Beautiful Sword Desc. and Misc Silly Edits

		0+ kills = "This old sword is thoroughly worn and rusted, but surprisingly still quite sharp. The pommel and guard are heavily decorated in gold and brass. Some craftsman probably poured his heart and soul into this blade."
		2+ kills = "This sword has lost a bit of rust, though still quite worn. The pommel and guard are heavily decorated in gold and brass. Some craftsman poured his heart and soul into this blade."
		4+ kills = "This beautiful sword has lost its rust and regained its edge. The pommel and guard are heavily decorated in gold and brass. Some craftsman clearly poured his heart and soul into this blade."
		6+ kills = "This beautiful sword glows softly in the sun. The pommel and guard are heavily decorated in gold and brass. Some craftsman clearly poured his heart and soul into this blade."
		11+ kills = "This beautiful sword gleams with nearly-fulfilled potential. The pommel and guard are heavily decorated in gold and brass. Some craftsman clearly poured his heart and soul into this blade."
		All kills and Corrupted Glades destroyed = "This beautiful sword shines with fulfilled potential. The pommel and guard are heavily decorated in gold and brass. Some craftsman would be proud of the blade finally realizing it's full potential."
		Too many kills :( = "You've cheated! Some craftsman would be crestfallen you've done this."

		If silly and wearing Kokiri Clothes or Adventurer's Chain (normal or lewd):

	-Change 'beautiful sword' to 'sword of evil's bane' and the description to 'The pommel and winged-guard are a rich purple.'.
	-Change 'Wooden Shield' to 'Kokiri Shield' and the description to "A wooden shield that looks to be cleft from the bark of a particularly large tree. Decorated with what can be best described as a curly, red 'y'"
	-Change 'Kite shield' to 'Hylian shield' and the description to "A metal kite shield, painted blue with a red, bird-like iconography and an odd yellow triangle"
	-Misc suggestions: Vit tincture to red potion, Warhammer to Megaton Hammer (unless that's not what the OoT hammer was called and my memory is playing tricks on me), Faerie encounter where she goes "Hey, Listen!" and punches your balls or something, Being human with aryan features and elf ears changes your race to hylian or kokiri if child, Marble's Milk/non-transformative milk products to Lon-Lon Milk