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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- www.OpenSubtitles.org
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- I'm going
- on holiday.
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- To the Europe.
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- My little Europa.
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- <i>♪ You know that
- I love you baby</i>
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- 00:00:33,276 --> 00:00:34,776
- <i>♪ You know that
- I love you baby</i>
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- 00:00:34,809 --> 00:00:36,578
- Good morning,
- good morning.
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- 00:00:36,611 --> 00:00:38,613
- Guess what day it is?
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- 00:00:38,647 --> 00:00:40,349
- <i>♪ You know that
- I love you baby</i>
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- 00:00:40,383 --> 00:00:43,052
- - It's holiday day.
- - Europe day.
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- 00:00:44,452 --> 00:00:46,721
- Packing up the old
- <i>les bagages.</i>
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- 00:00:47,323 --> 00:00:48,891
- <i>♪ Baby</i>
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- 00:00:49,457 --> 00:00:51,260
- <i>♪ Baby</i>
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- 00:00:51,294 --> 00:00:53,828
- <i>♪ Baby
- Oh ho ho oh</i>
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- 00:00:55,164 --> 00:00:56,698
- <i>♪ Baby</i>
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- 00:00:56,731 --> 00:00:57,766
- <i>♪ Baby</i>
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- 00:00:57,799 --> 00:01:01,603
- <i>♪ You know it's time
- Oh yeah baby</i>
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- 00:01:01,636 --> 00:01:03,471
- <i>♪ You know that
- I love you baby</i>
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- 00:01:03,505 --> 00:01:05,473
- <i>♪ You know that
- I love you baby</i>
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- 00:01:05,507 --> 00:01:07,276
- <i>♪ You know that
- I love you baby</i>
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- 00:01:07,310 --> 00:01:09,345
- <i>♪ Oh ho ho oh</i>
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- 00:01:09,378 --> 00:01:10,947
- <i>♪ You know that
- I love you baby</i>
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- 00:01:10,980 --> 00:01:12,781
- <i>♪ You know that
- I love you baby</i>
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- 00:01:12,814 --> 00:01:16,518
- <i>♪ You know it's time
- Oh yeah baby</i>
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- <i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah</i>
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- <i>♪ You know that
- I love you baby</i>
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- 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:24,360
- <i>♪ You know that
- I love you baby</i>
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- 00:01:24,393 --> 00:01:25,928
- <i>♪ You know that
- I love you baby</i>
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- 00:01:25,962 --> 00:01:27,897
- <i>♪ You know that
- I love you baby</i>
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- 00:01:27,930 --> 00:01:29,798
- <i>♪ You know that
- I love you baby</i>
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- 00:01:29,831 --> 00:01:31,833
- <i>♪ You know that
- I love you baby</i>
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- <i>♪ You know that
- I love you baby</i>
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- <i>♪ You know that
- I love you baby</i>
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- <i>♪ You know that
- I love you baby</i>
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- 00:01:37,406 --> 00:01:39,308
- <i>♪ Oh ho ho oh</i>
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- 00:01:39,342 --> 00:01:41,143
- <i>♪ You know that
- I love you baby</i>
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- 00:01:41,177 --> 00:01:42,878
- <i>♪ You know that
- I love you baby</i>
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- 00:01:42,912 --> 00:01:46,514
- <i>♪ You know it's time
- Oh yeah ♪</i>
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- - Look, it's not, it's not you.
- - Ta!
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- - It...
- - Ta! Don't do that.
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- I get it.
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- 00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:02,431
- I get it.
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- We are a half hour into a
- ten day trip around Europe.
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- And you decide now is a
- good time to bring it up.
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- I'm wearing
- shorts, yeah?
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- With these legs.
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- I spent about 20 quid
- on sun cream.
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- 00:02:20,983 --> 00:02:22,051
- That's like...
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- That's ten pound
- per leg.
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- I spent three weeks
- growing this beard.
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- This here beard.
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- Cultivating it.
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- Length.
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- And now you
- decide to tell me
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- you don't like it.
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- Okay, I'm very sorry.
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- I didn't know it meant
- that much to you.
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- I grew this beard
- because it's trendy.
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- 00:02:45,174 --> 00:02:46,509
- It makes me trendy.
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- 00:02:47,910 --> 00:02:49,478
- You're not trendy.
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- 00:02:49,512 --> 00:02:52,281
- You're just jealous 'cause
- you can't grow a beard.
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
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- 00:02:56,618 --> 00:02:57,987
- But you know
- what I can do?
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- I can grow
- everything else.
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- What do you mean?
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- 00:03:07,963 --> 00:03:12,368
- Well, I mean, I just
- won't shave anything.
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- For... the rest
- of the trip?
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- You know, not my,
- not my legs.
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- Not my armpits.
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- Not my vagina.
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- 00:03:26,449 --> 00:03:28,683
- But what do you hope
- to achieve by doing that?
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- Nothing.
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- You're just
- being childish.
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- Fine.
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- I'm not shaving.
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- <i>That'll do.
- Just a little trim.</i>
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- Hello, Mum. No.
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- Bow chicka wow wow.
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- Oh, stop it.
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- - What are you doing?
- - What?
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- You're filming me?
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- I thought that's why
- we bought the camera.
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- No, we did not buy
- a GoPro to film a sex tape.
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- - Then why did we buy it?
- - You know why we bought it.
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- To document our trip.
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- Oh, brilliant.
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- - Is that it, then?
- - What do you think?
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- - But I've got a hard-on.
- - Good night, Chris.
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- I love you.
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- Now you're
- putting me off, mate.
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- You're putting me
- right off.
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- Just me
- and you now.
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- Welcome to France.
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- <i>Bonjour.</i>
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- <i>Ca va?</i>
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- Shower cap
- in France.
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- Didn't think
- to put on pants?
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- I panicked.
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- Here we are
- in Paris.
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- <i>Bonsoir.</i>
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- - Oh, <i>bonjour!</i>
- - <i>Bonjour.</i>
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- <i>Bonjour.</i>
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- 00:08:20,509 --> 00:08:22,344
- Well, Nice seems lovely.
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- Don't start, Chris.
- I'm not in the mood.
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- - For what?
- - For you being a sarcy twat.
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- Sorry.
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- Do people actually
- live in Nice?
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- What did I say?
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- It's late. Everyone's in bed,
- which is where we should be.
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- 00:08:38,260 --> 00:08:40,329
- Should we just start
- walking or something?
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- Walking where?
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- I don't know,
- find the nearest hostel.
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- 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:44,366
- What, just walk
- in a random direction
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- 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,702
- - and hope to find a hostel?
- - Yeah.
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- What do you think,
- left or right?
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- Left?
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- We'll go right, then.
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- - <i>Bonsoir.</i>
- - <i>Bonsoir.</i>
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- Um, you got a room
- for the night?
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- Nice eyes.
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- Thanks.
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- There are tours...
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- Is that your boyfriend?
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- Yeah.
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- It's cozy, innit?
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- Brilliant.
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- Lucy?
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- <i>♪ Lucy</i>
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- Lucy?
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- What?
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- Well... I was thinking,
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- 00:10:20,128 --> 00:10:21,296
- while I'm up here...
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- 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,832
- Chris, you are literally
- 5 foot off the ground.
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- 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:26,001
- I know, but...
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- 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,570
- You can drown
- in an inch of water.
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- 00:10:29,638 --> 00:10:31,507
- What's that got to do
- with anything?
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- 00:10:33,977 --> 00:10:35,010
- Well I was thinking...
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- What if I do a wizz in the
- middle of the night,
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- 00:10:40,582 --> 00:10:43,585
- and it trickles down into
- your mouth and drowns you?
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- 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,523
- Do you ever think
- about anything you say
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- 00:10:47,556 --> 00:10:48,892
- before you
- actually say it?
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- 00:10:50,259 --> 00:10:51,460
- Not really. No.
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- Our lives would just be
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- 00:10:54,663 --> 00:10:57,065
- really long, awkward silences,
- wouldn't they?
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- Trust me, it's just
- as awkward without them.
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- Lucy?
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- I do love you.
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- I do love you.
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- Night, Lucy.
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- Night, Chris.
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- Should we get a hotel?
- No, get a hostel.
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- Equality.
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- Okay, now.
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- Okay.
- I love you.
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- 00:11:43,046 --> 00:11:44,613
- Bye. Bye.
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- 00:11:45,949 --> 00:11:47,115
- Um, thanks.
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- 00:11:47,516 --> 00:11:49,251
- No worries.
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- 00:11:49,284 --> 00:11:50,586
- Do you wanna
- boom-boom?
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- 00:11:50,987 --> 00:11:52,087
- Excuse me?
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- Um...
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- No.
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- Chris?
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- What?
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- 00:12:03,398 --> 00:12:04,633
- The guy downstairs
- just asked me
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- if I wanted
- to boom-boom him.
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- He did what?
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- Fucking boom-boom
- my girlfriend.
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- Foreign prick.
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- Defending someone's
- honor in a minute.
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- 00:12:24,553 --> 00:12:27,155
- How rude.
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- How fucking rude.
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- Scuzi.
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- Did you just ask to
- boom-boom my girlfriend?
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- - Yeah.
- - Just like that?
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- Not even
- gonna deny it?
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- 00:12:47,509 --> 00:12:49,078
- Why would
- I deny it?
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- 00:12:49,112 --> 00:12:50,079
- 'Cause she's
- my girlfriend.
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- 00:12:50,113 --> 00:12:51,680
- - I want to boom-boom her.
- - Stop saying that.
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- 00:12:51,713 --> 00:12:53,082
- I'm gonna
- boom-boom you.
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- 00:12:53,116 --> 00:12:54,449
- - You wanna fuck me?
- - No.
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- 00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:55,985
- Boom-boom.
- Boom-boom you up.
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- 00:12:56,019 --> 00:12:57,519
- - Are you gay?
- - What? No.
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- 00:12:57,552 --> 00:12:59,521
- I don't want
- to boom-boom you.
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- 00:12:59,554 --> 00:13:00,722
- I want to
- boom-boom you up.
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- 00:13:00,756 --> 00:13:02,357
- - Smash your face in. Kick your arse.
- - Kiss?
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- 00:13:02,391 --> 00:13:03,258
- - Kick.
- - Lick?
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- 00:13:03,291 --> 00:13:04,393
- Not lick, kick.
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- 00:13:04,426 --> 00:13:06,194
- - Are you guy?
- - No, I'm not gay.
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- 00:13:06,228 --> 00:13:07,696
- It's okay. Does your
- girlfriend know?
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- 00:13:07,729 --> 00:13:09,865
- Say I'm gay again.
- Go on, I dare you.
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- 00:13:09,899 --> 00:13:11,199
- I double dare you.
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- Gay.
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- 00:13:16,405 --> 00:13:17,839
- - Get off,
- - Get up!
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- 00:13:17,873 --> 00:13:20,442
- Don't pull it!
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- 00:13:20,475 --> 00:13:21,843
- Ow!
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- 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,747
- Oh, my God!
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- 00:13:26,815 --> 00:13:29,118
- Lucy, he won't
- let me go.
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- 00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:33,122
- Chris, what the fuck
- are you doing?
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- 00:13:51,074 --> 00:13:52,108
- So?
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- They put a finger
- up my arse.
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- You get into a fight and they
- put a finger up my arse.
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- 00:13:57,180 --> 00:13:58,014
- How does that work?
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- 00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:00,248
- Oh, my God!
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- 00:14:00,282 --> 00:14:01,984
- - Are you okay?
- - It's not funny.
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- 00:14:02,684 --> 00:14:03,886
- And they fine me.
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- 00:14:04,786 --> 00:14:07,289
- - Five hundred euro.
- - Five hundred euros?
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- 00:14:07,322 --> 00:14:08,958
- Well, that's like half
- our budget.
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- 00:14:08,991 --> 00:14:11,127
- - I know.
- - It's mental.
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- 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,861
- Shit. What are we
- gonna do?
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- 00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,796
- I think I dislodged
- my anus.
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- 00:14:14,830 --> 00:14:15,864
- Is that
- even possible?
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- 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:17,166
- Chris, come on.
- This is serious.
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- I'm being serious.
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- Five hundred euros
- for a finger up me arse.
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- 00:14:20,669 --> 00:14:22,171
- And the French
- have got big fingers.
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- 00:14:23,638 --> 00:14:26,842
- Look, I'll see if my mom
- can transfer that money.
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- 00:14:26,876 --> 00:14:28,911
- - You think she will?
- - Of course she will.
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- 00:14:31,546 --> 00:14:34,150
- All right then.
- Okay.
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- Hold on.
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- 00:14:36,618 --> 00:14:38,854
- Yeah.
- Right, brilliant.
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- 00:14:38,888 --> 00:14:40,789
- I love you.
- Love you. Bye, bye.
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- 00:14:43,325 --> 00:14:44,559
- What's that?
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- 00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,062
- It's all they had.
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- 00:14:46,095 --> 00:14:47,163
- Oh, give it here.
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- 00:14:49,831 --> 00:14:51,333
- Well?
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- 00:14:51,366 --> 00:14:53,435
- She wasn't in.
- I left a message.
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- 00:14:53,468 --> 00:14:54,904
- Oh, great so we just
- sort of stand here
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- 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,973
- and wait until she ring us
- back, then, shall we, dickhead?
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- 00:14:57,006 --> 00:14:59,574
- I left a message
- explaining the situation.
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- 00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:02,211
- Also to transfer 500 euros
- into our account.
- 232
- 00:15:02,245 --> 00:15:04,080
- Said I'd call back a bit later.
- 233
- 00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:05,814
- I should really get some
- credit for this thing.
- 234
- 00:15:07,216 --> 00:15:08,217
- Dick brain.
- 235
- 00:15:10,552 --> 00:15:11,820
- You tell her
- you got arrested?
- 236
- 00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:15,258
- It was a message.
- I left a message.
- 237
- 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,492
- Yeah, but how did you say
- that we lost the money?
- 238
- 00:15:17,526 --> 00:15:18,627
- It was a message.
- 239
- 00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:20,328
- But what did you say?
- 240
- 00:15:20,362 --> 00:15:21,530
- It was a message.
- 241
- 00:15:21,563 --> 00:15:23,398
- Do you not understand
- the concept of a message?
- 242
- 00:15:23,431 --> 00:15:24,566
- You're trying
- to be funny?
- 243
- 00:15:24,599 --> 00:15:26,434
- Just had a finger
- up my arse, yeah?
- 244
- 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:27,937
- Just had to ring my mum
- to ask for some money.
- 245
- 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,704
- If that's not funny then what is?
- 246
- 00:15:32,074 --> 00:15:33,642
- All right, fine.
- 247
- 00:15:33,675 --> 00:15:35,111
- What do you
- wanna do until then?
- 248
- 00:15:36,344 --> 00:15:38,281
- - All right, pub?
- - Pub.
- 249
- 00:15:42,384 --> 00:15:43,886
- You know,
- I was talking to my mum
- 250
- 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:45,888
- and she thinks
- that a trip like this
- 251
- 00:15:45,922 --> 00:15:47,489
- is gonna make us
- or break us.
- 252
- 00:15:47,522 --> 00:15:48,590
- - Oh, really?
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 253
- 00:15:48,623 --> 00:15:49,926
- What about you?
- 254
- 00:15:49,959 --> 00:15:51,660
- Do you think
- same as your mum?
- 255
- 00:15:51,693 --> 00:15:54,997
- I think that we've been together
- for quite long time, so.
- 256
- 00:15:56,132 --> 00:15:58,301
- I think if we can't last
- a couple of weeks together,
- 257
- 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,368
- we're up shit creek,
- really, aren't we?
- 258
- 00:16:01,469 --> 00:16:02,737
- Right, then.
- 259
- 00:16:02,771 --> 00:16:04,207
- Let's say we drink a couple
- of these bad boys and...
