[2010-05-17 17:30:40] <Halphas> It is a warlord's job to conquer the world, of course! But to do that, one needs troops! And so, our hero sets out to recruit some troops! And what troops he finds - the fire fairy Achi and the sna- er, succu- er, succubus snake Reira! Together with the golem Anzu and the halpless Ayako, the army takes to the skies, ready to face their next challenge!
[2010-05-17 17:31:01] <Halphas> As we left off, our heroes were battling a monstrous creature of lightning and winds!
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[2010-05-17 17:33:19] * Anzu is currently connected to the castle via some weird wires that have sprung from the walls!
[2010-05-17 17:34:45] * Reira shuffled out from under the table after finding she couldn't 'rouse' Halphas
[2010-05-17 17:35:16] <Reira> "Any idea how we're sssupposed to fight that thing?" not like she could run out and hit it with a wok.
[2010-05-17 17:36:14] * Achi was cheering still from actually breaking the Laws of Thermodynamtics, "Burn it of course!"
[2010-05-17 17:37:21] <Reira> "That'sss your sssolution to everything..." Reira fiddled with some of the controls
[2010-05-17 17:39:54] <Ayako_> "It usually works, unfortunately."
[2010-05-17 17:41:16] <Reira> "Anzu what's that feel like, huh?" she looked to the number of cables running out of her
[2010-05-17 17:41:18] * Achi grins widely, "And it'll work again!" She declared boastfully, her fire wings igniting again as she clapped her hands to create another firestorm into the cloud.
[2010-05-17 17:41:49] * Ayako_ twitches a little...
[2010-05-17 17:41:53] <Anzu> "I-I am not... sure." Anzu mumbles while standing on her tip toes, the cables dig deeper into her joints. Her arm jerks up as Reira messes around with the command strip. "A-aaah! P-please be... careful, Miss Reira!"
[2010-05-17 17:42:05] <Halphas> This time, however, there's a lot less cloudstuff where Achi hurls her fireball - it passes through without a trace. Whoops?
[2010-05-17 17:43:19] <Reira> "SSssorrry~" Reira fights the urge to tickle the helpless Anzu, looking through the controls
[2010-05-17 17:43:30] * Ayako_ doesn't raise a weapon, though, and simply walks into the thickest part of the cloud, hoping the spikes on her uniform will damage whatever there is to damage...
[2010-05-17 17:44:47] * Achi blinked, staring stupidly as her fireball just sailed in the sky, "....I miss..."
[2010-05-17 17:46:37] <Halphas> The cloud shudders and yanks itself away from Ayako's fashion disa- er, uniform! Yes, that.
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[2010-05-17 17:47:25] <Ayako_> "I didn't even attack you and already you're hurt? Weak."
[2010-05-17 17:48:15] <Halphas> 14youuuuuur boyfriiiiiiiend would do the saaaaaaame
[2010-05-17 17:49:38] <Halphas> A massive bolt of lightning forms in the center of the cloud mass, then lances out at Achi!
[2010-05-17 17:50:11] <Halphas> Halphas, who has woken up, starts to crawl out from under the table, gets an eyeful of BURNING LIGHT, and dives back into relative safety.
[2010-05-17 17:50:53] <Reira> "Halphaasss...I need help!" she whined, looking back at the master
[2010-05-17 17:51:19] * Achi lets out a noise as she dived out of the way of the bolt, sliding under the table, smacking into Halphas
[2010-05-17 17:51:30] <Halphas> "But you're the soldiers, I'm the OOOOF"
[2010-05-17 17:52:05] <Anzu> "Master, are you dOIng... alright?" Anzu asks, her voice spiking a moment as the the cable running into her neck takes that moment to embed itself deeply.
[2010-05-17 17:52:16] <Ayako_> "...boyfriend? Was that meant to be a taunt?"
[2010-05-17 17:53:51] <Reira> "Mmmhm~" she eyes Anzu's predicament with amusement
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[2010-05-17 17:54:09] <Anzu> Regaining control of her body for the most part now, Anzu's eyes glow softly as she blinks and rocks back on her heels. "This is... different." Stepping foreward carefully, she makes as if to punch the cloud!
[2010-05-17 17:54:36] <Anzu> The castle groans, and something outside swings around at the same time!
[2010-05-17 17:54:56] <Halphas> The cloud demon groans as the castle punches through! You're out again!
[2010-05-17 17:56:57] * Reira manned the controls, trying to ram through the cloud and escape it's grasp
[2010-05-17 17:57:06] <Halphas> However, it doesn't seem willing to let you go! Howling, it coalesces all of its form into a giant fist, planning on smashing it into the castle!
[2010-05-17 17:57:16] <Reira> ohnooo
[2010-05-17 17:57:30] <Reira> 4 retcon
[2010-05-17 17:57:47] * Reira closes her eyes, "I-I'm not going to watch!
[2010-05-17 17:58:01] * Achi looks out to the clear sky, crawling out from the table, "Stupid cloud.."
[2010-05-17 17:58:38] <Anzu> "A-ah." Anzu's body jerks around as Reira messes with the controls again.
[2010-05-17 17:58:58] <Halphas> As Reira moves the castle, the giant demon fist misses its target and crashes into a nearby gloomy mountain!
[2010-05-17 17:59:04] <Halphas> The cloud demon disperses!
[2010-05-17 17:59:10] <Halphas> Victory music plays!
[2010-05-17 17:59:13] <Halphas> Actually, it doesn't.
