Roadmap of DunkNation

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Sunday, December 07, 2014
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: i saw absolutely NO STALKER servers
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: like
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: 'RP
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: wtf?????
breslau: Ye tnb shut theirs down lol
breslau: Like theres no competition
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: rip
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: exactly
breslau: Anymore
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: we should make one
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: it'd DEFINITELY get bobular
breslau: Ye
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: just have REALLY shit management on our part
breslau: Its not even hard
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and we'll still have players
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: because there's no other servers
breslau: We can do it
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: yes
breslau: Yr rofl
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: o
breslau: On bone
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: so how are we gonna do this
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: lets be jewish
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and pull a TNB
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: $80 for a headhack
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: :-)
breslau: Yea
breslau: Fucking dunk everyone who disagrees with us
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: b&
breslau: No
breslau: D&
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: danned?
breslau: Wait
breslau: No
breslau: Its 5:48
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: our community shall be called
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: big black deek tyrone's gaming community
breslau: DunkedStalkerp
breslau: ROFL
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: i sitll like my name more
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: :-)
breslau: We will still get fuckloads of ppl
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qbp2F-wN5M
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: this will just play at random intervals
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: oh right u cant watch
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: FACK
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: it's that
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "blending in with the russians" video
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: russian
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: has no deek
breslau: O
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: yes
breslau: ROFL
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and if anyone tells us to give them something
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: we should say
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "i give you my deek"
breslau: Rofl
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: oh my gordddddddddd ;-;
breslau: Auto mail voice
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: just
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: THAT CLIP
breslau: For any pm
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: if ANYONE
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: messages us
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: it sends them a clip of
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "i give you my deek"
breslau: YE ROFL
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: i give u my deek
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: i MIGHT be able to get us into a community that's already well off and has a player base
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: no promises
breslau: And draw it
breslau: P100
breslau: In full 4k
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: LOL
breslau: Also
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and then when the community shuts down
breslau: Thatd be amazing
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: i'll leave them with that clip that says
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "SUCK MY DEEK...RETURDS"
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and just
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: that's it
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: that's the website
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: THAT WILL BE
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: THE LANDING PAGE
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: OF THE WEBSITE
breslau: ROFL
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: just a webm
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: that repeats
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: saying
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "suck my deek returds"
breslau: Ohhhjffffff do it
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: we gotta
breslau: Yep
breslau: Should be ez as fug
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: yes
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: since no competition
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and no addiction to steal our players
breslau: We both know lua well
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: u can model too
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: :-)
breslau: Rofl
breslau: That kid
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: dude
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: we can caveman together a community we can do it
breslau: I have his irl pic
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: does he look like a nerd
breslau: He looks like a fucking retard like one of the kids from goats avatars
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: HAHAHAHAHA
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: thats funny
breslau: Remind me to show u
breslau: Either way
breslau: We should fuggn do it
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: yes
breslau: If we wont be given a king's welcome at that community then we make our own
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: i'll talk to cat
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: s
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: i'm sure he'd be happy we're wearing the Unity tag
breslau: Cats?
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: yeah
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: he owns the community
breslau: Is he some retard
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: nah
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: he actually scripts on his own
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: he's a scripter himself
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: cool guy
breslau: O
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: ye
breslau: So what hole will we be fillingp
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: well
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: we're not really going to be under the flag of Unity, per say
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: just wearing the tag
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: everything we do will be under a different branch
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: we could probably call it "Unity-RP" or some shit
breslau: Wait
breslau: Youvmean
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: we're going to join a well off community to get a jumpstart on playerbase
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: basically
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: that's what i'm trying to say
breslau: He doesnt have an srp yet?
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: no
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: we'd be the makes of it
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: makers*
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: we'll just leech off his playerbase
breslau: And he will leech off our work assuming we will do any
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: hosting my own server off my own server box
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: :-)
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: he wont have access to any of our code
breslau: O
breslau: Rofl
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: nigger you think i'm gonna give a community access to my code?
