▲: H3LLO
▼: HEY TEREZI.
▲: H3Y K4RKL3S. >:]
▼: UGH. THAT FUCKING NICKNAME, ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.
▼: HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU EVEN COME UP WITH THAT?
▲: H3H3H3.
▲: 1T'S CUT3.
▲: >:]
▼: IT IS NOT CUTE. NOTHING EVER ASSOCIATED WITH ME IS CUTE.
▼: IT IS IDIOTIC.
▲: SO YOU'R3 1D1OT1C? >:]
▼: YES. I AM THE BIGGEST IDIOT. THE FARTHEST AWAY FROM CUTE THERE IS.
▲: H3H3H3.
▲: WH4T3V3R, W4NT TO ROL3PL4Y? >:]
▼: UGH. FINE. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ROLEPLAY?
▲: 1 W1LL B3 4 V1G1L4NT3, 4ND YOU C4N B3 4 CR1M1N4L. >:]
▼: OH, YOU WANTING TO DO SOMETHING "CRIME" RELATED. HOW SURPRISING. FINE. LET'S DO THIS.
▲: W3LL F1RST YOU H4V3 TO DO 4 CR1M3.
▼: FINE, FINE. ANY EXAMPLES YOU WANT TO PROVIDE? YOU'RE THE EXPERT ROLEPLAYER HERE.
▲: ST34L1NG. >:?
▼: ALRIGHT. FINE.
▼: *THE GLORIOUS CRIMINAL MASTER MIND, THE CRABBY CONMAN, IS ON HIS ESCAPE FROM THE LOCAL JEWELRY SHOP. WITH A HANDFUL OF PRECIOUS STONES, HE WILL SOON BE RICH* HAHA. NOTHING AND NO-TROLL CAN STOP ME NOW!
▲: ((YOU ARE THE FUCKING BEST))
▼: ((I HONESTLY CAME UP WITH THAT RIGHT NOW AND I AM SO HAPPY WITH IT.))
▲: H3H3H3H3H3. *TH3 V1G1L4NT3 R3DGL4R3 FL13S DOWN W1TH H3R DR4GONP4CK* STOP R1GHT TH3R3. H3H3H3. CR1M1N4L SCUM.
▼: AH. REDGLARE, MY OLD ENEMY. I SEE YOU SNIFF OUT EVEN THE SMALLEST OF CRIMES.
▲: ((Can I get contact information with you somewhere else? In case this thing freezes?))
▼: ((Sure. I'm on pesterchum as well. Usually under the name octopusSamurai. Saw the name on google once and found it funny.))
▲: ((Alright on Pesterchum I am trollKid, because I'm original like that))
▼: ((I'll add ya))
▲: TH3R3 1S NO CR1M3, 1 C4N'T SN1FF OUT. NOW DROP TH3 PR3C1OUS CH3RRY G3MS 4ND 1'LL L3T YOU OFF W1TH 4 M1N1M4L PUN1SHM3NT.
▲: >;]
▼: HA. YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK YOUR NOSE, REDGLARE. THESE ARE NO RUBIES...BUT THE HARDEST GEMS KNOWN TO TROLL-KIND. HERE, HAVE A CLOSER SNIFF! *THE CRABBY CONMAN TOSSES THE DEADLY GYMS TOWARDS HIS FOE, TAKING OFF DOWN A NEARBY ALLEYWAY.*
▲: *BLOCKS TH3 G3M W1TH H3R JUST1C3 ST1CK, B3FOR3 T4K1NG OFF DOWN TH3 4LL3YW4Y TO CH4S3 TH3 L1TTL3 CR4B,BUT H3 DO3SN'T R34L1Z3 TH3 4LL3Y 1S 4 D34D 3ND* >:]
▼: *AS THE VILLAIN REACHES THE END OF THE ALLEY, HE TURNS HIS BACK TO THE WALL, WELL AWARE OF HIS CAUGHT SITUATION* DRAT...CAUGHT LIKE A CRAB WITH NO SHELL.