[2010-05-17 17:59:27] * Reira opens her eyes, "D...Did we do it?" she looks up to Anzu
[2010-05-17 18:00:19] <Halphas> Halphas crawls out from under the table, carefully smoothes his hair, and points his rapier at the cloud mass. "And that is the fate of all the fools who mess with Warlord Halphas Raum!"
[2010-05-17 18:00:31] <Anzu> "Y-yes, I believe... so." Anzu flashs a twisted smile at Reira as she hangs in the air in a very uncomfetable looking position.
[2010-05-17 18:00:49] * Achi hops onto Anzu, "We beat it! Clouds are not match for fire! Or castles!" She was still hot.
[2010-05-17 18:01:08] * Reira slinks over, tugging at one of the cables on Anzu, "Hmmm~"
[2010-05-17 18:02:16] * Ayako_ taps Reira on the shoulder from behind. "Interesting though it may look, messing with her right now might crash the castle. Don't."
[2010-05-17 18:02:19] * Anzu skin starts to turn a bit red, and Anzu shudders as the fairy jumps on her. Her back archs as the succubus tugs on the cable. "Ow, p-please stop, that... hurts!"
[2010-05-17 18:03:03] <Reira> "There's so many...I wonder what they're each for~" her hands grasp at more cables on Anzu
[2010-05-17 18:03:34] <Halphas> "Um, Miss Anzu...Isn't there any way you can pilot without the cables? I think they're a little...well, if the peasants were to see, doubtless they'd dig out the pitchforks."
[2010-05-17 18:03:41] <Halphas> Halphas grabs onto Achi.
[2010-05-17 18:04:22] <Ayako_> "Then don't let the peasants in this room."
[2010-05-17 18:05:01] <Halphas> "Hmmm. Good point."
[2010-05-17 18:05:01] <Anzu> "I-I'll TRY... masTER!" Anzu's voice bounces up and down in volume as Reira tugs on the cables, her eyes beginning to water with a black fluid.
[2010-05-17 18:05:08] * Achi lets out a noise when Halphas grabbed her, her fire wings expanding, "Why would they care?"
[2010-05-17 18:05:09] <Reira> "Nees sssome help down~?" she pulls on Anzu a bit
[2010-05-17 18:05:20] <Reira> need*
[2010-05-17 18:05:41] <Halphas> "Reira, please don't tug on Anzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaugh-" Halphas drops Achi. You'd think he knew better by now.
[2010-05-17 18:06:21] * Reira yanks out a cluster of wires at once, "I'm just helping her back down~"
[2010-05-17 18:07:10] <Halphas> "REIRA! THAT'S ENOUGH." Halphas speaks up with surprising force. "I will not allow you to damage my property!"
[2010-05-17 18:07:17] * Ayako_ steps in front of Reira "Let me do this."
[2010-05-17 18:07:17] * Achi blinked as she looked at Halphas, giggling, "Halphas looks burned up again!"
[2010-05-17 18:07:39] * Anzu convulses, her voice cutting in and out. "-itte-... co-e -o uh... op!
[2010-05-17 18:07:40] <Anzu> "
[2010-05-17 18:07:59] * Reira slinks aside, letting in Ayako. "Hmph..."
[2010-05-17 18:08:02] <Halphas> "If she needs to get down, she can get herself down, I'm sure."
[2010-05-17 18:08:21] * Halphas turns his attention to the ground below them - wait. Wait a second. Something wasn't right.
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[2010-05-17 18:11:11] * Ayako_ looks over the cables in Anzu's joints, trying to see whether she can remove them without hurting her too much.
[2010-05-17 18:11:15] * Reira leans against the window irritably, a rattle forming at the end of her snake tail and giving a warning rattle
[2010-05-17 18:11:56] <Anzu> "Just give me a... moment." The golem mutters, closing her eyes and going very still. After a long few minutes, the cables silently retract in a much less violent way then before.
[2010-05-17 18:12:35] * Achi leaned over as she puts her face on the glass, looking around on the ground before she saw a carriage parking lot... "What's that!" She said innocently, of course she wouldn't know the horror...
[2010-05-17 18:12:55] * Reira was too oblivious to notice
[2010-05-17 18:12:56] <Halphas> "Um. It looks...like a parking lot. Isn't this supposed to be the land of nightmares, though?"
[2010-05-17 18:13:05] <Halphas> Halphas scratches at his head.
[2010-05-17 18:13:12] <Reira> "Land of nightmares?" her hand traces over the window
[2010-05-17 18:13:52] <Halphas> "Well, yeah. I said that when I listed all the places for us to conquer..."
[2010-05-17 18:14:08] <Reira> "I forgot." she yawned
[2010-05-17 18:14:31] <Achi> "You mean those things humans called me one time when I was testing fire on their roofs and hair?" She asked Halphas.
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[2010-05-17 18:14:57] * Reira looked out the window, her tail culing about.
[2010-05-17 18:15:12] * Ayako_ carefully helps Anzu to remove some of the cables, concentrating more on preventing the castle from being unbalanced than stopping her from feeling pain, though...
[2010-05-17 18:16:38] <Anzu> Anzu shudders as the cables are removed. It hurt still, just not as terribly as before. The cables slowly retract back into the walls and the golem collapses into Ayako's arms.
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[2010-05-17 18:17:19] * Reira looks over glowering, folding her arms. "Ssso what do we do here..."