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: fuck that shit
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: i dont even like the idea of you having my gamemode rofl
breslau: In that case
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: i'm fucking skeptical about that shit my d00d
breslau: O
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: i dont want you to pull a ThY on me
breslau: Thx i guess ma dood
breslau: I lab u 2
breslau: Dude
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: ThY fucked me hard man
breslau: We've known each other since like
breslau: 2012
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: NIGGA I'VE KNOWN THY SINCE BEFORE I WAS FRIENDS WITH YOU
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: AND THAT NIGGA FUCKED ME OVER
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: but you were the first person i met on FRP
breslau: And dunk me if our style and personality dont match
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: that's why i'm skeptical nigga
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: I KNOW HOW YOU ARE
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: AND YOU KNOW HOW I AM
breslau: Thy has always been a retars
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: yes
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: he has
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: but i know you and you know me
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: some spooky shit my dudel
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: could be trouble
breslau: Ma dude we arnt loyal to anyone but the very little amount we can actually rely on i dont have a problem going through it til the end
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: im far from a loyal friend
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: look at how quickly i turned around and fucked over D3X
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: rofl
breslau: Me too
breslau: Im a shitty friend too
breslau: Its not our fault
breslau: All i knoe is
breslau: Well
breslau: Nvm
breslau: Just
breslau: Think of it this way
breslau: Both of us are fuken tired of gmod
breslau: Why would you or i peddle with some gmod retards
breslau: Theyre like fucking peasants
breslau: We have too far to do this drama bullshit
breslau: We bith know how that shit works
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: back
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: ye
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: but you know
breslau: Either way i have many more issues irl to care about retarded shit that goes on gmod
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: even cunts like conna who dont do jackshit but rename gamemodes will steal other peoples work
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: just look at everything he has ever "made"
breslau: Ye
breslau: But conna has started that in 2006
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: how long have you been in the RP scene for
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: i started with Nexus back in mid 2010
breslau: I can barely force myself to load gmod and 2007
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: so
breslau: Like
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: what do you think for a name
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: there's a lot of things we could name it
breslau: DunkScript
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and hopefully, it will be the spiritual successor to ZoneScript
breslau: DeekScript
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: with advanced STOLGER things
breslau: DeekDunk
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: DeekDunkScriptCode
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: wait hang on
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: lets think
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: DeekDunkScriptWork
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: what else do people add to the end of their script names
breslau: Err
breslau: RP
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: DeekDunkScriptWorkSeriousRolePlay
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: server name must be
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: Deek Dunk Servers
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: Original Script
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: Looking for admins
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: 50k start
breslau: Rofl
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: SCars
breslau: New
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: M9K
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: No Coderhire!
breslau: Ydyeyeye rofl
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: perfect dude
breslau: P100
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: in all seriousness
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: lets use FA:S2
breslau: Lifer
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: because it's impossible to cheat with
breslau: Literally
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: yeah ROFL
breslau: Kk
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: lets use some linkin park for our trailer music
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: i can make a script that autogenerates FA:S weapons
breslau: ROFL
breslau: In the eeeeeeeend
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
breslau: Crawliiiiin in myy skiiiiiiin
breslau: Fuck man
breslau: P100
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: dude
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: this is the edgiest server ever
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: now we just need edgy server names
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: [UNITY-RP] Hysteria and [UNITY-RP] Mad Killer
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: :-)
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: or sorry
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: [DEEKDICKSERVERS-RP-OWNER] HySteRiA
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: [DEEKDICKSERVERS-RP-OWNER] MaD kIlLeR
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: there u go
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: now just throw in some xs
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: [DEEKDICKSERVERS-RP-OWNER] xXxHySteRiAxXx
breslau: ROFL dide and there will be a maintenance day like on APB and each time you post that router vid
breslau: Or spill coffee on it
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: [DEEKDICKSERVERS-RP-OWNER] xXxMaD kIlLeRxXx
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: every time the server goes offline
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: i'll record a video of me turning off the router
breslau: And each Update
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: we have to make everything REALLY unoptimized
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and break at least ONE thing
breslau: Will be just a retexture
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: lets make tons of guns
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and just retexture them with some M9K skins
breslau: And we will accidently put in a cl WH
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: LOL
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: Cam.End3D
breslau: Rofl
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: is a built in d3d9 wallhack
breslau: And
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: lets ask money for the simple gun reskins
breslau: We will have a
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: $50 character lifetime
breslau: Admin\testing team called
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: cannot change from 1 character to another
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: so if you make a duty character and then delete it
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: your gun isnt carried over
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: :-)
breslau: The Zone City Testers
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: LOL
breslau: And
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: The Zone Center Testers
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: :-)
breslau: Their only obj
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: they just sit around
breslau: Is to suck our deek
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and tell people it was forwarded
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: to the devs
breslau: Yep
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: lets have a passworded test server
breslau: And ssay that their complaints are a minority
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and never tell anyone the password
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and if anyone complains
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: lets just say
breslau: ROFL
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "Thank you for your report, you are one of 5% of the player base being affected by this issue. We will fix this next update."
