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- (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
- 2
- 00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:02,897
- (MEN LAUGHING)
- 3
- 00:01:06,651 --> 00:01:09,195
- This van is kind
- of weirding me out.
- 4
- 00:01:09,279 --> 00:01:11,239
- This van and the weed
- is freaking me out.
- 5
- 00:01:11,322 --> 00:01:12,449
- I feel like I'm
- on another planet.
- 6
- 00:01:12,532 --> 00:01:13,867
- I don't know,
- I like Marty's van.
- 7
- 00:01:13,950 --> 00:01:16,703
- You know, it's like
- a cozy cocaine mansion.
- 8
- 00:01:17,704 --> 00:01:19,789
- You know I met this
- dude like five times?
- 9
- 00:01:19,873 --> 00:01:21,624
- Marty still does not
- remember my name.
- 10
- 00:01:21,708 --> 00:01:23,084
- Yeah, where'd you
- find that guy?
- 11
- 00:01:23,168 --> 00:01:26,212
- He manages the casino
- where I won
- the pai-gow tournament.
- 12
- 00:01:26,296 --> 00:01:27,422
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
- 13
- 00:01:27,505 --> 00:01:28,715
- Pai-gow.
- (EVAN LAUGHING)
- 14
- 00:01:28,798 --> 00:01:30,592
- Hold on.
- JASON: Pai-gow.
- 15
- 00:01:30,675 --> 00:01:32,035
- Tracy's coming to
- pick us up, so...
- 16
- 00:01:32,051 --> 00:01:33,303
- JASON: Hold on a second.
- 17
- 00:01:33,386 --> 00:01:35,722
- Did you just
- invite your fiancée
- to your bachelor party?
- 18
- 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:37,410
- Is that the
- cool thing to do?
- EVAN: No.
- 19
- 00:01:37,474 --> 00:01:38,475
- Did we just witness that?
- 20
- 00:01:38,558 --> 00:01:39,601
- I didn't...
- No, I mean...
- 21
- 00:01:39,684 --> 00:01:41,728
- Uh... Well,
- all the bars are closed
- 22
- 00:01:41,811 --> 00:01:43,980
- and our
- designated driver's like
- 23
- 00:01:44,063 --> 00:01:46,232
- passed out in the back.
- I thought...
- 24
- 00:01:46,316 --> 00:01:47,796
- I thought it was over.
- Is it not over?
- 25
- 00:01:47,859 --> 00:01:50,111
- Well, let us celebrate
- the brief moments
- 26
- 00:01:50,195 --> 00:01:51,946
- that we have left
- with each other, huh?
- 27
- 00:01:52,322 --> 00:01:55,074
- Here's to the three of us.
- Friends for life.
- 28
- 00:01:56,034 --> 00:01:57,243
- Thanks, guys.
- 29
- 00:01:57,327 --> 00:01:59,447
- This was an awesome night.
- EVAN: I will drink to that.
- 30
- 00:01:59,621 --> 00:02:01,301
- NARDO: Hey, uh,
- (CLEARS THROAT) you guys...
- 31
- 00:02:01,372 --> 00:02:03,541
- You guys think I'm, like,
- doing the right thing, right?
- 32
- 00:02:03,625 --> 00:02:05,084
- (STAMMERING)
- Like marrying...
- 33
- 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:06,586
- Marrying Tracy?
- 34
- 00:02:11,382 --> 00:02:12,509
- Are you happy?
- 35
- 00:02:13,593 --> 00:02:14,719
- Mmm-hmm.
- 36
- 00:02:14,803 --> 00:02:18,056
- If you were happy,
- would you even
- ask that question?
- 37
- 00:02:18,139 --> 00:02:20,475
- EVAN: Well, it's not
- necessarily...
- 38
- 00:02:20,558 --> 00:02:23,038
- I mean, marriage can
- be scary, even if you
- found the right girl.
- 39
- 00:02:23,061 --> 00:02:24,395
- Yeah, but you're
- scared of everything.
- 40
- 00:02:24,479 --> 00:02:27,273
- You won't even ask out
- the attractive girl
- who works at your office.
- 41
- 00:02:27,357 --> 00:02:28,733
- We work together.
- 42
- 00:02:28,817 --> 00:02:30,985
- So did Siegfried and Roy.
- And look at them.
- 43
- 00:02:31,069 --> 00:02:33,488
- One of them got mauled
- by a white tiger.
- 44
- 00:02:33,571 --> 00:02:34,906
- It was a wildebeest.
- 45
- 00:02:35,448 --> 00:02:37,033
- They don't do
- a wildebeest show.
- 46
- 00:02:38,243 --> 00:02:40,245
- Whatever you decide,
- that is your decision.
- 47
- 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:41,329
- JASON: Wait,
- hold on, hold on.
- 48
- 00:02:41,412 --> 00:02:44,666
- It's not his decision.
- It's our decision.
- 49
- 00:02:44,749 --> 00:02:46,125
- (SCOFFS) What?
- It is.
- 50
- 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:47,209
- That's what you said.
- 51
- 00:02:47,252 --> 00:02:49,629
- We all have veto power
- over each other's girls.
- 52
- 00:02:49,712 --> 00:02:51,631
- Oh, no, I said that
- when I was nine.
- 53
- 00:02:51,714 --> 00:02:52,924
- I was a 9-year-old boy.
- 54
- 00:02:53,299 --> 00:02:54,551
- We made a pact.
- 55
- 00:02:54,634 --> 00:02:57,303
- (SIGHS) I don't know,
- I'm sorry, I shouldn't have
- brought all this stuff up.
- 56
- 00:02:57,387 --> 00:02:59,430
- No, dude.
- You wanna make
- a pros and cons list?
- 57
- 00:02:59,514 --> 00:03:00,765
- Huh?
- 58
- 00:03:00,849 --> 00:03:02,100
- Okay. Uh...
- 59
- 00:03:02,809 --> 00:03:04,435
- I love her.
- EVAN: That's a pro.
- 60
- 00:03:04,519 --> 00:03:05,562
- I'm happy.
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- 00:03:05,645 --> 00:03:07,045
- EVAN: Okay,
- we're ahead of the game.
- 62
- 00:03:07,063 --> 00:03:09,482
- Cons would be
- she eats slow.
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- 00:03:10,817 --> 00:03:12,902
- She just chews so slow.
- 64
- 00:03:12,986 --> 00:03:15,572
- "She chews slow"?
- That's the biggest
- con you have?
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- 00:03:15,655 --> 00:03:18,700
- I mean, three-hour dinners
- for the rest of your life.
- 66
- 00:03:18,783 --> 00:03:21,160
- And I just
- sort of have to
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- 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:25,957
- change my old self in
- order to be my new self.
- You know?
- 68
- 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:28,334
- That's part of the thing.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 69
- 00:03:28,418 --> 00:03:30,712
- Are you saying that
- you can't be yourself
- around Tracy?
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- 00:03:30,795 --> 00:03:32,672
- Ugh, that's
- coming out wrong. No.
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- 00:03:32,755 --> 00:03:34,549
- I can be myself.
- It's not that
- I can't be myself,
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- 00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:38,052
- I just sort of need to
- kind of have this new self.
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- 00:03:38,136 --> 00:03:40,638
- You're either being
- yourself or you're
- not being yourself.
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- 00:03:40,722 --> 00:03:42,724
- I'm myself, okay, guys?
- 75
- 00:03:42,807 --> 00:03:44,183
- It's just that I have to...
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- 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:45,560
- EVAN: You have to?
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- 00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:48,146
- I want to evolve
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- 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:50,857
- this old self
- into a new self,
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- 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:52,650
- so the old self
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- 00:03:53,943 --> 00:03:55,737
- goes to sleep
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- 00:03:55,820 --> 00:03:58,448
- and the new self
- comes awake.
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- 00:03:58,531 --> 00:04:01,826
- And sometimes,
- the new self is truer
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- 00:04:01,910 --> 00:04:04,162
- than any of the other
- old selves could be.
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- 00:04:05,163 --> 00:04:06,956
- Do you...
- 85
- 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:08,541
- Do you do you
- really wanna do this?
- 86
- 00:04:09,584 --> 00:04:11,961
- Yes. Of course I do,
- come on.
- 87
- 00:04:12,045 --> 00:04:14,005
- I'm just high, man.
- I'm just high.
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- 00:04:14,631 --> 00:04:16,007
- Forget I said any
- of this stuff, okay?
- 89
- 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:17,634
- I just wanted to
- talk things through,
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- 00:04:17,717 --> 00:04:21,262
- you know, before
- I jump off the bridge.
- 91
- 00:04:21,930 --> 00:04:23,181
- "Jump off the bridge"?
- 92
- 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:24,474
- Yeah, jump off the bridge.
- 93
- 00:04:24,557 --> 00:04:25,934
- It's like a really
- famous saying.
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- 00:04:26,351 --> 00:04:28,478
- Yeah, it does not pertain
- to getting married.
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- 00:04:28,561 --> 00:04:31,940
- Mmm... I think you have that
- mixed up, actually, but...
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
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- Hey, Tracy.
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- Yeah, yeah,
- I'm coming out.
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- Uh... Coming out.
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- 00:04:39,572 --> 00:04:40,573
- JASON: Did you just hear that?
- EVAN: Yeah.
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- He just equated
- getting married to suicide.
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- 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:45,870
- No, I think he's having
- jitters or something.
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- That's not the jitters.
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- She's a good person.
- She's mean to waiters.
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- 00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:52,543
- She had hot coffee
- burned on her
- bare legs by that guy.
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- 00:04:52,961 --> 00:04:54,963
- Hey, guys.
- BOTH: Hey!
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- 00:04:55,046 --> 00:04:56,297
- EVAN: There she is!
- (COUGHING)
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- 00:04:56,381 --> 00:04:57,966
- How much weed did you smoke?
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- All of it.
- (LAUGHS)
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- 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:01,302
- You guys excited
- about the wedding?
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- 00:05:01,386 --> 00:05:02,845
- Yeah!
- Oh, yeah.
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- 00:05:02,929 --> 00:05:04,138
- Yeah. Jump off...
- Yeah. Jumping off...
- 112
- 00:05:04,222 --> 00:05:06,142
- Jumping off that bridge.
- Jumping off that bridge.
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- 00:05:06,391 --> 00:05:08,184
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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- 00:06:11,122 --> 00:06:12,442
- CAB DRIVER: Okay,
- time to go, man.
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- 00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:14,792
- It's time to go.
- I've been sitting
- here a long time.
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- 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:16,961
- And what are we
- doing here, man?
- I gotta go.
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- 00:06:17,045 --> 00:06:18,963
- Just let me hang out
- and think for a second.
- 118
- 00:06:19,047 --> 00:06:21,257
- We've been parked
- here for an hour.
- 119
- 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:22,425
- What would you do
- if your best friend
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- 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:24,886
- was about to make
- the biggest mistake
- of his life?
- 121
- 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:26,637
- What, she's cheating on him?
- What's happening?
- 122
- 00:06:26,721 --> 00:06:28,765
- No, I just don't think
- they should get married.
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- 00:06:28,848 --> 00:06:29,849
- We were all hanging out
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- 00:06:29,932 --> 00:06:31,642
- and he was talking
- about the pros and cons,
- 125
- 00:06:31,726 --> 00:06:33,061
- and, I mean,
- it was mostly cons.
- 126
- 00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:35,063
- I don't know. I think
- part of him wants me
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- 00:06:35,146 --> 00:06:36,439
- to go in there
- and stop the wedding.
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- 00:06:36,522 --> 00:06:38,399
- That's crazy, right?
- Yeah, that's crazy.
- 129
- 00:06:38,816 --> 00:06:42,153
- We were all high
- in Marty's van when
- we were talking about it.
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- 00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:44,030
- I don't know, man.
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- 00:06:44,113 --> 00:06:45,448
- Weed is truth.
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- 00:06:46,407 --> 00:06:48,618
- Weed is truth.
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- 00:06:48,701 --> 00:06:50,953
- Right? People get high
- and they say some real shit.
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- 00:06:51,329 --> 00:06:55,500
- I wish my friends had told me
- I was making a mistake
- before my ceremony.
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- 00:06:55,625 --> 00:06:57,502
- You wish your friends
- had stopped you?
- (SIGHS)
- 136
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- Every day of my life.
- 137
- 00:07:00,713 --> 00:07:04,550
- But we got married and then,
- bing, bang, boom,
- we have the children.
- 138
- 00:07:04,634 --> 00:07:08,137
- Three small anchors
- tethering me to
- a ship that's sinking.
- 139
- 00:07:08,221 --> 00:07:10,598
- Haunting me every day
- from my kitchen.
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- 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:12,100
- Great kids.
- 141
- 00:07:12,183 --> 00:07:13,226
- Jesus.
- 142
- 00:07:13,309 --> 00:07:15,228
- CAB DRIVER:
- The middle one
- is extra fat.
- 143
- 00:07:15,311 --> 00:07:17,396
- But everybody
- makes a mistake, huh?
- 144
- 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:20,858
- Sometimes, these mistakes,
- they're for eternity.
- (LAUGHS)
- 145
- 00:07:22,485 --> 00:07:24,362
- (PLAYING FOLK MUSIC)
- 146
- 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:28,074
- BOTH: How many words would
- it take to really say
- 147
- 00:07:28,449 --> 00:07:31,619
- How much you've
- changed my life
- in every single way?
- 148
- 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:34,997
- You make the good stuff better
- And the bad stuff, too
- 149
- 00:07:35,081 --> 00:07:38,376
- Yeah, my life is better
- 'Cause I get to do it with you
- 150
- 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:41,629
- Every night
- when we eat dinner
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- 00:07:41,712 --> 00:07:43,214
- I get to chew it with you
- 152
- 00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:46,259
- If we get sick,
- I get to flu it with you
- 153
- 00:07:46,342 --> 00:07:47,802
- And if we're
- watching Green Card
- 154
- 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:49,595
- I get to Depardieu it with you
- 155
- 00:07:49,679 --> 00:07:50,805
- Yeah, my life is better...
- 156
- 00:07:50,888 --> 00:07:52,223
- (WHISPERS) Everything okay?
- What? Huh?
- 157
- 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:53,474
- Yeah. Tux looks great.
- 158
- 00:07:53,558 --> 00:07:54,642
- Oh, thanks, yeah.
- 159
- 00:07:54,725 --> 00:07:57,103
- It was my grandfather's.
- He was Italian.
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- He died in it.
- Oh, okay.
- 161
- 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:04,527
- Remember this vow
- I will renew it with you
- 162
- 00:08:04,610 --> 00:08:06,070
- My life is better
- 163
- 00:08:06,154 --> 00:08:09,407
- 'Cause I get to
- do it with you
- 164
- 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:12,243
- MINISTER: Okay. Now
- it's time for the good part.
- 165
- 00:08:12,368 --> 00:08:14,537
- I believe you're
- providing the rings?
- Oh, yeah.
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- 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:18,124
- Got it.
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- 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,168
- (THUD)
- Oops.
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- 00:08:21,085 --> 00:08:23,880
- I, Nardo, take you, Tracy...
- 169
- 00:08:24,255 --> 00:08:27,258
- I, Nardo, take you, Tracy...
- 170
- 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:28,509
- JASON: Stop!
- 171
- 00:08:30,803 --> 00:08:32,346
- Stop!
- 172
- 00:08:32,430 --> 00:08:33,973
- Oh, shit!
- What?
- 173
- 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:35,183
- Stop the wedding! Stop!
- 174
- 00:08:35,266 --> 00:08:37,852
- Please, stop the...
- The wedding.
- 175
- 00:08:37,935 --> 00:08:39,020
- I can't let you do this.
- 176
- 00:08:39,103 --> 00:08:40,271
- Jason, don't!
- 177
- 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:42,023
- I'm sorry,
- but I have to.
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- 00:08:42,106 --> 00:08:43,691
- (STAMMERING)
- What is happening?
- 179
- 00:08:44,192 --> 00:08:45,318
- Stay away
- from my daughter.
- 180
- 00:08:45,401 --> 00:08:46,402
- Who, Tracy?
- 181
- 00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:49,197
- Yuck. Gross.
- I'm not here
- because I love her.
- 182
- 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:50,364
- I'm here
- because I love him.
- 183
- 00:08:50,448 --> 00:08:51,490
- (WHISPERS) Me?
- 184
- 00:08:52,283 --> 00:08:53,326
- I knew it.
- 185
- 00:08:53,409 --> 00:08:55,578
- No, Jared,
- it's not a gay thing.
- 186
- 00:08:55,661 --> 00:08:56,662
- God, what is with him?
- 187
- 00:08:56,746 --> 00:08:58,915
- His bangs are longer
- than his face.
- 188
- 00:08:58,998 --> 00:09:00,458
- I know that
- as I said that,
- 189
- 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:02,168
- it did come out
- kind of gay,
- 190
- 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:03,878
- but Nardo and I are
- more than gay.
- 191
- 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:06,297
- We're best friends.
- And that goes for...
- For Evan, too.
- 192
- 00:09:06,631 --> 00:09:07,673
- Leave me out of this.
- 193
- 00:09:07,757 --> 00:09:08,757
- Hey, hey, Jason.
- 194
- 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:10,760
- Jason, you cannot
- do this right now.
- 195
- 00:09:10,843 --> 00:09:13,012
- Evan and I love you
- too much to let you
- go through with this.
- 196
- 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:14,180
- Leave me out of this!
- 197
- 00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:15,303
- What the hell is going on?
- 198
- 00:09:15,348 --> 00:09:17,850
- I'm sorry, Tracy,
- I wanted to say this earlier.
- 199
- 00:09:17,934 --> 00:09:19,534
- You know, before
- your family got involved
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- 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:21,604
- and Jesus was here.
- 201
- 00:09:21,687 --> 00:09:24,148
- I didn't realize
- this is way more awkward
- 202
- 00:09:24,232 --> 00:09:25,441
- than I thought
- it was gonna be.
- 203
- 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:27,318
- I thought that some
- people would agree.
- 204
- 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:29,820
- Not that you would
- carry me out on your
- shoulders or anything,
- 205
- 00:09:29,904 --> 00:09:32,615
- but you guys have really
- left me hanging here.
- 206
- 00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:34,367
- This is really...
- 207
- 00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:35,868
- This is a toughie.
- 208
- 00:09:35,952 --> 00:09:37,411
- But... But the point is
- 209
- 00:09:37,495 --> 00:09:38,829
- that she is not
- the one for him.
- 210
- 00:09:38,913 --> 00:09:39,914
- You said it yourself.
- 211
- 00:09:39,997 --> 00:09:41,517
- No, I did not.
- I did not say that!
- What?
- 212
- 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:43,709
- I never said that!
- Yes, you did,
- in Marty's van!
- 213
- 00:09:43,793 --> 00:09:45,419
- I don't even remember
- Marty's van.
- 214
- 00:09:45,503 --> 00:09:46,754
- I was high in Marty's van.
- 215
- 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:47,880
- I was high in Marty's van!
- 216
- 00:09:47,964 --> 00:09:50,216
- A lot of chronic
- was being passed.
- 217
- 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:51,979
- Grammy, I'm sorry.
- I don't smoke that crap.
- 218
- 00:09:52,343 --> 00:09:53,623
- It's medical.
- I don't smoke crap.
- 219
- 00:09:53,678 --> 00:09:54,971
- EVAN: You know what?
- If anything,
- 220
- 00:09:55,054 --> 00:09:58,683
- Nardo was just going
- over the pros and cons
- of you as a person.
- 221
- 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:00,526
- You can be a little,
- you know...
- You eat slow.
- 222
- 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:02,103
- It's not a big deal.
- We were just talking.
- 223
- 00:10:02,186 --> 00:10:03,688
- It was just guys
- kind of gabbing...
- 224
- 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:05,064
- It was just guy talk.
- Guy talk, guy talk.
- 225
- 00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:06,524
- Stop, stop, stop, stop!
- JASON: He's always
- apologizing.
- 226
- 00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:08,276
- You need to work on that.
- He's always doing
- something wrong.
- 227
- 00:10:08,359 --> 00:10:09,777
- Stop it! Stop it!
- 228
- 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,320
- Okay, this is not what
- I think. We're just...
- 229
- 00:10:11,404 --> 00:10:13,124
- We're gonna go along
- with the wedding, okay?
- 230
- 00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:14,740
- We're gonna do the wedding,
- okay?
- 231
- 00:10:14,824 --> 00:10:16,284
- Nothing can stop us now.
- We're...
- 232
- 00:10:16,367 --> 00:10:17,368
- (GROANS)
- (ALL GASP)
- 233
- 00:10:18,202 --> 00:10:19,203
- (SHATTERS)
- 234
- 00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:21,163
- Tracy!
- 235
- 00:10:21,289 --> 00:10:22,290
- Tracy!
- 236
- 00:10:23,374 --> 00:10:24,875
- Well, this is dangerous.
- 237
- 00:10:25,293 --> 00:10:26,794
- That's why that happened.
- 238
- 00:10:27,295 --> 00:10:29,046
- Everybody smokes weed.
- 239
- 00:10:29,130 --> 00:10:30,172
- Tracy!
- 240
- 00:10:30,256 --> 00:10:31,924
- Don't even
- speak to me, Evan.
- 241
- 00:10:32,049 --> 00:10:33,801
- Tracy, wait,
- don't leave!
- You know what?
- 242
- 00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:35,761
- I knew you guys
- never liked me.
- 243
- 00:10:36,512 --> 00:10:38,806
- But I never thought
- you were gonna ruin my life.
- 244
- 00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:39,932
- Tracy, I was just trying to...
- You know what?
- 245
- 00:10:40,016 --> 00:10:42,101
- We got the chapel till 6:00.
- Why don't the three
- of you guys
- 246
- 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:43,602
- just go ahead
- and marry each other?
- 247
- 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,896
- Can we do that?
- Because that
- would be hilarious.
- 248
- 00:10:46,272 --> 00:10:47,815
- (SIGHS)
- I'm kidding. Obviously.
- 249
- 00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:49,233
- Fuck you.
- 250
- 00:10:50,151 --> 00:10:52,028
- You're the worst.
- EVAN: Tracy...
- 251
- 00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:54,989
- Champagne?
- Yes, thank you.
- 252
- 00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:57,158
- You want one?
- No, I'm good. Thank you.
- 253
- 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,452
- Thank you.
- 254
- 00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:09,587
- Here, let me talk to him.
- 255
- 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,839
- Oh, yeah, 'cause clearly
- you can handle things
- appropriately.
- 256
- 00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:14,342
- Hey, buddy. Look,
- I know you're upset now,
- 257
- 00:11:14,425 --> 00:11:16,427
- but it's gonna get better.
- 258
- 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:17,928
- It's like your
- first day of rehab.
- 259
- 00:11:18,012 --> 00:11:20,252
- It's hard to walk around
- the Bellagio
- sipping Coke Zero...
- 260
- 00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:22,016
- Would you
- shut the fuck up?
- 261
- 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:24,352
- I wanted to get married,
- you asshole!
- 262
- 00:11:24,435 --> 00:11:25,436
- What about in the van?
- 263
- 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,480
- I don't even
- remember that, okay?
- 264
- 00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:29,065
- I was fucking high.
- 265
- 00:11:29,148 --> 00:11:30,900
- Yeah, but maybe
- that was the point.
- 266
- 00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:34,028
- That Marty's
- sweet-ass van grass
- was bringing out the truth,
- 267
- 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:35,237
- that you don't
- really wanna do this.
- 268
- 00:11:35,321 --> 00:11:36,801
- So I was going over
- the pros and cons,
- 269
- 00:11:37,073 --> 00:11:38,074
- that's normal.
