  251. >Before I can say anything, Steph leaps from behind his rock shouting something about Gooks
  252. >As he darts towards the other side of the river, gunfire erupts from the treeline
  253. >Not missing a beat, I start shooting towards the muzzle flash to cover him
  254. >Seems like Frank is doing the same, as I hear more gunshots from our side
  255. >Not sure what the fuck Steph is doing, we need to catch up to him before he gets killed
  256. >Gunfire from the other side are getting less disciplined, Steph is distracting them
  257. >We seize the opportunity and run to the other side as well
  258. >I almost trip in the fishing hole Steph made, but I make it to the treeline
  259. >I can see Steph wrestling something, I get closer to get a better shot at it
  260. >As I take my aim from behind a tree, Steph ends up between me and my target
  261. >I see another figure approach from his side, and I switch targets
  262. >It has some sort of dark brown longcoat on, but I can't figure out what it is
  263. >Shoot the fucker before he shoots Steph's ass
  264. >Frank comes out of nowhere and points his snub nose .357 at Steph's wrestling buddy
  265. >The thing's head get turned into mush, and both Steph's face and the snow is turned red
  266. >Fuck I hope they didn't have AIDS
  267. >Before Steph can complain about it, another figure comes out from behind the trees
  268. >It tries to shoot its AKS at Frank, but misses and hits a tree, sending shards flying
  269. >Steph turns and throws a knife at the thing
  270. >CRITICAL HIT
  271. >It falls backwards, magdumping into the sky
  272. >We stay silently in cover
  273. >Seems like that was the last one
  274. >Steph whips out his SS dagger with the same grin as when he caught that fish
  275. >It's probably still on the ice
  276. >Just like Mike
  277. >Fuck
  278.  
  279. I haven't written anything in a while, sorry about that.
  280. >We examine the corpses
  281. >no idea what the fuck these things are, their skin is white, and their faces fucked
  282. >they look like skinny albino retard-orcs with down syndrome
  283. >Their guns seem functional, but we don't have any .22 lr or 7.62x39
  284. >We couldn't find any ammo on the bodies, it's like all they had were the mags
  285. >weird
  286. >I'm no doctors, but these thinks don't look like their were healthy
  287. >rotten teeth, hands black and rotting like they got gangrene
  288. >two out of the tree of them had a missing eye
  289. >what the fuck
  290. >this nigger's throat was torn open
  291. >Steph says it wasn't him
  292. >that fucker was trying to kill us moments ago, how in the fuck was he alive?
  293. >After Steph takes out some Canine teeth, says it's for a necklace
  294. >I've seen weirder, whatever floats your boat
  295. >We go back to the river, Mike is still laying on his back
  296. >That empty look in his eyes, looking into the sky
  297. >F
  298. >At least he got shot with .22lr, otherwise it would be a closed casket
  299. >Frank closes his eyes, and we carry him into the woods
  300. >We find a nice spot under an uprooted tree
  301. >The hole is pretty big
  302. >The ground is completely frozen, we can't do much better
  303. >Spend a few hours pilling up dirt and rocks to bury his body, along with his Garand
  304. >Steph makes a crude cross out of some thick branches, carves out Mike's name in it
  305. >Frank gives him one last prayer, and we go back to the river
  306. >We'll miss you brother
  307. >We won't let his death be in vain, we have to carry on with our mission
  308. >Probably a day's march more through the woods
  309. >We grab our stuff (and the fish) and go
  310. >We barely talk to each other, and walk as quietly as possible
  311. >There are probably other retarded downy-ork shitters in the woods, we gotta be careful
  312. >We make silently make camp, and it feels awfully quiet without Mike's ranting
  313. >We fall asleep quietly, the moon obscured by the trees and snowfall
  314. Cont.
  315.  
  316. >wake up the smell of cooking fish
  317. >Tastes great, but there's not much
  318. >"At least I only have to share with two guys"
  319. >fuck off Steph
  320. >it's not funny you damn knife-wielding snowgook
  321. >we pack up and continue towards the objective, we're getting close
  322. >we don't have GPS equipment, so we're using a map and a compass
  323. >Talking of compasses, they started acting weird since the merge
  324. >we've figured out a couple months earlier that they point slightly more towards the east than they used to
  325. >easy fix, we just opened them and rotated the scales
  326. >thank god, Boss was a Astronomy nerd
  327. >The compasses are still weird though, they act a bit erratic sometimes
  328. >from time to time, the pointer starts shaking left to right for a while
  329. >only happens a few times per month, probably due to some fantasynigger phenomenon
  330. >Not much of an issue, usually it doesn't last for too long
  331. >We've gotten used to shit like this, a bunch of other weird shit has happened since the merge
  332. >Back on track
  333. >We're getting really close to Caravan's location, but it's awfully quiet
  334. >Strange for a group of a few dozen, maybe they encountered the same fucks we did
  335. >We arrive to the clearing next to the road, but there's no one here
  336. >There are a bunch of horse-drawn carts (with the horses missing), two carriages pulled on the side of the road
  337. >There is a small ring of stones with burnt wood, probably a fire spot
  338. >We look around to find any clues about what happened to the Caravan
  339. >we've already found multiple weapons and other equipment, but no bodies
  340. >"Huh... Guys? Come look at this"
  341. >Me and Steph get to where Frank is, and we're welcomed by one horrifying sight
  342. >There's a corpse in one of the Carriage, and frozen bloodstains the the walls
  343. >The guy is missing part of the back of his skull, and his jaw is open
  344. >the door is stuck shut, but after Frank opens it with a crowbar he found
  345. >The body falls to the ground, along with a snub-nosed .357
  346. >what the fuck happened here
  347. Cont.
  348.  
  349. >We look through the corpse's stuff
  350. >had a New Brunswick driver's license, name was John Smith, age 62
  351. >Seriously?
  352. >After looking around the clearing for a second time, we haven't found any more bodies
  353. >I find what looks like an FN FAL partly buried in the snow, wood furniture
  354. >His previous owner probably won't need it, I dig it up to look closer
  355. >The thin layer of ice around it, separating the fresh snow from the older snow, breaks as I dig it up
  356. >the snow under it looks a bit pink
  357. >oh no
  358. >I put the FAL back on the ground and remove more snow
  359. >under the fresh snow (it had been snowing for a few days), the old snow is red with blood
  360. >After telling the others, we get to removing the top layer around where I found the FAL
  361. >the more we clear, the more we can see some kind of trail of blood
  362. >We follow it and continue revealing it
  363. >it leads into the woods
  364. >someone's corpse got dragged around, if they had limped it wouldn't look like that
  365. >our quiet talking is interrupted a distant, but clear sound of marching and voices
  366. >somewhere down the road, there's some kind of group approaching
  367. >We're not sure who these guys are
  368. >but knowing the fate of the caravan, we aren't risking it
  369. >without even having to talk, we immediately agree to go back in the woods from where we came
  370. >we quietly disappear into the woods, moving a bit slowly to avoid getting spotted
  371. >as the voices get closer, they also get clearer
  372. >doesn't sound like any language I know, but it's somewhat familiar
  373. >we carry on onwards, it sounds like there's many of them, it's not worth confronting them
  374. >first time we've seen or heard an hostile party around here, we have to tell the others
  375. >Fuck our mission, the Caravan is gone, dead men need no guides
  376. >Maybe the cunts who destroyed it are the same who killed mike
  377. >And the same as those on our tail
  378. >My thoughts are once again cut short by something unexpected
  379. >Gobbo right up front
  380. >And his little shitnigger eyes are on us
  381. Cont.
  382.  
