What’s your SF political scandal?
I was [1] by [2] because I was [3] [4]

1: Birth month
January, February: arrested
March: fired
April: recalled
May, June: canceled
July, August: indicted
September, October: forced to resign
November: wiretapped
December: paid hush money

2: Birth day of month
1 to 3: the SF Chronicle
4 to 6: the Supervisors
7 to 9: London Breed
10 to 12: DSA
13 to 15: the FBI
16 to 18: angry voters
19 to 21: the school board
22 to 24: Chesa Boudin
25 to 27: YIMBYs
28 to 31: Matt Haney on Twitter

3: First letter of first name
A, B, C: taking bribes for
D, E: funneling money through
F, G: calling the cops on
H, I, J: offensive texts about
K, L: making Twitter bots about
M, N, O: expediting contracts for
P, Q: forging checks from
R, S: funding political mail about
T, U: taking kickbacks from
V, W: demanding a shadow study on
X, Y, Z: posting bad takes about

4: First letter of last name
A, B: Recology
C, D: luxury condos
E, F: those honeybear things
G, H: the cable cars
I, J: the teachers’ unions
K, L: Ferris wheels
M, N: venture capitalists
O, P: $17 salads
Q, R: corporate landlords
S, T: the Central Subway
U, V: UCSF Parnassus
W, X: Lowell High admissions
Y, Z: Shared Spaces