- 270
- 00:11:38,157 --> 00:11:41,035
- Everyone has cons, Jason.
- I have cons.
- 271
- 00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:43,037
- You are made of cons!
- 272
- 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,663
- I've accepted Tracy's cons.
- 273
- 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:45,873
- I love Tracy's cons.
- 274
- 00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:48,709
- And...
- And now you've... You've...
- You've ruined everything!
- 275
- 00:11:48,793 --> 00:11:49,794
- Hey, dumb fuck,
- 276
- 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,380
- how come you couldn't have
- had this conversation
- before the wedding?
- 277
- 00:11:52,463 --> 00:11:53,463
- I did, Evan,
- 278
- 00:11:53,506 --> 00:11:54,673
- I talked about this
- last week!
- 279
- 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:55,757
- And what did he say?
- 280
- 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,000
- He said he
- wanted to marry her.
- 281
- 00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:58,135
- Okay, so what does
- that say to you?
- 282
- 00:11:58,219 --> 00:11:59,303
- It tells me
- that he's wrong!
- 283
- 00:11:59,387 --> 00:12:00,763
- Tracy isn't
- the one for him!
- 284
- 00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:02,056
- Yes, she is!
- 285
- 00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:03,474
- (GROANS)
- 286
- 00:12:04,642 --> 00:12:05,643
- Fucking dick!
- 287
- 00:12:54,358 --> 00:12:56,694
- What's the point
- of anything anymore?
- 288
- 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,029
- Of all of it?
- 289
- 00:12:59,113 --> 00:13:00,656
- All of life?
- 290
- 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:03,617
- A stake has been
- driven through my heart.
- 291
- 00:13:03,701 --> 00:13:04,702
- Yeah.
- 292
- 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:08,205
- You know, I was thinking,
- 293
- 00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:10,791
- why don't you
- go after Tracy?
- 294
- 00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:13,544
- You love her, you know it.
- Who cares what Jason thinks?
- 295
- 00:13:13,711 --> 00:13:16,172
- It's too late, Evan.
- 296
- 00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:18,883
- Oh, come on.
- Nothing's too late.
- 297
- 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,509
- (VOICE BREAKING) It is.
- 298
- 00:13:20,593 --> 00:13:22,595
- She's in Mexico.
- 299
- 00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:24,847
- She is on our honeymoon
- 300
- 00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:26,223
- by herself.
- 301
- 00:13:27,183 --> 00:13:29,185
- Tracy's in Mexico?
- Uh-huh.
- 302
- 00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:32,563
- And she took both
- the plane tickets
- with her.
- 303
- 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,483
- I gotta go to work.
- 304
- 00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:38,402
- But you're...
- You're gonna be okay.
- 305
- 00:13:38,486 --> 00:13:41,322
- Okay. Leave me.
- 306
- 00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:42,948
- Leave me
- like everybody else.
- 307
- 00:13:43,032 --> 00:13:46,118
- You, Tracy,
- the whole gang.
- 308
- 00:13:46,202 --> 00:13:48,829
- I get it. I get it.
- 309
- 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:52,416
- No one wants to be
- around a loser.
- 310
- 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,293
- I'm dirt. (SOBBING)
- 311
- 00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:55,586
- You're not dirt.
- 312
- 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:58,005
- Well, I'm garbage.
- I'm something bad.
- 313
- 00:13:58,088 --> 00:13:59,924
- You're not garbage.
- 314
- 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:02,301
- I'm a dirty cum rag, Evan.
- 315
- 00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,053
- You know what that is?
- 316
- 00:14:06,639 --> 00:14:09,892
- METZNER: I heard
- your roommate pranked
- your boy Nardo's wedding.
- 317
- 00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:12,061
- I don't wanna
- talk about that.
- 318
- 00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:13,395
- PARGO: Oh, come on.
- Well, you know what?
- 319
- 00:14:13,479 --> 00:14:15,439
- Your roommates are lame,
- so you should just
- move in with us.
- 320
- 00:14:15,523 --> 00:14:18,067
- Wait, did he tell you about
- the fact that everyone
- 321
- 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:21,111
- has their own master bathroom?
- With heated floors?
- 322
- 00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:23,989
- And what's fun is
- sometimes we trade.
- We use each other's bathrooms.
- 323
- 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:25,658
- That doesn't sound
- like so much fun.
- It's a rush.
- 324
- 00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:27,159
- Yep.
- It's a rush?
- 325
- 00:14:27,243 --> 00:14:28,702
- Mmm-hmm. It's
- something new. A new
- bathroom every day.
- 326
- 00:14:28,786 --> 00:14:30,266
- You find out stuff
- about your friends.
- 327
- 00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:32,331
- Have you ever had
- a traditional Viking meal?
- 328
- 00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:34,496
- I can't say
- that I have, no.
- You've never had a goose
- 329
- 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:38,087
- shoved silly with venison
- and elderberries and twigs
- 330
- 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:40,422
- and all sorts of things
- that are natural, man?
- 331
- 00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:41,507
- METZNER: Pudding?
- 332
- 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:42,716
- You ever had pudding?
- 333
- 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:43,842
- Isn't that hard to stuff?
- 334
- 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,386
- Check out this brochure,
- all right?
- 335
- 00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:46,804
- I don't know. I...
- 336
- 00:14:46,971 --> 00:14:48,097
- You know,
- my roommates have been
- 337
- 00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:49,265
- my best friends
- since third grade,
- 338
- 00:14:49,348 --> 00:14:51,850
- and I know that people
- don't understand them
- that great,
- 339
- 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,769
- but I love them.
- PARGO: All right, shut up.
- 340
- 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,229
- Here comes our future
- shared girlfriend,
- 341
- 00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:56,772
- so we'll talk
- about this later.
- 342
- 00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:58,774
- METZNER: Act like a man.
- Act like a man.
- I am acting like a man.
- 343
- 00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,417
- I know, but act more...
- ELIZABETH: Evan.
- 344
- 00:15:01,235 --> 00:15:02,903
- Can I borrow you
- for a sec?
- Yes. Yes.
- 345
- 00:15:02,987 --> 00:15:04,572
- Of course.
- METZNER: Nice.
- 346
- 00:15:05,406 --> 00:15:06,490
- Hi.
- 347
- 00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:09,618
- Hi.
- Hey, what's up?
- How are you?
- 348
- 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,245
- Good.
- Great,
- that's good to hear.
- 349
- 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:12,496
- Talk to you.
- 350
- 00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:15,249
- Let's go?
- Yes, yeah, sorry.
- 351
- 00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:16,833
- I'm glad you actually...
- 352
- 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,378
- This is a workplace,
- keep it professional.
- 353
- 00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:20,462
- Or don't.
- 354
- 00:15:21,005 --> 00:15:22,131
- (LAUGHING)
- 355
- 00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:23,716
- I'm glad you
- actually grabbed me,
- 356
- 00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:24,758
- because I wanted to
- talk to you.
- 357
- 00:15:24,842 --> 00:15:26,343
- I know we work
- together, but...
- Listen, listen!
- 358
- 00:15:26,427 --> 00:15:28,220
- MacDonaldson really
- likes your stuff.
- 359
- 00:15:28,304 --> 00:15:29,344
- What?
- When did he say that?
- 360
- 00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:31,640
- In the department meeting.
- He wants to see you, now.
- 361
- 00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,851
- I'm not even
- close to ready. I...
- 362
- 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,974
- This is a good thing.
- Just watch,
- do this, do this...
- 363
- 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,688
- (DOING VOCAL EXERCISES)
- 364
- 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:40,899
- Shake it out.
- All right, shake it out.
- I'll shake it out,
- 365
- 00:15:41,025 --> 00:15:42,276
- but I'm not gonna
- do that thing...
- Relax.
- 366
- 00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:43,819
- Your neck is tense.
- My neck is tense?
- 367
- 00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,862
- Well, I mean... I'm not...
- You put me on the spot.
- 368
- 00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:47,197
- Get it together.
- 369
- 00:15:47,865 --> 00:15:49,533
- You're gonna blow it, dude.
- 370
- 00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,285
- What?
- Just kidding.
- 371
- 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:52,661
- Okay.
- 372
- 00:15:55,039 --> 00:15:57,666
- I love the work
- you've done here.
- 373
- 00:15:57,750 --> 00:16:00,502
- I think you and I should
- present this together
- tomorrow.
- 374
- 00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:02,379
- Really? That's great.
- 375
- 00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:05,257
- I think you're
- ready to move to
- the industrial side.
- 376
- 00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:06,550
- Tell me, (CLEARS THROAT)
- 377
- 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:08,802
- how would you like to
- steam with me tomorrow?
- 378
- 00:16:08,886 --> 00:16:10,721
- Say, 8:00 a.m.?
- Steam?
- 379
- 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,139
- Steam.
- 380
- 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,642
- You know what steaming
- with me means,
- I take it?
- 381
- 00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:15,809
- Yeah, yeah.
- 382
- 00:16:15,893 --> 00:16:18,771
- It means
- we'll both be naked.
- 383
- 00:16:22,358 --> 00:16:23,609
- (LAUGHING)
- 384
- 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:24,902
- (FORCED LAUGHTER)
- 385
- 00:16:31,784 --> 00:16:33,327
- Well, that is part of it.
- 386
- 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:34,912
- (BOTH CONTINUE LAUGHING)
- 387
- 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,582
- What...
- What is the other part?
- 388
- 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,542
- (INTERCOM BUZZING)
- 389
- 00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:42,878
- SECRETARY: Excuse me.
- There's a John McClane
- here to see you, Evan.
- 390
- 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,713
- About the Nakatomi deal?
- 391
- 00:16:44,797 --> 00:16:45,881
- Nakatomi deal?
- 392
- 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,425
- Who's John McClane?
- 393
- 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,344
- Um...
- 394
- 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:53,597
- It's just
- this side opportunity
- I've been exploring.
- 395
- 00:16:53,681 --> 00:16:55,391
- Could you tell him
- that I'm busy right now
- 396
- 00:16:55,474 --> 00:16:56,634
- and that I need
- a few minutes?
- 397
- 00:16:56,684 --> 00:16:57,726
- SECRETARY: I tried.
- 398
- 00:16:57,810 --> 00:16:59,269
- He said it's urgent.
- (SIGHS)
- 399
- 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:01,855
- I'm sorry, sir.
- Don't be.
- 400
- 00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:03,023
- I like the hustle.
- 401
- 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:04,858
- Go on, get after it.
- 402
- 00:17:06,694 --> 00:17:07,861
- Short meeting.
- 403
- 00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:09,029
- Huh? Oh, I was paged.
- 404
- 00:17:09,113 --> 00:17:11,323
- Paged? Paged by who?
- 405
- 00:17:11,407 --> 00:17:13,367
- Uh... No one.
- John McClane.
- 406
- 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,994
- Hmm... Bad cop with
- a heart of gold?
- Tortured by his past?
- 407
- 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,871
- You were paged by
- the movie Die Hard?
- 408
- 00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:18,956
- I guess so.
- 409
- 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,041
- So, what happened
- with MacDonaldson?
- 410
- 00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:23,460
- I don't know.
- He asked me to
- steam with him.
- 411
- 00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:25,421
- No way!
- That's awesome, Evan.
- 412
- 00:17:25,504 --> 00:17:26,505
- Why?
- 413
- 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:29,133
- He always steams with
- people he's gonna promote.
- 414
- 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:32,219
- He likes to seal the deal
- with an old-fashioned
- handshake at the club.
- 415
- 00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:34,680
- So, I got the promotion?
- 416
- 00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:37,057
- As long as you show up there
- and shake his hand, yes.
- 417
- 00:17:37,141 --> 00:17:38,142
- This is huge!
- 418
- 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,894
- JASON: Fucking piece of
- shit peach tea!
- 419
- 00:17:40,978 --> 00:17:42,396
- Please, peach tea.
- 420
- 00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:43,856
- (SOFTLY) Shit.
- 421
- 00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,503
- Did you know your
- Snapples won't open?
- 422
- 00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:48,277
- No, I didn't hear that.
- 423
- 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,403
- Oh, hey.
- 424
- 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:50,487
- Can you open this?
- 425
- 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,656
- You have no idea
- how much we've heard
- about this outfit.
- 426
- 00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:53,741
- What?
- 427
- 00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:55,659
- I'll give you a hint.
- It's your red skirt.
- 428
- 00:17:55,743 --> 00:17:57,661
- I'll give you another hint.
- We like it.
- 429
- 00:17:57,745 --> 00:17:59,955
- He's just kidding.
- Isn't that right,
- John McClane?
- 430
- 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:01,165
- Kidding? What?
- 431
- 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,208
- Are you saying that
- my skirt is a joke?
- 432
- 00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:04,585
- No, no, no, no.
- We would never...
- 433
- 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:06,628
- We would never, uh,
- mock your skirt.
- 434
- 00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:08,422
- If anything, I think
- you look good to go.
- 435
- 00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:10,506
- "Good to go"?
- 436
- 00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:12,885
- Good to go
- out and about.
- 437
- 00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:14,428
- Like I would take you now.
- 438
- 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,346
- Take... Take me?
- JASON: Like...
- 439
- 00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:18,474
- To a pizza parlor.
- 440
- 00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:19,797
- EVAN: I mean,
- it's a good skirt.
- 441
- 00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:21,769
- Taut.
- 442
- 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,563
- And, uh...
- 443
- 00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:26,023
- Business sexy.
- 444
- 00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:28,609
- I mean, I think you look
- 445
- 00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:32,196
- like this is
- work and play first,
- 446
- 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,990
- and then
- it could be sex, too.
- 447
- 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,116
- Uh... Oh.
- 448
- 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,951
- But consensual.
- 449
- 00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:40,954
- Yeah, I don't have anything
- to help you with that.
- 450
- 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:44,291
- You look very good.
- 451
- 00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:45,751
- Are you having a stroke?
- 452
- 00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,587
- I'm gonna go back
- to my office.
- 453
- 00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:51,423
- Okay.
- That's best.
- Nice to meet you.
- 454
- 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,300
- And I'll get you
- those reports.
- 455
- 00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:56,094
- I thought that went great.
- 456
- 00:18:57,596 --> 00:18:59,014
- Ow!
- 457
- 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,098
- Jeez!
- 458
- 00:19:01,058 --> 00:19:02,643
- What is business sexy?
- 459
- 00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:05,771
- (SIGHS) Can we not
- talk about it, please?
- 460
- 00:19:07,064 --> 00:19:08,649
- JASON: That skirt is taut.
- 461
- 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,150
- Jason!
- 462
- 00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,861
- You've been trying to ask
- Elizabeth out for a year,
- 463
- 00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:14,655
- but now you're all,
- like, in your head.
- 464
- 00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:15,864
- So when you try
- and talk to her,
- 465
- 00:19:15,948 --> 00:19:16,990
- you end up saying
- something weird
- 466
- 00:19:17,074 --> 00:19:18,116
- and kind of rapey.
- 467
- 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:20,702
- You can't come visit
- me at work like this
- unannounced.
- 468
- 00:19:20,828 --> 00:19:22,830
- That's not what you
- said in your message.
- What message?
- 469
- 00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:24,081
- You sent it.
- 470
- 00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:25,999
- (CLATTERS)
- 471
- 00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,083
- Telepathically.
- 472
- 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,669
- You are not
- telepathic, Jason.
- 473
- 00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:30,295
- Yes, I am.
- You're just closed off.
- 474
- 00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:32,673
- What if my boss asks me
- about the Nakatomi deal?
- 475
- 00:19:32,798 --> 00:19:34,466
- What am I
- supposed to say?
- Simple.
- 476
- 00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:36,093
- You tell him that
- a group of German terrorists
- 477
- 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,803
- seized the Nakatomi building
- 478
- 00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:41,515
- and now, Nakatomi is
- looking to unload
- the Plaza for a price.
- 479
- 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:42,641
- You gotta
- say it like that.
- 480
- 00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:45,394
- "For a price."
- Look at your own shoulder.
- 481
- 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:48,355
- What are you doing here?
- 482
- 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,357
- Oh. Nardo's missing.
- 483
- 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,109
- He's not answering his phone
- and he's not in his room.
- 484
- 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,193
- We gotta go find him.
- 485
- 00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:54,987
- I can't leave right now.
- Okay.
- 486
- 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:57,364
- Then lend me your car,
- I'll take my peach tea
- and go get him myself.
- 487
- 00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:59,199
- You know you can't
- take my company car
- 488
- 00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:01,577
- 'cause I need to be
- with you if you're
- gonna be driving it.
- 489
- 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:04,454
- Our best friend is missing
- and you're worried
- about your car?
- 490
- 00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:08,458
- I got... I have something
- to tell you, I just...
- 491
- 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:10,419
- I'm moving out.
- 492
- 00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:12,004
- What?
- 493
- 00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:13,922
- You ruined Nardo's wedding,
- 494
- 00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:16,049
- there's jelly beans
- everywhere,
- 495
- 00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:18,719
- you're a fucking
- hurricane, man.
- 496
- 00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:20,095
- Well, you know what?
- 497
- 00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:22,180
- There's a lot of negativity
- coming from you right now.
- 498
- 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,141
- I think it's impeding
- your general happiness,
- 499
- 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:26,560
- so I really,
- really encourage you
- to just smoke some weed.
- 500
- 00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:28,228
- What?
- And it'll be better.
- 501
- 00:20:28,312 --> 00:20:29,312
- Get rid of it!
- 502
- 00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,607
- Get rid of it?
- Get rid of it!
- 503
- 00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:34,276
- What are you doing?
- Don't smoke it...
- Don't smoke it!
- 504
- 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,903
- Don't smoke it!
- Put it in your pocket!
- 505
- 00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:37,946
- Put it one of
- your nine pockets
- on those shorts!
- 506
- 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,406
- Damn it, Jason!
- 507
- 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:41,116
- Okay, jeez.
- 508
- 00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:43,702
- (BLOWING)
- 509
- 00:20:44,161 --> 00:20:45,162
- Okay, all right.
- 510
- 00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:46,830
- I gotta go back to work.
- 511
- 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,668
- I'd like to take his face.
- 512
- 00:20:53,045 --> 00:20:54,129
- Off.
- 513
- 00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:55,213
- (LAUGHING)
- 514
- 00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,590
- Oh, Nicolas.
- 515
- 00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,342
- (WHIRRING)
- 516
- 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:08,101
- EVAN: Hey, Jason?
- Have you seen my Ambien?
- 517
- 00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:11,355
- Never mind, I found them.
- (COUGHING)
- 518
- 00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:14,191
- Really?
- 519
- 00:21:15,192 --> 00:21:16,526
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
- 520
- 00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:22,998
- (TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- 521
- 00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,078
- (SCREAMING)
- 522
- 00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:27,329
- JASON: Oh, he 'pooned him!
- 523
- 00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:30,248
- Hello?
- 524
- 00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,709
- OPERATOR: Hello,
- I have a collect call
- from a Mr. Nardo.
- 525
- 00:21:33,085 --> 00:21:34,127
- Yeah, I'll accept
- the charges.
- 526
- 00:21:34,211 --> 00:21:35,796
- NARDO: Jason! I'm still
- really pissed at you,
- 527
- 00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:37,381
- but Evan is not
- picking up his phone.
- 528
- 00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:40,300
- I went down to the resort
- to get Tracy back,
- 529
- 00:21:40,384 --> 00:21:42,970
- and, uh,
- I got carjacked, man!
- 530
- 00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:44,304
- You got carjacked?
- 531
- 00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:45,847
- They took my Fiat, Jason!
- 532
- 00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:47,683
- And I'm lost,
- and I'm scared
- 533
- 00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:49,476
- and you gotta come down
- and get me, man.
- 534
- 00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:50,686
- Okay, where are you?
- 535
- 00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:52,062
- I don't know.
- All I know is
- 536
- 00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,189
- I am naked in
- the middle of Mexico!
- 537
- 00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:55,691
- You're naked?
- Are you sure?
- 538
- 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,068
- Yes, I'm fucking sure!
- 539
- 00:21:58,151 --> 00:21:59,945
- You can see your
- penis and everything?
- Yes!
- 540
- 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,029
- Why are you naked?
- 541
- 00:22:01,113 --> 00:22:02,114
- I was wearing
- my grandfather's tux,
- 542
- 00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:03,490
- you know,
- the Italian one?
- 543
- 00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:04,783
- They took that, too.
- 544
- 00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:07,411
- So, you got carjacked,
- and then you got tuxedojacked?
- 545
- 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:08,829
- I am naked!
- 546
- 00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:10,497
- Okay? They're gonna get me!
- 547
- 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,124
- We've all seen
- the movie Taken.
- 548
- 00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:13,667
- Okay, relax.
- They're not gonna
- Taken you.
- 549
- 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:14,960
- That doesn't happen
- down there.
- 550
- 00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,628
- You know what they do
- do sometimes?
- 551
- 00:22:16,712 --> 00:22:18,964
- They kill you and then
- they hide drugs in your corpse
- 552
- 00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,632
- and they ship your corpse
- to your grandmother
- 553
- 00:22:20,716 --> 00:22:22,596
- and then somebody
- shows up and
- kills your grandma
- 554
- 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:23,927
- and takes the drugs.
- 555
- 00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:25,178
- That actually happens a lot.
- 556
- 00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:26,888
- Is that...
- Are you serious?
- 557
- 00:22:26,972 --> 00:22:28,974
- Are you fucking serious?
- Grammy!
- 558
- 00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:30,976
- No way!
- No, no, no, no! Listen.
- 559
- 00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:33,103
- Forget I said that.
- Forget I said that.
- God!
- 560
- 00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:35,605
- I am going to
- die here, Jason!
- 561
- 00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:37,774
- I should be married
- and on my honeymoon,
- 562
- 00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:39,651
- but because of you
- and your shit,
- 563
- 00:22:39,735 --> 00:22:42,571
- I am going to
- fucking get Taken!
- 564
- 00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:43,780
- Nardo. Nardo,
- listen to me.
- 565
- 00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:45,490
- Everything is gonna be okay.
- Say it.
- 566
- 00:22:45,574 --> 00:22:47,159
- Everything is gonna be okay.
- 567
- 00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:48,910
- No one is Taken-ing anyone.
- 568
- 00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:50,787
- No one is Taken-ing anybody.
- (RUSTLING)
- 569
- 00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:51,872
- Shit! What the fuck?
- 570
- 00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:53,248
- What's that sound?
- What's that noise?
- 571
- 00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:55,375
- Oh, my God!
- Are there snakes here?
- Oh, yeah.
- 572
- 00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:58,045
- There's rattlers,
- there's serpents,
- 573
- 00:22:58,128 --> 00:23:00,088
- there's cobrinhas,
- which are tiny little cobras.
- 574
- 00:23:00,172 --> 00:23:01,381
- Fuck, no! Okay, no,
- 575
- 00:23:01,465 --> 00:23:02,883
- it's just a sign
- that was blowing
- in the wind.
- 576
- 00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:06,261
- That was a bad example.
- But shit is fucking
- crazy out here, man.
- 577
- 00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:07,471
- Look around.
- What town are you in?
- 578
- 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:08,597
- Town?
- 579
- 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,766
- Um... Shit, I don't know.
- I don't know.
- 580
- 00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:12,309
- Uh...
- 581
- 00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:13,894
- Okay, there's a sign.
- 582
- 00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:17,272
- It says... It says
- "Mexico" on it. Mexico.
- 583
- 00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:19,483
- You're in Mexico, Mexico?
- 584
- 00:23:19,649 --> 00:23:22,152
- Mexico, Mexico?
- Is that even a fucking place?
- 585
- 00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:23,278
- Does that exist?