▲: H3H3H3, LOOKS L1K3 1T'S TH3 3ND OF TH3 L1N3. >:] *SH3 STOPS 4CROSS FROM H1M, SM1RK1NG 4S SH3 UNSH34T3S H3R C4N3SWORD*
▼: WELL, LOOKS, OR IN YOUR CASE, SMELLS CAN BE DECEIVING REDGLARE. I HAPPEN TO KNOW JUST WHAT IS YOUR WEAKNESS.
▼: *THE CRABBY CONMAN QUICKLY PULLS OUT ONE OF THE MORE POINTED GEMS, CUTTING A SMALL WOUND ACROSS HIS FACE.* THE SMELL OF A CERTAIN COLOR.
▲: >:O
▲: >:]
▲: H3H3H3 WH4T W4S TH4T... *4 L1TTL3 CONFUS3D, BUT MOV1NG CLOS3R TO G3T 4 B3TT3R SM3LL, H3R C4N3SWORD PUT 4W4Y, H3R 4CT1ONS DON'T S33M THR34T3N1NG*
▼: *THE CONMAN IS A LITTLE WARY, BUT STEPS FORWARD, LETTING THE RED LIQUID FALL DOWN HIS FACE* I SAID, YOUR WEAKNESS REDGLARE. A CERTAIN COLOR THAT I HAVE ACCESS TO.
▲: H3H3H3H3 *SH3 GR4BS TH3 CONM4N BY TH3 SHOULD3RS T1GHTLY 4ND WH1SP3RS 1NTO H1S 34R* OH, GO1NG TO BR1B3 M3, 4R3 YOU? >:]
▼: *HE SLOWLY WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND HIS FOE, SMILING AND WHISPERING BACK* IF YOU WOULD CALL IT THAT, YES.
▲: BUT 1 M1GHT B3 4 B1T ROUGH ON 4 CR1M1N4L L1K3 YOU. >;]
▼: WELL, I THINK YOU'D BE A BIT MORE GENTLE THAN A PRISON CELL.
▲: OH 1 DON'T KNOW. YOU'LL H4V3 TO F1ND OUT. *TH3 V1G1L4NT3 WR4PS H3R 4RMS 4ROUND TH3 CONM4N UND3R H1S 4RMS 4ND FL13S OFF W1TH H1M 1N H3R 4RMS* HOLD ON. H3H3H3.
▼: *THE CONMAN LOOKS AROUND AS THEY TAKE FLIGHT, NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW.* OKAY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
▲: 1'M T4K1NG YOU SOM3WH3R3. DON'T WORRY, 1T'S JUST MY R3SP1T3BLOCK. >;]
▼: *THE CONMAN LOOKS IN THE EYES, THOUGH THIS REALLY WOULDN'T ACCOMPLISH MUCH ON SECOND THOUGHTS.* WELL THEN...CONTINUE THE FLIGHT.
▲: H3H3H3H3, TH4T B1T OF CH3RRY WONT B3 3NOUGH FOR M3. 1'LL N33D 4 L1TTL3 MOR3. >;]
▼: *SEEMING ALMOST PLANNED, A BLUSH CRAWLS ACROSS THE CRABBY CONMAN'S FACE, AS HE QUIETLY RESPONDS.* THEN I WILL BE SURE TO SATISFY.
▲: H3H3H3. *SH3 SWOOPS DOWN 4ND L4NDS ON TH3 ROOF OF H3R R3SP1T3BLOCK JUST 4FT3R SH3 G1V3S YOUR F4C3 4 L1CK, SH3 HOLDS YOUR H4ND T1GHTLY 4ND PULLS YOU 1NTO H3R HOM3*
▼: *HE RETURNS THE SQUEEZE, IN A BIT OF A DAZE FROM JUST GETTING A SUDDEN LICK ACROSS HIS FACE.* SO, THE LAIR OF THE FAMOUS REDGLARE.