[2010-05-17 18:19:44] <Anzu> "I'm not... sure. Are you all... alright?"
[2010-05-17 18:20:57] * Reira hisses, "Fine."
[2010-05-17 18:20:58] <Ayako_> "As if it could hurt me. The worst it did was confuse me with its stupid taunts about a boyfriend."
[2010-05-17 18:22:15] <Anzu> "Good..." Anzu straightens up slowly, rubbing the black fluid out of her eyes. "Is something wrong... Miss Reira?
[2010-05-17 18:22:20] <Anzu> "
[2010-05-17 18:22:42] <Reira> Her tail rattled, "It'sss nothing."
[2010-05-17 18:22:53] * Reira cast a furtive glare at Halphas
[2010-05-17 18:23:06] <Halphas> "Miss Anzu, would you mind landing-" Halphas shrinks back.
[2010-05-17 18:23:26] * Achi floated up as she looked out the window, "Land in the parking lot!" she told Anzu.
[2010-05-17 18:23:43] <Anzu> "I will... try." Anzu walks over to the command strip and picks it up.
[2010-05-17 18:23:48] <Ayako_> "...Reira, could I talk to you for a second?"
[2010-05-17 18:24:27] * Reira slunk over to Ayako hoping it wasn't something too trifling. "What isss it?"
[2010-05-17 18:25:49] * Anzu manages to pilot the castle into a larger portion of empty space that seemed to fit just right for it. She puts the command strip down and bows to Halphas. "Do you require anything else... master?'
[2010-05-17 18:25:55] <Anzu> "
[2010-05-17 18:26:04] <Ayako_> "The first thing is some advice..."
[2010-05-17 18:26:20] <Ayako_> "About the man in the cellar. Do you really want to cause him as much suffering as you can?"
[2010-05-17 18:26:33] <Reira> "...Sssure, I wouldn't mind."
[2010-05-17 18:26:44] <Halphas> "Hmm. Be ready. I don't like this."
[2010-05-17 18:26:58] <Ayako_> "Then ignore him. He's so delusional and egotistic that the best way would be simply not to even speak to him, and only visit him to deliver food."
[2010-05-17 18:27:21] <Achi> "Awww! You messed up!" She said with her face puffed up, heating up again.
[2010-05-17 18:27:38] <Reira> "Isss that all?" Reira's tail rattled
[2010-05-17 18:27:42] * Halphas steps back from Achi.
[2010-05-17 18:27:45] <Ayako_> "Being ignored, and not seeing Anzu... that'd be the worst thing you could do to him. You might not have the satisfaction of hearing his screams, but this is far more effective than that."
[2010-05-17 18:28:03] <Ayako_> "...as for the second thing, well, it's a rather personal question?~"
[2010-05-17 18:28:18] <Reira> "I could care lesss. Assk it."
[2010-05-17 18:29:01] <Anzu> "Very well... master." Anzu picks up the command strip and tucks it away in her apron. The golem takes out a handkerchief and pops out one her her eyes, cleaning it off.
[2010-05-17 18:29:05] <Ayako_> "...Since you have a tail, you don't have legs... so, that would mean you don't have what human women have between their legs? What kind of succubus does that make you?"
[2010-05-17 18:29:30] <Halphas> "In fact, all of you should be ready!" Halphas either didn't hear Ayako and Reira or is trying very hard to ignore them.
[2010-05-17 18:29:38] <Halphas> "We have no idea what enemies we'll face!"
[2010-05-17 18:29:56] * Reira wondered if Ayako was blind. "This tail sticking out of my back is for looks. My legs are fine. And so is /that/."
[2010-05-17 18:30:53] <Achi> "They all can turn to ash in the end," Achi said, cooling down as she sat on Halphas' head.
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[2010-05-17 18:32:04] <Reira> "If you want to sssee, well maybe later..."
[2010-05-17 18:32:55] * Anzu cleans both eyes off, looking over at Halpas and Achi. "Shall we head outside to explore the... surroundings?'
[2010-05-17 18:32:59] * Ayako_ taps the flask in her pocket again "I'll consider it. But there's no guarantee you'll be able to do whatever you want, either to me or... to Anzu?"
[2010-05-17 18:32:59] <Halphas> "Are we ready, ladies?"
[2010-05-17 18:33:28] <Reira> "I'll let you take Anzu's place if you want to spare her~"
[2010-05-17 18:33:36] <Achi> "Of course! Lets get on with it already!"
[2010-05-17 18:33:38] <Reira> "Ready...Massster."
[2010-05-17 18:33:49] * Halphas nods, and charges dramatically out the door!
[2010-05-17 18:33:51] <Ayako_> "If you insist... sir."
[2010-05-17 18:34:19] * Reira follows behind, stretching
[2010-05-17 18:34:28] * Anzu pops her left eye back in and follows after at a run. "Master, please don't run... ahead."
[2010-05-17 18:35:13] * Halphas sighs, and waits for Anzu to catch up.
[2010-05-17 18:35:18] * Achi rides on Halphas' head, hopping on top of it, "Faster!"
[2010-05-17 18:36:28] <Anzu> "Let me go... first. I can take anything meant for... you." Anzu bows slightly to Halphas before falling in front of him, studying the area carefully.
[2010-05-17 18:37:18] * Halphas frowns. "But Miss Anzu, a true gentleman would never put a lady in danger." Never mind that he'd been referring to her as his property not five minutes before.