  383. >Reacting quicker than I could've, Mike throws a knife at the gobbo
  384. >it hits the gobbo in square between its eyes
  385. >the little fucker's dead before he can even react
  386. >before his little skelly body can hit the ground, our ears get raped
  387. >I have earplugs on, so no shit Orkshits heard it
  388. >It's coming from the dead goblin
  389. >fucker had a dead man's switch on itself
  390. >sentries with dead man switch alarms?
  391. >fuck that's actually a pretty good idea I guess
  392. >if your sentries are expected to die of course
  393. >No more time to think, we have to get the fuck away
  394. >We start running faster than blacks athletes during the olympics
  395. >Jumping over roots and shit
  396. >there's not too much snow because these woods are dense as fuck, thank god
  397. >Over the sound of our own footsteps, we hear Hooting and Hollering behind us
  398. >fuck
  399. >it's soon followed by gunshots and the sound of bullets whizzing past
  400. >there are wood shards flying everywhere, one hits me in the leg
  401. >FUCK
  402. >tap into my French genes
  403. >start running even faster despite the 3 inch piece of wood in my leg
  404. >we're loosing them, gunshots are fewer, they're trying to catch up
  405. >quickly look over my shoulder
  406. >gobbos running on all fours, followed by running orks
  407. >an Ork stops and takes aim
  408. >I get a tree behind me and it
  409. >I still hear the thunder of his niggerrigged AK
  410. >It is soon followed by the sound of a 7.62x39 bullet tearing it's way through flesh
  411. >Frank lets out a scream
  412. >look over my shoulder again
  413. >silverware spills everywhere out of his pouch as he falls
  414. >he takes out his Hi-Power, starts firing wildly
  415. >A goblin runs through the gunfire, gets dangerously close to him
  416. >pistol empty, he picks up a fork on his right and stabs the goblin under the jaw
  417. >"KEEP RUNNING, I'LL HOLD EM O-"
  418. >He gets shot in the face, and the snow around him is turned pink
  419. >"RUN FAGGOT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE NEXT"
  420. >thanks for the advice Steph
  421. >Turn my head back, hit a tree
  422. >Head hurts like hell, get back up and keep running
  423. Cont.
  424.  
  425. >Continue running despite the pain
  426. >leaving a trail of red snow behind me, can't lose them
  427. >Must. Keep. Running.
  428. >Trip on a root
  429. >break my fall with my hands
  430. >get back up, keep running
  431. >Maybe I can get away
  432. >They stopped firing,
  433. >realize Steph is still here
  434. >He's running a bit slower than I am
  435. >he's also limping a bit
  436. >our pursers are gaining on us
  437. >Steph gets his foot stuck in something
  438. >trips and falls, but he isn't able to get up
  439. >I catch up to him, I try to help him up
  440. >"More than my ankle's fucked. Go."
  441. >I look down at his shirt, it's bright red and looks humid
  442. >I'm not leaving you alone, not with these greenniggers-
  443. >"Look kid, I'm done running. In fact, I've been waiting for this moment my whole life"
  444. >He pulls out his SS dagger and a stielhandgranate
  445. >"It just came sooner than I expected. Go tell the others: fun time's over."
  446. >he takes out a Mauser broomhandle
  447. >first time I've seen him with a gun
  448. >"See you in Valhalla brother!"
  449. >G-Goodbye brother
  450. >I get up and run, leg still hurting, but I won't let him die in vain
  451. >I hear multiple gunshots behind me, but I can't look back
  452. >Maybe I heard him yell "Meine Ehre heißt Treue" but I'm not sure, my german's rusty
  453. >As the gunshots grow distant, my pain becomes worse
  454. >Just. Keep. Running.
  455. >The now almost inaudible gunshots are silenced by a loud explosion
  456. >inhuman screaming resonates through the dark forest like the howling of wolves
  457. >I keep running, but my conscience becomes weaker
  458. >Have I lost too much blood?
  459. >Am I going to die?
  460. >before I can think any more about it, I trip over a root
  461. >I fail to regain footing, the ground disappears from under me
  462. >right shoulder hits a tree trunk
  463. >everything around me is moving
  464. >world keeps changing from normal to upside-down and normal again
  465. >hit more branches and roots as I tumble down the cliff
  466. >Hit my head on something hard on my way down
  467. >last thing I can hear is the rushing of water
  468. >everything goes black
  469. >finally I can rest
  470.  
  471. >Gunfire
  472. >Snow
  473. >Fire
  474. >The Smell of burning wood
  475. >I stand up
  476. >Everything is on fire
  477. >But everything is silent
  478. >Houses are burning all around me
  479. >Home
  480. >Screams
  481. >It's from the tavern
  482. >Run towards it
  483. >Deep snow makes slow down
  484. >I sink into the snow
  485. >Up to my knees
  486. >Up to my waist
  487. >Cold
  488. >Door of the tavern opens
  489. >It's mike
  490. >He's looking at me
  491. >his own blood staining his clothes and his face
  492. >His eyes are closed
  493. >Dig my way out of the snow
  494. >get inside the tavern
  495. >Mike is dead on the floor
  496. >Frank is against the wall, disfigured, bloody hole in his left temple
  497. >Hear steps from the backstore
  498. >Hello?
  499. >Nothing
  500. >then, a voice
  501. >"Ich schwöre bei Gott diesen heiligen Eid,
  502. daß ich meinem Volk und Vaterland allzeit treu und redlich dienen
  503. und als tapferer und gehorsamer Soldat bereit sein will,
  504. jederzeit für diesen Eid mein Leben einzusetzen."
  505. >what
  506. >it's Steph
  507. >run to the backstore
  508. >nothing there
  509. >I look on the floor
  510. >His SS dagger, broomhandle and Stielhandgranate
  511. >the cap on the grenade is removed, and the string and bead have been pulled
  512. >run out of the tavern
  513. >it explodes when I reach the doorstep
  514. >I get thrown into the snow
  515. >black out
  516. >All I feel is cold
  517. >Wake up
  518. >I'm on the shore of the river
  519. >clothes aren't even wet
  520. >how in the fuck
  521. >I fill my canteen from the river
  522. >Despite being dry, I feel awfully cold
  523. >and hungry
  524. >I check my pack
  525. >rations are completely gone
  526. >Well, fuck
  527. >As I get up, I notice something shimmer on my left thigh
  528. >it's the scabbard for Steph's nazi dagger
  529. >how in the fuck
  530. >did he give it to me before I left?
  531. >Did he give it to me before I passed out?
  532. >No, I had heard his grenade, and his ankle was fucked
  533. >I'm alone here, others are dead
  534. >I need to get back to the Village
  535. >Were the fuck am I?
  536. >I don't recognize this place
  537. >Maybe if I find a road or a landmark or something
  538. >But right now I'm hungry
  539. >I need to kill something before the sun sets
  540. >I pack up my stuff and walk into the woods
  541.  
  542. >I've been walking through the woods for a while
  543. >No signs of game or enemy activity
  544. >Found out I still had some hardtack in my pack, so I'm fine for now
  545. >The woods are quiet, all I hear is the sound of my own footsteps in the snow
  546. >The sun is starting to set, and I'm getting tired
  547. >I think I know which river I'm following now
  548. >Not long ago I encountered a recognizable river bend on the map
  549. >It's pretty far from the caravan though
  550. >How much time has passed since I blacked out?
