TBQuest

>You are TB-pone
>You just arrived in equestria because 'dah magics'
>What do?
[RandomGoy] >Make frands
[Snowglobe] Construct additional friendships.
>You are dropped in the center of Ponyville
>You drop from the air into a dumpster
>Climbing out you pat your mane and tail back into place
>Stepping out of the alleyway you find you are behind the Bowling Alley
>Ponies enter and exit, chatting in small groups
>See some ponies idolly sitting by the door, and a group of kids on a class trip with Cheerilee
>What do/Who do you approach?
[Snowglobe] we just fell in a dumpster. Try asking if any of them would spare a bit so we can buy some soap.
Homeless TB activated
>You step out into the street
>A couple pones give you a weird look
"Change?"
>You hold up your hoof
>They don't even say words, just shake their heads and walk away
>Your first interaction with ponies and you're begging for cash
>You're pathetic
[RandomGoy] frands with foals
[RandomGoy] sure to disregard the mare
>After making an ass of yourself you fall into the back of the group of foals with Teacherpone
>You slowly trot behind them
>A filly looks up at you
>What say?
[RandomGoy] >Hallo!
"Hello."
>The filly just looks at you
>Unblinking
>Okay, this is starting to get creepy
>You wave your hoof in front of her face
>Nothing
>"Tinder! What did I tell you about talking to strangers!"
>It's Cheerilee>The Filly trots over to the teacher and starts talking to her
>You can't hear her, but she keeps pointing at you and Cheerilee's eyes go wide
>What do?
 [Snowglobe] Walk away.I mean >walk away
[RandomGoy] Go greet some other kid, this one's defective.
Rolled
>You approach another kid, but before you're able to say anything Cheerilee steps between you and the foal
>"What are you doing?"
>What do?
 [Snowglobe] I have no idea. What are we doing?
[RandomGoy] We're making frands >"Why, is there something wrong?"
"I'm making friends, is there something wrong with that?"
>"They're barely ten! What are you 18... 19? Why are you trying to befriend children?"
"Because I need fraaaaaaands."
>"Get out of here before I call the police!"
>With that she shoos you away
>There goes you chance at fraaaaaaaaands
>What do now?
 [RandomGoy] Tell the kids that if they want to ditch this old hag and chill, they can tag along.
"Hey kids, why don't you ditch the old crow and hang with this cool guy!"
>You point to yourself
>None of them move
>In fact, now every pony in the plaza is staring at you
>Your face starts growing red and you get hot
>You fan yourself with your wing
[Snowglobe] We're a pegasus?
Yes Snow
>What do?
[RandomGoy] Just... go.
>You back out of the plaza until your clear out of sight
>You turn to find yourself near the old library>It's blown to bits
>On the horizon, Twi's fraaaaaandship castle nearly blocks out the sun
>Then you notice it
>Out of the corner of your eye
>A bit of movement
>Turning, you find nothing
>But you can feel a presents
>What do?
[RandomGoy] Accept presents, what a nice stalker
[Snowglobe] Receive gifts.
>Out of nowhere, you are blindsided
>Hitting the ground hard, you feel a weight on your chest
>"Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie! You're new to town so I thought I'd say 'Hi'!"
>She snorts
[RandomGoy].... FRAND. Since she straddled you first, put your hooves on her waist.While saying Hi, yes.
[Snowglobe] "Oh, this is how ponies say hi in this town? Nice town."
>"That Rythmed! Anyways, I usually throw parties for new people, but right now I'm kinda busy right now! So here's a present!"
>She pulls a box out of nowhere and places it between your legs before bouncing off
>She seems to do so slowly, looking back at you twice before dissappearing behind a building
>Opening the box you find a pair of Aviator Sunglasses
>You put them on
>The world is now a few hues darker
>You stand up and look around, not that may pones are about
>You see a few wondering the streets, but none seem to have any main directive
>What do?
[Snowglobe] Aviate.
[RandomGoy] These Sunglasses...Feel an urge to open up a fast food hayburger chain. Call it The Diamond Burger, Or Outer Hayven.
[Snowglobe] Aviate to pony Outer Heaven.
>Your mouth waters as you think about a juicy burger, for whatever reason>Anyways, you flap you wings
>Suprisingly, you find it easy to get off the ground
>You countine flapping, getting higher into the air
>It countinues to get colder as you rise
>You reach a cloud and attempt to land on it
>You hooves touch down gently and you find that it is like a fluffy carpet
>From here you have a view of the entire town
>What do?
[Snowglobe] Use cloud to clean off residue from dumpster.
[RandomGoy] ^
>You bury your face in the puffy white cloud, rubbing it up and down
>You roll on your back like a cat, getting all the gross stuff from the dumpster off of you
>You'll fell bad for whoever this rains on
>You countinue to roll around until you are completely clean
>However, you hear a giggle
>There are a few clouds around you, but nothing else to hide anyone
>What do?
[RandomGoy] Smile wide and toothy and say "Come out, Come out wherever you are!"
