Eng Chef (2014)

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You walk here?

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Alright, good. Turn around.

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Legs out.

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The bag.

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Gotta still hit
the farmers' market.

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- What time is it?
- 10:00-ish.

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It's 10:00?

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I gotta pick up the kid.
Where's Tony?

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Tony and I were out late last night.
But don't worry, he's gonna be here.

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- You got this?
- Yes.

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He's not gonna flake.
Neither am I.

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Hey. Hey, hey, hey!

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- Yes, Chef.
- Wake up.

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We got a critic coming today.

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Why you think
I slept here for, bro?

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Let's get going on the soup.
We're behind on the egg prep.

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And get the mise on the steak.
You still shitfaced?

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- No, I'm good. I'm good, Chef.
- Alright.

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Help Martin with the pig.
We got the pig.

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Lechon!

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- Hey, pal.
- Hey.

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Buckle up, buddy. Sorry I'm late.

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I'm used to it.

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Listen, pal, I don't think we have time
to catch a movie today.

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Is it 'cause
you're getting reviewed?

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- Yeah, how'd you know about that?
- Mom told me.

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What'd she say?

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She said you might be
a little worried.

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- She said I was worried?
- Yeah.

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Well, Mom doesn't know me
that well, OK?

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- She's pretty spot-on about you.
- Oh, yeah?

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You know what Mommy thinks
I should be doing?

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- What?
- That I should get a food truck.

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- I like food trucks.
- Yeah, I like food trucks.

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Who doesn't like food trucks?

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Can you picture me
driving a food truck? I'm a chef.

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I work in a restaurant.

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Listen, I gotta go to the farmers' market,
pick up some ingredients.

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OK. Can I come?

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I thought I'd drop you off
at the restaurant.

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- Molly's there.
- No, I wanna go with you.

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- You're not gonna ask me
for everything you see? -No.

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It's not about you eating,
it's about me buying groceries.

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- I know.
- OK. Good.

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- You got the purple and white?
- Just orange.

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Just orange?
Alright, give me six bunches of those.

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- Or eight of the small.
- Dad.

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Hang on a second, buddy. And on the
radishes here, I use the tops, OK?

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- I need consistent tops.
- Dad.

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Is that what's happening?
Six of these. Let's see what we got.

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- Dad.
- What do you want, Percy?

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- Can I please have kettle corn?
- Daddy's working, OK?

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No, you're not gonna get kettle...

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- Why don't you get a piece of fruit?
- I don't want fruit.

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How can you even ask for kettle corn?
You know what it is?

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- No.
- It's carbs covered with sugar, OK?

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Look at this piece of fruit.

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It's beautiful.

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How could you
even want kettle corn

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with gorgeous fruit like this
in front of you?

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Why don't you have
a piece of fruit?

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So apparently they're sending
a big reviewer

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who's also some huge food blogger.

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- You know what a food blogger is?
- Yeah.

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A guy who writes about food
on the internet.

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I know what a food blogger is.

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Well, this guy's a big one,
and a lot of these big guys,

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they don't like me.

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They got it in for me because I got
good write-ups when I started out.

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- They're haters.
- Exactly.

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We didn't have that word
when I was growing up.

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There was no word for hater.

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The most you would say
is that somebody was, like, jealous,

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which didn't really capture it.

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The sausage guy's here.
You ever try andouille sausage?

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- No.
- It's spicy.

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- You like spicy?
- No.

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It's not so spicy. Come on.

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That's from New Orleans.
You ever heard of New Orleans?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah?

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It's part of the United States.

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It's part of the Louisiana Purchase
from Napoleon.

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Yeah. Um, that was...

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I mean, like, now.
That was a long time ago.

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- 1803.
- Whatever.

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Talking about the food,
the culture, you know?

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Like this andouille sausage.

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- Beignets. You ever hear of that?
- We can get it here.

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Not the same.

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When you have it here, it's good
because it reminds you of,

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like, a whole world of memories
that you have of being there.

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'Cause it's like... I'm telling you,
it's like a whole different world.

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- We should go there sometime.
- Definitely.

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- For real?
- Yeah.

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I mean, not now.

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- But, like...
- When?

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I don't know. I got...
Everything's very full for me.

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- I got this reviewer coming.
- After the review?

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Yeah, after review.
That'd be good.

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I'm off school next month.

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Next month? Yeah.
We could go next month.

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- Awesome.
- Or whatever. Or, like, if you're...

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If it doesn't... I'll ask Mom.

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If it doesn't work out next month,
we'll go later.

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- But we'll definitely check it out.
- I already did. She's cool with it.

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You asked her already?

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Where'd you get a phone?
How come you have a phone already?

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Everybody your age have phones?

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Yo, Popeye,
get the sauce on there, OK?

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Whose bacon is this?
I gotta watch this too?

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When I find out who it is, grab your ankles,
'cause here comes papi chulo.

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Where we at? Talk to me, people.
How we doing?

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The stock's simmering,
the pig's broken down, bacon are fine.

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The stock is simmering.
That means reducing.

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Good. Guys, big night tonight.
You all know what's happening?

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Yeah? OK, let me know
as soon as he's here.

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I want people having fun
at all the tables around.

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Call your pretty friends, bring 'em in.
Tell 'em the tickets are on me.

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The stemware looks crooked.
Let's get out there.

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Don't make me get
the fucking ruler out. Thank you.

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- Oh, Chef.
- I got the good shit.

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- You see this, Martin?
- Look at that. That's a specimen.

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- Baby carrots.
- I got you curry paste with...

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- Copy that. Copy that.
- Carl.

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Not right now, please.

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Where the fuck did you get
these juicy-ass tomatoes?

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- Riva's here.
- OK, you got it? Let's get...

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What the hell's Riva doing here?

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I don't know.
He was on his way back here.

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I got him espresso,
bought you five minutes of time.

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You should meet him
out on the floor.

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Stall him for five minutes.
Let me get the staff going. Please.

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OK. Fine.
Expect him to come back here.

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Yeah, thank you.

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How you gonna keep that psychopath
from coming back here?

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- You gotta have a plan.
- You want me to pickle these?

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Yeah, pickle these.
I want you to pickle...

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- Is Carl in there?
- Yeah.

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Hey, Carl!

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Carl.

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Are you...are you planning
on altering the menu?

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Yeah, I can't do this right now.
Please, just...

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- You know a lot is on the line today.
- I know.

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That's why the menu
has to be perfect.

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- But I can help you plan it.
- I can't do this right now.

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Give me five minutes with my staff,
I'll walk you through the menu.

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I've done this before.
I can help guide you.

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I don't need guidance right now.
I need space.

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Thank you.

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Could we have a little privacy,
guys?

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I ask you to leave,
you gotta look at Carl?

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OK, everybody, tomen cinco.
Take five.

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- You good?
- I got it. Go, go, go.

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Grab a coffee.

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- Let's get something straight.
- Yeah.

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You don't fucking talk to my staff
like that. I talk to my staff.

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That side of the pass is you,
this side is me.

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That was the arrangement
when you hired me.

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OK, now will you listen to me
for a minute?

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Carl, I get ideas.
Sometimes my ideas work.

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I really don't care what magazine said
that you're the next big thing.

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The fact is, you work for me,
in my restaurant, right?

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I've had chefs before you
in this kitchen.

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- I'll have chefs after you. OK?
- Alright, good talk.

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- Let me get back to work.
- You know who's coming tonight.

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We're being reviewed
by the most important critic in the city.

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- Yes. I'm aware.
- His online blog was sold to AOL...

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- For $10 million.
- That's right.

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- You knew that?
- Yes, I know.

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He's a big deal.

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- That's why I wanna cook a good menu.
- You wanna cook a good menu?

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- I wanna cook him some good food.
- Yeah. Well, then...

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And our place is in
a fucking creative rut.

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- In a rut?
- In a creative rut.

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You do know we're doing better
than any place in the neighbourhood?

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I'm not talking about
how much money we're making,

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I'm talking about creatively -
the food that we're serving.

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We've served the same food
for five years.

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Remember what happened
when you put guts on the menu?

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Are you talking about my sweetbreads?
Is that what you mean?

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Yeah. When you put that artsy shit
on the menu, people don't like it.

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Not one person ordered
your sweetbreads.

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Please listen to me.

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I sank a fortune into the remodel
to get you the French cooking top,

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whatever it is, that tabletop.

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- French cooking suite.
- Right.

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Not every chef gets that.
You know why you get it?

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- I appreciate it.
- Do you know why?

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Because you deserve it.

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See, you don't know that.
But I know it.

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You deserve it.

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So be smart just for tonight.

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Look, if you bought Stones tickets

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and Jagger didn't play 'Satisfaction',
how would you feel?

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Would you be happy?

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- No.
- No!

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You'd burn the place
to the fucking ground.

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Your menu works.

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People love it.

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Carl, do what you want tonight.
OK? You're the chef.

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You know what I think?

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I think you should play your hits.

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Alright, let's go.
Pre-shift, guys.

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Big night tonight.

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Here's what we're doing.

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We're gonna go with
the favourites.

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Starting with the caviar egg...

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..scallop, French onion soup...

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..frisée salad...

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..lobster risotto...

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..filet.

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And we're gonna finish strong
with a crowd pleaser,

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chocolate lava cake.

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Talk to Molly about wine pairings.

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Let me know when he gets here.
And let's have fun.

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Put your heart in it, people, big night.
Let's have some fun.

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Good, good.

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Dad.

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Dad.

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Dad! Come on. Let's go.

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Look! It's up, it's up.
It's up, it's up. The review's up.

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To the review. Here we go.

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- To you, baby, to you.
- Here we go.

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- My culinary hero.
- To the team.

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"Gauloises - eager to please."

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- Whoo!
- Yes!

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"10 years ago,
I had the good fortune to dine

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"at Chef Casper's
revelatory Miami bistro, Marrow."

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- Miami in the house!
- Marrow, baby!

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That's your house!

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"The sheer audacity of this
fresh, brave voice of the culinary scene

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"reminded me
why I write about food as a vocation."

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- Yeah!
- That's a lot of pressure.

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"It is nearly impossible to separate
my glowing regard for Chef Casper

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"and how much he inspired me from
my expectations as I sat down to dine

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"at the recently remodelled
Brentwood Gallic staple, Gauloises."

237
00:11:51,570 --> 00:11:54,615
- Yeah, this is good!
- "Oh, how times have changed.

238
00:11:56,241 --> 00:12:00,579
"Over the last decade, Carl Casper has
somehow managed to transform himself

239
00:12:00,746 --> 00:12:02,873
"from the edgiest chef in Miami

240
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:07,086
"to the needy aunt
that gives you $5 every time you see her

241
00:12:07,252 --> 00:12:08,754
"in hopes that you will like her,

242
00:12:08,921 --> 00:12:11,632
"but instead causes you
to shrink from her cloying embrace

243
00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:15,719
"which threatens to smother you
in her saggy, moist cleavage.

244
00:12:16,762 --> 00:12:18,138
"The signature app,

245
00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:21,517
"intended to impress
the country club brunch crowd,

246
00:12:21,683 --> 00:12:23,519
"is the caviar egg.

247
00:12:24,561 --> 00:12:26,563
"A shirred egg topped with
a dollop of caviar

248
00:12:26,730 --> 00:12:29,608
"is an excuse for the chef
to overcharge us

249
00:12:29,775 --> 00:12:32,694
"for his insecurity
and lack of imagination.

250
00:12:34,071 --> 00:12:37,825
"Carl Casper can best be summed up
by the first bite of his needy

251
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:40,619
"and yet by some miracle
also irrelevant

252
00:12:40,786 --> 00:12:42,830
"chocolate lava cake.

253
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:48,335
"Casper didn't even have the courage
to undercook the cake,

254
00:12:48,502 --> 00:12:51,630
"thus curiously lacking
its signature molten centre."

255
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,383
"This sad dessert is emblematic

256
00:12:54,550 --> 00:12:56,844
"of Carl Casper's
disappointing new chapter.

257
00:12:57,928 --> 00:13:01,390
"His dramatic...weight gain
can only be explained

258
00:13:01,557 --> 00:13:03,058
"by the fact
that he must be eating

259
00:13:03,225 --> 00:13:06,103
"all the food
sent back to the kitchen."

260
00:13:06,270 --> 00:13:07,938
Two stars.

261
00:13:11,483 --> 00:13:13,986
I don't get it. I don't get it.

262
00:13:14,153 --> 00:13:16,280
Everyone loved it.
He loved it, even.

263
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:19,742
Then why'd he write all that mean shit
about me? About my food?

264
00:13:19,908 --> 00:13:22,286
Who cares? Who cares?

265
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:23,954
I do. 'Cause I could have
done better.

266
00:13:24,121 --> 00:13:26,039
I should have cooked
the shit I was gonna cook.

267
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:30,043
You're ignoring the fact
that everyone was happy

268
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:33,589
and you're making a problem
where there's no problem.

269
00:13:33,756 --> 00:13:35,215
It's not hard
to make people happy.

270
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,968
There's certain things you could put
on a menu that'll make everybody happy.

271
00:13:38,135 --> 00:13:40,637
If you put ahi tuna on a menu,
it will sell out.

272
00:13:40,804 --> 00:13:42,431
It's guaranteed. You know that.

273
00:13:42,598 --> 00:13:45,058
But I cooked the beef cheek,
which is a better dish,

274
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,602
and nobody wants to even try it.

275
00:13:46,769 --> 00:13:49,146
- It was good, though.
- Yeah, for family meal.

276
00:13:49,313 --> 00:13:50,773
Well, who you cooking for, though?

277
00:13:50,939 --> 00:13:52,691
That's my point.
Why do I have to pick?

278
00:13:52,858 --> 00:13:55,736
Why do I have to choose?
Why can't I have both?

279
00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:58,822
There are chefs that cook food
that they believe in

280
00:13:58,989 --> 00:14:01,617
and people will try because
they're open to a new experience

281
00:14:01,784 --> 00:14:03,202
and they'll end up liking it.

282
00:14:03,368 --> 00:14:05,537
- What do you want me to say to you?
- The truth.

283
00:14:05,704 --> 00:14:07,873
You want me to tell you
that you're the best chef

284
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:09,708
that I ever worked with.

285
00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:11,585
And it's true, because you are.

286
00:14:11,752 --> 00:14:14,088
You are, Carl. You are the best chef
I've ever worked with.

287
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,215
I mean it.

288
00:14:16,381 --> 00:14:18,509
Well, thank you.

289
00:14:18,675 --> 00:14:20,219
You're welcome.

290
00:14:24,389 --> 00:14:26,350
- We both agreed not to do that.
- I know.

291
00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:28,727
Why don't I just cook you
something?

292
00:14:28,894 --> 00:14:31,313
Oh, OK. Fuck it. Let's go.

293
00:15:36,253 --> 00:15:37,838
Mom wants to talk to you.

294
00:15:42,926 --> 00:15:45,345
Inez?

295
00:15:47,639 --> 00:15:49,558
Inez.

296
00:15:55,481 --> 00:15:57,357
Are you OK?

297
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:58,984
I got two stars.

298
00:15:59,151 --> 00:16:00,986
Getting two stars is good, right?

299
00:16:01,153 --> 00:16:03,322
I mean, I don't read that shit
normally, but, you know,

300
00:16:03,489 --> 00:16:05,657
then he starts writing
all this personal shit about me and...

301
00:16:05,824 --> 00:16:07,993
How many people you got working?
You got, like, 50 people.

302
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,329
And Percy's 10 years old.
Does he still need a nanny?

303
00:16:10,496 --> 00:16:13,082
He's in school all day.
What does she even do here? Hi, Flora.

304
00:16:13,248 --> 00:16:15,000
- Hi, Mr Carl.
- I mean, what does he need...

305
00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:17,711
- What's she doing here?
- You know that he's hurt, right?

306
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:21,799
Because I was late?
I already apologised to him. We're fine.

307
00:16:21,965 --> 00:16:25,594
Late? He waited for you
for one hour alone outside.

308
00:16:25,761 --> 00:16:27,262
Well, I didn't realise
it was that long.

309
00:16:27,429 --> 00:16:29,098
It's just...
that was the day that...

310
00:16:30,265 --> 00:16:31,642
You're right.

311
00:16:31,809 --> 00:16:33,936
I didn't like
what they wrote about you.

312
00:16:35,187 --> 00:16:36,730
I didn't like it either.

313
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,528
It hurt, alright?

314
00:16:42,694 --> 00:16:44,655
You OK?

315
00:16:47,366 --> 00:16:48,909
I'm alright.

316
00:16:50,035 --> 00:16:51,495
Good.

317
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,664
I'm gonna make it up to him.

318
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,045
- That was fun, right?
- Yeah.

319
00:17:00,212 --> 00:17:02,089
- Where you going?
- I gotta work on a menu.

320
00:17:02,256 --> 00:17:04,049
It's still early. Can I watch?

321
00:17:04,216 --> 00:17:05,634
Yeah, sorry, it's at work.

322
00:17:05,801 --> 00:17:08,053
- I won't get in the way.
- Yeah, I gotta go work.

323
00:17:08,220 --> 00:17:10,222
- OK. 'Bye.
- We'll have fun next week.

324
00:18:28,383 --> 00:18:31,595
What the hell are you doing here, man?
What's this madness?

325
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:33,180
- This is crazy.
- Yeah.

326
00:18:33,347 --> 00:18:34,723
- You didn't go home, did you?
- No.

327
00:18:34,890 --> 00:18:36,391
- Come here. Check it out.
- Go home, man.

328
00:18:36,558 --> 00:18:38,310
- You've been here all night. Go home.
- Come here.

329
00:18:38,477 --> 00:18:40,396
Get some sleep. Fuck Twitter.
Come on, get outta here.

330
00:18:40,562 --> 00:18:42,314
"Fuck Twitter"? What are you
talking about, "Fuck Twitter"?

331
00:18:42,481 --> 00:18:44,400
I mean, you know, fuck 'em.
That's what I mean.

332
00:18:44,566 --> 00:18:46,318
- Who reads that shit anyhow?
- I'm not on Twitter.

333
00:18:46,485 --> 00:18:47,861
I don't know
what you're talking about.

334
00:18:48,028 --> 00:18:50,489
Nothing. Just classic bullshit.
What is that?

335
00:18:50,656 --> 00:18:52,408
- That's carne asada. Check it out.
- Wow.

336
00:18:55,285 --> 00:18:56,787
Wow!

337
00:18:56,954 --> 00:18:58,831
- Good?
- It's fucking unbelievable, man.

338
00:18:58,997 --> 00:19:00,958
- Is it?
- Holy shit!

339
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:03,043
- No, seriously.
- No, I'm serious.

340
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,962
- Tell me the truth.
- I'm telling you the truth.

341
00:19:05,129 --> 00:19:06,672
- It's incredible.
- Is it good seasoning?

342
00:19:06,839 --> 00:19:08,215
- The seasoning's perfect.
- Roll that shit!

343
00:19:08,382 --> 00:19:10,175
Chef Big Dog up all night cooking!

344
00:19:10,342 --> 00:19:11,718
- Come on in, buddy.
- Come here.

345
00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:14,263
- Tony, check this out.
- Shut up and taste this, amuse douche.

346
00:19:14,430 --> 00:19:15,973
- Come here.
- What we got?

347
00:19:19,435 --> 00:19:20,811
- Wow.
- It's good?

348
00:19:20,978 --> 00:19:22,855
Look at that.

349
00:19:23,021 --> 00:19:24,732
- Too much heat?
- That's perfect, Chef.

350
00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:26,316
- It's good? Seasoning?
- Oh, it's perfect.

351
00:19:26,483 --> 00:19:27,860
- It's nice and spicy.
- You like it?

352
00:19:28,026 --> 00:19:29,653
- Oh, man.
- Ha, jefe? Look at that.

353
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,905
- I do.
- Yeah?

354
00:19:32,072 --> 00:19:33,490
- It's fucking great.
- Is it good?

355
00:19:33,657 --> 00:19:35,159
- Don't fuck with me.
- But it's so good.

356
00:19:35,325 --> 00:19:37,327
- See, jefe? I told you.
- It's flavourful as fuck, man.

357
00:19:37,494 --> 00:19:38,996
- It's nice, right?
- Umm.

358
00:19:39,163 --> 00:19:41,540
- Is it good?
- Yo, Big Dog, fuck Twitter.

359
00:19:42,791 --> 00:19:44,168
"Fuck Twitter".
Again with the "Fuck Twitter".

360
00:19:44,334 --> 00:19:45,711
Why should I fuck Twitter?

361
00:19:45,878 --> 00:19:48,005
- You're not on Twitter?
- No.

