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- Sit down children and listen to what uncle EmZee has to say to *you*. A lot of good players have signed up for the gfa but to me these are just the few who need to be highlighted for all to see...
- God Tier: Doomjoshuaboy
- That's right the man from way way south west is back and he is hungry for some action. If you want a solid O player that literally dances around the opposing team with nothing more than his mere fist than look no further. DJB has the agility and speed to outclass any defense player or any strategy they concoct, one of the only remaining best offense left.
- Beast Tier: Scythe
- When I first saw this name I honestly thought "wow that is a freakin dumb name" until one day a player tried to report this guy for aimbotting. And they were wrong *and* right, the man doesn't cheat but he is one helluva shot and excellent movement patterns to boot. Sit this guy right there in the mid and guarantee the game will end with your defense at 0 frags, no one lives on past this behemoth. Any team to draft this guy is destined to win GFA without fail.
- Unreal Tier: BioSpiral
- The living embodiment of a god inside a doom player. This GvH turned bloodthirsty ctf offense is pure poison with any projectile weapon. His shot prediction with a rocket is off any real scale, I saw this man shoot right at the ssg in map01 and took out 3 full hp players and still had time and health to RJ his way back to base. Jenova may be gone, but his replacement is what happens when there is no immovable object to break this unstoppable force.
- Manly Tier: theundeadsoldier
- So I know what you're thinking and that is "I got a pretty mediocre mid and not a so great offense player, how do I balance this team out?" Look no further than the man who basically is never seen in a demo for his monstrous defense. O players have tried their hardest to make it past this unbelievable defender who always manages to get the drop on their opponent. I mean the man's K/D ratio is actually separated by 87% kills and 13% deaths, most of which were just from suicide to get full health back. There is no equal to this creation of man and death.
- Ludicrous Tier: R4zor
- That is until you get to this man right here... The absolute pen ultimate player that is just a trump card for the team he represents if that trump card had a minigun and shot all the other players and took the entire pot. R4zor is the definition of a one man team; he can run, he can mid, he can defend, he can cover, he can hunt, he can do just whatever it is you tell him to do. He can run into a base with 0 kill, come out on a rampage, gun down the enemy flag carrier before they even touch the front of his base, still have time to leave his computer on and go afk to take a piss break and be back to score before the enemy team even realizes their flag is gone. Time is practically nonexistent to this man, hell probably even death himself would be afraid to go toe to toe with R4zor. If he isn't first player nominated and first player picked then it's pretty obvious that this league is just going to shambles. May god have mercy on your soul if you end up on the opposite end of this ruthless professional...
- Complete Garbage Tier:
- AlienOverlord (Siferah)
- Armour
- Avc
- BioSpiral
- cennou
- Crusher
- Darkion
- Dastan
- DemonSphere
- Dranzer
- Edd
- Fizz (Slark)
- Galactus
- GhostKiller
- Goblin
- Harbringer
- HumanBones
- im1hpu0
- Joseph Hicks
- KokiriQyou
- Kolovrat
- Mazter
- Meteor (Exotic Butters)
- nik
- Samurai
- Shane
- Shift
- SkullRush
- SlowSheep (ShelterScratch)
- Souler
- Starrk
- TheCitrusKiwi
- Tobi
- Turret_Master
- Wirtualnosc
- X-Ray (Caution)
- Zakken
- RoSKing
- Tai
- Rangle
- HTG
- Dragon
- IdeIdoom
- Armitage
- Dsparil
- what are you guys even doing here just quit now
- *Pls don't take this joke list the wrong way I actually liked the guys I chose to nominate and put into tiers cause I knew they could handle a joke, I do actually believe R4zor is underrated though for all that's worth*
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