  551. >The cunts we encountered are probably still traveling up the road
  552. >I take out my map, trying to find a way to avoid that road
  553. >They were travelling west right? They came from the opposite way we came
  554. >Oh fuck
  555. >That road is pretty long, but it leads directly to our village
  556. >I need to get there before the white orkniggers do
  557. >I need to find my way and haul ass
  558. >Not going to sleep this early, I'm no bitch
  559. >Three of my comrades died, no way I'm letting the whole village get murdered
  560. >Fuck I miss them
  561. >Almost tear up right there, but no time for that
  562. >If I head north-east now, I should be able to get there pretty quick
  563. >If I'm where I think I am
  564. >I'll stop walking when I get too tired to stand
  565. >humming to pass the time
  566. >getting confused between the lyrics of "SS marschiert in Feindesland" and "La Légion marche vers le front"
  567. >It's the same melody
  568. >but different languages tho, you fucking retard
  569. >really need to take a break
  570. >take out my hammock
  571. >wait what
  572. >has tears and holes in it
  573. >look at part of the pack it was in
  574. >holes are torn in it like it got shot
  575. >how in the fuck
  576. >dig deeper into the bag
  577. >it smells like alcohol
  578. >my moonshine flask has two holes in it
  579. >Mike was right all along
  580. >9mm is a weak caliber
  581. >Thank god for JP's moonshine, without it I would have bled out in the river
  582. >maybe
  583. >Attach the hammock between two medium-sized trees
  584. >Try to fall asleep while hugging my nugget
  585. >it's a bit harder without Steph's knife sharpening ASMR
  586. Cont.
  587.  
  588. >next morning
  589. >wake up scared, sweaty and confused
  590. >what the fuck is happening
  591. >probably just a dream
  592. >I sit in the hammock, locking left, right and behind
  593. >not white niggers
  594. >yeah definitively just a dream
  595. >look through backpack for a snack before going
  596. >almost no hardtack left
  597. >jerky bag is gone
  598. >after smashing my last hardtack supplies, I refill my canteen and pack my shit up
  599. >according the map, I should run into a logging trail that follows the river for a bit
  600. >start walking, following the river
  601. >soon enough, I hit the trail marked on the map
  602. >it's a bit overgrown and covered in snow, but I can make out the trail by it's absence of trees
  603. >if I follow it for a while, I should run into a small creek
  604. >follow that creek and then I'll be back on our original trail
  605. >...our trail
  606. >not really "ours" anymore, the others are gone
  607. >fuck
  608. >well, no yet time for mourning
  609. >that comes later
  610. >for now, I need to get to that creek
  611. >then I get to town, alert town about what's coming and help organize a defense
  612. >focus on the task, mourn after
  613. >but fuck, it's hard not to think about it
  614. >Mike's empty stare
  615. >The way Frank's blood tainted the snow
  616. >How that yellow-ish glow lit up the trees in front of me when Steph's grenade blew
  617. >Will I ever see them again?
  618. >Hopefully not so soon, I got things to do
  619. >can't afford the whole town ending like them
  620. >still hungry
  621. >having my mind set on other shit helps though
  622. >snow is starting to fall
  623. >damn that's a lot of snow
  624. >the pine trees are protecting me from most of the snow
  625. >but it doesn't take long for it to pile up on the branches, causes them to bend a bit
  626. >snow randomly falls in small avalanches around me
  627. >I'm often looking up to avoid getting turned into a snowman
  628. >spend too much time looking up
  629. >trip on a root under the snow
  630. >fall face first into the snow
  631. >really fucking cold, try to get up from the soft, almost quicksand-like snow
  632. >as I'm getting up, I hear a branch above creak
  633. >For Fuck's Sake
  634.  
  635. >Get up again and shake out the snow
  636. >Notice my coat is a bit torn on my left arm, probably because of branches and shit
  637. >I'll patch it up later, got worse problems to deal with
  638. >Continue walking forwards, keeping my eyes open for small animals that could be hiding in the snow or whatever
  639. >Can't really use the tracking skills Steph showed us these past years together, I have to hurry
  640. >I'll have Steak, Corn and Potatoes' at JP's when I get home
  641. >the three elements
  642. >also beer
  643. >kind of like plasma, doesn't really fit in but still there I guess
  644. >So if Steak is Solids, then which one is gas?
  645. >Plasma is closer to gas, and Grain is closer to Beer
  646. >but you can make Vodka out of Potatoes
  647. >can you make Alcohol out of Corn?
  648. >realize how fucking retarded these thoughts are
  649. >maybe despite what the psychologist said when I was little, I have doubts about not having autism
  650. >-haha Anon you're so qwerky and random xd rawr :3
  651. >holy fuck you're a pathetic nigger
  652. >-hey, shut the fuck up, you stop thinking about this shit when everyone you know could end up raped by fantasy niggers
  653. >I guess you're right
  654. >-also, pretending you have voices in your head doesn't make you look relatable or misunderstood, just makes you look retarded
  655. >then shut the fuck up nigger
  656. >keep walking
  657. >left, right, left, right
  658. >start humming FMJ marching songs
  659. >what exactly do they say after the eskimo pussy thing again?
  660. >good for you? good for me? Mighty cold?
  661. >fuck I don't remember in which order
  662. >my mind just drifts off and disconnects after a while
  663. >I'm completely distracted by my own thoughts, my legs are working by themselves
  664. >holy shit
  665. >A COYOTE
  666. >it looks angry
  667. >it's snarling at me
  668. >Shoulder my Mosin
  669. >Fire in the air to scare it away
  670. >it jumps back a bit
  671. >but it doesn't leave
  672. >FUCK
  673. >as I work the bolt to fire another warning shot, the fucker charges me
  674. >Fucking jumps on me
  675. >catches me off guard, jumps on me
  676. >it's mouth is drooling with white saliva
  677. >FUCKFUCKFUCK
  678.  
  679. >it's trying to snap it's yapper at my face, but I'm holding it back with my arm
  680. >trying to find Steph's dagger
  681. >my frozen fingers touch the glorious product of teutonic craftsmanship
  682. >grip the handle and try stabbing the wannabe wolf under the jaw
  683. >before I can get the blade in the fucker, he manages to break free of my left arm
  684. >react quickly, jump forward and pin it to the ground
  685. >stab him again, this time he can't dodge
  686. >the now reddened steel hits him right in the soft spot under the jaw, near the neck
  687. >it works with zombies in movies and video games, why not for nigger dogs?
  688. >with an iron grip, twist the blade using my whole arm
  689. >Hear something snap, and the animal goes limp
  690. >I don't even have to think about it, I'm already skinning the fucker
  691. >soon I realize what I'm doing
  692. >what the fuck?
  693. >decide not to eat it, because eating carnivores is for niggers
  694. >also it could have diseases
  695. >still getting the skin though
  696. >while I'm finishing the job, the adrenaline wears off
  697. >I feel some pain on my left hand
  698. >look at it closer
  699. >notice what looks like small scratches on my knuckles
  700. >wipe the coyote blood off in the snow
  701. >hurts a bit, but I know cold helps with injuries
  702. >look again
  703. >the lines are deeper than I thought, they're cuts
  704. >hurts like a bitch now, I rub more snow on them
  705. >rip some fabric off my spare shirt and wrap it around the injury tightly
  706. >oh fuck
  707. >I remember how the coyote was drooling
  708. >it was also very aggressive
  709. >Hope I'm not getting rabies
  710. >I think we got medicine in town
  711. >just another reason to get there fast
  712. >I don't want to end up like that Coyote
  713. >Clean the skin the best I can with snow, still a bit dirty
  714. >fix the bayonet on my mosin and hang the coyote skin on it
  715. >as I walk, the rifle is slung over my shoulder with the skin on it, and it's flapping around a bit
  716. >realize that it wasn't a great idea
  717. >attach it to my bag with some rope, now it's better
  718. >I think I can hear the creek now, I'm getting closer
  719.  