[Snowglobe] Ask if it's Pinkie.
"Pinkie?"
>No response
>You crack a devilish smile
"Come out, come out, wherever you are~"
>You slowly approach one of the clouds and peek behind it, but find nothing
>You do this with all the cloud, but find nothing
>You hear a sneeze
>It sounded like it came from the cloud you cleaned yourself on
>What do?
 [RandomGoy] (We landed in a trashcan, tried to befriend some foals but cherilee was a bitch so we had to run away, then Pinkie Pie gave us sunglasses and we decided to go to (outer) heaven, but before that we cleaned ourselves on a cloud that giggled at us.)Dive into that cloud btw
[CookingSharks] Befriend the giggling cloud
>You wind up, then come speeding at the cloud
>"HEY!"
>The cloud dashes out of the way
>You tilt your head, confused
>Slowly approaching the cloud, it slowly backs away from you
>What do?
[Snowglobe] Ask if it's one of those cloud gremlins.
"Are-are you a cloud?"
>"Y-yes! What did you think I was?"
>You blush a little, rubbing the back of your head
"S-sorry..."
>"You should be! You could have hurt me! Not to metion you used me as your own personal bath!"
>Slowly, you see a face appear in the cloud
>It looks like a pony's, but much softer
>She sneezed and sniffs again
>What do?
[RandomGoy] We better start believing in strange waifus. We were in one.
[Snowglobe] >Accuse her of liking us cleaning ourselves with her.
[RandomGoy] Appologize and offer to pull her outta the dirty cloud and put her into cleaner one
[Snowglobe] >Note that she giggled at it.
Rolled
"W-well, it seemed you liked it."
"You did giggle."
>"You wings feathers tickle~"
>She looks away, somewaht embarrassed
"Can i Help you, maybe put you in another cloud?"
>"No, I AM the cloud. Haven't you ever seen a mist elemental before?"
>You shake your head
>"Most ponies haven't."
>She moves closer to you
[CookingSharks] This is getting weird Might I say a little...
[CookingSharks]... strange
>"We barely get any social interaction."
>She form begins to change
[Snowglobe] Ah, that explains the weird fetish.
>She morphs into...
>You
[CookingSharks] oh
>She mimicks your look
>She is still a white puffy cloud, but now said cloud is shaped like you
>She moves even closer and expands her arms wide
>She wrap them around your neck, squeezing lightly
>What do?
[RandomGoy]... F-FRAND? Snuggle with a cloud I guess.
[Snowglobe] Half-tempted to dial up the kink and be like "squeeze harder"
Is that your vote, snow?
[Snowglobe] Eh, fuck it why not.
Rolled and...
[Snowglobe] >be the constriction fetishist
"H-harder."
[Snowglobe] oh boy
>She hesistates before tightening her grip
[RandomGoy] HARDER, BOSS
[Snowglobe] HURT ME MORE SNAKE
[JargonScott] do it.
>You place you hooves around her waist and pull her close
>The is a long pause
>This is nice
>However, a rainbow streak makes the cloud mare go *poof*
>"What the hay are you doing?"
>It's Rainbow Cunt
>She's keking up a storm
>You hold your empty arms out
>What has she done?
[Snowglobe] >killed our first friend
>WHAT HAS SHE DONE?
[Snowglobe] >swear blood vengeance upon the rainbow mare
>What do?
[Snowglobe] That.
[RandomGoy] YOU'RE NUCLEAR
Anyone else
[RandomGoy] YOU'RE WILD. YOU'RE BREAKING UP INSIDE. Go ballistic at the top cunt, screaming "YOU KILLED MY FRIEND, I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD FOR THIS!"
"FRAAAAAAAAAAAANDSSSSS!!!!"
>You charge at the mare
>She avoids you attack
>"Woah dude, calm down!"
>You dash, and she dodges again
>She's clearly faster than you
>"It was just a cloud, man!"
"She was my... FRAAAAAAAND!!"
[RandomGoy] "It was an elemental, and you slaughtered her! RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!"
>You charge at her one last time, this time able to catch her, but only butt
>You place your hooves on her flanks, squeezing hard and pulling her back to you
>She spun around, red faced, and raised a hoof
>I came down across your face, hard
>You vision begins to blur as she dashes off, leaving a rainbow trail behind
>Your wings slowly stop responding to your commands to flap and you begin to fall
[JargonScott] >Freak out
>You black out as wind rushes by your ears
>You wake up some time later on the ground
[RandomGoy] >... Go into coma for 9 years
>What do?
[RandomGoy] RAINBOW DASH SENT US TO TARTARUS, BUT WE'RE GOING EVEN DEEPER, TAKE BACK EVERYTHING WE'VE LOST.
>"What a... MEANIE!"
>A familiar voice
>You're eyes are still adjusting
>You sit up and a soft hoof pushes against your chest
>There is a giant white blur
>Your eyes adjust to see a cloud pony wearing your new glasses
>What do?