[2010-05-17 18:37:21] * Ayako_ follows Reira, keeping her eyes out for any sign of ghosts or other enemies.
[2010-05-17 18:37:22] * Reira walks next to Ayako
[2010-05-17 18:37:56] <Anzu> "Master, I am not... a lady." Anzu tilts her head and blinks slowly. "I shall be... fine."
[2010-05-17 18:38:38] * Halphas shrugs and picks up the pace again.
[2010-05-17 18:38:38] <Reira> "Of course you're a lady..." Reira mumbles
[2010-05-17 18:38:40] * Anzu turns maintains her position.
[2010-05-17 18:40:18] <Halphas> Soon, the group comes upon a large iron gate! And in front of that iron gate is a bored-looking young woman with too many piercings and not enough clothes.
[2010-05-17 18:40:41] <Reira> "Mmmm, she's cute~" Reira observes
[2010-05-17 18:41:00] <Achi> "Anzu is silly! Of course she's a lady!" She said, blinking at the woman, "....I dunno about her though...."
[2010-05-17 18:41:38] <Halphas> "Hwelooom to Niiightmare laaand. Hweee hope yhoo have a ghoood tiiime."
[2010-05-17 18:41:39] <Anzu> Stopping in a yard or two away from the woman, waiting for more orders.
[2010-05-17 18:42:18] <Halphas> "Please take yhoor teekets and sigh this deesklamer fhorm."
[2010-05-17 18:42:33] <Anzu> "... what?" The golem looks a bit confused.
[2010-05-17 18:42:44] <Reira> "Ahhh, that accent~" Reira wriggles a bit
[2010-05-17 18:42:58] <Halphas> "I...I'm not sure." Halphas frowns.
[2010-05-17 18:43:04] * Reira tries to procure a disclaimer and tickets
[2010-05-17 18:43:12] <Ayako_> "Sorry, we don't sign anything with writing that small."
[2010-05-17 18:43:42] <Halphas> "Hyoor choice."
[2010-05-17 18:43:43] <Reira> "It's just a piece of paper~" she laughed
[2010-05-17 18:44:19] <Anzu> "May I see... it?" Anzu holds out her hand for the disclaimer.
[2010-05-17 18:44:32] <Halphas> "Heef yhoo like."
[2010-05-17 18:44:54] * Reira signs her disclaimer without incident, "There you go~"
[2010-05-17 18:44:57] <Halphas> The girl hands over the disclaimer. It's actually pretty tame for all the small print.
[2010-05-17 18:45:26] * Halphas coughs. "Ladies, one moment, please?"
[2010-05-17 18:45:28] <Ayako_> "Is it necessary to sign, sir, or should we take her back to the castle and take the tickets by force? I could use a test subject."
[2010-05-17 18:46:14] <Achi> "...." She looked down at the disclaimer from Halphas' head, "What kind of Nightmare land is this that needs consent?"
[2010-05-17 18:46:36] <Reira> "What's with you guysss." she sighed, waiting for a ticket
[2010-05-17 18:47:13] <Halphas> "...We're still gonna conquer it, right?"
[2010-05-17 18:47:18] * Anzu takes the disclaimer and pops her eyes out of her head, folding them up in the piece of legal writing and popping it into her mouth.
[2010-05-17 18:47:48] * Anzu swallowing, Anzu stands there, empty sockets staring out.
[2010-05-17 18:48:17] <Ayako_> "...I'll just not question that. It's probably in her design somewhere."
[2010-05-17 18:48:22] * Reira stares at Anzu
[2010-05-17 18:48:54] * Anzu looks over at the others. "Is something wrong?"
[2010-05-17 18:49:16] <Reira> "N-Nothing." she coughed
[2010-05-17 18:49:53] <Achi> "You ate your eyes...."
[2010-05-17 18:50:03] <Achi> "Do it again!" She cheered.
[2010-05-17 18:50:25] <Ayako_> "Remind me to read that worthless man's notes when I get back."
[2010-05-17 18:50:26] <Halphas> Halphas looks a bit queasy.
[2010-05-17 18:50:50] <Ayako_> "You are going to put your eyes back, aren't you?"
[2010-05-17 18:50:58] <Halphas> "P-please do."
[2010-05-17 18:51:22] * Reira oggles the girl at the gate for awhile
[2010-05-17 18:51:56] <Anzu> "They are simply orbs of bronze. I need a moment before... ah." Closing her eyelids, Anzu opens them again and gazes back out with the same bronze orbs back in place. "I have analysized the document. It is mostly disclaimers, but there is something at the end about Corn..."
[2010-05-17 18:52:09] * Anzu shrugs. "I see nothing wrong with going in."
[2010-05-17 18:52:18] <Anzu> going... in."
[2010-05-17 18:52:28] <Halphas> "Corn? Like popcorn?"
[2010-05-17 18:52:54] <Reira> "Then, let's head in right?"
[2010-05-17 18:52:59] <Ayako_> "I'll not sign. I don't have a lawyer anyway, he died in an alchemy accident, so it doesn't really make a difference, but I don't trust print too small to read."
[2010-05-17 18:53:15] * Halphas nods. "We'll infiltrate, so as best to conquer this place!"
[2010-05-17 18:53:39] <Anzu> "I will go with the... master." Anzu answers.
[2010-05-17 18:53:51] <Reira> "Don't make trouble Ayako..." she grumbled, her tail rattling
[2010-05-17 18:54:11] <Achi> "I'm bored, me too!" She answers rattling Halphas' head.