- 260
- 00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,842
- have a look around
- this shit hole.
- 261
- 00:16:55,790 --> 00:16:57,459
- - Orange gina.
- - Orangina.
- 262
- 00:16:57,492 --> 00:16:58,727
- Orange gina.
- 263
- 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,196
- Listen to me.
- Orangina.
- 264
- 00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:02,397
- Listen to me.
- Orange gina.
- 265
- 00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:03,933
- How can you not hear
- that that's not the same?
- 266
- 00:17:03,966 --> 00:17:06,735
- <i>Allo.</i> Uh, order.
- 267
- 00:17:06,768 --> 00:17:10,405
- Oh.
- Check this out.
- 268
- 00:17:10,438 --> 00:17:14,944
- We
- would like to order some lunch,
- 269
- 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:16,711
- <i>s'il vous plait.</i>
- 270
- 00:17:19,481 --> 00:17:20,615
- Come again?
- 271
- 00:17:23,152 --> 00:17:25,754
- Um...
- 272
- 00:17:25,787 --> 00:17:28,958
- I will let my girlfriend
- take over from me.
- 273
- 00:17:29,858 --> 00:17:30,893
- All yours.
- 274
- 00:17:31,394 --> 00:17:32,861
- Um...
- 275
- 00:17:40,970 --> 00:17:42,104
- Yeah, <i>oui,</i> mate.
- 276
- 00:17:42,138 --> 00:17:43,805
- Kapti proti pu.
- 277
- 00:17:44,639 --> 00:17:45,640
- <i>D'accord.</i>
- 278
- 00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:47,676
- <i>Merci.</i>
- 279
- 00:17:47,709 --> 00:17:49,045
- What did you order, anyway?
- 280
- 00:17:57,519 --> 00:17:58,955
- Just the four fish, then?
- 281
- 00:18:15,570 --> 00:18:17,440
- Fucking hell,
- it's beautiful, isn't it?
- 282
- 00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:20,042
- Which I can't believe
- we just found it.
- 283
- 00:18:20,076 --> 00:18:22,510
- I-I can't believe
- I'm seeing it with you.
- 284
- 00:18:22,544 --> 00:18:24,113
- Shut up!
- 285
- 00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:27,316
- No, I wouldn't do anything
- like this without you, would I?
- 286
- 00:18:27,350 --> 00:18:30,618
- 'Cause I'm, like,
- just a fucking idiot all the time.
- 287
- 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:34,156
- Poncing around like a bloody dinosaur.
- 288
- 00:18:38,626 --> 00:18:39,895
- Run away,
- run away.
- 289
- 00:18:39,929 --> 00:18:41,563
- Oh, you make
- me laugh, you idiot.
- 290
- 00:18:46,135 --> 00:18:47,436
- After you.
- 291
- 00:20:54,497 --> 00:20:56,165
- I can't see any
- al fresco on this menu.
- 292
- 00:20:58,067 --> 00:20:59,634
- What?
- What do you mean?
- 293
- 00:21:00,369 --> 00:21:01,703
- Al fresco.
- 294
- 00:21:01,736 --> 00:21:03,939
- A mate wanted
- to eat al fresco
- 295
- 00:21:03,973 --> 00:21:05,608
- when you go
- to a foreign land.
- 296
- 00:21:07,675 --> 00:21:11,580
- Yeah, but Chris, you know
- that's not a dish, right?
- 297
- 00:21:11,614 --> 00:21:13,781
- That's just
- eating outside.
- 298
- 00:21:14,984 --> 00:21:16,851
- - Oh.
- - Yeah.
- 299
- 00:21:16,886 --> 00:21:19,255
- - Fucking hell.
- - Thought it was some sort of salad.
- 300
- 00:21:32,867 --> 00:21:35,638
- Oh, okay we're in. We're in.
- How do, how we do this?
- 301
- 00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,072
- Just, just
- kiss me.
- 302
- 00:21:39,408 --> 00:21:41,277
- Ooh, ooh, ooh!
- Fuck me in the toilet.
- 303
- 00:21:41,310 --> 00:21:42,777
- We've never done that.
- 304
- 00:21:43,711 --> 00:21:45,713
- I've got a dress on
- so it'll be really easy.
- 305
- 00:21:46,714 --> 00:21:48,984
- Just hike it up.
- You know what I mean?
- 306
- 00:21:49,018 --> 00:21:50,286
- Okay.
- 307
- 00:21:55,790 --> 00:21:57,560
- - Shit. Ah.
- - Ah, shit.
- 308
- 00:21:57,593 --> 00:21:59,861
- Oh, you look amazing.
- Ah, shit.
- 309
- 00:21:59,895 --> 00:22:01,564
- - Yeah, shit.
- - Yeah.
- 310
- 00:22:01,597 --> 00:22:02,932
- - Oh, shit.
- - Oh, my God.
- 311
- 00:22:02,965 --> 00:22:04,567
- I can't believe
- we're doing this.
- 312
- 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,069
- Oh, shit.
- Ah, shit.
- 313
- 00:22:07,102 --> 00:22:09,638
- - Oh shit, oh shit. Oh shit!
- - Ah shit, yeah.
- 314
- 00:22:09,672 --> 00:22:12,107
- - Oh shit. Oh...
- - What you mean? What you mean?
- 315
- 00:22:12,141 --> 00:22:13,775
- Oh my God! Shit!
- 316
- 00:22:13,808 --> 00:22:17,479
- - Oh, shit.
- - Look I love you, but I can't unsee this.
- 317
- 00:22:17,513 --> 00:22:19,747
- - Oh! I need to get out.
- - No.
- 318
- 00:22:19,781 --> 00:22:20,916
- - I need to get out.
- - No.
- 319
- 00:22:20,950 --> 00:22:22,585
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- Don't you dare!
- 320
- 00:22:22,618 --> 00:22:23,818
- - I've got to get out.
- - No! No.
- 321
- 00:22:23,851 --> 00:22:25,321
- - Don't you dare get out!
- - I've got to get out.
- 322
- 00:22:25,354 --> 00:22:26,721
- - You can't... Chris, stop!
- - I've got to get out.
- 323
- 00:22:26,754 --> 00:22:28,057
- - Stop, stop...
- - I've got to get out.
- 324
- 00:22:28,090 --> 00:22:29,558
- Please, I've got it pouring out of me.
- 325
- 00:22:29,592 --> 00:22:30,626
- - Oh!
- - Oh, God!
- 326
- 00:22:30,659 --> 00:22:31,660
- Ugh, it's so bad.
- 327
- 00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:39,935
- No! Stop it.
- 328
- 00:22:39,969 --> 00:22:41,170
- Stop it. Oh, God!
- 329
- 00:22:41,203 --> 00:22:43,272
- Ah, it's still coming.
- God, it's still coming.
- 330
- 00:22:43,305 --> 00:22:44,340
- It's like lava.
- 331
- 00:22:44,373 --> 00:22:45,873
- Ugh, oh, God!
- 332
- 00:22:48,843 --> 00:22:50,512
- Oh, my God,
- I cannot believe
- 333
- 00:22:50,546 --> 00:22:52,847
- that we just got chucked
- off a train. Fuck!
- 334
- 00:22:54,617 --> 00:22:56,252
- It's not like
- having a shit's illegal.
- 335
- 00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:58,520
- Well, it should be.
- 336
- 00:22:58,554 --> 00:23:00,189
- I've never smelled
- anything like that.
- 337
- 00:23:00,222 --> 00:23:01,957
- Oh, thanks for the sympathy.
- 338
- 00:23:01,991 --> 00:23:03,825
- How can I sympathize
- with that shit?
- 339
- 00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:07,029
- I'm hungry.
- 340
- 00:23:07,062 --> 00:23:09,331
- - Can you pass me your bag?
- - Why?
- 341
- 00:23:09,365 --> 00:23:10,466
- I want to get
- a chocolate bar.
- 342
- 00:23:10,499 --> 00:23:12,767
- Ugh, God, can't you just
- wait for the train?
- 343
- 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,069
- It's like a four hour wait.
- 344
- 00:23:17,072 --> 00:23:18,907
- Ugh, don't wanna get them
- out of my bag.
- 345
- 00:23:20,509 --> 00:23:21,809
- You ate them all, didn't you?
- 346
- 00:23:23,379 --> 00:23:24,779
- What?
- 347
- 00:23:24,812 --> 00:23:26,015
- You ate all the chocolate bars.
- 348
- 00:23:26,048 --> 00:23:28,317
- No, I did not eat
- all the fucking chocolate bars!
- 349
- 00:23:28,350 --> 00:23:30,252
- You so did.
- That's your lying face.
- 350
- 00:23:30,286 --> 00:23:31,520
- I don't have a lying face.
- 351
- 00:23:31,553 --> 00:23:33,889
- Everybody has a lying face,
- and that's yours.
- 352
- 00:23:38,027 --> 00:23:39,662
- All right,
- maybe I did eat a few.
- 353
- 00:23:40,362 --> 00:23:42,331
- I was hungry in the night.
- 354
- 00:23:42,364 --> 00:23:43,798
- Fucking hell!
- 355
- 00:23:43,831 --> 00:23:46,101
- There were like ten
- chocolate bars in there.
- 356
- 00:23:46,135 --> 00:23:47,169
- No wonder you shit yourself.
- 357
- 00:23:47,202 --> 00:23:49,104
- There were not like
- ten chocolate bars in there.
- 358
- 00:23:49,138 --> 00:23:50,838
- - How many were there, then?
- - I don't know.
- 359
- 00:23:52,007 --> 00:23:53,075
- Nine?
- 360
- 00:23:53,108 --> 00:23:54,910
- You ate nine whole
- chocolate bars?
- 361
- 00:23:55,978 --> 00:23:58,347
- Well, two of them
- were Freddos
- 362
- 00:23:58,380 --> 00:24:01,150
- and we all know that Freddos aren't
- really proper chocolate bars, are they?
- 363
- 00:24:02,117 --> 00:24:03,152
- You ate the Freddos?
- 364
- 00:24:03,786 --> 00:24:05,321
- You know I love a Freddo.
- 365
- 00:24:05,354 --> 00:24:07,656
- It's my favorite.
- 366
- 00:24:07,690 --> 00:24:09,124
- Did you even think about me
- while you were doing it?
- 367
- 00:24:09,158 --> 00:24:11,627
- Oh, come on, Chris!
- I wasn't fucking someone.
- 368
- 00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:14,163
- I was hungry
- and I had some chocolate.
- 369
- 00:24:14,196 --> 00:24:15,264
- Some chocolate?
- 370
- 00:24:15,297 --> 00:24:16,498
- Some chocolate?
- 371
- 00:24:16,532 --> 00:24:18,701
- A couple of Roses at Christmas
- is some chocolate.
- 372
- 00:24:18,734 --> 00:24:21,270
- A line of Fruit & Nut
- is some chocolate.
- 373
- 00:24:21,303 --> 00:24:22,471
- Nine chocolate bars
- 374
- 00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:24,773
- is a whole fucking
- entire universe of chocolate.
- 375
- 00:24:24,807 --> 00:24:27,576
- Oh, well, thank God you're
- not being dramatic about it.
- 376
- 00:24:27,609 --> 00:24:29,144
- Dramatic?
- 377
- 00:24:29,178 --> 00:24:31,980
- You always do this,
- make me out to be dramatic.
- 378
- 00:24:32,014 --> 00:24:33,949
- You'd do the same if the
- boot was on the other foot.
- 379
- 00:24:33,982 --> 00:24:35,117
- No, I wouldn't.
- 380
- 00:24:35,150 --> 00:24:37,953
- You so would. You so would.
- 381
- 00:24:37,986 --> 00:24:39,722
- Do I have to remind you
- about nacho-gate?
- 382
- 00:24:39,755 --> 00:24:41,757
- Oh, no, you don't have to remind
- me, because you know why?
- 383
- 00:24:41,790 --> 00:24:44,893
- We always, always go back
- to fucking nacho-gate
- 384
- 00:24:44,927 --> 00:24:46,228
- and you throw them
- right in my face
- 385
- 00:24:46,261 --> 00:24:48,464
- anytime we have this argument.
- 386
- 00:24:48,497 --> 00:24:49,698
- It was an accident
- 387
- 00:24:49,732 --> 00:24:51,500
- and you didn't speak to me
- for three whole days.
- 388
- 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:53,602
- Yes, because it was
- an idiotic thing to do!
- 389
- 00:24:53,635 --> 00:24:55,604
- I sat on some nachos!
- 390
- 00:24:55,637 --> 00:24:56,939
- And not only that,
- they were cheap nachos.
- 391
- 00:24:56,972 --> 00:24:59,274
- Does it have anything to do
- with how cheap they were?
- 392
- 00:24:59,308 --> 00:25:00,542
- It's a matter of principles.
- 393
- 00:25:00,576 --> 00:25:02,010
- Do nachos have principles?
- 394
- 00:25:02,044 --> 00:25:03,712
- - Human beings do!
- - Human beings?
- 395
- 00:25:03,746 --> 00:25:05,781
- Have you actually heard the words that
- are coming out your mouth right now?
- 396
- 00:25:05,814 --> 00:25:07,883
- Yeah, I have, actually.
- And do you wanna hear another thing?
- 397
- 00:25:07,916 --> 00:25:12,221
- You are a stupid, imbecilic,
- lazy, big-toed,
- 398
- 00:25:12,254 --> 00:25:15,257
- hairy lips,
- slightly stretchy,
- 399
- 00:25:15,290 --> 00:25:16,492
- - one-balled...
- - Oh!
- 400
- 00:25:16,525 --> 00:25:19,962
- - ...dead-eyed, little buggy...
- - Oh!
- 401
- 00:25:19,995 --> 00:25:21,463
- ...massive nosed,
- 402
- 00:25:21,497 --> 00:25:22,498
- - fucking...
- - Mmm.
- 403
- 00:25:22,531 --> 00:25:23,499
- - ...hairy...
- - Mmm.
- 404
- 00:25:23,532 --> 00:25:25,901
- - ...bollocked dick!
- - Yeah?
- 405
- 00:25:25,934 --> 00:25:26,668
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah?
- 406
- 00:25:26,702 --> 00:25:27,736
- Well, hear this!
- 407
- 00:25:27,770 --> 00:25:30,806
- You ponder about
- like a fucking snail!
- 408
- 00:25:30,839 --> 00:25:34,376
- You juice like a snail,
- you smell like a snail.
- 409
- 00:25:34,410 --> 00:25:35,944
- Do you know what?
- Hear this!
- 410
- 00:25:35,978 --> 00:25:39,114
- You are a little, snidey,
- curly-haired,
- 411
- 00:25:39,148 --> 00:25:42,651
- slightly balding,
- slightly disgusting prick!
- 412
- 00:25:42,684 --> 00:25:44,486
- Yeah? Well, hear this.
- 413
- 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,221
- You, you, you,
- 414
- 00:25:46,255 --> 00:25:48,390
- boo, boo, boo, boo, boo,
- 415
- 00:25:48,424 --> 00:25:50,292
- constant fucking moan,
- 416
- 00:25:50,325 --> 00:25:51,727
- year round moan,
- 417
- 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,529
- centuries of moaning.
- 418
- 00:25:53,562 --> 00:25:55,964
- You are a sprouty eye-browed,
- 419
- 00:25:55,998 --> 00:25:57,699
- sprouty nose-haired,
- 420
- 00:25:57,733 --> 00:25:59,835
- stupid, slightly imbecilic,
- 421
- 00:25:59,868 --> 00:26:02,070
- little bit
- of a fucking old man.
- 422
- 00:26:02,104 --> 00:26:03,972
- But do you know what?
- You wanna hear another thing, too?