[JargonScott] >muh glasses, i can't see without them
"Muh gwasses!"
>You greedily snatch them from the elemental
>She is drawn back by it, but still sits by your side
>What do now?
[RandomGoy] Ask about her deal.
[RandomGoy] Yeah, who is she, why was she up there, what does she like to do, is it hugs?
[JargonScott] yeah, what's up with cloud pony
Not even gonna thank her for saving up? Okay.
[RandomGoy] Oh yeah, let's thank her too.
"So, what's your deal?"
[JargonScott] thanks, then what's up
>You gives you a quizzical look
>"My... deal?"
"What's you're name? Why are you here? You know, your deal."
>"O-oh... My name is Dust Droplet. And I was her because I was waiting for the sun to set."
>She boops your nose and smiles
>"How about you? Who are you?"
"I'm TB, and I'm... New to town."
>"TB, that's a silly name."
>She hugs you again, putting her snout against yours, almost a kiss
>He moist breath agaisnt your lips
>You lay back down, she still holding yoi
>Another long time pause sits
>What do?
[JargonScott] tanks for saving me
[RandomGoy] ^
>You are the one to break the silence
“T-thanks for saving me, by the way."
>She replies be pushing he muzzle even further against your’s
>She makes a cute squeak noise
>Her, what would be lips, are mere millimeters from your lips
>What do?
[Snowglobe] >Her body is moisture>Drink lips
[JargonScott] push into the cloud
[RandomGoy] get excited
>You push you lips forward slightly, connecting with the cloud
>You inhale slightly, some water filling your mouth
>She moans slightly
[Snowglobe] oh boy
>Your face begins to grow red, you're getting a little flusters
>She lays on top of you
>Slowly she lowers herself onto you
>He body begins to envelop yours
>She pulls he snout away from you
>"You have some of me in tou, it's only fair that I have some of you in me~"
>She countinues to cover your body in her moist fluff
[Snowglobe] whoa
[JargonScott] :O
>What do?
[JargonScott] >try not to spill spaghetti
[Snowglobe] Fair's fair.
[Snowglobe] Get some TB up in that.
>You just sit back and let her do her thing
>Wetness soaks your fur
>It not cold, but it's uncomfortably chilly
>He lowering stops as she takes a sharp inhale
>You look up at her
>She's arching her back
>She take another sharp inhale
>She sits still for a second
>"-Choo!"
>She sneezes
>She looks at you and smiles, a little drop of water hanging from her nose
>What do?
[Snowglobe] >Lick water in sensual manner
>You stick your tongue out and run it up the cloud's snout, taking the little drop of water into your mouth
>She pulls back a little
>"That's gross."
>She rubs her muzzle with her hoofsies
>You just sit and smile
>What do?
[Snowglobe] >Tell her to squeeze us as hard as she can while we do the rest of the work.
>You place your hooves on top of hers, pushing down slightly>More liquid dribbles from her snout
>She resists slightly
>However, she seems to not be completely against it as you lick the water from her nosey
>It taste like water, no real flavor to it
>After letting you do this a few more time she finally draw back and gets off you
>You stand up and walk next to her
>"I have to go."
"Why?"
>"If I say down here to long my body will condense to water. I'll die."
"O-oh..."
>She begins to float into the air
>What do?
[JargonScott] let's take her back up to where she needs to be
[Snowglobe] Yeah, unless she'll form kind of a crazy undead, she can't be our strange waifu if she dies.
>You flap your wings, following behind her
>There is no speaking
>You just follow her as she goes higher and higher
>She finally stops, turning to you
>She doesn't say anything, just puts her arms around you
>"Thank you."
>You place your arms around her and hold her close
"Will I be able to visit you?"
>"Probably not for a while. I need to atay high up for a while so my body can completely recover, but I can visit you."
[JargonScott] yay
>You smile and nod, happy that you get to keep this fraand
>The hug last a while longer before you two slip
>She goes up, you go down
>Once you reach the ground, you look up
>You can't see her, but it feels good to know she's there
End session

>You are now flying above Ponyville
>It's dusk, the sun low on the horizon
>What do?
 [MobileSharks] We're flying?
[MobileSharks] Try not to fall
>You are constantly trying not to fall
[MobileSharks] Anyway, examine your surroundings
[MobileSharks] And examine the nature of your flyin
[RandomGoy] Think of where to sleep
[MobileSharks] Oh right, it's almost night
>You flap around, scanning the area below
>Ponyville is small and rather quiet
>You can see Sweet Apple Orchard
>On the edge sit the CMC treehouse
>You can also see the Everfree
[RandomGoy] CMC spot should be empty at night and if not, it's children! We'll chill with 'em.
>Flutter's cabin sitting on the boarder of it and the town
[RandomGoy] (what's our butt tattoo?)
(We don't got one. Is perferct.)
>You feel a twing of tiredness
[MobileSharks] Perfect butt
>The treehouse doesn't appear to have any lights on
[MobileSharks] Are we going to the clubhouse or the shyhouse?