362
00:19:48,172 --> 00:19:49,882
You're getting too much pussy?
Is that the problem?

363
00:19:50,048 --> 00:19:51,425
It's gotta be, right?

364
00:19:51,592 --> 00:19:53,093
What does Twitter
have to do with pussy?

365
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:55,721
Have you not heard of the term
'social networking'?

366
00:19:55,888 --> 00:19:57,264
- Yeah.
- Well, that's what it is.

367
00:19:57,431 --> 00:19:59,308
- It means pussy?
- Like, pussy.

368
00:19:59,475 --> 00:20:01,560
Or, like, getting tickets
to something.

369
00:20:01,727 --> 00:20:04,688
- Or finding about a new band.
- Flash mobs. That kind of stuff.

370
00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:07,983
- Anything that requires a database.
- So pussy requires a database?

371
00:20:08,150 --> 00:20:10,027
Yeah!

372
00:20:10,194 --> 00:20:13,072
So show me what's on Twitter
that's so bad that I should see.

373
00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:16,075
- Oh, shit, is that gochujang?
- Nothing. Nothing.

374
00:20:16,241 --> 00:20:18,702
- Damn, you made fucking gochujang?
- Yeah, that's under the squab.

375
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:21,205
But he's gonna 86 it.
Riva's gonna 86 it, I know.

376
00:20:21,371 --> 00:20:23,457
- Yo, this gochujang is good.
- Don't worry about fucking Riva.

377
00:20:23,624 --> 00:20:25,375
He ain't gonna let you serve
that Korean shit.

378
00:20:25,542 --> 00:20:27,753
Let me handle him.
Don't worry about that. I got it.

379
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,463
He says I can cook
whatever I want.

380
00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:31,381
- Alright. Alright.
- We're gonna cook like this.

381
00:20:31,548 --> 00:20:33,175
- Did you try that? Oh, hey.
- Oh, man.

382
00:20:33,342 --> 00:20:35,844
That's broccoli rabe I'anchois.
Check this out.

383
00:20:36,011 --> 00:20:37,679
This is ridiculous.

384
00:20:37,846 --> 00:20:39,681
- What you got over there?
- I got...

385
00:21:31,316 --> 00:21:34,069
- Mom cuts off the crust.
- Yeah, well, I don't.

386
00:21:39,158 --> 00:21:41,076
- It's good.
- You bet your ass it's good.

387
00:21:41,243 --> 00:21:42,703
Can you turn that down, please?

388
00:21:42,870 --> 00:21:44,580
Oh, sorry.

389
00:21:44,747 --> 00:21:46,123
Arrgh!

390
00:21:48,584 --> 00:21:49,960
You know about Twitter?

391
00:21:50,127 --> 00:21:51,920
- Yeah, I have an account.
- Yeah?

392
00:21:52,963 --> 00:21:55,299
- How's it work?
- It's cool.

393
00:21:55,466 --> 00:21:57,217
It's cool?
That's how it works, it's cool?

394
00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:59,553
- You tweet on it.
- Is that like texting?

395
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,263
No.

396
00:22:01,430 --> 00:22:03,807
Sign me up.

397
00:22:06,894 --> 00:22:09,146
So, what do you want
your username to be?

398
00:22:09,313 --> 00:22:10,689
Carl.

399
00:22:10,856 --> 00:22:13,400
You can't just put Carl.
It has to be 'at something'.

400
00:22:13,567 --> 00:22:15,319
At Carl Casper.

401
00:22:15,486 --> 00:22:18,030
@CarlCasper.

402
00:22:19,073 --> 00:22:20,783
- Taken.
- Someone took my name?

403
00:22:22,743 --> 00:22:24,912
@ChefCarlCasper? Is that cool?

404
00:22:25,079 --> 00:22:26,663
Yeah, that's good.

405
00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:29,666
At...Chef...

406
00:22:30,918 --> 00:22:33,212
..Carl...Casper.

407
00:22:33,378 --> 00:22:35,005
So is this for sex?

408
00:22:35,172 --> 00:22:36,924
Eww! Is that
what you're doing this for?

409
00:22:37,091 --> 00:22:39,259
No, I'm not doing it for that.
Someone wrote something bad.

410
00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:40,928
I wanna see what they wrote.

411
00:22:41,095 --> 00:22:42,513
Good.

412
00:22:42,679 --> 00:22:44,431
Oh, shit.

413
00:22:44,598 --> 00:22:46,725
Hey. You can't talk like that.

414
00:22:46,892 --> 00:22:49,645
I don't care if Mommy's not around.
I don't want you cursing around here.

415
00:22:49,812 --> 00:22:53,023
- That review went viral.
- What does that mean?

416
00:22:53,190 --> 00:22:55,192
It means it got picked up
and re-tweeted everywhere.

417
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:57,277
So all these people
have read the review?

418
00:22:57,444 --> 00:22:59,113
- Yeah.
- Oh, shit.

419
00:22:59,279 --> 00:23:02,366
- I think it's kinda cool.
- I don't.

420
00:23:02,533 --> 00:23:04,910
- No, I mean, us doing this.
- Doing what?

421
00:23:05,077 --> 00:23:06,495
You know, just hanging out.

422
00:23:06,662 --> 00:23:08,038
We hang out all the time.

423
00:23:08,205 --> 00:23:10,416
No, like, hanging out
and doing something.

424
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,043
Well, we do things.

425
00:23:13,210 --> 00:23:15,504
No, not just, like, watching something
or doing something.

426
00:23:15,671 --> 00:23:17,881
Like, hanging out and talking.

427
00:23:18,048 --> 00:23:19,675
And learning things
from each other.

428
00:23:19,842 --> 00:23:21,760
I figured, you know,
with you living at Mom's house

429
00:23:21,927 --> 00:23:25,097
and me working all the time, when we
hung out, you liked to do fun things.

430
00:23:25,264 --> 00:23:28,225
I think this is kinda fun.
You know, just figuring stuff out.

431
00:23:28,392 --> 00:23:30,102
Like when you lived at home.

432
00:23:32,604 --> 00:23:34,231
Yeah, I miss that too.

433
00:23:35,399 --> 00:23:36,942
Then why don't you move back home?

434
00:23:38,110 --> 00:23:39,737
Percy, I can't just...

435
00:23:41,613 --> 00:23:44,491
You're not the reason that I'm not
living at home. You know that, right?

436
00:23:44,658 --> 00:23:46,160
'Cause it's true.

437
00:23:46,326 --> 00:23:48,287
- Then why?
- Then why what?

438
00:23:48,454 --> 00:23:50,622
Well, why don't you live home?

439
00:23:53,041 --> 00:23:55,294
Well, Mommy and Daddy, you know,

440
00:23:55,461 --> 00:23:59,381
we...we both grew apart,
in different directions.

441
00:23:59,548 --> 00:24:01,592
But we're still
really good friends.

442
00:24:01,759 --> 00:24:03,927
It's just better if we don't live
in the same house.

443
00:24:04,094 --> 00:24:05,804
- And that we're not married.
- Oh.

444
00:24:05,971 --> 00:24:07,931
- You understand?
- No.

445
00:24:08,098 --> 00:24:09,850
It's hard to explain.

446
00:24:11,977 --> 00:24:14,897
Hey, listen, could we twitter each other
when we're not in the same place?

447
00:24:15,064 --> 00:24:16,857
- Yeah.
- Could you show me how to do that?

448
00:24:17,024 --> 00:24:19,443
Yeah. OK.

449
00:24:19,610 --> 00:24:23,072
So, first you click here
and you have to enter your username.

450
00:24:24,114 --> 00:24:25,866
- Right.
- You could also log in on your iPhone.

451
00:24:27,576 --> 00:24:29,328
You click this button here,

452
00:24:29,495 --> 00:24:31,914
it posts your feed
so all your followers can read it.

453
00:26:56,141 --> 00:26:58,143
- Dad?
- Yeah.

454
00:26:58,310 --> 00:27:02,523
You got 1,653 followers
since last night.

455
00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:04,691
- Oh, is that good?
- It's amazing.

456
00:27:04,858 --> 00:27:07,653
Oh, good. What does it mean?

457
00:27:07,820 --> 00:27:11,865
It means that 1,653 people
are reading your Twitter feed.

458
00:27:12,032 --> 00:27:14,535
I thought it was like texting.

459
00:27:14,701 --> 00:27:17,663
Did you post anything
since last night?

460
00:27:17,830 --> 00:27:19,623
- No.
- Are you sure?

461
00:27:19,790 --> 00:27:22,209
Yeah, I just sent
a private message to somebody.

462
00:27:22,376 --> 00:27:25,254
- To who?
- To that A-hole food critic.

463
00:27:25,421 --> 00:27:28,632
You could only send private messages
to people who are following you.

464
00:27:28,799 --> 00:27:30,759
I think you might have
posted that publicly.

465
00:27:30,926 --> 00:27:33,470
No, he wrote something nasty about me
and then I hit reply

466
00:27:33,637 --> 00:27:35,389
and it let me
send a message to him.

467
00:27:35,556 --> 00:27:38,434
Dad, replies are public.
Everybody can read them.

468
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,144
And it looks like he re-tweeted it

469
00:27:40,310 --> 00:27:47,443
to all his 123,845 followers.

470
00:27:47,609 --> 00:27:49,319
And he wrote back.

471
00:27:50,362 --> 00:27:51,905
What did he say?

472
00:27:53,407 --> 00:27:54,908
- I don't think I should read it.
- Just...

473
00:27:55,075 --> 00:27:56,869
Can you read it to me, please?

474
00:27:57,035 --> 00:27:58,829
Read the reply.

475
00:28:00,706 --> 00:28:03,333
"@ChefCarlCasper -

476
00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:06,420
"I would rather have you
sit on my face

477
00:28:06,587 --> 00:28:10,048
"after a brisk walk on a warm day

478
00:28:10,215 --> 00:28:13,051
"than suffer through
that fucking lava cake again."

479
00:28:18,223 --> 00:28:19,850
He wrote that to me?

480
00:28:20,017 --> 00:28:21,769
He wrote it to everybody.

481
00:28:24,146 --> 00:28:25,814
- You gotta be kidding me.
- Wow.

482
00:28:25,981 --> 00:28:27,483
You realise how many people
have read this?

483
00:28:27,649 --> 00:28:29,443
I'm up to 2,000 followers
since last night.

484
00:28:29,610 --> 00:28:31,361
- You're trending, bro.
- They're sending me messages.

485
00:28:31,528 --> 00:28:33,155
They're goading me
into responding to this prick.

486
00:28:33,322 --> 00:28:35,491
- Don't do it. Don't do it, man.
- Don't do that, Chef.

487
00:28:35,657 --> 00:28:37,159
- Don't respond. Take the high road.
- I know.

488
00:28:37,326 --> 00:28:38,827
But half the people
are saying he's right.

489
00:28:38,994 --> 00:28:40,746
Yeah, but half the people
are saying he's wrong.

490
00:28:40,913 --> 00:28:42,623
- That's the fucking internet.
- That's right. Listen to him.

491
00:28:42,790 --> 00:28:44,917
- That's social media. You on Twitter?
- Yeah, I'm Twitter.

492
00:28:45,084 --> 00:28:46,668
- What's your name?
- Little Marty.

493
00:28:46,835 --> 00:28:49,588
But all the people following me,
I don't wanna hang out during the day.

494
00:28:49,755 --> 00:28:51,840
I avoid all... Oh, hey, hey, hey,
what are you doing?

495
00:28:52,007 --> 00:28:53,383
- This guy.
- Don't. What are you writing?

496
00:28:53,550 --> 00:28:54,927
Chef, don't...
That's not a good idea.

497
00:28:55,094 --> 00:28:57,888
Just listen. I won't send it
until we all say it's OK.

498
00:28:58,055 --> 00:28:59,681
"Why don't you come by again
tonight?

499
00:28:59,848 --> 00:29:01,767
"I got a whole new menu
just for you, asshole."

500
00:29:01,934 --> 00:29:04,103
- No, gimme the phone.
- That's not good. Not a good idea.

501
00:29:04,269 --> 00:29:06,480
Don't do it!

502
00:29:06,647 --> 00:29:07,981
- That's out there now, bro.
- It happened.

503
00:29:08,148 --> 00:29:09,858
- Why'd you do that?
- You can't take that back.

504
00:29:10,025 --> 00:29:11,985
You know what?
I threw down the gauntlet.

505
00:29:12,152 --> 00:29:13,529
So get ready for a fight.

506
00:29:13,695 --> 00:29:15,406
I'm gonna go drop Percy off
and come back

507
00:29:15,572 --> 00:29:17,282
and cook the menu
we should've cooked last time.

508
00:29:17,449 --> 00:29:20,077
- So where are we going today?
- I gotta drop you off, kid.

509
00:29:20,244 --> 00:29:22,204
I gotta go shopping for tonight.
I'm sorry.

510
00:29:22,371 --> 00:29:25,332
- Can I come with you?
- No, I'm sorry.

511
00:29:25,499 --> 00:29:28,877
How come I'm, like,
never allowed to be in the kitchen?

512
00:29:29,044 --> 00:29:31,797
Because it's hot and it's loud
and there's a lot of bad language.

513
00:29:31,964 --> 00:29:33,674
So? I hear bad language
all the time.

514
00:29:33,841 --> 00:29:35,926
- Where?
- Online.

515
00:29:36,093 --> 00:29:38,679
What kind of website could a 10-year-old
get on that has bad language?

516
00:29:38,846 --> 00:29:41,056
- YouTube.
- YouTube has bad language?

517
00:29:41,223 --> 00:29:42,725
Could I at least
come shopping with you?

518
00:29:42,891 --> 00:29:44,268
No.

519
00:29:44,435 --> 00:29:47,229
I got a lot to do
and a lot on my mind.

520
00:29:48,272 --> 00:29:50,566
Look who's waiting for us.
Hi, Mommy.

521
00:29:52,860 --> 00:29:56,113
Come here. I miss you.
Give me a kiss.

522
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,115
- Hi.
- Hi.

523
00:29:58,282 --> 00:30:01,535
So my publicist said
that she can talk to you.

524
00:30:01,702 --> 00:30:03,370
- Why don't you talk to her?
- About what?

525
00:30:03,537 --> 00:30:06,457
- About Twitter?
- Everybody's reading what you wrote.

526
00:30:06,623 --> 00:30:08,876
- I don't think you get it.
- Get what?

527
00:30:09,042 --> 00:30:11,295
Let's call her.
Go inside with me and we'll call her.

528
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,757
Yes, please,
tell her to call me immediately.

529
00:30:14,923 --> 00:30:17,384
I have Carl with me.
I'm at home. Thank you.

530
00:30:17,551 --> 00:30:19,803
- Alright, I'm gonna go.
- No, no, she's gonna call right back.

531
00:30:19,970 --> 00:30:22,973
- She was on the other line.
- You're making more of this than it is.

532
00:30:23,140 --> 00:30:24,892
I just don't like to see you
like this.

533
00:30:25,059 --> 00:30:26,977
Like what? I'm fine.
I have to get to work.

534
00:30:27,144 --> 00:30:29,063
You're never going to be happy
cooking for someone else.

535
00:30:29,229 --> 00:30:31,815
Is this about the food truck?
I don't wanna talk about it again.

536
00:30:31,982 --> 00:30:34,943
Why not? You can cook your own food.
You can be your own boss.

537
00:30:35,110 --> 00:30:37,279
I can book you
for all the parties that I'm doing.

538
00:30:37,446 --> 00:30:39,364
I appreciate the offer,
but I don't need any charity

539
00:30:39,531 --> 00:30:40,908
from you or your ex-husband.

540
00:30:41,075 --> 00:30:43,285
- Why are you being so proud?
- Because I'm working.

541
00:30:43,452 --> 00:30:44,828
And despite what you might think,

542
00:30:44,995 --> 00:30:47,081
I have complete freedom
to cook whatever I want now.

543
00:30:47,247 --> 00:30:48,624
I like my life.

544
00:30:48,791 --> 00:30:51,752
And as far as your publicist goes,
when she calls back, you let her know

545
00:30:51,919 --> 00:30:54,046
that I understand I shouldn't
tweet any pictures of my dick

546
00:30:54,213 --> 00:30:55,923
and any career advice
should be kept to oneself.

547
00:30:56,090 --> 00:30:57,424
OK? I'll see you later. Thank you.

548
00:30:57,591 --> 00:31:00,177
- I got all this shit in the trunk.
- Want me to do this?

549
00:31:00,344 --> 00:31:01,678
- Is it on?
- Yeah. We're doing it.

550
00:31:01,845 --> 00:31:03,764
- We're doing it, guys.
- Come on. Let's get everything out.

551
00:31:03,931 --> 00:31:07,810
I want the Cambros, the delis out
so we can start plating, OK?

552
00:31:07,976 --> 00:31:09,895
Carl, can you tell me
what's going on for tonight?

553
00:31:10,062 --> 00:31:11,980
No, no, no, how many covers
do we have tonight?

554
00:31:12,147 --> 00:31:14,817
How many? We are overbooked.
But I just printed out all the menus.

555
00:31:14,983 --> 00:31:16,985
Good. It's not the menu
you got printed. It's different.

556
00:31:17,152 --> 00:31:18,904
- That's what I understand.
- We're doing a tasting menu.

557
00:31:19,071 --> 00:31:21,824
- Carl, I have to put the wine...
- A tasting menu for Ramsey Michel.

558
00:31:21,990 --> 00:31:23,909
- I know, but we...
- He's coming. He knows about it.

559
00:31:24,076 --> 00:31:25,536
- Did you see the 'Eater' article?
- I did.

560
00:31:25,702 --> 00:31:27,496
- I'm so excited for you.
- It's all over the internet.

561
00:31:27,663 --> 00:31:29,581
- I love it when you're like this.
- Taste the food.

562
00:31:29,748 --> 00:31:31,667
Bring in the waitstaff,
have 'em taste the food.

563
00:31:31,834 --> 00:31:33,168
Make them understand
what we're going for.

564
00:31:34,711 --> 00:31:36,630
We're not pushing specials today.
The whole menu is special.

565
00:31:36,797 --> 00:31:39,216
- I'm excited.
- I'm excited. I'm finally happy.

566
00:31:39,383 --> 00:31:40,759
I'm happy, OK?

567
00:31:40,926 --> 00:31:42,845
Am I allowed to be happy at work?

568
00:31:43,011 --> 00:31:45,347
Carl. Carl. We're staying with
the same menu, right?

569
00:31:45,514 --> 00:31:47,015
I have something really good
planned for tonight.

570
00:31:47,182 --> 00:31:48,559
I'm gonna let you...
It's not sweetbreads.

571
00:31:48,726 --> 00:31:50,811
- You're gonna be able to taste it.
- That may be true.

572
00:31:50,978 --> 00:31:53,522
But we have the most reservations
on a work night since we opened.

573
00:31:53,689 --> 00:31:55,441
- You realise that?
- I know. I was on Twitter.

574
00:31:55,607 --> 00:31:57,359
- Yeah.
- I was promoting the restaurant.

575
00:31:57,526 --> 00:31:59,486
- I was on Twitter.
- What? Yeah, that's another thing.

576
00:31:59,653 --> 00:32:03,323
From now on, before you
post anything online, I OK it. Alright?

577
00:32:03,490 --> 00:32:04,867
The whole reason
everybody's here tonight

578
00:32:05,033 --> 00:32:06,535
is because I called out
Ramsey Michel online

579
00:32:06,702 --> 00:32:09,037
and they're all coming
to watch me stick it in his ass.

580
00:32:09,204 --> 00:32:10,956
Yeah, and you're gonna twitter
an apology

581
00:32:11,123 --> 00:32:14,501
for calling the most respected critic
in Los Angeles an asshole.

582
00:32:14,668 --> 00:32:16,795
- I'm not gonna fucking apologise.
- What do you mean, you're not...

583
00:32:16,962 --> 00:32:19,381
- You see what he wrote about me?
- I don't give a fuck...

584
00:32:19,548 --> 00:32:21,300
- He started it!
- ...what he wrote. I don't care.

585
00:32:21,467 --> 00:32:23,302
You're a cook. You're a chef.

586
00:32:23,469 --> 00:32:26,096
This is what you've been cooking
for years, and it works.

587
00:32:26,263 --> 00:32:29,516
And either you cook the menu
that our customers have come to ex...

588
00:32:29,683 --> 00:32:31,852
- You want me to cook the same food?
- The same exact...

589
00:32:32,019 --> 00:32:35,230
The same food that he ripped apart?
The same guy who's coming tonight?

590
00:32:35,397 --> 00:32:36,899
The restaurant
isn't filled with critics!

