eff u buddeh

All these quotes are from me trolling gullible idiots, usually with poorly worded one-liners or sentences.

Compilations -
Happy Merchant Mod -
http://pastebin.com/KJK6ST5A

Debate against a furfag on animal rights -
http://pastebin.com/Fn5xwJr0

Conversation with a nudist furfag from long beach CA -
http://pastebin.com/4AGUqHxV

TUMBLR RAID - Me vs self described autists

DUDE YOU FUCKING HARASSED ME AND SEXUALISED ME AND SENT ABLEIST VIDEOS TO MY INBOX
NO FUCKING WAY ARE YOU ERASING YOUR DICKERY + MY DISCOMFORT WITH “ITS A JOKE”
WHEN I WAS ABUSED IT WAS A JOKE
WHEN MY MOTHER STOOD IN THE DOORFRAME WATCHING MY BROTHER BEAT ME IT WAS A JOKE
WHEN PEOPLE COMMENT ON MY SUICIDE ATTEMPT ITS A JOKE
AND ITS NOT FUNNY AND ITS NOT HAPPENING AGAIN GO FUCK YOURSELF
IVE BEEN MANIPULATED AND TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF TOO MANY TIMES FOR THIS
YOURE NOT FUNNY

Actually im not done
You also threatened my friend, made repeated sexual comments to me, and harassed me.
Real fuckin’ funny, dude.
Difference is, if this were irl you’d be in deep shit real easy. That’s not a threat nor is it a guilt tactic. It’s a fact.
Your joke isn’t funny, it isn’t in good taste, and it isn’t a JOKE. I don’t care how funny you think it is. You are contributing to the continued demonization, dehumanization, and demeaning of my people. That is to say, autistic people
PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON WE’RE DYING. that’s not an exaggeration. Parents and supposed caretakers are KILLING US. Most “autism awareness” campaigns are advocating ACTUAL GENOCIDE. they want to locate a prenatal indicator and kill us. Because of attitudes like yours. It doesn’t matter if it’s an act
Take a step back and stay the fuck in your lane.

Jesus fucking christ why the fuck do you have to be so goddamn creepy? Nobody wants your wrinkly ass two inch cock, especially underage people, and furthermore I'm just about 100% sure that they wanted you to fuck off. Were you beaten with the fucking rapist stick and now you wanna put your dick in underage people? You are truly a sick fuck, and please quit fucking harassing people. What the fuck do you get out of all this? Nobody fucking likes you, please just go the fuck away. Up yours buddy.

Random Steam butthurt -

Golden comment - "
You probably dont remember me but,
After reading comments on my profile....
I cant belive how i didnt realize i was being trolled.... *Facepalm* "

Dont comment on my profile

reported you sicko

Fuck off you dickhead

You have a way with words friend, your profile just sucks people in.... or maybe thats their hope and life-force slowly being sucked away as they tread through your depressing ass, terribly revealing(and sadly relatable) intro. lmao

Everybody, this guy is a complete idiot, dumbass, and troll. Don't trust him people. Of course he'll delete this.

I added you to ask what is wrong with you and why are you so full of irrational hatred. Don't you think it's bit childish to presume someone has a serious mental disease just by their comment? And Oh I added you just to discuss what's going on with you so this commenting on each others profile would have been avoided.

I have no idea why i got an invite to this. But jesus Christ, let them do what they enjoy. im not a big fan of bronies but they arent fucking up your lives. If they want to watch a show, leave them with that. I watch anime, and you dont see other people make a group called ''anti anime'' Let them do what they enjoy and stop bitching about things people like, if they want to watch a show gor little girls,FINE. Let them watch it, and stop bitching about something that does no harm to you.

You fuck head! You dare mess with any of my friends again and I will personally slice your tounge out and rip off all of your fingers just to watch you bleed out and laugh at your pain

You having a nice day,sir?You feeling alright?Not to get too personal,but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem wearing a sign that says "I HATE NIGGERS"...is either got some personal issues or not all his dogs are barking

So. I just discovered something. you, are a worthless piece of shit who would probably kill themselves. DIE BITCH DIE!

@Noble Tiger
Don't feed the parasprites. (Trolls) It's what they want.
@Imperial Guard
I'm just going to end this by saying kiss the dark center part of my ass!