Depends on what you guys want
[RandomGoy] Shy is usually at her place, while CMC house can allow us to rest for tonight
[MobileSharks] Are we vagabonding? Are we not on good terms
[RandomGoy] we already have reputation of a kiddy diddler. we only wanted to chat!
Yes, we arrived yesterday. And the CMC were with the kids we tried to 'talk' to
There are other places we can sleep too
[MobileSharks] Okay well, Sleeping in their treehosue would not be good for out reputation. Go see Fluttershy and begin making amends there
You guys jumped to sleeping in the clubhouse before I finished the descriptive scan
So CMC or Flutters or Other?
[MobileSharks] What's the other?
>Your flapping begins to slow
>You continue to look at the ground
>You see the Twi's Fraaaaandship castle
>Several balconies are open, displaying light of different colors
>You continue to fly forward until you bump into a cloud
>You heart races as you think it is Drip
>But it is actually a wall of clouds
>You flap back a few meters
>It's Top Cunt's Cloud house
>Where Sleep now?
[Snowglobe] Twi's place.
[MobileSharks] I mean, If anyone knows how to make friends, it's Twi
[RandomGoy] SHE'S THE FUZZ. Let's try fluttershit
[MobileSharks] Oh shit! Twi's a copper
[CaptainMoneybags] wallow in shame. Try to sleep in midair
[CaptainMoneybags] maybe if we suspend ourselves above a pit of lava, the updraft will keep us afloat
[MobileSharks] Physics
[CaptainMoneybags] fuck yeah
Alright, Twi seems to win
>You float done to the Fraand palace
>As you get closer, you hear music
>Rather thumpy and upbeat
>You hover in front of one of the windows
[MobileSharks] Oh no. We creepin
>A ton of pones are talking and having a good time, it seems
[MobileSharks] This is so bad for our reputation
>They don't seem to pay you any mind
>What do?
[Snowglobe] Knock on the front door.
[MobileSharks] Yeah. The front door is the best option. Don't knock on the window
>You decide that the front door is the best option
>Landing on the ground, you knock a few time
>It takes a few seconds, but the door is opened
>You are greeted by Spike
>"Welcome to the party!"
>He steps aside and lets you through
>The inside is decently packed with ponies
>Enough to make it hard to move around
>You see a refreshments table on the other side of the room
>You hear the music coming from upstairs
>What do?
[RandomGoy] F R A A N D S
[MobileSharks] Avoid seemingly outward pedophilic behaviors
[Auroral] >inb4 we mess up
[Snowglobe] Chat up random ponies about things that don't involve fucking children.
[RandomGoy] WE NEVER WANTED TO FUCK CHILDREN. WE JUST NEEDED FRAANDS
[MobileSharks] True, But they don't know that
>You approach the first pony you see that's alone
>She look familiar, but you can't put your finger-er-hoof on it
>Maybe a background pony
"Hey."
[Snowglobe] applejack?
>"Hey."
"How's it going?"
>"Good."
"How-uh How are you liking the party?
">"Meh."
>She stares into her drink
>"I could use another one."
>She holds the cup up to you
>You balance it on your hoof
[Snowglobe] >interpret words wrong and get her another party
>What do?
[Auroral] what snow said
Goddamn it
>You let the plastic cup drop to the floor as you grab her arm and pull her through the crowd
>"What are you doing!"
"Getting you another party?"
>She rips her arm away from you
>"I meant another drink you... JACKASS!"
>The whole room gasps
>Eyes snap to you and her
>Whispers start filling the room
>What do?
[RandomGoy] we're so retarded
[Auroral] well then
[Snowglobe] >obtain cutie mark in being awkward
No
>As you sit there, mind blanking, a voice calls from the stairs
>"I think you should leave."
>Looking up, you see Twilight on the stairs, slowly trotting down
>She has a very serious face on
>The crowd parts as she approaches you and the mare
>Once she reaches little circle that has formed around you, you find she has a companion
>A little donkey foal in a tiara and a frilly dress
[RandomGoy] WHAT
>Her eyes are wide with sadness
[RandomGoy] W H A T
>"I- Princess, Your highness- Please, He-"
>"I said get out."
>The mare turns in defeat
>But, passing you, she gives you a glare that sends chills down your spine
[RandomGoy] This is terrible. That aint friendship!
>Next, the princess approaches you
>"I apologize, please, enjoy the rest of the party."
>With that, the crowd slowly goes back to doing their own thing
>What do now?
[RandomGoy] Should we catch up to the racist mare?
[Snowglobe] Racist? Did she mistreat the donkey?
[RandomGoy] she called us a Jackass
(Jackass is a racist slang towards donkeys)
[Auroral] we should find out who that mare was, and why she was doing that. also what's up with this party thing?
So go after racist mare?
[Snowglobe] I'd rather just enjoy the party.
[Snowglobe] Make some actual friends and stuff.