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: for every complaint
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: also we need a memory leak somewhere
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and some really FPS killing HUD
breslau: ROFLlllllll
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: lets make an update
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: where if they equip a gun
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: it throws a stack overflow
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and nothing happens
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and do nothing
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: friday
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: saturday
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: or sunday
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and if anyone asks
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "We don't work those days, sorry."
breslau: We make the client dump their console with useless warnings and errors and it will be one file that will be loaded for no reason
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: LOL
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: lets just make some random clientside file
breslau: Also rofl
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: that logs random shit
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: like if they press escape
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "Escape pressed."
breslau: Yea
breslau: RPFL
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and when they load into the character creation screen
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: it should spam their console with
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "test"
breslau: Rofl
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and when they equip a FA:S2 weapon and shoot
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: it should say
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "Shot fired."
breslau: It will printtables like bones
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: LOL
breslau: Every frame
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: print hitboxes
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: sequences
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: bones
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: etc
breslau: And hitbocxrs rofl
breslau: Ye
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and when someone complains that there's a problem
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: or like
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: there's too much logging
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: we just say
breslau: And will spam "version" command
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: LOL
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and when they complain
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: we will say
breslau: no no ni
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "Sorry we will cut back on the logging system, it's currently log heavy to log what could be happening when an error occurs. Thanks for the report."
breslau: We will jusr
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and remove one thing :-)
breslau: Post youe avatar
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: LOL
breslau: And lock
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "pls remove logging system"
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: >profile pic
breslau: ROFL
breslau: It will be the logi
breslau: That the players will no ROFL
breslau: Ascii print it into their console
breslau: And draw it
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "there's something wrong with the AK74"
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "what's the problem?"
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "hands are missing"
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: http://4st.me/oDzVA.png
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: >locked
breslau: ROFL
breslau: WE HAVE TO DO THIS
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and when someone complains about there being a problem with like
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: some important serverside thing
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: that causes huge connection lag
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: lets just reply with
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "dont give a hoot"
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and lock it
breslau: Dont givea hoot bout muh boot
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: dont give a hoot about connection issues
breslau: OMen
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: dude
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: this will be fucking
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: GREAT
breslau: P100
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: this idea
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: is making me laugh so harsd
breslau: Also
breslau: If some guy is typing up a report
breslau: Your profile pic slowly creeps up
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: i remember on addiction's server there was a thing that showed what you were typing
breslau: From the cornet
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and sometimes when i got lost trying to RP
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: i'd just type
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "FUCK"
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and then delete it
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: so many people were like "wtf"
breslau: Rofl
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: we should make a report derma men
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: u
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and the background is my profile pic
breslau: Yea a
breslau: R
breslau: O
breslau: F
breslau: L
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: we should make an entire item
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: based on my profile pic
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: OH MY GOD JAKE
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: JAKE
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: JAKE
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: WE HAVE TO DO THIS
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: PLEASE
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: lets make a mask item
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and the fucking mask
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: is my profile pic
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: PLEASE
breslau: Yeah dude
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: it  would be so fucking funny
breslau: We fuggin dunkin it
breslau: Hard
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and instead of
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "An admin has banned X permanently"
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: it should say
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "An admin has dunked X"
breslau: Yeah rofl
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: dude
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: the funny part is
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: no one can tell us no
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: because we're the only STALKER server
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: we do as we please
breslau: Yep
breslau: ROFL
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: we can just do whatever the fuck we want
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and no one can stop us
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: lets use pripyat which is full of fucking map leaks
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: where it makes you lag like shit
breslau: Thats how it feels like to be the government
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and your FPS shoots down to 2
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: LOL
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: WE'RE BEING THE GOVERNMENT JAKE
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "do this"
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "why?"
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "because no one can tell us no"
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "true..."
breslau: Dunk Nation
breslau: Thats we call the community
breslau: And
breslau: The main rank
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: DunkNationSeriousRolePlayServers | Original Script | Need Mature Admins | M9K | Nice Admins | Custom Content
breslau: Will be
breslau: Dunkmaster
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: LOL
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: owner
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: will be "Dunkmasterflex"
breslau: Rofl
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: in all seriousness tho
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: it'd be cool to make a modification system
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: oh
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: wait
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: FUCK
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: FA:S2 has one :V
breslau: Dunk Mods
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: we should make a mod
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: for FA:S2
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: that when equipped
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: makes the gun max rate of fire
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: with no recoil + spread
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and then when people bitch
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: we say
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "oops that will be fixed next update"
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and never fix it :V
breslau: ROFL
breslau: We dont even recognize it
breslau: We say we have no idea wtf are they complaining bout
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: >post profile picture
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: >lock thread
breslau: Rofl
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: oh
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and lets ban people for beating our friends in S2K battles
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: for "hacking"
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and unban our friends when they get banned
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: just like tiggs
breslau: Yep ROFl whilr hacking ourselves
breslau: And blatantly
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: yes
breslau: By that i mean
breslau: Aimbot 180 deg
breslau: Auto
breslau: Fire
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: full auto at the body
breslau: Even in passive rp
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: lets check
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: our steam ID
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and give ourselfs no spread and recoil
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: toa lways win S2K battles
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: :V
breslau: Ye
breslau: Lets do that tho
breslau: Lol
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: yes
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: then when people complain
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "i dont know what you're talking about?"
