Harambe Sucks (Metagross) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 Atk / 64 Def / 192 Spe
Impish Nature
- Agility
- Meteor Mash
- Earthquake
- Thunder Punch

Your mom (Crawdaunt) @ Choice Band
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 32 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 220 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Aqua Jet
- Crabhammer
- Knock Off
- Aerial Ace

Pro-trump (Empoleon) @ Leftovers
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 248 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Ice Beam
- Defog
- Scald
- Flash Cannon

Fat POS (Nidoqueen) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 248 HP / 48 SpA / 212 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Ice Beam
- Earth Power
- Stealth Rock
- Sludge Wave

Meth Addiction (Beedrill-Mega) @ Beedrillite
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Drill Run
- Protect
- Poison Jab
- U-turn

Ur ass is grass (Rotom-Mow) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Volt Switch
- Will-O-Wisp
- Trick
- Leaf Storm