Magnus Durability 3

Travis: Listen, cause this is gonna be physics and it’s awesome: as we go into the tunnel and the rope starts to compress back against the train, just before it gets to me, I take the bean and basically become a wrecking ball and smash into the brute at the back of the train.
[Justin cackling, Clint snorting]
Travis: Listen! Don’t give me the bean if you don’t want me to use the bean!
Griffin: Okay. So you are holding onto the rope with one hand?
Travis: Mhm.
Griffin: So you are flying above the train. You are waiting. Uh, you have waited 59 seconds, the train has started to move back into the tunnel [rolls dice]. As the uh, uh, uh, dining car moves into the train, it, uh, begins to pull the rope back in towards the train, and you pop this heaviness bean in your mouth?
Travis: Mhm.
Griffin: Okay, and from your position above the train, you get super duper heavy and begin to fall directly behind the train, the rope catches on the roof and... you are going to make a really cool acrobatics check...
Travis: Yes I am!
Griffin: If you’re going to do this thing.
Travis: Yes!
Griffin: Because I shoulda just killed you on the side of a tunnel.
[Clint cackling]
[sound of rolling dice]
Travis: Sweet. 17… that’s a 19.
Griffin: 19. Okay, uh, you come down on this thing hard. Uh, you- you manage to get him with your curled up knees, sorta Tony Jaa style. Uh, which, uh, hits him for, we’ll say… [makes a wet fart noise] You came in pretty hard and you’re really heavy so we’ll say, uh, 2d8 damage.
Travis: That’s this one… [sound of dice rolling twice] That’s 14.


Ep. 15, Murder on the Rockport Limited, 43:11