  720. >I don't feel as cold anymore
  721. >not sure if I'm getting better or just used to it
  722. >as long as my legs don't freeze solid I should be fine
  723. >my beard would probably have ice in it if it was longer
  724. >haven't shaved it in a while, but it's still short
  725. >I need more facial insulation
  726. >gotta get that homeless man look
  727. >everything helps when it's this cold outside
  728. >get to the creek, I just need to follow it for a while then turn east
  729. >stop for a while, cleaing the coyote skin a bit more and salting it
  730. >read on /out/ that it prevents it from rotting
  731. >the scenery is quite beautiful, almost forget that I need to hurry
  732. >if the white orks or whatever get to town first, we're fucked
  733. >fill up my canteen, pop a tablet in it and head up the creek
  734. >left leg hurts like a bitch
  735. >probably because of that 3inch shard of wood I removed a while ago
  736. >can't really run or jog, so I'm just taking fast, long strides
  737. >virginwalk.png
  738. >I should get to the bigass rock that marks the point where I need to turn east
  739. >we used it as a landmark, we have a few things like that marked on the map
  740. >snow starts falling hard
  741. >I though it was finally over, I had like at least 6 hours without snowfall in the last week
  742. >and it's back again
  743. >once I get out of the creek's clearing it won't be able to slow me anymore
  744. >the trees usually block most of it for a while
  745. >also protects from most of the wind
  746. >through the thick white fog created by the snowfall, I notice the shape of the rock
  747. >thing's hard to miss, it's like at least 16 feet tall
  748. >natives probably venerated it back in the day
  749. >I wouldn't laugh at them, that rock's an absolute unit
  750. >check my compass real quick
  751. >the needle's freaking out, moving left to right very fast with no discernible pattern
  752. >what in the fuck
  753. >it has done this since the merge, but never this intense
  754. >it still somewhat points north, doesn't conflict with what my map shows
  755. >turn towards what I think is east and carry on
  756. >I should arrive before nightfall
  757.  
  758. ===============================================
  759. >Night has already fallen, and I'm not there yet
  760. >my wounds don't help, caught my hand on a branch and re-opened the coyote's cut
  761. >As I try to hurry, branches keep slapping me in the face
  762. >tried taking a shortcut, ended up going through a denser part of the woods
  763. >I should still arrive to town soon
  764. >as I stop to take my breath, the quiet sounds of the forest are suddenly accompanied by distant, but clear gunfire
  765. >oh fuck not again
  766. >I wipe my brow of both sweat and melted snow, get up and haul ass the best I can
  767. >the sounds of gunshots are from the town's direction
  768. >fuck fuck fuck
  769. >orks can't have gotten there already
  770. >Leg still hurts like a bitch, but the adrenaline helps a lot
  771. >Every stride hurts still, but I have to carry on
  772. >A wounded leg is nothing next to a massacred community
  773. >Break into a sprint, avoiding roots and getting branches out of my way with Steph's dagger in hand
  774. >As I get closer to the gunfight, it grows louder
  775. >explosions, gunshots, the roar of fire
  776. >yells and screams
  777. >I cut my way through the forest, and I end up in a field outside town
  778. >several farmhouses and barns are on fire, and parts of the pallisade is down
  779. >the moon is almost completely blocked by black smoke
  780. >once I cose the distance with the gate, the gunfire has grown more sparse
  781. >I get my Mosin out and rush through the gate
  782. >the MG nests we had set up are completely gone, and the sandbags have spilled dirt and sand on the snow
  783. >beyond the gate, half the town is on fire
  784. >the light of fires is almost blinding, and the heat is getting worse
  785. >Orks are walking down the streets, executing survivors and stacking bodies in carts
  786. >Trying not to alert them, I follow walls and get to the first semi-intact building I can find
  787. >The view through the windows of the tavern is obstructed by frost
  788. >I decide to go in anyway, I can't afford getting seen
  789. >after a few tries at opening hit, I kick down the door
  790. >I am faced with two orks in the process of looting corpses
  791.  
  792. ===============================================
  793. >Oh fuck
  794. >they're loudly arguing about who gets to keep a watch
  795. >they haven't heard me
  796. >Shoulder my mosin, aim at the back of the one closest to me
  797. >Their shouting is rendered inaudible by the beautiful sound of Russki Retribution
  798. >Glorious 7.62x54r goes straight through the fucker, pulverising the floorboards behind him
  799. >Soaked in his own brother's blood, the other ork turns and rushes me
  800. >No time to work the bolt
  801. >He swings a crude machete at me
  802. >Barely avoid getting my arm chopped off
  803. >Swing my mosin around and hit his jaw with the butt off my rifle
  804. >While he's still dazed, I kick him in his left leg
  805. >I'm no taekwondo expert, but it's still enough to make him fall to the ground
  806. >he tries to jump back up, but his face meets my right knee
  807. >pull out Steph's dagger and stick it in the soft spot under his jaw, turning it slightly
  808. >he collapses to the ground, spraying blood all over my coat
  809. >fuck now I have to clean it
  810. >pick up the watch they were fighting over
  811. >mfw it's broken
  812. >stupid orks
  813. >the dead guy is some old boomer who came here often to rant about the government
  814. >was a nice guy, but his wife and children had gotten killed during one of the early raids
  815. >at least he won't be sad anymore
  816. >pocket it and get to the backstore to see if anyone's there
  817. >door is unlocked, but there is some resistance
  818. >slowly creak it open
  819. >room seems open, wedge myself through the door
  820. >look at what was blocking the door
  821. >there's a dead body slumped against the door
  822. >move around it to examine it
  823. >pull his head back to see his face
  824. >It's JP, the barman and local schizo
  825. >his eyes are rolled over, and he has dried blood running down his nose and scalp
  826. >close his eyes with my fingers
  827. >rest in peace mein negger
  828. >His Webley is laying on the ground, emptied
  829. >the room reeks of a weird, chemical smell
  830. >I notice something covered by a large piece of cloth at the back of the room
  831. >curious, I gently pull the drape from it
  832. >oh shit
  833. >the rumors were true
  834.  
  835. ================
  836. >there's a bunch of lab equipment on a table, with metal tanks of various sizes
  837. >no idea what any of the equipment is really, but I know what it's for
  838. >after looking through it for a while, I see it
  839. >a small box labeled "Papa's Pervitin: L-Methamphetamine"
  840. >"DANGER: Keep Away From Children"
  841. >like that ever stopped anyone
  842. >open it up
  843. >inside it are what looks like a few dozen or so paper penny rolls
  844. >but they aren't filled with pennies
  845. >fucker has been mass-producing this shit
  846. >and making it into tablets
  847. >I hear orkish-sounding shouts outside the building
  848. >fuck they probably heard me assblasting that nigger
  849. >grab as many tubes as I can and stuff them in my pack
  850. >Hearing footsteps in the room other side of the door, I get my mosin out
  851. >I shatter the window with its buttplate
  852. >as I climb out, an ork kicks the door open, throwing JP's body on the floor
  853. >I freak out and clumsily roll through the window, ending up in the snow
  854. >Not injured from the glass shards, but my clothes are slightly more fucked
  855. >get up and metal gear my way out of there
  856. >hugging walls and jumping from shadow to shadow, I get ever closer to my parents' house
  857. >It was maintained by a family friend, John, while I spent most of my time in the barracks
  858. >I never really liked doing home maintenance anyways, and living in that house without them felt weird
  859. >As I get closer to it though, I see orks lighting homes on fire and rounding up townsfolk
  860. >fuck fuck fuck
  861. >I hurry the fuck up, a new rush of adrenaline making my leg pain almost vanish
  862. >as I get closer to it, the smell of burnt wood and other things I can't identify gets stronger
  863. >there's a huge fucking fire down the road, bigger than those we light every year for St-Jean-Baptiste
  864. >I try to shield my face from the blinding light and the heat with my hand
  865. >but now I can smell it better
  866. >burning flesh and clothes
  867. >they're burning bodies on the pyre
  868. >and judging by the screams
  869. >some are alive
  870. >whatintheactualfuck.satanism
  871.  