- 586
- 00:23:24,613 --> 00:23:25,655
- Hold on.
- 587
- 00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:27,789
- The sign has something
- written on it. It says,
- 588
- 00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:29,826
- "27, San Jacinto."
- 589
- 00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:31,578
- Okay, 27, San Jacinto.
- 590
- 00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:32,704
- Stay where you are.
- 591
- 00:23:32,788 --> 00:23:34,039
- That can't be
- that far from L.A.
- 592
- 00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:35,916
- Hurry, hurry, hurry!
- Hurry the fuck up!
- 593
- 00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:37,375
- I'll see you in
- two to three hours.
- 594
- 00:23:46,843 --> 00:23:47,844
- What?
- 595
- 00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:49,221
- (LAUGHING)
- 596
- 00:23:49,971 --> 00:23:50,972
- Tights!
- 597
- 00:23:52,224 --> 00:23:54,101
- (POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
- 598
- 00:23:59,856 --> 00:24:00,857
- JASON: Hey, man!
- 599
- 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:03,401
- Hey.
- 600
- 00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:05,987
- Do you want
- a piece of cake?
- 601
- 00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:08,365
- I brought it.
- It's in the backseat.
- It's very good.
- 602
- 00:24:10,117 --> 00:24:11,868
- What's happening?
- Why am I in the car?
- 603
- 00:24:11,993 --> 00:24:14,412
- Nardo's stranded.
- We're going to Mexico.
- 604
- 00:24:15,539 --> 00:24:17,332
- I'm serious.
- What?
- 605
- 00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:18,416
- I tried to wake you.
- 606
- 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,100
- I had to carry you.
- Oh! Oh, no, no, no...
- 607
- 00:24:20,127 --> 00:24:22,087
- I don't know what
- sleeping pills
- you're taking,
- 608
- 00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:23,296
- but they are heavy duty.
- 609
- 00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:24,756
- No, no. No, no, no...
- 610
- 00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:27,634
- I can't... I can't...
- I can't have this happen.
- 611
- 00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:29,511
- I can't go to
- Mexico right now.
- 612
- 00:24:29,594 --> 00:24:31,471
- I'm sorry, but I can't
- use the company car
- 613
- 00:24:31,555 --> 00:24:32,715
- without you here
- to supervise.
- 614
- 00:24:32,722 --> 00:24:34,599
- That's your rule.
- You made that very clear.
- 615
- 00:24:34,683 --> 00:24:35,723
- So, you just kidnapped me?
- 616
- 00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:38,478
- I had no choice.
- Nardo's naked.
- 617
- 00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:40,105
- He's naked?
- 618
- 00:24:40,188 --> 00:24:41,773
- Yeah. Nude.
- 619
- 00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:43,733
- In Mexico?
- 620
- 00:24:44,568 --> 00:24:46,444
- What time is it?
- Midnight.
- 621
- 00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:47,904
- Oh, fuck, Jason!
- 622
- 00:24:47,988 --> 00:24:49,322
- JASON: All right, before you
- get really worked up,
- 623
- 00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:50,532
- I've already
- thought this through.
- 624
- 00:24:50,615 --> 00:24:51,658
- Look at the GPS.
- 625
- 00:24:51,741 --> 00:24:53,341
- We're here, heading
- south of Los Angeles.
- 626
- 00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:57,414
- Now, Nardo is here,
- 14 miles south of
- the Mexican border. Okay?
- 627
- 00:24:57,539 --> 00:25:00,542
- Two and half hours down,
- that puts Nardo in
- the car at 2:30 a.m.
- 628
- 00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:02,335
- Then three hours
- back up to Los Angeles,
- 629
- 00:25:02,419 --> 00:25:04,212
- that puts us in L.A.
- at 5:30 a.m.
- 630
- 00:25:04,296 --> 00:25:06,173
- Your meeting's
- at 8:00, right?
- Yeah.
- 631
- 00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:08,884
- Okay? Then we have
- two and a half hours
- of flex time.
- 632
- 00:25:08,967 --> 00:25:10,844
- You could have at least
- brought me something to wear.
- 633
- 00:25:10,927 --> 00:25:11,928
- I did.
- 634
- 00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:14,372
- I brought your
- dry cleaning, your wallet
- and your toothbrush.
- 635
- 00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:17,017
- You're all set
- for your meeting.
- Off you go.
- 636
- 00:25:18,602 --> 00:25:19,936
- This is not
- my dry cleaning.
- 637
- 00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:22,189
- They gave me this by mistake,
- I was supposed to
- bring it back today.
- 638
- 00:25:22,272 --> 00:25:23,523
- What is it?
- 639
- 00:25:23,607 --> 00:25:25,192
- It's a woman's pant suit.
- 640
- 00:25:25,609 --> 00:25:29,112
- Well, sometimes life wants
- you to put on a pant suit
- and drive to Mexico.
- 641
- 00:25:29,279 --> 00:25:31,489
- If I do this,
- I am doing it for Nardo.
- 642
- 00:25:31,615 --> 00:25:33,825
- We are driving to Mexico
- and then we are
- driving right back.
- 643
- 00:25:33,909 --> 00:25:34,909
- No extra stops.
- 644
- 00:25:34,951 --> 00:25:36,745
- No other stops?
- No other stops.
- 645
- 00:25:36,828 --> 00:25:38,079
- None after this one.
- 646
- 00:25:38,205 --> 00:25:39,956
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- EVAN: Whoa,
- whoa, whoa! Wait!
- 647
- 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,458
- (HORN HONKS)
- Oh, where are we going?
- 648
- 00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:43,251
- JASON: Remember when
- I lost my wallet?
- 649
- 00:25:43,335 --> 00:25:45,629
- EVAN: I remember when you
- jumped in a pool with it
- in your back pocket.
- 650
- 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:47,047
- And I remember when
- you left it out
- in the sun to dry.
- 651
- 00:25:47,130 --> 00:25:49,216
- I remember
- all those things.
- 652
- 00:25:49,758 --> 00:25:51,134
- You go do whatever
- you have to do.
- 653
- 00:25:51,218 --> 00:25:52,594
- I'm just gonna
- stay in the car.
- 654
- 00:25:52,677 --> 00:25:53,929
- No, no, no, no.
- 655
- 00:25:54,012 --> 00:25:56,264
- This guy's kind of hardcore.
- I need your help.
- 656
- 00:25:57,682 --> 00:26:00,477
- I don't know how much
- help I'm gonna be.
- Look at me.
- 657
- 00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:02,312
- You look great.
- 658
- 00:26:03,521 --> 00:26:04,856
- I look like a Golden Girl.
- 659
- 00:26:05,982 --> 00:26:07,567
- JASON: The best Golden Girl!
- 660
- 00:26:07,651 --> 00:26:09,778
- I don't know, I feel
- like I have a camel toe.
- 661
- 00:26:09,861 --> 00:26:11,321
- Remind me why
- we're here again?
- 662
- 00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:13,073
- Well, remember
- when I lost my wallet?
- 663
- 00:26:13,156 --> 00:26:14,824
- Well, you can't leave
- the country without an ID,
- 664
- 00:26:14,908 --> 00:26:16,493
- so this guy's
- gonna make me one.
- 665
- 00:26:16,576 --> 00:26:18,787
- Shh! Shut up.
- People are trying to sleep.
- 666
- 00:26:19,496 --> 00:26:20,580
- He's 11.
- 667
- 00:26:20,664 --> 00:26:21,915
- Here. It's all there.
- 668
- 00:26:21,998 --> 00:26:23,250
- Good.
- 669
- 00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:25,710
- Now get your ass inside
- before you wake up my moms.
- 670
- 00:26:29,381 --> 00:26:30,715
- Ahh!
- 671
- 00:26:30,799 --> 00:26:32,092
- Jesus!
- 672
- 00:26:32,175 --> 00:26:33,927
- That flash is really bright.
- 673
- 00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:35,053
- Don't smile so much.
- 674
- 00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:36,680
- It's a license,
- not the fucking prom.
- 675
- 00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:38,682
- Good one, Kenny.
- Excellent.
- 676
- 00:26:40,517 --> 00:26:41,518
- Ahh!
- (CLATTERING)
- 677
- 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:45,021
- (WHISPERING)
- Shit! Keep it down!
- 678
- 00:26:45,105 --> 00:26:46,356
- That was loud, huh?
- 679
- 00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:47,941
- KENNY'S MOM:
- Kenny, sweetie?
- 680
- 00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:49,067
- Shit! It's my fucking mom!
- 681
- 00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:50,568
- Hide, hide, hide!
- 682
- 00:26:51,194 --> 00:26:52,195
- KENNY'S MOM: Kenny?
- 683
- 00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:00,161
- Kenny, honey, you okay?
- 684
- 00:27:00,537 --> 00:27:02,372
- Sorry, Mom.
- I had a bad dream.
- 685
- 00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:05,125
- I was just in here,
- reading Chicken Soup
- for the Teenage Soul.
- 686
- 00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:06,334
- Aw...
- 687
- 00:27:06,418 --> 00:27:08,211
- Sweetie pie, come here.
- 688
- 00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:10,463
- Hop on the mommy train.
- 689
- 00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:11,965
- Oh, there you go.
- 690
- 00:27:12,048 --> 00:27:13,300
- (SING-SONG VOICE)
- Who's my guy?
- 691
- 00:27:13,383 --> 00:27:14,884
- I am.
- 692
- 00:27:14,968 --> 00:27:16,136
- Who's my guy?
- 693
- 00:27:16,219 --> 00:27:17,387
- KENNY: I am.
- 694
- 00:27:17,595 --> 00:27:18,596
- (GASPS)
- 695
- 00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:21,558
- (WHISPERING)
- She can't see us.
- 696
- 00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:25,228
- (ALL SCREAMING)
- 697
- 00:27:25,312 --> 00:27:26,632
- Wait, wait, wait!
- Don't freak out!
- 698
- 00:27:26,646 --> 00:27:28,486
- Who the fuck are you?
- We're friends of Kenny's.
- 699
- 00:27:28,523 --> 00:27:29,733
- Yeah, he's making me
- a fake ID.
- 700
- 00:27:29,858 --> 00:27:31,151
- What are they talking about?
- 701
- 00:27:31,234 --> 00:27:32,444
- I don't know.
- 702
- 00:27:32,527 --> 00:27:33,778
- JASON: What do you
- mean, you don't know?
- You know!
- 703
- 00:27:33,862 --> 00:27:36,531
- Look at
- the camera and everything!
- I'm Fletcher Simmons!
- 704
- 00:27:36,614 --> 00:27:38,867
- Yeah! He's like a weird
- little businessman!
- 705
- 00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:40,577
- Wait, is this true?
- 706
- 00:27:41,578 --> 00:27:42,620
- The truth is,
- 707
- 00:27:43,163 --> 00:27:44,372
- they gave me this money
- 708
- 00:27:44,456 --> 00:27:46,624
- to take pictures
- of my balls.
- What?
- 709
- 00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:48,001
- That's bullshit, Kenny!
- KENNY'S MOM: Oh, my God!
- 710
- 00:27:48,084 --> 00:27:49,419
- That is way out of line!
- No, I would not take...
- 711
- 00:27:49,502 --> 00:27:51,338
- Why would we want pictures
- of a boy's balls?
- 712
- 00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:54,007
- If anything, we would
- need pictures of
- the whole shaft and...
- 713
- 00:27:54,090 --> 00:27:55,717
- What?
- You stay away from him!
- 714
- 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,427
- No, no. Kenny and I are cool.
- Come, here, little boy.
- 715
- 00:27:57,510 --> 00:27:59,179
- (ALL YELLING)
- 716
- 00:27:59,262 --> 00:28:00,847
- You stay away from him!
- 717
- 00:28:04,434 --> 00:28:05,674
- KENNY'S MOM:
- We've got perverts!
- 718
- 00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:07,437
- (GROANING)
- 719
- 00:28:08,605 --> 00:28:10,285
- That's a dick move, Kenny,
- and you know it!
- 720
- 00:28:14,110 --> 00:28:15,153
- Oh!
- 721
- 00:28:16,112 --> 00:28:17,113
- Ow!
- 722
- 00:28:20,658 --> 00:28:21,951
- Perverts!
- 723
- 00:28:23,453 --> 00:28:24,579
- (SHATTERING)
- 724
- 00:28:24,662 --> 00:28:26,456
- KENNY'S MOM: Help! Help!
- 725
- 00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:28,208
- Evan!
- (SCREAMING)
- 726
- 00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:29,292
- (GROANS)
- 727
- 00:28:29,376 --> 00:28:30,752
- Honey, I got him!
- 728
- 00:28:30,835 --> 00:28:32,170
- Who are you?
- 729
- 00:28:32,253 --> 00:28:34,631
- I'm Kenny's
- other mom, fucker.
- 730
- 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:35,965
- (GRUNTS)
- 731
- 00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:38,176
- (GROANING)
- 732
- 00:28:38,802 --> 00:28:39,803
- EVAN: Jason!
- 733
- 00:28:39,969 --> 00:28:41,679
- What a terrible family!
- 734
- 00:28:41,805 --> 00:28:43,598
- Keys, keys, keys, keys!
- 735
- 00:28:43,681 --> 00:28:44,682
- (GROANS) Okay, hold on.
- 736
- 00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:46,518
- (ALL SCREAMING)
- 737
- 00:28:50,939 --> 00:28:52,148
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- 738
- 00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:06,079
- Come on, Jason,
- pick up the phone.
- 739
- 00:29:06,704 --> 00:29:08,373
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- JASON: It's him!
- Pull over, pull over!
- 740
- 00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:09,456
- EVAN: Hello?
- NARDO: Jason!
- 741
- 00:29:09,499 --> 00:29:10,625
- Nardo!
- Evan! Yes!
- 742
- 00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:12,043
- Oh, my God, yes!
- 743
- 00:29:12,127 --> 00:29:13,169
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- 744
- 00:29:13,211 --> 00:29:15,211
- Hey, Nardo.
- How's it going, man?
- Where are you guys?
- 745
- 00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:16,256
- EVAN: Uh,
- we're about halfway,
- 746
- 00:29:16,339 --> 00:29:18,099
- but we are on our way.
- We know your location.
- 747
- 00:29:18,133 --> 00:29:20,760
- Wait, no, no, no!
- I'm not there anymore, okay?
- 748
- 00:29:20,844 --> 00:29:22,762
- Yeah, I ran into a town
- 749
- 00:29:22,846 --> 00:29:24,597
- and now my tights are ripped.
- 750
- 00:29:24,681 --> 00:29:26,266
- Your tights?
- Yeah, I actually dig them,
- 751
- 00:29:26,349 --> 00:29:28,101
- and I'm kind of bummed
- that they're ruined.
- 752
- 00:29:28,184 --> 00:29:29,561
- Where are you now?
- What are you looking at?
- 753
- 00:29:29,644 --> 00:29:30,854
- What do you see
- around you?
- 754
- 00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:33,565
- Uh... I don't know,
- it's hard to say.
- Everywhere I go,
- 755
- 00:29:33,648 --> 00:29:35,692
- everything's in fucking
- Mexican words.
- 756
- 00:29:35,775 --> 00:29:36,776
- EVAN: You mean Spanish?
- 757
- 00:29:36,985 --> 00:29:38,486
- I mean Mexican.
- 758
- 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,282
- It's Mexico, man.
- (CHUCKLES) I'm not in Spain.
- 759
- 00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:43,658
- Fucking idiot!
- 760
- 00:29:43,741 --> 00:29:45,618
- Look around you.
- What do you see?
- 761
- 00:29:45,702 --> 00:29:48,079
- Uh... Okay, there's
- something that says...
- 762
- 00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:49,622
- Fucking what?
- 763
- 00:29:49,706 --> 00:29:51,749
- (STAMMERING)
- 764
- 00:29:53,042 --> 00:29:55,170
- Oh, "Get casheer."
- "Get cassair"?
- 765
- 00:29:55,253 --> 00:29:56,337
- "Get casher"?
- 766
- 00:29:56,421 --> 00:29:57,422
- "Get cashhere."
- 767
- 00:29:57,881 --> 00:29:59,883
- "Get cash here," Nardo?
- 768
- 00:30:01,801 --> 00:30:03,052
- (NARDO GROANS)
- 769
- 00:30:03,511 --> 00:30:05,180
- Sorry. It does say,
- "Get cash here."
- 770
- 00:30:05,263 --> 00:30:08,057
- Actually, below, it says,
- "U.S. Wire Service," but...
- 771
- 00:30:08,141 --> 00:30:09,225
- Okay, new plan.
- 772
- 00:30:09,350 --> 00:30:10,810
- We're gonna wire you $500.
- 773
- 00:30:10,894 --> 00:30:13,605
- That way,
- you can go to the resort
- and I can go back to L.A.
- 774
- 00:30:13,730 --> 00:30:15,398
- Do you have
- your ID on you?
- No, Evan,
- 775
- 00:30:15,482 --> 00:30:17,192
- I don't have an ID.
- I have tights.
- 776
- 00:30:17,275 --> 00:30:19,068
- You're going to
- find someone with an ID
- 777
- 00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:21,154
- and then I will wire them
- $50 extra to say
- 778
- 00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:22,697
- thank you for the favor.
- Yes, thank you.
- 779
- 00:30:22,780 --> 00:30:25,325
- Thank you so much!
- Okay, just hold on.
- 780
- 00:30:26,075 --> 00:30:27,494
- Hola. Hola.
- 781
- 00:30:27,577 --> 00:30:28,578
- Aloha.
- 782
- 00:30:28,661 --> 00:30:29,662
- What?
- 783
- 00:30:29,746 --> 00:30:33,500
- I have a friend who's trying
- to send me money in there
- 784
- 00:30:33,583 --> 00:30:36,294
- and I just need
- someone with an ID card
- 785
- 00:30:36,377 --> 00:30:37,921
- to go in there
- and sign for it.
- 786
- 00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:39,506
- I'll give you 50 bucks.
- 787
- 00:30:39,589 --> 00:30:42,008
- 60.
- $60!
- 788
- 00:30:42,091 --> 00:30:44,385
- Well, it's hardly
- a time to bargain. Yes.
- 789
- 00:30:44,469 --> 00:30:45,970
- Yes, $60.
- EVAN: Okay.
- 790
- 00:30:46,054 --> 00:30:47,096
- Okay, great.
- 791
- 00:30:47,180 --> 00:30:49,641
- You're saving my hide,
- honestly.
- 792
- 00:30:49,724 --> 00:30:51,518
- Thank you so much!
- Mmm-hmm.
- 793
- 00:30:51,601 --> 00:30:54,938
- Okay, send the money
- to Sarah McLachlan.
- 794
- 00:30:58,358 --> 00:30:59,484
- Like the Sarah McLachlan?
- 795
- 00:30:59,567 --> 00:31:00,610
- Love Sarah McLachlan!
- 796
- 00:31:01,277 --> 00:31:03,780
- She's a very famous singer.
- You sure you're
- Sarah McLachlan?
- 797
- 00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:04,989
- Yeah. Why?
- 798
- 00:31:05,073 --> 00:31:07,033
- Ask her if she's
- the Sarah McLachlan.
- 799
- 00:31:08,493 --> 00:31:10,662
- (SOFTLY)
- It's the Mexican version.
- 800
- 00:31:10,745 --> 00:31:13,414
- Nardo, I am going to wire
- you and Sarah McLachlan
- money.
- 801
- 00:31:13,498 --> 00:31:14,582
- Just hang tight,
- okay, pal?
- 802
- 00:31:14,666 --> 00:31:16,042
- Evan, thank you!
- 803
- 00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:18,628
- Okay, so where do we wire
- money from at this hour?
- 804
- 00:31:18,711 --> 00:31:20,046
- You know,
- Marty works near here.
- 805
- 00:31:20,129 --> 00:31:21,569
- I bet we could
- wire money from there.
- 806
- 00:31:26,511 --> 00:31:28,638
- Look, they spelled
- "sluts" wrong, right?
- 807
- 00:31:28,721 --> 00:31:30,723
- If the "O" was a "U."
- It's a minor change.
- 808
- 00:31:30,807 --> 00:31:32,058
- Hey, can you handle
- this wire transfer?
- 809
- 00:31:32,141 --> 00:31:33,142
- I gotta make
- a work call real quick.
- 810
- 00:31:33,226 --> 00:31:34,310
- Are you gonna
- ask out Elizabeth?
- 811
- 00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:36,020
- I am not messing around
- with anyone from work.
- 812
- 00:31:36,104 --> 00:31:38,398
- Oh, don't pretend like
- it's an ethical thing, okay?
- 813
- 00:31:38,481 --> 00:31:39,607
- You're scared
- because you like her
- 814
- 00:31:39,691 --> 00:31:40,775
- and you can't even
- talk to her.
- 815
- 00:31:40,858 --> 00:31:41,859
- Hey!
- 816
- 00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:43,653
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- 817
- 00:31:48,157 --> 00:31:49,409
- Hello?
- Hey, it's me.
- 818
- 00:31:49,492 --> 00:31:51,327
- I mean, it's Evan.
- It's not "me," it's Evan.
- 819
- 00:31:51,703 --> 00:31:52,787
- Oh, hey.
- 820
- 00:31:52,870 --> 00:31:54,622
- I'm sorry to
- catch you so late.
- 821
- 00:31:54,706 --> 00:31:56,332
- That's okay.
- What's going on?
- 822
- 00:31:56,916 --> 00:32:00,128
- Uh, well, I wanted to
- touch base with you
- about the steam tomorrow.
- 823
- 00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:02,714
- You're calling me now
- to touch base?
- 824
- 00:32:02,797 --> 00:32:05,258
- Look, there's an outside shot
- that I might be a little late.
- 825
- 00:32:05,341 --> 00:32:07,468
- I'm taking my mom
- to the dentist.
- 826
- 00:32:07,552 --> 00:32:08,970
- Where are you?
- 827
- 00:32:09,637 --> 00:32:11,764
- I'm in L.A.
- Tell her.
- 828
- 00:32:11,848 --> 00:32:12,974
- Uh... The Sizzler.
- 829
- 00:32:13,057 --> 00:32:14,309
- I love the Sizzler.
- 830
- 00:32:14,392 --> 00:32:15,476
- EVAN: You know what?
- Don't worry about it.
- 831
- 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,603
- JASON: Order up!
- 832
- 00:32:16,686 --> 00:32:19,230
- Don't be an asshole.
- Just tell me what's going on.
- 833
- 00:32:19,314 --> 00:32:20,481
- Sizzling steaks!
- 834
- 00:32:20,565 --> 00:32:21,685
- You know what?
- I have to run.
- 835
- 00:32:21,774 --> 00:32:23,109
- Look at this menu!
- I'm sorry about this,
- Elizabeth.
- 836
- 00:32:23,192 --> 00:32:24,193
- I will talk to you tomorrow.
- Goodbye.
- 837
- 00:32:24,277 --> 00:32:25,528
- I want a twice-loaded
- baked potato.
- 838
- 00:32:25,570 --> 00:32:27,488
- Great. Now Elizabeth
- hates me.
- What? I helped. Marty!
- 839
- 00:32:27,572 --> 00:32:29,032
- But you could also...
- Oh, my God!
- 840
- 00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:31,117
- Put this in my office
- and do not take a bite.
- 841
- 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,400
- Are you kidding me?
- What is up?
- 842
- 00:32:33,202 --> 00:32:34,871
- Yeah! All right!
- 843
- 00:32:34,954 --> 00:32:36,247
- My favorite customer!
- 844
- 00:32:36,331 --> 00:32:37,611
- That means a lot
- coming from you.
- 845
- 00:32:37,665 --> 00:32:39,876
- 'Cause it means you lose.
