Cold Home

>Today you are not anonymous
>you are twilight sparkle
>and you are very concerned about your friend anonymous
>see up until last week he was living with you
>roommate not having home kind not love
>anyway you already knew that anonymous had problems with the towns ordinances
>the first time it happened was decided to tinfoil and duct tape the windows where he slept so the sun didn't wake him up
>the mayor came by and informed us there are ordinances about that
>a bit pissed there's an app to spend more money anon got window tint
>a very dark blue window tint
>shirt was your house but you okayed it
>happen to like the color made room look
>but again the next day
>you are informed that you're not allowed to tint windows like that
>sure you can put stuff   on the Windows during holidays and if your business
>you just can't tint to them
>at this point anon was getting fairly pissed
>a few days later he ordered something called blackout curtains
>sure they were called blackout curtains here
>but he said in his world they were used for home theaters
>basically there to pick them blackout all light
>anon's window faced major's roads in Ponyville
>apparently there is a restriction as to how you can make your house look on the outside
>it's at this moment that anon was also looking into buying his own home
>see when he came to Equestria he came with a very large amount of technology
>and through some of his schooling he knew how to create it
>and he sold the rights to everything to various parts of the Equestria in government
>sure might take 10+ years for them to actually implement all the technology
>but anonymous one from raids to riches overnight
>was when he was looking for new house said he found out that you're not allowed to have a giant home in Ponyville
>rarity being an exception because her home was also her business gets a special permit
>anon just couldn't build a mansion in Ponyville
>apparently at some point he snapped
>and just said “fuck every God damn thing here” and left
>I should say left the meeting not left Ponyville
>was at this point that he took up reading
>mostly the various laws border limits on towns
>and figuring out exactly where he can put his home
>anonymous being full-grown Alicorn size, needed the space but ordinances in town to make the town look a certain way prevented that from happening
>wasn't until that moment that you realize you have a lot of very rich and very famous people living in Ponyville who don't live a very rich or famous lifestyle
>hell you have someone named filthy rich living here but is not living out of a mansion.
>Anonymous apparently called in a bunch of favors one day
>a week later he had his home built but he wasn't moving and yet
>he said something wasn't finished
>you would never tell us what that something was
>his home already looked good enough for Celestia herself
>but apparently anon had other plans
>was in for another two weeks until he decided to move out and go into his new home
>you help them move
>but he didn't expect to see what you saw there
>his entire home was encased in bricks
>the whole yard
>and that's where shock second for you
>anon said that everything wasn't finished yet
>took his stuff and went inside
>leaving you out
>on the street
>looking at that huge brick monstrosity

>And that's why you're here today
>a week later
>and you haven't seen anonymous once in Ponyville
>sure he lives further out than Fluttershy does now
>believing she manages to get into Ponyville once a day
>and she has less stamina and anonymous
>see got the girls together
>and decided to pay them a visit
>but some things weird
>the course you get to the bricks the colder gets
>it's not you need a jacket cold yet
>but this isn't summer weather here
>you and the girls managed to find the entrance to this brick structure
>two anon's credit he thought things through
>there's a door for ponies
>there's a door for people who can turn the knob
>and there's an even bigger door you're assuming as an access to put things in and get things out
>remember how you said it wasn't jacket weather yet
>yeah opening that door your blasted with freezing cold
>you and the girls look in
>even pinkie doesn't have a damn thing to say
>not sure what's shocking you more
>the fact that there is clouds at the top
>that there is about a foot of snow in here
>that it looks like the night sky if you look up
>or the fact that pinkie shut up
>but you came here for one purpose
>and that's to find anon
>dammit that's what you're going to do