[2010-05-17 18:54:29] <Ayako_> "As if. You're the one who looks like you're about to take her home, though."
[2010-05-17 18:54:42] <Halphas> "Owowowow."
[2010-05-17 18:55:05] <Halphas> "I guess you're coming too, Achi?"
[2010-05-17 18:55:15] <Reira> "I wouldn't mind taking her home, that is true..."
[2010-05-17 18:56:01] <Achi> "Of course!" She bopped his head lightly before hopping on top of Anzu's
[2010-05-17 18:56:04] <Anzu> "I would like it if you and Miss Reira came... Miss Ayako." Anzu looks at away, expressionless.
[2010-05-17 18:56:26] * Anzu remains still despite the sudden weight.
[2010-05-17 18:56:28] <Reira> "If you asssk I won't refuse." her tongue darts around in the air
[2010-05-17 18:56:30] <Ayako_> "Oh, fine, I'll sign the disclaimer. It's not like they can actually enforce anything in the contract without us burning the place down."
[2010-05-17 18:56:36] <Halphas> "So, we're all going together?"
[2010-05-17 18:56:59] * Ayako_ snatches the disclaimer and tickets from the girl's hands, signs in an illegible scrawl, and returns it.
[2010-05-17 18:57:00] <Reira> "Sssupposse ssso."
[2010-05-17 18:57:24] <Anzu> "Indeed we... are." Smiling ever so slightly, Anzu takes another disclaimer and holds it up to Halphas to sign.
[2010-05-17 18:57:32] * Halphas fills out his disclaimer too. He uses a fake name, of course.
[2010-05-17 18:58:40] * Achi burns her disclaimer gleefully.
[2010-05-17 18:58:43] * Anzu pushs her own disclaimer at Halphas again. "You need to sign for me... master."
[2010-05-17 18:59:12] <Halphas> "All right." Halphas uses a fake name for Anzu too. She's Anzi now. SO CLEVER.
[2010-05-17 18:59:33] * Anzu takes the disclaimer back and hands it over to the girl.
[2010-05-17 18:59:47] <Achi> "Sign for me too! Last time a human read my writing she acted funny!"
[2010-05-17 18:59:58] <Ayako_> "...I'm not sure these things work like that... or is she young enough that they do? Whatever."
[2010-05-17 19:00:41] * Halphas signs for Achi. She's Chirno now.
[2010-05-17 19:00:52] <Ayako_> "As for me, I'm staying with Reira. I'll assume you can keep Achi under control, sir."
[2010-05-17 19:01:20] <Halphas> "All right. Be careful, don't draw attention."
[2010-05-17 19:02:29] * Anzu looks a little conflicted for the bareset of seconds before she stands next to Halphas. "I will stay with you... master."
[2010-05-17 19:02:53] <Halphas> "Miss Anzu, you know you really don't have to, right?"
[2010-05-17 19:03:03] <Reira> "...What to you want to ssstay with me for?" her tail whisked back and forth
[2010-05-17 19:03:04] <Halphas> "I can take care of myself. I'm a warlord, after all!"
[2010-05-17 19:03:07] <Reira> do*
[2010-05-17 19:03:43] <Anzu> "... it's my programming. I must." Anzu answers quietly, turning to walk into the park.
[2010-05-17 19:03:47] <Ayako_> "You're more interesting than the others, and you'd be alone otherwise."
[2010-05-17 19:04:22] <Reira> "Fine." she accepts Ayako's explanation, walking toward the whackamole attraction. what a strange place...
[2010-05-17 19:04:29] * Halphas frowns. He'd have to have a little 'talk' with Rudolfo later.
[2010-05-17 19:04:30] * Achi blinked at Halphas' "There are no tables to hide under though....."
[2010-05-17 19:04:40] <Halphas> "....Hush."
[2010-05-17 19:05:16] * Anzu heads torward the Wheel of Fortune, stopping in front of it and tilting her head to the side.
[2010-05-17 19:05:20] <Halphas> The Whackamole game looms ahead of you! It is...ominous looking. Is that real blood?
[2010-05-17 19:05:51] <Reira> "I wonder aloud what exactly about me is intersssting..." Reira picks up a hammer, hoping to see more blood.
[2010-05-17 19:06:45] <Halphas> 12Halphas and Achi follow Anzu to the wheel of fortune. It's sort of like those tilt-a-whirl things you always see at really cheap carnivals.
[2010-05-17 19:06:58] <Anzu> "... what do we do?"
[2010-05-17 19:07:33] <Halphas> 4Reira easily lifts the hammer, though it still looks heavy! It also menaces with spikes. No wonder they needed a disclaimer.
[2010-05-17 19:07:58] <Halphas> 12"I think you get on and strap yourself in and then the ride starts up."
[2010-05-17 19:08:15] * Halphas moves to do so, getting on first!
[2010-05-17 19:09:18] * Achi rides on top of Anzu's head, "This looks fun! And dangerous!" She had wide eyes as she started to heat up again,
[2010-05-17 19:09:38] * Reira starts...Whacking moles! With a hammer! She lashes out randomly after agonizingly hovering over each target, swaying back and forth
[2010-05-17 19:09:41] <Anzu> "..." The golem climbs on as well, strapping herself in and grabs Achi gently, putting her in her own seat.
[2010-05-17 19:09:52] <Halphas> "You're going to have to strap in seperately. I don't want my head - thanks, Anzu."