- (LAUGHING)
- 846
- 00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:41,127
- We're actually not here
- to gamble, Marty.
- 847
- 00:32:41,210 --> 00:32:42,295
- MARTY: Oh, okay. Right.
- 848
- 00:32:42,378 --> 00:32:43,755
- I get what you're saying.
- 849
- 00:32:43,838 --> 00:32:46,007
- You wanna party
- in Marty's van.
- 850
- 00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:48,092
- No, no.
- Yeah, I'll do that.
- Let's do that.
- 851
- 00:32:48,176 --> 00:32:49,176
- Check this out.
- 852
- 00:32:49,218 --> 00:32:51,095
- Maybe they're sisters,
- maybe they're friends.
- 853
- 00:32:51,721 --> 00:32:53,222
- I hope they're lesbians.
- 854
- 00:32:54,098 --> 00:32:55,698
- Come on,
- I wanna show you this.
- Come here.
- 855
- 00:32:55,725 --> 00:32:57,605
- You know, I've actually
- been in your van, Marty.
- 856
- 00:32:57,644 --> 00:32:59,228
- Yeah, you wish!
- 857
- 00:32:59,312 --> 00:33:00,396
- Who the fuck
- is this guy?
- 858
- 00:33:00,605 --> 00:33:02,940
- Only cool guys are
- allowed in Marty's van.
- 859
- 00:33:03,024 --> 00:33:04,734
- Can we just please
- make a wire transfer?
- 860
- 00:33:06,778 --> 00:33:08,488
- All right.
- Let's go on back.
- Thank you.
- 861
- 00:33:08,571 --> 00:33:11,324
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- No, no, no. Turquoise Tommy
- stays out here.
- 862
- 00:33:11,407 --> 00:33:14,077
- You're good, okay? No.
- 863
- 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,203
- Get him out of here.
- Thank you.
- 864
- 00:33:15,244 --> 00:33:17,163
- Marty.
- We know each other, Marty.
- Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
- 865
- 00:33:17,246 --> 00:33:19,082
- Look, Marty has
- great instincts, okay?
- 866
- 00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:22,168
- Now, let me take care
- of the wire transfer
- and you go chill at the bar.
- 867
- 00:33:22,251 --> 00:33:24,796
- Look,
- there's an attractive girl.
- Go over there and hit on her.
- 868
- 00:33:24,879 --> 00:33:26,506
- I am not hitting
- on a random girl
- 869
- 00:33:26,589 --> 00:33:29,842
- at a random casino
- in the middle of the night.
- 870
- 00:33:29,926 --> 00:33:33,179
- Evan,
- earlier you told Elizabeth
- she looked good to go.
- 871
- 00:33:33,262 --> 00:33:34,305
- Do you remember that?
- Yeah.
- 872
- 00:33:34,389 --> 00:33:35,390
- As I was standing there,
- cringing. Right?
- 873
- 00:33:35,473 --> 00:33:36,474
- I know it was bad.
- 874
- 00:33:36,557 --> 00:33:37,850
- It was really, really bad.
- I know. I know.
- 875
- 00:33:37,934 --> 00:33:39,227
- So your skills
- have fallen off.
- 876
- 00:33:39,310 --> 00:33:40,550
- Now, go over there
- and practice.
- 877
- 00:33:40,603 --> 00:33:41,854
- She's gonna reject you,
- 878
- 00:33:41,938 --> 00:33:44,219
- but you'll learn something,
- all right?
- There's no downside.
- 879
- 00:33:44,273 --> 00:33:46,401
- I could think of, like,
- 100 downsides, Jason.
- 880
- 00:33:46,484 --> 00:33:47,568
- Just go over there.
- 881
- 00:33:47,652 --> 00:33:49,987
- I'll borrow some clothes
- from Marty for you, okay?
- 882
- 00:33:50,113 --> 00:33:51,833
- And then you go
- hit on her, come on!
- (SPANKS)
- 883
- 00:33:51,906 --> 00:33:53,908
- We're in a casino.
- Let's have fun.
- 884
- 00:33:58,579 --> 00:33:59,706
- (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
- 885
- 00:33:59,789 --> 00:34:00,790
- HUGO: Yes!
- 886
- 00:34:00,873 --> 00:34:03,710
- I am Hugo!
- 887
- 00:34:03,793 --> 00:34:05,420
- (LAUGHING)
- 888
- 00:34:05,503 --> 00:34:06,713
- I'm Hugo.
- 889
- 00:34:11,134 --> 00:34:12,301
- Hey.
- 890
- 00:34:12,385 --> 00:34:13,469
- Is it cool
- if I sit here?
- 891
- 00:34:13,553 --> 00:34:14,887
- Are you sure
- you wanna do that?
- 892
- 00:34:14,971 --> 00:34:16,222
- Yeah, why wouldn't I?
- 893
- 00:34:16,305 --> 00:34:18,141
- Well, I mean,
- you've heard the stories.
- 894
- 00:34:18,224 --> 00:34:22,228
- Nice guy has drinks
- with a strange girl
- in a casino,
- 895
- 00:34:22,311 --> 00:34:24,731
- she gets him
- up to her room,
- 896
- 00:34:24,814 --> 00:34:26,524
- one thing
- leads to another,
- 897
- 00:34:27,650 --> 00:34:31,237
- he wakes up three days later
- missing a kidney.
- 898
- 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,530
- Yeah, well,
- I don't have that much time,
- 899
- 00:34:32,613 --> 00:34:33,853
- so I think I'll
- take my chances.
- 900
- 00:34:34,031 --> 00:34:35,992
- That's a spooky shirt.
- 901
- 00:34:36,117 --> 00:34:37,493
- Are you a magician?
- 902
- 00:34:37,618 --> 00:34:40,413
- You know what?
- I borrowed this, actually.
- (CHUCKLES)
- 903
- 00:34:40,496 --> 00:34:43,332
- But careful,
- I will cast a spell on you.
- 904
- 00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:46,294
- You'll have sex with me
- and you won't even know it.
- 905
- 00:34:47,670 --> 00:34:48,910
- Not against your will.
- That's...
- 906
- 00:34:49,505 --> 00:34:50,506
- That's rape.
- 907
- 00:34:51,674 --> 00:34:53,050
- (LAUGHING)
- 908
- 00:34:53,968 --> 00:34:56,012
- I love it.
- You're hilarious.
- 909
- 00:34:56,971 --> 00:35:00,224
- Two vodka gimlets,
- compliments of
- the Amazing Hugo.
- 910
- 00:35:02,602 --> 00:35:04,270
- You know
- the Amazing Hugo?
- 911
- 00:35:04,353 --> 00:35:06,189
- Yeah, well, I come here
- a lot on business.
- 912
- 00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:07,857
- (GLASSES CLINK)
- Oh.
- 913
- 00:35:09,066 --> 00:35:10,151
- Mmm!
- 914
- 00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:12,361
- (COUGHS)
- 915
- 00:35:14,030 --> 00:35:15,031
- You're cute.
- 916
- 00:35:16,199 --> 00:35:17,492
- Thank you.
- 917
- 00:35:21,662 --> 00:35:22,663
- Mmm!
- 918
- 00:35:33,633 --> 00:35:34,842
- (EVAN CHUCKLES)
- 919
- 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,428
- Hi.
- Hello.
- 920
- 00:35:38,638 --> 00:35:40,640
- What... What happened?
- 921
- 00:35:40,723 --> 00:35:43,142
- Well, you passed out.
- 922
- 00:35:43,643 --> 00:35:44,894
- Are we...
- 923
- 00:35:45,686 --> 00:35:47,647
- (WHISPERING)
- Are we having sex?
- 924
- 00:35:47,730 --> 00:35:49,690
- No, I'm sorry.
- We're not.
- 925
- 00:35:49,774 --> 00:35:51,317
- I'm prepping you.
- 926
- 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,528
- Prepping me?
- Ooh. Hmm.
- 927
- 00:35:54,570 --> 00:35:56,072
- I need to be prepped.
- 928
- 00:35:57,698 --> 00:35:59,033
- Wait a minute.
- 929
- 00:35:59,450 --> 00:36:00,493
- Are you taking my kidney?
- 930
- 00:36:00,576 --> 00:36:03,663
- Yes, I am.
- I'm afraid so.
- 931
- 00:36:03,746 --> 00:36:05,039
- (BREATHING SHAKILY)
- 932
- 00:36:05,122 --> 00:36:06,123
- Why are your clothes off?
- 933
- 00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:08,459
- Because I didn't
- want to get blood on them.
- 934
- 00:36:10,253 --> 00:36:11,254
- Why can't I move my arms?
- 935
- 00:36:11,754 --> 00:36:13,214
- Why can't I move my arms?
- 936
- 00:36:13,297 --> 00:36:14,632
- Oh, because
- you're paralyzed. See?
- 937
- 00:36:17,802 --> 00:36:18,803
- My God!
- 938
- 00:36:18,928 --> 00:36:20,808
- You're really not even
- supposed to be conscious.
- 939
- 00:36:20,888 --> 00:36:22,139
- What?
- Hugo?
- 940
- 00:36:22,765 --> 00:36:24,183
- Why the fuck
- is he awake?
- 941
- 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,185
- Boom!
- 942
- 00:36:26,269 --> 00:36:28,062
- EVAN: The Amazing Hugo?
- Yeah, you a fan?
- 943
- 00:36:28,563 --> 00:36:30,189
- Not really a fan.
- 944
- 00:36:30,273 --> 00:36:31,273
- Ha-ha. Whatever.
- 945
- 00:36:31,357 --> 00:36:33,067
- What's up with
- the anesthesia?
- I'm not using it.
- 946
- 00:36:33,150 --> 00:36:34,360
- I'm using tranquilizers
- on this one.
- 947
- 00:36:34,443 --> 00:36:36,279
- Oh, you're using
- tranquilizers? Why?
- 948
- 00:36:36,362 --> 00:36:37,864
- Because amethocaine
- is expensive.
- 949
- 00:36:37,947 --> 00:36:39,867
- CHRISTY: I wonder why.
- Probably because it works.
- 950
- 00:36:39,907 --> 00:36:41,617
- Hey, he's numb, isn't he?
- 951
- 00:36:41,701 --> 00:36:44,203
- Don't you... Don't you usually
- take kidneys from the back?
- 952
- 00:36:44,287 --> 00:36:46,831
- Oh, yeah,
- that's how doctors do it.
- We go in the front, though.
- 953
- 00:36:46,914 --> 00:36:49,000
- Just scoop everything out
- until we find the kidney,
- 954
- 00:36:49,083 --> 00:36:50,209
- just rip that out,
- 955
- 00:36:50,293 --> 00:36:52,962
- throw it in a cooler
- and we are outta here
- while you bleed out.
- 956
- 00:36:53,462 --> 00:36:56,382
- This is like a giant,
- human-sized game
- of Operation for us.
- 957
- 00:36:56,465 --> 00:36:57,800
- Be careful,
- don't touch the sides!
- 958
- 00:36:57,925 --> 00:36:59,010
- (MIMICS BUZZER)
- Stop it!
- Stop messing with him!
- 959
- 00:36:59,093 --> 00:37:00,094
- What? So?
- 960
- 00:37:00,177 --> 00:37:01,387
- This is not
- good for business.
- 961
- 00:37:01,470 --> 00:37:03,472
- We don't want
- a stressed kidney.
- 962
- 00:37:03,556 --> 00:37:04,724
- Oh, you think
- he's freaked out now?
- 963
- 00:37:04,807 --> 00:37:07,226
- Wait till we cut him open
- and his guts spill out
- onto the bed,
- 964
- 00:37:07,310 --> 00:37:09,353
- like a fucking piñata
- full of garbage.
- 965
- 00:37:09,437 --> 00:37:11,063
- He's probably gonna
- be screaming, too.
- 966
- 00:37:11,147 --> 00:37:12,231
- Ah! And crying.
- 967
- 00:37:12,315 --> 00:37:14,317
- You're being a real
- fucking bitch about this, man.
- 968
- 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,568
- Can you imagine
- looking down
- 969
- 00:37:15,651 --> 00:37:17,320
- and just seeing the insides
- of your own body?
- 970
- 00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:18,905
- I mean, right? Just like...
- 971
- 00:37:18,988 --> 00:37:20,031
- Everything spilling out.
- 972
- 00:37:20,114 --> 00:37:21,908
- Guts and viscera.
- What's viscera?
- 973
- 00:37:21,991 --> 00:37:24,351
- Viscera is all
- the inside stuff that
- doesn't even have names.
- 974
- 00:37:24,744 --> 00:37:25,828
- (LAUGHS) You're gonna die.
- 975
- 00:37:25,912 --> 00:37:27,747
- Stop it. Would you
- stop messing with him?
- 976
- 00:37:27,830 --> 00:37:28,915
- What?
- You fucking idiot.
- 977
- 00:37:28,998 --> 00:37:29,999
- (WHISPERS) Please, please
- 978
- 00:37:30,082 --> 00:37:31,242
- HUGO: I love it
- when they beg.
- 979
- 00:37:31,834 --> 00:37:33,419
- Like a tiny baby.
- Don't, don't, don't.
- 980
- 00:37:33,502 --> 00:37:34,503
- Don't do this,
- please, please.
- 981
- 00:37:34,587 --> 00:37:35,588
- I can give you money.
- Oh, look at him.
- 982
- 00:37:35,713 --> 00:37:37,965
- He has so much
- raw fear in his eyes.
- Yeah.
- 983
- 00:37:38,049 --> 00:37:39,759
- (LAUGHS)
- It's kind of
- creeping me out.
- 984
- 00:37:39,842 --> 00:37:41,385
- Fuck! You can't do this!
- 985
- 00:37:41,469 --> 00:37:43,054
- You can't do this!
- What is that?
- 986
- 00:37:43,596 --> 00:37:45,556
- No, no, no!
- HUGO: Problem solved.
- Look at that.
- 987
- 00:37:46,432 --> 00:37:48,935
- Hey, buddy? Hey, guy?
- (WHIMPERING)
- 988
- 00:37:49,268 --> 00:37:50,478
- Hey, little fella.
- 989
- 00:37:50,561 --> 00:37:53,564
- Oh, is it a sad day for you?
- (SOBBING)
- 990
- 00:37:53,648 --> 00:37:55,608
- Look in my eyes.
- Look in my eyes.
- I don't want to.
- 991
- 00:37:55,691 --> 00:37:57,485
- Hey, sad eyes, look at me.
- Look at me!
- I don't want to!
- 992
- 00:37:57,568 --> 00:37:58,903
- Look at me!
- 993
- 00:37:58,986 --> 00:38:00,279
- I'm the last face
- you're ever gonna see.
- 994
- 00:38:00,363 --> 00:38:01,614
- EVAN: Oh, my God!
- 995
- 00:38:01,739 --> 00:38:03,616
- Okay, buddy.
- You hang out here.
- 996
- 00:38:03,699 --> 00:38:05,826
- We'll be back in
- a couple minutes.
- We gotta keep prepping.
- 997
- 00:38:05,910 --> 00:38:06,953
- Stay right there.
- 998
- 00:38:07,036 --> 00:38:09,038
- You're adorable.
- No.
- 999
- 00:38:10,206 --> 00:38:11,248
- (BREATHING DEEPLY)
- 1000
- 00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:12,375
- Okay.
- 1001
- 00:38:13,542 --> 00:38:15,795
- You say you're
- telepathic, Jason?
- 1002
- 00:38:15,878 --> 00:38:17,588
- Now's your chance
- to prove it.
- 1003
- 00:38:17,672 --> 00:38:19,131
- Evan's in trouble.
- 1004
- 00:38:19,215 --> 00:38:20,383
- Find Evan.
- 1005
- 00:38:20,925 --> 00:38:22,051
- Find Evan.
- 1006
- 00:38:22,134 --> 00:38:23,886
- Find Evan!
- 1007
- 00:38:27,223 --> 00:38:29,266
- You shut your mouth
- or I'll cut your wiener off
- 1008
- 00:38:29,350 --> 00:38:30,935
- and shove that
- in there, okay?
- 1009
- 00:38:31,018 --> 00:38:32,228
- You weirdo.
- (SOBBING)
- 1010
- 00:38:34,063 --> 00:38:35,856
- (MUFFLED PROTESTING)
- 1011
- 00:38:37,233 --> 00:38:38,526
- I love you.
- 1012
- 00:38:41,237 --> 00:38:44,031
- Hey, Evan. Something's
- wrong with the card.
- The wire didn't go through.
- 1013
- 00:38:44,115 --> 00:38:45,658
- Look, if you're
- hooking up with that girl,
- 1014
- 00:38:45,741 --> 00:38:47,284
- I think it's both
- awesome and bullshit
- 1015
- 00:38:47,368 --> 00:38:49,787
- 'cause Nardo's in trouble,
- but that girl was hot.
- 1016
- 00:38:49,870 --> 00:38:51,330
- Oh, wait,
- I gotta call you back.
- 1017
- 00:38:51,414 --> 00:38:52,581
- Hey, Pocahontas.
- 1018
- 00:38:53,416 --> 00:38:54,542
- Oh, shit.
- 1019
- 00:38:55,543 --> 00:38:57,211
- What? Well,
- it's nice to see you, too.
- 1020
- 00:38:57,294 --> 00:38:59,255
- No, I'm sorry, it's just that
- you're the entire reason
- 1021
- 00:38:59,338 --> 00:39:00,423
- I stopped doing shots
- with customers.
- 1022
- 00:39:00,506 --> 00:39:01,507
- Please don't
- put that on my tray.
- 1023
- 00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:03,342
- No, you know what?
- Leave it,
- it's already balanced.
- 1024
- 00:39:03,426 --> 00:39:04,677
- You're gonna spill.
- 1025
- 00:39:05,261 --> 00:39:06,429
- Leave me alone.
- 1026
- 00:39:06,804 --> 00:39:07,805
- Don't say that.
- 1027
- 00:39:07,888 --> 00:39:09,890
- Hey, we were two
- star-crossed lovers
- 1028
- 00:39:09,974 --> 00:39:11,350
- from different worlds
- 1029
- 00:39:11,434 --> 00:39:12,768
- breaking through generations
- 1030
- 00:39:12,852 --> 00:39:14,311
- of tribal conflict
- with our embrace.
- 1031
- 00:39:14,395 --> 00:39:15,646
- So sorry for the gorilla.
- 1032
- 00:39:15,730 --> 00:39:16,856
- Can you go away?
- 1033
- 00:39:17,898 --> 00:39:18,899
- Hi, I'm Jason.
- 1034
- 00:39:20,192 --> 00:39:22,278
- I really do need your help,
- though. Honestly.
- 1035
- 00:39:24,613 --> 00:39:25,656
- What?
- 1036
- 00:39:25,740 --> 00:39:27,199
- My friend's missing, okay?
- 1037
- 00:39:27,283 --> 00:39:30,661
- He was in track pants
- and an un-ironically
- bad T-shirt.
- 1038
- 00:39:30,745 --> 00:39:32,121
- Did you see him?
- 1039
- 00:39:32,204 --> 00:39:33,748
- Of course that
- was your friend.
- 1040
- 00:39:33,831 --> 00:39:35,374
- He was a mess.
- 1041
- 00:39:35,458 --> 00:39:37,334
- Wait, what do you mean?
- He was trashed.
- 1042
- 00:39:37,418 --> 00:39:38,502
- His girlfriend
- was carrying him.
- 1043
- 00:39:38,586 --> 00:39:39,586
- What?
- 1044
- 00:39:39,628 --> 00:39:40,629
- Carrying him?
- Mmm-hmm.
- 1045
- 00:39:40,755 --> 00:39:42,840
- Couldn't get
- onto the elevator.
- Hugo had to help.
- 1046
- 00:39:42,965 --> 00:39:44,717
- That doesn't
- make any sense.
- 1047
- 00:39:45,176 --> 00:39:46,761
- Hey, thanks again for this.
- 1048
- 00:39:46,844 --> 00:39:48,095
- Well, this better
- not be another ploy
- 1049
- 00:39:48,179 --> 00:39:49,346
- to get me back
- into the wave pool.
- 1050
- 00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:50,431
- No, of course not.
- 1051
- 00:39:50,514 --> 00:39:53,142
- That being said,
- if something was to
- arise organically,
- 1052
- 00:39:53,225 --> 00:39:55,144
- I'm not gonna fight it.
- It's not going to.
- 1053
- 00:39:55,978 --> 00:39:57,813
- Hugo. Open up.
- 1054
- 00:40:01,150 --> 00:40:02,193
- What?
- 1055
- 00:40:02,276 --> 00:40:03,916
- Where's that guy that
- you brought up here?
- 1056
- 00:40:04,612 --> 00:40:06,614
- I don't know what you mean.
- What guy?
- POCAHONTAS: There was a guy.
- 1057
- 00:40:06,697 --> 00:40:09,408
- He was wasted
- and you loaded him
- into the elevator.
- 1058
- 00:40:09,492 --> 00:40:10,576
- (MUFFLED SCREAMING)
- 1059
- 00:40:10,659 --> 00:40:13,162
- Did you hear that?
- It sounded like
- a tiny, tiny scream.
- 1060
- 00:40:13,913 --> 00:40:15,206
- What are you up to?
- 1061
- 00:40:15,289 --> 00:40:16,499
- HUGO: Nothing.
- I've got a new puppy in here.
- 1062
- 00:40:16,665 --> 00:40:19,960
- I got a tiny
- little puppy that I'm...
- That I'm training.
- 1063
- 00:40:20,044 --> 00:40:22,213
- Can you just let us in
- or show us the puppy?
- 1064
- 00:40:22,296 --> 00:40:23,964
- Either way,
- we'll know you're not lying.
- 1065
- 00:40:24,048 --> 00:40:26,008
- Where's the guy?
- This conversation is over!
- 1066
- 00:40:26,092 --> 00:40:29,220
- In fact,
- I'm gonna hang up this door
- like a phone in your face!
- 1067
- 00:40:31,347 --> 00:40:32,848
- (EVAN CONTINUES SCREAMING)
- 1068
- 00:40:35,392 --> 00:40:36,435
- Do you hear that?
- 1069
- 00:40:37,186 --> 00:40:38,187
- There it was again.
- 1070
- 00:40:39,688 --> 00:40:40,856
- A tiny, tiny scream.
- 1071
- 00:40:40,940 --> 00:40:42,274
- Like a little woman scream.
- 1072
- 00:40:42,399 --> 00:40:43,818
- Shut up!
- Just shut your mouth!
- 1073
- 00:40:43,901 --> 00:40:45,694
- What do we do now?
- I have an idea.
- 1074
- 00:40:46,612 --> 00:40:47,613
- Come on.
- 1075
- 00:40:48,572 --> 00:40:50,074
- (BEEP)
- 1076
- 00:40:50,157 --> 00:40:52,243
- Okay, well, let's go
- downstairs and not
- come back up at all.
- 1077
- 00:40:52,326 --> 00:40:53,327
- Shh!
- 1078
- 00:40:54,912 --> 00:40:56,038
- (SCREAMING)
- 1079
- 00:40:56,455 --> 00:40:58,707
- Shut your fat face,
- you dumb dildo.
- 1080
- 00:41:11,095 --> 00:41:12,555
- JASON: Now what do we do?
- 1081
- 00:41:12,847 --> 00:41:14,306
- Now we dance.
- 1082
- 00:41:16,225 --> 00:41:17,351
- What?
- 1083
- 00:41:20,354 --> 00:41:22,034
- No, no, wait.
- You're not...
- (EXHALES DEEPLY)
- 1084
- 00:41:22,064 --> 00:41:23,649
- You're...