- 423
- 00:26:04,006 --> 00:26:06,408
- You are a lopsided, cross-eyed,
- 424
- 00:26:06,442 --> 00:26:10,245
- red-nosed little buck tooth
- Wrigley's Extra little prick!
- 425
- 00:26:10,279 --> 00:26:11,113
- Yeah?
- 426
- 00:26:11,146 --> 00:26:13,148
- Well, you're a moany,
- hairy-legged,
- 427
- 00:26:13,182 --> 00:26:14,750
- mooncuppy bitch!
- 428
- 00:26:15,951 --> 00:26:17,753
- Really?
- 429
- 00:26:17,786 --> 00:26:18,821
- Really? You really went there.
- 430
- 00:26:18,854 --> 00:26:20,289
- - Did you actually just say that?
- - Yes.
- 431
- 00:26:20,322 --> 00:26:21,356
- - Yes, I did.
- - Oh, well, well done.
- 432
- 00:26:21,390 --> 00:26:22,591
- Well done. Goodbye.
- 433
- 00:26:28,564 --> 00:26:29,731
- She'll come back.
- 434
- 00:26:35,571 --> 00:26:38,874
- <i>♪ You were in the sun
- that day</i>
- 435
- 00:26:38,908 --> 00:26:41,743
- <i>♪ Looking for the way</i>
- 436
- 00:26:42,144 --> 00:26:44,346
- <i>♪ I hope</i>
- 437
- 00:26:45,113 --> 00:26:47,583
- <i>♪ That you'd stay</i>
- 438
- 00:26:49,451 --> 00:26:52,889
- <i>♪ You were in the sun
- that day</i>
- 439
- 00:26:52,922 --> 00:26:55,357
- <i>♪ Looking for the way</i>
- 440
- 00:26:59,261 --> 00:27:03,900
- <i>♪ Oh, I need you, my love</i>
- 441
- 00:27:06,134 --> 00:27:09,137
- <i>♪ Oh, I need you</i>
- 442
- 00:27:12,708 --> 00:27:17,346
- <i>♪ Oh, I need you, my love</i>
- 443
- 00:27:19,381 --> 00:27:22,584
- <i>♪ So I won't lose my way</i>
- 444
- 00:27:26,388 --> 00:27:28,790
- <i>♪ Oh, I won't lose my way</i>
- 445
- 00:27:47,676 --> 00:27:48,878
- What are you doing?
- 446
- 00:27:48,912 --> 00:27:50,178
- I'm dancing!
- 447
- 00:27:50,212 --> 00:27:52,047
- I can see that. But...
- 448
- 00:27:52,882 --> 00:27:54,349
- I think maybe we should go.
- 449
- 00:27:54,383 --> 00:27:55,919
- What? Why?
- 450
- 00:27:55,952 --> 00:27:57,786
- Because...
- 451
- 00:27:57,819 --> 00:27:59,989
- every guy in here
- wants to do it with you.
- 452
- 00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:01,925
- Especially him.
- 453
- 00:28:02,959 --> 00:28:06,029
- You think?
- Is that a bad thing?
- 454
- 00:28:06,061 --> 00:28:08,230
- Well, it doesn't sit that well with
- me, to be honest, no.
- 455
- 00:28:08,263 --> 00:28:09,398
- Well, look,
- 456
- 00:28:09,431 --> 00:28:11,500
- we've got at least three hours
- until our train, right?
- 457
- 00:28:11,533 --> 00:28:12,634
- - Yes.
- - Right?
- 458
- 00:28:12,668 --> 00:28:13,635
- So what do you wanna do?
- 459
- 00:28:13,669 --> 00:28:15,038
- Sit out there in the cold?
- 460
- 00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:16,538
- Or would you wanna
- come down here
- 461
- 00:28:16,572 --> 00:28:18,206
- and have a hot dance with me?
- 462
- 00:28:18,574 --> 00:28:19,808
- Uh...
- 463
- 00:28:20,576 --> 00:28:21,978
- Come on!
- 464
- 00:29:02,751 --> 00:29:05,220
- But do you remember
- the first time you saw me?
- 465
- 00:29:05,253 --> 00:29:07,189
- - When you actually saw me?
- - No.
- 466
- 00:29:08,624 --> 00:29:09,926
- Of course I do!
- 467
- 00:29:11,193 --> 00:29:12,561
- It was on Facebook.
- 468
- 00:29:12,594 --> 00:29:13,795
- I was stalking you.
- 469
- 00:29:13,829 --> 00:29:15,230
- - What?
- - Yeah.
- 470
- 00:29:15,263 --> 00:29:16,264
- Like a pervert.
- 471
- 00:29:16,298 --> 00:29:18,467
- - Ugh, people do that?
- - Yeah, no...
- 472
- 00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:21,336
- I sort of found
- a bikini picture...
- 473
- 00:29:23,238 --> 00:29:24,272
- It was... I think...
- 474
- 00:29:24,306 --> 00:29:26,441
- I think I saw you
- on Mike's profile.
- 475
- 00:29:26,475 --> 00:29:27,643
- It was, like, a group photo.
- 476
- 00:29:27,676 --> 00:29:28,878
- Oh, really?
- 477
- 00:29:28,911 --> 00:29:30,846
- - Mmm.
- - And what did you think?
- 478
- 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,082
- I thought you were
- the loveliest girl
- 479
- 00:29:33,482 --> 00:29:34,616
- I'd ever seen.
- 480
- 00:29:34,650 --> 00:29:36,085
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 481
- 00:29:36,119 --> 00:29:38,087
- And what about now?
- 482
- 00:29:38,121 --> 00:29:40,056
- - Honestly?
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 483
- 00:29:40,089 --> 00:29:42,691
- I think you've
- let yourself go a little bit.
- 484
- 00:29:43,792 --> 00:29:45,995
- Oh, come on! I'm joking.
- 485
- 00:29:46,029 --> 00:29:49,032
- Everyone knows I'm punching.
- 486
- 00:29:49,065 --> 00:29:51,968
- Punching above my weight.
- 487
- 00:29:52,534 --> 00:29:53,936
- You're gorgeous.
- 488
- 00:29:53,970 --> 00:29:56,072
- You're everything
- in the right place.
- 489
- 00:29:56,105 --> 00:29:58,206
- Apart from that bit of shit
- in your teeth.
- 490
- 00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,441
- - Oh, what? Have I?
- - Yeah.
- 491
- 00:29:59,474 --> 00:30:01,343
- You've always got something
- in them grotbags, haven't you?
- 492
- 00:30:01,376 --> 00:30:02,344
- What? No.
- 493
- 00:30:02,377 --> 00:30:03,578
- - It's in the corner.
- - Get it.
- 494
- 00:30:03,612 --> 00:30:04,947
- Your left molar.
- 495
- 00:30:04,981 --> 00:30:06,015
- There you go.
- 496
- 00:30:06,049 --> 00:30:07,950
- See, don't say
- I don't do anything for you.
- 497
- 00:30:07,984 --> 00:30:09,018
- Well, you don't.
- 498
- 00:30:09,052 --> 00:30:09,986
- - What?
- - You don't!
- 499
- 00:30:10,019 --> 00:30:12,121
- I just picked some shit
- out of your teeth.
- 500
- 00:30:12,155 --> 00:30:14,222
- And... Oh, so you know those
- 501
- 00:30:14,256 --> 00:30:18,094
- pictures that I said I was gonna
- put up for the last three months?
- 502
- 00:30:18,127 --> 00:30:19,194
- - Yeah. Yeah.
- - Yeah?
- 503
- 00:30:19,227 --> 00:30:21,697
- Well, as soon as we get home,
- I'm going to do it.
- 504
- 00:30:21,730 --> 00:30:23,265
- Are you?
- 505
- 00:30:23,298 --> 00:30:25,534
- - No.
- - No? What? Why?
- 506
- 00:30:25,567 --> 00:30:26,702
- I haven't got a hammer.
- 507
- 00:30:26,735 --> 00:30:28,837
- Well, you can always
- buy a hammer.
- 508
- 00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:30,305
- What for?
- 509
- 00:30:30,338 --> 00:30:32,708
- Well, you probably need it for all
- the hamming you're gonna be doing.
- 510
- 00:30:32,741 --> 00:30:35,044
- I think you'll find
- that it's called hammering.
- 511
- 00:30:35,078 --> 00:30:38,147
- Jesus, woman, do you know
- nothing about DIY?
- 512
- 00:30:38,181 --> 00:30:39,381
- Woman!
- 513
- 00:30:39,414 --> 00:30:43,119
- Well, you know nothing
- about women, man!
- 514
- 00:30:43,152 --> 00:30:44,820
- What was the last thing
- you bought me?
- 515
- 00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:46,488
- Uh...
- 516
- 00:30:46,521 --> 00:30:48,590
- Well, a lovely underwear set.
- 517
- 00:30:48,623 --> 00:30:50,993
- What, the crotchess pants?
- 518
- 00:30:51,027 --> 00:30:53,295
- Wasn't to start with, was it?
- 519
- 00:30:54,796 --> 00:30:57,532
- Babe, I don't want
- crotchess pants, do I?
- 520
- 00:30:57,566 --> 00:30:59,801
- I want flowers,
- and chocolates, and diamonds.
- 521
- 00:30:59,835 --> 00:31:01,603
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 522
- 00:31:01,636 --> 00:31:03,538
- Hold your horses!
- 523
- 00:31:03,572 --> 00:31:05,208
- No, no, no, no.
- 524
- 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,341
- Not weddings, Chris.
- 525
- 00:31:06,374 --> 00:31:07,709
- - Don't lose your shit.
- - Aye.
- 526
- 00:31:07,743 --> 00:31:10,712
- Just, you know, a little,
- little, little tiny something,
- 527
- 00:31:10,746 --> 00:31:11,914
- just a little something,
- 528
- 00:31:11,948 --> 00:31:13,648
- just a little, tiny something
- 529
- 00:31:13,682 --> 00:31:15,851
- so I know you care
- about me sometimes.
- 530
- 00:31:15,885 --> 00:31:17,220
- - What...
- - Just a little.
- 531
- 00:31:18,253 --> 00:31:19,755
- What, you think
- I don't care about you?
- 532
- 00:31:19,788 --> 00:31:21,523
- No, I think you care about me.
- 533
- 00:31:21,556 --> 00:31:23,126
- Good.
- 534
- 00:31:23,159 --> 00:31:25,293
- You should think
- yourself lucky.
- 535
- 00:31:25,327 --> 00:31:28,330
- And stop your moaning.
- 536
- 00:31:29,999 --> 00:31:31,500
- How long
- have we been in here?
- 537
- 00:31:31,533 --> 00:31:32,567
- I don't know.
- 538
- 00:31:32,601 --> 00:31:33,835
- I feel like it...
- 539
- 00:31:34,870 --> 00:31:36,738
- - There was a train we were supposed to...
- - Fuck!
- 540
- 00:31:36,772 --> 00:31:38,241
- - Oh, fuck!
- - Oh, fuck!
- 541
- 00:32:23,552 --> 00:32:25,687
- <i>Buongiorno!</i>
- 542
- 00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:28,024
- <i>Buongiorno, Milano!</i>
- 543
- 00:32:28,057 --> 00:32:29,892
- - We made it to Italia.
- - Yeah.
- 544
- 00:32:29,926 --> 00:32:32,694
- We're here.
- The home of fashion.
- 545
- 00:32:33,495 --> 00:32:34,529
- <i>♪ Fashion</i>
- 546
- 00:32:36,232 --> 00:32:38,100
- <i>♪ Fashion, fashion</i>
- 547
- 00:32:41,204 --> 00:32:43,605
- I don't... I've got nothing
- to rhyme with that.
- 548
- 00:33:21,143 --> 00:33:22,345
- Hello!
- 549
- 00:33:23,511 --> 00:33:24,779
- So, we're in Milan.
- 550
- 00:33:25,814 --> 00:33:28,117
- Having a nice time.
- 551
- 00:33:28,150 --> 00:33:30,353
- Lucy's just popped
- into the, uh...
- 552
- 00:33:30,385 --> 00:33:32,154
- pharmacy.
- Get some lady bits.
- 553
- 00:33:33,890 --> 00:33:35,324
- Thought we'd get a shaver.
- 554
- 00:33:35,358 --> 00:33:36,625
- Sort that rat out.
- 555
- 00:33:37,525 --> 00:33:39,128
- Never seen anything
- like it.
- 556
- 00:33:39,828 --> 00:33:41,197
- Hello, Lucy's Mum.
- 557
- 00:33:42,564 --> 00:33:43,865
- So, uh...
- 558
- 00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:45,234
- we're having a lovely time.
- 559
- 00:33:46,035 --> 00:33:48,137
- Had a little slip up in Nice.
- 560
- 00:33:48,170 --> 00:33:51,374
- Nothing too much to worry about, though.
- Sort of all right.
- 561
- 00:33:51,406 --> 00:33:52,275
- - And, uh...
- - What are you doing?
- 562
- 00:33:52,308 --> 00:33:54,176
- ...we're off to Venice.
- Hello!
- 563
- 00:33:54,210 --> 00:33:55,378
- The love of my life.
- 564
- 00:33:55,410 --> 00:33:56,879
- Right, come on.
- 565
- 00:33:56,913 --> 00:33:58,780
- We need to find a loo
- somewhere, okay?
- 566
- 00:33:58,813 --> 00:33:59,648
- Okay.
- 567
- 00:34:00,316 --> 00:34:01,583
- Probably needs a shit.
- 568
- 00:34:02,051 --> 00:34:02,885
- See you soon.
- 569
- 00:34:46,828 --> 00:34:48,197
- It's beautiful, innit?
- 570
- 00:34:48,230 --> 00:34:49,065
- It really is.
- 571
- 00:34:50,632 --> 00:34:51,934
- Oh!
- 572
- 00:34:51,968 --> 00:34:54,636
- Oh, phone's ringing.
- The old Mom. Oh!
- 573
- 00:35:03,446 --> 00:35:04,313
- Lucy.
- 574
- 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:06,382
- Lucy, Lucy.
- 575
- 00:35:07,716 --> 00:35:08,951
- I don't think
- we're gonna fix that.
- 576
- 00:35:09,952 --> 00:35:10,785
- Don't you?
- 577
- 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,487
- Really?
- 578
- 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:13,788
- Not smashed up, is it?
- 579
- 00:35:17,159 --> 00:35:18,493
- We're just gonna have to
- 580
- 00:35:18,526 --> 00:35:20,329
- find a payphone
- and ring your mum.
- 581
- 00:35:20,363 --> 00:35:22,031
- - How?
- - What do you mean, how?
- 582
- 00:35:23,132 --> 00:35:24,632
- Well, I don't know
- my mum's number.
- 583
- 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,869
- You... You don't know
- your own mum's number?
- 584
- 00:35:28,670 --> 00:35:30,538
- I don't know anyone's number.
- 585
- 00:35:30,572 --> 00:35:32,108
- Once I put it in my phone
- once, that's it.
- 586
- 00:35:32,141 --> 00:35:34,944
- My mum's number just becomes
- "Mum" every time she calls me.
- 587
- 00:35:34,977 --> 00:35:36,745
- Well, haven't you got it
- written down somewhere?
- 588
- 00:35:36,778 --> 00:35:38,114
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- 589
- 00:35:38,147 --> 00:35:39,181
- In my phone.
- 590
- 00:35:39,215 --> 00:35:40,815
- So how are you gonna
- get in touch with her, then?
- 591
- 00:35:40,849 --> 00:35:42,218
- Well...
- 592
- 00:35:42,251 --> 00:35:45,121
- do you remember when I said
- we should bring your phone?
- 593
- 00:35:45,154 --> 00:35:46,355
- How's that gonna help?
- 594
- 00:35:46,389 --> 00:35:48,958
- Well, you could ring your mum
- and ask her to call my mum.
- 595
- 00:35:48,991 --> 00:35:50,960
- How is she going to do that?