[2010-05-17 19:10:18] <Anzu> "Of course... master." Anzu nods, having anticapated it.
[2010-05-17 19:11:21] * Reira laughs joyfully, her eyes lighting up as she darts about with the hammer
[2010-05-17 19:11:57] <Halphas> 4The targets are actually pretty horrible looking; sometimes moles just cartoony enough to clearly not be real but real enough to be straight down in the uncanny valley; and every so often a very small figure that looks a bit familiar pops up. You might have seen a Halphas once, or an Ayako; but it's hard to say with how quickly they go splat.
[2010-05-17 19:12:41] * Halphas straps himself in and the wheel begins to spin; slowly at first, but then more and more quickly!
[2010-05-17 19:12:41] <Ayako_> "You look like you're having fun."
[2010-05-17 19:13:18] <Reira> "Sssso much blood~" she coos, her tongue darting about excitedly to taste the air. "Ssso what if I am having fun. Are you going to take a turn?" she holds up the hammer
[2010-05-17 19:13:30] * Achi wiggles in her seat as the ride started, making loud excited noises!
[2010-05-17 19:14:30] * Anzu remains very still.
[2010-05-17 19:14:52] <Ayako_> "What they're doing can't possibly be economical. I'd rather see how these targets work, but, I suppose a little can't hurt."
[2010-05-17 19:15:22] <Reira> "Maybe it's their nightmare to get hit with hammers?"
[2010-05-17 19:16:02] <Halphas> 12Suddenly, with a tearing sound, the very fabric of space in the center of the wheel is torn asunder! Achi is short enough to not look directly into it, but Halphas and Anzu are bombarded with thousands of pasts and futures all at once!
[2010-05-17 19:16:10] <Ayako_> "There was a me in there too, and I wasn't suddenly hit by a hammer."
[2010-05-17 19:16:52] <Reira> "Hmmm, was there~?" Reira smiled, guess she wouldn't hesitate to smash her with a hammer
[2010-05-17 19:17:11] * Anzu stares into the rift unblinkingly, unable to tear her eyes away.
[2010-05-17 19:17:34] <Ayako_> "Didn't see a you. I wonder how it got targets that look like us so quickly."
[2010-05-17 19:18:31] <Achi> "WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!" She yells out, obliuvious to the eldritch horror in front of her, "This is fuuuuun!"
[2010-05-17 19:18:46] <Reira> "You were looking for me in there? That'sss just mean."
[2010-05-17 19:18:54] <Achi> *oblivious
[2010-05-17 19:19:01] <Halphas> Suddenly, the rift closes again, and everything jerks sideways.
[2010-05-17 19:19:23] * Ayako_ takes the offered hammer from Reira, slowly lifting it up, and begins to hit the targets.
[2010-05-17 19:19:49] * Ayako_ seems to be paying particular attention to the Halphas ones...
[2010-05-17 19:20:09] <Halphas> 12However, before it does, countless black roaches spill out! They look vicious.
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[2010-05-17 19:20:39] <Halphas> Halphas whimpers. "Achi! Anzu! Do somethiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!"
[2010-05-17 19:20:59] <Reira> "Hmmmm...Guess you're not tsssun for the masster after all."
[2010-05-17 19:21:45] * Anzu unbuckles herself as fast as she can and stumbles forward, trying to stand as her internal gyroscope realigns itself.
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[2010-05-17 19:22:02] <Ayako_> "Was that ever... in question?"
[2010-05-17 19:22:17] <Achi> "Cockroaches! They burn fast!" She said as she easly slipped out of the seat, fire wings expanding.
[2010-05-17 19:22:26] <Reira> "Well I was wondering. Ssstranger things have happened."
[2010-05-17 19:22:43] <Reira> "Halphass isn't..." Reira trailed off, "That...Bad..."
[2010-05-17 19:22:53] <Halphas> Halphas whimpers.
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[2010-05-17 20:55:59] * Achi skips around as her fire wings grew, staring up at one of the red men before taking a deep breath, exhaling a torrent of fire onto him!
[2010-05-17 20:57:33] <Halphas> The red man, being too focused at explaining to Reira at length what they do to filthy fucking xenos, doesn't even notice the heat until it's too late!
[2010-05-17 20:57:44] * Anzu grimaces as some of her hair comes out, a bit blackened from Achi's fire. Her face a dark shade, flushed with her equivlant of blood. The golem's back archs and she murmers. "B-Because you treat me so... well."
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[2010-05-17 20:59:15] * Reira kissed Anzu's cheek, "Mm...I would have liked you to be with me today as well...On a leash~" she darted off toward a marine, swinging the heavy cast-iron wok at his head
[2010-05-17 20:59:26] * Ayako_ pulls a healing salve from her large pockets, and turns to Anzu "You look like you need some of this."
[2010-05-17 21:00:41] <Achi> "Yay!" She dances around like an idiot!
[2010-05-17 21:00:47] <Anzu> "Thank you miss... Ayako." Anzu takes the healing salve and starts to apply it to her cracked skin, looking a bit flushed.
[2010-05-17 21:00:55] <Halphas> The marine raises his bolter and fires off a series of shots, which are all deflected back by the upraised wok! That's not enough to beat him, but the wok to the skull immediately after is.
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[2010-05-17 21:01:33] * Reira hops back, "One marine over easy~"
[2010-05-17 21:01:40] * Ayako_ helps Anzu dab it onto her burns. She feels slight twinges of pain as it begins to heal the skin, but it's effective...