- You're not gonna...
- 1085
- 00:41:24,859 --> 00:41:25,901
- Oh, shit!
- 1086
- 00:41:26,026 --> 00:41:27,027
- That was good.
- 1087
- 00:41:28,445 --> 00:41:29,613
- Beautiful flourish.
- 1088
- 00:41:31,991 --> 00:41:33,242
- Oh, shit.
- 1089
- 00:41:36,912 --> 00:41:38,038
- Which, uh...
- 1090
- 00:41:38,372 --> 00:41:40,166
- Which... On your left leg,
- you went first?
- 1091
- 00:41:40,249 --> 00:41:41,625
- It doesn't matter.
- 1092
- 00:41:41,709 --> 00:41:43,460
- (YELLS) Oh, no!
- 1093
- 00:41:44,003 --> 00:41:45,254
- (GRUNTS)
- 1094
- 00:41:45,588 --> 00:41:47,548
- Sorry. You okay?
- 1095
- 00:41:48,090 --> 00:41:49,758
- Get off.
- 1096
- 00:41:52,344 --> 00:41:53,596
- (SOBBING)
- 1097
- 00:41:57,808 --> 00:41:58,851
- (WHISPERS) What?
- 1098
- 00:41:59,476 --> 00:42:00,477
- Evan?
- 1099
- 00:42:02,062 --> 00:42:04,815
- Wow, this is some kinky shit.
- Did you pay for this?
- 1100
- 00:42:04,899 --> 00:42:06,275
- What is this,
- like a doctor thing?
- 1101
- 00:42:06,358 --> 00:42:09,236
- Are you in a spanking position
- or are you doing butt stuff?
- 1102
- 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:10,905
- Jason! Jason!
- What?
- 1103
- 00:42:13,866 --> 00:42:14,909
- Shh!
- 1104
- 00:42:14,992 --> 00:42:16,112
- (WHISPERING)
- They drugged me.
- 1105
- 00:42:16,118 --> 00:42:17,536
- They drugged me.
- My whole body is numb.
- Shush.
- 1106
- 00:42:17,620 --> 00:42:18,746
- Who is that?
- Who just told me to shush?
- 1107
- 00:42:18,829 --> 00:42:20,206
- Hey, that's Pocahontas.
- We used to date...
- 1108
- 00:42:20,289 --> 00:42:22,124
- I mean, not date, but...
- 1109
- 00:42:27,087 --> 00:42:28,297
- Pull his pants up,
- let's go!
- 1110
- 00:42:29,048 --> 00:42:30,299
- Pull my pants up!
- 1111
- 00:42:30,382 --> 00:42:31,550
- Again. Again.
- Am I farting?
- 1112
- 00:42:31,634 --> 00:42:33,093
- Am I farting?
- I can't tell.
- 1113
- 00:42:35,638 --> 00:42:37,389
- EVAN: Shit! Shit!
- 1114
- 00:42:37,473 --> 00:42:39,225
- Jason,
- I'm not good with heights!
- 1115
- 00:42:39,308 --> 00:42:40,309
- Okay.
- 1116
- 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,229
- Ready?
- Now you're gonna
- tip him towards me.
- 1117
- 00:42:43,312 --> 00:42:44,312
- Mmm-mmm.
- 1118
- 00:42:44,355 --> 00:42:45,940
- Okay, she's gonna tip you
- and I'm gonna grab your arm.
- 1119
- 00:42:46,023 --> 00:42:48,192
- When she does that,
- you throw your arms out
- like a baby alligator,
- 1120
- 00:42:48,275 --> 00:42:50,527
- and use your weak muscles.
- I'll grab your arms.
- Ready on three.
- 1121
- 00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:52,613
- One, two, three!
- 1122
- 00:42:53,530 --> 00:42:54,657
- (SCREAMING)
- 1123
- 00:42:55,324 --> 00:42:56,408
- No, no, no.
- 1124
- 00:42:56,492 --> 00:42:57,492
- Oh, no, no, no, no!
- 1125
- 00:42:57,534 --> 00:42:58,911
- I got you!
- Pull me up.
- 1126
- 00:42:58,994 --> 00:43:00,474
- I've got you!
- I've got you!
- Pull me up!
- 1127
- 00:43:00,537 --> 00:43:02,373
- Pull him up! Come on!
- 1128
- 00:43:02,456 --> 00:43:04,041
- Hold me!
- You're not even squeezing!
- 1129
- 00:43:04,124 --> 00:43:05,251
- I'm fucking paralyzed!
- 1130
- 00:43:05,334 --> 00:43:06,614
- This has gotta be
- a joint effort!
- 1131
- 00:43:06,627 --> 00:43:08,170
- Oh, my God! Shit! Shit!
- 1132
- 00:43:08,254 --> 00:43:10,256
- You have to squeeze,
- God damn it!
- 1133
- 00:43:10,339 --> 00:43:11,924
- Pull me up!
- JASON: No, no.
- 1134
- 00:43:12,007 --> 00:43:13,926
- Oh, no, no!
- He's slipping. Slipping.
- 1135
- 00:43:14,009 --> 00:43:15,052
- (SCREAMING)
- 1136
- 00:43:15,135 --> 00:43:17,179
- Pull him up!
- Evan! Evan!
- 1137
- 00:43:17,263 --> 00:43:18,543
- POCAHONTAS: Get his hand!
- No, no.
- 1138
- 00:43:18,597 --> 00:43:20,057
- No, no, no, no.
- 1139
- 00:43:20,140 --> 00:43:21,350
- (BOTH SCREAMING)
- 1140
- 00:43:26,981 --> 00:43:28,148
- JASON: Evan?
- 1141
- 00:43:28,857 --> 00:43:30,025
- (SIGHS LOUDLY)
- 1142
- 00:43:33,362 --> 00:43:35,239
- (BOTH WHIMPERING)
- 1143
- 00:43:35,322 --> 00:43:36,699
- Oh, shit!
- (SCREAMING)
- 1144
- 00:43:47,376 --> 00:43:48,377
- (MUFFLED) Jason?
- 1145
- 00:43:49,003 --> 00:43:50,004
- (MUFFLED) Evan!
- 1146
- 00:43:55,634 --> 00:43:56,885
- (GASPING)
- 1147
- 00:44:03,225 --> 00:44:04,518
- What are you doing?
- They're gone!
- 1148
- 00:44:04,601 --> 00:44:06,270
- We need to pack our stuff
- and get out of here.
- 1149
- 00:44:06,353 --> 00:44:07,479
- You really are
- telepathic, Jason!
- 1150
- 00:44:07,563 --> 00:44:08,647
- Yeah, I know that.
- 1151
- 00:44:08,731 --> 00:44:09,940
- Here, you relax.
- 1152
- 00:44:10,024 --> 00:44:11,191
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, God, no.
- 1153
- 00:44:11,275 --> 00:44:12,818
- In terrible odds,
- you did it again,
- 1154
- 00:44:12,901 --> 00:44:14,820
- I wanted you to pick me up
- and you read my mind.
- 1155
- 00:44:14,903 --> 00:44:16,488
- Stay right there.
- Thank you.
- 1156
- 00:44:16,572 --> 00:44:17,990
- I didn't realize
- that you were...
- 1157
- 00:44:18,407 --> 00:44:19,783
- God, you're an idiot!
- 1158
- 00:44:22,328 --> 00:44:23,954
- (BOTH EXCLAIMING)
- 1159
- 00:44:24,038 --> 00:44:25,581
- Oh, shit.
- Is everybody okay?
- 1160
- 00:44:26,165 --> 00:44:27,583
- Yeah, I'm good.
- 1161
- 00:44:28,751 --> 00:44:30,377
- Oh, no!
- (EXCLAIMING)
- 1162
- 00:44:31,045 --> 00:44:32,129
- (LAUGHING)
- 1163
- 00:44:32,212 --> 00:44:33,339
- What? What is it?
- 1164
- 00:44:33,422 --> 00:44:34,631
- Can you feel this?
- 1165
- 00:44:34,715 --> 00:44:36,008
- Can I feel what?
- 1166
- 00:44:36,091 --> 00:44:37,091
- Um...
- (WHISPERING)
- 1167
- 00:44:37,134 --> 00:44:38,135
- Okay.
- 1168
- 00:44:38,594 --> 00:44:39,595
- (BOTH GAGGING)
- 1169
- 00:44:40,888 --> 00:44:42,139
- Is everybody okay up there?
- 1170
- 00:44:42,598 --> 00:44:43,918
- Something happened.
- What happened?
- 1171
- 00:44:43,932 --> 00:44:45,517
- Nothing. There was a Cinnabon
- with ants on it.
- 1172
- 00:44:45,601 --> 00:44:46,961
- EVAN: Oh, yeah,
- those can be gross.
- 1173
- 00:44:49,229 --> 00:44:51,510
- All right, I think he's gone.
- I gotta take him to the car.
- 1174
- 00:44:51,523 --> 00:44:52,858
- I'll help.
- No, no, no.
- 1175
- 00:44:52,941 --> 00:44:55,861
- You've done enough.
- This is our battle to fight.
- 1176
- 00:44:56,445 --> 00:44:57,780
- Goodbye, Pocahontas.
- 1177
- 00:44:58,447 --> 00:44:59,448
- Goodbye.
- 1178
- 00:45:09,792 --> 00:45:12,378
- You know my name
- isn't really Pocahontas,
- right?
- 1179
- 00:45:12,961 --> 00:45:14,004
- Yeah.
- 1180
- 00:45:14,546 --> 00:45:16,548
- So say my name.
- 1181
- 00:45:16,632 --> 00:45:17,800
- (LAUGHS)
- 1182
- 00:45:17,883 --> 00:45:19,134
- (WHISPERS) Say it.
- 1183
- 00:45:20,344 --> 00:45:21,387
- Shlerin?
- 1184
- 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:23,138
- What?
- 1185
- 00:45:23,222 --> 00:45:25,474
- Shlerin? It's not?
- 1186
- 00:45:26,475 --> 00:45:27,684
- (GROANS)
- 1187
- 00:45:29,728 --> 00:45:31,313
- Nice to meet you,
- Shlerin.
- 1188
- 00:45:36,068 --> 00:45:37,778
- I think I might've
- gone to the bathroom.
- 1189
- 00:45:37,861 --> 00:45:39,571
- Can you just wait
- till we get to the car?
- 1190
- 00:45:39,655 --> 00:45:41,865
- I am Hugo!
- Uh-oh.
- 1191
- 00:45:45,202 --> 00:45:46,453
- Who is this guy?
- 1192
- 00:45:46,537 --> 00:45:48,163
- He's the Amazing Hugo.
- 1193
- 00:45:48,539 --> 00:45:51,166
- And he's an expert
- marksman and magician.
- 1194
- 00:45:54,586 --> 00:45:56,255
- I'm going to
- the bathroom again.
- 1195
- 00:45:56,338 --> 00:45:57,923
- (EXCLAIMS)
- 1196
- 00:45:58,006 --> 00:45:59,466
- Eat shit, dickhead.
- 1197
- 00:45:59,550 --> 00:46:00,551
- (YELPS)
- 1198
- 00:46:05,180 --> 00:46:06,306
- What happened to the car?
- 1199
- 00:46:06,390 --> 00:46:07,474
- Is the car okay?
- 1200
- 00:46:07,558 --> 00:46:09,101
- I think we can
- buff that out.
- (ENGINE STARTING)
- 1201
- 00:46:09,184 --> 00:46:10,853
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- 1202
- 00:46:12,062 --> 00:46:13,105
- (GROANS)
- 1203
- 00:46:13,814 --> 00:46:15,399
- (BOTH SCREAMING)
- 1204
- 00:46:22,739 --> 00:46:24,241
- Wait, do you smell that?
- 1205
- 00:46:24,700 --> 00:46:25,701
- I can't breathe.
- 1206
- 00:46:26,827 --> 00:46:28,662
- Do you smell something?
- 1207
- 00:46:32,249 --> 00:46:33,375
- (BOTH SCREAMING)
- 1208
- 00:46:33,459 --> 00:46:34,710
- Get out of the way!
- 1209
- 00:46:47,431 --> 00:46:48,974
- (BOTH COUGHING)
- 1210
- 00:46:51,393 --> 00:46:53,479
- Oh, my God,
- are you okay?
- 1211
- 00:46:53,562 --> 00:46:55,230
- My whole body is numb.
- 1212
- 00:46:55,522 --> 00:46:58,025
- Is there any blood?
- Do you see any blood?
- 1213
- 00:47:02,488 --> 00:47:05,407
- Oh, shit.
- This car is on fire.
- Uh, run!
- 1214
- 00:47:05,491 --> 00:47:06,909
- Run, run, run!
- 1215
- 00:47:06,992 --> 00:47:08,494
- Run, run, run!
- 1216
- 00:47:11,413 --> 00:47:12,623
- (GRUNTS)
- 1217
- 00:47:14,124 --> 00:47:15,459
- Evan?
- 1218
- 00:47:17,336 --> 00:47:18,545
- Jason?
- 1219
- 00:47:18,629 --> 00:47:19,755
- Evan, run!
- 1220
- 00:47:22,424 --> 00:47:23,592
- Oh, there he is!
- 1221
- 00:47:25,344 --> 00:47:26,595
- Atta boy!
- 1222
- 00:47:27,429 --> 00:47:29,014
- You're doing great!
- 1223
- 00:47:29,097 --> 00:47:31,975
- Don't be self-conscious!
- Just waddle towards me!
- 1224
- 00:47:32,059 --> 00:47:35,062
- That's my little penguin!
- Keep waddling! Faster!
- 1225
- 00:47:36,104 --> 00:47:37,272
- That's a penguin!
- 1226
- 00:47:37,356 --> 00:47:38,482
- I'm doing it!
- 1227
- 00:47:38,565 --> 00:47:40,484
- JASON: That's a penguin!
- 1228
- 00:47:41,818 --> 00:47:43,779
- Jason! Come get me!
- 1229
- 00:47:43,862 --> 00:47:47,115
- Does it seem like
- it's gonna explode,
- like, right now or...
- 1230
- 00:47:47,199 --> 00:47:48,242
- Come get me, Jason!
- 1231
- 00:47:48,325 --> 00:47:49,326
- Okay!
- 1232
- 00:47:50,244 --> 00:47:51,453
- All right, here.
- 1233
- 00:47:53,622 --> 00:47:55,123
- (BOTH GRUNTING)
- 1234
- 00:47:59,002 --> 00:48:00,629
- (BOTH SCREAMING)
- 1235
- 00:48:23,402 --> 00:48:24,570
- (SPEAKING SPANISH)
- 1236
- 00:48:24,653 --> 00:48:26,029
- Where's my money?
- Huh?
- 1237
- 00:48:26,113 --> 00:48:27,656
- I'm sorry.
- It didn't go through.
- 1238
- 00:48:27,739 --> 00:48:29,992
- Bullshit! I signed my name,
- just like you said!
- (SIGHS)
- 1239
- 00:48:30,075 --> 00:48:31,618
- Well, maybe I can
- send you a check.
- 1240
- 00:48:31,702 --> 00:48:33,161
- Or do you have
- a PayPal account?
- 1241
- 00:48:33,245 --> 00:48:35,122
- Fuck you!
- Give me your wig!
- 1242
- 00:48:35,205 --> 00:48:37,457
- This is my real hair.
- 1243
- 00:48:37,916 --> 00:48:39,209
- You got money somewhere.
- Ow!
- 1244
- 00:48:39,626 --> 00:48:40,836
- (GROANING)
- 1245
- 00:48:40,919 --> 00:48:42,254
- You got money
- in those tights!
- 1246
- 00:48:42,337 --> 00:48:44,089
- My tights?
- I don't have anything
- in these tights.
- 1247
- 00:48:44,172 --> 00:48:45,549
- I have no money!
- Don't play me.
- 1248
- 00:48:45,632 --> 00:48:47,926
- Jesus! I don't have anything.
- Please, this is all I have.
- 1249
- 00:48:48,010 --> 00:48:49,177
- There's no money
- in here, I swear.
- 1250
- 00:48:49,261 --> 00:48:50,304
- Give me the tights!
- 1251
- 00:48:50,387 --> 00:48:51,430
- No! Ow!
- 1252
- 00:48:52,514 --> 00:48:53,640
- What the... No!
- 1253
- 00:48:54,891 --> 00:48:56,977
- What are you doing?
- No! No!
- 1254
- 00:48:57,436 --> 00:48:59,146
- See?
- There's nothing in there!
- 1255
- 00:48:59,229 --> 00:49:00,230
- Are you happy?
- 1256
- 00:49:00,314 --> 00:49:01,354
- (OFFICER SPEAKING SPANISH)
- 1257
- 00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:05,777
- This man is attacking me!
- 1258
- 00:49:05,861 --> 00:49:07,279
- No, I'm not!
- I'm not attacking her!
- 1259
- 00:49:07,362 --> 00:49:09,562
- Don't climb the fence!
- You don't need to
- climb the fence!
- 1260
- 00:49:11,283 --> 00:49:12,367
- (OFFICER SPEAKING SPANISH)
- 1261
- 00:49:13,118 --> 00:49:14,828
- (WOMEN SCREAMING)
- 1262
- 00:49:14,911 --> 00:49:15,912
- Out of the way!
- 1263
- 00:49:15,996 --> 00:49:17,156
- (OFFICER SHOUTING IN SPANISH)
- 1264
- 00:49:19,499 --> 00:49:21,501
- (OFFICER CONTINUES
- SHOUTING IN SPANISH)
- 1265
- 00:49:22,711 --> 00:49:24,046
- (SIZZLING)
- (SCREAMS)
- 1266
- 00:49:43,190 --> 00:49:45,400
- (MEN SPEAKING SPANISH)
- 1267
- 00:50:07,422 --> 00:50:10,183
- Oh, fuck! Hey, don't shoot me!
- Don't shoot me! Oh, God,
- don't shoot me!
- 1268
- 00:50:10,258 --> 00:50:11,968
- (SPEAKING SPANISH)
- 1269
- 00:50:12,052 --> 00:50:14,680
- Please, this was
- an accident. Okay?
- I didn't mean to be here.
- 1270
- 00:50:14,763 --> 00:50:16,515
- No, no, no! Okay, look.
- 1271
- 00:50:16,598 --> 00:50:19,434
- I will pay you back
- for all the cocaine I snorted!
- 1272
- 00:50:19,518 --> 00:50:21,478
- And you should know,
- good job on you guys.
- 1273
- 00:50:21,561 --> 00:50:25,190
- You have an amazing product!
- It's good energy, it's smooth.
- 1274
- 00:50:25,273 --> 00:50:28,193
- It's speedy,
- but it's not jumpy, okay?
- It's what I would call
- 1275
- 00:50:28,276 --> 00:50:29,528
- a sweet-ass high.
- 1276
- 00:50:29,611 --> 00:50:31,279
- I know for a fact
- that it's harder
- 1277
- 00:50:31,363 --> 00:50:32,989
- to kill someone if
- you know them, okay?
- 1278
- 00:50:33,073 --> 00:50:34,783
- So here's some things
- you might not know about me.
- 1279
- 00:50:34,866 --> 00:50:37,577
- My name is Daniel Narducci.
- Everyone calls me Nardo.
- 1280
- 00:50:37,661 --> 00:50:40,706
- I'm allergic to penicillin.
- I love this little girl
- called Tracy.
- 1281
- 00:50:40,789 --> 00:50:42,249
- She's a hot little number,
- 1282
- 00:50:42,332 --> 00:50:44,626
- and she fucking dishes it out
- anytime she wants.
- 1283
- 00:50:44,710 --> 00:50:47,796
- (BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH)
- 1284
- 00:50:49,715 --> 00:50:51,383
- ...and she goes
- to Dave & Buster's,
- we both go,
- 1285
- 00:50:51,466 --> 00:50:52,843
- and play arcade games,
- all of them.
- 1286
- 00:50:52,926 --> 00:50:55,387
- Pinball, Time Crisis II
- with all the popping
- up and down,
- 1287
- 00:50:55,470 --> 00:50:56,555
- and all of those shooter...
- 1288
- 00:50:56,638 --> 00:50:59,099
- I'm not shooting you,
- it's fake. It's... It's fake.
- 1289
- 00:50:59,182 --> 00:51:01,059
- And she wears vegan shoes,
- that's cute.
- 1290
- 00:51:01,143 --> 00:51:02,894
- (YELLING IN SPANISH)
- What?
- 1291
- 00:51:03,228 --> 00:51:05,272
- I can't understand you.
- (SPEAKING SPANISH)
- 1292
- 00:51:05,355 --> 00:51:06,773
- No, no, I'm not
- going down there.
- 1293
- 00:51:06,857 --> 00:51:08,150
- (BOTH YELLING IN SPANISH)
- 1294
- 00:51:08,233 --> 00:51:09,860
- Down! Okay, I got it!
- 1295
- 00:51:09,943 --> 00:51:11,778
- (MEN SPEAKING SPANISH)
- 1296
- 00:51:16,742 --> 00:51:17,826
- It's all back.
- 1297
- 00:51:18,326 --> 00:51:20,078
- Look, here's some more things.
- Here's some more things.
- 1298
- 00:51:20,162 --> 00:51:22,122
- I hope to one day be
- a licensed reseller
- 1299
- 00:51:22,205 --> 00:51:23,498
- of above-ground
- Jacuzzis, right?
- 1300
- 00:51:23,582 --> 00:51:26,084
- They're called Jacuzzis,
- I'm called Nardo,
- 1301
- 00:51:26,168 --> 00:51:27,586
- and together
- they're Narduzzis.
- 1302
- 00:51:27,669 --> 00:51:30,797
- "Come over to Narduzzi's
- and we'll wade in
- the warm water."
- 1303
- 00:51:30,881 --> 00:51:32,081
- Like, "Welcome to Narduzzi's."
- 1304
- 00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:37,721
- (BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH)
- 1305
- 00:51:47,856 --> 00:51:50,816
- EVAN: Could you just
- please tell MacDonaldson
- I am sorry I missed the steam,
- 1306
- 00:51:50,859 --> 00:51:52,319
- but I will be at the meeting.
- I promise.
- 1307
- 00:51:52,402 --> 00:51:54,446
- Did you try to take
- out a cash advance
- on the company card
- 1308
- 00:51:54,529 --> 00:51:56,990
- at an Indian casino
- at 3:00 this morning?
- 1309
- 00:51:57,073 --> 00:51:58,200
- How do you know that?
- Wait.
- 1310
- 00:51:58,283 --> 00:51:59,326
- (LINE BEEPING)
- 1311
- 00:51:59,409 --> 00:52:01,169
- This is MacDonaldson.
- I'm gonna patch you in.
- 1312
- 00:52:01,203 --> 00:52:02,287
- No, no,
- don't patch in MacDonaldson.
- 1313
- 00:52:02,370 --> 00:52:03,830
- MacDONALDSON: Evan?
- Hello, sir.
- 1314
- 00:52:03,914 --> 00:52:05,832
- I am so sorry
- I missed the steam
- this morning, but I...
- 1315
- 00:52:05,916 --> 00:52:07,292
- Did you try to take
- out a cash advance
- 1316
- 00:52:07,375 --> 00:52:08,752
- on the company card
- at 3:00 a.m.?
- 1317
- 00:52:08,835 --> 00:52:12,172
- (STAMMERING) I didn't want to
- get into this with you
- so quickly, but the...
- 1318
- 00:52:12,255 --> 00:52:14,549
- The truth is
- I was out all night
- with the Nakatomi guys.
- 1319
- 00:52:14,633 --> 00:52:16,343
- You know me,
- all about the hustle.
