Warehouse drone/comedy amatuer/batman

I think I just sign up for open mics so that I can more substantially maintain the illusion that I am a comedian and not just a warehouse worker drone. That's the only reason I stayed in the punk band I used to be in for so long. I just don't want to be defined by my profession but rather by my lofty goals and weird friends. I
 just don't think we need to be defined by our careers. I know that I don't want to be defined by my career, unless my career was being Batman. That would be fine then. If you're Batman sometimes, you should be Batman always. It kills me that Bruce Wayne doesn't own that shit. I think Wayne Enterprises would actually do even better if its employees knew their CEO was Batman.