Jojo Force Sobriety

JoJo draped Gloria on the ground and drew back his fist. Drunkenness was determined by alcohol in the bloodstream. With enough Force energy—the Force that pervades all—he believed he could...!

"FORCE... SOBRIETY!"

His fist slammed into Gloria's sternum. The Force shot through her, a delicate operation he could never have achieved without ample practice in the long years on Tristan da Cunha. With the Force, he pervaded Gloria's bloodstream and divided the alcohol from the fresh blood cells. All throughout her veins his Force coursed, pulsing, brimming, bursting—

"AAAAAAAAIEEE!" Gloria shot up, eyes wide, as the pent-up alcohol that had seeped into her bloodstream via endless hours behind the Tristan da Cunha bar spewed out her mouth and splattered the already bile-splattered walkway. All befuddlement left her at once but she saw the giant form of Smith bringing down his foot to stomp them to paste and screamed.

- Voeltz Semi-Finals