- 1320
- 00:52:16,426 --> 00:52:18,887
- And these Japanese businessmen
- like to party.
- 1321
- 00:52:18,970 --> 00:52:20,430
- Just like the stereotype.
- 1322
- 00:52:20,555 --> 00:52:23,225
- (MIMICKING JAPANESE ACCENT)
- I like this one.
- Can you make her feet smaller?
- 1323
- 00:52:23,308 --> 00:52:24,351
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- 1324
- 00:52:24,434 --> 00:52:26,686
- Evan, it's one thing
- to chase new business
- 1325
- 00:52:26,770 --> 00:52:29,231
- and it's another thing
- to blow a presentation
- with our biggest client.
- 1326
- 00:52:29,314 --> 00:52:30,357
- I know. I'm sorry, sir.
- 1327
- 00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:33,652
- Now, you listen here.
- You be here at 2:00.
- 1328
- 00:52:33,735 --> 00:52:35,445
- And, Evan,
- 1329
- 00:52:35,529 --> 00:52:37,447
- this is your last chance.
- 1330
- 00:52:37,531 --> 00:52:38,907
- Yes, sir.
- 1331
- 00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:41,827
- Thank you for that.
- 1332
- 00:52:41,910 --> 00:52:43,620
- Face it, Evan,
- you're kind of
- at a turning point.
- 1333
- 00:52:43,703 --> 00:52:45,497
- Pretty soon,
- you're gonna become
- one of those drones
- 1334
- 00:52:45,580 --> 00:52:47,500
- that goes to lunch
- and asks if they
- have boba tea.
- 1335
- 00:52:47,582 --> 00:52:48,834
- You're gonna
- drink boba tea.
- 1336
- 00:52:48,917 --> 00:52:50,335
- Okay, despite what
- you may think,
- 1337
- 00:52:50,418 --> 00:52:52,212
- I actually love
- what I do.
- 1338
- 00:52:52,420 --> 00:52:53,839
- You think I'm a failure?
- 1339
- 00:52:53,922 --> 00:52:57,342
- Look in the mirror, pal.
- Your life is a joke
- on every level.
- 1340
- 00:52:57,425 --> 00:52:58,593
- You know what?
- Say what you want,
- 1341
- 00:52:58,677 --> 00:53:00,011
- but at least
- I care about my friends.
- 1342
- 00:53:00,095 --> 00:53:01,680
- Is that why you
- destroyed Nardo's life?
- 1343
- 00:53:01,763 --> 00:53:03,765
- Hey, he shouldn't marry Tracy
- and you know it.
- 1344
- 00:53:03,849 --> 00:53:06,059
- You're just afraid to
- admit it because you're
- a fucking coward!
- 1345
- 00:53:06,142 --> 00:53:07,519
- (SCOFFS) Okay.
- 1346
- 00:53:07,602 --> 00:53:09,104
- I'm a coward?
- Yeah, you are.
- 1347
- 00:53:09,187 --> 00:53:12,357
- You know, it's not easy
- to stop a wedding.
- And I had to do it alone.
- 1348
- 00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:13,984
- I could've used
- your help, friend.
- 1349
- 00:53:14,067 --> 00:53:16,862
- The only reason
- you don't want Nardo
- to get married is
- 1350
- 00:53:16,945 --> 00:53:18,280
- 'cause you don't wanna
- lose your friend.
- 1351
- 00:53:18,363 --> 00:53:19,447
- That's not true.
- 1352
- 00:53:19,531 --> 00:53:21,783
- Everybody's
- moving on without you.
- Boo-hoo!
- 1353
- 00:53:21,950 --> 00:53:23,326
- Grow the fuck up!
- 1354
- 00:53:23,410 --> 00:53:25,412
- What, so you're saying
- now I have to like Tracy?
- 1355
- 00:53:25,495 --> 00:53:27,914
- No. You have to
- love Tracy.
- 1356
- 00:53:29,457 --> 00:53:30,709
- (CAR DOOR CLOSES)
- 1357
- 00:53:30,792 --> 00:53:33,336
- Hey, you boys didn't happen
- to blow up a car
- 1358
- 00:53:33,420 --> 00:53:35,213
- and leave the scene
- of an accident, did you?
- 1359
- 00:53:35,297 --> 00:53:37,299
- We didn't leave...
- Blow up, like explode?
- 1360
- 00:53:37,382 --> 00:53:39,582
- JASON: Yeah, we don't know
- anything about a Ford Taurus.
- 1361
- 00:53:41,303 --> 00:53:42,512
- NARDO: Hey, please, please,
- 1362
- 00:53:42,596 --> 00:53:44,973
- don't stuff my
- corpse with drugs
- and send it to my Grammy!
- 1363
- 00:53:45,056 --> 00:53:47,309
- (SPEAKING SPANISH)
- 1364
- 00:53:47,642 --> 00:53:49,185
- What the fuck?
- 1365
- 00:53:49,603 --> 00:53:51,187
- (DOOR OPENING)
- (SIGHS)
- 1366
- 00:53:51,813 --> 00:53:52,981
- (SPEAKING SPANISH)
- 1367
- 00:54:00,196 --> 00:54:02,616
- What? What are we...
- What are we doing now?
- 1368
- 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,126
- (SCREAMING)
- 1369
- 00:54:16,046 --> 00:54:17,589
- (ROARS)
- 1370
- 00:54:26,014 --> 00:54:28,016
- How you doing? I'm Berk.
- 1371
- 00:54:28,558 --> 00:54:29,935
- Put it there.
- 1372
- 00:54:30,018 --> 00:54:31,436
- I'm tied.
- These guys tied me up.
- 1373
- 00:54:31,519 --> 00:54:34,022
- A man come in your house
- and can't shake
- your fucking hand?
- 1374
- 00:54:34,105 --> 00:54:35,357
- Motherfucker, I'm Berk!
- 1375
- 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:36,650
- They tied me up.
- 1376
- 00:54:36,733 --> 00:54:38,276
- We got a problem.
- 1377
- 00:54:39,069 --> 00:54:42,113
- We got big problemo.
- 1378
- 00:54:43,031 --> 00:54:45,951
- That shit was supposed to be
- in South Padre tomorrow.
- 1379
- 00:54:46,034 --> 00:54:47,285
- But instead,
- 1380
- 00:54:47,369 --> 00:54:49,704
- it's caked to
- somebody's balls.
- 1381
- 00:54:49,788 --> 00:54:52,832
- Not his balls,
- not his balls,
- not my balls.
- 1382
- 00:54:53,208 --> 00:54:54,376
- Your balls.
- 1383
- 00:54:54,459 --> 00:54:57,337
- You can't wear
- a man's cocaine around.
- 1384
- 00:54:57,420 --> 00:54:59,005
- I'm about sick of this shit.
- Give me your gun.
- 1385
- 00:54:59,089 --> 00:55:00,924
- Oh, no.
- Oh, no?
- 1386
- 00:55:01,007 --> 00:55:02,300
- Oh, yes, motherfucker.
- 1387
- 00:55:02,384 --> 00:55:03,944
- Please don't! Please don't!
- (WHIMPERING)
- 1388
- 00:55:04,552 --> 00:55:06,596
- Want my vest?
- You want it?
- 1389
- 00:55:06,721 --> 00:55:08,890
- What?
- You want my vest?
- 1390
- 00:55:08,974 --> 00:55:11,017
- Protect yourself?
- Yeah, yeah, please.
- 1391
- 00:55:11,101 --> 00:55:12,602
- (MIMICS GUNSHOT)
- Oh, fucking Christ!
- 1392
- 00:55:13,019 --> 00:55:14,896
- Your hair went up
- in the back. Your hair
- said, "Whoo-whoo!"
- 1393
- 00:55:15,271 --> 00:55:17,482
- Okay, look.
- Look, Berk. Mr. Berk.
- 1394
- 00:55:17,565 --> 00:55:19,651
- Mr. Berk, (PANTING)
- I'm... I'm sorry.
- 1395
- 00:55:19,734 --> 00:55:21,277
- (LAUGHING)
- 1396
- 00:55:21,361 --> 00:55:23,279
- (BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH)
- 1397
- 00:55:23,363 --> 00:55:25,281
- (REPEATING IN SPANISH)
- 1398
- 00:55:25,365 --> 00:55:26,992
- You are not fucking Spanish.
- 1399
- 00:55:27,075 --> 00:55:28,952
- We are fucking Spanish.
- 1400
- 00:55:29,369 --> 00:55:30,578
- You're Spanish?
- 1401
- 00:55:30,662 --> 00:55:34,332
- You have the fucking guts
- to question if I'm Spanish?
- 1402
- 00:55:34,416 --> 00:55:36,835
- You just don't...
- You don't have
- a Spanish quality about you.
- 1403
- 00:55:37,544 --> 00:55:40,005
- Uno, dos, tres,
- motherfucker!
- 1404
- 00:55:41,423 --> 00:55:43,633
- Okay. Sorry.
- Normal "sorry."
- 1405
- 00:55:49,389 --> 00:55:50,640
- (EXHALES)
- 1406
- 00:55:52,267 --> 00:55:54,185
- Sucks they took our phones.
- 1407
- 00:55:54,269 --> 00:55:56,813
- Is my ass bleeding?
- Um...
- 1408
- 00:55:57,814 --> 00:55:59,774
- Evan, a lot of things
- happened today...
- 1409
- 00:55:59,858 --> 00:56:01,651
- Your bail's been posted.
- 1410
- 00:56:01,776 --> 00:56:03,028
- JASON: Really?
- 1411
- 00:56:03,987 --> 00:56:05,822
- Do we get our phones back?
- We'll see.
- 1412
- 00:56:05,905 --> 00:56:07,745
- I just wanna say
- I've learned
- a valuable lesson.
- 1413
- 00:56:07,782 --> 00:56:09,701
- Yeah, don't,
- don't touch me.
- 1414
- 00:56:12,328 --> 00:56:15,040
- You do realize you've
- put me in a ridiculous
- position here, right?
- 1415
- 00:56:15,123 --> 00:56:16,916
- Yes, I'm sorry,
- but I appreciate
- everything you've done.
- 1416
- 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,877
- We have a meeting
- in three hours.
- 1417
- 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:20,962
- Were you really not gonna
- tell me you were on
- your way to Mexico?
- 1418
- 00:56:21,046 --> 00:56:22,714
- I had everything
- under control.
- 1419
- 00:56:22,797 --> 00:56:23,798
- You're an idiot.
- 1420
- 00:56:23,882 --> 00:56:27,052
- So, what's the plan now,
- boys? You guys gonna
- walk down to Mexico?
- 1421
- 00:56:27,135 --> 00:56:28,428
- She's right.
- We should borrow her car.
- 1422
- 00:56:28,511 --> 00:56:30,055
- Not gonna happen!
- 1423
- 00:56:30,138 --> 00:56:32,557
- Wait, we just need
- to get down there and
- then we'll get right back.
- 1424
- 00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,100
- Down where exactly?
- 1425
- 00:56:34,184 --> 00:56:36,102
- Tracy's on her honeymoon
- right now in Mexico.
- 1426
- 00:56:36,186 --> 00:56:38,438
- Nardo said he was gonna
- do everything in his power
- to get down there.
- 1427
- 00:56:38,521 --> 00:56:40,440
- So all we have to do
- is go down to Mexico,
- 1428
- 00:56:40,523 --> 00:56:43,568
- keep our heads on a swivel,
- and rescue Nardo.
- 1429
- 00:56:43,651 --> 00:56:45,612
- Yeah, you can take
- the Tijuana Trolley.
- 1430
- 00:56:45,695 --> 00:56:46,946
- It makes a stop
- in Los Angeles.
- 1431
- 00:56:46,988 --> 00:56:49,908
- "Take the trolley."
- That's their slogan.
- EVAN: Mmm-hmm.
- 1432
- 00:56:49,991 --> 00:56:51,785
- It's on the front.
- Well, I never rode it.
- 1433
- 00:56:51,868 --> 00:56:53,912
- No.
- But it's reliable,
- I've heard.
- 1434
- 00:56:54,245 --> 00:56:55,914
- I'm sorry, guys.
- 1435
- 00:56:55,997 --> 00:56:57,290
- You owe me $900
- in court fees.
- 1436
- 00:56:57,373 --> 00:56:58,625
- Wait, wait, wait.
- 1437
- 00:56:59,334 --> 00:57:01,134
- There is something
- I need you to do, actually.
- 1438
- 00:57:01,169 --> 00:57:02,545
- Do you think you could
- run back in there,
- 1439
- 00:57:02,629 --> 00:57:05,924
- and get this
- stamped and processed
- on the second floor?
- 1440
- 00:57:06,007 --> 00:57:08,009
- I'm adding this
- to your bill.
- 1441
- 00:57:11,137 --> 00:57:12,514
- (MOUTHING) Let's go.
- Where'd you get those?
- 1442
- 00:57:12,597 --> 00:57:14,037
- I took them from her purse.
- I had to!
- 1443
- 00:57:14,057 --> 00:57:16,017
- You drive.
- I'm sliding across the hood.
- 1444
- 00:57:16,935 --> 00:57:18,228
- (CAR LOCK CHIRPS)
- 1445
- 00:57:19,104 --> 00:57:20,355
- Whoo-hoo!
- 1446
- 00:57:21,606 --> 00:57:23,316
- No, no. No, no!
- 1447
- 00:57:23,733 --> 00:57:24,901
- Hey!
- 1448
- 00:57:24,984 --> 00:57:27,779
- My fucking laptop
- is in there!
- 1449
- 00:57:27,862 --> 00:57:29,239
- My laptop's in there!
- 1450
- 00:57:29,322 --> 00:57:31,616
- I'm sorry! I had to!
- 1451
- 00:57:31,699 --> 00:57:33,201
- Here, here!
- Soft landing!
- 1452
- 00:57:37,038 --> 00:57:38,373
- Idiots!
- 1453
- 00:57:43,711 --> 00:57:46,172
- CARLOS: I say we fill
- his corpse with drugs
- 1454
- 00:57:46,256 --> 00:57:48,049
- and send it back
- to his Grammy!
- 1455
- 00:57:48,133 --> 00:57:49,259
- BERK: Wait a minute, man.
- 1456
- 00:57:49,342 --> 00:57:50,844
- You're gonna fill
- a body up with drugs
- 1457
- 00:57:50,927 --> 00:57:52,387
- and send it to
- someone's Grammy?
- 1458
- 00:57:52,846 --> 00:57:54,848
- (BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH)
- 1459
- 00:57:56,766 --> 00:58:00,061
- Grammies are
- good for apple pies
- and tucking you in bed.
- 1460
- 00:58:00,145 --> 00:58:02,647
- And... And breast-feeding you
- when your mom's not around!
- 1461
- 00:58:02,730 --> 00:58:04,149
- You don't do that
- to a Grammy!
- 1462
- 00:58:04,649 --> 00:58:06,693
- We don't do that
- to Grammies!
- 1463
- 00:58:09,737 --> 00:58:10,780
- Let me tell you something.
- 1464
- 00:58:10,864 --> 00:58:14,325
- This motherfucker right here
- works for Chucho.
- 1465
- 00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:24,127
- What's he doing?
- 1466
- 00:58:24,794 --> 00:58:26,634
- What the fuck you doing?
- (ALL SPEAKING SPANISH)
- 1467
- 00:58:36,431 --> 00:58:37,473
- Oh...
- 1468
- 00:58:37,557 --> 00:58:38,558
- (BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH)
- 1469
- 00:58:42,896 --> 00:58:43,896
- Oh, shit!
- 1470
- 00:58:43,938 --> 00:58:45,273
- Shit, shit, shit!
- 1471
- 00:58:45,356 --> 00:58:46,524
- Fuck!
- 1472
- 00:58:53,156 --> 00:58:54,324
- (STRAINING)
- 1473
- 00:58:58,203 --> 00:58:59,603
- Ahh! Don't shoot me!
- Don't shoot me!
- 1474
- 00:59:00,747 --> 00:59:02,123
- (SCREAMING)
- 1475
- 00:59:07,212 --> 00:59:08,463
- (YELLING)
- 1476
- 00:59:11,299 --> 00:59:13,218
- I'm out. I'm out!
- 1477
- 00:59:13,801 --> 00:59:17,472
- Whoo! Yeah! Yes! Yes!
- 1478
- 00:59:17,555 --> 00:59:18,890
- Whoo!
- 1479
- 00:59:18,973 --> 00:59:20,808
- Where am I going?
- (BULLET RICOCHETS)
- 1480
- 00:59:20,892 --> 00:59:22,310
- Fucker!
- 1481
- 00:59:23,561 --> 00:59:24,812
- Hold on.
- 1482
- 00:59:25,438 --> 00:59:26,689
- Why's he coming back?
- 1483
- 00:59:27,148 --> 00:59:28,566
- Tracy, here I come!
- 1484
- 00:59:28,650 --> 00:59:30,318
- Yeah, I made it,
- motherfuckers!
- 1485
- 00:59:30,401 --> 00:59:32,320
- We're gonna
- get married, Tracy!
- 1486
- 00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:35,531
- Whoo! Yeah!
- I fucking won, baby!
- 1487
- 00:59:36,658 --> 00:59:38,660
- Don't stop loving me!
- 1488
- 00:59:40,328 --> 00:59:41,496
- I won!
- 1489
- 00:59:41,788 --> 00:59:42,914
- Yes!
- 1490
- 00:59:42,997 --> 00:59:44,332
- Fuck you, Berk!
- 1491
- 00:59:49,629 --> 00:59:51,965
- Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
- 1492
- 00:59:53,341 --> 00:59:54,759
- (GUN CLICKS)
- 1493
- 00:59:55,927 --> 00:59:57,387
- (YELLING)
- 1494
- 01:00:02,183 --> 01:00:03,851
- (POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
- 1495
- 01:00:12,193 --> 01:00:14,195
- Okay, I need a map.
- 1496
- 01:00:23,955 --> 01:00:26,165
- Okay. Wow. I'm high.
- 1497
- 01:00:45,351 --> 01:00:46,352
- What's this?
- 1498
- 01:00:47,562 --> 01:00:49,897
- Okay, that's the highway!
- Okay, okay, okay!
- 1499
- 01:00:49,981 --> 01:00:51,357
- Indicator!
- 1500
- 01:00:51,441 --> 01:00:53,234
- I'm coming for you, Tracy!
- 1501
- 01:00:53,318 --> 01:00:54,902
- I'm coming for you!
- 1502
- 01:00:58,823 --> 01:00:59,907
- (CHEERING)
- 1503
- 01:01:05,830 --> 01:01:06,831
- (EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
- 1504
- 01:01:07,498 --> 01:01:09,751
- This thing fits pretty good,
- but I don't know,
- 1505
- 01:01:09,834 --> 01:01:11,044
- feels like there's
- a lot going on, doesn't it?
- 1506
- 01:01:11,127 --> 01:01:13,463
- Oh, let me see it,
- turn around.
- Yeah, buddy, that's fire.
- 1507
- 01:01:13,546 --> 01:01:14,630
- That's iguana fire.
- 1508
- 01:01:14,714 --> 01:01:16,090
- My treat.
- I'm paying for it.
- 1509
- 01:01:16,174 --> 01:01:17,175
- I already paid for it.
- 1510
- 01:01:17,258 --> 01:01:18,634
- I'll pay you back
- when we get home.
- 1511
- 01:01:19,260 --> 01:01:20,887
- That's not a treat.
- Okay.
- 1512
- 01:01:22,388 --> 01:01:24,724
- Let's ride.
- Let's do this.
- 1513
- 01:01:29,437 --> 01:01:31,773
- Where is Nardo?
- He should've
- been here by now.
- 1514
- 01:01:31,856 --> 01:01:34,776
- I mean,
- the least attractive
- girl here is an eight,
- 1515
- 01:01:34,859 --> 01:01:36,694
- and that's only because
- she's wearing a neck brace.
- 1516
- 01:01:36,778 --> 01:01:39,197
- Hey, hey! Head in the game.
- We're looking for our friend.
- 1517
- 01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:40,760
- Look, look. Look,
- she's looking at me.
- 1518
- 01:01:40,823 --> 01:01:42,241
- She can't move her head.
- 1519
- 01:01:42,950 --> 01:01:44,077
- Now she's looking at me.
- 1520
- 01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:45,453
- No, she's not.
- 1521
- 01:01:49,707 --> 01:01:50,750
- Jason!
- Okay.
- 1522
- 01:01:52,293 --> 01:01:53,878
- That's enough lotion,
- thank you.
- 1523
- 01:01:53,961 --> 01:01:56,214
- (SPEAKING SPANISH)
- 1524
- 01:01:56,297 --> 01:01:58,466
- Tracy. Tracy.
- 1525
- 01:01:58,549 --> 01:01:59,550
- Evan?
- 1526
- 01:02:01,677 --> 01:02:03,054
- How'd you two get here?
- 1527
- 01:02:03,137 --> 01:02:04,722
- Primarily by smart car.
- 1528
- 01:02:04,806 --> 01:02:07,433
- Have you talked to Nardo?
- No!
- 1529
- 01:02:07,517 --> 01:02:10,353
- We broke up because
- of you two assholes.
- 1530
- 01:02:10,436 --> 01:02:12,480
- Or did you forget that?
- Tracy...
- 1531
- 01:02:12,563 --> 01:02:14,357
- Do you have any idea
- what it feels like
- 1532
- 01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:16,776
- to be stood up and humiliated
- at your own wedding?
- 1533
- 01:02:17,610 --> 01:02:20,196
- My life is a disaster
- because of you two.
- 1534
- 01:02:20,279 --> 01:02:24,450
- What happened was a mistake,
- and Nardo feels really
- bad and he loves you.
- 1535
- 01:02:24,534 --> 01:02:25,785
- Oh, my God.
- 1536
- 01:02:27,703 --> 01:02:28,996
- Tracy.
- 1537
- 01:02:29,330 --> 01:02:30,581
- Tracy.
- 1538
- 01:02:31,457 --> 01:02:33,084
- Tracy.
- 1539
- 01:02:33,167 --> 01:02:34,210
- Tracy.
- What?
- 1540
- 01:02:34,293 --> 01:02:36,337
- Tracy, wait.
- Why are you fighting for me?
- 1541
- 01:02:36,421 --> 01:02:38,089
- You don't even like me.
- 1542
- 01:02:38,589 --> 01:02:39,966
- I like you.
- No, you don't.
- 1543
- 01:02:40,341 --> 01:02:43,678
- If you liked me,
- you never would've let
- Jason go through with that.
- 1544
- 01:02:43,970 --> 01:02:45,763
- Fine. You know what?
- 1545
- 01:02:45,847 --> 01:02:48,266
- I should've
- stopped him. Okay?
- 1546
- 01:02:48,349 --> 01:02:50,643
- I guess I didn't
- because part of me thought
- 1547
- 01:02:50,726 --> 01:02:52,326
- that Jason might've
- been right about you.
- 1548
- 01:02:52,478 --> 01:02:53,980
- But things are
- different now.
- 1549
- 01:02:54,063 --> 01:02:57,191
- I never knew how
- much Nardo loved you.
- But I do now.
- 1550
- 01:02:57,275 --> 01:03:00,319
- Nardo believes in you.
- He's on his way here
- right now, I promise.
- 1551
- 01:03:01,237 --> 01:03:03,448
- Tell him I said goodbye.
- 1552
- 01:03:03,990 --> 01:03:05,366
- Tracy! (SIGHS)
- 1553
- 01:03:08,661 --> 01:03:09,787
- (SIGHS)
- 1554
- 01:03:09,871 --> 01:03:10,997
- (SOFTLY) Shit.