And it seems like you dont have much diversity yourself, since you can't come up with insults on your own and have to go and copy and paste comments on peoples profiles, and on the topic you seem to have such a low life that you read your comments and count them to boost your ego

#1. We dont think we are animals, your the one who thinks your such a badass ImerialGuard from a game Called Skyrim most people without lives (or at least without social lives play this)
#2. We do not jack to cartoon animals *facepaw* we have Boyfriends and girlfriends stupid #3. you own a bad dragon dildo
#4. So dose your Girlfriend who gave birth to you, cause you couldnt get much of a social life anyway, hell i doubt even your mom likes you
#5. Dont know what that is and dont care
#6. And you play with yours....well like you have one anyway

Oh look at you! so big and tough cause he can go post a mean comment and expect that the person is hurt by it... please explain what that dose for you? dose it make your ego grow? ""YEAH look at me im a prick who loves to go pick on people with much more diveristy and character than i could ever have"" yeah shut up you unintelligent and hypocritical bigot and go shove your own words up your ass

And we are innocent, we dont go hunting for profiles and people to hurt just so we can sleep at night and us "furfags" according to you mindless bigots like to spend our days happily and not hurt anyone, you know what, f*ck... i help people from commiting suicide EVERYDAY and i see filth like you are the damn ones causing it, at least somone is here to help and pick up after your stupid wastful lives and fix the lives that are actully worth having around and being alive

One of my friends linked me to your profile whilst I was playing oblivion
I am amused

+ your satistics are wrong and messed up, i dont know what source you pulled it out of but i wouldnt expect it to come from anywhere but from your sad hole in your head you call your brain

@Imperial Guard
People like you are a disgrace to this world. You think we are low endurance, low intelligence troublemakers but look at yourself you fucking idiot! You're the one going to other people's profiles causing trouble. I didn't come here starting trouble. You went to MINE first and I'm returning the favor just like most of these other people here! You're a fucking hypocrit and a fucking troll. The only idiot with low endurance, intelligence and troublemaker here is YOU!!!



Waffle Mar 30 @ 1:57pm

What the hell are you talking about?! I don't hate Gmod or it's community, sure, it has things I dislike about it, no question there and what the hell is wrong with my english? If anything, you should work on yours. I also do not have a shitty computer, only shitty thing about my computer is the fact everytime I sign into steam I have to put up with people like you. Take fifteen minutes to reflect on your life, then cry knowing that all you do is attempt to piss people off. Lastly, I encourge hard-working community contributers on GMod, it's people that flood out poorly made Minecraft, FNAF and sex dupes that turn a good workshop into shit. SO yeah, I don't even know why I wasted my time talking to someone such as yourself. Plan goals for your future like me, because mine will be wonderful, but it's you that I'd say "Have fun with YOUR future". Cause your poor grammar and false conclusions will make your future a living hell. So yeah, fuck you too.

Heh, calling me a homo eh? Read my bio, fuckwit, I'm heterosexual


This is the last comment im going to feed you imperial troll, clearly you either have SEVERE anger problems or you are just a douche, I'm not sticking around long enough to put up with more of this shit. You honestly sound like an 11 year old kid whose good computer his dad got him for christmas isnt what he expected and now he will bitch about lag to people on the internet with worse computers.

Fun fact. Furries are wonderful people who aren't freaks generally. We are also for the most part educated and intelligent people who are nice to most all unless they are confronted by things like you. Who improve counties not ruin them, so seeing that you a worthless peace of shit. Please go kill yourself <3

Excuse me, but I have NO FRICKING CLUE who you are or why you think that I was harassing you or whatever I supposedly did to you. So, that being said, I am deleting your comment from my profile so no one else has to hurt their brain attempting to read what you typed. Also, I AM A GIRL, THANKS.

Copying my profile and pasting it to your own doesn't really solve anything, but whatever. I seriously don't know why you even commented on my profile in the first place. I've never even met you, nor do I go on Steam often enough to call ANYONE, let alone you, a freak.

This is the last message you'll get my me, I'd just like to say you attempts at making me rage are now old and useless. How about I be me and you be your dumbass lonely self. And you shouldn't be calling me a freak, I don't waste all my time trying to make people angry over the internet, unlike you. So yeah, you might want to leave people alone, you might become a far more interesting person, instead of a twat who used his parents credit card to buy cards for his steam profile. Goodbye, y'a bloody cockmonger.

The guy is an obvious troll. Its all a big joke to him and I played along with that joke, if i were to bring up facts he would say i'm wrong and continue this whole process leading me and others to go mad. he gets laughs out of our frustration. You cant use logic on him so I don't, and no mater how he responds, I will never get angry or frustrated or even annoyed because I played along and wasn't being serious.