[RandomGoy] ask for forgiveness maybe
Rolled
>You decide it's best to let the blame stay on her
>You make your way to the refreshments table
>Pouring yourself a cup of what appears to be fruit punch and grabbing a cookie, you scan the room
>Most of the ponies are residents of the town, although you see some more facily dressed ponies you don't recognize
>Hey, there's Blueblood!
>The Cuck
[Auroral] kek
>"I'm soooo glad you made it!"
>A voice yells from behind you, making you almost drop your drink
>Swiveling around, you find Pinkie on the opposite side of the table
>"I didn't think you'd get the hint that I wanted you to follow me."
>You open your mouth to say you didn't, but are cut off.
>"I hope you're enjoying the party, that crumby mare almost ruined Princess Siel's birthday."
"Princess Siel?"
>She glares at you
>"You mean you didn't know? Princess Siel is the soon-to-be ruler of the Donkey Kingdom. Twilight is her idol and she's gonna help Siel with ruling!""
>"And I got to plan her BIRTHDAY!"
>And with that, she speeds off
>What do?
[RandomGoy] Might as well follow her, since she wants it
>You follow the pink afterimage of the mare as she darts through the crowd
>It travels up the stairs
>On the second floor you find a dance floor
>The music is reminiscent of 90's techno-pop
>You move along the perimeter of the dancing crowd, trying to find the pink mare, but to no avail
>The music is hurting your ears and the light even hurts your shielded eyes
>There are a few places off to the side where ponies are relaxing
>The balcony is open, and seems empty
>What do?
[RandomGoy] relax with pones
[Snowglobe] Use booty dance to attract mates.
[Auroral] l-lewd
>You look to the floor
>Gaining a newfound confidence you step onto the dance floor, right into the middle of the crowd
>Then...
>You start shaking your rear
>Like a madman
>Ponies give you weird looks while other give looks of intrigue
>You continue to shake until you get a cramp and limp off the floor, finding an empty seat
>You wipe the sweat from your brow and relax
>However, a stallion walks up to you
>"You dancing was quite... intriguing.”
>His voice is very flamboyant
>What do?
[Snowglobe] Flirt w/ stallion.
[Auroral] ^^^
>You lean forward
"Yeah, you liked it?"
>Cheeky smile
>Eyes peeking just above sunglasses
>Smooth AF
>"Very much so."
>He gets closer
"Well, maybe I can give you a private lesson some time."
>He takes the seat next to you
>He leans on your shoulder>
"Hmmm... that would be nice~"
[RandomGoy] CUTE
[Auroral] y-yes
>"Would you like something to drink?"
>You nod, parched from that dancing sesh
[RandomGoy] Yes please.
[Snowglobe] Oh just a soda.
>"Don't worry, my drinks are well known to be... knockouts. Hahahaha..."
>He gets up and walks away
>What do?
[Auroral] wait for him to return
[Snowglobe] >knockouts
[Snowglobe] This nigga gonna give us a horse-roofie.
[Auroral] mmhmm~
[CaptainMoneybags] Oh! Cleverly switch drinks when he gives them to us
[Snowglobe] We are not getting raped, Aur. This is the opposite of cool.
[RandomGoy] sure, let's swap them
[Auroral] ^
[RandomGoy] and then rape him! YES!
[Auroral] >not wanting to ride the lock hard unconcious horsecock… a-anyways
>After a few moment he returns with two cups
[Snowglobe] I find consciousness is pretty sexy.
>He places them both on the table next to you
>He lifts his up and sips it, then places it back down
>You stare at your cup, knowing exactly what's in it
[CaptainMoneybags] >glass him
[RandomGoy] Let's not.
[Auroral] drink it anyways
>"Is something wrong?"
"No..."
"Woah, look at those two stallions getting it on!"
>You point to the opposite side of the room
>His head snaps to look and you quickly give the drinks the old switcharoo
>"There aren't any ponies doing anything lewd over there!"
"Hmm... I guess it was just a lamp."
>You sip the cup
[Snowglobe] I kinda question why he'd go for the roofie. We were clearly interesting in boning anywa- this nigga's a kidney harvester.
>He shrugs and picks up the cup and down the whole thing, encouraging you to do the same
>You do, a somewhat cheeky smile spread across your face>
"Let's go out to the balcony, shall we?"
>What do?
[CaptainMoneybags] >INB4 HE ROOFIED HIS OWN DRINK
This isn't the Princess Bride
[CaptainMoneybags] >BECAUSE HE KNEW WE'D SWITCH THEM
[Snowglobe] >inb4 he pulled the move from the princess bride and roofied both drinks, knowing he is immune
[Snowglobe] Suggest being lewd on the balcony.
[Auroral] ^^^
"A place where we can be all alone, sounds nice~"
>You run your hoof up and down his chest
[Auroral] l>ruffle his chest tuft l-lewd
>You both get up and make your way out the door to the *mostly* empty balcony
>There are two mares
>One seems to be sulking in the corner, the other comforting her
>You pay them no mind as you and the stallion move towards the railing
>Leaning over it he takes a deep breath
>"This town is lovely."