- 1555
- 01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:13,207
- (LATIN MUSIC PLAYING
- ON RADIO)
- 1556
- 01:03:15,626 --> 01:03:18,504
- I'm coming for you, Tracy!
- I'm coming for you!
- 1557
- 01:03:19,881 --> 01:03:21,257
- How do I turn this off?
- 1558
- 01:03:21,340 --> 01:03:22,717
- (VOLUME INCREASES)
- 1559
- 01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:25,720
- God, that's loud! That's loud!
- Why is it so loud?
- 1560
- 01:03:28,139 --> 01:03:30,224
- Shut the fuck up! God!
- 1561
- 01:03:33,102 --> 01:03:34,187
- (EXCLAIMING)
- 1562
- 01:03:36,397 --> 01:03:38,316
- Fuck! Oh, my God!
- 1563
- 01:03:38,399 --> 01:03:39,442
- (SCREAMS)
- 1564
- 01:03:41,152 --> 01:03:42,945
- Oh! Ahh! Ow!
- 1565
- 01:03:47,742 --> 01:03:50,578
- Hi. I'm checking out
- of the honeymoon suite.
- 1566
- 01:03:51,704 --> 01:03:54,415
- (LATIN MUSIC PLAYING
- IN DISTANCE)
- 1567
- 01:04:05,259 --> 01:04:06,260
- (SCREAMS)
- 1568
- 01:04:08,429 --> 01:04:09,509
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- (HORN HONKING)
- 1569
- 01:04:12,183 --> 01:04:14,727
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry. Was that your...
- 1570
- 01:04:16,896 --> 01:04:17,897
- Tracy?
- 1571
- 01:04:20,441 --> 01:04:22,860
- Tracy! Tracy!
- 1572
- 01:04:24,028 --> 01:04:25,196
- Tracy!
- 1573
- 01:04:29,116 --> 01:04:30,243
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
- 1574
- 01:04:36,123 --> 01:04:38,443
- RECEPTIONIST:
- Mr. MacDonaldson,
- you have a call on line one.
- 1575
- 01:04:39,627 --> 01:04:41,629
- Hello?
- Sir, hi. It's Evan.
- 1576
- 01:04:41,712 --> 01:04:42,964
- Evan, where are you?
- 1577
- 01:04:43,047 --> 01:04:44,799
- The presentation
- has been moved to 5:00,
- 1578
- 01:04:44,882 --> 01:04:47,718
- so that gives us three hours
- till we have to get it
- together to present.
- 1579
- 01:04:47,802 --> 01:04:49,220
- RECEPTIONIST:
- Sir, Elizabeth on two.
- 1580
- 01:04:49,303 --> 01:04:50,638
- Hold on, this is
- Elizabeth calling now.
- 1581
- 01:04:50,721 --> 01:04:51,722
- Let me see if I
- can patch her in.
- 1582
- 01:04:51,806 --> 01:04:52,807
- (STAMMERING)
- Oh, don't do that.
- 1583
- 01:04:52,890 --> 01:04:54,267
- Hello, Elizabeth.
- Did this work?
- 1584
- 01:04:54,517 --> 01:04:56,894
- EVAN: Hello?
- Evan?
- 1585
- 01:04:56,978 --> 01:04:58,396
- Hey, Elizabeth.
- 1586
- 01:04:58,479 --> 01:05:00,398
- Evan, I'd very much
- like to speak to you
- 1587
- 01:05:00,481 --> 01:05:02,733
- face to face about our
- transportation issue.
- 1588
- 01:05:02,817 --> 01:05:06,028
- Right. I very much
- would like to thank you
- for all that you have... Oh.
- 1589
- 01:05:06,112 --> 01:05:07,238
- (LINE BEEPING)
- 1590
- 01:05:07,321 --> 01:05:09,241
- I'm sorry, I'm getting a call.
- It's an emergency.
- 1591
- 01:05:09,323 --> 01:05:11,742
- No one is hanging up
- until I know exactly
- what's going on.
- 1592
- 01:05:11,826 --> 01:05:14,453
- I'm sorry, sir.
- It's an emergency,
- I have to go.
- 1593
- 01:05:14,537 --> 01:05:16,038
- I'll see you at 5:00.
- 1594
- 01:05:16,122 --> 01:05:17,122
- Hello?
- NARDO: Evan!
- 1595
- 01:05:17,164 --> 01:05:18,457
- Nardo! Where are you?
- 1596
- 01:05:18,541 --> 01:05:20,585
- I'm in a fucking
- Mexican jail, man!
- 1597
- 01:05:20,668 --> 01:05:22,753
- What?
- I'm in a Mexican jail.
- 1598
- 01:05:22,837 --> 01:05:24,088
- MacDONALDSON: Hello?
- 1599
- 01:05:24,171 --> 01:05:25,965
- Wait. Now, who's this?
- 1600
- 01:05:26,048 --> 01:05:27,425
- EVAN: Sir?
- Who's on the line?
- 1601
- 01:05:27,508 --> 01:05:30,595
- It's fucking Nardo and
- I'm in a Mexican jail!
- Who the fuck is this?
- 1602
- 01:05:30,678 --> 01:05:33,681
- Okay, Nardo,
- if you could please hang up
- and call me back...
- 1603
- 01:05:33,764 --> 01:05:35,933
- Are you kidding me?
- They're only giving me
- one phone call here!
- 1604
- 01:05:36,017 --> 01:05:37,059
- I'm a dead man!
- 1605
- 01:05:37,143 --> 01:05:39,937
- These fucking phones.
- Elizabeth,
- what line are you on?
- 1606
- 01:05:40,021 --> 01:05:41,147
- I'm here...
- EVAN: Nardo,
- 1607
- 01:05:41,230 --> 01:05:43,274
- uh, tell me which jail
- you are in right now.
- 1608
- 01:05:43,357 --> 01:05:45,276
- Sir, if you could
- just please hang up.
- 1609
- 01:05:45,359 --> 01:05:47,987
- Do not fucking...
- Do not hang up
- on me, Evan!
- 1610
- 01:05:48,070 --> 01:05:49,947
- Elizabeth?
- Nardo, which jail
- are you in?
- 1611
- 01:05:50,031 --> 01:05:51,699
- My poncho says
- "Rosarito 17" on it.
- 1612
- 01:05:51,782 --> 01:05:53,117
- Okay, great!
- 1613
- 01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,452
- ELIZABETH: Evan!
- Okay, we will be there soon!
- 1614
- 01:05:54,535 --> 01:05:56,662
- There's someone's blood
- on this phone, Evan!
- 1615
- 01:05:56,746 --> 01:05:58,205
- Sir, I will see you at 5:00.
- NARDO: Okay.
- 1616
- 01:05:58,289 --> 01:05:59,449
- No, no, no, no!
- Wait a minute!
- 1617
- 01:05:59,498 --> 01:06:00,625
- Evan, you're the man!
- 1618
- 01:06:00,708 --> 01:06:02,188
- ELIZABETH:
- Do not hang up on me, Evan!
- 1619
- 01:06:03,169 --> 01:06:04,879
- (INAUDIBLE)
- 1620
- 01:06:08,215 --> 01:06:09,508
- Hello?
- 1621
- 01:06:09,592 --> 01:06:10,635
- NARDO: Hello?
- 1622
- 01:06:11,427 --> 01:06:13,054
- Hey, hi.
- Who's this?
- 1623
- 01:06:13,137 --> 01:06:14,388
- (STAMMERING)
- Well, who are you?
- 1624
- 01:06:14,472 --> 01:06:16,182
- This is Kyle MacDonaldson.
- 1625
- 01:06:16,265 --> 01:06:18,684
- You've got a great
- speaking voice.
- Are you black?
- 1626
- 01:06:18,768 --> 01:06:20,353
- What's that...
- What's that like?
- 1627
- 01:06:20,436 --> 01:06:22,229
- (STAMMERING)
- Nice meeting you!
- 1628
- 01:06:27,026 --> 01:06:28,653
- (LINE RINGING)
- 1629
- 01:06:28,736 --> 01:06:30,154
- (ON VOICEMAIL)
- Hey, what's up?
- You've reached Tracy.
- 1630
- 01:06:30,237 --> 01:06:31,405
- If you'd like to
- leave a message,
- 1631
- 01:06:31,489 --> 01:06:34,450
- feel free to do so while I
- drink margaritas. What?
- 1632
- 01:06:34,533 --> 01:06:36,661
- (BEEP)
- Tracy, it's Evan.
- I know you're pissed.
- 1633
- 01:06:36,744 --> 01:06:40,373
- It's just...
- Nardo is in serious trouble,
- 1634
- 01:06:41,165 --> 01:06:43,417
- and we're at
- the police station,
- Rosarito 17.
- 1635
- 01:06:44,460 --> 01:06:47,463
- We really need your help
- and your credit card.
- Thank you.
- 1636
- 01:06:47,922 --> 01:06:50,925
- Should we save
- the donkey, too?
- I like you.
- 1637
- 01:06:51,759 --> 01:06:53,511
- This is so crazy.
- 1638
- 01:06:53,594 --> 01:06:55,596
- How are we gonna get
- Nardo out of here?
- 1639
- 01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:57,181
- I don't know.
- Maybe we bribe them?
- 1640
- 01:06:57,264 --> 01:06:59,058
- Mexican cops don't
- make a lot of money,
- 1641
- 01:06:59,141 --> 01:07:01,560
- so they'd for sure
- go for a bribe.
- 1642
- 01:07:03,354 --> 01:07:04,605
- What is that?
- 1643
- 01:07:04,689 --> 01:07:06,357
- It's a stick,
- in case we need it in there.
- 1644
- 01:07:07,108 --> 01:07:08,859
- We are not breaking Nardo
- out of a Mexican jail
- 1645
- 01:07:08,943 --> 01:07:11,070
- with fucking sticks.
- 1646
- 01:07:11,153 --> 01:07:13,489
- We'll run game on them.
- Let's do the "we got beef."
- 1647
- 01:07:13,948 --> 01:07:16,367
- No, we are not gonna
- do the "we got beef."
- 1648
- 01:07:16,450 --> 01:07:17,970
- Why not? It works.
- It doesn't even work
- 1649
- 01:07:18,035 --> 01:07:19,662
- on drunk girls
- on spring break.
- 1650
- 01:07:19,745 --> 01:07:20,996
- It worked at Arizona State.
- 1651
- 01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:22,790
- Everything works
- at Arizona State.
- 1652
- 01:07:22,873 --> 01:07:24,291
- That's true.
- 1653
- 01:07:25,292 --> 01:07:27,420
- Can I get
- a Diet Coke, please?
- 1654
- 01:07:27,503 --> 01:07:29,130
- You probably
- don't even have diet!
- 1655
- 01:07:29,255 --> 01:07:30,631
- (ROBERTO LAUGHING)
- 1656
- 01:07:30,798 --> 01:07:31,799
- (SPEAKING SPANISH)
- 1657
- 01:07:31,882 --> 01:07:33,634
- NARDO: Animals!
- (DOOR SLAMS)
- 1658
- 01:07:34,969 --> 01:07:36,262
- Excuse us, gentlemen.
- 1659
- 01:07:36,345 --> 01:07:38,973
- Do you have a prisoner here
- by the name of Nardo?
- 1660
- 01:07:39,056 --> 01:07:41,058
- Daniel Narducci,
- maybe you booked him under?
- 1661
- 01:07:41,142 --> 01:07:43,519
- Evan! Jason!
- Oh, thank God you're here!
- 1662
- 01:07:43,602 --> 01:07:45,104
- Nardo! Nardo!
- Nardo! Nardo!
- 1663
- 01:07:45,187 --> 01:07:46,313
- No, no, no!
- 1664
- 01:07:46,397 --> 01:07:47,523
- Hey, man!
- 1665
- 01:07:47,606 --> 01:07:48,649
- Behind the line.
- 1666
- 01:07:49,108 --> 01:07:51,235
- Yeah, there's a chalk
- line, Evan.
- NARDO: Evan!
- 1667
- 01:07:51,318 --> 01:07:54,071
- Jason! These two
- have been torturing me!
- 1668
- 01:07:54,155 --> 01:07:55,906
- We haven't been
- torturing you.
- 1669
- 01:07:55,990 --> 01:07:58,367
- Well, he was licking me!
- 1670
- 01:07:59,243 --> 01:08:00,953
- Have you been licking him?
- 1671
- 01:08:03,456 --> 01:08:07,626
- I'm so fucked up
- right now. Yeah.
- 1672
- 01:08:07,710 --> 01:08:09,503
- He licked me right here.
- 1673
- 01:08:09,587 --> 01:08:10,987
- And then he licked
- me here and here.
- 1674
- 01:08:11,672 --> 01:08:13,924
- Look, here's what
- we're gonna do.
- 1675
- 01:08:14,341 --> 01:08:16,510
- You guys are
- gonna give us Nardo
- 1676
- 01:08:16,594 --> 01:08:18,637
- and we will make it
- worth your while.
- 1677
- 01:08:18,721 --> 01:08:21,015
- Yeah. We're gonna bribe you.
- 1678
- 01:08:21,098 --> 01:08:22,224
- Oh, my God.
- 1679
- 01:08:22,308 --> 01:08:24,602
- No, we can't do that.
- He's part of the deal.
- 1680
- 01:08:24,685 --> 01:08:26,812
- Berk is on his way over...
- (MIGUEL SPEAKING SPANISH)
- 1681
- 01:08:28,814 --> 01:08:30,733
- Wait, did you say "Berk"?
- 1682
- 01:08:30,816 --> 01:08:31,942
- Berk hates me, okay?
- 1683
- 01:08:32,026 --> 01:08:33,652
- He's after me!
- 1684
- 01:08:33,736 --> 01:08:35,029
- I stole a truck
- full of his cocaine.
- 1685
- 01:08:35,112 --> 01:08:36,822
- This is all a big
- misunderstanding.
- 1686
- 01:08:36,906 --> 01:08:38,574
- Nardo is not a drug runner.
- 1687
- 01:08:38,657 --> 01:08:40,201
- I mean, look at him. He...
- 1688
- 01:08:40,284 --> 01:08:43,370
- He could barely run,
- little fella.
- Look at me.
- 1689
- 01:08:43,996 --> 01:08:47,166
- Look at him,
- he's a foppish dandy.
- He's a fop.
- 1690
- 01:08:47,249 --> 01:08:49,460
- He's innocent, you know.
- He's a little baby.
- 1691
- 01:08:49,543 --> 01:08:51,045
- JASON: Little
- Babe: Pig in the City.
- 1692
- 01:08:51,128 --> 01:08:52,546
- Yeah, he's a
- Babe: Pig in the City.
- 1693
- 01:08:52,630 --> 01:08:54,340
- JASON: Ever seen that
- movie? Did you guys get
- that down here?
- 1694
- 01:08:54,423 --> 01:08:56,801
- Yeah, I'm a little Babe.
- "That'll do."
- 1695
- 01:08:56,884 --> 01:08:58,469
- He can talk, the whole thing.
- 1696
- 01:08:58,552 --> 01:09:01,305
- I love Babes: Pig in the Cities.
- 1697
- 01:09:01,472 --> 01:09:03,098
- I think we all do.
- Yeah.
- 1698
- 01:09:03,182 --> 01:09:07,144
- I saw
- Babes: Pigs in the City
- on Christmas time.
- 1699
- 01:09:07,228 --> 01:09:09,980
- Oh, it made my heart
- feel warm and...
- (SIGHS)
- 1700
- 01:09:10,064 --> 01:09:11,565
- I love it so much.
- 1701
- 01:09:12,024 --> 01:09:13,651
- EVAN: You ever see
- the first one?
- 1702
- 01:09:14,568 --> 01:09:16,570
- There's a first one?
- 1703
- 01:09:17,738 --> 01:09:20,866
- Oh, my God,
- my life is a lies.
- 1704
- 01:09:21,408 --> 01:09:24,787
- You know, I think
- it's time for you
- two guys to leave.
- 1705
- 01:09:24,870 --> 01:09:26,205
- Before you get hurt.
- 1706
- 01:09:26,497 --> 01:09:29,208
- I don't know
- what you guys are
- trying to pull here.
- 1707
- 01:09:29,291 --> 01:09:31,836
- But the United States,
- we come down pretty hard.
- 1708
- 01:09:31,919 --> 01:09:34,421
- Iraq I, Iraq II...
- 1709
- 01:09:34,547 --> 01:09:37,341
- This is all
- your fault, Evan!
- What are you doing?
- 1710
- 01:09:37,424 --> 01:09:39,593
- We got beef!
- No, we don't have beef.
- 1711
- 01:09:39,677 --> 01:09:41,512
- We don't have beefs!
- Not the beef.
- 1712
- 01:09:41,595 --> 01:09:43,430
- Yeah, yeah, come on.
- Let's do the "we
- got beef" thing.
- 1713
- 01:09:43,514 --> 01:09:45,599
- That's not gonna
- work on two federales.
- Yes, it will.
- 1714
- 01:09:45,683 --> 01:09:47,226
- Look, look, look. The gun.
- 1715
- 01:09:48,018 --> 01:09:49,186
- We said we weren't
- gonna do this.
- 1716
- 01:09:49,270 --> 01:09:50,312
- You son of a bitch!
- 1717
- 01:09:50,437 --> 01:09:53,774
- You better watch that ass!
- You'll see me kick it!
- (GROANS)
- 1718
- 01:09:54,525 --> 01:09:56,861
- Okay, kangaroo punch
- coming, nice and easy.
- 1719
- 01:09:56,944 --> 01:09:58,070
- Ready?
- No kangaroo.
- 1720
- 01:09:58,487 --> 01:09:59,572
- Fuck you!
- 1721
- 01:09:59,655 --> 01:10:02,032
- What did you call me?
- A pussy mouth?
- 1722
- 01:10:02,116 --> 01:10:03,909
- You are a fucking idiot!
- 1723
- 01:10:03,993 --> 01:10:05,744
- Yeah, I'm mad at you, too!
- 1724
- 01:10:06,704 --> 01:10:07,705
- (GROANING)
- 1725
- 01:10:08,205 --> 01:10:09,206
- Okay, time out, guys.
- 1726
- 01:10:09,290 --> 01:10:10,457
- Fuck you!
- 1727
- 01:10:10,541 --> 01:10:11,542
- (GROANING)
- 1728
- 01:10:11,834 --> 01:10:13,544
- Oh!
- (LAUGHING)
- 1729
- 01:10:13,878 --> 01:10:16,630
- The only reason
- that I have lived
- with you this long
- 1730
- 01:10:16,714 --> 01:10:18,549
- is because I felt guilty!
- 1731
- 01:10:18,632 --> 01:10:20,509
- Let it out, Evan.
- EVAN: I am done...
- 1732
- 01:10:20,593 --> 01:10:22,193
- That's good.
- ...taking care of your shit!
- 1733
- 01:10:23,596 --> 01:10:24,638
- (BOTH GRUNTING)
- 1734
- 01:10:27,224 --> 01:10:28,225
- (BOTH GROANING)
- 1735
- 01:10:29,393 --> 01:10:30,394
- Are you okay?
- 1736
- 01:10:34,648 --> 01:10:35,649
- (JASON YELLING)
- 1737
- 01:10:39,278 --> 01:10:41,071
- EVAN: Did you not see
- that I had the gun?
- 1738
- 01:10:41,155 --> 01:10:42,156
- You did?
- 1739
- 01:10:42,615 --> 01:10:44,033
- We are done.
- 1740
- 01:10:44,116 --> 01:10:46,410
- You and me, we are done!
- 1741
- 01:10:46,493 --> 01:10:48,203
- I'm gonna murder you!
- No, you're not!
- 1742
- 01:10:48,662 --> 01:10:50,122
- EVAN: For real!
- I'm gonna murder...
- 1743
- 01:10:52,541 --> 01:10:53,542
- (PANTING)
- 1744
- 01:10:57,838 --> 01:10:59,173
- What the hell is going on?
- 1745
- 01:11:00,591 --> 01:11:03,594
- Tracy. Hi.
- 1746
- 01:11:04,011 --> 01:11:05,429
- There you are.
- 1747
- 01:11:05,512 --> 01:11:07,514
- I'm a bit strung out
- right now. I'm sorry.
- 1748
- 01:11:14,688 --> 01:11:15,814
- Yeah, Tracy.
- 1749
- 01:11:18,692 --> 01:11:20,361
- In! Out!
- 1750
- 01:11:22,696 --> 01:11:24,865
- Hey! Hi! Yeah!
- 1751
- 01:11:25,032 --> 01:11:26,033
- (LAUGHING)
- 1752
- 01:11:28,661 --> 01:11:31,121
- Tracy. Tracy!
- Let me go! Tracy!
- 1753
- 01:11:31,205 --> 01:11:32,957
- Nardo, I just came here
- to help you, that's it.
- 1754
- 01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:34,375
- I know, I know. Look.
- 1755
- 01:11:34,792 --> 01:11:36,794
- Tracy, I love you.
- 1756
- 01:11:37,461 --> 01:11:38,671
- Okay?
- 1757
- 01:11:38,754 --> 01:11:40,923
- I'm sorry my friends
- ruined our wedding.
- 1758
- 01:11:41,006 --> 01:11:43,133
- I never should've
- questioned marrying you.
- 1759
- 01:11:43,217 --> 01:11:44,301
- Look.
- 1760
- 01:11:44,385 --> 01:11:46,637
- I have been through hell
- trying to find you.
- 1761
- 01:11:47,304 --> 01:11:49,682
- I mean, look at me.
- I practically walked here.
- 1762
- 01:11:49,890 --> 01:11:52,893
- Just, from now on,
- nothing keeps
- us apart, okay?
- 1763
- 01:11:52,977 --> 01:11:54,395
- So, will you just...
- 1764
- 01:11:54,478 --> 01:11:56,063
- Will you just take me back?
- 1765
- 01:11:56,146 --> 01:11:58,732
- And we can just get married
- and be happy, please?
- 1766
- 01:11:59,483 --> 01:12:00,693
- I love you, Nardo.
- 1767
- 01:12:00,776 --> 01:12:02,277
- You guys,
- I just wanna say that...
- 1768
- 01:12:02,403 --> 01:12:04,989
- I was wrong. You guys,
- you do belong together.
- 1769
- 01:12:05,072 --> 01:12:06,907
- You guys should
- jail fuck right now
- 1770
- 01:12:06,991 --> 01:12:08,742
- and make a baby that
- has dual citizenship.
- 1771
- 01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:13,163
- I don't need
- your permission.
- 1772
- 01:12:13,622 --> 01:12:14,790
- Get over here.
- 1773
- 01:12:20,504 --> 01:12:21,839
- Hey, I was wrong
- about them.
- 1774
- 01:12:22,423 --> 01:12:23,841
- Yeah, me, too.
- 1775
- 01:12:23,924 --> 01:12:25,092
- I'm sorry.
- 1776
- 01:12:26,010 --> 01:12:27,136
- It's okay.
- 1777
- 01:12:28,762 --> 01:12:30,597
- What was that sound?
- BERK: My truck!
- 1778
- 01:12:31,765 --> 01:12:32,891
- NARDO: Berk?
- 1779
- 01:12:33,225 --> 01:12:34,810
- (GUNSHOT)
- God!
- 1780
- 01:12:34,893 --> 01:12:35,894
- (ALL SCREAMING)
- 1781
- 01:12:40,566 --> 01:12:41,966
- They got my ear!
- They nicked my ear!
- 1782
- 01:12:46,113 --> 01:12:47,489
- NARDO: My God!
- TRACY: Oh, my God!
- 1783
- 01:12:48,699 --> 01:12:49,908
- JASON: Gunshots!
- There's definitely guns!