breslau: "prove me wrong"
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "can you please show me the code where this issue occurs? thank you :-)"
breslau: ROFL
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: fuk em
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: FUK EM
breslau: And provide A digestable easy c+p for babby only 12f times new roman dspaced
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: rofl
breslau: Cummented :-)
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: lets make a bug tracker
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and then NEVER use it
breslau: RoFL
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: just have it write to a server file
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "some retard thinks there's a bug"
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: LOL
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: MAKE THE SUBMIT BUTTON
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: SHOW MY PROFILE PICTURE
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: FULL SCREEN
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: UNCLOSABLE
breslau: Lets have a third party vocomm program have run alongside gmod but it wont work
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: it'll make your mouse accelerate like shit
breslau: ROFL
breslau: Wgeb they hover over the report button
breslau: It shows ur pic
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: ROFL
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "Click it and ban"
breslau: And we will have a store where we will display all the original content we removed like merc or sunrise suit
breslau: And make them armas only
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: lets replace them with shitty versions
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and take them away unless you donater
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: donate*
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: :V
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: or for some special suits
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: like the berill
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: lets make it a one time only type of thing
breslau: Dunk Coins
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: where you have a chance to buy it in the first month of the server and then it's no longer reproduced
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: phased out
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: never to return
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: then every few months
breslau: Ye ROFL
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "Vera has found a couple of the secret Berill suits underground! Pick yours up from a trader today!"
breslau: Then forget bout ut
breslau: ROFL
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: call them
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "Berill 'Old Glory'" in the inventory
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and make them tradable
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: so we can jew faggots
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: :V
breslau: There will be a mail system and an auction house that will be spammed with 80000 pages of ascii art of your profile pic and the model icon will be your pic
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: ROFL
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and the mail system randomly sends you blank mails
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: or mails full of my profile picture
breslau: Ye ROFL
breslau: Make the title something immersive
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "Welcome back to the Zone."
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: inside
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: just a picture of my profile pic
breslau: R.O.F.L
breslau: Literally
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and then
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: make a p2w exoskeleton
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "Find your local DUNK marketplace to pick up a limited time exoskeleton! Only at DUNK!"
breslau: ROFL
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and lets give them JMBs
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: or as we'll call them
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: ZMBs
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: Zone Mystery Boxes
breslau: Rofl yes ues hrs ues
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: with a chance to get a legendary weapon such as the "Big Ben Desert Eagle"
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: a desert eagle with longer range and less recoil than a normal desert eagle, at sacrificed damage!"
breslau: Strelok's SG550
breslau: The Gauss Rifle
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "An SG550 with lower recoil and a tighter spread."
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: "The Gauss Rifle is a weapon that existed for a long time in the Zone, known for being a one shot to many enemies, it comes bearing a heavy recoil and high ammo cost. Can you manage maintaining it, or will you sink and drown?"
breslau: Lmao
breslau: Dude we should
breslau: Totally
breslau: Fuvking
breslau: Do it
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: yes
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: you pay IRL money for DUNK coins
breslau: O man
breslau: I love u
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: DUNK coins translate into game
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: you purchase those mystery boxes with dunk coins
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: and there's a super low chance of getting a "legendary"
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: like 0.001%
breslau: Like
breslau: It should be statistically equal to us having a normal life
breslau: X -> 0
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: yes
breslau: Its possible
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: but not very likely
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: incredibly unlikely
breslau: Ye
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: dude
breslau: I woke up from some shit
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: if we actually did that DUNK marketplace shit
breslau: Im glad i talked to u
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: thatd be hilarious
breslau: Ya
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: nigga i might be paralyzed from the waist down my dick still work
breslau: Rofl
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: dude
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: omg
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: im dying
breslau: Wat
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: so funny
breslau: Wot
breslau: U need caiii
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: dude
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: this
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: just
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: entire convo
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: went from like serius
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: serious*
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: to shit
breslau: Ye
breslau: Needa to be saved
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: yes
breslau: Framed in gold and called
breslau: Roadmap to development of Dunk Nation
dont give a hoot bout dese boots: ROFL