- 596
- 00:35:50,993 --> 00:35:52,928
- Well, doesn't your mum
- have my mum's number?
- 597
- 00:35:53,329 --> 00:35:54,330
- No.
- 598
- 00:35:54,363 --> 00:35:55,797
- They've literally met twice.
- 599
- 00:35:55,830 --> 00:35:56,999
- And your mum got so pissed
- 600
- 00:35:57,033 --> 00:35:59,068
- that she threw up
- all over my mum's shoes.
- 601
- 00:36:00,635 --> 00:36:02,138
- Classic Heller.
- 602
- 00:36:03,772 --> 00:36:06,342
- - Can we e-mail her?
- - Oh, yeah, yeah.
- 603
- 00:36:06,375 --> 00:36:07,642
- Let me just
- whip out me laptop.
- 604
- 00:36:07,675 --> 00:36:08,944
- Well, I don't mean now.
- 605
- 00:36:08,978 --> 00:36:11,113
- - I mean, tomorrow or something.
- - Oh.
- 606
- 00:36:11,147 --> 00:36:13,349
- My mum has no idea
- what an e-mail is.
- 607
- 00:36:14,283 --> 00:36:15,918
- So what are we
- going to do then?
- 608
- 00:36:15,951 --> 00:36:17,920
- I don't know, carrier pigeon?
- 609
- 00:36:19,355 --> 00:36:21,057
- <i>♪ Down all day</i>
- 610
- 00:36:22,525 --> 00:36:23,993
- <i>♪ Up all night</i>
- 611
- 00:36:31,167 --> 00:36:32,101
- Hey, you.
- 612
- 00:36:34,569 --> 00:36:35,737
- We'd like a room, please.
- 613
- 00:36:35,770 --> 00:36:37,206
- Sure thing. A single?
- 614
- 00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:38,541
- Oh, no. A... A double.
- 615
- 00:36:38,573 --> 00:36:39,741
- A double?
- 616
- 00:36:39,774 --> 00:36:41,944
- Oh, right.
- Traveling with a girlfriend.
- 617
- 00:36:41,977 --> 00:36:43,145
- Uh, yeah.
- 618
- 00:36:44,180 --> 00:36:46,248
- Why did you say
- "ugh" like that?
- 619
- 00:36:46,282 --> 00:36:47,816
- - It wasn't like "ugh," was it?
- - Yeah, it was.
- 620
- 00:36:47,849 --> 00:36:49,351
- - Can I see your passports?
- - Yeah.
- 621
- 00:36:54,390 --> 00:36:55,324
- Cute.
- 622
- 00:36:55,991 --> 00:36:57,026
- Thanks.
- 623
- 00:36:57,059 --> 00:36:59,028
- - Are you being serious?
- - What?
- 624
- 00:36:59,061 --> 00:37:00,628
- So is it just
- for the one night?
- 625
- 00:37:00,662 --> 00:37:02,264
- Yes, yeah,
- just the one night.
- 626
- 00:37:02,298 --> 00:37:03,399
- Such a shame.
- 627
- 00:37:03,432 --> 00:37:05,367
- Well, breakfast is at 9:00.
- It's an extra 10 euros,
- 628
- 00:37:05,401 --> 00:37:07,869
- but come and see me, I'll sort you out.
- 629
- 00:37:07,903 --> 00:37:08,736
- Thanks.
- 630
- 00:37:08,770 --> 00:37:10,306
- It's still gonna be
- 10 euros for you.
- 631
- 00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:12,408
- Oh.
- 632
- 00:37:16,178 --> 00:37:18,247
- Room 8, just take the lift
- to the second floor.
- 633
- 00:37:18,847 --> 00:37:19,949
- Thanks.
- 634
- 00:37:19,982 --> 00:37:21,749
- I'll be here all night
- if you need anything.
- 635
- 00:37:21,783 --> 00:37:23,085
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- 636
- 00:37:23,119 --> 00:37:24,353
- Okay.
- 637
- 00:37:25,221 --> 00:37:26,821
- That's lovely. Fantastic.
- 638
- 00:37:45,441 --> 00:37:46,841
- That was a bit weird,
- wasn't it?
- 639
- 00:37:51,447 --> 00:37:52,414
- Chris.
- 640
- 00:37:56,452 --> 00:37:57,586
- Chris?
- 641
- 00:37:59,221 --> 00:38:00,122
- Ow.
- 642
- 00:38:01,323 --> 00:38:02,191
- Ow!
- 643
- 00:38:06,495 --> 00:38:07,662
- What happened?
- 644
- 00:38:09,131 --> 00:38:10,199
- Oh, hi, honey.
- 645
- 00:38:13,502 --> 00:38:14,802
- Did you punch me
- in the head?
- 646
- 00:38:16,038 --> 00:38:17,839
- What? No.
- 647
- 00:38:19,975 --> 00:38:21,676
- It feels like
- you punched me in the head.
- 648
- 00:38:22,211 --> 00:38:23,212
- Well, I didn't.
- 649
- 00:38:24,113 --> 00:38:25,847
- If you had have
- punched me in the head...
- 650
- 00:38:26,714 --> 00:38:28,050
- would you lie about it?
- 651
- 00:38:29,285 --> 00:38:30,219
- Yes.
- 652
- 00:38:31,153 --> 00:38:32,087
- Yes, I would.
- 653
- 00:38:34,056 --> 00:38:34,924
- See...
- 654
- 00:38:36,025 --> 00:38:38,793
- now that you've said
- you would lie about it,
- 655
- 00:38:38,826 --> 00:38:41,230
- that makes me think that
- you did punch me in the head.
- 656
- 00:38:43,265 --> 00:38:44,699
- Yeah, I...
- 657
- 00:38:44,732 --> 00:38:46,302
- I can see why
- it would look like that.
- 658
- 00:38:47,303 --> 00:38:48,637
- And knock me out?
- 659
- 00:38:48,671 --> 00:38:50,838
- You may have blacked out
- for a little bit.
- 660
- 00:38:51,540 --> 00:38:52,774
- A little bit?
- 661
- 00:38:52,807 --> 00:38:54,709
- Well... Well, how long?
- 662
- 00:38:55,311 --> 00:38:56,278
- About an hour.
- 663
- 00:38:57,279 --> 00:38:58,247
- An hour?
- 664
- 00:39:00,382 --> 00:39:02,251
- Well, how did I
- get on the bed?
- 665
- 00:39:02,284 --> 00:39:03,785
- I carried you.
- 666
- 00:39:04,587 --> 00:39:06,155
- You carried me?
- 667
- 00:39:06,188 --> 00:39:08,290
- Yeah, I thought you'd think that
- you just fell asleep or something.
- 668
- 00:39:08,691 --> 00:39:09,824
- Oh, nice.
- 669
- 00:39:10,893 --> 00:39:12,561
- Right, so just to clarify,
- 670
- 00:39:12,595 --> 00:39:14,096
- you did punch me in the head.
- 671
- 00:39:14,597 --> 00:39:15,698
- Yeah.
- 672
- 00:39:16,899 --> 00:39:18,000
- Right.
- 673
- 00:39:18,033 --> 00:39:20,002
- - Where are you going?
- - I'm going for a walk.
- 674
- 00:39:20,802 --> 00:39:22,338
- Well, it's really late.
- 675
- 00:39:22,371 --> 00:39:24,573
- Yeah? Well, I'd probably be safer
- out there than I will in here,
- 676
- 00:39:24,607 --> 00:39:25,941
- you violent assaultist.
- 677
- 00:39:27,842 --> 00:39:29,111
- See you later, Rocky Balboa.
- 678
- 00:39:43,559 --> 00:39:44,627
- Hi.
- 679
- 00:39:45,361 --> 00:39:47,029
- - Oh, hi.
- - Do you want one?
- 680
- 00:39:47,997 --> 00:39:49,265
- Ooh.
- 681
- 00:39:49,298 --> 00:39:50,299
- Don't mind if I do.
- 682
- 00:39:51,133 --> 00:39:52,268
- Like a cheeky old fag.
- 683
- 00:39:53,402 --> 00:39:54,637
- Cigarettes.
- 684
- 00:39:55,070 --> 00:39:56,005
- Hmm.
- 685
- 00:40:03,479 --> 00:40:05,748
- - You okay?
- - Yep. I'm... I'm Chris.
- 686
- 00:40:06,048 --> 00:40:07,016
- Carli.
- 687
- 00:40:07,416 --> 00:40:08,783
- Thanks.
- 688
- 00:40:08,816 --> 00:40:11,320
- Um... Am I bleeding?
- 689
- 00:40:11,353 --> 00:40:13,222
- Bleeding?
- No. Why?
- 690
- 00:40:13,255 --> 00:40:14,123
- What did you do?
- 691
- 00:40:14,156 --> 00:40:16,158
- My girlfriend punched me.
- 692
- 00:40:16,191 --> 00:40:17,693
- - She did?
- - Yeah.
- 693
- 00:40:17,726 --> 00:40:18,761
- Why?
- 694
- 00:40:19,361 --> 00:40:21,030
- Probably because of you.
- 695
- 00:40:21,063 --> 00:40:22,264
- Because of me?
- 696
- 00:40:22,298 --> 00:40:23,666
- Mmm, what did I do?
- 697
- 00:40:24,166 --> 00:40:25,134
- Well...
- 698
- 00:40:26,001 --> 00:40:28,103
- she thought
- you were flirting with me.
- 699
- 00:40:28,671 --> 00:40:29,871
- I was.
- 700
- 00:40:30,272 --> 00:40:31,206
- Oh.
- 701
- 00:40:32,474 --> 00:40:33,942
- That'll...
- 702
- 00:40:33,976 --> 00:40:35,878
- That'd be why she was annoyed, then.
- 703
- 00:40:35,911 --> 00:40:37,379
- So how long have
- you guys been together?
- 704
- 00:40:38,013 --> 00:40:39,048
- Uh...
- 705
- 00:40:40,282 --> 00:40:41,750
- Going on a year and a half.
- 706
- 00:40:41,784 --> 00:40:43,385
- - You happy?
- - Um...
- 707
- 00:40:44,420 --> 00:40:46,789
- Yeah. Yeah, we'd...
- 708
- 00:40:46,821 --> 00:40:48,957
- We have the occasional spat.
- 709
- 00:40:49,525 --> 00:40:50,993
- You gonna get married?
- 710
- 00:40:51,026 --> 00:40:52,394
- Well, I don't know about that.
- 711
- 00:40:53,828 --> 00:40:56,498
- What about you?
- Have you got a fella, a chap?
- 712
- 00:40:56,532 --> 00:40:58,734
- No. All alone.
- 713
- 00:40:58,767 --> 00:41:01,036
- Oh, I find that
- hard to believe.
- 714
- 00:41:01,670 --> 00:41:03,472
- It's true. No one wants me.
- 715
- 00:41:03,505 --> 00:41:05,040
- I find that
- even harder to believe.
- 716
- 00:41:06,909 --> 00:41:09,211
- Truth is, I get bored easy.
- 717
- 00:41:09,244 --> 00:41:11,714
- Yeah. The old boredom.
- 718
- 00:41:11,747 --> 00:41:14,149
- - Yeah. Yeah.
- - Sets in, doesn't it?
- 719
- 00:41:14,183 --> 00:41:15,984
- Life's too short
- for just one cock.
- 720
- 00:41:16,552 --> 00:41:17,686
- What?
- 721
- 00:41:19,388 --> 00:41:20,756
- I mean, what...
- 722
- 00:41:20,789 --> 00:41:22,758
- What if it's, uh...
- What if it's great, a great cock?
- 723
- 00:41:22,791 --> 00:41:24,393
- What's your definition
- of a great cock?
- 724
- 00:41:25,794 --> 00:41:27,029
- I don't know.
- 725
- 00:41:28,530 --> 00:41:30,032
- A long, wide...
- 726
- 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,103
- girthy one, you know,
- a nice one. That's nice.
- 727
- 00:41:34,136 --> 00:41:36,305
- - Is that what yours is like?
- - Mine?
- 728
- 00:41:36,338 --> 00:41:37,740
- - Yeah.
- - Uh...
- 729
- 00:41:37,773 --> 00:41:40,209
- I mean, mine's like okay,
- I suppose.
- 730
- 00:41:40,242 --> 00:41:41,677
- - Show me.
- - What?
- 731
- 00:41:41,977 --> 00:41:43,379
- Show me.
- 732
- 00:41:43,412 --> 00:41:44,980
- - Excuse me?
- - Oh, come on.
- 733
- 00:41:45,013 --> 00:41:46,548
- I promise
- I'm not gonna touch it.
- 734
- 00:41:46,582 --> 00:41:48,083
- I know, but...
- 735
- 00:41:48,117 --> 00:41:49,852
- I've got a girlfriend.
- 736
- 00:41:49,885 --> 00:41:51,286
- One who punches you
- in the face.
- 737
- 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:52,254
- Only the once.
- 738
- 00:41:52,287 --> 00:41:53,655
- Do you wanna fuck me, Chris?
- 739
- 00:41:54,390 --> 00:41:55,224
- Ooh.
- 740
- 00:41:57,393 --> 00:42:00,295
- It's a nice... Nice thing
- to say, isn't it? But, uh...
- 741
- 00:42:01,497 --> 00:42:03,866
- You know, I'm sure
- that'd be lovely. Very...
- 742
- 00:42:04,867 --> 00:42:08,871
- extravagant, yeah.
- Excellent night's work.
- 743
- 00:42:09,405 --> 00:42:10,806
- And nice fun, but...
- 744
- 00:42:10,839 --> 00:42:12,107
- You know,
- it's just I've got...
- 745
- 00:42:12,141 --> 00:42:13,542
- I wasn't offering.
- 746
- 00:42:13,575 --> 00:42:15,677
- I'm simply asking if it's
- something that you'd want to do.
- 747
- 00:42:15,711 --> 00:42:17,246
- Oh, right, yes.
- 748
- 00:42:17,279 --> 00:42:19,915
- Yeah. It's more of an offer
- not on the table, but...
- 749
- 00:42:21,383 --> 00:42:22,251
- Chris!
- 750
- 00:42:27,689 --> 00:42:29,825
- Ooh, ooh.
- 751
- 00:42:29,858 --> 00:42:32,961
- - Fuck. What the fuck, Chris?
- - What the fuck, Chris!
- 752
- 00:42:33,395 --> 00:42:34,596
- Oh, my God!
- 753
- 00:42:34,630 --> 00:42:36,265
- "Oh, my God,
- I'm so fucking cute.
- 754
- 00:42:36,298 --> 00:42:39,501
- "I've got really pointy nipples
- and I'm so fucking cute." Chris!
- 755
- 00:42:39,535 --> 00:42:41,837
- Oh, my God! Oh, God!
- 756
- 00:42:42,438 --> 00:42:43,439
- Fuck.
- 757
- 00:42:43,472 --> 00:42:45,207
- That's it. That's it.
- 758
- 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:46,508
- Can't do this anymore.
- 759
- 00:42:46,542 --> 00:42:47,609
- Oh, my God,
- I need to get of here.
- 760
- 00:42:47,643 --> 00:42:49,378
- Get me out
- of this fucking game!
- 761
- 00:42:50,813 --> 00:42:52,214
- Shit, shit, shit.
- 762
- 00:42:58,554 --> 00:43:00,756
- Oh, my God.
- 763
- 00:43:04,693 --> 00:43:05,994
- Lucy!
- 764
- 00:43:06,528 --> 00:43:07,763
- - Lucy.
- - Fuck off!
- 765
- 00:43:07,796 --> 00:43:09,431
- You'll never believe
- what just happened.
- 766
- 00:43:09,465 --> 00:43:11,266
- I threw up on the stairs.
- 767
- 00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:12,534
- Do you think I should
- tell someone about that?