- 1784
- 01:12:49,992 --> 01:12:50,993
- NARDO: I'm bleeding.
- 1785
- 01:12:51,076 --> 01:12:52,236
- TRACY: It's okay.
- You're okay.
- 1786
- 01:12:52,453 --> 01:12:53,954
- (BERK LAUGHING)
- 1787
- 01:12:54,288 --> 01:12:56,540
- I'm gonna invite
- myself to the party!
- 1788
- 01:12:57,291 --> 01:12:58,292
- Ring-a-ling-a-ling!
- 1789
- 01:12:59,626 --> 01:13:00,836
- Ring-a-ling-a-ling!
- 1790
- 01:13:01,712 --> 01:13:03,881
- Pick the goddamn phone up!
- 1791
- 01:13:03,964 --> 01:13:05,591
- Say something, Evan,
- say something!
- 1792
- 01:13:05,674 --> 01:13:08,677
- I don't know who you are,
- but you can take the cocaine!
- 1793
- 01:13:08,761 --> 01:13:09,887
- We don't want it.
- 1794
- 01:13:09,970 --> 01:13:12,097
- No, that's not how it works.
- 1795
- 01:13:12,181 --> 01:13:14,183
- You cross me,
- 1796
- 01:13:14,266 --> 01:13:17,853
- I kill you. Understand?
- That's how it works.
- 1797
- 01:13:18,479 --> 01:13:19,521
- I'm gonna kill his ass.
- 1798
- 01:13:20,022 --> 01:13:21,106
- I'm gonna let Grammy watch,
- 1799
- 01:13:21,190 --> 01:13:23,442
- and I love Grammies,
- believe me.
- 1800
- 01:13:23,525 --> 01:13:26,403
- But in this case,
- I'm gonna take my hand,
- 1801
- 01:13:26,487 --> 01:13:29,531
- I'm gonna run my hand
- up the crack of Grammy's ass,
- 1802
- 01:13:30,407 --> 01:13:31,408
- you understand?
- 1803
- 01:13:31,492 --> 01:13:34,244
- She's gonna stand next to me
- while I squeeze her booty,
- 1804
- 01:13:34,328 --> 01:13:35,579
- and she's gonna go...
- 1805
- 01:13:35,704 --> 01:13:37,039
- Ooh!
- 1806
- 01:13:37,289 --> 01:13:38,874
- 'Cause that's
- what Grammies do.
- 1807
- 01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:41,168
- Say something nice.
- 1808
- 01:13:41,251 --> 01:13:42,836
- Make a friend.
- 1809
- 01:13:43,170 --> 01:13:44,755
- You can have
- our Smart car!
- 1810
- 01:13:44,838 --> 01:13:47,299
- What the fuck I wanna
- do with a Smart car? Huh?
- 1811
- 01:13:47,382 --> 01:13:50,594
- I'll put that motherfucker
- in drive and drive
- it up your asshole,
- 1812
- 01:13:50,677 --> 01:13:52,930
- and step out of it
- and let it run
- up your asshole!
- 1813
- 01:13:53,013 --> 01:13:56,016
- And there's gonna be
- smoke coming out your ass!
- 1814
- 01:13:56,517 --> 01:13:58,685
- JASON: But then you'd
- be in my asshole, too!
- 1815
- 01:13:58,977 --> 01:14:00,979
- Shut the fuck up!
- I already said it already!
- 1816
- 01:14:01,396 --> 01:14:02,940
- That's my analogy!
- 1817
- 01:14:03,023 --> 01:14:05,526
- I'll shoot that
- goddamn Smart car dead!
- 1818
- 01:14:05,609 --> 01:14:07,152
- Well, that's not
- gonna work for us!
- 1819
- 01:14:07,236 --> 01:14:09,071
- Nardo comes home with us!
- 1820
- 01:14:09,154 --> 01:14:10,989
- Yeah, he's our friend!
- 1821
- 01:14:11,073 --> 01:14:12,574
- He's your friend?
- 1822
- 01:14:12,658 --> 01:14:14,201
- "He's my friend!"
- Well, guess what?
- 1823
- 01:14:14,284 --> 01:14:16,203
- I got friends,
- too, motherfucker!
- 1824
- 01:14:25,170 --> 01:14:26,505
- (SCREAMING)
- 1825
- 01:14:27,548 --> 01:14:28,841
- Okay, here's what
- we're gonna do.
- 1826
- 01:14:28,924 --> 01:14:31,093
- I am gonna go out
- there and draw their
- fire to distract them,
- 1827
- 01:14:31,176 --> 01:14:32,803
- you guys are gonna
- run to Tracy's car.
- 1828
- 01:14:32,928 --> 01:14:35,088
- If anybody should do it,
- it should be me.
- What? Why you?
- 1829
- 01:14:35,097 --> 01:14:36,140
- Because I'm a loser.
- 1830
- 01:14:36,223 --> 01:14:37,641
- I mean, you're about
- to get a promotion,
- 1831
- 01:14:37,724 --> 01:14:39,560
- Nardo finally got Tracy,
- 1832
- 01:14:39,643 --> 01:14:41,854
- he's gonna put
- a little baby pig up
- there in that city.
- 1833
- 01:14:41,937 --> 01:14:42,980
- What?
- Yeah.
- 1834
- 01:14:43,063 --> 01:14:45,065
- All right, guys.
- Let's go get them!
- 1835
- 01:14:45,149 --> 01:14:46,650
- Just like
- Thelma and Louise!
- 1836
- 01:14:46,733 --> 01:14:47,733
- No, wait, they died!
- 1837
- 01:14:47,776 --> 01:14:49,069
- They drove off
- the Grand Canyon!
- 1838
- 01:14:50,070 --> 01:14:51,280
- (YELLING)
- 1839
- 01:14:56,577 --> 01:14:58,245
- What the fuck?
- 1840
- 01:14:58,996 --> 01:14:59,997
- (SCREAMING)
- 1841
- 01:15:03,083 --> 01:15:04,084
- (YELLING)
- 1842
- 01:15:07,212 --> 01:15:08,338
- Shit!
- 1843
- 01:15:08,922 --> 01:15:09,923
- Beanbag.
- 1844
- 01:15:12,050 --> 01:15:13,051
- Ooh.
- 1845
- 01:15:15,846 --> 01:15:17,764
- Oh, shit.
- Nardo!
- 1846
- 01:15:19,766 --> 01:15:20,893
- (COUGHING)
- 1847
- 01:15:22,561 --> 01:15:23,854
- Your whole sac is out!
- 1848
- 01:15:23,937 --> 01:15:25,189
- Yeah, your balls are...
- 1849
- 01:15:25,272 --> 01:15:26,481
- Well, they're
- tiny underwear.
- 1850
- 01:15:26,565 --> 01:15:28,192
- No, they're gonna
- get shot off, man.
- 1851
- 01:15:33,322 --> 01:15:34,323
- We should go.
- 1852
- 01:15:34,573 --> 01:15:35,574
- (YELLING)
- 1853
- 01:15:35,699 --> 01:15:37,159
- Come on, honey!
- 1854
- 01:15:39,328 --> 01:15:40,621
- Oh, shit!
- 1855
- 01:15:41,914 --> 01:15:42,915
- (BERK GASPING)
- 1856
- 01:15:43,123 --> 01:15:44,249
- Shit!
- 1857
- 01:15:45,375 --> 01:15:46,835
- NARDO: I'll drive,
- I'll drive!
- 1858
- 01:15:53,508 --> 01:15:54,593
- Oh, shit!
- 1859
- 01:15:55,135 --> 01:15:57,137
- Nardo! Get in!
- TRACY: Get in!
- 1860
- 01:15:57,221 --> 01:15:58,347
- Go, go, go, go!
- 1861
- 01:15:59,264 --> 01:16:00,265
- JASON: Oh, shit!
- 1862
- 01:16:07,481 --> 01:16:08,482
- (ALL CHEERING)
- 1863
- 01:16:09,483 --> 01:16:10,567
- Look at them!
- 1864
- 01:16:11,485 --> 01:16:13,195
- Yeah! Fuck you!
- 1865
- 01:16:19,576 --> 01:16:20,953
- You think you're
- gonna make your meeting?
- 1866
- 01:16:21,036 --> 01:16:22,412
- I think it'll be close.
- 1867
- 01:16:22,496 --> 01:16:27,042
- You guys, I wanna
- apologize for basically
- everything I've done.
- 1868
- 01:16:27,125 --> 01:16:30,003
- And, Tracy, I wanna
- plan a new wedding, okay?
- What do you say?
- 1869
- 01:16:30,087 --> 01:16:31,922
- I think it's...
- Uh, no, no, no.
- 1870
- 01:16:32,005 --> 01:16:33,507
- When we get re-engaged,
- 1871
- 01:16:33,590 --> 01:16:36,593
- it's gonna be without you
- two assholes in the car.
- 1872
- 01:16:36,677 --> 01:16:37,719
- Sorry.
- 1873
- 01:16:37,803 --> 01:16:39,054
- Fair enough.
- 1874
- 01:16:39,972 --> 01:16:42,182
- And you,
- I need you to move out.
- 1875
- 01:16:42,516 --> 01:16:43,892
- Excuse me?
- ASAP.
- 1876
- 01:16:43,976 --> 01:16:45,269
- What?
- It means
- "as soon as possible."
- 1877
- 01:16:45,352 --> 01:16:47,020
- I know what ASAP means.
- 1878
- 01:16:47,354 --> 01:16:48,438
- I finally get it.
- 1879
- 01:16:48,522 --> 01:16:50,440
- It's time.
- You need some space.
- 1880
- 01:16:50,524 --> 01:16:51,900
- Look, we're best friends.
- 1881
- 01:16:51,984 --> 01:16:53,819
- We will always
- be best friends.
- 1882
- 01:16:53,902 --> 01:16:55,487
- Nothing is gonna
- change that.
- 1883
- 01:16:55,862 --> 01:16:57,906
- I do think I am gonna
- get my own place, though.
- 1884
- 01:16:59,825 --> 01:17:01,034
- JASON: I just like it
- when we're all together.
- 1885
- 01:17:01,118 --> 01:17:02,286
- EVAN: I know.
- 1886
- 01:17:03,996 --> 01:17:06,039
- NARDO: Uh, how am I gonna
- get across the border?
- 1887
- 01:17:06,707 --> 01:17:09,501
- I'm just not really good
- with small spaces, so...
- (GROANS)
- 1888
- 01:17:09,876 --> 01:17:11,503
- (LATIN MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1889
- 01:17:16,425 --> 01:17:17,426
- (BEEPS)
- 1890
- 01:17:34,901 --> 01:17:36,570
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- 1891
- 01:17:40,574 --> 01:17:41,908
- So, what do you
- think you're gonna say?
- 1892
- 01:17:41,992 --> 01:17:44,202
- Jason, you got me here,
- that's all you
- can do. Thanks.
- 1893
- 01:17:45,579 --> 01:17:47,372
- Oh, she looks mad.
- She looks really mad.
- 1894
- 01:17:47,456 --> 01:17:48,498
- ELIZABETH: Motherfucker!
- 1895
- 01:17:58,467 --> 01:17:59,827
- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
- whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 1896
- 01:18:00,719 --> 01:18:01,887
- Did I read that wrong?
- 1897
- 01:18:01,970 --> 01:18:03,597
- Yes.
- Sorry.
- 1898
- 01:18:04,848 --> 01:18:05,932
- I'm sorry about everything.
- 1899
- 01:18:06,016 --> 01:18:07,059
- Okay, we'll talk
- about it later.
- 1900
- 01:18:07,100 --> 01:18:08,900
- We have a meeting
- to get to.
- Screw the meeting.
- 1901
- 01:18:08,935 --> 01:18:10,979
- I'm probably gonna get fired.
- 1902
- 01:18:11,063 --> 01:18:13,103
- And I didn't
- come here for that.
- I came here for you.
- 1903
- 01:18:14,316 --> 01:18:16,651
- I never asked you out
- because we work together,
- 1904
- 01:18:16,735 --> 01:18:20,238
- but I think part
- of me was scared
- and I'm done being scared.
- 1905
- 01:18:22,991 --> 01:18:24,076
- Wow, really?
- 1906
- 01:18:24,451 --> 01:18:25,744
- (SIGHS)
- Read it wrong again.
- 1907
- 01:18:25,827 --> 01:18:26,995
- Should've known.
- 1908
- 01:18:27,579 --> 01:18:29,122
- We have a meeting. Come on.
- 1909
- 01:18:30,415 --> 01:18:31,750
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1910
- 01:18:52,729 --> 01:18:53,730
- MacDONALDSON: I don't
- know what got into you,
- 1911
- 01:18:53,814 --> 01:18:56,233
- but the client loved
- your presentation.
- 1912
- 01:18:56,900 --> 01:19:00,028
- I'm giving you a promotion.
- Congratulations.
- 1913
- 01:19:00,112 --> 01:19:01,154
- Thank you, sir.
- 1914
- 01:19:01,238 --> 01:19:02,239
- PARGO: Oh!
- 1915
- 01:19:02,322 --> 01:19:04,616
- Yeah, boy!
- You're gonna crush it!
- 1916
- 01:19:04,699 --> 01:19:07,577
- First you get the promotion,
- then you move in with us!
- 1917
- 01:19:07,661 --> 01:19:08,787
- Whoo! Spaghetti Tuesdays!
- 1918
- 01:19:08,870 --> 01:19:10,372
- You're gonna move
- in with us, right?
- 1919
- 01:19:11,289 --> 01:19:12,332
- Get the fuck out of here.
- 1920
- 01:19:13,208 --> 01:19:14,334
- Okay.
- 1921
- 01:19:21,508 --> 01:19:23,385
- (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1922
- 01:19:26,805 --> 01:19:29,433
- I gotta hand it you,
- Nardo, you were right.
- 1923
- 01:19:29,516 --> 01:19:30,642
- You do know
- how to pick them.
- 1924
- 01:19:32,102 --> 01:19:34,187
- So do you, you old dog.
- 1925
- 01:19:35,105 --> 01:19:37,023
- Think she'll let
- you kiss her tonight?
- 1926
- 01:19:37,107 --> 01:19:38,108
- EVAN: Oh. Come on.
- 1927
- 01:19:38,191 --> 01:19:40,318
- But yeah,
- hopefully she'll let
- me kiss her tonight.
- 1928
- 01:19:40,735 --> 01:19:43,280
- You ever think you'll
- be able to learn how
- to love Tracy?
- 1929
- 01:19:43,363 --> 01:19:46,283
- No, Evan.
- I think I'll be able
- to learn how to love...
- 1930
- 01:19:46,366 --> 01:19:48,118
- Wait, what did you say?
- I said, learn how
- to love Tracy.
- 1931
- 01:19:48,201 --> 01:19:49,870
- Oh, yeah, I will.
- I know I'll learn
- how to love her, yeah.
- 1932
- 01:19:49,953 --> 01:19:50,996
- Okay, guys.
- 1933
- 01:19:52,205 --> 01:19:53,248
- Hi.
- 1934
- 01:19:53,707 --> 01:19:55,417
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
- 1935
- 01:19:57,043 --> 01:19:58,044
- Mmm.
- 1936
- 01:20:00,547 --> 01:20:02,174
- You're family now.
- 1937
- 01:20:02,257 --> 01:20:04,050
- Yeah. Don't forget it.
- 1938
- 01:20:09,222 --> 01:20:10,265
- (SOFTLY) I love you.
- 1939
- 01:20:11,475 --> 01:20:13,935
- Hey, I just remembered
- where I know this guy from.
- 1940
- 01:20:14,019 --> 01:20:15,312
- Great, Marty.
- We'll talk about it later.
- 1941
- 01:20:15,395 --> 01:20:16,855
- No, we got high
- with him in my van.
- 1942
- 01:20:16,938 --> 01:20:18,356
- He doesn't wanna
- marry this chick.
- 1943
- 01:20:18,440 --> 01:20:20,200
- EVAN: Okay. Marty,
- that's okay.
- Just sit down.
- 1944
- 01:20:20,233 --> 01:20:21,359
- No, Marty, we already
- took care of this.
- 1945
- 01:20:21,443 --> 01:20:22,652
- You can't let this... No.
- Marty, sit down.
- 1946
- 01:20:22,736 --> 01:20:23,987
- We're not taking
- those rings.
- Marty, Marty...
- 1947
- 01:20:24,070 --> 01:20:25,822
- MARTY: You shouldn't
- do this.
- You're off base here, pal.
- 1948
- 01:20:25,906 --> 01:20:27,699
- No. Hey, you don't
- wanna do this, dude!
- Okay. (LAUGHS)
- 1949
- 01:20:27,782 --> 01:20:28,950
- Hey, remember the weed?
- Marty! Marty.
- 1950
- 01:20:29,034 --> 01:20:31,620
- I was just talking
- it through.
- That's all I was doing!
- 1951
- 01:20:32,078 --> 01:20:33,413
- Sorry, Grammy.
- 1952
- 01:20:33,497 --> 01:20:35,040
- You need weed right now...
- 1953
- 01:20:35,123 --> 01:20:36,833
- Absolutely, you need weed!
- 1954
- 01:20:36,917 --> 01:20:39,211
- WOMEN: (SINGING)
- Today is the day
- you say forever
- 1955
- 01:20:39,294 --> 01:20:41,505
- From now on,
- you stand together
- 1956
- 01:20:41,588 --> 01:20:43,882
- Two hearts united
- in wedded bliss
- 1957
- 01:20:43,965 --> 01:20:47,928
- As you say your vows,
- remember this
- 1958
- 01:20:48,386 --> 01:20:51,348
- He's got the last penis
- you're ever gonna see
- 1959
- 01:20:51,431 --> 01:20:54,392
- The last penis
- you'll feel inside your mouth
- 1960
- 01:20:54,476 --> 01:20:56,353
- Hope he touches your clit,
- not just your heart
- 1961
- 01:20:56,436 --> 01:20:59,272
- 'Cause he's the only one
- who will till
- death do you part
- 1962
- 01:21:00,273 --> 01:21:02,859
- She's the last woman
- you'll ever be inside of
- 1963
- 01:21:02,943 --> 01:21:05,904
- The last mouth you'll have
- wrapped around your dick
- 1964
- 01:21:05,987 --> 01:21:07,781
- She'll find you
- less attractive
- as the years go by
- 1965
- 01:21:07,864 --> 01:21:11,743
- But that's the only vagina
- that will ever make
- you come until you die
- 1966
- 01:21:15,789 --> 01:21:18,542
- So, congrats to
- the man and wife
- 1967
- 01:21:18,625 --> 01:21:22,796
- For only fucking each other
- for the rest of your life
- 1968
- 01:21:32,639 --> 01:21:34,224
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1969
- 01:22:22,439 --> 01:22:23,732
- JASON: I gotta hand it
- to you, Nardo, you did it.
- 1970
- 01:22:23,815 --> 01:22:24,816
- NARDO: Yeah.
- 1971
- 01:22:25,150 --> 01:22:26,985
- Well, I mean,
- this is the dream
- right here.
- 1972
- 01:22:27,068 --> 01:22:28,778
- You know, hanging out
- with my two best friends
- 1973
- 01:22:28,862 --> 01:22:30,989
- in a good
- old-fashioned Narduzzi.
- 1974
- 01:22:31,072 --> 01:22:32,741
- I couldn't have done
- it without you guys.
- 1975
- 01:22:32,824 --> 01:22:34,784
- Ah, cheers to that, man.
- Cheers.
- 1976
- 01:22:34,868 --> 01:22:36,745
- It'd be cool if there
- were girls in the tub.
- 1977
- 01:22:36,828 --> 01:22:38,121
- It is what it is.
- 1978
- 01:22:38,204 --> 01:22:39,664
- Daniel!
- NARDO: Grammy?
- 1979
- 01:22:39,748 --> 01:22:41,082
- What are you doing here?
- 1980
- 01:22:41,166 --> 01:22:43,543
- A man sent me here
- to watch something.
- 1981
- 01:22:43,877 --> 01:22:45,357
- Watch something?
- EVAN AND JASON: What?
- 1982
- 01:22:45,420 --> 01:22:46,421
- (CAR ENGINE REVVING)
- 1983
- 01:22:47,213 --> 01:22:48,214
- What is that?
- 1984
- 01:22:49,090 --> 01:22:50,383
- Go, go, go!
- 1985
- 01:23:01,353 --> 01:23:02,354
- (LAUGHING)
- 1986
- 01:23:03,271 --> 01:23:04,397
- (ALL SCREAMING)
- 1987
- 01:23:07,233 --> 01:23:09,069
- (LATIN MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1988
- 01:31:48,754 --> 01:31:50,006
- What happened?
- 1989
- 01:31:50,089 --> 01:31:52,091
- Nothing. You passed out.
- 1990
- 01:31:56,137 --> 01:31:57,388
- Are we having sex?
- 1991
- 01:31:57,930 --> 01:31:59,182
- (CHUCKLES) No.
- 1992
- 01:31:59,265 --> 01:32:00,766
- I'm prepping you.
- What?
- 1993
- 01:32:00,850 --> 01:32:02,059
- We could have sex, though.
- 1994
- 01:32:02,143 --> 01:32:04,228
- I mean, if you want to.
- 1995
- 01:32:05,104 --> 01:32:06,522
- Got time.
- 1996
- 01:32:08,441 --> 01:32:09,525
- Okay. Yeah, okay.
- 1997
- 01:32:09,609 --> 01:32:12,862
- Yeah? You should know
- you are completely paralyzed.
- 1998
- 01:32:16,282 --> 01:32:17,408
- Oh, my God.
- 1999
- 01:32:17,491 --> 01:32:20,286
- So that means your dick
- is not gonna work.
- 2000
- 01:32:20,870 --> 01:32:23,873
- My dick works great, though.
- 2001
- 01:32:25,875 --> 01:32:27,168
- Okay.
- You know what?
- 2002
- 01:32:27,251 --> 01:32:28,920
- I always wanted to find out
- 2003
- 01:32:29,003 --> 01:32:30,379
- what this did.
- 2004
- 01:32:30,713 --> 01:32:31,964
- What?
- 2005
- 01:32:32,089 --> 01:32:34,342
- JK, man, JK. I'm not.
- 2006
- 01:32:34,425 --> 01:32:35,551
- What's "JK" stand for?
- 2007
- 01:32:35,635 --> 01:32:36,719
- "Just kidding."
- 2008
- 01:32:36,802 --> 01:32:37,845
- (LAUGHS) I text a lot.
- 2009
- 01:32:37,929 --> 01:32:40,089
- I thought it stood for,
- like, "jolly cock"
- or something.
- 2010
- 01:32:40,097 --> 01:32:41,724
- No.
- I don't know.
- 2011
- 01:32:41,807 --> 01:32:43,059
- "Jolly cock,"
- though, would be pretty...
- 2012
- 01:32:43,142 --> 01:32:44,393
- Sex talk. (LAUGHING)
- 2013
- 01:32:47,897 --> 01:32:48,898
- Hey.
- 2014
- 01:32:48,981 --> 01:32:52,068
- Hey, you wanna play...
- You wanna play
- Silence of the Lambs?
- 2015
- 01:32:52,151 --> 01:32:54,445
- We did that and
- never got to it.
- 2016
- 01:32:54,987 --> 01:32:56,989
- Sorry.
- It's okay, it's okay.
- 2017
- 01:32:57,448 --> 01:32:58,449
- (CREW LAUGHING)
- 2018
- 01:33:00,159 --> 01:33:01,327
- MAN: Cut!
- 2019
- 01:33:02,495 --> 01:33:03,996
- "Jolly cock."
- MAN: Cut.
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