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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #662
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- >The Hotel has an all out Pillow war going on as a way to get out all those pent up frustrations out
- >The rules are no killing, as well as no powers and the war will be over once all the flags from either side are taken
- >also its girls verses boys
- >So far the girls have been winning by taking over the first floor and part of the 2nd floor
- >Anon, Husker, Angel and Alistor are all huddled around a makeshift Tent they're using for home base
- >Husker speaks up first
- >"Okay guys we're getting our asses kicked out there"
- "What are we supposed to do? They've got a walking blender on their side"
- >"Boy's focus, now I think I have a plan that just might work."
- >Alistor's grin seems to be bigger than normal as he says this
- >Angel turns to look at him
- >"Okay Al, what'cha have in mind?"
- >Cut to the girls who are celebrating their most recent triumph
- >Charlie's eating an icecream cone in her bright pink Footie pajamas while Vaggie looks over the battle plans
- >Niffty and Cherri are chilling out eating pizza before the next assault begins
- >Out of nowhere Angel in this appears
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fet2BHtWBsk
- >It's a surprise attack from the boys and this time they came prepared
- >Angel begins knocking everything over while the rest of the boys hide behind him a phalanx
- >Angel whacks Vaggie and flails wildly in hopes to be as terrifying as possible
- >All the girls scream in surprise
- >Anon breaks formation and goes for the flags and Husker follows suit to cover him
- >Alistor sits back and watches his plan unfold
- >As Anon gets to the flags he's stopped by a pillow to the face
- >Niffty has gone akimbo with two slightly smaller pillows and begins to maul Anon with them
- >Husker tries his best to knock her off him but is also slammed by a pillow to the back of the head
- >Cherri sitting there with an evil smirk on her face prepares to toss another
- "Husker! Don't worry about me, get the flags!"
- >Husker grunts and deftly snatches 4 flags and books it (3 boys 1 girls)
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- >With the flags in tow the boys begin to retreat back to their headquarters back on the 4th floor
- >So far the boys have made little head way
- >However they've in turn won back their flags in the end
- >The boys having 5 flags now and the girls having 4
- >It's been over thirty minutes now and the hotel has gone quiet
- >way too quiet and now the boys are getting restless
- >"This isn't good guys, we haven't had any conflict in half an hour... They gotta be planning something"
- >Alistor nods and looks over to Anon
- >"Anon, my boy I have a special mission for you."
- "A special.... oh no you don't mean."
- >"Thats correct! You're going on a recon mission"
- "Oh Great, here we go"
- >Anon gets up and Alistor hands him a walkie talkie
- >"Report anything suspicious is that clear?"
- "10-4, if I'm not back in 15 minutes then something went wrong"
- >Anon proceeds out of the room and begins to sneak his way along the halls
- >Anon slinks through the 3rd story halls and scopes out some of the rooms the girls might be hiding in
- >.... Nothing
- *Beep* "This is Cobra 1 to cobra commander, 3rd story is clear" *Beep*
- >Anon moves to the second floor where he spies Charlie and Vaggie braiding each others hair and doing icky girly things
- >eugh cooties
- *Beep* "This is Cobra 1 I've spied too Charlie's (pun intended) in the lounge on the second story... they don't seem to be alert" *Beep*
- >*Beep* This is cobra commander, move in and see if you can get a fix on their next flag over and out *Beep*
- "Confirmed" anon says under his breathe
- >Anon stealth crawls over to the door and listens in to what the girls are saying
- >"Did you hear what Angel told me the other day?" Charlie says
- >"No? What?" Says Vaggie currently finishing up Charlie's hair
- >Ugh its all just girl gossip
- >Anon turns around to be pelted with a pillow and knocked to the ground
- >"Uh-uh-uh looks like we got ourselves a peeping tom!"
- >its Cherri and Niffty again
- >And they've got a rope
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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHr3ag7B410
- >The boys have been playing solitare for awhile when Alistor brings them all to attention
- "Boys, it's been exactly 15 minutes since we last had contact with Anon which only means one thing... he's been found out"
- >Angel drops his cards
- >"Found out?! He was our sneaky boy! Oh great!"
- >Husker pipes up "Where was the last place we had contact with him?"
- >Alistor looks at his notepad and adjusts his monocle
- >"It appears we lost contact with him on the 2nd floor lounge room... Angel get back in your suit."
- >"Aww man why do I always have to be in the suit."
- >Meanwhile back at the girls HQ
- >They've managed to move Anon to a chair and have began to torture through the most cruel and unnatural ways possible
- >They've began to put make up on him
- >Charlie's been having so much fun with this
- >"Oh, Anon you look so pretty right now!"
- >She says as she holds up a mirror his face
- >He screams a muffled scream but the dirty sock they shoved in his mouth prevents most of it
- >"All right Anon, now that your make ups done we get to move on to sparkles and nail polish!" Vaggie says as she brings out an assortment of girly icky
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- adding from last bit
- >"All right Anon, now that your make ups done we get to move on to sparkles and nail polish!" Vaggie says as she brings out an assortment of girly icky things.
- >Vaggie begins to point her fingers at a few of the polishes
- >"Which one do you like most Anon? I think the Velvet red would look so good on you don't you think?!
- "MMMPHG AAGHPH"
- >"Whats that? You think so too? Okay here we go!"
- >Back to the boys they've geared up and are approaching the lounge
- >Husker stops them half way down the hall
- >"Hey guys... I got a bad feeling about this."
- >Alistor turns to him
- >"Husker my boy wheres your sense of fun? Now lets get our agent back!"
- >As he says this more pillows come flying by
- >Alistor bobs to the side as a pillow goes flying past him and hits husker in the face knocking him to the ground as he's dragged away by rope into the dark
- >Angel begins to charge blindly in the dark and runs into a wall..
- "Alistor help! I can't get up!"
- >"Oh bother! cleaver ambush tactics girls, it seems you've bested my men."
- >Cherri comes walking out of the shadows with another pillow in hand.
- "Heh, yep now you're all coming with us"
- >The Boys were all captured declaring the girls the winners of this war
- >The losing side had to bear with the girls dolling them up and taking their pictures.
- >Everyone except Angel considered this punishment really.
- >Now the Hotel has their photo's framed in the lobby for a week as a trophy
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