591
00:32:37,066 --> 00:32:38,984
It's filled with people
that've been eating your food

592
00:32:39,151 --> 00:32:41,361
for the last 10 years!

593
00:32:41,528 --> 00:32:43,197
So now, suddenly,
you're gonna be an artist.

594
00:32:43,363 --> 00:32:44,865
Well, be an artist
on your own time.

595
00:32:45,032 --> 00:32:46,408
- Listen to me.
- No sweetbreads!

596
00:32:46,575 --> 00:32:47,910
- Listen!
- No calves' brains.

597
00:32:48,077 --> 00:32:49,453
I'm not cooking sweetbreads!
Listen to me.

598
00:32:49,620 --> 00:32:51,663
The kitchen is my domain.
That was our deal.

599
00:32:51,830 --> 00:32:53,582
I don't give a fuck
what the deal was!

600
00:32:53,749 --> 00:32:56,251
The deal is now changed.
Either you stay or you go.

601
00:32:56,418 --> 00:32:58,712
It's up to you. End of discussion.

602
00:33:04,426 --> 00:33:07,513
- We got a full house of people... -Yeah.
- ...who are coming tonight... -Yeah.

603
00:33:07,679 --> 00:33:09,932
- ...to eat my food.
- No, it's not your food, Carl.

604
00:33:10,099 --> 00:33:12,017
It's not your food.

605
00:33:12,184 --> 00:33:15,396
By definition, it's my food
because it's my restaurant.

606
00:33:15,562 --> 00:33:17,815
I pay for the glasses.
I pay for the napkins.

607
00:33:17,981 --> 00:33:20,567
I pay for the spoons.
I pay for Molly's salary.

608
00:33:20,734 --> 00:33:23,153
I pay for
your entire stafs salary, OK?

609
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,531
So you either cook my menu
or Tony can.

610
00:33:25,697 --> 00:33:27,616
Tony, you've been cooking it
half the time anyway.

611
00:33:27,783 --> 00:33:29,535
Tell the truth. Right?

612
00:33:34,081 --> 00:33:35,457
So you're threatening
to fire me now?

613
00:33:35,624 --> 00:33:37,000
Am I threatening to fire you?

614
00:33:37,167 --> 00:33:38,877
No, I'm telling you
what I'm prepared to do

615
00:33:39,044 --> 00:33:40,629
if you don't cook my menu.

616
00:33:40,796 --> 00:33:42,256
Subject closed.

617
00:33:42,423 --> 00:33:45,092
Well, why don't you
cook the menu without a chef

618
00:33:45,259 --> 00:33:47,219
and we see how it goes tonight?

619
00:33:47,386 --> 00:33:50,514
Let's go, Tony. Fuck this.

620
00:33:53,267 --> 00:33:54,935
Tony.

621
00:34:01,191 --> 00:34:02,568
Good luck.

622
00:34:02,735 --> 00:34:04,111
- Oh, no way.
- Good luck, Jack.

623
00:34:04,278 --> 00:34:05,654
- No way, man!
- Martin, Martin.

624
00:34:05,821 --> 00:34:07,448
- No. Hell, no. Come on.
- You stay. Stay.

625
00:34:07,614 --> 00:34:09,616
Martin, come on.
Let me go, buddy. Don't do it.

626
00:34:09,783 --> 00:34:11,702
Don't do it. Just stay.

627
00:34:11,869 --> 00:34:13,829
- Call me. Call me.
- You'd better believe it, yeah.

628
00:34:16,665 --> 00:34:20,461
Tony, you got a full house tonight.
Be a pro, OK?

629
00:34:55,829 --> 00:34:57,331
Let's go! Get the leg on.
Coming up.

630
00:34:57,498 --> 00:34:59,750
Get that lava cake out, table 22.

631
00:34:59,917 --> 00:35:02,503
Bring that shit back.
Bring that shit back.

632
00:35:02,669 --> 00:35:04,213
This is table 22.

633
00:35:08,884 --> 00:35:10,427
Just a moment, please.

634
00:35:14,515 --> 00:35:17,726
No, no, we gotta chiz this.
You didn't chiz it.

635
00:35:17,893 --> 00:35:19,895
Welcome back.

636
00:35:20,062 --> 00:35:22,022
Lovely to see you again, Mr Michel.
Right this way.

637
00:35:22,189 --> 00:35:23,565
Thank you.

638
00:35:23,732 --> 00:35:26,902
- I hope traffic wasn't too bad.
- No, it wasn't.

639
00:35:45,671 --> 00:35:48,799
- 30, I got one.
- Table 30's still missing the risotto.

640
00:35:48,966 --> 00:35:51,593
What's going on
with all these tickets, man?

641
00:36:24,209 --> 00:36:25,586
Yes? How can I help you?

642
00:36:25,753 --> 00:36:27,296
Isn't this, um...

643
00:36:27,463 --> 00:36:30,382
Wasn't this on the menu
last time I...l...I visited?

644
00:36:30,549 --> 00:36:32,634
I believe it was.

645
00:36:32,801 --> 00:36:36,221
I was under the impression that tonight
was gonna somehow be...

646
00:36:37,264 --> 00:36:39,933
..be different, more of an event.

647
00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:41,560
I understand.

648
00:36:41,727 --> 00:36:44,104
Is there something we can do
to make you more comfortable?

649
00:36:44,271 --> 00:36:46,190
Um...could I actually...

650
00:36:46,356 --> 00:36:48,525
Could I speak with the chef?
With Chef Casper?

651
00:36:48,692 --> 00:36:52,404
I have a wonderful '09
that I just opened to let breathe.

652
00:36:52,571 --> 00:36:53,989
- Um...
- If I may?

653
00:36:54,156 --> 00:36:57,701
The last time I was in Napa,
at the vineyard,

654
00:36:57,868 --> 00:36:59,870
they shipped me this bottle
as a gift,

655
00:37:00,037 --> 00:37:02,581
and I've just been waiting
for the right occasion.

656
00:37:02,748 --> 00:37:04,875
That...that's
very generous of you.

657
00:37:05,042 --> 00:37:06,752
Is Chef Casper here?

658
00:37:06,919 --> 00:37:09,004
Unfortunately, he was called away.

659
00:37:10,297 --> 00:37:11,673
Is he coming back?

660
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:15,511
I'm afraid that was left
ambiguous.

661
00:38:56,904 --> 00:38:59,865
I need you out front. They're three deep
in the bar. Get off the phone.

662
00:39:00,032 --> 00:39:02,159
- Please let me do my job.
- Please go to the bar.

663
00:39:02,326 --> 00:39:04,495
- Tony!
- Carl, I can't talk right now.

664
00:39:04,661 --> 00:39:07,039
- We are in deep weeds.
- This guy's tweeting me.

665
00:39:07,206 --> 00:39:09,625
This guy's calling me out online.
What the fuck are you serving?

666
00:39:09,792 --> 00:39:12,586
I don't know.
They're serving the same shit.

667
00:39:12,753 --> 00:39:14,171
- What's he eating?
- I think he's...

668
00:39:14,338 --> 00:39:16,131
- What course is he on?
- He's...

669
00:39:16,298 --> 00:39:18,300
He's eating
the chocolate lava cake right now.

670
00:39:18,467 --> 00:39:20,636
You just keep him
right where the fuck he is.

671
00:39:20,803 --> 00:39:22,679
- What?!
- I'm parking the car.

672
00:39:22,846 --> 00:39:25,057
- Carl, what?
- Don't let him leave.

673
00:39:25,224 --> 00:39:27,101
Keep the motherfucker there!

674
00:39:29,228 --> 00:39:32,272
Is he here?
Is the fucker still here?

675
00:39:32,439 --> 00:39:34,691
- Oh, fuck.
- Let's go into the back of the house.

676
00:39:34,858 --> 00:39:37,945
I just wanna say one thing.
I just wanna say one thing. Just one thing.

677
00:39:38,112 --> 00:39:39,738
Let's go to the kitchen.

678
00:39:39,905 --> 00:39:41,657
Stop it. Stop it for a second!

679
00:39:41,824 --> 00:39:43,534
Let's just...

680
00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:46,120
I've been waiting to talk
to this prick for a long time.

681
00:39:46,286 --> 00:39:48,664
I am not cloying. I am not needy.

682
00:39:48,831 --> 00:39:50,207
I don't care what you think.

683
00:39:50,374 --> 00:39:53,085
You're not getting to me.
I'm not needy!

684
00:39:54,670 --> 00:39:57,548
Chocolate lava cake is not just
undercooked chocolate cake.

685
00:39:57,714 --> 00:39:59,800
That's not
what makes the centre molten.

686
00:40:01,301 --> 00:40:04,596
You take a frozen cylinder of ganache
and you set it in the ramekin

687
00:40:04,763 --> 00:40:07,558
so that as the outside cooks fully,
the inside becomes molten!

688
00:40:09,518 --> 00:40:13,272
It's fucking molten, see?
lts fucking molten, you asshole!

689
00:40:15,315 --> 00:40:17,067
And you don't do anything.
What do you do?

690
00:40:17,234 --> 00:40:21,530
You sit and you eat
and you vomit those words back.

691
00:40:22,740 --> 00:40:24,116
To make people laugh.

692
00:40:24,283 --> 00:40:26,535
You know how hard I work
for this shit?

693
00:40:26,702 --> 00:40:28,829
Do you know how hard
my whole staff works?

694
00:40:30,122 --> 00:40:31,957
What sacrifices I make
to make you happy

695
00:40:32,124 --> 00:40:36,754
and then you just smugly
just fucking shit on my shit?

696
00:40:39,757 --> 00:40:41,341
- It hurts!
- Yes.

697
00:40:41,508 --> 00:40:43,052
It fucking hurts
when you write that shit!

698
00:40:43,218 --> 00:40:45,179
- It hurt you.
- It does. It does.

699
00:40:45,345 --> 00:40:49,475
He was... He thought you were gonna
close his fucking restaurant down!

700
00:40:49,641 --> 00:40:51,435
You asshole!

701
00:40:55,856 --> 00:40:58,275
And what do you?
You just write shit to make...

702
00:40:58,442 --> 00:41:01,278
You just make shit up!
It was molten!

703
00:41:01,445 --> 00:41:04,031
It's fucking molten!

704
00:41:04,198 --> 00:41:05,574
Asshole!

705
00:41:05,741 --> 00:41:08,494
You're not getting to me.

706
00:41:08,660 --> 00:41:10,621
- You're not getting to me!
- OK, Carl.

707
00:41:10,788 --> 00:41:12,372
- He's not getting to me!
- No, he's not.

708
00:41:12,539 --> 00:41:14,416
I know, but you're a publicist.
Don't you have relationships?

709
00:41:14,583 --> 00:41:17,252
Isn't that what you're hired to do?
To take these things off the internet?

710
00:41:17,419 --> 00:41:18,796
But it's out there.

711
00:41:18,962 --> 00:41:21,715
Even if I could persuade one site
to pull down one clip,

712
00:41:21,882 --> 00:41:23,634
there are a dozen others
from other cell phones.

713
00:41:23,801 --> 00:41:25,594
What should we...
should we at least lawyer up

714
00:41:25,761 --> 00:41:27,388
and threaten legal action
or something?

715
00:41:27,554 --> 00:41:29,598
You threatening them with lawyers
builds on a story

716
00:41:29,765 --> 00:41:31,141
that's already getting
a lot of play.

717
00:41:31,308 --> 00:41:32,893
And then you get another week
of headlines.

718
00:41:33,060 --> 00:41:36,188
And then you got this food critic
posting fresh blogs about you nonstop.

719
00:41:36,355 --> 00:41:38,607
And they're all getting picked up,
and the picked-up headlines

720
00:41:38,774 --> 00:41:40,234
are getting picked up
by each other.

721
00:41:40,401 --> 00:41:42,027
You know,
it's absolutely unbelievable.

722
00:41:42,194 --> 00:41:43,529
- So...
- I've never seen anything like...

723
00:41:43,695 --> 00:41:45,614
Wait a second - you're saying
there's nothing I could do?

724
00:41:45,781 --> 00:41:47,908
To get the footage down?
No, that lives forever.

725
00:41:48,075 --> 00:41:49,451
Great. Awesome.

726
00:41:49,618 --> 00:41:51,995
But there just might be
an opportunity here.

727
00:41:52,162 --> 00:41:54,206
How can this possibly be
an opportunity?

728
00:41:54,373 --> 00:41:56,500
Well, I was holding off
until we spoke,

729
00:41:56,667 --> 00:41:59,878
but I'm fairly certain we have
a good shot at 'Hell's Kitchen'.

730
00:42:00,045 --> 00:42:02,256
- Wait, what?
- The reality show.

731
00:42:02,423 --> 00:42:04,383
I don't think you understand
what's going on here.

732
00:42:04,550 --> 00:42:06,176
I'm a real chef with...

733
00:42:06,343 --> 00:42:08,262
- You said you needed money, right?
- A job.

734
00:42:08,429 --> 00:42:10,848
A job, not money.
I need a job, like I had.

735
00:42:11,014 --> 00:42:14,101
Well, your Twitter account says
you've got 20,000 followers.

736
00:42:14,268 --> 00:42:16,270
- That's pretty damn big.
- Yeah, I'm gonna cancel the account.

737
00:42:16,437 --> 00:42:17,813
- Don't worry.
- Don't cancel it!

738
00:42:17,980 --> 00:42:19,898
I can get you money
to mention a few products.

739
00:42:20,065 --> 00:42:22,443
Are you listening? I don't wanna
get involved with any of that.

740
00:42:22,609 --> 00:42:24,486
- I wanna cook food.
- You got two choices.

741
00:42:24,653 --> 00:42:27,322
You can either lean into it
and work it for all it's worth...

742
00:42:27,489 --> 00:42:29,116
Like Honey Boo Boo.
I don't want that.

743
00:42:29,283 --> 00:42:31,160
You know how much she pulls down?
Or her mother?

744
00:42:31,326 --> 00:42:33,162
I don't care what she makes.
Get to your point.

745
00:42:33,328 --> 00:42:36,081
Or go underground and wait till
the storm passes. You got two choices.

746
00:42:36,248 --> 00:42:37,958
I thought this shit
lives forever online.

747
00:42:38,125 --> 00:42:41,211
It does, but there's so much news
out there and it's so fast

748
00:42:41,378 --> 00:42:43,297
and there's so much white noise,
nobody remembers anything.

749
00:42:43,464 --> 00:42:46,467
OK, thank you for taking the time
and walking me through everything.

750
00:42:46,633 --> 00:42:48,010
It was very illuminating.

751
00:42:48,177 --> 00:42:49,803
Oh, you're hanging up? OK, listen.

752
00:42:49,970 --> 00:42:51,805
I want you to call any time.
I'm right here.

753
00:42:51,972 --> 00:42:54,892
If you can't get me,
I'm on a cell phone and I've got a pager.

754
00:42:55,059 --> 00:42:57,227
- OK. Thank you, and thank Inez for me.
- No, thank you.

755
00:42:57,394 --> 00:42:58,896
- And what about 'Hell's Kitchen'?
- What about it?

756
00:42:59,063 --> 00:43:01,815
- You still want me to pursue it, right?
- No, I don't want you to.

757
00:43:01,982 --> 00:43:04,526
- OK, I won't call 'em, but I'll email.
- Are you not listening to...

758
00:43:04,693 --> 00:43:06,945
I'm gonna go, OK?
I got a call coming in.

759
00:43:07,112 --> 00:43:09,531
OK. Alright. I'll tell you
how 'Hell's Kitchen' goes.

760
00:43:10,574 --> 00:43:11,950
Fucking idiot.

761
00:43:12,117 --> 00:43:13,744
Oh, man.

762
00:43:15,871 --> 00:43:17,247
- Hey, Inez.
- Hi.

763
00:43:17,414 --> 00:43:20,375
- Did you talk to Jen?
- Yeah, I just got off with her.

764
00:43:20,542 --> 00:43:23,670
- And?
- And, you know, it's terrible.

765
00:43:23,837 --> 00:43:26,673
What do you want me to tell you?
I just wanna cook.

766
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,801
Everything is going to work out.

767
00:43:28,967 --> 00:43:31,553
Half-a-dozen places tried to poach me
when I was back at Gauloises.

768
00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:33,639
I'm trying to line up some interviews
for next week.

769
00:43:33,806 --> 00:43:35,849
That's good.

770
00:43:36,016 --> 00:43:39,019
Yeah, so, listen,
until this whole job thing works out,

771
00:43:39,186 --> 00:43:41,563
could you keep Percy for me?

772
00:43:43,982 --> 00:43:47,194
But you're still taking him with you
to New Orleans, right?

773
00:43:48,570 --> 00:43:50,114
Is he there?

774
00:43:51,782 --> 00:43:53,158
I'll tell him.

775
00:43:53,325 --> 00:43:55,369
Let me...let me talk to him.

776
00:43:55,536 --> 00:43:57,079
Put him on.

777
00:44:02,584 --> 00:44:06,088
Hey, Dad. I understand
if we can't go to New Orleans.

778
00:44:06,255 --> 00:44:08,632
Oh, man,
thank you so much for saying that.

779
00:44:08,799 --> 00:44:12,302
Just Daddy's so busy with work
right now. You're the best.

780
00:44:12,469 --> 00:44:14,346
Maybe some other time.

781
00:44:14,513 --> 00:44:17,725
Yes, we will, for sure. Thank you.

782
00:44:19,601 --> 00:44:21,812
'Bye.

783
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:36,994
Oh, jefecito.

784
00:44:37,161 --> 00:44:40,038
What's up, man?
Look, everybody. Jefe's here.

785
00:44:40,205 --> 00:44:42,166
Come on, give me some drinks.
Something premium.

786
00:44:42,332 --> 00:44:44,251
Ketel One for the man.

787
00:44:45,294 --> 00:44:47,129
Oh, dude. Oh, you're everywhere.

788
00:44:47,296 --> 00:44:48,672
You saw it?

789
00:44:48,839 --> 00:44:51,717
- It's bad. How bad is it?
- You saw it? You saw it?

790
00:44:51,884 --> 00:44:53,260
- I saw it. It's everywhere.
- It's terrible.

791
00:44:53,427 --> 00:44:55,137
- Is it bad?
- You're never gonna work again.

792
00:44:55,304 --> 00:44:57,014
I am, though.

793
00:44:57,181 --> 00:44:59,767
No, seriously, there are people...
there are people who are calling me.

794
00:44:59,933 --> 00:45:03,312
- Dude. Oh, great. I'm glad to hear that.
- Yes. Yes.

795
00:45:03,479 --> 00:45:05,397
I knew you would have
something bigger than this.

796
00:45:05,564 --> 00:45:07,274
- You don't care about coming back here.
- Yeah.

797
00:45:07,441 --> 00:45:09,985
So you came back to tell me
you got me a gig?

798
00:45:10,152 --> 00:45:11,528
'Cause I'll leave Gauloises
like that, baby.

799
00:45:11,695 --> 00:45:14,281
No. Trust me, the first phone call
as soon as something becomes real.

800
00:45:14,448 --> 00:45:15,949
- Don't leave me behind again.
- I will not.

801
00:45:16,116 --> 00:45:17,618
- Don't ever do that again.
- Don't hit me.

802
00:45:17,785 --> 00:45:19,286
- This guy.
- Please don't hit me. I'm sorry.

803
00:45:19,453 --> 00:45:21,288
I'm really sorry.
I was on the spot, bro.

804
00:45:21,455 --> 00:45:24,208
I had been drinking that day.
I...l...I didn't know what to do.

805
00:45:24,374 --> 00:45:26,293
- I'm a pussy, basically. I'm sorry.
- It's OK. It's over.

806
00:45:26,460 --> 00:45:28,629
- I vouch for that.
- It's fine. What are you gonna do?

807
00:45:28,796 --> 00:45:30,964
- It's a big opport...
- But then they put you on YouTube.

808
00:45:31,131 --> 00:45:32,758
And I felt so responsible
for that shit.

809
00:45:32,925 --> 00:45:35,219
- That shit was funny, by the way.
- What was funny about it?

810
00:45:35,386 --> 00:45:38,055
- It's not funny for me.
- Just that everybody I know saw it.

811
00:45:38,222 --> 00:45:41,058
- I know, I know.
- I kinda felt famous by knowing you.

812
00:45:41,225 --> 00:45:46,647
Is it a little bit funny? Like... Like, is
it... they're laughing at me or with me?

813
00:45:46,814 --> 00:45:48,774
A little bit of both.

814
00:45:48,941 --> 00:45:51,568
They're laughing with you
and at you at the same time.

815
00:45:51,735 --> 00:45:54,238
- It's so embarrassing.
- Oh, it is terrible. It is so bad.