  872. ==========================
  873. >I stand there for a few seconds, shocked
  874. >I soon realize they could spot me any moment, and I retreat back into the shadows
  875. >I take the long way around, avoiding roads and light
  876. >Orks are busy looting and burning, so they don't seem to notice me
  877. >As I leave the town center, the roar of fires becomes distant and quiet
  878. >I'm coming home
  879. >as I get on top of the valley that overlooks the lake where our house is, I hear gunfire from down the valley
  880. >I look towards the origin of the sound
  881. >Someone bunkered up in a building close to our home
  882. >Every so often, the eerie silence floating in the air is broken by a rifle shot and inhuman screams, and another ork raider hits the ground
  883. >After getting my binos and looking at the houses for a while, I spot him
  884. >some fudd boomer is sitting in a chair on his balcony, his rifle rested on some sandbags and furniture
  885. >he has pretty good aim from hunting with his DURR rifle
  886. >Orks can't see him from where they are
  887. >as soon as they get in sight of him, they get blown the fuck apart
  888. >I lower my binoculars are start sneaking towards his fudd fortress
  889. >One ork gets lucky and manages to get a shot off towards McFudd before getting dome'd
  890. >The boomer flinches, and knocks down a lantern with his elbow by accident
  891. >the lantern hits the ground, and flaming oil is splashed across the frozen ground
  892. >McFudd's position is compromised
  893. >As I get closer and closer, Orks rally and start a balls-to-the-wall assault against McFudd
  894. >He does not miss a single shot, but the Orks are many and his rounds are few
  895. >As Flames from the broken lantern's fuel lick the wall of his home, his assailants close the distance
  896. >Curses are heard and orks are shot down one by one, but it is all in vain
  897. >molotovs are thrown, further feeding the brazier that is now the Little Fudd That Could's funeral pyre
  898. >In cover behind a low stone wall, I try to cover Fudd's retreat by shooting his attackers in the back
  899. >I'm not letting this faggot die
  900.  
  901. =============================
  902. >As Sgt Boomer McFudd tries to retreat back into his domicile, he gets hit
  903. >Fuck no, it's not over for you yet
  904. >fucking orks won't fucking have it this easy
  905. >this is my fucking town god damnit
  906. >these are my people
  907. >I get one of JP's paper tubes of finnish autism out of my pack, and I try to take a tablet out
  908. >can't fucking get it out
  909. >fuck it, if I'm doing this, I'm going the whole way
  910. >rip the fucking open and down the hole thing with some weak-ass beer
  911. >I get up and sprint towards the backs of molotov-throwing Orks, cheering after having finally hit their target
  912. >before they can notice someone is running towards their backs, I'm behind the one closest to me
  913. >fucker isn't much taller than me, so I spin and hit him in the back of the head with the buttplate of my mosin
  914. >he trips and falls to the ground, and before he can get up, I smash the back of his skull with the heel of my boot
  915. >the crack is heard by every single fucker around me
  916. >before one of them can fire a shot, I put a fist-sized hole in one of them
  917. >jumping to the ground, I avoid a volley from anothers' pipe gun
  918. >one of them, feeling braver, jumps on top of me
  919. >I use my rifle like a stick, deflecting his blow
  920. >I swing it back around, striking the left side of his jaw, dislocating it
  921. >while he is screaming in pain, without missing a beat, I get back on top of him
  922. >he tries to shield his face with his hands, but it doesn't stop my dagger from plunging itself several times through his eye socket
  923. >I get up while grabbing his limp body, shielding myself from their puny bullets
  924. >the ork is heavy, but my time helping farmers and working out seems to have paid off
  925. >or maybe it has more to do with the potent mix of adrenaline and meth flowing through my veins
  926. >doesn't matter, I rush towards the nearest living ork and throw myself at him, knocking him to the ground
  927. >he looses grip of his SMG, which looks like a crude grease gun
  928. >I pick it up and empty it's magazine in his neck and face
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  936. 25.
  937. >Looking up, I see a white ork standing a few meters from me, jaw dropped
  938. >his skin is pale, even for white skin, but his shaking had has a sawed-off in it
  939. >I roll on my side towards my nugget
  940. >the orks shoots at me, but misses his first shot, and his second is sent in the air because of recoil
  941. >before he can reload, I have already grabbed my nugget and worked the bolt
  942. >my barrel pointed towards him, he freaks out and drops his gun
  943. >he turns around and runs as fast as is orkanly possible, but it is all in vain
  944. >these fuckers didn't spare any of my brothers or any of my people
  945. >I shoot the fucker through the spine, and he collapses to the ground screaming
  946. >Looking around for a second, I see three more orks hurrying towards my position, alarmed by the screams of their brothers
  947. >prone behind a corpse, I send shot after shot into their group
  948. >there are now three more burning casings on the ground, along with three new cold bodies
  949. >McFudd's house is now completely drowned in flames, threatening to set other nearby buildings alight
  950. >I run down the street towards my home, and thank god, it isn't on fire
  951. >I spot a group of of orks, maybe a dozen or so, hurrying down the street
  952. >before they get close enough to notice me in the dark, I enter and close the door behind me
  953. >my eyes are by now accustomed to the light
  954. >it looks exactly like it was 11 years ago, before they left me
  955. >it almost seems like I've entered another dimension, one that is like ours but stuck in the past
  956. >same couch, same tapestry, same furniture...
  957. >it's strange and uncanny, but somehow comforting at the same time
  958. >I head up the stairs and down to the corridor, towards the main bedroom
  959. >Seems like John has been sleeping in the guest room this whole time, because it hasn't changed either
  960. >Same bed covers, same end table, same tall hardwood dressers
  961. >Same pictures on the walls...
  962. >One of them catches my eye
  963. >Something seems off about it
  964. 26.