- 768
- 00:43:12,568 --> 00:43:14,002
- What the fuck
- is wrong with you?
- 769
- 00:43:14,036 --> 00:43:16,171
- I don't know. I think I'm just
- not as fit as I used to be.
- 770
- 00:43:16,205 --> 00:43:17,941
- My chest hurts.
- 771
- 00:43:17,973 --> 00:43:19,508
- - Think I should sit down a bit.
- - No!
- 772
- 00:43:19,541 --> 00:43:20,709
- I'm not talking
- about that, Chris.
- 773
- 00:43:20,742 --> 00:43:21,777
- You kissed another girl!
- 774
- 00:43:21,810 --> 00:43:22,744
- I didn't, though.
- 775
- 00:43:22,778 --> 00:43:24,413
- You did!
- I just fucking saw you!
- 776
- 00:43:24,446 --> 00:43:25,581
- I just saw you.
- 777
- 00:43:25,614 --> 00:43:26,748
- She kissed me.
- 778
- 00:43:26,782 --> 00:43:28,383
- I had nothing
- to do with it.
- 779
- 00:43:28,417 --> 00:43:31,019
- A... Americans are strong,
- aren't they? Like...
- 780
- 00:43:31,053 --> 00:43:33,455
- No, it wasn't your fault,
- was it? It never is!
- 781
- 00:43:33,489 --> 00:43:35,023
- - What do you mean?
- - I mean, Chris,
- 782
- 00:43:35,057 --> 00:43:37,493
- you never take responsibility
- for anything.
- 783
- 00:43:37,526 --> 00:43:38,760
- You just bumble through life.
- 784
- 00:43:38,794 --> 00:43:40,462
- "I'm Chris.
- I'm really funny.
- 785
- 00:43:40,496 --> 00:43:42,431
- "And nothing
- is ever my fault."
- 786
- 00:43:42,464 --> 00:43:44,166
- When the fuck are you
- going to grow up?
- 787
- 00:43:45,434 --> 00:43:46,835
- I said I'm sorry.
- 788
- 00:43:50,072 --> 00:43:51,173
- That's just it.
- 789
- 00:43:52,641 --> 00:43:54,076
- You haven't...
- 790
- 00:43:54,109 --> 00:43:56,211
- You haven't said you're sorry,
- not once.
- 791
- 00:43:57,579 --> 00:43:58,647
- And you know what?
- 792
- 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,215
- I don't think I want to
- do this anymore.
- 793
- 00:44:00,749 --> 00:44:01,985
- I think I'm done.
- 794
- 00:44:04,419 --> 00:44:05,687
- I'm done.
- 795
- 00:44:06,421 --> 00:44:07,256
- Done?
- 796
- 00:44:07,723 --> 00:44:09,091
- - Yeah.
- - What...
- 797
- 00:44:09,124 --> 00:44:09,893
- What does "done" mean?
- 798
- 00:44:09,926 --> 00:44:11,860
- It means I'm done.
- 799
- 00:44:11,895 --> 00:44:14,263
- Done. Done.
- Done. Done.
- 800
- 00:44:15,430 --> 00:44:16,632
- Done.
- 801
- 00:44:22,638 --> 00:44:25,274
- <i>♪ Dun, dun ta dun dun
- Dun, dun ta dun dun</i>
- 802
- 00:44:25,307 --> 00:44:28,878
- <i>♪ Dun, dun ta dun dun
- Dun, dun ta dun</i>
- 803
- 00:44:28,912 --> 00:44:29,778
- You know it.
- 804
- 00:44:29,811 --> 00:44:31,780
- <i>♪ Dun, dun ta dun dun</i>
- 805
- 00:44:31,813 --> 00:44:35,183
- <i>♪ Ru tu tu tu du
- Ta ta da ta ♪</i>
- 806
- 00:44:48,397 --> 00:44:49,398
- Lucy.
- 807
- 00:45:22,230 --> 00:45:23,332
- She'll be back.
- 808
- 00:45:56,933 --> 00:45:57,633
- Hi.
- 809
- 00:45:57,666 --> 00:45:58,901
- What I get you?
- 810
- 00:45:58,935 --> 00:46:00,869
- - Just a Coke, please.
- <i>- Bene.</i>
- 811
- 00:46:00,903 --> 00:46:01,737
- Thanks.
- 812
- 00:46:04,539 --> 00:46:05,774
- Just stick with
- the sausage, Chris.
- 813
- 00:46:05,807 --> 00:46:07,643
- Stick with the sausage
- and chips.
- 814
- 00:46:16,085 --> 00:46:17,152
- Hey.
- 815
- 00:46:17,185 --> 00:46:18,420
- I'm Adriana.
- 816
- 00:46:18,955 --> 00:46:20,123
- Lucy.
- 817
- 00:46:20,155 --> 00:46:21,657
- What the fuck is that?
- 818
- 00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:26,461
- Looks like some sort of...
- 819
- 00:46:27,362 --> 00:46:28,797
- pregnancy test, isn't it?
- 820
- 00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,070
- Oh, well.
- 821
- 00:46:35,170 --> 00:46:36,304
- No.
- 822
- 00:46:45,982 --> 00:46:47,616
- It's all in fucking Italian.
- 823
- 00:46:47,649 --> 00:46:48,784
- <i>So,
- what happened then?</i>
- 824
- 00:46:49,451 --> 00:46:50,452
- What?
- 825
- 00:46:50,485 --> 00:46:53,089
- How come you're in a bar
- all on your own?
- 826
- 00:46:54,256 --> 00:46:56,458
- Uh, I had an argument
- with my boyfriend.
- 827
- 00:46:56,491 --> 00:46:57,426
- About what?
- 828
- 00:46:57,994 --> 00:46:59,361
- He kissed another girl.
- 829
- 00:46:59,394 --> 00:47:00,629
- I mean, he...
- 830
- 00:47:00,662 --> 00:47:02,131
- He said that
- she kissed him,
- 831
- 00:47:02,165 --> 00:47:03,832
- and therefore,
- it wasn't his fault.
- 832
- 00:47:03,865 --> 00:47:05,600
- And you don't believe him?
- 833
- 00:47:05,634 --> 00:47:07,369
- Well I mean,
- she was really hot.
- 834
- 00:47:07,402 --> 00:47:08,403
- So?
- 835
- 00:47:08,437 --> 00:47:10,572
- So it literally took him
- about six months
- 836
- 00:47:10,605 --> 00:47:12,374
- to build up the courage
- to kiss me.
- 837
- 00:47:12,407 --> 00:47:14,010
- He's known this girl for...
- 838
- 00:47:14,643 --> 00:47:15,777
- six seconds?
- 839
- 00:47:15,811 --> 00:47:16,879
- And he could've stopped it?
- 840
- 00:47:16,913 --> 00:47:19,015
- Um, yes,
- he could've stopped it.
- 841
- 00:47:19,048 --> 00:47:20,816
- What? It's not
- that hard, is it?
- 842
- 00:47:28,557 --> 00:47:30,026
- Okay.
- 843
- 00:47:30,059 --> 00:47:32,861
- So, you were
- supposed to stop me.
- 844
- 00:47:33,662 --> 00:47:35,131
- Okay.
- 845
- 00:47:35,630 --> 00:47:37,866
- Well, cool. Sorry.
- 846
- 00:47:37,900 --> 00:47:40,103
- So, he could be
- telling the truth.
- 847
- 00:47:40,136 --> 00:47:41,904
- I mean, yeah.
- 848
- 00:47:41,938 --> 00:47:43,672
- Yeah, I guess he could be.
- 849
- 00:48:02,992 --> 00:48:03,759
- Oh, my...
- 850
- 00:48:03,792 --> 00:48:05,061
- Well, I mean,
- 851
- 00:48:05,094 --> 00:48:06,828
- that's not the only thing
- that fucks me off about him.
- 852
- 00:48:06,862 --> 00:48:09,098
- Okay. So, tell me.
- 853
- 00:48:09,132 --> 00:48:12,101
- Um, well, he is...
- 854
- 00:48:12,135 --> 00:48:13,468
- He's very childish.
- 855
- 00:48:13,502 --> 00:48:17,372
- Um, I mean, like,
- extremely childish.
- 856
- 00:48:17,405 --> 00:48:18,774
- And he's just,
- 857
- 00:48:18,807 --> 00:48:21,177
- he's got no...
- no passion for anything,
- 858
- 00:48:21,210 --> 00:48:22,677
- no drive at all.
- 859
- 00:48:22,711 --> 00:48:24,947
- He doesn't smoke but
- he definitely drinks too much
- 860
- 00:48:24,981 --> 00:48:27,016
- and he masturbates a lot.
- 861
- 00:48:27,049 --> 00:48:28,850
- Yeah, it's weird.
- 862
- 00:48:28,885 --> 00:48:32,021
- And what do you
- love about him?
- 863
- 00:48:35,323 --> 00:48:37,692
- Well...
- 864
- 00:48:40,695 --> 00:48:41,931
- Um...
- 865
- 00:48:43,632 --> 00:48:45,902
- Okay. So it shouldn't be
- taking this long.
- 866
- 00:48:45,935 --> 00:48:48,403
- No, I know. I know.
- 867
- 00:48:48,436 --> 00:48:49,906
- But there is stuff.
- 868
- 00:48:49,939 --> 00:48:52,175
- - Obviously there is stuff.
- - Stuff?
- 869
- 00:48:52,208 --> 00:48:53,242
- You use the word "stuff"
- 870
- 00:48:53,276 --> 00:48:55,377
- to describe the man
- you're in love with?
- 871
- 00:48:58,948 --> 00:49:00,849
- Yeah, that's not good,
- is it?
- 872
- 00:49:03,119 --> 00:49:06,055
- <i>So, what are you
- going to do now, then?</i>
- 873
- 00:49:06,088 --> 00:49:09,292
- <i>Um... I think
- I'll just go home.</i>
- 874
- 00:49:09,825 --> 00:49:11,127
- Where's home?
- 875
- 00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:12,494
- - London.
- - London?
- 876
- 00:49:12,527 --> 00:49:13,562
- I live in London.
- 877
- 00:49:13,595 --> 00:49:15,231
- I'm currently
- on a placement year here.
- 878
- 00:49:15,264 --> 00:49:17,967
- Oh, my God, it's such a small
- world, isn't it?
- 879
- 00:49:18,867 --> 00:49:20,435
- Well, what were you doing here?
- 880
- 00:49:20,468 --> 00:49:21,503
- We were supposed to be
- 881
- 00:49:21,536 --> 00:49:23,672
- on a 10-day trip
- around Europe.
- 882
- 00:49:23,705 --> 00:49:25,774
- So, why would you
- go home then?
- 883
- 00:49:25,807 --> 00:49:27,977
- That's the last thing
- you should do.
- 884
- 00:49:28,476 --> 00:49:29,477
- Why?
- 885
- 00:49:29,511 --> 00:49:31,546
- You don't need him to
- 886
- 00:49:31,580 --> 00:49:32,882
- go to a coffee shop with
- 887
- 00:49:32,915 --> 00:49:34,583
- or go to a museum with
- 888
- 00:49:34,616 --> 00:49:37,419
- or him buy you a bus ticket.
- 889
- 00:49:37,452 --> 00:49:39,788
- You have so much
- to think about.
- 890
- 00:49:40,488 --> 00:49:41,991
- You can do it on your own.
- 891
- 00:49:47,296 --> 00:49:48,763
- Yeah. I don't know.
- 892
- 00:49:49,865 --> 00:49:52,101
- Where's next
- on the adventure?
- 893
- 00:49:52,134 --> 00:49:55,570
- Um, I'm supposed to get a 10:00 a.m.
- train to Venice.
- 894
- 00:49:55,604 --> 00:49:56,872
- <i>I have a friend in Venice</i>
- 895
- 00:49:56,906 --> 00:49:58,373
- <i>who you can
- totally crash with.</i>
- 896
- 00:49:58,406 --> 00:49:59,275
- <i>Adriana.</i>
- 897
- 00:49:59,308 --> 00:50:00,675
- <i>She'd be
- happy to have you.</i>
- 898
- 00:50:00,709 --> 00:50:01,776
- <i>Do you have a pen and paper?</i>
- 899
- 00:50:01,810 --> 00:50:03,745
- <i>You really
- don't have to do that.</i>
- 900
- 00:50:03,778 --> 00:50:04,881
- <i>She's called Mia.</i>
- 901
- 00:50:04,914 --> 00:50:07,049
- And she's amazing.
- 902
- 00:50:07,083 --> 00:50:08,951
- And she can show you
- the real Venice.
- 903
- 00:50:08,985 --> 00:50:10,987
- You can just
- crash on her sofa.
- 904
- 00:50:11,020 --> 00:50:13,055
- Oh, my God.
- Thank you.
- 905
- 00:50:13,089 --> 00:50:14,556
- Honestly, you don't
- have to do that.
- 906
- 00:50:14,589 --> 00:50:16,225
- But thank you very much.
- 907
- 00:50:17,859 --> 00:50:19,728
- So, what are you
- going to do now?
- 908
- 00:50:21,130 --> 00:50:23,299
- Probably just
- get another hostel.
- 909
- 00:50:23,332 --> 00:50:24,666
- You can stay with me. Yeah.
- 910
- 00:50:24,699 --> 00:50:25,667
- Oh, my God!
- 911
- 00:50:25,700 --> 00:50:28,436
- - No, I live five minutes away.
- - Really?
- 912
- 00:50:28,470 --> 00:50:30,006
- And it's really
- simple and basic
- 913
- 00:50:30,039 --> 00:50:33,175
- but it's home
- and I'd love to have you.
- 914
- 00:50:33,209 --> 00:50:34,944
- <i>- Really?</i>
- <i>- I insist.</i>
- 915
- 00:50:35,810 --> 00:50:36,678
- <i>Drink up.</i>
- 916
- 00:51:08,244 --> 00:51:09,711
- <i>Carbonara.</i>
- 917
- 00:51:09,744 --> 00:51:10,679
- Ciao.
- 918
- 00:51:10,712 --> 00:51:12,348
- Buzzing in here, innit?
- 919
- 00:51:12,381 --> 00:51:13,082
- What I get you?
- 920
- 00:51:13,115 --> 00:51:15,351
- Oh, I'll have a beer, please.
- 921
- 00:51:20,789 --> 00:51:23,159
- It's four euro.
- 922
- 00:51:25,660 --> 00:51:26,494
- Thanks.
- 923
- 00:51:27,696 --> 00:51:29,131
- - Okay.
- - Keep the change.
- 924
- 00:51:29,165 --> 00:51:29,932
- <i>Grazie.</i>
- 925
- 00:51:33,169 --> 00:51:34,236
- What's that?
- 926
- 00:51:37,373 --> 00:51:38,606
- No. No.
- 927
- 00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:41,043
- Yes.
- 928
- 00:51:42,244 --> 00:51:43,578
- Lay your key?
- 929
- 00:51:46,916 --> 00:51:48,616
- Yeah, you haven't
- got much <i>le,</i> have you?
- 930
- 00:51:48,650 --> 00:51:50,286
- It's all on your chest,
- isn't it?
- 931
- 00:51:52,254 --> 00:51:53,588
- What's happening now?
- 932
- 00:51:57,293 --> 00:51:58,394
- I'm not Italian.
- 933
- 00:51:58,427 --> 00:51:59,627
- Ah, here.
- 934
- 00:51:59,661 --> 00:52:00,762
- - Ah.
- - <i>Le,</i> here.
- 935
- 00:52:00,795 --> 00:52:02,098
- Shall I lay here?
- 936
- 00:52:02,131 --> 00:52:02,864
- - No. No.
- - No?
- 937
- 00:52:02,898 --> 00:52:05,201
- <i>Le ara,</i> here. Here.
- 938
- 00:52:05,234 --> 00:52:07,470
- - Here.