816
00:45:54,405 --> 00:45:55,906
But it's funny too
at the same time.

817
00:45:56,073 --> 00:45:57,991
It makes you kind of likeable
in a weird way.

818
00:45:58,158 --> 00:46:01,286
Yeah. That guy deserved it.
Everybody knows that guy deserved it.

819
00:46:01,453 --> 00:46:03,288
- But, seriously, I'm sorry.
- It's alright.

820
00:46:03,455 --> 00:46:04,957
You know,
I'm gonna land on my feet.

821
00:46:05,124 --> 00:46:06,458
- Oh, you will.
- Yeah, good. I know.

822
00:46:06,625 --> 00:46:08,502
- I'll get my next gig.
- I'll be there with you.

823
00:46:08,669 --> 00:46:10,546
- Everything will be fine.
- I'm your sous-chef now and forever.

824
00:46:10,712 --> 00:46:13,048
You're not my sous-chef anymore.
You are chef de cuisine.

825
00:46:13,215 --> 00:46:15,050
- But I wouldn't even be there...
- It doesn't matter.

826
00:46:15,217 --> 00:46:16,844
Riva's right about one thing.

827
00:46:17,010 --> 00:46:19,596
You are ready to run your own kitchen.
So don't blow it.

828
00:46:19,763 --> 00:46:21,140
It's a big opportunity for you.

829
00:46:21,306 --> 00:46:23,684
- To Tony's big new opportunity.
- To Tony's big opportunity.

830
00:46:23,851 --> 00:46:26,145
- To chef de cuisine.
- I don't like how it happened.

831
00:46:26,311 --> 00:46:29,857
- But I'm happy it happened. OK?
- Two words, man.

832
00:46:30,023 --> 00:46:32,234
You guys. I love you fucking guys.

833
00:46:33,610 --> 00:46:36,864
- I love you, Tony. I love you.
- Thanks, Chef.

834
00:46:37,030 --> 00:46:38,490
Look at that.

835
00:46:38,657 --> 00:46:40,409
I love both of you.

836
00:46:40,576 --> 00:46:41,952
We love you, man.

837
00:46:42,119 --> 00:46:44,705
Let's have a three-way right here.
Come on. Come on.

838
00:46:44,872 --> 00:46:46,373
- Hang on, hang on.
- I love you, man.

839
00:46:46,540 --> 00:46:49,084
- I'm glad you made up with him.
- Thanks. Did you take the garbage out?

840
00:46:49,251 --> 00:46:52,546
The truth of the matter is
nobody's calling me.

841
00:46:52,713 --> 00:46:54,590
I got no job prospects whatsoever.

842
00:46:54,757 --> 00:46:57,092
- What about those offers you got?
- No. It's all dried out.

843
00:46:57,259 --> 00:46:59,595
- Why, from the online shit?
- It must be from the online thing.

844
00:46:59,762 --> 00:47:02,598
- Come on.
- I'm like a fucking cat playing a piano.

845
00:47:02,765 --> 00:47:04,183
I don't even know what that means.

846
00:47:04,349 --> 00:47:05,934
I'm everywhere.

847
00:47:06,101 --> 00:47:08,896
OK? Like, I'm, like...l'm, like, a meme.

848
00:47:09,063 --> 00:47:11,523
Know what a meme is?
I'm a meme. I'm a fucking meme.

849
00:47:11,690 --> 00:47:13,650
Carl, you need to take a break.

850
00:47:13,817 --> 00:47:16,111
I've been on a break.
I've had too much of a break.

851
00:47:16,278 --> 00:47:18,197
- No, you need a real break.
- I need to work.

852
00:47:18,363 --> 00:47:20,532
- I need to get back into a kitchen.
- You don't. Carl...

853
00:47:20,699 --> 00:47:23,410
I wish I never... I should've cooked
the shit he wanted me to cook.

854
00:47:23,577 --> 00:47:26,288
You gonna go work for another Riva
in some other restaurant?

855
00:47:26,455 --> 00:47:30,167
You've been miserable here
as long as I've known you, Carl.

856
00:47:30,334 --> 00:47:32,711
- That's not true. We've had a blast.
- Yes, we've had a blast.

857
00:47:32,878 --> 00:47:34,797
And now it's time for you to go.

858
00:47:35,839 --> 00:47:37,758
You don't belong here anymore.
You know it. Come on.

859
00:47:37,925 --> 00:47:39,635
What's th... Who's this girl?

860
00:47:39,802 --> 00:47:41,595
- Carl.
- What?

861
00:47:43,055 --> 00:47:45,432
- Be real with me.
- I am.

862
00:47:45,599 --> 00:47:47,518
You've been ignoring
a lot of things in your life

863
00:47:47,684 --> 00:47:49,561
that need your attention,
like Percy.

864
00:47:53,399 --> 00:47:57,653
I'm not dad material right now,
if you hadn't noticed.

865
00:47:57,820 --> 00:47:59,947
I'm embarrassing.

866
00:48:00,114 --> 00:48:02,282
He sees all this shit
on the computer.

867
00:48:02,449 --> 00:48:04,701
- Well...
- His friends have...

868
00:48:04,868 --> 00:48:07,621
Maybe it's important for you
to talk to him about it, then.

869
00:48:07,788 --> 00:48:10,707
- I just...
- He needs you, Carl.

870
00:48:10,874 --> 00:48:14,002
I'm... I don't know him, OK?
He's at a weird age.

871
00:48:14,169 --> 00:48:16,588
Why don't you take this time
to get to know him?

872
00:48:23,846 --> 00:48:25,723
I want you to be happy.

873
00:48:27,433 --> 00:48:29,143
You're not happy.

874
00:48:31,228 --> 00:48:32,938
You're never gonna be happy here.

875
00:48:35,149 --> 00:48:36,692
I don't know what I'm gonna do.

876
00:48:37,735 --> 00:48:40,070
I've never not known
what I was gonna do. I've always known.

877
00:48:40,237 --> 00:48:41,739
There's always been
the next thing to do.

878
00:48:41,905 --> 00:48:45,576
And now that it's all ended,
and I'm, like...l'm, like, fucking lost.

879
00:48:45,743 --> 00:48:48,078
I think that's
a good place to start.

880
00:48:55,544 --> 00:48:57,087
Come here.

881
00:49:00,799 --> 00:49:02,593
- You're the best.
- Yeah.

882
00:49:05,054 --> 00:49:08,348
- I'll hold down the fort. I promise.
- OK. You do that.

883
00:49:08,515 --> 00:49:10,100
Thank you.

884
00:49:16,482 --> 00:49:18,317
Hi, Flora. Percy here?

885
00:49:18,484 --> 00:49:20,235
Percy aqui?

886
00:49:20,402 --> 00:49:22,196
- He's inside.
- Can you tell him I'm here?

887
00:49:22,362 --> 00:49:23,739
- Sure.
- Thanks.

888
00:49:23,906 --> 00:49:26,533
- Hi.
- Why are you here?

889
00:49:26,700 --> 00:49:28,869
I'm here to see...
here to see Percy.

890
00:49:29,036 --> 00:49:30,412
- Oh.
- It's been a while.

891
00:49:30,579 --> 00:49:33,582
I'm glad you're here, but why didn't you
call to say that you were coming?

892
00:49:33,749 --> 00:49:36,251
- I don't know, because...
- He said he's sleeping.

893
00:49:36,418 --> 00:49:38,754
- OK. I'm gonna go talk to him.
- No, no, wait one second.

894
00:49:38,921 --> 00:49:41,090
She said he says he's sleeping,
but if he was sleeping,

895
00:49:41,256 --> 00:49:43,008
she'd just say he's sleeping,
so he's not sleeping.

896
00:49:43,175 --> 00:49:46,512
- Let me talk to him.
- Can you talk to me for one second first?

897
00:49:46,678 --> 00:49:48,847
Please? Come.

898
00:49:50,891 --> 00:49:53,769
Percy and I are going to Miami
to see my father.

899
00:49:55,104 --> 00:49:56,814
So why don't you come with us?

900
00:49:56,980 --> 00:49:59,358
- What?
- Yeah, come with us.

901
00:49:59,525 --> 00:50:02,277
You want me to go...
I can't come with you to Miami.

902
00:50:02,444 --> 00:50:04,154
I don't... I got all...

903
00:50:04,321 --> 00:50:05,906
I don't have any money.

904
00:50:06,073 --> 00:50:08,826
I need to wait for another job,
for all this shit to blow over

905
00:50:08,992 --> 00:50:10,369
with the internet,
Twitter, all that shit.

906
00:50:10,536 --> 00:50:12,621
Yeah, but I could lend you
some money before you...

907
00:50:12,788 --> 00:50:14,957
I don't want your money.
I can't take charity from you.

908
00:50:15,124 --> 00:50:16,500
You know that he's really upset

909
00:50:16,667 --> 00:50:19,294
because he couldn't go with you
to New Orleans, right?

910
00:50:20,921 --> 00:50:23,507
He's hurt. He misses you.

911
00:50:26,677 --> 00:50:29,054
OK. What do you want me to do?

912
00:50:29,221 --> 00:50:31,598
You know that the nannies
can't get on the plane.

913
00:50:31,765 --> 00:50:34,560
So why don't you come with us

914
00:50:34,727 --> 00:50:37,271
and you take care of him
while I work?

915
00:50:38,313 --> 00:50:40,482
So you need me to come with you
to watch Percy?

916
00:50:40,649 --> 00:50:42,651
- Yeah.
- So I'm the nanny?

917
00:50:42,818 --> 00:50:45,571
Yes, his nanny, in Miami.

918
00:50:46,947 --> 00:50:50,200
It might be good.
That's where it all happened for you.

919
00:50:50,367 --> 00:50:51,744
That's where Percy was born,

920
00:50:51,910 --> 00:50:54,288
that's where you got
your first job as a chef.

921
00:50:54,455 --> 00:50:57,124
Maybe it will just, like,
clear your mind out.

922
00:50:57,291 --> 00:50:59,501
You think Percy would be OK
with that?

923
00:50:59,668 --> 00:51:01,336
Percy would love it.

924
00:51:08,343 --> 00:51:09,970
What do you say?

925
00:51:43,587 --> 00:51:45,672
I have to run out
for a quick meeting,

926
00:51:45,839 --> 00:51:48,008
so make sure when you go upstairs
that everything is pressed,

927
00:51:48,175 --> 00:51:50,511
order him some food,
make sure he takes a nap, a bath...

928
00:51:50,677 --> 00:51:52,596
- Wait, wait, wait, a nap?
- Get him ready for tonight.

929
00:51:52,763 --> 00:51:54,598
- I'm 10.
- It's gonna be a long night.

930
00:51:54,765 --> 00:51:56,433
We're gonna see Abuelito play.

931
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,644
Where? At Hoy Como Ayer?

932
00:51:58,811 --> 00:52:00,979
- Isn't he a little young for that?
- Too young for what?

933
00:52:01,146 --> 00:52:02,523
He's not gonna perform forever.

934
00:52:02,689 --> 00:52:05,651
He wants his grandson
to see him play at least once.

935
00:52:05,818 --> 00:52:07,569
Alright, well,
better keep an eye on him.

936
00:52:07,736 --> 00:52:09,655
- That place could get pretty crazy.
- Me keep an eye?

937
00:52:09,822 --> 00:52:11,490
That's why you're going too.

938
00:52:19,623 --> 00:52:21,708
- Where are we?
- This is Little Havana.

939
00:52:21,875 --> 00:52:24,503
- Like in 'Grand Theft Auto'?
- No, this is where I grew up.

940
00:52:24,670 --> 00:52:26,046
- You did?
- Yes.

941
00:52:26,213 --> 00:52:29,466
And this is where
Abuelito lives and works.

942
00:52:29,633 --> 00:52:31,969
Grandpa still works?
What does he do?

943
00:52:56,952 --> 00:52:58,746
I can't see.

944
00:53:56,637 --> 00:53:58,639
- No, Papa.
- What did he say?

945
00:53:58,806 --> 00:54:00,974
No, he's asking
if we're back together.

946
00:54:01,141 --> 00:54:04,269
No, no, we're friends.
I'm helping watch the baby.

947
00:54:08,190 --> 00:54:09,566
Wait, what's he...
I don't understand.

948
00:54:09,733 --> 00:54:12,236
He said that you look like
you've gained a couple of pounds

949
00:54:12,403 --> 00:54:13,946
since he saw you last.

950
00:54:14,113 --> 00:54:15,489
Maybe since last time,
I understand,

951
00:54:15,656 --> 00:54:18,450
but, actually, recently,
I'm down 15 pounds.

952
00:54:24,206 --> 00:54:25,707
- 20?
- He's saying that he lost 20 pounds.

953
00:54:25,874 --> 00:54:27,793
- 20.
- I know what he said. But I'm down...

954
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:31,213
That is in two months. I'm down...
In two weeks, I've lost 15.

955
00:54:31,380 --> 00:54:33,549
My suit doesn't even fit me anymore.

956
00:54:35,008 --> 00:54:36,719
He's saying his pants might fall.

957
00:54:36,885 --> 00:54:38,262
20 pounds. 20.

958
00:54:38,429 --> 00:54:41,014
Why does he have to say 20?
I say 15, he says 20.

959
00:54:41,181 --> 00:54:42,808
I could... Alright.

960
00:54:42,975 --> 00:54:45,686
These are really good.
We should wake up Percy so he can try one.

961
00:54:45,853 --> 00:54:49,440
He say, "Just let him sleep. It's too late."

962
00:54:49,606 --> 00:54:53,193
No, but he's never had a real
Cuban sandwich. I want him to try it.

963
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:56,363
He says you should make him one.

964
00:54:56,530 --> 00:54:59,450
I want him to have a real one
from here, from Little Havana.

965
00:54:59,616 --> 00:55:03,078
Abuelo... Everything OK?

966
00:55:05,789 --> 00:55:07,708
This is really good, by the way.

967
00:55:07,875 --> 00:55:09,543
Yours are way better.

968
00:55:15,257 --> 00:55:17,593
You think people would like
this kind of food back home?

969
00:55:18,761 --> 00:55:21,513
- You think people would like it?
- Yeah, it's real food. Why not?

970
00:55:24,183 --> 00:55:26,602
Maybe I'll talk to Marvin.

971
00:55:26,769 --> 00:55:29,438
Let me hear him out. You know?

972
00:55:29,605 --> 00:55:31,690
See what he's got in mind
for the food truck.

973
00:55:33,275 --> 00:55:34,651
Think he's in town?

974
00:55:34,818 --> 00:55:38,197
I don't know, but, you know,
I can find out tomorrow - I call him.

975
00:55:39,490 --> 00:55:42,076
You know he's here. Is this
the whole reason you brought me out?

976
00:55:42,242 --> 00:55:43,952
I don't know
what you're talking about.

977
00:55:45,162 --> 00:55:47,081
Try this. The yucca's amazing.

978
00:55:47,247 --> 00:55:48,791
I love yucca.

979
00:55:49,917 --> 00:55:51,460
You're full of shit.

980
00:56:06,975 --> 00:56:10,396
Hi. I'm Carl Casper.
I'm here to see Marvin.

981
00:56:10,562 --> 00:56:13,899
- Booties?
- Excuse me?

982
00:56:16,527 --> 00:56:18,695
In case you don't want
to remove your shoes.

983
00:56:18,862 --> 00:56:20,614
Thank you.

984
00:56:29,873 --> 00:56:31,959
Follow me, please.

985
00:56:46,682 --> 00:56:48,434
- Casper's here.
- How ya doing?

986
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,602
- Glad you're here. Look at you.
- How's it going?

987
00:56:50,769 --> 00:56:52,146
Come over here.
Candy, come over here.

988
00:56:52,312 --> 00:56:53,856
You're a sight for sore eyes.

989
00:56:54,022 --> 00:56:56,442
What you want to eat, something?
I want to see you eat something.

990
00:56:56,608 --> 00:57:00,028
Alright? I'm worried.
Eat some crackers or something.

991
00:57:00,195 --> 00:57:01,739
Thanks.

992
00:57:04,450 --> 00:57:05,826
Look at you.

993
00:57:05,993 --> 00:57:08,787
She's pregnant. Just found out.

994
00:57:08,954 --> 00:57:10,914
The... This one?

995
00:57:11,081 --> 00:57:14,376
Pissed on a stick, came in,
laid it on me five seconds ago.

996
00:57:16,128 --> 00:57:17,504
Is it... So it's yours?

997
00:57:17,671 --> 00:57:20,132
I don't know.
That's what she's saying.

998
00:57:21,175 --> 00:57:23,719
- You don't...
- I know.

999
00:57:23,886 --> 00:57:26,638
I got a problem, 'cause she's...
best receptionist I've ever had.

1000
00:57:26,805 --> 00:57:29,600
- Yeah.
- Good news is I had my tubes tied in '08.

1001
00:57:29,767 --> 00:57:32,311
So, clearly,
she's also a fucking liar.

1002
00:57:32,478 --> 00:57:34,938
- Right. That's tough.
- What do you want?

1003
00:57:35,105 --> 00:57:36,482
You want a coconut water?

1004
00:57:36,648 --> 00:57:38,275
- Um...
- You OK?

1005
00:57:38,442 --> 00:57:39,902
I'm alright. I'm alright.

1006
00:57:40,069 --> 00:57:41,570
- Do you want a drink?
- I would... No.

1007
00:57:41,737 --> 00:57:43,697
Let's make some decisions together.
Let's start right here.

1008
00:57:43,864 --> 00:57:45,240
- Alright, so...
- Let's start off easy.

1009
00:57:45,407 --> 00:57:48,494
We got shit to talk about.
Look, bang, you got four swatches, right?

1010
00:57:48,660 --> 00:57:51,371
Let's start off easy and then
we'll get into the uncomfortable stuff.

1011
00:57:51,538 --> 00:57:53,332
- Pick it.
- The... For the...

1012
00:57:53,499 --> 00:57:55,167
For here? I don't know.

1013
00:57:55,334 --> 00:57:56,710
Yeah, I'm putting a carpet down,

1014
00:57:56,877 --> 00:57:59,963
'cause people keep slippin' around
like it's a fuckin' ice rink in here.

1015
00:58:00,130 --> 00:58:03,634
You could always get 'em...
take the booties off and...

1016
00:58:03,801 --> 00:58:05,427
Can't do that.

1017
00:58:05,594 --> 00:58:07,096
We'll go with,
I don't know, this one?

1018
00:58:07,262 --> 00:58:08,764
- You like that one?
- I think...

1019
00:58:08,931 --> 00:58:11,266
If I had to...
But if you're not gonna paint, I would...

1020
00:58:11,433 --> 00:58:12,935
This just seems like
it goes with anything.

1021
00:58:13,102 --> 00:58:14,686
People aren't walking
on the walls, Carl.

1022
00:58:14,853 --> 00:58:16,355
Or I could keep it if I want.

1023
00:58:16,522 --> 00:58:18,440
- The...
- Keep the kid.

1024
00:58:18,607 --> 00:58:19,983
- Yeah.
- Knowing that it's not mine.

1025
00:58:20,150 --> 00:58:22,903
- Yes.
- You know, for once, I'm a good guy.

1026
00:58:23,946 --> 00:58:26,949
She stays on my desk
and I fucking got something on her.

1027
00:58:27,116 --> 00:58:28,742
But you decide. What do you think?

1028
00:58:29,910 --> 00:58:31,662
Are we...we're talking about
the carpet now

1029
00:58:31,829 --> 00:58:33,330
or are we talking about
the, um...the...

1030
00:58:33,497 --> 00:58:35,707
- We're talking about...
- I don't even know anymore.

1031
00:58:35,874 --> 00:58:38,585
I think, um...

1032
00:58:38,752 --> 00:58:40,421
..l'd go with the brown.

1033
00:58:40,587 --> 00:58:43,340
And as far as that goes,
that's a personal...that's...

1034
00:58:43,507 --> 00:58:46,385
- I don't know.
- You're not a turd, OK?

1035
00:58:46,552 --> 00:58:50,681
I don't want you to feel that way
coming in here with your hat in your hand.

1036
00:58:50,848 --> 00:58:53,225
You went fucking crazy on the internet.
That was awesome.

1037
00:58:53,392 --> 00:58:56,979
You lost respect, which I love,
'cause it's passion.

1038
00:58:57,146 --> 00:58:58,522
You know, you lost everything.

1039
00:58:58,689 --> 00:59:01,859
You know, you're not a loser,
but you have lost, OK?

1040
00:59:02,025 --> 00:59:04,653
You're not a turd.
A turd that lost.

1041
00:59:04,820 --> 00:59:06,697
I don't know
that I feel like a turd.