Look man, you gotta understand. I don't give a shit what you post. Your showing me that your a immature little shit that most likely has no friends. Also, I don't give a fuck about your comments, when I'm home I'll delete them and block you. So here is my advise to you: Don't be a ass to people you don't know, you don't know who they are or what they are capable of. Now if you don't remove your comments, you will regret it.


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Huh? Why are you laughing? Are you excited to know how you're going to die? *Grabs one of the swords by the blades, crushing it like a banana, and pulls it out of himself* My my, can you give me more of these? I bet they are useful for damaging your own kind... like this! *Takes the bent up sword, and throws it like a javelin through your shoulder blade, pinning you on the ground to your back as you wet yourself* ... And looky here, you were kind enough to give me another one. Now how should I use it? Should I kill you? Hey? Nah. When you're dead you can't feel it anymore. But it is annoying if you keep giving me more of these things... so I'll have to make sure you can't do that anymore...

Don't see posts on my profile? Funny, cuz i see Kremlin and Meepo commenting on my profile telling me to kill myself. Also you hipocrite furry hater. I am no fucking furry dumbass, yet they are normal people just like yo and i. If you have problems get help

Fun fact. Furries are wonderful people who aren't freaks generally. We are also for the most part educated and intelligent people who are nice to most all unless they are confronted by things like you. Who improve counties not ruin them, so seeing that you a worthless peace of shit. Please go kill yourself <3

This is the last comment im going to feed you imperial troll, clearly you either have SEVERE anger problems or you are just a douche, I'm not sticking around long enough to put up with more of this shit. You honestly sound like an 11 year old kid whose good computer his dad got him for christmas isnt what he expected and now he will bitch about lag to people on the internet with worse computers.



7:28 PM - Katty: salv
7:28 PM - Katty: hist
7:28 PM - Katty: what is this bullshit
7:28 PM - Katty: man
7:28 PM - Katty: youre
7:29 PM - Katty: fucking creepy
7:29 PM - Katty: im removing you
7:29 PM - Katty: see you
7:29 PM - Katty: never
7:29 PM - Not Important: fag
7:29 PM - Not Important: YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER

Youtube stuff -


Vance Stone You suck!!!! one minute You defend the Family, now Your being a Douche Bag???? Go drive really fast down a long curvy road!!!! Make sure You cut Your breaks first!! Nice 80's hair ya Douche!!!

You so funny! You crack me up... slavic girls? your pee pee licked?

♥♥♥♥ you, you racist millenial! The NSA needs to watch your mental ♥♥♥ before you end the lifes of your classmates.

"natural selector" pffft u wouldnt last 5 min racist little cockwomble enjoy your short nazi little life idiot..... you should read some history fool hitler was a lying deciever who dragged europe down in flames, what the ♥♥♥♥ do you know about darwinism stupid little ♥♥♥♥ :D

You lose MuhGibs MeDat! Can't handle me can you... am i to much for you?
Well tough... blocking me out of your comment section will not help you one little bit. Your cracker ♥♥♥ is mine you white ♥♥♥♥er.




Midnight shade: stop asking me QUESTIONS!
Health Inspecta: Hey, no need to act out like that man
Health Inspecta: I'm just trying to be civil
Health Inspecta: you fucking cunt
Health Inspecta: hi my names sam im 15 yrs old bi sexual pegasister genderfluid from san francisco add me ;)
Midnight shade: im removing you
Health Inspecta: you're an autistic piece of shit
Health Inspecta: I have a .45 acp hi point carbine
Health Inspecta: and hollow points.
Health Inspecta: expect me.
Midnight shade: im not autistic i said i help autistic people
Health Inspecta: you liar
Health Inspecta: stop #trigger ing me
Health Inspecta: #blocked



thebabyfucker597 has posted a comment on your profile: (16-02-2007)

I fucked your babies. Deal with it. Retard.

I FUCKED YOUR FUCKING BABIES

JUICY FRUIT, IT'S GONNA MOVE YA

crippledkangaroo15k has sent you a message: (27-06-2009)

your vid
I'm sorry if this is your opinion i wont hate you for it. your lates vid made me sick not because of the content, but because of the description. If your willing to kill someone because they ate at mcdonalds then your one sick bastard.

NicolexAlyssa has made a comment on <REDACTED> Kinky Whore Edition: (5-09-2008)

okay bitch ill rite how ever the fuk i want!! anyways so your sitting here callin us names when your the one that has no life and is remaking videos of teenage girls. kay yeah im sure thats mature rite? i dnt think so you low life freak go make more videos of robotss! not us. yur juss jealous that yu will nvr get a girl tht is even close to what we look like. yu fukboiiii. ducesss