  965. >It's a picture of a man that looks to be in his 30s, along with his wife
  966. >He is sporting a pretty cool mustache, and somewhat Asiatic features
  967. >They are both dressed nicely for the occasion, but still somewhat modest
  968. >I notice small, white letters scratched into the bottom edge of the picture
  969. >I have to squint my eyes a little bit to read it
  970. >"Alexander A. Aurlovin (Aleksandr Alexeyevich Orlovzreniylev) and Isabelle Cloutier"
  971. >Oh I'm retarded
  972. >It's the guy my grandpa told me about all these years ago
  973. >his own grandfather, the Cossack soldier that fought in the Russian civil war
  974. >the man who brought our mosin to Canada, along with his Shashka
  975. >My thoughts are cut short by the crash of broken windows, followed by the smell of burning gasoline
  976. >They're burning down the building
  977. >Quickly looking again at his picture, Aleksandr seems like he's looking at me
  978. >looking at me like he's expecting something of me
  979. >maybe it's just the drugs
  980. >I decide to take the pictures from the wall to prevent them from burning
  981. >I remove Aleksandr's and his wife's from the wall, but there's something behind it
  982. >some kind of safe
  983. >I test the lock just in case
  984. >it's unlocked
  985. >I open it, and look inside it
  986. >a key with a label attached to it's ring
  987. >one single word on it
  988. >"Maria"
  989. >not sure what it is for, but I can try something
  990. >I've seen this brand of key somewhere before
  991. >I look under the bed, and I find what I was looking for
  992. >I drag out the large box from under the bed, and with trembling hands, I insert and turn the key in the lock
  993. >once opened, the sight is beautiful
  994. >it's my Great-Great-Grandfather's Shashka, our heirloom
  995. >my hands still trembling, I take it out of it's sarcophagus
  996. >the blade seems still sharp, almost glowing in the golden light of the fire...
  997. >wait
  998. >the fire?
  999. >OH MY FUCKING FUCK
  1000. >I push the Shashka back in it's scabbard and turn towards the door
  1001. >the whole fucking corridor is on fire, along with most of the house
  1002. >GODFUCKING DAMNIT
  1003. 27.
  1004. >the heat and smell is unbearable
  1005. >I grab my shit and get to the window
  1006. >thanks to some mirable, that thing easily slides open, don't have to break it
  1007. >Good thing, glass shards are a bitch
  1008. >As the scorching heat on my back becomes ever stronger, I squeeze through the window, landing in the snow below
  1009. >it cushions my fall well enough, and no one seems to have noticed me
  1010. >I get up without taking time to brush the snow off, get some distance between me and the building
  1011. >I decide look back one last time at my burning house
  1012. >through the window, I can barely catch a glimpse of something
  1013. >A picture of my parents was on the wall opposite of the window
  1014. >I hadn't noticed that one when I was in the room, but thanks to the intense glow of the flames, I can see it even from here
  1015. >It's an old picture of my parents, soon after they were married
  1016. >I hadn't seen them in a very long time, but it seems like this will be the last moment
  1017. >the flames start licking the bottom of the picture, and darkness spreads over it like some kind of shadow, consuming it
  1018. >I guess I should be sad right now, but so much bullshit is coming my way recently that I barely react to it
  1019. >it's just a picture, right?
  1020. >I hear strange voices from the other side of the house, so I'll have to think of this later
  1021. >they're still looking through the streets for survivors, and have set fire to most of the street
  1022. >From my hiding place behind a brown leafless bush, I can see that there are many more of them
  1023. >seems like the raiding party is sticking together to raze what's left of the town
  1024. >are they sticking together for organization-related reasons, or are they together because they fear getting picked off?
  1025. >talking of sticky, my entire fucking body is sweaty, even though it's so cold an icicle would come out if I took a piss
  1026. >Heart is also beating out of control, seems like these meds are having an effect
  1027. >no idea how I'm still lucid after emptying an ENTIRE tube
  1028. >or am I?
  1029. 28.
  1030. >Doesn't fucking matter, too late to go back
  1031. >I quickly look around for one last time, and decide I can't use the road
  1032. >To many hostiles, Mosin can only have 5 rounds in it at a time
  1033. >The house is quickly burning and staying this close to the inferno would be risky
  1034. >They'll probably come around to the back of the houses after a while, and they would have me outnumbered at least ten times over
  1035. >The only way I can escape is down the hill
  1036. >Big open area, but there's a line of bushes and a lake at the bottom
  1037. >It should be frozen solid at the time of the year, but the ice seems a bit transparent from where I am standing
  1038. >Fuck it, I'm going in
  1039. >I get up, and still shielded from view from the street by the burning building, I sprint towards the lake
  1040. >I don't even feel any of the injuries I have sustained to my legs
  1041. >All I feel is the need to get to that damn lake
  1042. >As I'm getting closer to the bank of the lake, I hear a distant shout behind me
  1043. >No time to look over my shoulder to check, but I assume they've seen me
  1044. >I focus on the task at hand and get to the lake
  1045. >I slow down to get a better look at the lake, to judge if it can hold my weight
  1046. >VERY BAD MISTAKE
  1047. >A shot lands right in front of me, punching a hole in the ice and cracking it
  1048. >The ice is too weak
  1049. >Doesn't matter, we don't have a plan B
  1050. >I run and jump feet first into the ice
  1051. >it shatters, and I am soon under in the frozen water
  1052. >I swim under the ice, bullets making trails through the water around me
  1053. >Getting away from the bank, the ice above me becomes thinner and thinner until it is completely absent
  1054. >The ice is still goddamn freezing though
  1055. >I get to the surface for air, swimming to the other coast as fast as a snownigger on drugs
  1056. >Basically that's all I am at this point
  1057. 29.
  1058. >a new volley of bullets sends water splashing around me, so I go down under the surface again
  1059. >I am running short of breath, but my only other option is death
  1060. >The ice above me returns as I approach the other bank of the lake, and the gunfire stops
  1061. >I get very close to the edge, but I hesitate to break through the ice
  1062. >They'll see me if they are still watching the lake, and I'll be an easy target
  1063. >I get my dagger out and wait for what feels like an eternity, slowly running out of breath
  1064. >1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
  1065. >I can't stay much longer, and they've probably fucked off by now
  1066. >I stab the ice with vigor, using what little energy I have left in me
  1067. >My mind is cloudy and my vision starts to fade, but I'm not dead yet
  1068. >I finish digging a hole just large enough to squeeze my head through
  1069. >I take a quick breath, then pull myself through the hole, disappearing into the woods
  1070. >Soon, running between trees and leaping over roots, I get a glimpse of something through the trees
  1071. >I quickly identify it as some sort of goblin scout or sentry or something like that, holding something in his left hand
  1072. >Where I have seen this before?
  1073. >Running towards it, I use my momentum to throw his head into a tree
  1074. >While the goblin is dazzled, I wrap my arm around its throat, silencing him
  1075. >before he has time to react, I grab his left hand hand take hold of the device inside it
  1076. >dead man's switch
  1077. >I tighten my grip around the crude switch, tightening my other arm around the goblins neck
  1078. >I apply more pressure and something snaps, making his whole body go limp
  1079. >I lower its lifeless body to the ground with the device still in hand
  1080. >without letting go of it, I wrap tape tight around the thing, preventing the switch from springing back
  1081. >I leave the body and the contraption on the ground, and continue on my way
  1082. >I get as much distance between me and the dead goblin, in case the alarm still somehow triggers
  1083. >They aren't getting me this time
  1084. >but this is only round one
  1085. 30.
  1086. >I continue on my way through the woods
  1087. >I'm getting pretty cold being this wet
  1088. >swimming through a freezing lake at night tends to do that
  1089. >I'm now deep in the woods, and out of sight of the burning town
  1090. >my coat is starting to dry from all the running
  1091. >it would probably freeze solid if I stop moving though
  1092. >They'll be looking for me, and there's way too many of them
  1093. >Fight or Flight has completely taken over my mind, all I think about at this point is running the fuck away
  1094. >The biting cold and the dampness of my clothes doesn't matter anymore
  1095. >I still feel conscious, but nothing else is on my mind but running
  1096. >Time seems like just a blur at this point, feels like a weird conscious dream, but awake
  1097. >Trees and minutes seem to simply fly by, and it seems like it will never end
  1098. 31.
  1099. >After what feels like an eternity, I finally wake up
  1100. >was it all a dream?