1042
00:59:06,864 --> 00:59:08,907
- Good.
- I feel like I had a bad week.

1043
00:59:09,074 --> 00:59:12,286
I feel like I lost my job,
I made an ass of myself on the internet.

1044
00:59:12,453 --> 00:59:14,538
I'm divorced, I'm old,
I got no money.

1045
00:59:14,705 --> 00:59:16,206
I live in a shitty apartment
in Venice.

1046
00:59:16,373 --> 00:59:18,292
But you know
what makes me feel like a turd?

1047
00:59:18,459 --> 00:59:21,128
That I'm in my ex-wife's ex-husband's office
and asking for a fucking favour

1048
00:59:21,295 --> 00:59:22,796
and all he's doing
is busting my balls.

1049
00:59:22,963 --> 00:59:25,299
I like this humility. It's good.

1050
00:59:31,096 --> 00:59:34,433
Truth be told, food trucks are a great idea.
You know what I mean?

1051
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:36,977
I think we take it back
to something simple.

1052
00:59:37,144 --> 00:59:39,897
Let me see if I got something
to say anymore. I don't even know.

1053
00:59:40,064 --> 00:59:41,440
- It's no problem.
- I'll pay you back.

1054
00:59:41,607 --> 00:59:45,152
As long as it's not weird for you -
I don't want you to feel like

1055
00:59:45,319 --> 00:59:47,905
because you were with Inez
and you guys were sleeping together

1056
00:59:48,072 --> 00:59:50,282
and I was with her
and we had this...

1057
00:59:50,449 --> 00:59:53,744
I was with her, then you were with her,
and then maybe I fucked her after.

1058
00:59:53,911 --> 00:59:55,579
I don't even know
what happened with us.

1059
00:59:56,830 --> 00:59:59,083
I came out to LA
for a Clippers game once

1060
00:59:59,249 --> 01:00:02,002
and I think we had a couple of drinks
and we went to Islands.

1061
01:00:02,169 --> 01:00:04,088
- And I think she had...
- What happened between you two?

1062
01:00:04,254 --> 01:00:06,090
You know what? It doesn't matter.
Here's what happened.

1063
01:00:06,256 --> 01:00:09,802
We're talking about a white-on-white
'88 Chevy Grumman food truck.

1064
01:00:09,968 --> 01:00:12,137
It's a blank canvas
for your dreams.

1065
01:00:12,304 --> 01:00:13,931
I'm gonna have 'em pull it around.

1066
01:00:15,182 --> 01:00:16,809
Thank you.

1067
01:00:16,975 --> 01:00:18,894
Don't thank me till you see it.

1068
01:00:42,876 --> 01:00:44,586
Yeah. I'm in Miami now.

1069
01:00:44,753 --> 01:00:46,588
What happened to those interviews you had?

1070
01:00:46,755 --> 01:00:48,298
None of the prospects panned out.

1071
01:00:48,465 --> 01:00:50,175
- For real?
- Yeah.

1072
01:00:51,218 --> 01:00:52,594
It sucks.

1073
01:00:52,761 --> 01:00:54,763
I guess you'll have to stay there
for a while, bro.

1074
01:00:54,930 --> 01:00:59,017
Hey, Carl. Hey, papi, mira,
I don't know if you heard or not, but...

1075
01:01:00,060 --> 01:01:02,104
I got bumped up, man,
to sous-chef.

1076
01:01:02,271 --> 01:01:03,647
- Sous-chef?
- Yeah.

1077
01:01:03,814 --> 01:01:05,274
No shit! That's excellent!

1078
01:01:05,441 --> 01:01:07,484
Congratulations, man.
That's a big deal.

1079
01:01:07,651 --> 01:01:10,028
Thank you, man. That means a lot
coming from you, seriously.

1080
01:01:10,195 --> 01:01:12,614
Yeah, but enough about me.
So, what are you gonna do?

1081
01:01:12,781 --> 01:01:14,450
You're gonna laugh.

1082
01:01:15,743 --> 01:01:17,911
- I got a food truck.
- Get the hell out!

1083
01:01:18,078 --> 01:01:20,414
No shit.
You got a fucking taco truck?

1084
01:01:20,581 --> 01:01:23,584
Tony! Tony, Carl's got
a fucking taco truck.

1085
01:01:23,751 --> 01:01:25,544
For real?

1086
01:01:25,711 --> 01:01:28,005
- Jefe! Like with tacos and shit?
- I just...

1087
01:01:28,172 --> 01:01:30,632
Yeah, I would assume.
What are you gonna cook?

1088
01:01:30,799 --> 01:01:34,720
You know, Cuban sandwiches,
plátanos, arroz con pollo.

1089
01:01:34,887 --> 01:01:36,805
Simple shit like we used to do
for family meal.

1090
01:01:36,972 --> 01:01:38,307
Oh, yeah,
I remember those days, man.

1091
01:01:38,474 --> 01:01:40,601
- Fuck he doing with a taco truck?
- Goddamn.

1092
01:01:40,768 --> 01:01:43,687
- I'd love some of that shit now.
- What's he doing with a taco truck?

1093
01:01:43,854 --> 01:01:45,647
- It's good, right? It could be cool.
- Yeah.

1094
01:01:45,814 --> 01:01:47,566
Get the fuck off the phone, bro.
Let's go!

1095
01:01:47,733 --> 01:01:49,234
Alright, alright, alright!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man.

1096
01:01:49,401 --> 01:01:51,278
Attila the Hun is calling me.
I gotta go, man.

1097
01:01:51,445 --> 01:01:52,905
Alright. Be good, man.

1098
01:01:54,406 --> 01:01:57,076
- Is this the new truck?
- This is it. This is the truck.

1099
01:01:57,242 --> 01:01:58,619
It's got good bones.

1100
01:01:58,786 --> 01:02:00,287
It's gonna need
a lot of work, though.

1101
01:02:00,454 --> 01:02:02,039
What doesn't?

1102
01:02:02,206 --> 01:02:04,041
Wanna take a look around, champ?

1103
01:02:04,208 --> 01:02:05,584
- Do I have to?
- Go!

1104
01:02:05,751 --> 01:02:08,587
Go and look at
your dad's new truck.

1105
01:02:08,754 --> 01:02:11,298
Can I ask you a question?

1106
01:02:11,465 --> 01:02:13,092
Is something wrong?

1107
01:02:13,258 --> 01:02:15,469
- Did you sleep with him?
- With who?

1108
01:02:15,636 --> 01:02:17,304
With Marvin.
Did you sleep with Marvin?

1109
01:02:17,471 --> 01:02:19,181
But of course I did.
He's my ex-husband.

1110
01:02:19,348 --> 01:02:21,183
I mean, since we were divorced.
Have you slept...

1111
01:02:21,350 --> 01:02:23,310
Who did you sleep with last,
him or me?

1112
01:02:23,477 --> 01:02:25,813
I'm sorry, but this is
none of your business what I did...

1113
01:02:25,979 --> 01:02:27,731
- I think it might be.
- ...after I divorce you.

1114
01:02:27,898 --> 01:02:31,443
Second of all, I don't ask you
what you do with your hot little waitress.

1115
01:02:31,610 --> 01:02:32,945
- That's completely different.
- OK, really.

1116
01:02:33,112 --> 01:02:34,446
- And that's not fair.
- Yeah, yeah.

1117
01:02:34,613 --> 01:02:36,573
This is somebody you loved
and shared a life with...

1118
01:02:36,740 --> 01:02:38,659
Why do we have to
talk about this right now?

1119
01:02:38,826 --> 01:02:40,577
Because I took a business meeting
with the guy.

1120
01:02:40,744 --> 01:02:42,913
- This is not the moment.
- It is. I wanna know why.

1121
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:44,706
He's smiling like
he's got something on me.

1122
01:02:44,873 --> 01:02:46,583
- I dunno what it is.
- Please, you know him.

1123
01:02:46,750 --> 01:02:49,294
- I do know how him.
- You know how he is. So who cares?

1124
01:02:49,461 --> 01:02:50,838
- I care!
- Why do you need to know?

1125
01:02:51,004 --> 01:02:53,006
I just would like to...

1126
01:02:53,173 --> 01:02:54,717
It doesn't bother me.
I just wanna know.

1127
01:02:54,883 --> 01:02:58,637
Just listen. I was very sad.
I was very lonely.

1128
01:02:58,804 --> 01:03:00,973
- And you, more than anyone, know...
- OK. That's it. That's enough.

1129
01:03:01,140 --> 01:03:03,100
..how I get after I have
a couple of drinks.

1130
01:03:03,267 --> 01:03:05,018
- I don't want to know the details.
- I get...

1131
01:03:05,185 --> 01:03:06,520
Please. I'm not
one of your girlfriends.

1132
01:03:06,687 --> 01:03:08,397
- Don't tell me. Stop talking.
- He was my first.

1133
01:03:08,564 --> 01:03:12,109
- OK, the kid's here.
- It came out like a natural, organic thing.

1134
01:03:12,276 --> 01:03:14,278
- I don't want to know about this.
- We didn't...

1135
01:03:15,571 --> 01:03:17,448
We didn't go through with it.

1136
01:03:19,783 --> 01:03:22,619
Sat there and we realised
we're just good friends.

1137
01:03:24,997 --> 01:03:26,457
I think there's something dead
in there.

1138
01:03:26,623 --> 01:03:29,126
OK, go and look for it.
Maybe it's a rat.

1139
01:03:29,293 --> 01:03:32,046
- Let's go look for the rat.
- I have to work, and I'll be back.

1140
01:03:32,212 --> 01:03:33,964
- No, wait, wait, wait.
- You're going? No, no, no.

1141
01:03:34,131 --> 01:03:35,466
You can't leave.

1142
01:03:35,632 --> 01:03:37,384
You said you were
going to help me, OK?

1143
01:03:37,551 --> 01:03:39,928
Go work with your dad. It's fun.

1144
01:03:40,095 --> 01:03:42,723
I'll be back later. 'Bye.

1145
01:03:49,855 --> 01:03:51,440
Alright. Take that bucket, fill it.

1146
01:03:51,607 --> 01:03:53,275
See the hose?

1147
01:04:07,414 --> 01:04:08,791
Trash, trash, trash.

1148
01:04:08,957 --> 01:04:10,417
Save that, save that.

1149
01:04:10,584 --> 01:04:12,336
Save the metal ones.

1150
01:04:20,177 --> 01:04:21,512
Tip it over.

1151
01:04:23,347 --> 01:04:24,973
Alright, buddy.

1152
01:04:26,433 --> 01:04:28,185
I got some presents for you.

1153
01:04:28,352 --> 01:04:29,895
Watch this.

1154
01:04:31,355 --> 01:04:33,232
Steel wool, right?

1155
01:04:33,399 --> 01:04:35,984
Scrub brush. Right?

1156
01:04:36,151 --> 01:04:38,821
I want you to do that
on the whole truck.

1157
01:04:53,419 --> 01:04:55,754
Hey, buddy, you don't have to clean that.
We're throwing it out.

1158
01:04:55,921 --> 01:04:57,464
Alright? Clean something else.

1159
01:05:13,897 --> 01:05:16,608
Alright, that looks good.
Clean out the lowboy now.

1160
01:05:16,775 --> 01:05:18,152
- The what?
- The low...

1161
01:05:18,318 --> 01:05:21,113
The reach-in fridge, right here.
Clean this out.

1162
01:05:25,784 --> 01:05:27,286
That's it.

1163
01:05:27,453 --> 01:05:29,747
That's where the smell's coming from.
What is that?

1164
01:05:29,913 --> 01:05:31,999
I don't know.
Whatever it is, clean it out.

1165
01:05:40,841 --> 01:05:42,551
What the hell are you doing?

1166
01:05:42,718 --> 01:05:45,429
- You told me to clean it out.
- Not throw it in the garbage.

1167
01:05:45,596 --> 01:05:47,931
That's a perfectly good hotel pan.
Scrub it out.

1168
01:05:48,098 --> 01:05:51,477
No, that's gross!
I'm not cleaning that out.

1169
01:05:51,643 --> 01:05:53,729
- Pick it out of the garbage.
- Are you kidding?

1170
01:05:53,896 --> 01:05:55,814
- It's disgusting.
- You don't throw it in the garbage.

1171
01:05:55,981 --> 01:05:58,567
Like we saved the rest of the stuff.
Let's just clean it out.

1172
01:05:58,734 --> 01:06:00,444
No.

1173
01:06:00,611 --> 01:06:02,404
- Pick it out of the trash.
- No.

1174
01:06:03,822 --> 01:06:06,784
Pick it out of the trash can.

1175
01:06:09,203 --> 01:06:10,746
You wanted to work in a kitchen.

1176
01:06:10,913 --> 01:06:12,956
This is what
working in a kitchen is, OK?

1177
01:06:13,123 --> 01:06:15,459
- We don't throw shit out.
- Yeah, I wanted to come and cook.

1178
01:06:15,626 --> 01:06:17,419
- Not clean it!
- Pick it out of the garbage!

1179
01:06:17,586 --> 01:06:19,213
No! I cleaned
your whole stupid truck!

1180
01:06:19,380 --> 01:06:21,048
Why are you so mean to me?!

1181
01:06:40,192 --> 01:06:42,861
Hey, I can't get
a hold of your mom.

1182
01:06:44,029 --> 01:06:45,656
But you... The truck looks great.

1183
01:06:45,823 --> 01:06:47,741
You did a great job.
I'm sorry I was mean.

1184
01:06:47,908 --> 01:06:49,701
That wasn't right of me.

1185
01:06:51,537 --> 01:06:53,288
I gotta pick up some equipment
for the truck.

1186
01:06:53,455 --> 01:06:57,126
You wanna come with me and help me
pick out a stove till Mom calls back?

1187
01:06:57,292 --> 01:06:58,711
Fine.

1188
01:06:58,877 --> 01:07:00,921
Alright. Let's go.

1189
01:07:09,471 --> 01:07:10,931
You know what this is?

1190
01:07:11,098 --> 01:07:13,058
- French fries?
- That's right, a fryer.

1191
01:07:13,225 --> 01:07:15,561
This is the one we need right here.
Come on, let's go.

1192
01:07:15,728 --> 01:07:18,147
Double convection oven underneath.
It's a real workhorse.

1193
01:07:18,313 --> 01:07:21,316
60 inches. I think we could fit them
on the truck. What do you think?

1194
01:07:21,483 --> 01:07:23,694
- Let's get it.
- Let's get this one. Good. Done.

1195
01:07:23,861 --> 01:07:25,487
This is the...
Here's what we need.

1196
01:07:25,654 --> 01:07:27,573
This is the thing I was looking for.
Right there.

1197
01:07:27,740 --> 01:07:29,700
- A George Foreman grill?
- That's not a George Foreman grill.

1198
01:07:29,867 --> 01:07:31,785
It's called a plancha.
We make Cuban sandwiches on that.

1199
01:07:31,952 --> 01:07:35,205
This is the key to our entire livelihood.
We need two of these.

1200
01:07:35,372 --> 01:07:36,749
Looks good. You know what?

1201
01:07:36,915 --> 01:07:40,002
Let's also get the 6-inch chef's knife
with the plastic handle.

1202
01:07:40,169 --> 01:07:43,130
- Then you need also the holder.
- Yeah, let's get a cover as well.

1203
01:07:44,173 --> 01:07:45,799
OK, you see this, Percy?

1204
01:07:47,051 --> 01:07:48,427
That's a chef's knife.

1205
01:07:48,594 --> 01:07:50,012
A real chef's knife.

1206
01:07:50,179 --> 01:07:52,347
It's not a toy. You understand?

1207
01:07:53,515 --> 01:07:56,268
This thing's sharp. It can send you
to the hospital if you're not careful.

1208
01:07:56,435 --> 01:07:58,145
I'll teach you
how to use this thing.

1209
01:08:00,564 --> 01:08:03,150
But a chef's knife,
it belongs to the chef, not to the kitchen.

1210
01:08:03,317 --> 01:08:06,987
So it's your responsibility
to keep it sharp, clean, not to lose it.

1211
01:08:07,154 --> 01:08:09,364
- Can you handle that?
- Yes.

1212
01:08:10,407 --> 01:08:12,159
This is a good knife.

1213
01:08:12,326 --> 01:08:14,661
It'll last you a long time
if you take care of it.

1214
01:08:14,828 --> 01:08:16,747
Don't lose it.

1215
01:08:16,914 --> 01:08:19,375
I won't. Thank you.

1216
01:08:21,001 --> 01:08:22,544
You earned it.

1217
01:08:25,297 --> 01:08:27,216
How are we gonna get it in the truck?

1218
01:08:27,383 --> 01:08:29,843
Well, Marvin said we could use
some of his guys to help out.

1219
01:08:30,010 --> 01:08:32,763
Hey, guys! Hello?

1220
01:08:32,930 --> 01:08:35,933
I'm Carl. This is my truck.

1221
01:08:36,975 --> 01:08:38,477
I need some help
moving this equipment in.

1222
01:08:38,644 --> 01:08:40,687
Marvin said that you guys
might help me.

1223
01:08:44,108 --> 01:08:46,026
I got it. Mind if I borrow this?

1224
01:08:47,319 --> 01:08:49,113
Get to the top floor.

1225
01:08:53,367 --> 01:08:55,411
Maybe a little higher?

1226
01:08:56,453 --> 01:08:59,123
The hard part was getting it
over to the truck,

1227
01:08:59,289 --> 01:09:00,874
and now we just have to tip.

1228
01:09:02,668 --> 01:09:05,421
If I can get one end up
on the tailgate.

1229
01:09:07,131 --> 01:09:10,718
Oh, hey, hey. Don't do that.
You're gonna rupture something, man.

1230
01:09:10,884 --> 01:09:12,386
- Hey!
- Martin!

1231
01:09:12,553 --> 01:09:16,098
Hey, killer, what's up?
How you doing, little gangster?

1232
01:09:16,265 --> 01:09:18,851
- What the hell you doing here?
- I warned you, man. I warned you.

1233
01:09:19,017 --> 01:09:22,438
If you got another gig, I was gonna drop
everything to be your line cook. Didn't I?

1234
01:09:22,604 --> 01:09:24,356
This is a food truck.
You're a sous-chef now.

1235
01:09:24,523 --> 01:09:26,316
So? Food trucks
don't need a sous-chef?

1236
01:09:26,483 --> 01:09:28,652
OK, fine. You're hired.
Pays nothing.

1237
01:09:28,819 --> 01:09:30,195
- I'll take it.
- Nice!

1238
01:09:30,362 --> 01:09:32,281
- You're not gonna scare me, buddy.
- Thank you so much.

1239
01:09:32,448 --> 01:09:35,200
You must've jumped on a plane
as soon as we got off the phone.

1240
01:09:35,367 --> 01:09:38,078
Dude, when I heard your voice,
I was like, "That's what I wanna do."

1241
01:09:38,245 --> 01:09:39,872
- I'm so happy you're here.
- Me too, man.

1242
01:09:40,039 --> 01:09:41,957
- We're trying to get this in the truck.
- Yeah?

1243
01:09:42,124 --> 01:09:44,835
I need some sort of, like, lever
and fulcrum.

1244
01:09:45,002 --> 01:09:46,378
Come on, everybody.
Everybody together. Come on.

1245
01:09:46,545 --> 01:09:49,214
Holy sh... No, we can't do this.

1246
01:09:49,381 --> 01:09:52,009
No way, not without one of us
hurting ourselves. No, no, no, don't.

1247
01:09:52,176 --> 01:09:53,677
Stop. Stop. I got it, I got it.

1248
01:09:53,844 --> 01:09:55,345
Carl, easy.

1249
01:10:13,322 --> 01:10:15,532
- It's good to know Spanish.
- You gotta, man.

1250
01:10:15,699 --> 01:10:19,036
Thank you. Thank you, guys.

1251
01:10:25,876 --> 01:10:27,544
OK, good.

1252
01:10:27,711 --> 01:10:29,088
- Nice.
- Fryer next?

1253
01:10:29,254 --> 01:10:30,631
No, no,
forget the freaking fryer, man.

1254
01:10:30,798 --> 01:10:32,174
I'm gonna fill up
the propane tanks,

1255
01:10:32,341 --> 01:10:34,134
you go to the market -
get cerveza, not beer.

1256
01:10:34,301 --> 01:10:37,888
I can't go to the market. We gotta hook
up the fryer. Get rid of the steam pit.

1257
01:10:38,055 --> 01:10:41,058
No, by the time you get back,
I'll have this all spotless and cleaned up.

1258
01:10:41,225 --> 01:10:42,559
I got lots of marinating to do.