>You smile and nod
>He puts his arm around you, pulling you close
>You caught slightly off guard
>You look at him, and he at you
>He begins to lean in, puckering his lips
>What do?
[RandomGoy] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, Do it!
[Auroral] ^^^
[CaptainMoneybags] >GLASS HIM
[Snowglobe] Kiss the boy.
[Auroral] what snow said
>You lean in as well, your lips connecting
>His warm breath fills your mouth as you sit there in the moonlight
>His tongue slithers in, wrestling yours
>He pulls you closer, leaning you backwards over the railing
>You close your eyes
>This was much better than you had imagined
[Snowglobe] >Be ready to fly if this nigga pushes us off
[RandomGoy] Paranoia is our middle name
>This goes one for several minute until he pulls away
>A string of saliva still connecting you
>"I-I'm sorry, I just feel a little light-headed."
>He rubs his temple before stumbling, bracing himself on the railing
>His eyes close and he slides to the floor of the balcony
>He's out like a light
>What do?
[RandomGoy] Casually toss him over
[Snowglobe] I was expecting that to get way worse.
[Snowglobe] >Ask mares if they wouldn't mind watching 'our friend' while we go get the princess and tell her.
[RandomGoy] or that
>You look around
>That bastard spiked the drink
>You'd toss him off if there weren't witnesses
>The mares don't seem to really care
>They are still talking in the corner
>You start walking towards them
>As you get closer you see their colors
>One is Yellow with a pink mane
>The other...
>Blue with a rainbow mane
>What Do?
[RandomGoy] Unload the rapist on them, explain the situation.
[Snowglobe] Anyway keep going with my plan.
(Remember: RD smashed our cloud waifu)
[RandomGoy] Then find someone responsible for security
[Snowglobe] Poke head into danceroom, ask closest pony to step out here and help you with something.
>You back away before Top Cunt can see you
>She'd probably deck you one
>Instead, you poke your head into the room
>There is a stallion right next to the door
"Hey man, can I get some help?"
>He shrugs, downs the remander of his drink, than follows you
"Can you watch my 'friend' over there?"
>Again, he shrugs
>You venture back into the house
>You scan the room for Purple Smart
>No luck
>What do?
[RandomGoy] Where's gosh darn security, do we need to vigilante it up?
[Snowglobe] Try asking someone where Twi (or a guard) is.
>You find the next closest pony
>A mare, who looks middle aged, and completely sauced
>Which is funny because there is no Alcohol here
"Excuse me, do you know where I can find the princess? Or possibly a guard?"
"Yesh I shure do, big boy. The prinshesh is on the roof with that jackass princess."
"T-thanks."
>You quickly retreat back to the balcony and lift off
>You quickly make it to the roof and find the Princesses there, their backs to you
>What do?
[JargonScott] be all 'ayyyy
[Snowglobe] Ask to speak to Twi, tell her there's a been a crime.
>You approach quietly, as to not disturb them
>"... And that's Caprica, she was a warrior of the 5 millenia."
>Twilight points to the stars, the filly by her side letting out an 'Oooooo'
>You clear your throat
>They both look back at you
"I-I uh, A crime was just almost commited?"
>Twilight stands quickly
>"What happened!?"
"Nothing serious, just some stallion tried to... ahhh..."
[Auroral] how would you explain that somepony tried to drug you?
[RandomGoy] exactly like that
>You look at the filly
[Snowglobe] >Say you'd prefer if the child didn't hear.
>She's staring directly at you
"This isn't appropriate for a child."
>"I'm a princess!"
>Twi looks to her then back to you
>She kinda gives you the signal to continue but keep it less graphic
"He-uh-He tried to slip me a micky and get my goat."
>Wink Wink
>She gives you a look of worry and disbelief
"I switch the drinks and he's passed out on the balconey right now. Look for yourself."
>Twilight walks to the edge and peers down
>She looks back at you
>Then back down
>"There's no stallion there."
>You dash over and look for yourself
>There is, indeed, no more stallion
>Now you look like a liar and a rapist/organ harvester is on the loose
>What do?
[RandomGoy] Bastard! Give her general description.
[RandomGoy] YOU DID suckle on him for 1 minute, surely you can remember.
[Auroral] well dash and flutters were nearby, they should know what happened
[Snowglobe] Describe appearance to her to her swiftly.
[Snowglobe] Then go to balcony to check. Between Dash, Flutters, and that other stallion, somepony must have saw something.
"I'm not lying! He was tall, had a brown mane and tail, and yellow-orange coat, he was very flamboyant. I can't remember a cutie mark. There was another stallion I asked to watch him."
>She looks at you
>"If that is true, we'll keep an eye out for him, but please, find a guard. Siel has alot to learn and we have little time."
>She turns back and puts her arm around the filly
>Siel keeps looking at you
>She seems... worries
>The moon silhouetting the two as the walk to the opposite side of the roof.
>What do?