- - Here.
- 939
- 00:52:07,502 --> 00:52:09,405
- - Oh, here!
- <i>- Si.</i>
- 940
- 00:52:09,438 --> 00:52:11,773
- Ah, got you! Here.
- 941
- 00:52:11,806 --> 00:52:13,641
- <i>♪ We can hear
- You can hear</i>
- 942
- 00:52:13,675 --> 00:52:15,844
- <i>♪ I can hear
- We can all hear</i>
- 943
- 00:52:16,578 --> 00:52:18,347
- <i>♪ I got a beer</i>
- 944
- 00:52:18,381 --> 00:52:19,882
- <i>♪ I was just going to
- Go over here ♪</i>
- 945
- 00:52:19,915 --> 00:52:21,516
- - Okay, yes. You go.
- - Yeah.
- 946
- 00:52:21,549 --> 00:52:22,617
- - Yeah, go.
- - Yes.
- 947
- 00:52:22,650 --> 00:52:24,286
- - <i>Si.</i>
- - <i>Si.</i> Now, ta!
- 948
- 00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:25,187
- Ciao!
- 949
- 00:52:52,647 --> 00:52:54,849
- - <i>Salute.</i>
- - <i>Salute.</i>
- 950
- 00:53:01,023 --> 00:53:03,025
- - <i>Salute.</i>
- - <i>Salute.</i>
- 951
- 00:53:05,593 --> 00:53:06,495
- Oh!
- 952
- 00:53:20,443 --> 00:53:21,776
- Fuck's sake.
- 953
- 00:53:57,612 --> 00:53:58,447
- Morning.
- 954
- 00:53:59,081 --> 00:54:00,082
- Hi.
- 955
- 00:54:00,116 --> 00:54:01,417
- I'd like to check out, please.
- 956
- 00:54:01,450 --> 00:54:03,552
- Okay. Did you enjoy your stay?
- 957
- 00:54:03,586 --> 00:54:06,455
- You know,
- it wasn't the best.
- 958
- 00:54:06,489 --> 00:54:08,124
- I'm sorry to hear that.
- 959
- 00:54:08,157 --> 00:54:10,292
- Anything else
- I can help you with?
- 960
- 00:54:10,326 --> 00:54:11,659
- Um, do you have a map?
- 961
- 00:54:11,693 --> 00:54:12,694
- Sure.
- 962
- 00:54:14,296 --> 00:54:15,531
- - Here.
- - Oh...
- 963
- 00:54:15,564 --> 00:54:17,333
- The girl working
- last night, Carli?
- 964
- 00:54:17,366 --> 00:54:18,300
- Yes.
- 965
- 00:54:18,334 --> 00:54:19,935
- Could you, uh, say
- goodbye to her for me?
- 966
- 00:54:19,969 --> 00:54:21,769
- Of course.
- She's my girlfriend.
- 967
- 00:54:23,038 --> 00:54:23,872
- Come again.
- 968
- 00:54:23,906 --> 00:54:25,374
- She's my girlfriend.
- 969
- 00:54:26,808 --> 00:54:27,910
- Good luck with that.
- 970
- 00:54:27,943 --> 00:54:29,777
- - Oh, do you have the time?
- - Yeah.
- 971
- 00:54:31,313 --> 00:54:32,847
- - 9:50.
- - 9:50?
- 972
- 00:54:32,882 --> 00:54:35,451
- - 9:50. Yes.
- - As in 10 to 10?
- 973
- 00:54:35,484 --> 00:54:36,886
- - Yes.
- - Shit!
- 974
- 00:55:16,592 --> 00:55:18,060
- Not even bloody close.
- 975
- 00:55:27,903 --> 00:55:31,073
- <i>♪ You were in the flow
- Of things</i>
- 976
- 00:55:32,608 --> 00:55:34,143
- <i>♪ Don't you know</i>
- 977
- 00:55:34,176 --> 00:55:38,948
- <i>♪ I was there with you
- Somehow, somehow</i>
- 978
- 00:55:40,449 --> 00:55:42,284
- <i>♪ Windows in the sun</i>
- 979
- 00:55:42,318 --> 00:55:46,422
- <i>♪ I think I can see you</i>
- 980
- 00:55:46,455 --> 00:55:51,493
- <i>♪ The light is on the run
- And it's going nowhere</i>
- 981
- 00:55:53,828 --> 00:55:58,667
- <i>♪ Hello to you</i>
- 982
- 00:55:58,701 --> 00:56:04,240
- <i>♪ Did you ever know that you
- Were in the middle of my mind</i>
- 983
- 00:56:06,475 --> 00:56:11,347
- <i>♪ Hello to you</i>
- 984
- 00:56:11,380 --> 00:56:17,386
- <i>♪ I could never figure out
- Why you were so hard to find</i>
- 985
- 00:56:25,961 --> 00:56:32,134
- <i>♪ You were in the sand
- Dancing forever</i>
- 986
- 00:56:32,167 --> 00:56:37,306
- <i>♪ I was there with you
- Somehow, somehow</i>
- 987
- 00:56:39,408 --> 00:56:44,346
- <i>♪ Hello to you</i>
- 988
- 00:56:44,380 --> 00:56:49,518
- <i>♪ Did you ever know that you
- Were in the middle of my mind</i>
- 989
- 00:56:51,887 --> 00:56:54,822
- <i>♪ Hello to you</i>
- 990
- 00:56:54,856 --> 00:56:56,791
- - Hi.
- - Hi.
- 991
- 00:56:56,824 --> 00:56:58,860
- - Is that a poo?
- - Yep.
- 992
- 00:56:58,894 --> 00:56:59,962
- Potent, isn't it?
- 993
- 00:56:59,995 --> 00:57:01,430
- Really stings the old nostrils.
- 994
- 00:57:01,463 --> 00:57:03,732
- - Uh, I've smelled worse.
- - Lovely.
- 995
- 00:57:03,766 --> 00:57:04,767
- Um...
- 996
- 00:57:05,668 --> 00:57:06,935
- You haven't seen this girl,
- have you?
- 997
- 00:57:07,835 --> 00:57:09,238
- No, I'm afraid not.
- 998
- 00:57:09,271 --> 00:57:10,939
- Okay. No worries.
- 999
- 00:57:10,973 --> 00:57:12,341
- Would you like a room?
- 1000
- 00:57:13,442 --> 00:57:15,377
- - I'm good, thanks. See you later, mate.
- - Okay.
- 1001
- 00:57:36,065 --> 00:57:38,334
- Here you go.
- Decaf.
- 1002
- 00:57:39,268 --> 00:57:40,235
- Thanks.
- 1003
- 00:57:41,036 --> 00:57:42,037
- You okay?
- 1004
- 00:57:42,938 --> 00:57:44,173
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- 1005
- 00:57:45,007 --> 00:57:46,909
- You know, it's okay
- not to be okay.
- 1006
- 00:57:49,912 --> 00:57:52,948
- So, I'm in Venice.
- 1007
- 00:57:54,149 --> 00:57:56,085
- Decided to have a little
- go on a gondolier.
- 1008
- 00:57:57,353 --> 00:57:58,354
- It's good.
- 1009
- 00:57:59,355 --> 00:58:00,489
- Come meet me mate here.
- 1010
- 00:58:03,359 --> 00:58:04,460
- It's not what his name is.
- 1011
- 00:58:06,929 --> 00:58:09,732
- <i>- Buongiorno!
- - Buongiorno!</i>
- 1012
- 00:58:09,765 --> 00:58:12,134
- <i>- Buongiorno!
- - Buongiorno!</i>
- 1013
- 00:58:13,802 --> 00:58:17,005
- Fitting in for
- the old <i>locales.</i>
- 1014
- 00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:20,042
- What is it they say?
- 1015
- 00:58:20,075 --> 00:58:22,077
- "Plenty more fish in the sea."
- 1016
- 00:58:23,212 --> 00:58:25,748
- Yeah, that is...
- That is what they say.
- 1017
- 00:58:26,648 --> 00:58:29,785
- <i>♪ I'm here in Venice</i>
- 1018
- 00:58:29,818 --> 00:58:32,588
- Right, that's it,
- tonight we're going out.
- 1019
- 00:58:32,621 --> 00:58:34,857
- <i>♪ I'm going to find her</i>
- 1020
- 00:58:35,657 --> 00:58:38,761
- <i>♪ And tell her I'm sorry</i>
- 1021
- 00:58:38,794 --> 00:58:40,062
- We're going to go out,
- we're going to have fun,
- 1022
- 00:58:40,095 --> 00:58:41,597
- we're going to go dancing.
- 1023
- 00:58:41,630 --> 00:58:44,266
- - I've got nothing to wear.
- - It's fine.
- 1024
- 00:58:44,299 --> 00:58:45,801
- I know the perfect place.
- 1025
- 00:59:16,532 --> 00:59:17,533
- Sorry...
- 1026
- 00:59:20,469 --> 00:59:22,471
- Okay. I'm going to go.
- I'll go.
- 1027
- 00:59:22,504 --> 00:59:24,173
- Bye. Friendly here, aren't they?
- 1028
- 01:00:01,777 --> 01:00:02,778
- Hello, old lady.
- 1029
- 01:00:07,316 --> 01:00:08,450
- It's hot, innit?
- 1030
- 01:00:09,618 --> 01:00:11,253
- I don't do that well
- in the heat.
- 1031
- 01:00:12,221 --> 01:00:13,388
- Or the cold.
- 1032
- 01:00:14,690 --> 01:00:16,091
- That's why
- I got an ice cream.
- 1033
- 01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:18,727
- And a sweater in me bag.
- 1034
- 01:00:19,728 --> 01:00:21,096
- Good work with the coat.
- 1035
- 01:00:21,129 --> 01:00:22,464
- Good move, smart.
- 1036
- 01:00:24,934 --> 01:00:27,436
- You don't have anywhere to
- stay, do you, around here?
- 1037
- 01:00:27,469 --> 01:00:29,671
- It's just, the last place
- I was at was, um...
- 1038
- 01:00:29,705 --> 01:00:30,940
- Well, it wasn't very nice.
- 1039
- 01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:33,809
- There was a big shit
- on the floor.
- 1040
- 01:00:34,911 --> 01:00:37,012
- It was like a French stick.
- 1041
- 01:00:37,045 --> 01:00:38,882
- I haven't
- seen anything like it.
- 1042
- 01:00:40,015 --> 01:00:41,985
- I've had a pretty shitty
- couple of days.
- 1043
- 01:00:43,151 --> 01:00:44,820
- Found out
- my girlfriend's pregnant.
- 1044
- 01:00:45,721 --> 01:00:46,956
- That's amazing.
- 1045
- 01:00:47,856 --> 01:00:49,893
- It's pretty good news.
- 1046
- 01:00:49,926 --> 01:00:51,493
- Then she caught me
- kissing another girl
- 1047
- 01:00:51,527 --> 01:00:52,962
- and ran off.
- 1048
- 01:00:53,897 --> 01:00:54,863
- Well, I wasn't
- kissing another girl,
- 1049
- 01:00:54,898 --> 01:00:56,265
- she was kissing me,
- 1050
- 01:00:56,865 --> 01:00:59,134
- but she doesn't know that.
- 1051
- 01:00:59,167 --> 01:01:02,271
- So, I'm pretty much just wandering
- around Venice like a prick.
- 1052
- 01:01:03,505 --> 01:01:05,140
- She's beautiful, my Lucy.
- 1053
- 01:01:06,608 --> 01:01:07,809
- She's amazing.
- 1054
- 01:01:09,111 --> 01:01:12,514
- Like you... You were probably
- beautiful when you were younger.
- 1055
- 01:01:12,548 --> 01:01:14,816
- You're still all right now,
- you know.
- 1056
- 01:01:19,154 --> 01:01:20,890
- I know I'm not much
- to look at.
- 1057
- 01:01:21,757 --> 01:01:23,525
- But I'm funny.
- 1058
- 01:01:23,559 --> 01:01:25,627
- I've got pretty
- good-sized penis,
- 1059
- 01:01:25,661 --> 01:01:27,296
- medium-sized.
- 1060
- 01:01:28,697 --> 01:01:29,865
- You'll never know, though.
- 1061
- 01:01:31,968 --> 01:01:35,939
- Yeah, so that's me,
- just wandering around Venice.
- 1062
- 01:01:35,972 --> 01:01:38,440
- Let me know if you fancy doing
- anything later 'cause
- 1063
- 01:01:38,473 --> 01:01:39,976
- I'm at a loose end.
- 1064
- 01:01:41,176 --> 01:01:45,514
- Probably go out,
- dinner, dance, you know.
- 1065
- 01:01:47,050 --> 01:01:49,451
- All right, well,
- it's been nice chatting.
- 1066
- 01:01:50,485 --> 01:01:51,853
- I love a good chat.
- 1067
- 01:01:53,689 --> 01:01:55,223
- So I'll get off now.
- 1068
- 01:01:55,257 --> 01:01:56,358
- See you later, old lady.
- 1069
- 01:02:37,532 --> 01:02:38,533
- Mia!
- 1070
- 01:03:18,975 --> 01:03:21,176
- - I think he fancies you.
- - Oh, my God, Mia!
- 1071
- 01:03:21,209 --> 01:03:22,277
- He doesn't fancy me.
- 1072
- 01:03:22,310 --> 01:03:23,779
- - I think he fancies you.
- - He doesn't. He fancies you.
- 1073
- 01:03:23,812 --> 01:03:25,982
- Everyone fucking fancies you. You're kidding me.
- 1074
- 01:03:26,015 --> 01:03:28,784
- - Oh, my God!
- - Oh!
- 1075
- 01:03:32,688 --> 01:03:33,890
- Hello.
- 1076
- 01:03:40,163 --> 01:03:44,433
- This is Chris and Lucy's
- trip to Europe.
- 1077
- 01:03:46,368 --> 01:03:47,469
- Here's Chris.
- 1078
- 01:03:49,538 --> 01:03:51,406
- It's not Lucy, is it?
- 1079
- 01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:53,109
- No, it's a big fucking bag,
- 1080
- 01:03:55,610 --> 01:03:57,312
- not Lucy.
- 1081
- 01:03:57,345 --> 01:03:59,182
- Do you know where she is?
- 1082
- 01:03:59,214 --> 01:04:01,516
- Do you know why
- I don't know where she is?
- 1083
- 01:04:01,550 --> 01:04:03,852
- 'Cause she fucked off.
- 1084
- 01:04:04,519 --> 01:04:05,821
- Walked off,
- 1085
- 01:04:06,488 --> 01:04:10,358
- because... because of me.
- 1086
- 01:04:15,363 --> 01:04:18,000
- Because of how I behave.
- 1087
- 01:04:18,034 --> 01:04:20,469
- Because I don't think.
- 1088
- 01:04:24,673 --> 01:04:25,707
- I don't...
- 1089
- 01:04:25,741 --> 01:04:27,509
- I don't think
- about her enough.
- 1090
- 01:04:28,510 --> 01:04:30,113
- But all she does
- is think about me.
- 1091
- 01:04:33,815 --> 01:04:36,919
- So, you stayed here
- even though he left you?
- 1092
- 01:04:36,953 --> 01:04:39,956
- Hell, yeah. This is my home.
- 1093
- 01:04:39,989 --> 01:04:42,024
- Not just gonna run away.
- Fuck that.
- 1094
- 01:04:43,126 --> 01:04:44,894
- Yeah, but weren't you scared?
- 1095
- 01:04:45,827 --> 01:04:48,330
- Oh, my God. Terrified.
- 1096
- 01:04:49,598 --> 01:04:52,300
- But that's how I knew I was
- doing the right thing.
- 1097
- 01:04:54,836 --> 01:04:57,272
- If you're not
- living on the edge
- 1098
- 01:04:58,340 --> 01:05:00,475
- then you're taking up
- too much space.