[2010-05-17 21:02:18] * Anzu shivers at the twinges and straightens, looking over at the marines as two long swords burst from her palms.
[2010-05-17 21:05:05] <Halphas> The Marines are in disarray, screaming at each other to fight the xenos whores instead of clutching uselessly to their guns like they were catamite dick!
[2010-05-17 21:05:06] <Anzu> Dashing forward, Anzu shoves her bronze blades into the chinks of two of the marines before tearing them back out. :o
[2010-05-17 21:05:23] <Halphas> Fortunately for all concerned, those were the loudest!
[2010-05-17 21:05:37] <Halphas> doubly fortunate, they explode!
[2010-05-17 21:05:44] * Reira watches Anzu with a grin, reslinging the wok
[2010-05-17 21:06:04] <Halphas> Even more fortunante than that, they knock the rest of the marines into the drop pod!
[2010-05-17 21:06:07] <Halphas> Which explodes!
[2010-05-17 21:06:26] <Halphas> A long, drawn out CHOKE ON MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK is the only thing that is left of our brave heroes.
[2010-05-17 21:06:51] <Reira> "Goodness." she gave a small laugh, skipping over to the group again
[2010-05-17 21:07:12] * Anzu is covered in marine giblets and shrapnel, completely expressionless. The blades disappear into her hand as she walks forward to rumage through the wreackage.
[2010-05-17 21:08:15] <Halphas> Halphas comes out of hiding.
[2010-05-17 21:09:08] <Reira> "Massster was hiding." her tongue points in his general direction
[2010-05-17 21:09:09] <Halphas> "Wh-what was that about?"
[2010-05-17 21:09:14] <Halphas> "I was not!"
[2010-05-17 21:09:19] <Halphas> "I was guarding the flank!"
[2010-05-17 21:09:38] <Reira> "You were staring at my flank sure, but you weren't exactly guarding it."
[2010-05-17 21:09:48] <Halphas> "I was not staring at your flank!"
[2010-05-17 21:09:58] <Reira> "Then how were you guarding it~?"
[2010-05-17 21:10:11] <Halphas> "I...buh...wha?"
[2010-05-17 21:10:33] <Reira> "Silly massster~"
[2010-05-17 21:10:41] * Ayako_ walks over to where her axe fell, and returns it to her back, before walking back over to Reira. "Told you so."
[2010-05-17 21:11:04] <Reira> "Hmmm, well he isss a coward.I can agree with that."
[2010-05-17 21:11:09] <Halphas> "I am not!"
[2010-05-17 21:11:15] <Reira> "Are too~"
[2010-05-17 21:11:38] * Halphas notices a gift shop behind the smoldering wreckage of the Eatery and quickly points it out.
[2010-05-17 21:11:46] * Anzu picks up a intact helmet and hangs it from her apron, shuffling back over to Reira to give the succubus something to lean on.
[2010-05-17 21:12:23] * Reira wraps herself around Anzu, her tail binding around her waist
[2010-05-17 21:12:29] <Reira> "Oooh, gifts?"
[2010-05-17 21:12:43] <Halphas> "S-sure."
[2010-05-17 21:12:43] <Anzu> "I want to... go."
[2010-05-17 21:12:57] <Ayako_> "I wonder if what I wanted is there..."
[2010-05-17 21:13:01] <Reira> "I'll go with Anzu~"
[2010-05-17 21:13:28] <Ayako_> "I'm coming with you too~"
[2010-05-17 21:13:35] <Halphas> "Why don't we all go?"
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[2010-05-17 21:14:11] <Reira> "Hmmm, you can follow me I guessss." Reira pinched Anzu's lower back to get her moving
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[2010-05-17 21:14:33] <Anzu> "That's fine with... me. Lets just go... already." Anzu starts to drag Reira along, carefully supporting her in case she decides to use Anzu as transportation.
[2010-05-17 21:15:05] * Reira leans on Anzu to see how much weight she can support as they head for the gift shop
[2010-05-17 21:15:53] * Anzu trudges along slowly but surely, seemingly able to handle the weight. Somehow.
[2010-05-17 21:16:28] * Halphas trails along behind the rest.
[2010-05-17 21:16:34] * Achi gops back on Anzu
[2010-05-17 21:16:47] * Ayako_ follows, leaning on Anzu as well, and gives Reira a wink.
[2010-05-17 21:17:43] <Anzu> Wobbling a bit with all the other maids either using her as transport or leaning on her, Anzu barely manages to make it in time to the gift shop.
[2010-05-17 21:17:51] <Anzu> "Hello... anyone?"
[2010-05-17 21:18:39] <Halphas> "Hyess? Hyoo took hout thoze annoyink sphess mehrines. Yhoo may shop heeere."
[2010-05-17 21:19:03] <Halphas> The door opens. This girl is much like the others, only she's actually wearing a shirt and pants.
[2010-05-17 21:19:05] <Reira> "Shhhh~" she laughs at Anzu, winking at Ayako
[2010-05-17 21:19:27] * Anzu brightens, leaning forward expectenly. "What do you have in... stock?"
[2010-05-17 21:19:42] <Reira> "Mmmm~" she looks the girl over a bit
[2010-05-17 21:19:49] <Halphas> "
[2010-05-17 21:20:02] <Achi> "Hello again strange lady!" She blurted out, blinking, "You move fast!"