  1101. >I sit up from the ground, but I got a really bad headache
  1102. >my mind is cloudy and I cannot think straight, feels worse than any hangover
  1103. >While I'm getting my bearings, I realize that I am cold, hungry and extremely thirsty
  1104. >I half-consciously look through my pack, but I have no rations left
  1105. >fuck
  1106. >Slowly regaining consciousness, but still with a painful headache, I get back up on my legs
  1107. >I can barely fucking stand straight, my legs are fucking shaking, not from the cold, but something else
  1108. >I feel extremely weak, but at least I'm not damp like when I went through the lake
  1109. >did that even fucking happen?
  1110. >I pull out my canteen to get a sip, but it is empty
  1111. >has a bullet hole in it
  1112. >guess that answers my question
  1113. >I patch it up with tape
  1114. >I pick up my shit and start limping through the woods, looking for signs of an animal or something
  1115. >my legs don't hurt as much as they used to, but they are still shaky, probably from the hunger and thirst
  1116. >for a while, I can't find any animals to catch, so I decide to fix the water issue instead
  1117. >I find a nice spot where the snow is packed tight, and I start picking dry branches and stuff
  1118. >a few moments later, I got a small fire going, and I'm melting snow in a pot
  1119. >I filter out the dirt and stuff from the water and drink it
  1120. >really fucking thirsty, so I have to get more to have anything left for my canteen
  1121. >my mouth feeling slightly less dry, I continue on my way looking for something to eat
  1122. >this part of the woods has barely any signs of animal life, so I decide fuck it
  1123. >Finns or natives or whatever did it, so guess I could try
  1124. >I get a knife out and I start cutting and peeling bark from a pine tree
  1125. >I heard somewhere that the second and third layers are edible
  1126. >guess it's worth a try, I'm fucking starving anyways
  1127. >I start chewing on some of it
  1128. >tastes weird, and it's really tough, but still better than I expected
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  1135. >decide to peel off a bit more and boil some, maybe that'll help with the texture
  1136. >still tastes a bit weird, but now at least I'm not destroying my jaw
  1137. >My stomach slightly less wanting to kill me, I get up and continue on my way
  1138. >priority is to find food that doesn't taste like turpentine
  1139. >preferably of the four legged kind
  1140. >before communications got fucked, I heard rumors about a guy that tried eating ork flesh
  1141. >not going to repeat his mistake
  1142. >plus those fuckers are nastier than any animal I've seen
  1143. >I'm almost throwing up just thinking about it
  1144. >push those repugnant thoughts away, keep walking through the snow
  1145. >Still got a pounding headache, but my mind is slightly less cloudy now that I have taken in some fresh air
  1146. >So, status report
  1147. >No idea where the fuck I am, probably somewhere east of the lake, I think that's the side I crossed to
  1148. >No idea how much time passed since then, so I could be anywhere in *that* region
  1149. >pull out my compass, trying to figure out where the fuck I am
  1150. >what the actual fuck
  1151. >it's going fucking crazy, spinning erratically, like it is trying to point in every direction at once
  1152. >compasses have acted pretty weird since shit went down I heard, but never been this bad
  1153. >guess I got to do it the old way
  1154. >seems to be somewhere about noon right now, I think
  1155. >I think we are somewhere around February, but I'm not sure
  1156. >left the town to look for the Caravan like what? Two weeks earlier?
  1157. >no fucking idea, feels like it all happened a century ago
  1158. >using the sun, I get a general idea of direction
  1159. >but still, no idea where the fuck I'm going
  1160. >town is completely razed, and I'd be surprised to find any survivors
  1161. >only settlement in the region that was left mostly untouched until now
  1162. >maybe if I go south I can reach civilization?
  1163. >not sure if there's anything left honestly
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  1166. >Guess I'll be walking for a while
  1167. >Closest settlements are days, maybe even weeks of walking through the woods away
  1168. >not even sure if those settlements still exist, we had no contact with the outside world save for the odd caravan
  1169. >I'm running a bit low on ammo, and I'm getting hungry again
  1170. >not sure what I should do now
  1171. >closest town is too far away
  1172. >compass is completely fucked
  1173. >first time I've felt this aimless in a long time
  1174. >my friends are gone, my family is gone, my home is gone
  1175. >everyone I ever knew: dead.
  1176. >cogsspinning.gif
  1177. >but there's one "acquaintance" that is left
  1178. >the ones responsible for the death of my brothers, sisters and cousins
  1179. >Mike, Frank, Steph-
  1180. >JP, Boomer, and all the other ones who died in the bonfire that became of our home.
  1181. >Those responsible will pay tenfold in blood for every name
  1182. >I haven't been aimless often in life
  1183. >but even with the destruction of my old life, this isn't one of those moments
  1184. >I now have one, clear goal in mind, one that I will never forget.
  1185. >I will hunt down every single last one of these animals, and punish them for what they've done.
  1186. >I will send these disgusting pale-as-snow monsters back where they belong;
  1187. >not the parrallel world they came from, but their true origin:
  1188. >Hell.
  1189.  
  1190. >Since yesterday, I started counting
  1191. >I thought it would help me keep a semblance of sanity
  1192. >It's really hard to remember how long you've been somewhere when you don't have a calendar
  1193. >we haven't used phones much since the collapse, cell towers are broken, and most power lines have been wrecked
  1194. >Maybe I should've brought a watch, but where the fuck am I supposed to find batteries?
  1195. >Guess some markings on the stock of my mosin will have to do
  1196. >seems right to have one side for orks and one side for days
  1197. >So I think it's been two days since the village?
  1198. >feels like a month ago, and when we first left feels like more than a year
  1199. >I should stop blacking out so much, it makes things confusing
  1200. >I've been trekking trough the woods for a while
  1201. >I don't like sleeping on an almost-empty stomach, but I'm tired as fuck
  1202. >Taking that much pervitin sure takes a toll on ye
  1203. >hammock is in a really shitty condition, I'll have to fix it later
  1204. >it's really cold out there, but thank god for coyote skins
  1205. >I need to acquire more, maybe I could make a blanket
  1206. >...or a coat?
  1207. >fuck that sounds nice, my clothes are basically rags at this point anyway
  1208. >either I'm getting accustomed to the cold or my nerves are dying
  1209. >I don't know, I'm no doctor, but turning into an ice cube sounds like a bad idea
  1210. >I'd probably look like those cold, pale ork niggers
  1211. >fuck those guys, fuck their children and fuck their mothers with a bayonet.
  1212. >I swear to fucking Father, Son and Holy Spirit that I will hunt down every single one of them
  1213. >I don't care if they end up to hell or ork heaven or whatever the fuck, they'll die
  1214. >If Mike heard this he'd call me edgy, but fuck that
  1215. >I'm not intent on killing them because I think it's cool, but because it's needed
  1216. >how many have died and suffered because of those cunts?
  1217. >I'll find where they're coming from and I'll fucking burn it
  1218. >give them a taste of their own medicine...
  1219. >fuck I'm gonna pass out
  1220. >oh that's just called sleep
  1221. >oh well
  1222.  
  1223. >OH SHIT
  1224. >WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
  1225. >WHERE AM I
  1226. >THERE'S A FURRY IN MY BED
  1227. >FUCK FUCK FUCK-
  1228. >-oh wait
  1229. >I'm in my hammock, that's just a coyote skin
  1230. >shit's fine, back to defcon 4
  1231. >Wake up, get some firewood, start boiling water...