- 1099
- 01:05:02,744 --> 01:05:05,547
- I mean, I'm not saying that's how
- everyone should live their lives
- 1100
- 01:05:05,580 --> 01:05:07,917
- but it worked for me.
- 1101
- 01:05:10,019 --> 01:05:11,853
- I'm a fucking wanker.
- 1102
- 01:05:12,955 --> 01:05:14,322
- I don't even see it.
- 1103
- 01:05:15,724 --> 01:05:18,094
- I walked
- around in Venice.
- 1104
- 01:05:19,461 --> 01:05:21,063
- I went on a gondolier.
- 1105
- 01:05:21,097 --> 01:05:24,299
- Only it's not a gondolier,
- it's called a gondola.
- 1106
- 01:05:25,101 --> 01:05:26,668
- And I know
- it's called a gondola
- 1107
- 01:05:26,701 --> 01:05:28,905
- but I say gondolier
- 1108
- 01:05:28,938 --> 01:05:30,539
- 'cause I think
- it'll make her laugh.
- 1109
- 01:05:30,572 --> 01:05:32,175
- And it does.
- 1110
- 01:05:32,208 --> 01:05:33,842
- 'Cause I do all the
- other stuff.
- 1111
- 01:05:34,676 --> 01:05:36,511
- I don't say,
- I don't...
- 1112
- 01:05:36,545 --> 01:05:38,047
- Doesn't make
- her laugh.
- 1113
- 01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:41,284
- I don't... think.
- 1114
- 01:05:45,787 --> 01:05:47,455
- So I went on it
- on my own.
- 1115
- 01:05:47,489 --> 01:05:50,826
- I sat next to an old lady
- on a bench on my own.
- 1116
- 01:05:50,859 --> 01:05:53,595
- And she was lovely.
- 1117
- 01:05:55,898 --> 01:05:58,100
- Couldn't understand
- a fucking work I was saying.
- 1118
- 01:06:00,136 --> 01:06:01,803
- But Lucy
- does understand...
- 1119
- 01:06:02,337 --> 01:06:04,539
- the words I say.
- 1120
- 01:06:04,573 --> 01:06:06,608
- That's why I should
- think what I say
- 1121
- 01:06:06,641 --> 01:06:08,211
- before I say it.
- 1122
- 01:06:10,445 --> 01:06:13,015
- I couldn't be more terrified
- right now if I tried.
- 1123
- 01:06:13,815 --> 01:06:15,717
- Fuck him,
- he's a dick...
- 1124
- 01:06:15,750 --> 01:06:17,119
- I'm pregnant.
- 1125
- 01:06:17,719 --> 01:06:18,553
- So...
- 1126
- 01:06:21,523 --> 01:06:22,892
- there's that.
- 1127
- 01:06:22,925 --> 01:06:24,426
- Let me ask you
- a question.
- 1128
- 01:06:26,262 --> 01:06:27,429
- Do you love him?
- 1129
- 01:06:33,269 --> 01:06:34,337
- Yeah.
- 1130
- 01:06:35,570 --> 01:06:37,039
- Fucking hell.
- Look at the rain.
- 1131
- 01:06:39,208 --> 01:06:41,143
- I deserve this,
- I deserve to be...
- 1132
- 01:06:42,912 --> 01:06:44,247
- out in the rain...
- 1133
- 01:06:45,447 --> 01:06:46,949
- on my own.
- 1134
- 01:06:46,983 --> 01:06:49,151
- And she deserves
- to be in somewhere...
- 1135
- 01:06:50,052 --> 01:06:52,420
- nice,
- with nice people.
- 1136
- 01:06:55,291 --> 01:06:57,026
- But we're meant to be.
- 1137
- 01:06:57,059 --> 01:07:00,528
- You know,
- when canals go
- 1138
- 01:07:00,562 --> 01:07:03,632
- in Venice,
- go to places.
- 1139
- 01:07:03,665 --> 01:07:05,734
- We're supposed
- to go to a place.
- 1140
- 01:07:05,767 --> 01:07:07,535
- So I'm gonna go
- on a canal tomorrow
- 1141
- 01:07:07,569 --> 01:07:08,803
- and find her.
- 1142
- 01:07:12,807 --> 01:07:15,378
- And also I'll behave,
- 1143
- 01:07:15,410 --> 01:07:16,511
- and say sorry.
- 1144
- 01:07:19,547 --> 01:07:20,983
- And I'll call it a gondola.
- 1145
- 01:07:26,923 --> 01:07:29,892
- Lucy... I'll see you
- tomorrow.
- 1146
- 01:07:31,060 --> 01:07:32,061
- Bye.
- 1147
- 01:08:36,192 --> 01:08:37,159
- Excuse me.
- 1148
- 01:08:38,928 --> 01:08:42,398
- Um, you haven't seen
- this girl, have you?
- 1149
- 01:08:45,001 --> 01:08:45,968
- No.
- 1150
- 01:08:47,036 --> 01:08:48,471
- But you're not
- really looking.
- 1151
- 01:08:48,503 --> 01:08:50,538
- - No.
- - No?
- 1152
- 01:08:51,706 --> 01:08:54,410
- - No.
- - No?
- 1153
- 01:08:54,776 --> 01:08:55,777
- No.
- 1154
- 01:08:56,879 --> 01:08:58,247
- It's nice, this place,
- isn't it?
- 1155
- 01:09:00,582 --> 01:09:01,917
- Got you there,
- didn't I?
- 1156
- 01:09:12,395 --> 01:09:13,362
- Excuse me.
- 1157
- 01:09:18,833 --> 01:09:20,869
- - Hello.
- - Hello.
- 1158
- 01:09:21,203 --> 01:09:22,038
- Um...
- 1159
- 01:09:23,072 --> 01:09:24,507
- You haven't seen
- this girl, have you?
- 1160
- 01:09:24,539 --> 01:09:26,142
- Is she
- staying here?
- 1161
- 01:09:30,146 --> 01:09:31,414
- No.
- 1162
- 01:09:32,781 --> 01:09:34,083
- Are you sure?
- 1163
- 01:09:35,750 --> 01:09:37,953
- Yes, I'm sure.
- I'm sorry, mate.
- 1164
- 01:09:37,987 --> 01:09:40,489
- Aw.
- That's all right, mate.
- 1165
- 01:09:40,523 --> 01:09:42,058
- - Have a good day.
- - You too.
- 1166
- 01:10:02,777 --> 01:10:04,113
- - Hi.
- - Hello.
- 1167
- 01:10:04,146 --> 01:10:05,847
- Um, I'd like
- a room please.
- 1168
- 01:10:07,416 --> 01:10:09,518
- I've seen
- you before.
- 1169
- 01:10:10,352 --> 01:10:12,188
- Do we know
- each other?
- 1170
- 01:10:12,221 --> 01:10:14,890
- I'm not sure,
- but I've seen you before.
- 1171
- 01:10:14,924 --> 01:10:16,724
- On a...
- on a film.
- 1172
- 01:10:17,759 --> 01:10:18,793
- I'm not
- an actress.
- 1173
- 01:10:18,827 --> 01:10:20,096
- Um...
- 1174
- 01:10:20,129 --> 01:10:22,730
- Can I just
- get a room, please?
- 1175
- 01:10:22,764 --> 01:10:24,133
- Certainly.
- 1176
- 01:11:49,218 --> 01:11:51,086
- Helloo!
- 1177
- 01:11:51,753 --> 01:11:53,222
- Helloo!
- 1178
- 01:12:05,733 --> 01:12:06,969
- Hello.
- 1179
- 01:12:07,002 --> 01:12:08,938
- - Hello.
- - Can I help you?
- 1180
- 01:12:09,905 --> 01:12:11,773
- Yes, you can.
- 1181
- 01:12:11,806 --> 01:12:14,043
- I'd like a room, please.
- 1182
- 01:12:14,076 --> 01:12:15,644
- - Oh, fine...
- - Tala-ba-da-da.
- 1183
- 01:12:16,912 --> 01:12:18,180
- Before you ask...
- 1184
- 01:12:21,951 --> 01:12:23,552
- Mmm-hmm
- 1185
- 01:12:23,586 --> 01:12:25,087
- This ain't my first rodeo.
- 1186
- 01:12:25,888 --> 01:12:28,190
- - There you go.
- - Thank you.
- 1187
- 01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:32,561
- Zom-zom.
- 1188
- 01:12:32,595 --> 01:12:35,231
- Can I...
- can I just say...
- 1189
- 01:12:35,264 --> 01:12:37,832
- that you have
- beautiful eyes.
- 1190
- 01:12:38,267 --> 01:12:39,468
- Both of them.
- 1191
- 01:12:40,369 --> 01:12:42,304
- Contacts?
- 1192
- 01:12:43,172 --> 01:12:45,074
- - No.
- - Amazing.
- 1193
- 01:12:46,175 --> 01:12:48,477
- So, how much
- is it for the old?
- 1194
- 01:12:48,510 --> 01:12:51,146
- So, that'll be 69 euro.
- 1195
- 01:12:51,180 --> 01:12:53,282
- Stone the fucking
- crows, mate.
- 1196
- 01:12:53,649 --> 01:12:54,917
- 'Struth!
- 1197
- 01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:57,852
- I want a room,
- not the building.
- 1198
- 01:12:57,886 --> 01:12:59,488
- Would you like
- the room or not?
- 1199
- 01:12:59,854 --> 01:13:01,624
- Yeah, I do.
- 1200
- 01:13:01,657 --> 01:13:03,959
- - Fine.
- - I was just being funny.
- 1201
- 01:13:03,993 --> 01:13:06,128
- - So...
- - There you go old girl.
- 1202
- 01:13:06,161 --> 01:13:08,631
- Count it out,
- old bean.
- 1203
- 01:13:08,664 --> 01:13:10,832
- There you go, mate.
- 1204
- 01:13:10,865 --> 01:13:13,135
- - Thank you very much...
- - Keep the fucking change.
- 1205
- 01:13:13,168 --> 01:13:16,572
- That's um...
- room 11, 3rd floor.
- 1206
- 01:13:22,344 --> 01:13:24,480
- Good evening.
- Have a good night's sleep.
- 1207
- 01:13:24,513 --> 01:13:26,448
- - Good night.
- - You'll need it.
- 1208
- 01:13:27,316 --> 01:13:28,450
- I love you.
- 1209
- 01:13:57,246 --> 01:13:58,080
- What's that?
- 1210
- 01:13:58,813 --> 01:13:59,814
- Ah!
- 1211
- 01:14:00,316 --> 01:14:01,984
- What the fuck?
- 1212
- 01:14:03,818 --> 01:14:04,920
- Ah, shit!
- 1213
- 01:14:07,423 --> 01:14:08,590
- Whose that?
- 1214
- 01:14:08,624 --> 01:14:09,857
- Whose that?
- 1215
- 01:14:10,959 --> 01:14:13,128
- I'm on a merry go round
- and I don't like it.
- 1216
- 01:15:03,645 --> 01:15:05,748
- - Oh, good morning.
- - Morning.
- 1217
- 01:15:05,781 --> 01:15:07,516
- - Did you have a good stay?
- - I did, yeah.
- 1218
- 01:15:07,549 --> 01:15:09,985
- There was a very loud guy
- this morning, though.
- 1219
- 01:15:10,018 --> 01:15:11,887
- Oh, I think I know
- who you mean.
- 1220
- 01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:13,522
- I hope he wasn't too much
- of a nuisance.
- 1221
- 01:15:13,555 --> 01:15:14,356
- Just drunk, was he?
- 1222
- 01:15:14,390 --> 01:15:16,892
- Yeah. Bit of a
- flirt too, actually.
- 1223
- 01:15:16,925 --> 01:15:18,727
- - Brilliant.
- - Harmless enough, though.
- 1224
- 01:15:18,761 --> 01:15:20,596
- I think he had
- a rough day.
- 1225
- 01:15:20,629 --> 01:15:22,631
- Ah, yeah.
- I know the feeling.
- 1226
- 01:15:22,664 --> 01:15:24,233
- Is there anything
- I can help you with?
- 1227
- 01:15:24,266 --> 01:15:27,102
- Can you tell me the way
- to the Piazza Della Liberta?
- 1228
- 01:15:27,136 --> 01:15:30,172
- Sure. Um, at the door
- turn left
- 1229
- 01:15:30,205 --> 01:15:31,907
- and at the end
- of the street turn right
- 1230
- 01:15:31,940 --> 01:15:33,409
- and it's about
- four blocks away.
- 1231
- 01:15:33,442 --> 01:15:35,511
- - Okay, perfect. Thank you.
- - Okay. You have a great day.
- 1232
- 01:15:35,544 --> 01:15:37,179
- - You too, Ciao.
- - Bye.
- 1233
- 01:15:58,801 --> 01:16:00,102
- Excuse me.
- 1234
- 01:16:02,404 --> 01:16:03,907
- Excuse me!
- 1235
- 01:16:04,706 --> 01:16:07,242
- - Ah, good morning.
- - Good morning.
- 1236
- 01:16:07,276 --> 01:16:08,677
- How are you
- this morning?
- 1237
- 01:16:08,710 --> 01:16:11,680
- Um, well I feel my
- head's gonna explode.
- 1238
- 01:16:11,713 --> 01:16:13,015
- Other than that,
- great thanks.
- 1239
- 01:16:13,048 --> 01:16:14,716
- But you found
- your girl, though?
- 1240
- 01:16:14,750 --> 01:16:16,385
- - What?
- - You found her?
- 1241
- 01:16:16,418 --> 01:16:18,387
- The girl in the film.
- You found her?
- 1242
- 01:16:18,420 --> 01:16:22,691
- No. I've pretty much checked
- every hostel in Florence.
- 1243
- 01:16:22,724 --> 01:16:23,759
- No luck.
- 1244
- 01:16:23,792 --> 01:16:25,994
- - She was here at breakfast.
- - What?
- 1245
- 01:16:26,028 --> 01:16:27,563
- At breakfast
- I saw her.
- 1246
- 01:16:27,596 --> 01:16:28,864
- - At breakfast?
- - Yes.
- 1247
- 01:16:28,898 --> 01:16:29,832
- - Here?
- - Yes.
- 1248
- 01:16:29,865 --> 01:16:31,800
- - Is she still here?
- - I think so.
- 1249
- 01:16:31,834 --> 01:16:33,302
- Uh, I will
- just check.
- 1250
- 01:16:33,335 --> 01:16:35,871
- Emma, could you help
- this gentleman, please?
- 1251
- 01:16:36,738 --> 01:16:38,173
- My girl, you saw my girl?
- 1252
- 01:16:38,207 --> 01:16:40,342
- - Um, the pretty one?
- - Yes, the pretty one.
- 1253
- 01:16:40,375 --> 01:16:41,844
- - My Lucy.
- - She's your girlfriend?
- 1254
- 01:16:41,878 --> 01:16:42,946
- Yes, all right,
- I know I'm punching
- 1255
- 01:16:42,978 --> 01:16:43,979
- but where...
- where is she?
- 1256
- 01:16:44,012 --> 01:16:45,314
- She left
- five minutes ago.
- 1257
- 01:16:45,347 --> 01:16:46,448
- Where did she go?
- 1258
- 01:16:46,482 --> 01:16:48,150
- Piazza Della Liberta.
- 1259
- 01:16:48,984 --> 01:16:49,852
- How do I get there?
- 1260
- 01:16:49,886 --> 01:16:51,320
- Walk out, turn left,
- 1261
- 01:16:51,353 --> 01:16:52,922
- at the end of the street,
- turn right
- 1262
- 01:16:52,956 --> 01:16:54,790
- and then it's about
- four blocks from there.
- 1263
- 01:16:54,823 --> 01:16:56,458
- - You better hurry, though.
- - Thank you.