[RandomGoy] Fuck this party, man. Two incidents. Fly to CMC house to spend the night, should be nice, empty and comfy
>You take off, defeated and saddened
[TerryBogard]
>You fly across town to the Apple's Orchard
>You land on the outskirts, just outside the CMC clubhouse
>No lights are on
>You push the door open and duck your head as you walk in
>The places is empty
>Some boxes lie against the wall
>There is a rug in the middle of the floor
>A ladder leading to the second level
>What do?
[Auroral] check under the rug
[Snowglobe] And inside boxes.
>You lift the rug, but find only dust bunnies
>You turn your attention to the boxes, carefully opening them
[RandomGoy] check upstairs.
>Inside you find nick-nacks and posters for the Wonderbolts and such
>Climbing the ladder you find a small, empty room with a telescope pointed towards the heavens
>you return to the base level
>What do now?
[Auroral] look in the tellerscope at the stars\and the moon
[Snowglobe] Consider how qualified we are to be a professional flyer.
[Auroral] that too
>You reclimb the ladder, wanting to gaze at the wonders of space
>While you do so, you think about becoming a professional flyer
>Those skin tight latex outfits
>Unf
[Auroral] l-lewd tb
>Anyways, you get up to the second floor and peer through the telescope
>Spinning it around, you find the moon
>The big beautiful space rock
>It's very relaxing to look at
>You wish you had some way to pass the entire night in just a few seconds and spend it looking at the moon
>Instead, you eyelids begin to sag
>You let out a yawn
>What do?
[RandomGoy] sleep
>You once again descend to the base floor and lie down on the rug
>Sleeps slowly overtakes you
>It's warm and inviting
End Session

>You are TB
>You wake up to the sound of water
>Opening your eyes you find you are on a cliff near a waterfall
>The sky is spotted with an abnormal amount of stars
>What do?
[RandomGoy] w-why are we not inside
[Snowglobe] Examine/drink water.
>You contemplate how you got here as you approach the rushing river
>You dip a hoof in it
>The current feels slower than it appears
>It is also rather chilly
>You bring your wet hoof up to you mouth and lick some of the residue off
>It tastes...
>Sweet
>Almost sugary
>You dip you entire head in and continue to drink
>After satiating your thirst, you sit and listen to the water
>What do?
 [Snowglobe] Huh. I suppose try flying up high to gain an idea of where we are.
>You flap you wings and take off, flying towards the sky
>However, the stars seem to get closer as you fly towards them
>You connect with a soft substance
>You begin to get tangled in it
>It's blue-black and resembles hair
>What do?
[RandomGoy] Prince Moonbottom has you in his grasp!
[Snowglobe] Keep an eye out for whatever goth spider weaved this web.
[RandomGoy] rub his fur
>You become ensnared and find it hard to move
>You feel vibrations through the fibers
>You begin to panics, unable to turn your head and see what was coming
>Something moves into your view
>All you can see is a hairy throax of something
>What do?
 [Snowglobe] Inform the spider that if it's going to eat us, it could at least have the decency to cook us properly.
[RandomGoy] Starting singing The Sound of Darkness. "Hello Darkness my old friend..."
"I-if you're going to eat me, at least cook me first!"
>You feel two of its furry arms grab you and pull you from the web
"Hello Darkness, my old friend~"
>The arms lift you up
>"Hello, visitor."
>Its...
>Luna
>A Drider Luna
>What do?
 [Snowglobe] Complement the new look.
[RandomGoy] Yeah, sure, do that
"Princess? I-I like the new look."
>"I thought it would be an appropriate appearance for your taste."
"My tastes?"
>She knows
"C-can you read my mind?"
>"Only while you dream. You are not from this world."
>You shake your head
>"Interesting."
>She carries you down to the ground
 [RandomGoy] Ask her about the reason why she's here.
"Why are you here?"
>"You are in my realm. I've never experienced a creature such as you before. You certainly aren't an equine, at least you weren't always one.”
>"Please, tell me who or what you are."
>Her tone is stern, almost warning
>What do?
[RandomGoy] RandomGoyhuhEither tell her you're a miserable pile of secrets
[Snowglobe] Go for the bluff anyway. She should have no idea what that show is, and if we can get treated like royalty, all the better.
"I am a miserable pile of secrets."
>She turns her back to you
>"So you won't tell me?"
[NakedSharks] this situation is not ideal
"I-I never said I wouldn't-"
>"No need. I see you may be a threat. I won't seek action, but I will be keeping an eye on you."
>With that, the world begins to melt away
[RandomGoy] DANG IT
>You sit up
>You're on the floor of the CMC clubhouse
>You hear rustling and voices outside
>What do?
 [Snowglobe] Abscond.
>You quickly look around for an exit
>The only other option is the back window
>You quickly dash to it and unlock it, flinging it open and flying out, just as the front door opens
>You flap just above the tree line of SAA
>What do?
 [Snowglobe] >Stealthily observe source of rustling.