▲: H3H3H3, WHY DON'T YOU T4K3 4 S34T. *SH3 PULLS OUT 4 CH41R FOR TH3 CONM4N*
▼: *HE LOOKS AT HER AND THE SEAT, OBVIOUSLY QUITE CURIOUS, BUT RESTS HIMSELF ONTO IT.* ARE YOU ALWAYS SO GRACIOUS WITH CRIMINALS?
▲: H3H3H3, 1 M4K3 3XC3PT1ONS... SOM3T1M3S. *SH3 HOLDS YOUR H4NDS B3H1ND YOUR B4CK 4S SH3 R3STS H3R H34D ON YOU SHOULD3R, NUZZL1NG 4G41NST YOUR H34D* H3H3H3
▼: *HE GIVES A LITTLE NUZZLE BACK, STILL FEELING JUST A LITTLE ON EDGE.* OH, IS THAT SO? I SHOULD COUNT MYSELF LUCKY. MANY OTHER OF YOUR FOES WOULD ENJOY THIS ATTENTION.
▲: H3H3H3 Y34H, SUR3. *LOCKS 4 S3T OF H4NDCUFFS 4ROUND H1S WR1STS 4ND K1SS3S H1S CH33K* H3H3H3H3H3
▼: ...YOU CUNNING BITCH. *HE MOVES HIS ARMS, TRYING TO BREAK OUT.* BIT OF A ROMANTIC WHEN IT COMES TO JUSTICE, ARE WE?
▲: H3H3H3H3H3 DON'T WORRY, 1 W1LL L3T YOU GO.... WH3N 1'M DON3 W1TH YOU.
▼: ...WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH ME?
▲: >;]
▼: *A SMALL GULP CAN BE HEARD, AS THE CONMAN'S FACE BEGINS TO BLUSH MUCH HARDER, THE JIGGLING OF HANDCUFFS STILL ECHOING.*
▲: *SH3 G3T'S DOWN ON H3R KN33S TO S3CUR3 ROP3 4ROUND H1S 4NKL3S 4S H3 STRUGGL3S* DON'T WORRY, TH3Y USU4LLY 3NJOY 1T.
▼: THEY? SO I'M GUESSING I'M NOT THE ONLY OF YOUR "CAPTURES" TO GO THROUGH THIS? EXPLAINS WHY YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO EASILY CATCH SOME OF MY FELLOW THIEVES.
▲: H3H3H3 *DRUBS H1M 1N TH3 B4CK OF TH3 H34D W1TH H3R C4N3* V3RY FUNNY. >:[
▼: OW. *ON INSTINCT, HE TRIES TO MOVE HIS HAND TO HIS HEAD, BUT THE HANDCUFFS JUST MAKE THAT FAMILIAR SOUND.* WELL HOW ELSE WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TAKE THAT, REDGLARE?
▲: ONLY TH3 C4NDY R3D BLOOD3D ON3S. >:[
▼: I WASN'T AWARE THERE WERE ANY MORE IN THIS CITY.
▲: >:]
▲: 1 GU3SS 1 W1LL H4V3 TO G3T TH3 MOST OUT OF YOU. *SH3 ST4RTS TO T1P H1S CH41R B4CKW4RDS*
▼: *HIS FACE SHOWS SHOCK, AS HE CAN'T FIGHT THIS SUDDEN MOVEMENT* ...WHAT.
▲: *SH3 L3TS H1M F4LL B4CKW4RDS 4ND L4ND ON H1S WR1STS 4 B1T P41NFULLY* OH SORRY. >:] * SH3 MOV3S 4 B1T OUT OF H1S V13W* DON'T WORRY. 1 JUST W4NT 4 L1TTL3, SW33T CH3RRY JU1C3.
▼: *HE SHIFTS HIS HEAD AROUND, TRYING TO GET A VIEW OF HER.* REDGLARE...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?