1259
01:10:42,726 --> 01:10:44,645
I promised these people
the best sandwich of their lives.

1260
01:10:44,812 --> 01:10:46,146
- OK. Good. So...
- Get me the mojo.

1261
01:10:46,313 --> 01:10:48,065
OK, so, what do you need?
Oranges, onion, garlic.

1262
01:10:48,232 --> 01:10:50,567
That's right. Why don't we
juice it up a little bit?

1263
01:10:50,734 --> 01:10:52,111
- Tomatillo.
- Some chillies, yeah. Cilantro.

1264
01:10:52,277 --> 01:10:54,822
- Now get the hell outta here.
- Let's go.

1265
01:10:54,988 --> 01:10:57,533
OK, look, the key is,
you gotta look for ingredients

1266
01:10:57,699 --> 01:10:59,701
and then that gives you ideas
of what to cook.

1267
01:10:59,868 --> 01:11:01,578
Like, this is yucca, right?

1268
01:11:01,745 --> 01:11:04,456
Get some of that.
Those look great. See that?

1269
01:11:04,623 --> 01:11:06,250
And... Oh, come here.

1270
01:11:06,417 --> 01:11:08,085
You know what this is?

1271
01:11:08,252 --> 01:11:09,712
Bananas?

1272
01:11:09,878 --> 01:11:11,922
That's called a plantain.
Plátanos.

1273
01:11:12,089 --> 01:11:13,674
These are maduros. Feel, soft?

1274
01:11:13,841 --> 01:11:15,509
That's the sweet kind.

1275
01:11:15,676 --> 01:11:18,303
But we want the green ones.
Here. Hang onto this.

1276
01:11:18,470 --> 01:11:20,222
This is what
you make tostones with.

1277
01:11:20,389 --> 01:11:22,182
That's Martin's favourite.

1278
01:11:22,349 --> 01:11:25,185
- I got it. I got it.
- You got it? Too much?

1279
01:11:25,352 --> 01:11:27,020
I got it.

1280
01:11:27,187 --> 01:11:29,481
- Watch out for tarantulas. Come on.
- What?

1281
01:12:08,729 --> 01:12:11,356
That's good.

1282
01:12:11,523 --> 01:12:12,900
Oh, look at that.

1283
01:12:13,067 --> 01:12:16,445
Oh, yeah. My masterpiece, baby.

1284
01:12:16,612 --> 01:12:20,324
- That's beautiful.
- Miami, I am back. Pow!

1285
01:12:20,491 --> 01:12:23,952
You could have just bought this at the
store. I think they sold it there.

1286
01:12:25,412 --> 01:12:27,164
- You sure that's your son, man?
- I don't know.

1287
01:12:27,331 --> 01:12:28,707
You'd better get a paternity test.

1288
01:12:28,874 --> 01:12:32,961
- Oh, that looks incred...
- Can I have some?

1289
01:12:34,004 --> 01:12:36,215
Oh, Martin.

1290
01:12:36,382 --> 01:12:38,175
- Please, just gimme some.
- It's not from the store.

1291
01:12:38,342 --> 01:12:40,677
- You might not like it.
- It's fatty but not heavy, you know?

1292
01:12:40,844 --> 01:12:42,554
- You don't want any of this.
- Yes, I do.

1293
01:12:42,721 --> 01:12:44,598
- You're probably vegan. You can't eat it.
- I'm not vegan.

1294
01:12:44,765 --> 01:12:46,266
- It's not from the store.
- Oh, my God.

1295
01:12:46,433 --> 01:12:49,061
- Martin, come on. Can I have some?
- Hold on a second.

1296
01:12:49,228 --> 01:12:51,522
- Can I give him a piece, Martin?
- Nah, man, he's not...

1297
01:12:51,688 --> 01:12:54,191
- Alright. Let me think about it.
- Just a little piece. Let's see.

1298
01:12:57,403 --> 01:12:59,321
- Pretty good.
- Pretty good?

1299
01:12:59,488 --> 01:13:01,240
- Pretty good? Come on!
- Better than the store?

1300
01:13:01,407 --> 01:13:02,825
One more. Just one more.

1301
01:13:02,991 --> 01:13:05,285
The best shit you ever had
in your life. Come on, man.

1302
01:13:05,452 --> 01:13:08,163
Oh, give me another one.
If you're gonna give him some, give me some.

1303
01:13:08,330 --> 01:13:09,623
- Don't be cheap.
- I want more.

1304
01:13:09,790 --> 01:13:11,125
You know what?
Let's make some sandwiches.

1305
01:13:11,291 --> 01:13:13,627
- Yes, sir. Let's get to it.
- Alright. Ready to go?

1306
01:13:15,003 --> 01:13:16,463
Hey, little man,
is the plancha red-hot?

1307
01:13:16,630 --> 01:13:19,091
Me?

1308
01:13:19,258 --> 01:13:21,301
No, I'm talking to the grill.
Yeah, you.

1309
01:13:22,344 --> 01:13:24,346
- Do I touch it?
- Well, what do you think?

1310
01:13:24,513 --> 01:13:26,849
- No.
- That's right. No, genius.

1311
01:13:27,015 --> 01:13:28,684
Hey, look. Come over here, look.

1312
01:13:28,851 --> 01:13:30,310
See this water?

1313
01:13:30,477 --> 01:13:32,896
- Bang. Is it hot?
- Yes.

1314
01:13:33,063 --> 01:13:35,065
- Tell him it's hot.
- It's hot.

1315
01:13:35,232 --> 01:13:37,276
Is it hot as your daddy's underwear?

1316
01:13:37,443 --> 01:13:38,819
Good. Now, watch. Come over here.

1317
01:13:38,986 --> 01:13:40,738
Here we go, papi. Perfect.
Perfecto.

1318
01:13:40,904 --> 01:13:42,656
Now, watch me.
Watch what I'm doing.

1319
01:13:42,823 --> 01:13:44,283
Two slices of ham, three of pork.

1320
01:13:44,450 --> 01:13:46,160
- Now come over here.
- Now the maestro.

1321
01:13:46,326 --> 01:13:48,912
Two slices of cheese - one, two.

1322
01:13:49,079 --> 01:13:51,248
- Two pickles.
- Can I do pickles?

1323
01:13:51,415 --> 01:13:53,208
Big pickles. Nice. One, two.

1324
01:13:53,375 --> 01:13:56,086
Now, watch this.
Take this - mustard, from end to end.

1325
01:13:57,629 --> 01:13:59,381
You go side to side,
not forward and back.

1326
01:13:59,548 --> 01:14:01,341
Now, this is
the most important part.

1327
01:14:01,508 --> 01:14:03,594
This is what makes it a Cubano.

1328
01:14:03,761 --> 01:14:05,471
- Take the butter. See that?
- Yeah.

1329
01:14:05,637 --> 01:14:08,474
On top. Take a little bit.

1330
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:11,018
Butter the grill.

1331
01:14:11,185 --> 01:14:13,103
In. Just like that.

1332
01:14:13,270 --> 01:14:15,147
Now, watch.

1333
01:14:15,314 --> 01:14:17,483
I want you to watch for
the bread to get golden.

1334
01:14:17,649 --> 01:14:19,485
I want you to watch
for the cheese to melt.

1335
01:14:19,651 --> 01:14:21,987
When that cheese is melted
and that bread's golden, but not burnt,

1336
01:14:22,154 --> 01:14:24,490
you call me, you tell me it's done
and we'll check, OK?

1337
01:14:24,656 --> 01:14:26,283
Keep an eye on it.

1338
01:14:35,376 --> 01:14:37,836
I want you to watch
everything everybody's doing,

1339
01:14:38,003 --> 01:14:41,131
because when we're hopping,
you're gonna have to jump in on the line

1340
01:14:41,298 --> 01:14:42,674
and help out.

1341
01:14:42,841 --> 01:14:45,344
- I think it's done.
- You think it's done?

1342
01:14:47,679 --> 01:14:50,391
- Oh, look at that.
- See how golden that is?

1343
01:14:50,557 --> 01:14:52,309
- That's how you want it every time.
- Nice job.

1344
01:14:52,476 --> 01:14:54,645
You gotta be like a robot
when you're on a line.

1345
01:14:54,812 --> 01:14:56,146
You're the shit, baby.
You're the shit.

1346
01:14:57,356 --> 01:15:00,401
Three equal pieces.

1347
01:15:00,567 --> 01:15:02,694
- Let's see what we got.
- Alright, here we go.

1348
01:15:02,861 --> 01:15:05,197
- Oh, hot.
- Let me see.

1349
01:15:05,364 --> 01:15:06,990
Look at that cheese.

1350
01:15:07,157 --> 01:15:09,368
- Oh, my God, man.
- This is the shit.

1351
01:15:09,535 --> 01:15:11,245
- This is it.
- Oh!

1352
01:15:11,412 --> 01:15:12,871
- This is it.
- This is it.

1353
01:15:13,038 --> 01:15:15,874
- It's incredible.
- This is empingao.

1354
01:15:16,041 --> 01:15:18,460
- Oh, empingao!
- Empingao, man.

1355
01:15:18,627 --> 01:15:21,338
- So, is it good?
- It's amazing.

1356
01:15:21,505 --> 01:15:23,549
Then I guess we're open.

1357
01:15:23,716 --> 01:15:25,884
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We're open?

1358
01:15:27,511 --> 01:15:29,555
I didn't get to finish
my sandwich.

1359
01:15:29,722 --> 01:15:31,807
- Here you go.
- What do I do?

1360
01:15:31,974 --> 01:15:33,517
Cut the bread.

1361
01:15:33,684 --> 01:15:35,060
There's cerveza down there.

1362
01:15:35,227 --> 01:15:37,229
Little man, get me hazelnuts,
get me some more ham.

1363
01:15:41,316 --> 01:15:43,485
Alright, I got four right here.

1364
01:15:54,204 --> 01:15:56,790
Hey, jefe, this sound system
sounds like ass.

1365
01:15:56,957 --> 01:15:59,918
But my cousin knows a guy who'll hook us up
with all our musical necessities.

1366
01:16:00,085 --> 01:16:02,671
My credit cards are maxed out
and we're not charging for food yet.

1367
01:16:02,838 --> 01:16:05,549
- So we'll wait on the sound system.
- But you look happy, baby, don't you?

1368
01:16:05,716 --> 01:16:07,885
- So happy. So happy.
- Yeah, that's what's champing it.

1369
01:16:09,595 --> 01:16:11,722
I got one.

1370
01:16:11,889 --> 01:16:13,307
- That's burnt.
- So?

1371
01:16:13,474 --> 01:16:15,642
They're not paying for it.

1372
01:16:15,809 --> 01:16:18,145
Come with me. Get off the truck.

1373
01:16:18,312 --> 01:16:20,481
- You got this?
- Yeah, I got it. You get down.

1374
01:16:20,647 --> 01:16:22,483
Slow down for a second.

1375
01:16:24,485 --> 01:16:27,071
- Is this boring to you?
- No, I like it.

1376
01:16:27,237 --> 01:16:28,614
Yeah, well, I love it.

1377
01:16:28,781 --> 01:16:31,450
Everything good that's happened to me
in my life came because of that.

1378
01:16:31,617 --> 01:16:34,411
I might not do everything great
in my life, OK?

1379
01:16:34,578 --> 01:16:36,580
I'm not perfect.
I'm not the best husband.

1380
01:16:36,747 --> 01:16:39,083
And I'm sorry if I wasn't
the best father.

1381
01:16:41,085 --> 01:16:42,628
But I'm good at this.

1382
01:16:44,421 --> 01:16:46,256
And I wanna share this with you.

1383
01:16:46,423 --> 01:16:48,592
I wanna teach you what I learned.

1384
01:16:48,759 --> 01:16:51,553
I get to touch people's lives
with what I do.

1385
01:16:52,638 --> 01:16:54,723
And it keeps me going,
and I love it.

1386
01:16:55,766 --> 01:16:58,519
And I think if you give it a shot,
you might love it too.

1387
01:16:58,685 --> 01:17:00,229
Yes, Chef.

1388
01:17:01,563 --> 01:17:03,190
Now, should we have served
that sandwich?

1389
01:17:03,357 --> 01:17:05,150
No, Chef.

1390
01:17:06,527 --> 01:17:08,862
That's my son. Get back in there.
We got some hungry people.

1391
01:17:09,029 --> 01:17:10,572
He's ready to cook!

1392
01:17:12,116 --> 01:17:13,867
- We did good, man.
- We did good.

1393
01:17:14,034 --> 01:17:16,370
- We got something here.
- I say we stick with the traditional menu.

1394
01:17:16,537 --> 01:17:18,455
- We don't get too fancy.
- We'll get some yucca fries.

1395
01:17:18,622 --> 01:17:20,582
- We got the fryer.
- That's classic. Another beer, boss?

1396
01:17:20,749 --> 01:17:22,418
- No, I'm good.
- Alright.

1397
01:17:26,505 --> 01:17:27,965
Here you go, little man.

1398
01:17:28,132 --> 01:17:29,675
You sure?

1399
01:17:31,510 --> 01:17:33,387
Is this beer?

1400
01:17:33,554 --> 01:17:35,472
No, of course not.
I would never hand you beer.

1401
01:17:35,639 --> 01:17:38,308
- That's cerveza.
- I'm 10. I can't have beer.

1402
01:17:38,475 --> 01:17:42,521
You're not 10. You're kitchen staff.
Kitchen staff doesn't have an age.

1403
01:17:42,688 --> 01:17:44,690
Dad?

1404
01:17:44,857 --> 01:17:46,400
You can have a sip.

1405
01:17:50,821 --> 01:17:52,322
- Like piss, right?
- Worse.

1406
01:17:52,489 --> 01:17:54,408
You remember that
when your friends offer you a beer.

1407
01:17:54,575 --> 01:17:56,076
I figure we go to South Beach...

1408
01:17:56,243 --> 01:17:58,454
..stake out the truck a little bit,
get the menu straight.

1409
01:17:58,620 --> 01:18:00,497
Then after we're really confident
we got something good,

1410
01:18:00,664 --> 01:18:02,041
then we drive back to LA.

1411
01:18:02,207 --> 01:18:04,001
And hit a few extra cities
on the way?

1412
01:18:04,168 --> 01:18:05,544
Why not?

1413
01:18:05,711 --> 01:18:07,755
- Can I come?
- Can you come?

1414
01:18:07,921 --> 01:18:09,590
- Come where?
- On the trip.

1415
01:18:09,757 --> 01:18:11,675
This isn't a trip.
We're just driving the truck back.

1416
01:18:11,842 --> 01:18:14,261
You're flying first class with Mommy
with all the divorce money.

1417
01:18:14,428 --> 01:18:16,305
Yeah, but you're
stopping in cities.

1418
01:18:16,472 --> 01:18:18,599
- Yeah, but you got school.
- I'm on break.

1419
01:18:19,641 --> 01:18:21,018
I don't know.

1420
01:18:21,185 --> 01:18:22,936
Martin, I like your mojo.

1421
01:18:23,103 --> 01:18:25,064
- Hey, don't work me.
- Oh, you hitting Martin?

1422
01:18:25,230 --> 01:18:26,982
- You're working Martin?
- Working me like that.

1423
01:18:27,149 --> 01:18:28,901
- He's ice-cold.
- He knows my soft spot, though.

1424
01:18:29,068 --> 01:18:30,444
He likes your mojo.

1425
01:18:30,611 --> 01:18:32,362
- He got me, man.
- We'll talk to your mom.

1426
01:18:32,529 --> 01:18:34,114
- We'll see what she says.
- I already did.

1427
01:18:34,281 --> 01:18:35,866
- She's cool with it.
- Look at that.

1428
01:18:36,033 --> 01:18:37,534
He's not...
He's 10, he's got a phone.

1429
01:18:37,701 --> 01:18:39,953
Good for you. Good for you, man.
Get things done.

1430
01:18:42,539 --> 01:18:44,625
Why not? Why not? Bring him along.

1431
01:18:44,792 --> 01:18:46,710
So I'm going?

1432
01:18:46,877 --> 01:18:48,796
Yeah.

1433
01:18:48,962 --> 01:18:51,131
- Yeah, you can come.
- I gotta go to the bathroom.

1434
01:18:51,298 --> 01:18:53,050
Go by the backhoe.

1435
01:18:54,760 --> 01:18:56,512
You want me to take a poop
over there?

1436
01:18:56,678 --> 01:18:58,055
Hey, Carl. Carl, check it out.

1437
01:18:58,222 --> 01:18:59,723
I'll drop you guys off
at the hotel,

1438
01:18:59,890 --> 01:19:02,226
and in the morning,
you go get the rest of the ingredients,

1439
01:19:02,393 --> 01:19:04,937
stock up on stuff,
and I'll put a coat of paint on this.

1440
01:19:05,104 --> 01:19:07,022
Don't bother painting.
We'll paint it when we get back.

1441
01:19:07,189 --> 01:19:09,358
- It looks fine like this.
- No, man. This is on me.

1442
01:19:09,525 --> 01:19:11,693
My cousin knows a guy.
I'm gonna hook it up. Alright?

1443
01:19:36,844 --> 01:19:38,887
Who's hungry?

1444
01:19:39,054 --> 01:19:41,807
If you change your mind,
you call me and I'll go get you anywhere.

1445
01:19:41,974 --> 01:19:43,809
Come on.
Let's sell sandwiches, baby!

1446
01:19:46,979 --> 01:19:48,981
- OK, call me.
- Come on, buddy.

1447
01:19:49,148 --> 01:19:51,233
Cuidado.

1448
01:19:51,400 --> 01:19:53,068
- Call me.
- I will.

1449
01:20:29,271 --> 01:20:31,190
Alright, buddy,
I need you to get me a crowd.

1450
01:20:31,356 --> 01:20:33,067
- Yes, Chef. You know it.
- Alright.

1451
01:20:33,233 --> 01:20:36,070
Step right up.

1452
01:20:36,236 --> 01:20:37,863
Best Cuban food
in all of South Beach.

1453
01:20:38,030 --> 01:20:39,573
Come on, don't be afraid. Step up!

1454
01:20:39,740 --> 01:20:43,535
If you need it more authentic,
you can swim 90 miles that way.

1455
01:20:47,581 --> 01:20:49,333
If you can pronounce it,
we can make it.

1456
01:20:49,500 --> 01:20:52,586
Arroz con pollo, yuca frita.

1457
01:20:52,753 --> 01:20:55,339
OK, four media noches coming up.

1458
01:20:55,506 --> 01:20:57,132
Cubano.

1459
01:20:57,299 --> 01:20:59,051
- You got it?
- I got four ready over here.

1460
01:20:59,218 --> 01:21:00,677
- Yucca fries, plantas was you?
- Yeah.

1461
01:21:00,844 --> 01:21:02,596
Here we go. Thank you.
Thanks for your patience.

1462
01:21:02,763 --> 01:21:05,099
- Who needs a little bit more?
- We got four Cubano all day.

1463
01:21:05,265 --> 01:21:07,184
- Four Cubano all day.
- Hey, this one's not ready, OK?

1464
01:21:07,351 --> 01:21:09,269
- I'm buttering that one.
- I got it. I got it.

1465
01:21:09,436 --> 01:21:10,813
- Crap!
- Yucca!

1466
01:21:10,979 --> 01:21:12,481
- One frites for you.
- I burned my finger.

1467
01:21:12,648 --> 01:21:14,024
You OK?

1468
01:21:14,191 --> 01:21:15,692
- You wanna keep going or stop?
- Keep going.

1469
01:21:15,859 --> 01:21:17,403
- OK, keep going, keep going.
- Go, little man.

1470
01:21:17,569 --> 01:21:19,363
Help him with that banana ketchup
and yucca fries.

1471
01:21:19,530 --> 01:21:20,906
Go with the chile,
the chile vinegar.

1472
01:21:21,073 --> 01:21:22,950
- Good job.
- Hold on one second.

1473
01:21:23,117 --> 01:21:24,576
- It's coming.
- Is that enough?

1474
01:21:24,743 --> 01:21:26,286
That's perfect. Here you go.

1475
01:21:26,453 --> 01:21:28,747
- How's the yucca frita?
- It's perfect.

1476
01:21:46,765 --> 01:21:48,600
Step aside, step aside.

1477
01:21:48,767 --> 01:21:50,728
Thank you.

1478
01:21:50,894 --> 01:21:52,271
Who's in charge here?

1479
01:21:52,438 --> 01:21:54,898
Um, me. What do you need, sir?

1480
01:21:55,065 --> 01:21:56,984
I need to talk to you on the side.

1481
01:21:57,151 --> 01:22:00,112
- On the side, please. Right away.
- I got you. I got it, I got it.