[2010-05-17 21:20:40] <Halphas> "Hwee haf khostumesss hand some itemzzz. Hand ze love tunneeeel tee-shirtss."
[2010-05-17 21:21:37] <Reira> "I wonder if there isn't something cute I can't buy for little Anzu~"
[2010-05-17 21:21:45] <Anzu> "What items and costumes...?" Anzu sounds a bit less interested in those, but asks anyway.
[2010-05-17 21:21:52] * Anzu is eyeing the t-shirts.
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[2010-05-17 21:23:23] * Achi looked around the shop as she tilted her head, "Umm...."
[2010-05-17 21:23:41] <Halphas> "Hweel. Let me check ze eenventohry." A pause, and a few beeps. "Hwee have skool stohnes."
[2010-05-17 21:24:09] <Halphas> "End khay-oss khostumes."
[2010-05-17 21:26:50] * Reira points out a risque leather number, "Ooooh! I want /that/!"
[2010-05-17 21:27:31] <Anzu> "I will take a t-shirt..." Anzu states immediatly, looking a bit more animated then usual. "... and a skull... stone."
[2010-05-17 21:28:20] <Ayako_> "Reira, don't spend everything on things like that... remember what I wanted, too~"
[2010-05-17 21:29:53] <Reira> "But I want this! What did you want?" she blinked, reaching out for the costume
[2010-05-17 21:30:27] <Halphas> "Heere yhoo goo. One skool stohne."
[2010-05-17 21:31:03] * Anzu takes the skull stone and pockets it for now. "I'll take whatever shirts you have."
[2010-05-17 21:31:10] <Anzu> *you... have."
[2010-05-17 21:31:11] * Reira immediately undresses in the store to put on her new outfit. It was tough going with her tail moving so excitedly
[2010-05-17 21:31:34] * Ayako_ watches with some interest...
[2010-05-17 21:31:34] <Halphas> "Ahll riiight. Heere yhoo go." The girl drops a stack of t-shirts on Anzu.
[2010-05-17 21:31:41] * Reira stuffs away her maid outfit into her bag
[2010-05-17 21:32:10] * Anzu hands over favor, then looks over her shoulder at Halphas. "Let me borrow some favor... master."
[2010-05-17 21:32:37] * Achi looks up at the strange girl, "Do you have any magician costumes?"
[2010-05-17 21:33:00] <Halphas> "How much do you need?" Halphas smiles at Anzu. Finally, some respect!
[2010-05-17 21:33:18] <Anzu> "8... favor."
[2010-05-17 21:33:22] * Reira kisses Anzu's cheek before slinking out, "I'll see you later~"
[2010-05-17 21:33:36] * Halphas nods, handing it to her. "Be sure and pay me back."
[2010-05-17 21:33:43] * Reira waves discreetly to Ayako as she leaves
[2010-05-17 21:33:57] * Ayako_ waves
[2010-05-17 21:34:45] * Ayako_ walks up to the girl behind the counter "I'd like to buy you."
[2010-05-17 21:34:53] * Anzu waves goodbye, rubbing the kissed cheek like it stung.
[2010-05-17 21:35:00] <Halphas> "Hwee haff thees." It takes a while, but the girl manages to dig up a slightly black and white tiny costume for Achi.
[2010-05-17 21:35:12] <Anzu> "Bye... Reira."
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[2010-05-17 21:35:33] <Halphas> "Hweee ahre noot foor saale. Hwee are here foor kay-ohss."
[2010-05-17 21:35:49] * Achi looks at it in awe, "I'll take it!" She cheers, putting 15 favor down!"
[2010-05-17 21:36:05] <Halphas> "Hokaaay."
[2010-05-17 21:36:11] * Halphas hands over the tiny outfit!
[2010-05-17 21:36:33] <Ayako_> "If you're not for sale... are you free?"
[2010-05-17 21:36:49] <Halphas> "Hweee are foor kay-ohss."
[2010-05-17 21:37:32] * Achi yays and puts it on!
[2010-05-17 21:38:16] <Ayako_> "I'm taking you home anyway. I need a test subject. Chaos shouldn't care if one of you is gone..."
[2010-05-17 21:38:51] <Halphas> "Hwee can be foor kay-ohss anywhere!"
[2010-05-17 21:39:15] <Ayako_> "So, I can take you home?"
[2010-05-17 21:39:26] <Halphas> "Hwhy not?"
[2010-05-17 21:39:27] <Anzu> Feeling a sudden weight in her pocket, Anzu blinks and reachs into her apron, pulling out a frying pan stained rusty brown. "Where did this come... from?
[2010-05-17 21:39:29] <Anzu> "
[2010-05-17 21:39:40] <Achi> ".......Chaos? Ummm....That sounds familar..." She said frowning a bit.
[2010-05-17 21:39:46] <Halphas> The cultist glances out at the smoking remains of the Eatery.
[2010-05-17 21:40:04] * Ayako_ drags the cultist out of the shop and back towards the castle, looking forward to what Reira will say once she finds out...
[2010-05-17 21:41:25] * Anzu trudges along behind Ayako, some of her hair falling out as he hefts the shirts in her arms.
[2010-05-17 21:42:14] <Halphas> And so, Halphas's Moving Castle takes off again, slightly more scarred for wear, and with a new friend!
[2010-05-17 21:43:05] <Halphas> Hweee!
[2010-05-17 21:43:13] * Achi fallows them, cheerly setting the store on fire accidently!
[2010-05-17 21:43:13] <Anzu> Hweee!