- 1264
- 01:16:57,961 --> 01:16:59,461
- Don't lose her, mate.
- 1265
- 01:17:05,601 --> 01:17:08,270
- <i>♪ Been here
- once or twice</i>
- 1266
- 01:17:08,303 --> 01:17:11,039
- <i>♪ Never seen you
- Let's decide</i>
- 1267
- 01:17:11,073 --> 01:17:13,575
- <i>♪ Though I hope</i>
- 1268
- 01:17:13,609 --> 01:17:16,144
- <i>♪ So I hope</i>
- 1269
- 01:17:22,317 --> 01:17:25,153
- <i>♪ Still, something
- Just right</i>
- 1270
- 01:17:25,187 --> 01:17:27,823
- <i>♪ Won't find out,
- We'll see what happens</i>
- 1271
- 01:17:27,856 --> 01:17:30,158
- <i>♪ Though I hope</i>
- 1272
- 01:17:30,592 --> 01:17:32,896
- <i>♪ So I hope</i>
- 1273
- 01:17:33,729 --> 01:17:35,564
- <i>♪ Oh</i>
- 1274
- 01:17:36,331 --> 01:17:38,500
- <i>♪ You're still
- The one I want</i>
- 1275
- 01:17:38,534 --> 01:17:41,503
- <i>♪ Yeah, it's been
- This way too long</i>
- 1276
- 01:17:41,537 --> 01:17:44,039
- <i>♪ I'll give you
- Everything</i>
- 1277
- 01:17:44,072 --> 01:17:46,876
- <i>♪ I'll give you
- Everything</i>
- 1278
- 01:17:47,877 --> 01:17:49,811
- <i>♪ Past the point,
- I know</i>
- 1279
- 01:17:49,845 --> 01:17:52,814
- <i>♪ But it seems
- I've gone too far</i>
- 1280
- 01:17:52,848 --> 01:17:55,250
- <i>♪ I'll give you
- Everything</i>
- 1281
- 01:17:55,284 --> 01:17:56,218
- Lucy!
- 1282
- 01:17:56,251 --> 01:17:57,386
- <i>♪ I'll give you everything</i>
- 1283
- 01:17:58,320 --> 01:17:59,221
- Lucy!
- 1284
- 01:18:01,256 --> 01:18:02,524
- Lucy.
- 1285
- 01:18:18,574 --> 01:18:19,408
- Chris?
- 1286
- 01:18:22,778 --> 01:18:23,947
- Lucy.
- 1287
- 01:18:29,919 --> 01:18:31,320
- How did you find me?
- 1288
- 01:18:32,754 --> 01:18:34,323
- We were staying
- at the same hostel.
- 1289
- 01:18:35,390 --> 01:18:36,926
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 1290
- 01:18:38,627 --> 01:18:40,029
- Oh, my God!
- 1291
- 01:18:40,063 --> 01:18:41,797
- You were the drunk guy
- from last night.
- 1292
- 01:18:41,830 --> 01:18:43,599
- Guilty.
- 1293
- 01:18:43,632 --> 01:18:45,467
- You were the drunk
- guy who flirted
- 1294
- 01:18:45,500 --> 01:18:47,202
- with the receptionist,
- again.
- 1295
- 01:18:47,235 --> 01:18:49,104
- That hag?
- Not my cup of tea.
- 1296
- 01:18:49,137 --> 01:18:51,306
- No. She's really
- not your type, is she?
- 1297
- 01:18:51,340 --> 01:18:53,175
- Look, you're my type.
- 1298
- 01:18:54,810 --> 01:18:56,612
- Do you want to kneel down
- or shall I get up?
- 1299
- 01:18:57,546 --> 01:18:58,948
- What do you think?
- 1300
- 01:18:59,481 --> 01:19:00,549
- I'll get up.
- 1301
- 01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:06,990
- Oh!
- 1302
- 01:19:10,726 --> 01:19:12,194
- I don't want
- to let go.
- 1303
- 01:19:13,997 --> 01:19:15,497
- You might
- run off again.
- 1304
- 01:19:20,003 --> 01:19:21,837
- You're not gonna
- run off, are you?
- 1305
- 01:19:30,846 --> 01:19:32,347
- I've been thinking.
- 1306
- 01:19:34,216 --> 01:19:36,284
- I'm sorry for acting
- like such a...
- 1307
- 01:19:37,319 --> 01:19:39,122
- A twat.
- 1308
- 01:19:39,154 --> 01:19:40,455
- What's twat
- in Italian?
- 1309
- 01:19:41,523 --> 01:19:42,357
- Twat.
- 1310
- 01:19:43,158 --> 01:19:44,159
- Is it?
- 1311
- 01:19:45,260 --> 01:19:48,563
- So, um...
- I've been everywhere.
- 1312
- 01:19:50,432 --> 01:19:51,533
- On my own.
- 1313
- 01:19:52,401 --> 01:19:53,535
- But I brought me bag.
- 1314
- 01:19:55,537 --> 01:19:57,073
- - How is your bag?
- - It's fine.
- 1315
- 01:19:57,773 --> 01:19:59,108
- Nice. Good.
- 1316
- 01:20:00,809 --> 01:20:02,210
- How you've been?
- 1317
- 01:20:03,178 --> 01:20:04,212
- Been okay.
- 1318
- 01:20:05,114 --> 01:20:06,548
- You look
- like you have.
- 1319
- 01:20:07,349 --> 01:20:08,985
- Me.
- 1320
- 01:20:10,153 --> 01:20:12,421
- Made friends
- with a little old lady.
- 1321
- 01:20:12,454 --> 01:20:13,689
- Had a good old chat.
- 1322
- 01:20:13,722 --> 01:20:15,490
- Told her
- all about you.
- 1323
- 01:20:16,591 --> 01:20:18,027
- She was nice.
- 1324
- 01:20:18,794 --> 01:20:20,495
- Had a ride on a gondolier.
- 1325
- 01:20:21,663 --> 01:20:23,032
- Sing a song with a guy.
- 1326
- 01:20:24,399 --> 01:20:25,834
- Ate a couple of pizzas.
- 1327
- 01:20:28,537 --> 01:20:30,106
- Jesus Christ!
- Listen to me.
- 1328
- 01:20:31,807 --> 01:20:33,608
- Me, me, me.
- 1329
- 01:20:35,544 --> 01:20:36,578
- I'm sorry.
- 1330
- 01:20:39,481 --> 01:20:40,983
- I'm sorry I'm such an idiot.
- 1331
- 01:20:45,320 --> 01:20:46,388
- Yeah.
- 1332
- 01:20:48,891 --> 01:20:50,325
- But you're my idiot.
- 1333
- 01:20:52,828 --> 01:20:54,296
- Am I?
- 1334
- 01:20:56,231 --> 01:20:57,232
- Yeah.
- 1335
- 01:20:58,901 --> 01:21:00,469
- And look, we...
- 1336
- 01:21:00,502 --> 01:21:02,838
- Neither of us should be
- doing this on our own.
- 1337
- 01:21:04,406 --> 01:21:05,841
- This trip was meant
- to be about...
- 1338
- 01:21:05,874 --> 01:21:07,275
- You haven't been
- on your own, though.
- 1339
- 01:21:08,443 --> 01:21:09,478
- What?
- 1340
- 01:21:10,312 --> 01:21:12,447
- I found
- the pregnancy test.
- 1341
- 01:21:13,916 --> 01:21:15,151
- It was yours, wasn't it?
- 1342
- 01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:17,954
- Yeah.
- 1343
- 01:21:19,554 --> 01:21:20,756
- Yeah, it's mine.
- 1344
- 01:21:20,789 --> 01:21:22,125
- Holy shit!
- 1345
- 01:21:23,092 --> 01:21:26,162
- Does that mean we
- gonna be, like, parents?
- 1346
- 01:21:26,195 --> 01:21:28,396
- - Yeah.
- - Proper adults.
- 1347
- 01:21:29,232 --> 01:21:30,133
- Yup.
- 1348
- 01:21:30,166 --> 01:21:31,633
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 1349
- 01:21:31,666 --> 01:21:33,435
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 1350
- 01:21:33,468 --> 01:21:34,971
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 1351
- 01:21:37,806 --> 01:21:39,708
- Oh, sorry.
- 1352
- 01:21:39,741 --> 01:21:40,977
- Watch out.
- 1353
- 01:21:41,010 --> 01:21:42,879
- Chris, it's literally
- like a raisin right now.
- 1354
- 01:21:42,912 --> 01:21:45,148
- I know, but I sat
- on a raisin once.
- 1355
- 01:21:46,249 --> 01:21:47,884
- And I'm gonna
- protect that raisin.
- 1356
- 01:21:50,119 --> 01:21:52,821
- I'm gonna start tucking
- my shirts in.
- 1357
- 01:21:52,854 --> 01:21:55,323
- - Brilliant.
- - Well, it is.
- 1358
- 01:21:56,625 --> 01:21:58,493
- I want to be
- a good dad.
- 1359
- 01:21:58,527 --> 01:22:00,796
- That's what
- good dads do.
- 1360
- 01:22:00,829 --> 01:22:02,864
- I know you don't
- believe that now, but...
- 1361
- 01:22:02,899 --> 01:22:04,466
- - There's two of...
- - No. I do.
- 1362
- 01:22:05,767 --> 01:22:07,003
- I believe that.
- 1363
- 01:22:07,502 --> 01:22:09,738
- - You do?
- - Yeah.
- 1364
- 01:22:09,771 --> 01:22:11,974
- Of course I do.
- Come here.
- 1365
- 01:22:21,184 --> 01:22:22,484
- Sorry I'm such a dick.
- 1366
- 01:22:22,517 --> 01:22:25,087
- Oh!
- It's okay.
- 1367
- 01:22:25,121 --> 01:22:27,622
- It's not okay.
- It's not okay.
- 1368
- 01:22:29,391 --> 01:22:33,196
- It's not okay to be a dick
- to something so good.
- 1369
- 01:22:36,165 --> 01:22:38,567
- My dick days are over.
- 1370
- 01:22:39,768 --> 01:22:41,336
- Maybe let's work
- on that. Shall we?
- 1371
- 01:22:43,906 --> 01:22:45,407
- So what do we do now?
- 1372
- 01:22:49,811 --> 01:22:51,214
- Let's just make tracks.
- 1373
- 01:22:52,848 --> 01:22:54,917
- What? What does that mean?
- 1374
- 01:22:55,617 --> 01:22:57,920
- You know,
- let's make tracks.
- 1375
- 01:22:57,954 --> 01:22:59,322
- I've never heard
- that before.
- 1376
- 01:22:59,354 --> 01:23:00,388
- Of course you have.
- 1377
- 01:23:00,422 --> 01:23:02,490
- I've literally never heard
- anyone say that, ever.
- 1378
- 01:23:02,524 --> 01:23:03,926
- Well, it's a saying, isn't it?
- 1379
- 01:23:03,960 --> 01:23:07,163
- No. Let's make like sheep
- and get the flock out of here.
- 1380
- 01:23:07,196 --> 01:23:09,065
- - That's a saying.
- - Okay.
- 1381
- 01:23:09,098 --> 01:23:10,266
- Let's mate
- like a tampon
- 1382
- 01:23:10,299 --> 01:23:11,334
- and get out
- of this bloody hole...
- 1383
- 01:23:11,366 --> 01:23:13,269
- - Oh, my God! Chris.
- - That's a saying.
- 1384
- 01:23:14,136 --> 01:23:15,637
- Let's make
- like a donkey dick
- 1385
- 01:23:15,670 --> 01:23:16,872
- and hit the road.
- 1386
- 01:23:16,906 --> 01:23:18,673
- Okay. I get it.
- 1387
- 01:23:18,707 --> 01:23:20,076
- Let's make like a tree
- and leave.
- 1388
- 01:23:20,109 --> 01:23:22,577
- - Chris?
- - Let's make tracks?
- 1389
- 01:23:23,578 --> 01:23:25,081
- What a load of shit.
- 1390
- 01:23:29,584 --> 01:23:32,021
- <i>♪ Long hot days</i>
- 1391
- 01:23:32,054 --> 01:23:35,423
- <i>♪ In the shade
- Of some big old tree</i>
- 1392
- 01:23:36,725 --> 01:23:38,160
- <i>♪ Making daisy chains</i>
- 1393
- 01:23:38,194 --> 01:23:41,364
- <i>♪ And watching
- All the honey bees</i>
- 1394
- 01:23:44,100 --> 01:23:46,635
- <i>♪ Endless nights</i>
- 1395
- 01:23:46,668 --> 01:23:50,339
- <i>♪ Underneath starry skies</i>
- 1396
- 01:23:51,207 --> 01:23:53,009
- <i>♪ Everyday is summer</i>
- 1397
- 01:23:53,042 --> 01:23:55,477
- <i>♪ When you spend it
- Here with me</i>
- 1398
- 01:24:05,187 --> 01:24:08,190
- <i>♪ So I call you up</i>
- 1399
- 01:24:08,224 --> 01:24:11,493
- <i>♪ Whenever I'm
- Feeling down</i>
- 1400
- 01:24:12,228 --> 01:24:15,197
- <i>♪ 'Cause it feels so good</i>
- 1401
- 01:24:15,231 --> 01:24:17,900
- <i>♪ Just to have you around</i>
- 1402
- 01:24:19,601 --> 01:24:22,437
- <i>♪ And you might not be</i>
- 1403
- 01:24:22,470 --> 01:24:26,841
- <i>♪ The richest boy
- in this town</i>
- 1404
- 01:24:26,876 --> 01:24:29,678
- <i>♪ But it feels so good</i>
- 1405
- 01:24:29,711 --> 01:24:32,214
- <i>♪ Just to have you around</i>
- 1406
- 01:24:34,183 --> 01:24:39,355
- <i>♪ Yeah it feels so good
- Just to have you around</i>
- 1407
- 01:24:41,623 --> 01:24:48,596
- <i>♪ Now yesterday
- Is all but a distant dream</i>
- 1408
- 01:24:48,630 --> 01:24:53,235
- <i>♪ Tomorrow hasn't happened yet
- So let's just wait and see</i>
- 1409
- 01:24:55,770 --> 01:24:58,840
- <i>♪ Because we're here
- right now</i>
- 1410
- 01:24:58,873 --> 01:25:03,179
- <i>♪ It's all that I'll ever
- Need anyhow</i>
- 1411
- 01:25:03,212 --> 01:25:07,984
- <i>♪ Being in the present with you
- Lord I'm so free</i>
- 1412
- 01:25:10,019 --> 01:25:12,955
- <i>♪ And I'll call you up</i>
- 1413
- 01:25:12,989 --> 01:25:17,126
- <i>♪ Whenever I'm
- Feeling down</i>
- 1414
- 01:25:17,159 --> 01:25:22,431
- <i>♪ 'Cause it feels so good
- Just to have you around</i>
- 1415
- 01:25:24,799 --> 01:25:27,269
- <i>♪ And you might not be</i>
- 1416
- 01:25:27,303 --> 01:25:31,539
- <i>♪ The smartest boy
- In this crowd</i>
- 1417
- 01:25:31,573 --> 01:25:36,544
- <i>♪ But it feels so good
- Just to have you around</i>
- 1418
- 01:25:38,680 --> 01:25:44,320
- <i>♪ Yeah it feels so good
- Just to have you around</i>
- 1419
- 01:25:46,422 --> 01:25:51,327
- <i>♪ It feels so good
- Just to have you around</i>
- 1420
- 01:25:53,162 --> 01:25:58,934
- <i>♪ Yeah it feels so good
- Just to have you around</i>
- 1421
- 01:26:01,070 --> 01:26:05,540
- <i>♪ It feels so good
- Just to have you around ♪</i>
- 1422
- 01:26:05,647 --> 01:26:08,217
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- www.OpenSubtitles.org
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