1482
01:22:02,906 --> 01:22:07,369
Alright, alright. Relax, relax.
Keep it down. Keep it down.

1483
01:22:07,536 --> 01:22:09,997
Hang on, guys. Come on.
Hang on, hang on.

1484
01:22:10,164 --> 01:22:11,623
Hang on, hang on.

1485
01:22:11,790 --> 01:22:14,126
- Need to see a permit.
- Permit, yeah, we got it.

1486
01:22:19,381 --> 01:22:20,924
Should be good.

1487
01:22:21,091 --> 01:22:23,886
Yeah, permit's good.
You're just not good to sell here right now.

1488
01:22:24,053 --> 01:22:26,638
OK, alright. Thank you.
So just, what, a half-mile down the road?

1489
01:22:26,805 --> 01:22:29,224
Yeah. As long as you're not
right on South Beach, you're OK.

1490
01:22:29,391 --> 01:22:31,185
- No problem. Sorry about that.
- Hey...

1491
01:22:32,227 --> 01:22:34,772
Aren't you the lava cake guy?

1492
01:22:34,938 --> 01:22:38,108
- Yeah, from the internet.
- Yeah.

1493
01:22:38,275 --> 01:22:40,736
Yeah.

1494
01:22:40,903 --> 01:22:43,280
My kid and I saw you on 'Tosh.0'.
You were hilarious.

1495
01:22:43,447 --> 01:22:45,699
Thanks. OK, great.

1496
01:22:45,866 --> 01:22:47,159
That was hilarious.

1497
01:22:47,326 --> 01:22:50,329
Hey, can I get a quick picture
with you for my kid?

1498
01:22:50,496 --> 01:22:51,997
- For my kid.
- Sure.

1499
01:22:52,164 --> 01:22:53,749
- Yeah.
- Hey, you know how to work this?

1500
01:22:53,916 --> 01:22:56,251
- Hey, Martin, help me out.
- What is that, a flat-screen TV?

1501
01:22:56,418 --> 01:22:58,921
Hold on a second.
Let me unlock it for you real quick.

1502
01:23:00,964 --> 01:23:02,841
Hang on. We're gonna
move it down the road.

1503
01:23:03,008 --> 01:23:04,510
It's hard to use
other people's technology.

1504
01:23:04,676 --> 01:23:06,595
- Big one.
- Arm around you? Is that good?

1505
01:23:06,762 --> 01:23:08,722
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Alright, how do I... What do I press?

1506
01:23:08,889 --> 01:23:10,641
Just touch the...
Tap the screen first. Hold on.

1507
01:23:10,808 --> 01:23:12,559
Let me make sure it's not on video.

1508
01:23:12,726 --> 01:23:15,479
It's on... Yeah, it's on.
And then put on camera. There we go. Yeah.

1509
01:23:15,646 --> 01:23:16,939
Alright. Get together.

1510
01:23:17,106 --> 01:23:18,857
You have to tap
the centre of the screen,

1511
01:23:19,024 --> 01:23:21,777
and when you see a box,
make sure the box is around our head.

1512
01:23:21,944 --> 01:23:23,320
Whatever you're shooting's in the box.

1513
01:23:23,487 --> 01:23:25,239
- Just take the fucking picture, OK?
- I got it.

1514
01:23:25,406 --> 01:23:26,949
- There we go.
- Thanks. Let's take the...

1515
01:23:27,116 --> 01:23:28,867
Oh, and your finger's
in front of the camera.

1516
01:23:29,034 --> 01:23:30,619
- Sorry, sorry!
- Good. Great.

1517
01:23:30,786 --> 01:23:32,162
- I got it.
- OK. Thank you.

1518
01:23:32,329 --> 01:23:33,706
- Alright. Thank you.
- Thank you, Officer.

1519
01:23:33,872 --> 01:23:36,917
Hey, can I just take a picture
up there in the kitchen?

1520
01:23:37,084 --> 01:23:39,211
- On the truck?
- That'd be great, yeah.

1521
01:23:39,378 --> 01:23:40,671
- Got it.
- And good. OK.

1522
01:23:40,838 --> 01:23:42,798
Can I take one
pressing a sandwich or something?

1523
01:23:42,965 --> 01:23:44,591
Got it.
- Good? OK. - Alright.

1524
01:23:44,758 --> 01:23:47,177
Can we do one more where...
with 'Lady and the Tramp' -

1525
01:23:47,344 --> 01:23:49,346
you know, you're biting one end,
I'm biting the other?

1526
01:23:49,513 --> 01:23:51,181
Come on, you can do this.

1527
01:24:12,244 --> 01:24:14,413
You got it? You got it? Go.

1528
01:24:17,124 --> 01:24:18,667
I think I missed the exit.

1529
01:24:40,564 --> 01:24:42,733
What the hell are you doing?
You sending pictures to Mom?

1530
01:24:42,900 --> 01:24:45,110
- I'm posting a Vine.
- A Vine? What's a Vine?

1531
01:24:45,277 --> 01:24:47,571
It's a video. Look.

1532
01:24:47,738 --> 01:24:49,656
Hey, come on, man!
Get that out of my face.

1533
01:24:49,823 --> 01:24:52,076
- Seriously.
- Christ.

1534
01:24:52,242 --> 01:24:54,912
- It's only six seconds.
- Who'd make a video six seconds?

1535
01:24:55,079 --> 01:24:57,289
- A six-second video.
- Can you believe this generation?

1536
01:24:57,456 --> 01:24:59,708
Unbelievable, man.
Little attention. ADHD.

1537
01:24:59,875 --> 01:25:01,752
- ADHD is right.
- That's nothing.

1538
01:25:01,919 --> 01:25:04,296
I've also been shooting these videos -
one second every day.

1539
01:25:04,463 --> 01:25:06,173
One-second videos?
Now you're joking with me.

1540
01:25:06,340 --> 01:25:07,925
No. You edit 'em all together.

1541
01:25:08,092 --> 01:25:09,593
One second of every day.

1542
01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:12,012
And then you cut 'em together
and watch it. It's cool.

1543
01:25:12,179 --> 01:25:14,473
OK, enough with the virtual world.
How about something real?

1544
01:25:14,640 --> 01:25:16,100
Who wants to stop at Disney World?

1545
01:25:16,266 --> 01:25:19,228
- Oh, yeah, I do.
- Disney World? That's real?

1546
01:25:19,395 --> 01:25:20,979
We shouldn't stop
till we hit New Orleans.

1547
01:25:21,146 --> 01:25:23,107
- Hey! Hey, that IS your son.
- That's my boy.

1548
01:25:23,273 --> 01:25:25,442
A kid who'd rather go to New Orleans
than Disney World.

1549
01:25:25,609 --> 01:25:26,944
Now I've seen everything.

1550
01:25:27,111 --> 01:25:28,654
I can't wait to try
my first beignet.

1551
01:25:28,821 --> 01:25:31,156
Every other person you say
'New Orleans' to thinks jazz and voodoo.

1552
01:25:31,323 --> 01:25:32,574
Yeah, he thinks...

1553
01:25:32,741 --> 01:25:34,743
- Your kid thinks doughnuts.
- Doughnuts. Yeah, I know.

1554
01:25:34,910 --> 01:25:37,454
I like that. Alright, New Orleans.

1555
01:26:04,815 --> 01:26:06,942
What are you doing?

1556
01:26:07,109 --> 01:26:09,945
Dude, I'm putting a little cornstarch
on my werewolves, man.

1557
01:26:10,112 --> 01:26:11,530
It's too humid down here.

1558
01:26:13,824 --> 01:26:15,868
Dad. Dad.

1559
01:26:16,035 --> 01:26:17,327
- Wake up.
- What?

1560
01:26:17,494 --> 01:26:19,580
Martin's putting cornstarch
on his balls.

1561
01:26:21,123 --> 01:26:22,875
You putting cornstarch
on your balls?

1562
01:26:23,042 --> 01:26:24,585
Yes, sir.

1563
01:26:25,794 --> 01:26:27,337
Let me get some?

1564
01:26:37,890 --> 01:26:40,684
Want some?

1565
01:26:40,851 --> 01:26:42,394
Here.

1566
01:26:43,645 --> 01:26:45,022
It's like baby powder.

1567
01:26:45,189 --> 01:26:46,690
Put it on your nuts.

1568
01:26:49,276 --> 01:26:51,445
- It's nice, right?
- Nice.

1569
01:26:51,612 --> 01:26:53,113
What's good is in the morning,

1570
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:55,324
you could dip your nuts in oil
and make hushpuppies.

1571
01:27:26,605 --> 01:27:29,191
Alright, come on. Come on.

1572
01:27:29,358 --> 01:27:31,443
Out.

1573
01:27:31,610 --> 01:27:33,737
Alright, backing up.

1574
01:27:33,904 --> 01:27:35,948
Come on, come on.

1575
01:27:37,783 --> 01:27:39,326
OK, watch out, baby-cakes.

1576
01:27:42,621 --> 01:27:44,206
Whoo!

1577
01:27:45,249 --> 01:27:47,418
Nice driving skills?

1578
01:27:47,584 --> 01:27:49,503
- I'm getting the hang of this thing.
- I'm telling ya.

1579
01:27:49,670 --> 01:27:51,422
- Alright, I'm taking my kid for a walk.
- Yeah.

1580
01:27:51,588 --> 01:27:53,549
Oh, nice.
I get promoted to sous-chef.

1581
01:27:53,716 --> 01:27:55,634
- But I gotta do all the hard work?
- Yeah. Thanks.

1582
01:27:55,801 --> 01:27:57,386
- Thank you.
- Where are we, Bourbon Street?

1583
01:27:57,553 --> 01:27:59,847
Nah, this is Frenchman Street.
Bourbon's for tourists.

1584
01:28:00,013 --> 01:28:01,974
We're in the Marigny.
Come with me.

1585
01:28:03,851 --> 01:28:05,352
- Where we going?
- Just come.

1586
01:28:05,519 --> 01:28:06,937
Come on. French Quarter.

1587
01:28:07,980 --> 01:28:10,691
We're going to Café Du Monde.

1588
01:28:12,067 --> 01:28:14,111
You ever heard of Café Du Monde?

1589
01:28:14,278 --> 01:28:16,363
Is this the beignet place?

1590
01:28:27,124 --> 01:28:29,960
You ready?
We drove a long way for these.

1591
01:28:31,628 --> 01:28:33,047
Here we go.

1592
01:28:33,213 --> 01:28:34,757
Eat it slow.

1593
01:28:34,923 --> 01:28:36,967
You're never gonna have
your first beignet ever again.

1594
01:28:37,134 --> 01:28:38,552
Pretty cool.

1595
01:28:38,719 --> 01:28:41,346
It's cool, right? You like it?

1596
01:28:41,513 --> 01:28:43,682
They don't taste like this
anywhere else in the world.

1597
01:28:44,725 --> 01:28:47,102
- So, what else you gotta buy?
- Nothing.

1598
01:28:47,269 --> 01:28:48,812
Not anything for work?

1599
01:28:48,979 --> 01:28:50,564
Nope.

1600
01:28:50,731 --> 01:28:52,608
- Really?
- Nah.

1601
01:28:52,775 --> 01:28:54,651
Just wanted to get some beignets
with you.

1602
01:28:54,818 --> 01:28:56,361
Cool.

1603
01:28:57,404 --> 01:28:58,947
I like New Orleans.

1604
01:28:59,114 --> 01:29:01,158
I like New Orleans too.

1605
01:29:01,325 --> 01:29:04,787
- Somebody ate my body.
- I didn't brush my teeth.

1606
01:29:04,953 --> 01:29:07,456
This is what happens to you
when you don't brush your teeth.

1607
01:29:07,623 --> 01:29:10,125
- Dude, dude! Where were you, man?
- What? I went shopping.

1608
01:29:10,292 --> 01:29:12,252
- You went shopping?
- I called you, man. I texted you.

1609
01:29:12,419 --> 01:29:13,921
- We got beignets.
- Where the hell were you?

1610
01:29:14,088 --> 01:29:16,632
- You got beignets? I've been calling.
- We got some beets for the truck.

1611
01:29:16,799 --> 01:29:18,884
- Why didn't you answer your phone?
- My phone was on vibrate.

1612
01:29:19,051 --> 01:29:21,136
- You put your phone on vibrate.
- Chill out. What's the big...

1613
01:29:21,303 --> 01:29:22,971
- I'm sorry.
- Chill out? Just take a look.

1614
01:29:23,138 --> 01:29:25,015
Take a look. Please take a look.

1615
01:29:30,687 --> 01:29:32,064
- Is that for us?
- That's for us.

1616
01:29:32,231 --> 01:29:35,025
- That whole line's for us?
- Can you believe that?

1617
01:29:35,192 --> 01:29:36,568
Oh, my God!

1618
01:29:36,735 --> 01:29:38,654
Alright, so,
I guess we gotta cook some food.

1619
01:29:38,821 --> 01:29:40,989
- We gotta cook some food.
- Alright, so you good with prep?

1620
01:29:41,156 --> 01:29:42,658
- Yes, sir.
- We're gonna get through this.

1621
01:29:42,825 --> 01:29:44,159
- You ready?
- I'm ready, boss.

1622
01:29:44,326 --> 01:29:45,661
- OK. Buy me five minutes.
- Yes, sir.

1623
01:29:45,828 --> 01:29:47,746
Could you give us
five minutes, please? Five minutes.

1624
01:29:47,913 --> 01:29:49,790
We'll be right there
in five more minutes.

1625
01:29:49,957 --> 01:29:52,376
Got everything...
Plancha's... Everything's hot.

1626
01:29:52,543 --> 01:29:55,212
- Oil's hot. You got everything ready.
- Yes, sir.

1627
01:29:55,379 --> 01:29:56,755
You are a superstar!

1628
01:29:56,922 --> 01:29:59,174
- You are a superstar.
- Thank you. Thank you, sir.

1629
01:29:59,341 --> 01:30:02,511
Oh! And how'd you get that crowd?
You got a huge crowd outside.

1630
01:30:02,678 --> 01:30:05,264
I didn't. I just came back from shopping,
there was this long line.

1631
01:30:05,431 --> 01:30:07,725
- I thought it was a mistake.
- I tweeted it.

1632
01:30:07,891 --> 01:30:09,685
- You what?
- What'd you do?

1633
01:30:10,978 --> 01:30:14,398
I tweeted the picture on your account
and then geotagged it. Look.

1634
01:30:14,565 --> 01:30:16,400
Wait, man, you did...
you did what? You geo...

1635
01:30:16,567 --> 01:30:19,319
I tagged it so they can mark us
on their maps.

1636
01:30:19,486 --> 01:30:21,530
Look at those pictures.

1637
01:30:21,697 --> 01:30:23,073
How'd you... What'd you...

1638
01:30:23,240 --> 01:30:24,616
These pictures are from here.

1639
01:30:24,783 --> 01:30:26,118
How'd you get those pictures
from here?

1640
01:30:26,285 --> 01:30:27,953
When I was going to Café Du Monde.

1641
01:30:28,120 --> 01:30:29,955
And you put it online?

1642
01:30:30,122 --> 01:30:31,915
You're a genius, kid.

1643
01:30:32,082 --> 01:30:34,418
You're the reason everybody's here.
You know that?

1644
01:30:34,585 --> 01:30:37,046
You're my new head of marketing.
Thank you.

1645
01:30:37,212 --> 01:30:38,922
Alright, so,
I'm gonna hit the chalkboard.

1646
01:30:39,089 --> 01:30:42,092
You walk him through the prep
on the po' boys and get the plancha going.

1647
01:30:42,259 --> 01:30:44,261
Yes, Chef. Yes, Chef. Jefecito.

1648
01:30:44,428 --> 01:30:46,555
You butter the plancha, son, alright?

1649
01:30:46,722 --> 01:30:49,266
I got this. Percy, look. Whoo!

1650
01:30:49,433 --> 01:30:52,102
Yes, sir.

1651
01:30:54,313 --> 01:30:56,815
Single file, y'all. Right here.

1652
01:30:56,982 --> 01:31:00,861
0-8? There you go. Thank you very much.
Napkins are down there.

1653
01:31:01,028 --> 01:31:03,155
- Another beignet coming up.
- Hang on a second.

1654
01:31:03,322 --> 01:31:05,115
- Number seven.
- There you go, two more.

1655
01:31:05,282 --> 01:31:06,658
Cubano coming up.

1656
01:31:06,825 --> 01:31:10,037
Hang on, one second.
He's my kid. He's just learning.

1657
01:31:10,204 --> 01:31:12,331
- Put you on the Twitter?
- Watch your back.

1658
01:31:12,498 --> 01:31:13,791
That's my kid. He did all that.

1659
01:31:13,957 --> 01:31:16,460
- More beignets.
- How's that po' boy coming?

1660
01:31:16,627 --> 01:31:18,504
- It's coming up with shrimp.
- Alright.

1661
01:31:18,670 --> 01:31:20,881
It's worth the wait, I promise.

1662
01:31:58,585 --> 01:32:01,463
<i>Baby</i>

1663
01:32:01,630 --> 01:32:04,216
<i>I'm hot just like an oven</i>

1664
01:32:04,383 --> 01:32:06,969
<i>I need some lovin'</i>

1665
01:32:07,136 --> 01:32:10,848
<i>And, baby</i>

1666
01:32:11,014 --> 01:32:13,559
<i>I can't hold it much longer</i>

1667
01:32:13,726 --> 01:32:16,645
<i>It's getting
stronger and stronger</i>

1668
01:32:16,812 --> 01:32:21,150
<i>And when I get that feelin',
I want sexual healing</i>

1669
01:32:21,316 --> 01:32:26,155
<i>Sexual healing is good for me</i>

1670
01:32:26,321 --> 01:32:29,825
<i>Makes me feel so fine</i>

1671
01:32:30,993 --> 01:32:34,038
<i>Helps to relieve my mind</i>

1672
01:32:34,204 --> 01:32:35,247
<i>Yeah</i>

1673
01:32:35,414 --> 01:32:39,793
<i>Sexual healing, baby,
is good for me</i>

1674
01:32:39,960 --> 01:32:44,715
<i>Sexual healing
is something that's good for me</i>

1675
01:32:44,882 --> 01:32:49,178
<i>Whenever blue teardrops
are falling</i>

1676
01:32:49,344 --> 01:32:54,058
<i>And my emotional stability
is leaving me</i>

1677
01:32:54,224 --> 01:32:57,436
<i>There is something I can do</i>

1678
01:32:57,603 --> 01:33:02,691
<i>I can get on the telephone
and call you up, baby</i>

1679
01:33:02,858 --> 01:33:07,863
<i>Honey, I know you'll be there
to relieve me</i>

1680
01:33:08,030 --> 01:33:11,367
<i>The love you give to me will...</i>

1681
01:33:11,533 --> 01:33:13,327
Jefe, jefe.
It says 'sold out', man.

1682
01:33:13,494 --> 01:33:16,080
We should be good.
I think they're holding for us.

1683
01:33:17,831 --> 01:33:19,208
- Hey, Benji.
- Hey.

1684
01:33:19,375 --> 01:33:21,710
- We got here as fast as we could.
- Hopefully we're still good.

1685
01:33:21,877 --> 01:33:23,796
- You got anything for me?
- Gotta check with the man.

1686
01:33:23,962 --> 01:33:25,339
- In the back.
- OK, thanks.

1687
01:33:25,506 --> 01:33:27,049
What's up, killer?

1688
01:33:30,594 --> 01:33:33,138
- Hey, Aaron.
- What's up, Carl?

1689
01:33:33,305 --> 01:33:34,598
- How you doing?
- How you doing?

1690
01:33:34,765 --> 01:33:36,141
Driving all night. Doing good.

1691
01:33:36,308 --> 01:33:37,810
- You still got the stuff?
- Let's do it.

1692
01:33:37,976 --> 01:33:39,478
Oh. He's got the stuff.

1693
01:33:39,645 --> 01:33:43,232
- What is this place?
- This is Texas OG barbecue.

1694
01:33:43,399 --> 01:33:46,860
These guys gotta stay up all night
and stoke those fires low and slow.

1695
01:33:47,903 --> 01:33:49,571
Oh, man, that's gorgeous.

1696
01:33:50,698 --> 01:33:53,158
- So how many can I get?
- I guess four.

1697
01:33:53,325 --> 01:33:54,660
- I'll take it.
- Alright.

1698
01:33:54,827 --> 01:33:56,412
Whoo!

1699
01:33:57,538 --> 01:33:59,248
- Nice.
- Oh, yeah.

1700
01:33:59,415 --> 01:34:01,792
Yeah. Oh, there we go.

1701
01:34:03,627 --> 01:34:05,462
Oh, oh!

