I Want to Duck You're Cocktail

[FM4A] I Want to Duck your Cocktail [Script Offer][humor][Sexting][aurocorrect hell][talk of sex][ducking][just have fun] [Collab w/u/BIG_COCK_SCRIPTS]

F: Hey baby,  wanted to see how your day is going.

M: Hey darlin’, it Is going good. How is my sexy girl?

F: Was just about to use my Masturbator to buy some sexy lingerie

F: Duck, Master Card

F: Fuck…damn autocorrect.

M: lol happens all the time babe, what are you buying for me?

F: I figured you want me to show off my boat so I got a push up bra. I just have to finger the girl.

M: you got a boat and you’re fingering a girl? I’ve never been more turned on!

F: I’m going to kill this phone. Show off my BODY and Find the girl so I can check out. Wow…

M: message me when you’re done, I have an idea…

F: k

*pause*

F: Ok…I got all my bags and I’m heading to the car. What’s your idea?

M: so I have been horny all day. You are headed home, right? Its dead here at work…lets have a sexting session like we used too. What do you say? I’ll even vid myself in the bathroom for you.

F: OMG yes I love that idea. Send me some stuff to read. I’m only 5 min from home.

M: Don’t text and drive! Message me when you get home. If you’re a good grill, I’ll send you a reward.

-short pause-

F: I’m home sweet home babe. I’m so ready for your sausage. I’ve got my buns ready just for it. Am I a hot enough grill for you babe?

M: ok yeah, I saw that coming. These phones really do suck, huh?

F: reward. now.

M: hole up.

M: hold.

-short pause-

M: Just two hours before I can come home and fuck you with this.

F: dead god your dick looks so funny right now. when are we gonna go on holocaust and just fuck for the two weeds?

M: I think in an alternate universe that might’ve made sense.

F: OKAY! FIRST OFF, THIS PHONE IS SO FUCKING STUPID! WHOEVER THE FUCK salmon IS HE WAS NO GENIUS!

F: SAMSUNG!

F: secondly. dear god, not dead god. Daddy’s a Catholic after all.

F: third. yummy not funny. your cod looks really delicious.

F: COCK!

F: LASTLY! holidays, not holocaust. and obviously two weeks. or however many holidays you’ve got saved up.

F: *sigh* this phone is driving me insane. can you show me your rick again?

M: Morty?

F: I’m not even gonna start.

M: Alright honey. Let me just sneak back in there for part deuce.

F: haha. very funny.

M: Alright babe. I had to pretend to shit for a bit because there was another guy in here but I’m all alone now. I don’t wanna be though. Imagine if you were here, how fast you’d make me bust. Doing what you do with your tongue. Looking at me with those pretty eyes of yours. Fuck I think you just made my dick twitch. I can’t wait to get home and give you this.

-short pause-

F: Look how wet you made me. And were these those pretty eyes you were thinking about? (sucking on finger sounds as if to tease him) Bye!

M: babe you can’t send that stuff to me. you’re gonna make me gum in my pants if you do that.

F: sorry I couldn’t resist. the way your shit was unbuttoned just enough to let your crock breathe was amazing.

M: oh yeah? show me.

-short pause-

F: (whispering) I hope you have earbuds on. I miss you so much babe. Look how wet your dick made me. (wet sounds as if playing with a wet vagina)

F: I’m so ready for your big dick. Come home fast!

M: you’re so sexy. I cant wait to shove my dick into your cute

F: babe?

M: cunt. I meant cunt.

F: show don’t tell babe. show me that dick against.

M: against what?

F: lol I meant again. you can put it against my face later.

-short pause-

M: just a pic this time. don’t wanna go to the bathroom too much.

F: did your dick get bigger in your plants or something what the fuck

M: I would never put my dick in Wilson. he’s a good shrub but he’s not you.

F: OMG come on. we both fuck up with this damn spell checkers. just ignore them. I just wanna sexton like we used to.

M: good idea babe. can you show me the lingerie you bought

F: ok but i’m not putting it on. it’s top secret.

M: that is some lingerie.

F: you didn’t get the joke?!?

M: honey. i’m bored out of my mind by these spreadsheets and my dick is harder than diamonds. I can’t think good

F: top as in top, like a bra

F: secret like victoria secret, the brand

F: honestly I thought it was pretty cleaver

F: but you like them right?

M: i’d like to see you in them and tear them off, sure

F: do you even need to see my boat in them to get hard?

M: if this lasts for four hours then I will see you first before the doc

F: I hope you last four minutes lol

M: keep teasing me and I’ll show you

F: show me what

M: I’m gonna take you to pound town

F: is that all you got muddy

F: I mean daddy

M: when I get home I’m gonna grab you by your legos and lift you up to the bedroom. then i’m gonna tear off your limbs and plump my dick into you. i’m gonna go balls deep without lobes and you’re gonna scream so much. i’ll make you take my whole dick because thats the only thing I’ve been thonking about all day. then

M: wait why the fuck didn’t this stupid ass phone correct thonking it isn’t even a real word what the hell is this dumb shit

F: oh sweaty you were doing so good too! heres a picture of my ads for you to think about

M: that ass isn’t right. why isn’t it red? guess i’ll have to slap them when I get home, huh?

F: you know what babe. send me a vid of you with your clock out in your cubicle and i’ll let you fuck me in the assignment tonight

F: anal I mean anal

F: and your cock don’t just get a clock I want to see DICK

-short pause-

M: There you happy? Love you

F: you’re so bad!

M: just for you babe.

F: i’m gonna get my belt buckle ready for you

F: canal plug in

F: cant wait to feel your big dick in me babe

M: no more pictures

F: why? cant handle my put hole?

M: figuratively you’re making me precum in my pants. let me give you all my cum later. k?

F: SHOW. ME.

-short pause-

M: just 30 minutes babe. then you can clean this mess up yourself.

F: fuck. ok. radio silence. I wont grease you anymore. come home quick. I can’t wait to duck you're cocktail.