Joy to the world, my intern’s dead!
I just caved in her head!
She said she tell my wife
So I ended her life
And now she can’t tell a soul!
And now she can’t tell a soul!
Aaaaaaaaand now she can’t tell a soul!
Joy to the world, my intern’s gone!
Where did it go wrong?
If went from hugs and kisses
To “I’m gonna tell the Mrs.”
And so the bitch had to die,
And so the bitch had to die.
And sooooooo the bitch she had to die.

(to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
He has his own show on MSNBC
Every morning with co-host Mika B.
But do you remember,
When Joe was a Congress member?
Lori the fresh-faced intern
Used to work for Scarborough
Back when he was in Congress
And looking for a cute side-ho
She was naïve and smitten
With her handsome new boyfriend
But Lori didn’t realize
Just how their affair would end.
Then one balmy summer night,
Lori heard Joe say:
“I can’t let you tell my wife.”
Then he snapped and took her life.
Then Joe retired from Congress
To “spend more time with family.”
But we all know the reason
Is cuz he murdered poor Lori.