1702
01:34:05,629 --> 01:34:07,715
Oh, man.

1703
01:34:07,881 --> 01:34:10,175
We should get some sliders.

1704
01:34:10,342 --> 01:34:11,802
- Wow.
- We should do sliders, man.

1705
01:34:11,969 --> 01:34:14,263
- Oh, my God.
- We get some King's Hawaiian bread.

1706
01:34:14,430 --> 01:34:15,806
Pickle, barbecue sauce.

1707
01:34:15,973 --> 01:34:18,559
What if we swapped this out
for the pork in the media noche?

1708
01:34:18,726 --> 01:34:21,311
- What do you think about that?
- Swap this for the pork shoulder?

1709
01:34:21,478 --> 01:34:22,980
- Make, like, an Austin Midnight.
- I like that.

1710
01:34:23,147 --> 01:34:24,898
- That's hot. I like that.
- That is hot, baby.

1711
01:34:25,065 --> 01:34:27,401
Let me get one more of these.
You should check this out.

1712
01:34:27,568 --> 01:34:29,486
Just let me cut right through.

1713
01:34:29,653 --> 01:34:31,405
- Save it, dog.
- I know. We're gonna save it.

1714
01:34:31,572 --> 01:34:33,323
- Use it all up, man.
- I'll give you half.

1715
01:34:33,490 --> 01:34:36,410
- Know you can't eat your own supply.
- Put it away after this.

1716
01:35:24,833 --> 01:35:27,378
- Six sliders all day.
- 69's coming up.

1717
01:35:27,544 --> 01:35:30,172
One is coming up.

1718
01:35:32,049 --> 01:35:33,634
Media noche, Texas.

1719
01:35:33,801 --> 01:35:36,470
- Whoo!
- This is getting murdered.

1720
01:35:36,637 --> 01:35:38,555
You got that three media noches
coming up?

1721
01:35:38,722 --> 01:35:39,932
Alright.

1722
01:35:40,099 --> 01:35:43,560
Order 65 and 66.

1723
01:35:43,727 --> 01:35:46,188
- I got po' boy right here.
- One sec.

1724
01:35:46,355 --> 01:35:47,731
- You got the transfer pan?
- Cubano.

1725
01:35:47,898 --> 01:35:49,400
Thank you. Good.
Hey, your phone's ringing, Percy.

1726
01:35:49,566 --> 01:35:51,402
Sorry.

1727
01:35:54,530 --> 01:35:56,407
- Hey, Mom.
- Where are you?

1728
01:35:56,573 --> 01:35:58,909
- I'm in Austin.
- Are you OK?

1729
01:35:59,076 --> 01:36:00,828
- I'm great.
- How's your daddy?

1730
01:36:00,994 --> 01:36:02,871
Here, talk to him.

1731
01:36:03,038 --> 01:36:04,415
- Hi, Inez.
- Hi.

1732
01:36:04,581 --> 01:36:07,209
- You want me to pick him up?
- No, you're a thousand miles away.

1733
01:36:07,376 --> 01:36:09,962
It's OK. I can go get on a plane
and pick him up.

1734
01:36:10,129 --> 01:36:11,880
- No, it's fine. He's doing great.
- "I miss him.

1735
01:36:12,047 --> 01:36:14,091
"I want you to come home.
I love him."

1736
01:36:14,258 --> 01:36:17,386
He's fine. He's got a couple of burns
and two stitches from a paring knife.

1737
01:36:17,553 --> 01:36:19,513
Please, I'm serious.
Let me go and pick him up.

1738
01:36:19,680 --> 01:36:21,390
You know your son's a cook now?

1739
01:36:21,557 --> 01:36:23,684
- I'm a line cook.
- He's a line cook.

1740
01:36:23,851 --> 01:36:25,227
Be careful!

1741
01:36:25,394 --> 01:36:26,895
I'll have him home
in time for school.

1742
01:36:27,062 --> 01:36:29,606
- And you? Are you OK?
- I'm amazing!

1743
01:36:29,773 --> 01:36:33,736
"Oh, you're so sexy in that bandana.
I want your big platanos."

1744
01:36:33,902 --> 01:36:36,405
Looks here like you guys
are having so much fun.

1745
01:36:36,572 --> 01:36:39,324
Alright, give me one second.
Did you know your son could work a grill?

1746
01:36:39,491 --> 01:36:40,868
- I had beer.
- What did he say?

1747
01:36:41,035 --> 01:36:43,412
Stop. Stop, stop.
He says he misses you.

1748
01:36:43,579 --> 01:36:45,330
Aww, tell him I love him.

1749
01:36:45,497 --> 01:36:47,958
- Dad got me a knife.
- He says, "I love you."

1750
01:36:48,125 --> 01:36:50,502
- What?
- "I love you!"

1751
01:36:50,669 --> 01:36:52,463
I love you too!

1752
01:36:56,008 --> 01:36:59,178
Tell...tell him,
"I love you too." OK?

1753
01:37:00,971 --> 01:37:02,514
'Bye.

1754
01:37:04,308 --> 01:37:06,685
Alright, 70!

1755
01:37:27,414 --> 01:37:29,541
- Let's take a selfie.
- A selfie?

1756
01:37:30,834 --> 01:37:32,961
Wait, let me do it with the flash.
Hold on.

1757
01:37:36,715 --> 01:37:38,842
Oh, look at that.
Email that to me, alright?

1758
01:37:41,428 --> 01:37:42,846
Mind if I post this?

1759
01:37:43,013 --> 01:37:46,100
- What is that, another Vine?
- No, it's 'One Second Every Day' video.

1760
01:37:46,266 --> 01:37:47,643
Remember?

1761
01:37:47,810 --> 01:37:50,979
- It's the trip all cut together?
- Oh, the little cuts of the thing?

1762
01:37:51,146 --> 01:37:52,689
Yeah, just email it to me.

1763
01:37:52,856 --> 01:37:54,733
I'm sure it's fine.

1764
01:37:54,900 --> 01:37:58,654
Listen, I...I want to
talk to you about something.

1765
01:37:58,821 --> 01:38:00,614
Yeah?

1766
01:38:00,781 --> 01:38:04,368
I've had a really good time with you
these last couple of weeks.

1767
01:38:04,535 --> 01:38:06,120
Me too.

1768
01:38:06,286 --> 01:38:07,830
And...

1769
01:38:08,872 --> 01:38:10,624
..you've become
a really good cook.

1770
01:38:11,667 --> 01:38:13,043
- Thanks, Dad.
- Not just for a kid.

1771
01:38:13,210 --> 01:38:15,295
I mean, you're really good.
You work really hard.

1772
01:38:15,462 --> 01:38:17,297
It's a big deal.

1773
01:38:17,464 --> 01:38:21,969
But we're gonna be home soon,
and we're gonna get back to our lives,

1774
01:38:22,136 --> 01:38:23,887
and I'm gonna be really busy
with the truck

1775
01:38:24,054 --> 01:38:26,098
and you're gonna be really busy
with school.

1776
01:38:26,265 --> 01:38:28,100
But I can still work
on the truck, right?

1777
01:38:28,267 --> 01:38:29,768
You said I was a good cook.

1778
01:38:29,935 --> 01:38:31,520
I'm...l'm sorry, Percy.

1779
01:38:31,687 --> 01:38:33,439
I...I just don't want you
to be disappointed

1780
01:38:33,605 --> 01:38:35,524
when things go back
to the way that they were.

1781
01:38:35,691 --> 01:38:37,693
I don't want it
to go back to that.

1782
01:38:38,736 --> 01:38:40,696
I could work after school
and on weekends.

1783
01:38:40,863 --> 01:38:42,614
I just want to be honest
with you, OK?

1784
01:38:42,781 --> 01:38:46,326
I feel like I've let you down so much,
and I didn't want to blindside you,

1785
01:38:46,493 --> 01:38:50,581
but the summer's gonna end
and we're not gonna be doing this anymore.

1786
01:38:55,544 --> 01:38:58,380
But we had a lot of fun,
and nobody could take away from us

1787
01:38:58,547 --> 01:39:00,507
what we
experienced together, right?

1788
01:39:00,674 --> 01:39:02,801
And I feel like
I really got to know you.

1789
01:39:06,096 --> 01:39:08,640
Alright. Let's watch the music.

1790
01:39:49,932 --> 01:39:52,351
Alright, pal. Here we are.

1791
01:40:00,192 --> 01:40:02,069
- Be nice to be home.
- Yep.

1792
01:40:02,236 --> 01:40:06,532
See your turtle, see your mommy,
back to your room.

1793
01:40:06,699 --> 01:40:08,742
I'm really gonna miss you.

1794
01:40:13,956 --> 01:40:15,457
I'm gonna miss you too.

1795
01:40:15,624 --> 01:40:17,376
OK, but you'll stay with me
in two weeks.

1796
01:40:17,543 --> 01:40:18,711
Yeah.

1797
01:40:18,877 --> 01:40:20,713
- Whole weekend.
- Did you post the video yet?

1798
01:40:20,879 --> 01:40:23,215
- I didn't look at it yet. Sorry.
- Don't forget.

1799
01:40:23,382 --> 01:40:24,758
- I won't.
- I'll resend it.

1800
01:40:32,474 --> 01:40:34,268
Come on. Mommy misses you.

1801
01:40:34,435 --> 01:40:36,061
Go. Go to Mommy.

1802
01:40:42,401 --> 01:40:43,944
Mwah!

1803
01:40:51,744 --> 01:40:53,495
'Bye.

1804
01:41:15,309 --> 01:41:16,810
Oh, shit.

1805
01:41:46,840 --> 01:41:48,509
- Wait a second.
- d Gonna make... d

1806
01:41:48,675 --> 01:41:50,511
- Right, Dad?
- See you next week.

1807
01:41:50,677 --> 01:41:52,513
- Put that thing away.
- So I'm the nanny?

1808
01:41:52,679 --> 01:41:54,932
Here we go.

1809
01:41:57,684 --> 01:41:59,686
Hi.

1810
01:42:01,688 --> 01:42:03,732
- Look out.
- Oh!

1811
01:42:05,734 --> 01:42:07,569
- Empingao.
- Yeah!

1812
01:42:11,740 --> 01:42:13,575
- Park over there.
- Miami!

1813
01:42:18,747 --> 01:42:20,124
Come on, get in.

1814
01:42:20,290 --> 01:42:22,543
Arroz con pollo.

1815
01:42:22,710 --> 01:42:24,670
I think I missed the exit.

1816
01:42:25,713 --> 01:42:27,715
Beignets.

1817
01:43:05,252 --> 01:43:06,879
- Hey, Dad.
- Hi.

1818
01:43:07,046 --> 01:43:09,089
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

1819
01:43:09,256 --> 01:43:11,091
What's up?

1820
01:43:11,258 --> 01:43:14,428
Listen, I was...I was thinking,
about what we were talking about.

1821
01:43:14,595 --> 01:43:15,971
Yeah?

1822
01:43:16,138 --> 01:43:18,724
And it's gotta be OK with Mom.
Let me just say that first.

1823
01:43:18,891 --> 01:43:20,476
What are you talking about?

1824
01:43:22,561 --> 01:43:24,563
I could really use your help
on the truck.

1825
01:43:28,359 --> 01:43:29,902
You there?

1826
01:43:30,069 --> 01:43:31,445
Yeah.

1827
01:43:31,612 --> 01:43:33,364
And it's only for the weekends
and after school

1828
01:43:33,530 --> 01:43:34,907
after you're done
with your homework,

1829
01:43:35,074 --> 01:43:36,575
and the money
goes into your college fund.

1830
01:43:36,742 --> 01:43:38,160
OK. Does that sound good?

1831
01:43:38,327 --> 01:43:40,204
That sounds pretty good.

1832
01:43:40,371 --> 01:43:43,540
Mom! Dad wants me to cook
on his truck!

1833
01:43:43,707 --> 01:43:45,709
No, really! He's on the phone.

1834
01:43:45,876 --> 01:43:49,088
Mom wants to talk to you.
I think it's yes. Hang on.

1835
01:44:18,909 --> 01:44:20,494
Order 16. 16.

1836
01:44:20,661 --> 01:44:22,663
- 16. 16, here.
- Thank you.

1837
01:44:24,373 --> 01:44:26,750
- 15.
- Order up. Order up. Next!

1838
01:44:26,917 --> 01:44:29,086
Mole, two Cubanos,

1839
01:44:29,253 --> 01:44:30,754
and order 21, slider.

1840
01:44:30,921 --> 01:44:32,297
- Thank you.
- 21? Thank you.

1841
01:44:32,464 --> 01:44:34,550
- There you go. I got yours coming.
- Perfect. 15.

1842
01:44:34,717 --> 01:44:36,593
- Yes.
- OK. Thank you.

1843
01:44:38,762 --> 01:44:40,347
There's no food for you here.

1844
01:44:40,514 --> 01:44:42,683
Could I speak to the chef
for just a second, please?

1845
01:44:42,850 --> 01:44:44,393
The hell you will.

1846
01:44:46,729 --> 01:44:48,105
Can I talk to you?

1847
01:44:51,775 --> 01:44:53,861
Next! Next!

1848
01:44:59,992 --> 01:45:01,410
What exactly are you doing here?

1849
01:45:01,577 --> 01:45:03,495
I'm...eating the food.
I'm eating your food.

1850
01:45:03,662 --> 01:45:05,581
I thought my food
was needy and cloying.

1851
01:45:05,748 --> 01:45:07,958
Well, I didn't think
you'd want to serve me,

1852
01:45:08,125 --> 01:45:10,461
so I sent somebody else
to pick it up.

1853
01:45:10,627 --> 01:45:14,256
What happened between us,
that really knocked me for a loop.

1854
01:45:14,423 --> 01:45:18,552
I mean, you robbed me of my pride
and my career and my dignity.

1855
01:45:18,719 --> 01:45:21,638
And I know people like you
don't usually care about that kind of thing.

1856
01:45:21,805 --> 01:45:23,182
That's not necessarily true.

1857
01:45:23,348 --> 01:45:25,684
But you should know,
it hurts people like me.

1858
01:45:25,851 --> 01:45:29,354
- 'Cause we're really trying.
- You started a flame war with me.

1859
01:45:29,521 --> 01:45:31,690
Are you kidding me?
I buy ink by the barrel, buddy.

1860
01:45:31,857 --> 01:45:33,650
What are you doing
picking a fight with me?

1861
01:45:33,817 --> 01:45:35,402
I wouldn't challenge you
to a cook-off.

1862
01:45:35,569 --> 01:45:37,321
I thought I was sending you
a private message.

1863
01:45:37,488 --> 01:45:40,032
I didn't know that.
I thought we were having fun.

1864
01:45:40,199 --> 01:45:43,494
It was theatre. By the way,
what the fuck were you cooking?

1865
01:45:43,660 --> 01:45:46,413
You totally shat the bed, buddy.
How could I back that?

1866
01:45:46,580 --> 01:45:49,166
You were one of my early boys.

1867
01:45:49,333 --> 01:45:51,001
I had no control over the menu.

1868
01:45:51,168 --> 01:45:54,630
Whatever the case, OK?
You seem to be cooking for yourself again.

1869
01:45:54,797 --> 01:45:57,091
Because this shit is sensational.

1870
01:45:57,257 --> 01:45:59,093
I mean, really, really good.

1871
01:45:59,259 --> 01:46:00,636
Thank you.

1872
01:46:00,803 --> 01:46:02,388
I'm not gonna write about it.

1873
01:46:02,554 --> 01:46:04,473
Yeah. I understand.

1874
01:46:04,640 --> 01:46:06,558
Because I'd like to back you.

1875
01:46:08,727 --> 01:46:10,104
Excuse me?

1876
01:46:10,270 --> 01:46:11,647
I wanna bankroll you,

1877
01:46:11,814 --> 01:46:14,191
and I can't write about anything
I have a vested interest in.

1878
01:46:14,358 --> 01:46:16,110
I'm not sure I get
what's going on here.

1879
01:46:16,276 --> 01:46:18,237
I sold my website
for a whole lot of money

1880
01:46:18,404 --> 01:46:20,781
and I've just put in a bid
on a place on Rose.

1881
01:46:20,948 --> 01:46:24,201
It's zoned, it's permitted.
You could build it out however you like.

1882
01:46:24,368 --> 01:46:25,869
And you can cook
whatever you like.

1883
01:46:26,036 --> 01:46:27,621
Take your time, think about it.

1884
01:46:27,788 --> 01:46:29,707
I wouldn't blame you
for having a few trust issues,

1885
01:46:29,873 --> 01:46:31,250
but I just thought that, you know,

1886
01:46:31,417 --> 01:46:33,585
you and me burying the hatchet
might be a good story.

1887
01:46:33,752 --> 01:46:35,421
Reservations out the door.

1888
01:46:35,587 --> 01:46:38,841
More importantly, you know,
you just cook your ass off in there.

1889
01:46:39,007 --> 01:46:41,677
In the meantime,
you just tweet me wherever you are

1890
01:46:41,844 --> 01:46:43,220
and I'll come running.

1891
01:46:43,387 --> 01:46:45,472
'Cause this shit's good. Alright?

1892
01:46:47,307 --> 01:46:48,684
Delicious!

1893
01:46:48,851 --> 01:46:50,394
Delicioso.

1894
01:46:51,562 --> 01:46:53,355
Mucho goodo.

1895
01:46:53,522 --> 01:46:54,857
- Hey, jefe.
- Yeah?

1896
01:46:55,024 --> 01:46:57,151
That was a lot of talking
and you not punching him.

1897
01:46:57,317 --> 01:46:58,861
So, what'd that asshole say?

1898
01:46:59,903 --> 01:47:02,322
I think that asshole might be
our new partner.

1899
01:47:37,691 --> 01:47:39,234
Go, go, go, go.

1900
01:52:08,962 --> 01:52:10,506
Thank you!

1901
01:52:10,672 --> 01:52:12,674
A mark. B mark.

1902
01:52:12,841 --> 01:52:14,760
Looks good. It looks good already.

1903
01:52:14,927 --> 01:52:17,388
The heat is right on.

1904
01:52:18,597 --> 01:52:20,349
- That's olive oil?
- Yeah.

1905
01:52:20,516 --> 01:52:22,142
What are you grabbing over there?

1906
01:52:22,309 --> 01:52:23,852
You're grabbing all your cheese.

1907
01:52:25,771 --> 01:52:27,147
Yeah.

1908
01:52:27,314 --> 01:52:29,942
What are you doing there?
Spreading it around or finding...

1909
01:52:30,109 --> 01:52:31,944
- Spreading it around.
- What are you looking for there?

1910
01:52:32,111 --> 01:52:33,821
Heat. Heat.

1911
01:52:33,987 --> 01:52:35,698
So it doesn't burn?

1912
01:52:35,864 --> 01:52:39,118
- Where's the hottest spot?
- Right here is the hot spot.

1913
01:52:39,284 --> 01:52:44,373
So you're controlling it all the time.
You're always controlling.

1914
01:52:44,540 --> 01:52:46,166
And you're looking,
you're looking.

1915
01:52:46,333 --> 01:52:50,504
As soon as you get your good colour...
This is now where you start it.

1916
01:52:50,671 --> 01:52:54,133
You start to really
build the sandwich itself.

1917
01:52:55,175 --> 01:52:57,010
A light scrape.

1918
01:52:58,053 --> 01:53:02,474
So you can see,
the whole sandwich starts to evolve.

1919
01:53:02,641 --> 01:53:04,643
And, see, the cheese
is starting to evolve too.

1920
01:53:04,810 --> 01:53:07,396
Yes, you can do it. There you go.

1921
01:53:07,563 --> 01:53:09,106
Getting in there.

1922
01:53:10,733 --> 01:53:12,276
You're almost...

1923
01:53:12,443 --> 01:53:13,944
Even now, as you get further, Jon,

1924
01:53:14,111 --> 01:53:15,821
you're getting in,
like, assertive now.

1925
01:53:15,988 --> 01:53:18,574
You're changing...
Even your grip's here.

1926
01:53:18,741 --> 01:53:20,451
Changing your positions.

1927
01:53:20,617 --> 01:53:22,327
You're moving around.

1928
01:53:22,494 --> 01:53:25,289
But you're not
too busy with it. You're...

1929
01:53:25,456 --> 01:53:28,125
You're precise,
but then sometimes you step back.

1930
01:53:28,292 --> 01:53:30,544
- Nothing else exists except this.
- Right.

1931
01:53:30,711 --> 01:53:34,381
This is the only thing that exists
in this world right now.

1932
01:53:34,548 --> 01:53:36,717
And if you fuck this up,
everything sucks in the world.