[RandomGoy] We can hit on her too if derpy gig failsNo no!Check out your surroundingsand rustling
>You turn around and land softly on the clubhouse roof
>You carefully look around from the vantage point
>Nothing seems to be going on in the orchard
>You see a tree shake far into the center, but nothing to big
>You peek down, looking into the clubhouse window to find the source of the voices
>In the clubhouse you see Sweetiebelle, Scootaloo, and Big Mac
>They seem to be retreving a board game from one of the boxes
>What do?
 [Snowglobe] >Leave seen without being scene.
>You carefully and quietly flap your wings and take off from the roof
>You are once again above Sweet Apple Orchard
>What do?
 [Snowglobe] Go to Zecora hut.
>You decide to find someone a little more strange than the average pony
>You take off and head towards the everfree
>You look for Ponyville's residential Zebra's house
>Problem is, you have no idea where it is
>You circle the everfree for a while, but don't see anything
>What do?
[Snowglobe] Go in on foot. Err, hoof.
>You land on the edge of the forest
>The thick canopy let's you see little, so you decide to hoof it
>You venture into the dark and dingy place
>You hooves sinking into the muck on the forest floor
>You keep walking until you reach a river
>Its current is to fast let you cross
>What do?
 [Snowglobe] Look for nearby lifeforms who may assist.
>You look around, see if there is anyone or anything that can help you
>Further down the stream you see movement
>Something big in the water
>It's just a shade darker blue that the river
>What do?
 [Snowglobe] Throw small pebble near dark thing to attract attention. Being ready to run like a bitch if needed.
>You find a nearby rock and pick it up with your hoof
>You toss it at the... whatever it is
>However, your toss goes wide, not even hitting the water
>You hang your head in shame
>What do now?
[Snowglobe] Stick head in water to see.
>You stick you head in the water
>As you try to see what down there, the glasses Pinkie gave you slip from your face
>They flow downstream
>You hear a splash from bellow
>Raising you head from the water you see a blue Water Serpent examining your tiny glasses in their giant claw
>What do?
[RandomGoy] "S-Snake, what took you so long...?"
[RandomGoy] tell that to the serpenthope it gives glasses back
[Snowglobe] Yeah, ask for the glasses back.
>You approach the serpent
"Snake, what took you so long?"
>It looks at you
>"Huh? Snake? My names Arisia."
>It's a chick
"Can I have those back?"
>You point to the glasses with your hoof
>She hands them back to you, carefully pinching them between her nails
>You gently take them and wiped them off
>Placing them back on your face you find that Arisia is looking at you
>What do?
 [Snowglobe] Thank and engage in conversation. Ask about her and stuff.
"Thank you. So, what brings you here? I know Serpents inhabit this river, but I've never seen you before."
>"Oh, I'm actually visiting my... Hmm... nevermind. Tell me about you."
>She leans in close
>Maybe a little too close
>You can feel her breath on you
>What do?
[RandomGoy] Smile with all of your teeth.
[RandomGoy] she tries to bite, chew off her tongue
>You smile wide, showing all your teeth
>She giggles, doing the same
>Yeah, she does it better than you
>Rows of sharp biters stare you in the face
[Snowglobe] Compliment her chompers.
>You retreat slightly, but her hand grabs you around the midsection
[Snowglobe] oh boy
[Auroral] woah
[RandomGoy] WOAH HOAH
>She lifts you up and presses you to her chest
>"You're so cute!"
>What do?
[RandomGoy] gently rub against her chest, gotta stay cute. No one eats cute stuff.
[Snowglobe] Well, most people don't. She probably eats mostly fish though. Thank her and awkwardly compliment her look in return.
>You nuzzle her chest with your mane
>She chuckles, presumably being tickled
"T-thank you, Arisia~"
"You're cute too."
>The giggles again
>She continues to hold you for a few minutes
>She beings to softly hum
>It sounds like a lalluby
>You can feel the vibration through her chest
>They are gentle
>What do?
[Snowglobe] Join the hum and enjoy this oddly saccharine moment.
>You begin to join the hum
>Nuzzling more against her, you close your eyes
>You feel a warmth spread from your heart
>You put your arms around her
>"It'll be okay, Steven~"
>You open your eyes as she suddenly stops hummig and pulls you away
>She places you on the riverside
>"I-I'm so sorry!"
>She looks at you with frantic, but sad eyes
>"I... I have to go."
>She quickly receeds into the water
[Snowglobe] DIVE IN AND PURSUE
>You can see her shadow as she swims down stream
>What do?
[Snowglobe] Swim after her scaly ass.
>You jump in the water
>The current begins to carry you faster than you can swim
>You begin to tumble, unable to controll yourself
>You catch glimpses of Arisia as you toss and turn
>Eventually, you see her climb onto the shore
>You are washed past her without her noticing you
[Snowglobe] Dammit.
(Rolled a 1)
>You continue to flow with the stream
>Then, everything seems to start floating
>Opening your eyes you see high above the trees between the water
>What do?
End Session