  1232. >I got work to do if I want to live over here, let's get shit squared away
  1233. >looking around camp, found some tracks and deer shit (small balls, easy to recognize)
  1234. >I'm no shit expert, but when there's shit, there's animals
  1235. >following the trails, take out some string from my pack and set up noose traps
  1236. >will check later, but right now I'm after bigger prey
  1237. >I don't like using a gun in these woods, makes too much noise
  1238. >maybe if I'm lucky I'll be able to spear the fucker
  1239. >well maybe not
  1240. >am I far away enough from them to use my gun?
  1241. >maybe I should make a bow or something-
  1242. >holy shit I almost missed it
  1243. >brown nigger, big fucking antlers, showing off in the snow
  1244. >probably responsible for the death of my mom (I miss you momma)
  1245. >He'll pay back with his meat
  1246. >shoulder rifle
  1247. >fuck it, if they come after me so be it
  1248. >BANG
  1249. >birds fly away in a hurry, scarred by the thunder of my nugger
  1250. >walk up to deer
  1251. >time to get to work
  1252. >thinking about using the hide for something, maybe I can work with this
  1253. >I drag the carcass back to camp
  1254. >ain't easy with all this snow
  1255. >maybe I could niggerrig snowshoes with sticks and shit
  1256. >natives did it, why couldn't I?
  1257. >speaking of natives, I wonder what happened to them after shit went down
  1258. >been a few years, and most of them knew how to hunt
  1259. >they were really drunk, but unless they know how to make their own moonshine, that should be fixed
  1260. >maybe I'll pay them a visit later
  1261. >if I live long enough
  1262. >campfire still has some glowing embers in it
  1263. >I stir it a bit and add dry branches I had hung on a tree, lights up nicely
  1264. >Before I know it the deer's carcass is mostly cleaned and prepared
  1265. >it's a lot of meat, but it ain't gonna go bad too fast though
  1266. >ball-shriveling cold out 'ere
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  1268. >roasted deer tastes pretty great
  1269. >would be nice if I had some sauce or spices, but this is good enough
  1270. >like my dad always said, "hunger is the best cook"
  1271. >not sure what I'll do with all the left over meat
  1272. >can't really carry it on my back, a bit too heavy
  1273. >maybe I could figure out some kind of inuit-style sleigh for my stuff?
  1274. >guess I got something to work on now
  1275. >cut some small trees with my old hatchet, just big enough to work with
  1276. >I spend the next hours working on carving skis out of dry wood
  1277. >Then I use some leftover rope I have in my pack to tie them to branches
  1278. >soon enough I have what looks like a crude sleigh
  1279. >I tie what's left of the carcass on it with more rope
  1280. >Maybe I should work on making some rope later before I run out
  1281. >most of what I know has been self-taught amongst the milita's scouts
  1282. >I miss my comrades, but their knowledge will never leave me
  1283. >it doesn't take long before the sun is setting
  1284. >testing out the sleigh, it seems to work pretty well
  1285. >this part of the woods is less dense, so I can drag the sleigh around without issues
  1286. >I'm not really tired yet, so I start working on making rope
  1287. >luckily, woods up here aren't fully boreal, so I got more to work with
  1288. >after finding a nice, young basswood tree, I strip some bark off it with my hatchet
  1289. >the inner bark of these trees has been used for rope for generations
  1290. >I focus solely on making rope for a while, until the sun is down and my fingers hurt
  1291. >I lay back in my hammock, and under my coyote pelt
  1292. >pretty comfy, about to go off to dreamland, but then I remember
  1293. >fucking white niggers killed everyone, and are probably somewhere in the area
  1294. >I haven't seen any, but they probably heard my gunshot
  1295. >fuck fuck fuck they're probably coming right the fuck now
  1296. >clutching my Mosin, keeping my Shashka and hatchet close, I barely feel safer
  1297. >constantly waking up and looking up, thinking I've heard something
  1298. >I finally fall asleep after what feels like an eternity
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  1303. >I open my eyes, and the quiet sounds of the forest welcome me
  1304. >even in winter, there are many birds up here
  1305. >There wasn't many animals in the last few days, but seems like they're back
  1306. >Looking through my stuff to check if everything's there
  1307. >I've noticed the cold doesn't affect me as much as before
  1308. >it used to be a threat to my very survival, but now it feels like an old friend
  1309. >Yesterday I was pretty worried about unwanted attention being drawn by the gunshot
  1310. >I haven't seen any signs of them in the area, so I should be fine
  1311. >plus I'm relatively far from where I shot the rifle, so it would take them a while to find me if they heard
  1312. >I decide to stay in this nice clearing for a while longer, getting more time for tanning hides properly
  1313. >after fleshing the hide, I place it flesh side up on the ground, boiling some snow for soaking it
  1314. >meanwhile, I remove the snow from the ground, and work a small depression into the ground
  1315. >thankfully, the last few days have been a small tad warmer, so digging isn't too hard
  1316. >placing the hide in the depression, I empty the boiling water on it
  1317. >if it were summer, I could've left it for a few days with warm water, but this will have to do
  1318. >I'll leave the water in until it get cold, then remove it before it freezes
  1319. >while that's happening, I get back to the carcass, cutting small pieces for breakfast
  1320. >the snow acts as a freezer, so it should be fine for a while
  1321. >I should probably protect the carcass from animals though
  1322. >Using some leftover rope, I tie the legs of the carcass together and hoist it up a tree, rope over a thick branch
  1323. >I tie the rope to another branch, securing the carcass up there
  1324. >while the water is still cooling down, I get back to making more rope
  1325. >removing the bark from some small trees, I get to the wet, fibrous layer underneath
  1326. >I don't plan on eating it this time, I'm here for rope
  1327. >removing the layer with a knife, and breaking it into strips, I get to work spinning and braiding
  1328.  
  1329. >I end up with a respectable amount of rope
  1330. >I could use some to make the sleigh sturdier, or maybe for something else
  1331. >like a bow or something
  1332. >I used to practice shooting with bows before, but I've never made my own
  1333. >not sure what kind of wood to use, probably something that bends instead of breaking
  1334. >I've heard natives in this area used hickory, although it's a bit rarer over here
  1335. >after looking for a while, I recognize the bark of one
  1336. >it's pretty young, and straight, so I'll use the entire thing
  1337. >I am sorry little one
  1338. >You will live on as a refined powerful tool, though
  1339. >wait am I fucking talking to trees now?
  1340. >...I guess that's normal when you spend enough time with nothing else to talk to
  1341. >is this what being a native american feels like?
  1342. >Using my hatchet, I get to work with the base of the small tree
  1343. >I drag the tree behind me back to camp
  1344. >I remove the branches, then split the tree down the middle, using a hatchet as a chisel, and the backside of a second hatchet as a hammer
  1345. >I decide to keep both halves in case I fuck up the first one somehow, plus it never hurts to have a backup bow
  1346. >Working parallel to the fiber, what was first a thin half-log starts looking more and more like a bow
  1347. >narrowing the width of the handle, making string notches and thinning parts of the bow takes some time, but goes pretty well
  1348. >realising the rope I made isn't well-suited for a bow, I use some leftover fibers and weave them into a thighter, stronger cord
  1349. >my fingers are tired and cold, but after some time I have two decent bowstrings prepared
  1350. >I tie one of the strings around the tip of the first bow
  1351. >keeping the tied end of the bow to the ground with my boot, I bend the body of the weapon, tying the string to the top end too
  1352. >the string and knots seem strong enough, and take the tension without showing signs of unraveling
  1353. >While I'm finishing the second bow, the sun sets
  1354. >the days are short, but I'm already tired
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